@@MothraBlues Mamie Van Doren and her helpers in VOYAGE TO THE PLANET OF THE PREHISTORIC WOMEN. Kumi Mizuno in MONSTER ZERO. The two alien women in GAMERA VS. GUIRON. (Somehow the thick Midwestern voices they're given in the Sandy Frank version only make them cuter.)
@@MothraBlues Sounds like a challenge! Hold my Romulan Ale! Laliari from Galaxy Quest (sans imagers) Princess Vespa (pre nose surgery) Voltan (Flash) Alien woman from Zone Troopers! A Sarlacc? The Thing? - although any of the above could also be Admiral Holdo, surely that last one clinched it!! :D
Perry Rhodan is a german Sci-Fi series that started in the early sixities and is STILL running with a new issue EVERY WEEK. Apart from a few names and the general setup (Rhodan flies to the moon and meets Thora and Crest) this movie has no connection at all with its "source material". Every true Perry Rhodan fan hates this movie with a passion.
Well, there is at least one similarity... In the original source material, the alien spaceship also was spherical. ;) Besides that, there really is not much else. It's also worth noting, that this flick was shown on "Schlefaz" (basicly the German "Mystery Science Theatre 3000")
When the local merchant/pimp says, "I have some very young girls. Whatever you want" and the main character responds, "What about an automobile?": The line I was looking for by the pimp/merchant was, "Sure, I have obtained animals for sex, why not machinery. Whatever makes you feel good."
I love Thora! Why can't she abduct me? In the United States we only have Gray aliens who abduct humans, I might move to Italy! Thank you for the joy this brings me.
This movie was great. I loved how Thora couldn't make up her mind whether she understood how copulation worked or not and how she goes back and forth between being interested in it and at the same time disgusted by the "primitive" humans. I felt like this was supposed to be a James Bond rip-off and someone said "we need aliens!". Italian writing at its best!
The theme about aliens having evolved to abandon physical sex, and then been reluctantly persuaded into liking it by the hero is a recurring one. Seen most famously in Barbarella, in which Barbarella when first introduced to the forgotten art of sex, uses it to persuade other alien beings to have it with her. Other notable such persuations are in Something is out there, where Ta'ra initially knows only about hand touching hand, but learns there's a whole lot more. And I will count in Lenina Huxley in Demolition Man, though she is not an alien but the setting is alien to John Spartan, and us.
Mission Ziggy Stardust: Instead of Thora, they discover David Bowie on the moon. However, David Bowie being David Bowie, no one finds this particularly unusual or surprising.
0:210:28 For some reason the two astronauts’ file photos make them look like supermarionette puppets from Captain Scarlet or Thunderbirds 😄 Edit: 0:41 And the robot’s helmet-head resembles a Sontaran from Dr Who 😳
Italian 60s sci-fi is always great fun. You should try '2+5 Mission Hydra' aka 'Star Pilot' (1966) - it's sillier than this and just as wild as 'The Wild Wild Planet'!
"That's the end of a lot of evil men" // "And anyone else in the vicinity" lmao (^-^) I like Thora's Michael Bayvian levels of destruction here, honestly. Its like she's trying to make up for all the damsels-in-distress in other movies from the era. "Best blow up as many people as possible, _as quickly as possible;_ don't know when another woman will get the chance to do so in a movie like this," lol.
Film alien to hook up with? Does Anne Francis from Forbidden Planet qualify? Her character was probably born on Altair IV, so technically extraterrestrial, right? Failing that, Starcrash's Caroline Munro. She's definitely not from Earth, even if she's been to the center of it. :)
And doesn't Anne look great in that outer space mini-skirt? You bet she does. Makes some guys wanna helplessly stammer "Hammina--hammina-hammina--hammina!!!"
