The best part about this movie existing: Watching reviews talking about how sh*t it was and that blissful, thankful feeling you get when you made the right choice to not watch a horrible movie...
My heart goes out to the army of dead-eyed factory workers who had to bash this mess to life - guys and gals who no doubt grew up being inspired by Pixar and Studio Ghibli and excitedly thought "I want to work in animation!" ...then, after years of hard work they found themselves living, breathing, and building this artless, clumsy attempt at making a fast buck. The Wiki says the writer was inspired by Toy Story... evidently he was inspired by the money it grossed, not the actual film.
It's actually not a bad idea to bring your kids to _Dunkirk_. Yes, it is a stressful war movie, but it's not as violent as it could have been, and I can definitely see a 7 years old able to handle it. For chirssake - when I was 5, I was watching zombie movies with my godmother... babying kids 'til they're pre-teens is stupid.
Mighty Mad I agree. I'm 12 yrs old and there are parents from my friends telling me I shouldn't have seen baby driver but I did because I thought it looked cool and the style of it would look amazing. And it was.
My 7yr old would probably be bored like me watching Dunkirk. Yeah when I was 5 I was watching drug related films in the early 90s like New Jack City or horror movies like Candyman,
Nah man...Kids would be bored as f*ck watching Dunkirk. Emoji Movie may suck, but Dunkirk is just too tiring and boring to watch. Hacksaw Ridge? sure. Dunkirk? nah...
I just want to know why kind of crazy person approved this movie? People actually were paid money to make this movie, and I paid real money to see it. I'm ashamed of myself and everyone involved in the nightmare of a film!
I've been waiting for this. And I agree the kid doesn't want to use words to talk to a girl because it's "not cool." Sounds like someone doesn't really seem to get what kids are like.
Did anyone notice the plot hole? Instead of just walking around the apps to get to the drop box app (the cloud), they go through the dangerous apps. They are seen running around the apps at one scene being chased by the bot, they can but they didn't.
Christy don't take your kid to see this piece of swill! Sit him in front of the tv and put on some of the old Popeye cartoons for him from video if you can find them, DVD< even TH-cam and when he tells you how much he likes it tell him that the bad people at Sony are the reason he cant see a new Popeye cartoon in the movies!
"Be yourself, not what you're expected to be" is also the central theme and source of conflict in the first Tinkerbell movie, thought that one is a lot better than the reviews here make Emoji sound.
God, if Siskel and Ebert were alive to see this film, they'd think this was worth than North, Little Indian, Big City, Patch Adams, or any of the other films they reviewed over the years!!!!!! Siskel probably would've said that this was the first film he had walked out on since Black Sheep.
Muslym1 Ghumman The main reason why people hate Sony Pictues Animation is because the people who work there are poorly managed resulting into them doing a bad job at making movies. Remember when Sony made a Ghostbusters movie with an all female cast? A lot of people did not like the fact that it was a ghostbusters reboot and what do they do? The executives and the media people that praised the film called them sexist l when really, they are trying to tell them that it was a bad idea in the first place.
I was so looking forward to this movie's...review. Please Christy do see it with Nick, then do an additional review/editorial with both viewpoints and ratings. I think that it would be epic (the reviews not the movie).
I feel wrong for liking this movie cause every time I shamefully say: "meh... I mean I kinda like it..." I can just look down at my glass of water and see it thumping. Then I turn my back and there's a SHIT TON OF PEOPLE TRAMPLING OVER TO ME ATTEMPTING TO SHOVE RESONS DOWN MY THROAT WHY IT SUCKS.
I feel like from this & the fact that Marvel Studios made a better Spider-Man than Sony, that they should not try to make their own cinematic universe starting with Venom.
The only thing I do not get about this film is if MEH is not MEH then what is that emoji good for? Is he talking over other emoji's jobs or what? Who came up with this story? #WTFMovie
Why does every movie have to be subversive? Can't we just have a good story told in an interesting way? I never thought this movie was going to be good but I wasn't hoping for subversion in the Emoji Movie.
