The best part about this movie existing: Watching reviews talking about how sh*t it was and that blissful, thankful feeling you get when you made the right choice to not watch a horrible movie...
My heart goes out to the army of dead-eyed factory workers who had to bash this mess to life - guys and gals who no doubt grew up being inspired by Pixar and Studio Ghibli and excitedly thought "I want to work in animation!" ...then, after years of hard work they found themselves living, breathing, and building this artless, clumsy attempt at making a fast buck. The Wiki says the writer was inspired by Toy Story... evidently he was inspired by the money it grossed, not the actual film.
It's actually not a bad idea to bring your kids to _Dunkirk_. Yes, it is a stressful war movie, but it's not as violent as it could have been, and I can definitely see a 7 years old able to handle it. For chirssake - when I was 5, I was watching zombie movies with my godmother... babying kids 'til they're pre-teens is stupid.
Mighty Mad I agree. I'm 12 yrs old and there are parents from my friends telling me I shouldn't have seen baby driver but I did because I thought it looked cool and the style of it would look amazing. And it was.
My 7yr old would probably be bored like me watching Dunkirk. Yeah when I was 5 I was watching drug related films in the early 90s like New Jack City or horror movies like Candyman,
Nah man...Kids would be bored as f*ck watching Dunkirk. Emoji Movie may suck, but Dunkirk is just too tiring and boring to watch. Hacksaw Ridge? sure. Dunkirk? nah...
I've been waiting for this. And I agree the kid doesn't want to use words to talk to a girl because it's "not cool." Sounds like someone doesn't really seem to get what kids are like.
Did anyone notice the plot hole? Instead of just walking around the apps to get to the drop box app (the cloud), they go through the dangerous apps. They are seen running around the apps at one scene being chased by the bot, they can but they didn't.
Christy don't take your kid to see this piece of swill! Sit him in front of the tv and put on some of the old Popeye cartoons for him from video if you can find them, DVD< even TH-cam and when he tells you how much he likes it tell him that the bad people at Sony are the reason he cant see a new Popeye cartoon in the movies!
I just want to know why kind of crazy person approved this movie? People actually were paid money to make this movie, and I paid real money to see it. I'm ashamed of myself and everyone involved in the nightmare of a film!
I was so looking forward to this movie's...review. Please Christy do see it with Nick, then do an additional review/editorial with both viewpoints and ratings. I think that it would be epic (the reviews not the movie).
God, if Siskel and Ebert were alive to see this film, they'd think this was worth than North, Little Indian, Big City, Patch Adams, or any of the other films they reviewed over the years!!!!!! Siskel probably would've said that this was the first film he had walked out on since Black Sheep.
"Be yourself, not what you're expected to be" is also the central theme and source of conflict in the first Tinkerbell movie, thought that one is a lot better than the reviews here make Emoji sound.
The only thing I do not get about this film is if MEH is not MEH then what is that emoji good for? Is he talking over other emoji's jobs or what? Who came up with this story? #WTFMovie
Muslym1 Ghumman The main reason why people hate Sony Pictues Animation is because the people who work there are poorly managed resulting into them doing a bad job at making movies. Remember when Sony made a Ghostbusters movie with an all female cast? A lot of people did not like the fact that it was a ghostbusters reboot and what do they do? The executives and the media people that praised the film called them sexist l when really, they are trying to tell them that it was a bad idea in the first place.
I feel like from this & the fact that Marvel Studios made a better Spider-Man than Sony, that they should not try to make their own cinematic universe starting with Venom.
I feel wrong for liking this movie cause every time I shamefully say: "meh... I mean I kinda like it..." I can just look down at my glass of water and see it thumping. Then I turn my back and there's a SHIT TON OF PEOPLE TRAMPLING OVER TO ME ATTEMPTING TO SHOVE RESONS DOWN MY THROAT WHY IT SUCKS.
Why does every movie have to be subversive? Can't we just have a good story told in an interesting way? I never thought this movie was going to be good but I wasn't hoping for subversion in the Emoji Movie.