An alien space girl for a date? There’s so many to choose from: - Matilda May from *Lifeforce* - Princess Aura from *Flash Gordon* - Ann Francis from *Forbidden Planet* - Raquel Welch’s daughter from *Cocoon* - Jane Fonda from *Barbarella* - Seven of Nine from *Voyager* _(after_ the Borg implant removal) - any of the Italian women from the *War of the Robots* movies - Caroline Munro from *Starcrash* - the brunette robot from the Ruk episode in *Star Trek: TOS*
A man could do worse than learn dance technique from Yvonne Craig's Marta in the Star Trek: TOS episode "Whom Gods Destroy"...or shape-shifting from Catherine Schell's Maya in Season 2 of Space: 1999...or rulership from Mari Blanchard's Queen Alura of Venus in 1952's Abbott and Costello go to Mars...to name just three possibilities from a time-space continuum-wide range. (Runners-up include learning hunting technique from Louise Jameson's Leela in Seasons 14 & 15 of Doctor Who, or close-combat technique from Rebecca Ferratti's Talena in 1987's Gor, or astro-diplomacy from Cheryl Buchanan's Princess Belstarr in 1979's Escape from Galaxy 3, or... ) 🤤 🤩 🥴
What film alien would I like to hook up with? Kirstie Alley's Saavik from The Wrath of Khan. I would have said Natasha Henstridge's alien from Species, but........
Yes, good sense does go out the window with this movie. There was an Italian scifi comedy that was actually pretty good. I remember the name as "The UFO". It centered around an Italian police sergeant who was investigating a reported UFO landing.
The movie in question was titled THE FLYING SAUCER (1964) and was directly released to U.S. TV in a dubbed version. It starred ace Italian actor Alberto Sordi (playing four different roles!) along with Monica Vitti.
Thank you for getting to this! I have frankly been checking out dozens of your reviews, but this is the one that wore me down to hit Subscribe. My favorite part is the opening credits song, something called "Seli," by the same singer who made Ennio Morricone scores so immortal.
@@keithulhu No way. Thora is attractive. I looked up Sofia Boutella: borderline homely, horrible chin and jawline for a woman, hideous eyebrows. Looks like the typical model that a gay man in the fashion or cosmetics industry would hire.
Someone has probably already mentioned this but I was frankly shocked to find out that Perry Rhodan is not only the most successful sci-fi novel series in history, it is also the longest continuous story in human history. Yet nobody really heard of it, even in Germany.
Once again the 1960's Batman series infects something else with a terminal case of CAMP. Even when LOST IN SPACE went camp, it was still a hundred times better than this. The third feature at the drive-in, shown after everyone decent had gone home. Viewed only by the drunks, stoners, a guy who couldn't get his car started and a cross-dresser who called himself Cindy Lou.
I remember seeing Archon falling out the corpse chute into space ("Did I say Corpse Chute? I meant 'Innocense Tube') when I was 9 or 10, and was just fascinated by that for some dumb reason. I spent decades trying to track down the film and when I finally found it and watched it I was....considerably more underwhelmed than you were here. Wow. There's a reason I only stumbled across this *once* on TV.
2:54-“…he needs a human doctor and only one will do…” Yeah, a doctor who’s a part of the Interplanetary HMO! Ever try crossing those Jovian bean counters? It’s heavy murder!
@@deodane4065 We had that in France too, through "Fleuve Noir" I think. It's classic SF but quite enjoyable. The demented comic book (which uses famous comic bookey figures such as The Thing in other roles) was published by a small company.
The bald Sigourney Weaver is every man's favorite , but she's not an alien. Barbarella if I could time travel. The girl on the Steve Railsback Starship movie, can't remember the name of her or the movie
So a Perry Rhodan movie does exist, sort of but it's a cheesy Italian production taking huge liberties with the source material, bummer. Thora was pretty smoking hot though but has a mean streak a mile wide!
I saw this movie when I was little and have always had a soft spot for it. Thora is hot and I like the soundtrack. My favorite scene is when they're trying to force her to show them how to work the ship and she triggers the alarm, causing the robots to come out and kill the bad guys. Although it always looked like there was some footage missing. I wish I could find a copy of the Italian original (with subs) just for comparison with the dubbed English version.
Hmmm. Nothing to do with the Perry Rhodan series. Rubbish story line, poor special effects and weird English voice dubbing. Yep, I'll add this one to my list of must haves...
To answer the video’s last posed question, I’d be happy to spend an educational evening with post-V’ger modified Ilia, ‘cause I’m just nuts like that! Though I’m really curious about Dr. Kate McCrae meant by “habitable life,” and whether that’s some sort of sick kink!