You know what's almost as bad as a movie that's boring, doesn't make any sense and is just a cash grab? Three people doing a movie "review" constantly interrupting/ talking over each other and struggling to make their points clear with thoughts trailing off mid sentence.
The best part about this movie existing: Watching reviews talking about how sh*t it was and that blissful, thankful feeling you get when you made the right choice to not watch a horrible movie...
+Sophie Filo
Suddenly the prospect of being a movie critic for a living loses its luster.
Sophie Filo to be honest thats so true but i might have to see it thanks to some close cousions who r still little kids
+Hershey
Have them watch Lion King or something. You know, a real movie.
Thanks hopefully thier not hardcore on their decision
Have your headphones in and be watching something worthwhile on your phone...
Emoji movie has 0%. There's still humanity left in this world
pulled straight from r/movies
We'll have to see if the box office will agree.
As long as Armond White exist no movie would ever be 0% or 100% on Rotten Tomatoes, but that's just a theory.
Projected to make $22 million on a $50 million budget and TJ Miller selling out his career
That might change soon.
Oh man, I want to give them a hug.
Thank you for your service.
TJ Miller left Silicon Vally for this........ Just let that sink in.
Joseph Ocasio He appears to be a douche so no surprise there.
Worst mistake of his life despite the paycheck
Joseph Ocasio he got fired lol. Anytime he talks about it he sounds so bitter
Guessing haven't seen Deadpool, Cloverfield, Big Hero 6 or How to Train Your Dragon.
I can literally just imagine what every. Single. Step. Of. The. Movie. Is.
Was there a thinking emoji??? 🤔
Probably not, or it would have thought this movie was a bad idea.
Bad Hombre So they can't even get an emoji in "The Emoji Movie..." (if it is in it, though) This movie can't even live up to its name if that's true.
- KingKingman01 - kill me
Alonso. I'm 15 and have literally used the eggplant emoji twice lol.
Literally?
yes
What will they think of next? The Emoticon movie? The Anime Profile Pic movie? Shit, I might be giving Sony ideas here.
Haven't you heard? The Meme Movie is coming in 2019...
Coming soon in 2018: "Pirate Anime Website Profile Avatar - The Live Action Film".
Dude shut up! Because the more stupid shit you say, the more they will want to make, we have an emoji movie don't say you can't reach new lows.
Oh, no...
Maybe PureFlix will make their own movie in this saga. "The Bible App Movie."
The Fidget Spinner Movie
The Dab Movie
The Whip Movie
What else could they do?
Whiplash95 the nae nae movie
Whiplash95 how out Rise of the neocons
Whiplash95 NO NO NO WAIT, the jake Paul movie...
My heart goes out to the army of dead-eyed factory workers who had to bash this mess to life - guys and gals who no doubt grew up being inspired by Pixar and Studio Ghibli and excitedly thought "I want to work in animation!" ...then, after years of hard work they found themselves living, breathing, and building this artless, clumsy attempt at making a fast buck. The Wiki says the writer was inspired by Toy Story... evidently he was inspired by the money it grossed, not the actual film.
I hope that writer is right now in a homeless shelter.
So it sucks.... Who saw that coming?!
Oh yeah: EVERYONE!!!!!
It's actually not a bad idea to bring your kids to _Dunkirk_.
Yes, it is a stressful war movie, but it's not as violent as it could have been, and I can definitely see a 7 years old able to handle it.
For chirssake - when I was 5, I was watching zombie movies with my godmother... babying kids 'til they're pre-teens is stupid.
Mighty Mad I agree. I'm 12 yrs old and there are parents from my friends telling me I shouldn't have seen baby driver but I did because I thought it looked cool and the style of it would look amazing. And it was.
My 7yr old would probably be bored like me watching Dunkirk. Yeah when I was 5 I was watching drug related films in the early 90s like New Jack City or horror movies like Candyman,
Nah man...Kids would be bored as f*ck watching Dunkirk. Emoji Movie may suck, but Dunkirk is just too tiring and boring to watch. Hacksaw Ridge? sure. Dunkirk? nah...
dunkirk was shit
4:00 When a movie leaves you thoroughly dumbfounded.