The best part about this movie existing: Watching reviews talking about how sh*t it was and that blissful, thankful feeling you get when you made the right choice to not watch a horrible movie...
+Sophie Filo
Suddenly the prospect of being a movie critic for a living loses its luster.
Sophie Filo to be honest thats so true but i might have to see it thanks to some close cousions who r still little kids
+Hershey
Have them watch Lion King or something. You know, a real movie.
Thanks hopefully thier not hardcore on their decision
Have your headphones in and be watching something worthwhile on your phone...
What will they think of next? The Emoticon movie? The Anime Profile Pic movie? Shit, I might be giving Sony ideas here.
Haven't you heard? The Meme Movie is coming in 2019...
Coming soon in 2018: "Pirate Anime Website Profile Avatar - The Live Action Film".
Dude shut up! Because the more stupid shit you say, the more they will want to make, we have an emoji movie don't say you can't reach new lows.
Oh, no...
Maybe PureFlix will make their own movie in this saga. "The Bible App Movie."
Oh man, I want to give them a hug.
Thank you for your service.
TJ Miller left Silicon Vally for this........ Just let that sink in.
Joseph Ocasio He appears to be a douche so no surprise there.
Worst mistake of his life despite the paycheck
Joseph Ocasio he got fired lol. Anytime he talks about it he sounds so bitter
Guessing haven't seen Deadpool, Cloverfield, Big Hero 6 or How to Train Your Dragon.
I can literally just imagine what every. Single. Step. Of. The. Movie. Is.
Was there a thinking emoji??? 🤔
Probably not, or it would have thought this movie was a bad idea.
Bad Hombre So they can't even get an emoji in "The Emoji Movie..." (if it is in it, though) This movie can't even live up to its name if that's true.
- KingKingman01 - kill me
My heart goes out to the army of dead-eyed factory workers who had to bash this mess to life - guys and gals who no doubt grew up being inspired by Pixar and Studio Ghibli and excitedly thought "I want to work in animation!" ...then, after years of hard work they found themselves living, breathing, and building this artless, clumsy attempt at making a fast buck. The Wiki says the writer was inspired by Toy Story... evidently he was inspired by the money it grossed, not the actual film.
I hope that writer is right now in a homeless shelter.
4:00 When a movie leaves you thoroughly dumbfounded.
Alonso. I'm 15 and have literally used the eggplant emoji twice lol.
Literally?
yes
I need the CLOVERFIELD monster to eat TJ Miller again. And the rest of the cast and the crew.
So it sucks.... Who saw that coming?!
Oh yeah: EVERYONE!!!!!
TJ Miller left Silicon Valley to do this, a very Gavin Belson move.
juan gomez Well, he's on Spielberg Ready Player One, good for him.
Gavin is not down ... yet.
juan gomez Transformers really ruined that guy.
Emoji movie has 0%. There's still humanity left in this world
pulled straight from r/movies
We'll have to see if the box office will agree.
As long as Armond White exist no movie would ever be 0% or 100% on Rotten Tomatoes, but that's just a theory.
Projected to make $22 million on a $50 million budget and TJ Miller selling out his career
That might change soon.
It's actually not a bad idea to bring your kids to _Dunkirk_.
Yes, it is a stressful war movie, but it's not as violent as it could have been, and I can definitely see a 7 years old able to handle it.
For chirssake - when I was 5, I was watching zombie movies with my godmother... babying kids 'til they're pre-teens is stupid.
Mighty Mad I agree. I'm 12 yrs old and there are parents from my friends telling me I shouldn't have seen baby driver but I did because I thought it looked cool and the style of it would look amazing. And it was.
My 7yr old would probably be bored like me watching Dunkirk. Yeah when I was 5 I was watching drug related films in the early 90s like New Jack City or horror movies like Candyman,
Nah man...Kids would be bored as f*ck watching Dunkirk. Emoji Movie may suck, but Dunkirk is just too tiring and boring to watch. Hacksaw Ridge? sure. Dunkirk? nah...
dunkirk was shit
The Fidget Spinner Movie
The Dab Movie
The Whip Movie
What else could they do?