The theme about aliens having evolved to abandon physical sex, and then been reluctantly persuaded into liking it by the hero is a recurring one. Seen most famously in Barbarella, in which Barbarella when first introduced to the forgotten art of sex, uses it to persuade other alien beings to have it with her. Other notable such persuasions are in Something is out there, where Ta'Ra initially knows only about hand touching hand, but learns there's a whole lot more. And I will count in Lenina Huxley in Demolition Man, though she is not an alien but the setting is alien to John Spartan, and us.
... as a fan of Perry Rhodan I have heard of this movie and was thrilled for finally get to see it - only to see the story smashed to pieces by this lame attempt at Sci-Fi. I wish a remake of this would come to the big screen ...
This movie always makes my day, because. Thora. Her responses and actions are the most reasonable. She is also in Cry of the Banshee with Vincent Price.
I used to read perry rodan in my early teens in the mid 70's, one of my 1st memories of science fiction, I loved it then, especially his mutants, but then I discovered EE Doc Smith
First Read the novel series perry rodan , peace lord of the universe back in high school ( vol 1 and 2 to start with) then a few years later, the movie popped up on late night TV, had high hopes dashed after the 30 minutes in ,but , ended enjoying it anyway!! Oddly, this compares well with another Italian space opera from this period ( possibly made by the same studio) MISSION HYDRA , it has the same off the wall , high giggly fun . PLEASE DO A REVIEW OF THIS MOVIE SOON !! 😊😊😊
I would like to hook up with Gary Seven from the Star Trek TOS episode "Assignment: Earth" (I've always had a crush on the late, great Robert Lansing).
OK, on a purely objective analysis of the appalling plot holes, cardboard acting, elementary school special effects and terrible sound design, Mission Stardust does not scream for a Spielberg reboot headlined by Tom Cruise. I mean, it's crap. The spaghetti westerns filmed on the same location were better that this nausea-inducing tax write-off. It hasn't aged well either- I think the Me Too movement would rip Perry Rhodan a new one on Twitter... But Essy Persson as Thora? She of the tight space jumpsuit with the strategically placed nipple shielding? A solid two stars from the memory of a young man who still sees the silver lining in this jet black cloud of wasted celluloid.
Loved the movie 😂😂😂😂, taken from the Perry Rhodan scifi book series from Germany in the 60s. 122 books last I looked. Wonder if they could do a remake of this
@@SomePeopleCallMeWulfman I guess the hardcover books are more widespread than the Heftroman edition they are compiled of. I started with the audio plays on tape and then switched to the silver books available at the local library as a kid and was not initially aware that those came from weekly booklets.
@@Segalmed Didn't know there were any hardcovers, just paperback. I enjoyed reading them and got up to where they went to Venus and found a lost Arkide outpost.
This is a movie, nothing to do with games, however, the special alien battle gear looks a lot like what cursed Mega Man looked like on the cover of his first game... But also like some spaced out version of Bruce Lee in his yellow karate get up.
There are many hot aliens I'd gladly hook up with, but top pick would be princess Irulan in the 1984 Dune movie, portrayed by Virginia Madsen. I almost named Jacqueline Lowell in Femalien (1996) but then I remembered she was one of the earthlings and the femalien herself was portrayed by Venesa Talor. Darn, she wasn't one of the aliens in Venus Descending, either. I guess runner up would be Barbarella by Jane Fonda. Closely followed by Ta'Ra portrayed by Maryam D'Abo in Something is out there, and Victoria Vetri in Invasion of the Bee Girls.
The storyline of "Earthman teaches alien women how to have sex" is very old: With the French Barbarella comic strip in which she uses her sexuality to seduce men, women, whatever in order to get what she wants. THIS movie was fun to watch back then and still is.
Not a movie you can review (it's a parody) but you would get a real hoot out of watching..."Italian Spiderman". It's probably still on the 'tubes. And that robot looks a creepy amount like some Japanese robots I've seen. In fact the battle dress looks like the costumes in some Japanese space movies. Suggestion; don't take your costume ideas from 1950's Japanese weirdness.
You should send Robin a link. *Italian 🎶(bada bada) SPI-der man! 🎶* is pretty funny (love the shocked Spicoli gif). Now get me an espresso, *pronto!* (cougar sound FX)
"Our titillation is YEARS ahead of yours!" - Comedy GOLD! 😁👍
Better to ask: What film aliens WOULDN'T I like to hook up with? (But then, I'm a BIT freaky that way) 😁👽🤖💨💦🐊
@@MothraBlues
Mamie Van Doren and her helpers in VOYAGE TO THE PLANET OF THE PREHISTORIC WOMEN.
