And yet that's still not the dumbest kitchen related accident I've heard of. One time at work I was cutting stuff and I went to reach for something above my station while I was holding the knife at a sort of upward angle, so when I pulled my hand back down pretty fast, I ended up stabbing myself pretty deep in my index finger. Was a scary way to learn proper knife etiquette lmao
why did i think he wouldn't even bother grinding it, and he would literally just slide the entire fish into the sausage casing like an elastic body suit
“You uh you know folks, I didn’t fight his wife and three children dragging him out of the house just so you guys could keep asking for a sausage casing sausage”
"Do not" "Do not" "Put bones" "Put bones" "Into the grinder" "Into the grinder" "Do not put bones into the grinder" "It's more of a challenge than it is, you know, an actual warning"
@@chillyoil528 3 months late but its from SpongeBob, episode "Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy III" and the meme is usually refered to as Patrick Star's wallet or not my wallet, whatever, hope this helped
@@synphilia4776 nothing wrong with commercial sausages they use the meat thats left other so there is nothing that goes to waste, even if they put pieces of shit in the sausages I would still eat them. They taste good.
Imagine this Other fish in heaven: I got turned into sushi, which is cool I guess. This fish: l was forced to sing something, got cut up, put into a meat grinder, then got turned into sausage, which didn’t even go very good. Other fish: aw man, I feel bad for you dude-
Meat Grinder: DO NOT put bones in the meat grinder Ordinary Sausage: that's more of a challenge than a warning Meat Grinder: * gets stuck * Ordinary Sausage: well-
@@s4har4 I was quoting the video to draw attention to a specific part since I thought it was a funny moment. I know everyone else heard it, I just wanted to single it out.
One of these days, one of these videos will start, and he will be almost done with the sausage, and then he’ll start screaming and throwing eggs at it. Mr. Sausage is HowToBasic
After being reminded that mr.sausage is a vulnerable mortal by the knife cut, ive since started feeling anxious whenever he pushes stuff down the grinder with his hand
No it’s not that he is a mere weak mortal, it’s that the knife was purposefully forged by the smith gods for him. The knife itself is able to hack through any material in preparation for mincing for the sausage, even Gods such as himself. The fact that he was not instantly reduced to Sausage mince is proof of his supreme power
Ordinary Sausage Sausage Scores (Updated July 7, 2020) 5/5: Corned Beef and Cabbage, KFC Big Box, Lobster (3 total) ⅘: Vanilla Cake, Pickle and Pork, Beef Heart (3 total) ⅗: Big Mac, Honey Mustard Chicken Mcnugget, Egg Roll, Chipotle Steak Burrito, Denny's Grand Slam, Egg (7 total) ⅖: Spaghetti and Meatball, Orange Chicken and Chow Mein, Arby's Big Beef and Chedder, Barbeque Chicken McNugget, Pot Pie (5 total) ⅕: Pizza Rolls, Taco Bell Crunchy Taco, Passover, Easter Surprise, Bloomin Onion, Pickle, Hot Dog (7 total) 0/5: Sushi, Vienna Sausage, Reaction (Kale Bowl), Water, Strawberry, MRE Menu 5, Entire Fish (7 total) Failed: MRE Menu 7, MRE Menu 16, Popcorn Sausage Not a good way to make a sausage: Entire Pickle
*WARNING: This next part is pretty rough*
*smash cut*
Fish: “tAkE mE tO tHe RiVeR”
How has this got no replies
Oh wait....
DROP ME IN THE WATER
E E E E E E E E
*chöp chöp*
This is like something that would be served at the Chum Bucket
oh no
A new chum bucket menu item: chum corn dog
The entire bikini bottom : wtf
Wait it's cannibalism
@@kersenify It's called the Chum Bucket for a reason. Chum is a bait that contains fish parts, bones, and blood.