Whiplash95 the nae nae movie
Whiplash95 how out Rise of the neocons
Whiplash95 NO NO NO WAIT, the jake Paul movie...
0%. You can't make this shit up.
Where's the vomit emoji where you need one?
🤢
Fittingly, right next to the middle finger emoji.
Sir Patrick Stewart as poop... what the hell happened?
He likes money...
Yeah, and he was in The Prince of Egypt!
This is one of the best What the Flick?! reviews ever. LOL!
Rotten Tomatoes doesn't even want to rate it there like "fuck this we're going to act like this movie doesn't exist"
You had me at Manos hand of fate.
Paul Giamatti should play Matt Atchity in an Alexander Payne-directed biopic of his life
Can't wait for Armond White's 5 star review.
I've been waiting for this. And I agree the kid doesn't want to use words to talk to a girl because it's "not cool."
Sounds like someone doesn't really seem to get what kids are like.
Thanks Steve Jobs.
yep it's really trash tbh
OtakuLiver08 it was 💩
Did anyone notice the plot hole? Instead of just walking around the apps to get to the drop box app (the cloud), they go through the dangerous apps. They are seen running around the apps at one scene being chased by the bot, they can but they didn't.
"A fourteen year old boy that doesn't use his eggplant emoji. I call bullshit." This is why we love Alonso
I love Alonzo's deep breath at the beginning that makes him question his entire existence
The Emoji movie is exactly we thought it would be. A heap of poop. But I was hoping it would worst than the Last Airbender.
So this is basically Food Fight with budget
As much as I hate to admit it, they’re absolutely right!
Christy don't take your kid to see this piece of swill! Sit him in front of the tv and put on some of the old Popeye cartoons for him from video if you can find them, DVD< even TH-cam and when he tells you how much he likes it tell him that the bad people at Sony are the reason he cant see a new Popeye cartoon in the movies!
This is why Sony is a garbage studio
I just want to know why kind of crazy person approved this movie? People actually were paid money to make this movie, and I paid real money to see it. I'm ashamed of myself and everyone involved in the nightmare of a film!
What’s next, Why can’t poop be at number 1 instead of pee? Can’t this studio think of something more interesting?
Alonso's huff at the start sums up my thoughts perfectly.
I was so looking forward to this movie's...review. Please Christy do see it with Nick, then do an additional review/editorial with both viewpoints and ratings. I think that it would be epic (the reviews not the movie).
Sony movie executive: Let's make a fidget spinner movie!
Somehow a 0.05/10 is ten times funnier than a 0/10, I actually lol'd
MANOS THE HANDS OF FATE IS A MASTERPIECE 😡😡😡😡😡🤣
Matt's facial expression, trying to figure out how to answer Christy's question at 4:00.
You only need to see Alonso Face in 0:09 (this time)
So it's inside out but inside a phone.
Timothy Wilkes But inside out is good
Timothy Wilkes Except Inside Out is infinitely better.
It's literally 0.05/10... thanks Steven Wright
God, if Siskel and Ebert were alive to see this film, they'd think this was worth than North, Little Indian, Big City, Patch Adams, or any of the other films they reviewed over the years!!!!!! Siskel probably would've said that this was the first film he had walked out on since Black Sheep.
guys i can only see one film should i go to THIS or DUNKIRK?
None. Go see something else.
"Be yourself, not what you're expected to be" is also the central theme and source of conflict in the first Tinkerbell movie, thought that one is a lot better than the reviews here make Emoji sound.
I'm sorry Alonso, I don't mean to laugh from your pain, but your cinematic pain makes me chuckle!
Now what's next? Lamp: The Movie?
EricVierthaler92 Don’t give Sony ideas!
TJ Miller is making the best career choices right now.
Yeah it's pretty awful but kids went nuts for it. So it did its job even though it killed everyone's soul lol.
This cost $50 million and Atomic Blonde cost $30. What a waste of money...