Kumi Mizuno in MONSTER ZERO.
The two alien women in GAMERA VS. GUIRON. (Somehow the thick Midwestern voices they're given in the Sandy Frank version only make them cuter.)
@@MothraBlues Sounds like a challenge! Hold my Romulan Ale!
Laliari from Galaxy Quest (sans imagers)
Princess Vespa (pre nose surgery)
Voltan (Flash)
Alien woman from Zone Troopers!
A Sarlacc?
The Thing? - although any of the above could also be
Admiral Holdo, surely that last one clinched it!! :D
@@MothraBlues
got it, got one you wouldn't.
you can't be this BIT freaky...? :D
Your own father (Contact)
Perry Rhodan is a german Sci-Fi series that started in the early sixities and is STILL running with a new issue EVERY WEEK.
Apart from a few names and the general setup (Rhodan flies to the moon and meets Thora and Crest) this movie has no connection at all with its "source material".
Every true Perry Rhodan fan hates this movie with a passion.
Well, there is at least one similarity... In the original source material, the alien spaceship also was spherical. ;) Besides that, there really is not much else.
It's also worth noting, that this flick was shown on "Schlefaz" (basicly the German "Mystery Science Theatre 3000")
Fans of Modesty Blaise can relate.
Now I'll be looking up Perry Rhodan and Modesty Blaise.
Perry Rhodan was hero of post WW2 Germany. Rhodan was the head of “The Third Way” which was a neither East nor West political thing.
@@mborok I actually like the Modesty Blaise movie. It's a poor adaptation, but I think it's a fun movie with some good actors.
When the local merchant/pimp says, "I have some very young girls. Whatever you want" and the main character responds, "What about an automobile?": The line I was looking for by the pimp/merchant was, "Sure, I have obtained animals for sex, why not machinery. Whatever makes you feel good."
"For you, I have very young automobile, very talented."
"Honest Al's Paedo-Motors."
@@ThreadBomb "Fresh from the dealership, only 10 miles on the clock."
This movie has always made sense to me but then again so does my collection of old beer cans.
I love Thora! Why can't she abduct me? In the United States we only have Gray aliens who abduct humans, I might move to Italy! Thank you for the joy this brings me.
I was thinking the same thing! With any luck, Thora might perform some "invasive procedures" on me
They know American interest in space is purely scientific.
True sense of Exploration 👍
Move to Germany - that's where Perry Rodan's from.
And the gray aliens probe us. With Thora, I'd probe HER!
He used the classic "Captain Kirk Alien Babe Lip Mash" right off. It never fails.
Kirk once did it so well the woman had a existencial crisis and terminated herself
The kirk kiss is a weapon beyond cosmic understanding
Since I was 17 and saw it in theater, my answer has always been Leeloo from “Fifth Element.”
"Drop your trousers and get on the bed!" LOL
That sounds like something Blanche from The Golden Girls would say.
This movie was great. I loved how Thora couldn't make up her mind whether she understood how copulation worked or not and how she goes back and forth between being interested in it and at the same time disgusted by the "primitive" humans. I felt like this was supposed to be a James Bond rip-off and someone said "we need aliens!". Italian writing at its best!
The theme about aliens having evolved to abandon physical sex, and then been reluctantly persuaded into liking it by the hero is a recurring one. Seen most famously in Barbarella, in which Barbarella when first introduced to the forgotten art of sex, uses it to persuade other alien beings to have it with her. Other notable such persuations are in Something is out there, where Ta'ra initially knows only about hand touching hand, but learns there's a whole lot more. And I will count in Lenina Huxley in Demolition Man, though she is not an alien but the setting is alien to John Spartan, and us.
@@havareriksen1004 As soon as you started with that, my mind instantly went to Demolition Man :D
The film may be mediocre, but the soundtrack is a banger! Definitely worth checking out. 🤘
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I loved this movie as a child. I loved the shields.
Mission Ziggy Stardust: Instead of Thora, they discover David Bowie on the moon. However, David Bowie being David Bowie, no one finds this particularly unusual or surprising.
Bowie can't be on the moon, he's the Man Who Fell To Earth. :)
How has this channel not reviewed that one, I wonder?