TJ Miller left Silicon Valley to do this, a very Gavin Belson move.
juan gomez Well, he's on Spielberg Ready Player One, good for him.
Gavin is not down ... yet.
juan gomez Transformers really ruined that guy.
I need the CLOVERFIELD monster to eat TJ Miller again. And the rest of the cast and the crew.
Sir Patrick Stewart as poop... what the hell happened?
He likes money...
Yeah, and he was in The Prince of Egypt!
This is one of the best What the Flick?! reviews ever. LOL!
You had me at Manos hand of fate.
0%. You can't make this shit up.
Where's the vomit emoji where you need one?
🤢
Fittingly, right next to the middle finger emoji.
yep it's really trash tbh
OtakuLiver08 it was 💩
Can't wait for Armond White's 5 star review.
Thanks Steve Jobs.
I just want to know why kind of crazy person approved this movie? People actually were paid money to make this movie, and I paid real money to see it. I'm ashamed of myself and everyone involved in the nightmare of a film!
Rotten Tomatoes doesn't even want to rate it there like "fuck this we're going to act like this movie doesn't exist"
Paul Giamatti should play Matt Atchity in an Alexander Payne-directed biopic of his life
The Emoji movie is exactly we thought it would be. A heap of poop. But I was hoping it would worst than the Last Airbender.
I've been waiting for this. And I agree the kid doesn't want to use words to talk to a girl because it's "not cool."
Sounds like someone doesn't really seem to get what kids are like.
Did anyone notice the plot hole? Instead of just walking around the apps to get to the drop box app (the cloud), they go through the dangerous apps. They are seen running around the apps at one scene being chased by the bot, they can but they didn't.
Christy don't take your kid to see this piece of swill! Sit him in front of the tv and put on some of the old Popeye cartoons for him from video if you can find them, DVD< even TH-cam and when he tells you how much he likes it tell him that the bad people at Sony are the reason he cant see a new Popeye cartoon in the movies!
This is why Sony is a garbage studio
Alonso's huff at the start sums up my thoughts perfectly.
So it's inside out but inside a phone.
Timothy Wilkes But inside out is good
Timothy Wilkes Except Inside Out is infinitely better.
Alonso, can I credit you for helping me with my gay awakening?
"A fourteen year old boy that doesn't use his eggplant emoji. I call bullshit." This is why we love Alonso
So this is basically Food Fight with budget
As much as I hate to admit it, they’re absolutely right!
I love Alonzo's deep breath at the beginning that makes him question his entire existence
This cost $50 million and Atomic Blonde cost $30. What a waste of money...
Matt's facial expression, trying to figure out how to answer Christy's question at 4:00.
Now what's next? Lamp: The Movie?
EricVierthaler92 Don’t give Sony ideas!
MANOS THE HANDS OF FATE IS A MASTERPIECE 😡😡😡😡😡🤣
Somehow a 0.05/10 is ten times funnier than a 0/10, I actually lol'd
It's literally 0.05/10... thanks Steven Wright
Who else thought that this movie would suck? I mean, it's called the emoji movie, I automatically had low expectations for it.
"Be yourself, not what you're expected to be" is also the central theme and source of conflict in the first Tinkerbell movie, thought that one is a lot better than the reviews here make Emoji sound.
I'm sorry Alonso, I don't mean to laugh from your pain, but your cinematic pain makes me chuckle!
Sooo ur sayin this makes Schindler's List look like a NYC summertime Dumpster fireBOOOOYYYAAAA!!!!!!
TJ Miller is making the best career choices right now.
Save your money, Download Manos and laugh your ass off.
Did anyone else noticed that the Poop character is played by Patrick Stewart?
What’s next, Why can’t poop be at number 1 instead of pee? Can’t this studio think of something more interesting?
You only need to see Alonso Face in 0:09 (this time)
6:51 Nic is a smart kid! 👏
For any Sony fans...
Just watch spiderman homecoming...
It's way better than "the most generic piece of shit of this generation" movie
God, if Siskel and Ebert were alive to see this film, they'd think this was worth than North, Little Indian, Big City, Patch Adams, or any of the other films they reviewed over the years!!!!!! Siskel probably would've said that this was the first film he had walked out on since Black Sheep.