6:51 Nic is a smart kid! 👏
The only thing I do not get about this film is if MEH is not MEH then what is that emoji good for? Is he talking over other emoji's jobs or what? Who came up with this story? #WTFMovie
I give this film a 💩/10
If this movie bombed; wouldn't sony step out of the movie business? Please do
allp84 why do people hate Sony... Is it racism against Japanese or disney worship or Sony just doing bad job or...
Muslym1 Ghumman The main reason why people hate Sony Pictues Animation is because the people who work there are poorly managed resulting into them doing a bad job at making movies. Remember when Sony made a Ghostbusters movie with an all female cast? A lot of people did not like the fact that it was a ghostbusters reboot and what do they do? The executives and the media people that praised the film called them sexist l when really, they are trying to tell them that it was a bad idea in the first place.
Sooo ur sayin this makes Schindler's List look like a NYC summertime Dumpster fireBOOOOYYYAAAA!!!!!!
Patrick Stewart as the voice of Captain *Poopcard.*
For any Sony fans...
Just watch spiderman homecoming...
It's way better than "the most generic piece of shit of this generation" movie
Nick Lemire is the 5th beatle of wtf
I feel like from this & the fact that Marvel Studios made a better Spider-Man than Sony, that they should not try to make their own cinematic universe starting with Venom.
Alonso, can I credit you for helping me with my gay awakening?
Who else thought that this movie would suck? I mean, it's called the emoji movie, I automatically had low expectations for it.
Did anyone else noticed that the Poop character is played by Patrick Stewart?
Even the Puppy short film was shite. It was all shite from start to finish.
Save your money, Download Manos and laugh your ass off.
This why you dont mess with popeye
I feel wrong for liking this movie cause every time I shamefully say: "meh... I mean I kinda like it..." I can just look down at my glass of water and see it thumping. Then I turn my back and there's a SHIT TON OF PEOPLE TRAMPLING OVER TO ME ATTEMPTING TO SHOVE RESONS DOWN MY THROAT WHY IT SUCKS.
...and here come the people. Let's watch it together shall we?
The Emoji movie is the worst thing that could ever happen, but it happened. HELP ME.
Okay, Christy, just take Nick back to "Dunkirk" for a second round, or go rent "Band Of Brothers".
It stars TJ Miller.
Glad they mentioned it was just a shitty copy of Wreck Ralph
man if i had a kid i wouldn't even bring him to this movie.
Geez when the review embargo for this movie is so near the release date is already a bad sign.
Who thought that we needed this movie made?
Why do they bother avoiding spoilers lol anyone who wants to see this deserves to have it spoiled
Stephen Wright is still alive?
Did anyone really hear about this movie and expect anything different?
:10 Alonso is ready. :>
I bet MST3K watch this movie one day!
Hahaha! Be a good parent and say no.
Why does every movie have to be subversive? Can't we just have a good story told in an interesting way? I never thought this movie was going to be good but I wasn't hoping for subversion in the Emoji Movie.
Alonso is getting redder every day.
Everyone slept on angry birds movie for the same reason but it was great
There was no black woman emoji? It could guarantee at least 75% on RT
Lol, nothing better than an enraged, ranting Alonso...
I was hoping this movie would be good.
What? She drinks water from a jar? What the fuuuuuck?!
Censtudios Mason jars are sometimes used as glasses in the Southern U.S., they are usually filled with either sweet tea or moonshine.
You may all hate it, but it made millions and millions of hard earned cash. Sony has a happy face emoji!
forced to go with my daughter. sigh.
What emotion is an eggplant supposed to represent?
a dick
Alright, seems like we have another contender of one of the worst movies ever made as well as a strong Razzie frontrunner.
I liked it I think it's because I'm a kid
What's the deal with Christy Lemire drinking from a jar?
Yeah, didn't she learn from Lex Luthor's lawyer?
I've been waiting for this review.
Wait for the fidget spinner movie.
All i wanna know is did Christina Aguilera sing in this movie
Lots of money from an overfunded production...
I was on a plane
I am so sorry guys