@@richmcgee434 ahhh, but that’s the _sequel._
0:21 0:28 For some reason the two astronauts’ file photos make them look like supermarionette puppets from Captain Scarlet or Thunderbirds 😄
Edit: 0:41 And the robot’s helmet-head resembles a Sontaran from Dr Who 😳
Oh, and i rather fancy Nyah from “Devil Girl from Mars” 😍
Which alien would I hook up with? Mathilda May as Space Girl from Lifeforce (1985).
I hear you... but she's an evil space vampire... short relationship, no?
I have a soft spot for Nyar-The Devil Girl From Mars...
@@JamiesonHorton Well....yeah.
@@ajivins1 Dominatrix from SPAAAAAACE!! Yeah, I’d like that.
I picked Princess Aura lol
It's all fun and games until aliens melt The Rift Valley in Ethiopia.
Italian 60s sci-fi is always great fun. You should try '2+5 Mission Hydra' aka 'Star Pilot' (1966) - it's sillier than this and just as wild as 'The Wild Wild Planet'!
Man, your back-and-forth with the cut in clips cracked me up a bunch of times!
Perry Rhodan is the main character of a long running German sci fi book series (published since 1961). I've actually read some of the books.
The guy shadow boxing in a Speedo @2:22. "Crime lords throw the best pool parties" :D
"That's the end of a lot of evil men" // "And anyone else in the vicinity" lmao (^-^)
I like Thora's Michael Bayvian levels of destruction here, honestly. Its like she's trying to make up for all the damsels-in-distress in other movies from the era. "Best blow up as many people as possible, _as quickly as possible;_ don't know when another woman will get the chance to do so in a movie like this," lol.
Princess Aura from Flash Gordon (1980).
4:03 Erich von Daniken's ancient aliens needed the Nazca lines to know where to land.
Well, it's always tricky parking somewhere new and then trying to remember where exactly it was...
Film alien to hook up with? Does Anne Francis from Forbidden Planet qualify? Her character was probably born on Altair IV, so technically extraterrestrial, right?
Failing that, Starcrash's Caroline Munro. She's definitely not from Earth, even if she's been to the center of it. :)
And doesn't Anne look great in that outer space mini-skirt? You bet she does. Makes some guys wanna helplessly stammer "Hammina--hammina-hammina--hammina!!!"
Without putting much thought into it I'd choose the evil Princess Ardala from Buck Rogers.
Nice pick.
An alien space girl for a date? There’s so many to choose from:
- Matilda May from *Lifeforce*
- Princess Aura from *Flash Gordon*
- Ann Francis from *Forbidden Planet*
- Raquel Welch’s daughter from *Cocoon*
- Jane Fonda from *Barbarella*
- Seven of Nine from *Voyager* _(after_ the Borg implant removal)
- any of the Italian women from the *War of the Robots* movies
- Caroline Munro from *Starcrash*
- the brunette robot from the Ruk episode in *Star Trek: TOS*
I think you may have a 'type!' Could be difficult to find her on earth!
You just mentioned my favorite! Sherry Jackson from the Star Trek episode "What Little Girls are Made Of"!
A man could do worse than learn dance technique from Yvonne Craig's Marta in the Star Trek: TOS episode "Whom Gods Destroy"...or shape-shifting from Catherine Schell's Maya in Season 2 of Space: 1999...or rulership from Mari Blanchard's Queen Alura of Venus in 1952's Abbott and Costello go to Mars...to name just three possibilities from a time-space continuum-wide range.
(Runners-up include learning hunting technique from Louise Jameson's Leela in Seasons 14 & 15 of Doctor Who, or close-combat technique from Rebecca Ferratti's Talena in 1987's Gor, or astro-diplomacy from Cheryl Buchanan's Princess Belstarr in 1979's Escape from Galaxy 3, or... ) 🤤 🤩 🥴
What about Natasha Henstridge in Species ? Can't help it, it just popped in there in a heartbeat
@@zandorvorkov986Her character's name was Andrea.
This was one of my favorite movies when I was young. I had a major crush on Essy Perssons as Thora.
What film alien would I like to hook up with? Kirstie Alley's Saavik from The Wrath of Khan. I would have said Natasha Henstridge's alien from Species, but........