The Emoji movie is the worst thing that could ever happen, but it happened. HELP ME.
Patrick Stewart as the voice of Captain *Poopcard.*
This why you dont mess with popeye
Sony movie executive: Let's make a fidget spinner movie!
There was no black woman emoji? It could guarantee at least 75% on RT
If this movie bombed; wouldn't sony step out of the movie business? Please do
allp84 why do people hate Sony... Is it racism against Japanese or disney worship or Sony just doing bad job or...
Muslym1 Ghumman The main reason why people hate Sony Pictues Animation is because the people who work there are poorly managed resulting into them doing a bad job at making movies. Remember when Sony made a Ghostbusters movie with an all female cast? A lot of people did not like the fact that it was a ghostbusters reboot and what do they do? The executives and the media people that praised the film called them sexist l when really, they are trying to tell them that it was a bad idea in the first place.
guys i can only see one film should i go to THIS or DUNKIRK?
None. Go see something else.
I was so looking forward to this movie's...review. Please Christy do see it with Nick, then do an additional review/editorial with both viewpoints and ratings. I think that it would be epic (the reviews not the movie).
Glad they mentioned it was just a shitty copy of Wreck Ralph
I give this film a 💩/10
Even the Puppy short film was shite. It was all shite from start to finish.
Did anyone really hear about this movie and expect anything different?
I feel wrong for liking this movie cause every time I shamefully say: "meh... I mean I kinda like it..." I can just look down at my glass of water and see it thumping. Then I turn my back and there's a SHIT TON OF PEOPLE TRAMPLING OVER TO ME ATTEMPTING TO SHOVE RESONS DOWN MY THROAT WHY IT SUCKS.
...and here come the people. Let's watch it together shall we?
Geez when the review embargo for this movie is so near the release date is already a bad sign.
I feel like from this & the fact that Marvel Studios made a better Spider-Man than Sony, that they should not try to make their own cinematic universe starting with Venom.
Stephen Wright is still alive?
Okay, Christy, just take Nick back to "Dunkirk" for a second round, or go rent "Band Of Brothers".
The only thing I do not get about this film is if MEH is not MEH then what is that emoji good for? Is he talking over other emoji's jobs or what? Who came up with this story? #WTFMovie
Nick Lemire is the 5th beatle of wtf
man if i had a kid i wouldn't even bring him to this movie.
Who thought that we needed this movie made?
Why does every movie have to be subversive? Can't we just have a good story told in an interesting way? I never thought this movie was going to be good but I wasn't hoping for subversion in the Emoji Movie.
Yeah it's pretty awful but kids went nuts for it. So it did its job even though it killed everyone's soul lol.
You know what's almost as bad as a movie that's boring, doesn't make any sense and is just a cash grab? Three people doing a movie "review" constantly interrupting/ talking over each other and struggling to make their points clear with thoughts trailing off mid sentence.
What emotion is an eggplant supposed to represent?
a dick
I was on a plane
forced to go with my daughter. sigh.
Alonso is getting redder every day.
I am so sorry guys
What's the deal with Christy Lemire drinking from a jar?
Yeah, didn't she learn from Lex Luthor's lawyer?
All i wanna know is did Christina Aguilera sing in this movie
Lots of money from an overfunded production...
Why do they bother avoiding spoilers lol anyone who wants to see this deserves to have it spoiled
I bet MST3K watch this movie one day!
You may all hate it, but it made millions and millions of hard earned cash. Sony has a happy face emoji!
What? She drinks water from a jar? What the fuuuuuck?!
Censtudios Mason jars are sometimes used as glasses in the Southern U.S., they are usually filled with either sweet tea or moonshine.
Everyone slept on angry birds movie for the same reason but it was great
I liked it I think it's because I'm a kid
Hahaha! Be a good parent and say no.
:10 Alonso is ready. :>
Wait for the fidget spinner movie.
It stars TJ Miller.
I've been waiting for this review.
The movie is bad? What a surprise...
Alright, seems like we have another contender of one of the worst movies ever made as well as a strong Razzie frontrunner.