First time I've ever seen a robot with dentures. 😉
I always think the same thing every time I see this movie 🎥 a robot which dentures.😂
Yes, good sense does go out the window with this movie. There was an Italian scifi comedy that was actually pretty good. I remember the name as "The UFO". It centered around an Italian police sergeant who was investigating a reported UFO landing.
The movie in question was titled THE FLYING SAUCER (1964) and was directly released to U.S. TV in a dubbed version. It starred ace Italian actor Alberto Sordi (playing four different roles!) along with Monica Vitti.
@@ashleys9397 Thank you. Great memory.
@@ashleys9397 Thank you. Now I have another movie to look up.
Thank you for getting to this! I have frankly been checking out dozens of your reviews, but this is the one that wore me down to hit Subscribe. My favorite part is the opening credits song, something called "Seli," by the same singer who made Ennio Morricone scores so immortal.
You had me cracking up throughout LOL!
What space alien would I like to hook up with? Supergirl.
Ever read Larry Niven's essay on Lois Lane having sex with Superman? You might want to keep it platonic ;-)
I've read the Perry Rhodan books.
They're really very good!
Loved your question about the foresight of the drug lord. In the States we call them Congress.
We sure do.😢
One thing Perry Rhodan did predict now I think of it was that their race was zombified by movies & video games
Why is dude shadow boxing by the pool at 2:24??? 😂
Thora kind of looks like a human Barbie doll
Thora looks like a photo negative of Sofia Boutella
@@keithulhu No way. Thora is attractive. I looked up Sofia Boutella: borderline homely, horrible chin and jawline for a woman, hideous eyebrows. Looks like the typical model that a gay man in the fashion or cosmetics industry would hire.
Someone has probably already mentioned this but I was frankly shocked to find out that Perry Rhodan is not only the most successful sci-fi novel series in history, it is also the longest continuous story in human history. Yet nobody really heard of it, even in Germany.
Once again the 1960's Batman series infects something else with a terminal case of CAMP. Even when LOST IN SPACE went camp, it was still a hundred times better than this. The third feature at the drive-in, shown after everyone decent had gone home. Viewed only by the drunks, stoners, a guy who couldn't get his car started and a cross-dresser who called himself Cindy Lou.
There was actually a poor man's Adam West in the movie and I do mean poor.
@@Bigbadwhitecracker Even when his career bottomed out in the 70's ( his car show days) AW would never come within a thousand miles of this stinker.
Obligatory reference to Tobe Hooper's Lifeforce.
So many late-night B movies where a civilization must be saved by banging.
Better than being saved by anal probing, I guess...
@@gl15col 😂😂😂😂
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By the way ''Archon''(Mr. Arkon) means ''ruler'', & associated with the fallen angels ruling the earth.
Thanks for pointing that out. But I doubt that it introduces any Gnostic/Enochian element into this otherwise dismissible junk.
@@ashleys9397 I think that its presence is just due to its nazty con-sonance.
Dr. Frank N. Further from The Rocky Horror Picture Show, of course. I hear he's up for anything!
I remember seeing Archon falling out the corpse chute into space ("Did I say Corpse Chute? I meant 'Innocense Tube') when I was 9 or 10, and was just fascinated by that for some dumb reason. I spent decades trying to track down the film and when I finally found it and watched it I was....considerably more underwhelmed than you were here. Wow. There's a reason I only stumbled across this *once* on TV.
What alien would I like to hook up with? Do MCU characters count? ;-)
If not, my first thought is the Angel from Barbarella.....
2:54-“…he needs a human doctor and only one will do…”
Yeah, a doctor who’s a part of the Interplanetary HMO! Ever try crossing those Jovian bean counters? It’s heavy murder!
Perry Rhodan is originally a character in Sci-Fi books and comics made in Germany. I'm not sure if this Italian flick is a faithful adaptation though.
FJA did a lot of the paperbacks in America....
@@deodane4065 We had that in France too, through "Fleuve Noir" I think. It's classic SF but quite enjoyable. The demented comic book (which uses famous comic bookey figures such as The Thing in other roles) was published by a small company.
It isn't. I had read some of the books back in the 1970s before finding this on television. I was horribly disappointed.
@@julietfischer5056 Why am I not that surprised? 😉
Read many a Perry Rhodan book in the 90's. Never got around to seeing this.
The bald Sigourney Weaver is every man's favorite , but she's not an alien. Barbarella if I could time travel. The girl on the Steve Railsback Starship movie, can't remember the name of her or the movie
Doesn't Thora have a higher body count than the villain? She's certainly a bit of a Psychipath!
Caroline Munro in Starcrash. It just has to be.
Too human, but yeah, I'd want to hook up with her.
I'll probably be stoned for saying this, but when she turns up in other films I'm always disappointed she doesn't have the "right" voice.
Ornella Muti from Flash Gordon.
Clarification: The name of the alien planet is "Arkon". The name of the bad guy is "Arkin".
Oh, but that theme song, it's unforgettable. :P
This Movie is loosely (and i use the Term loosely) based on the (still runing) german ScyFy Book Series "Perry Rhodan".
So a Perry Rhodan movie does exist, sort of but it's a cheesy Italian production taking huge liberties with the source material, bummer. Thora was pretty smoking hot though but has a mean streak a mile wide!
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Sybil Danning's space Amazon from "Battle Beyond the Stars". She even talks about sex at one point (with Richard Thomas...nothing happens).
I saw this movie when I was little and have always had a soft spot for it. Thora is hot and I like the soundtrack. My favorite scene is when they're trying to force her to show them how to work the ship and she triggers the alarm, causing the robots to come out and kill the bad guys. Although it always looked like there was some footage missing.
I wish I could find a copy of the Italian original (with subs) just for comparison with the dubbed English version.
Italian sci-fi: Its like trying to remember a fever dream
4:28 I thought he said : ''I have v.d., how 'bout a doctor ?''
Yes it's goofy and camp but I love it. I used to have it on VHS and was glad to have it as I was reading the Rhodan novel at the time.
Hmmm. Nothing to do with the Perry Rhodan series. Rubbish story line, poor special effects and weird English voice dubbing. Yep, I'll add this one to my list of must haves...
To answer the video’s last posed question, I’d be happy to spend an educational evening with post-V’ger modified Ilia, ‘cause I’m just nuts like that!
Though I’m really curious about Dr. Kate McCrae meant by “habitable life,” and whether that’s some sort of sick kink!
5:41 ''Clear And Present Danger''(1993) took its inspiration here.
Hook up with Barberella
The theme about aliens having evolved to abandon physical sex, and then been reluctantly persuaded into liking it by the hero is a recurring one. Seen most famously in Barbarella, in which Barbarella when first introduced to the forgotten art of sex, uses it to persuade other alien beings to have it with her. Other notable such persuasions are in Something is out there, where Ta'Ra initially knows only about hand touching hand, but learns there's a whole lot more. And I will count in Lenina Huxley in Demolition Man, though she is not an alien but the setting is alien to John Spartan, and us.
... as a fan of Perry Rhodan I have heard of this movie and was thrilled for finally get to see it - only to see the story smashed to pieces by this lame attempt at Sci-Fi. I wish a remake of this would come to the big screen ...
This movie always makes my day, because. Thora. Her responses and actions are the most reasonable. She is also in Cry of the Banshee with Vincent Price.
I used to read perry rodan in my early teens in the mid 70's, one of my 1st memories of science fiction, I loved it then, especially his mutants, but then I discovered EE Doc Smith
Now this is some moustache + beard combo! (Also nice hair.)
Keep 'em coming ! A - ha - ha !
Filmed in the Canary Islands. Anne Smyrner is gorgeous, as usual.
For all of it's flaws, this is a really fun movie to watch, especially since it showcases the awesome Essy Persson, my favorite alien
"the moon's a long way..." the HELL you say!
The car dealer's name is Saruman? -is Sauron selling crappy used cars too?
I think Sauron deals in secondhand jewelry. Rings and so on.
First Read the novel series perry rodan , peace lord of the universe back in high school ( vol 1 and 2 to start with) then a few years later, the movie popped up on late night TV, had high hopes dashed after the 30 minutes in ,but , ended enjoying it anyway!!
Oddly, this compares well with another Italian space opera from this period ( possibly made by the same studio) MISSION HYDRA , it has the same off the wall , high giggly fun .
PLEASE DO A REVIEW OF THIS MOVIE SOON !! 😊😊😊
I would like to hook up with Gary Seven from the Star Trek TOS episode "Assignment: Earth" (I've always had a crush on the late, great Robert Lansing).
I know this one's been up a while, but I just have to weigh in: Green Orion slave girl Marta (Yvonne Craig), Whom Gods Destroy, STTOS, hands down!
OK, on a purely objective analysis of the appalling plot holes, cardboard acting, elementary school special effects and terrible sound design, Mission Stardust does not scream for a Spielberg reboot headlined by Tom Cruise. I mean, it's crap. The spaghetti westerns filmed on the same location were better that this nausea-inducing tax write-off. It hasn't aged well either- I think the Me Too movement would rip Perry Rhodan a new one on Twitter...
But Essy Persson as Thora? She of the tight space jumpsuit with the strategically placed nipple shielding? A solid two stars from the memory of a young man who still sees the silver lining in this jet black cloud of wasted celluloid.
Princess Leia and Valkyrie from Thor: Ragnarok
to answer your question: i can't decide between Supergirl and Oola from Star Wars (that chick who gets fed to the Rancor)
Brilliant! Thank you 👍
Great Euro/Lounge soundtrack though.
Loved the movie 😂😂😂😂, taken from the Perry Rhodan scifi book series from Germany in the 60s. 122 books last I looked. Wonder if they could do a remake of this
It's actually closer to 3000 novels and still going strong.
@@SomePeopleCallMeWulfman I guess the hardcover books are more widespread than the Heftroman edition they are compiled of. I started with the audio plays on tape and then switched to the silver books available at the local library as a kid and was not initially aware that those came from weekly booklets.
@@SomePeopleCallMeWulfman 3000 or 300?
@@Segalmed Didn't know there were any hardcovers, just paperback. I enjoyed reading them and got up to where they went to Venus and found a lost Arkide outpost.
I would love to have had Captain Kirk's sloppy seconds.
4:29 I used to get the same exact offer but from an older Chinese lady, in Soho, London.
This is a movie, nothing to do with games, however, the special alien battle gear looks a lot like what cursed Mega Man looked like on the cover of his first game... But also like some spaced out version of Bruce Lee in his yellow karate get up.
There are many hot aliens I'd gladly hook up with, but top pick would be princess Irulan in the 1984 Dune movie, portrayed by Virginia Madsen. I almost named Jacqueline Lowell in Femalien (1996) but then I remembered she was one of the earthlings and the femalien herself was portrayed by Venesa Talor. Darn, she wasn't one of the aliens in Venus Descending, either. I guess runner up would be Barbarella by Jane Fonda. Closely followed by Ta'Ra portrayed by Maryam D'Abo in Something is out there, and Victoria Vetri in Invasion of the Bee Girls.
I loved Maryam D'Abo in The Living Daylights. She's one of my favorite Bond Girls.
Fans of the "Perry Rhodan" series chose to believe this piece of garbage doesn't exist^^
What does not exist? ;-)
@@grayscribe1342 Highlander 2.
If it's from American International Pictures, you know its schlock...
It is an Italian movie (with German cooperation if I remember correctly) that was only DISTRIBUTED in the US by AIP...
4:36 not out of place here, a levitating hood !
Klaatu from The Day the Earth Stood Still (1951).
I would definitely go out with Lori Williams!!!
The storyline of "Earthman teaches alien women how to have sex" is very old: With the French Barbarella comic strip in which she uses her sexuality to seduce men, women, whatever in order to get what she wants.
THIS movie was fun to watch back then and still is.
Robin, can we get a retrospective for Desiree Goukd? Pretty sure you already covered Sleepawat Camp, but that woman was an absolute sweetheart.
1:28 LOL
Not a movie you can review (it's a parody) but you would get a real hoot out of watching..."Italian Spiderman". It's probably still on the 'tubes. And that robot looks a creepy amount like some Japanese robots I've seen. In fact the battle dress looks like the costumes in some Japanese space movies. Suggestion; don't take your costume ideas from 1950's Japanese weirdness.
You should send Robin a link. *Italian 🎶(bada bada) SPI-der man! 🎶* is pretty funny (love the shocked Spicoli gif).
Now get me an espresso, *pronto!* (cougar sound FX)
How did Arkon know that the alien scientist was going to need a doctor, and which doctor would need to be impersonated?
I think that ''Mission Stardust'' is the kind of movie you torture
yourself into sitting through to make sure to never watch it again.
Essy was pretty hot as Thora