Note to self: do not slam a fish with a knife with reckless abandon while your hand is holding said fish
Bullshit
مممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممم
Currently my favourite TH-cam comment thank you for such a blessing
I don’t think that needed to be a note my guy xD
And yet that's still not the dumbest kitchen related accident I've heard of. One time at work I was cutting stuff and I went to reach for something above my station while I was holding the knife at a sort of upward angle, so when I pulled my hand back down pretty fast, I ended up stabbing myself pretty deep in my index finger. Was a scary way to learn proper knife etiquette lmao
why did i think he wouldn't even bother grinding it, and he would literally just slide the entire fish into the sausage casing like an elastic body suit
i wanna see that
I thought that too it would look like it was suffocating as he ate it
Me too😅
...y'know, that didn't occur to me, but now that it's in my head, I'm laughing louder than I probably should, considering that it's 4:42 AM.
same LOL
WARNING THIS NEXT PART IS PRETTY ROUGH *singing* “Take me to the river, drop me in the water!” -Sausage Man
*proceeds to brutalize fish*
That part fucking killed me 😂😂😂
*C H O P C H O P C H O P C H O P*
Talking fish heads
@@NeoZ45 And his own finger.
“The next part is rough.” He wasn’t wrong. When that fish started singing I nearly crapped myself.
Missed opportunity to say carp-ed
@@switch7925 crappie is a type of fish
@@badgerisback9762 Carp is more recognizable
Also saying "I nearly crappied myself" doesnt have the same ring
@@BigDave18 truuee
one of these days he will get to the point of " remember that guy who cut me off on the freeway? well here he is now! 3 2 1 lets sausage"
"A-and without further ado, here's the uh highway asshole sausage!
“You uh you know folks, I didn’t fight his wife and three children dragging him out of the house just so you guys could keep asking for a sausage casing sausage”
Dutch what's the plan TAHITI!!!
WAIT A MINUTE
We don’t need mor moneh dutch we need more *SAUSAGES!*
"the world is your oyster"
Oyster sausage?
Yes
Yes
Yes
Nice idea
world sausage?
"Looks like I chopped off my finger, well it's goin in the grinder."
Underrated comment
I now demand Finger Sausage.
"I turned myself into a sausage, Morty!"
j l
Nice dead Meme 😆
Did anyone else read it in his voice
Funeral home: so are we cremating him or is he going in a casket?
OS's wife:
I love how this can imply that he's actually a fish
No bones in the grinder!
5/5
LET'S SAUUUUSAAAAGE
Husband
*-Do not put bones in grinder!*
“It’s more of a challenge than an actual warning”
The manufacturers: 👁👄👁
F i s h m a n u f a c t u r e
🤣😂
Yoshikage?
I see you want to live a quiet life.
Kira this sounds like something lockpickinglawyer would say
"Do not"
"Do not"
"Put bones"
"Put bones"
"Into the grinder"
"Into the grinder"
"Do not put bones into the grinder"
"It's more of a challenge than it is, you know, an actual warning"
it sounds like a reddit meme format that would die in like 5 minutes
@@gobbspepo9357 It's a meme that's still alive today after it came out over a year ago.
@@Killer36661 it's a meme template taken from a 20 year old show, that's already shown itll pass the test of time due to its die hard fans
@@chillyoil528 3 months late but its from SpongeBob, episode "Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy III" and the meme is usually refered to as Patrick Star's wallet or not my wallet, whatever, hope this helped
Sometimes i just be playing with myself and moaning so loud 😭 📢 ALERT!! If y'all wanna friend I'm open to a relationship
"Do not put bones in grinder"
*puts bones in grinder*
"0/5 there were bones in it"
Boh boh boh bah bah
Don’t question him
I don’t see the problem
dude its gotta have ALL the fish or this would be clickbait
Downgrades it because it has bones in it after he forced bones into the meat grinder. This actually is a really delicious fish.
“The world is your oyster”
Did someone say oyster sausage?
Rocky mountain oyster sausage
More importantly, raw oyster sausage?
I can hear it now, "80 dollahrs on oysters!!"
@@jl-fy3zj Why not both? Pacific oyster sausage, rocky mountain oyster sausage, and one that is a mix of the two.
"the only bandaids we had were frozen 2 bandaids"
this man is a living meme
bandaid sausage?
Your a goddam genius
WE MUST MAKE ORDINARY SAUSAGE A MEME
I'm pweety shure he got some mother fuckin kin ya heard
Or maybe its because he has kids, I remember in the popcorn sausage video he had Capri Suns in his fridge
@@pastaroni8683 yeah I believe there's a video where you can hear his kids in the background
“Take me to the river” “drop me in the water” *CHOP*
*PAIN*
DEATH
Anyway, four dollahs a pound."
He hated the song so much he killed the fish
TALKING
So we've seen lobster tail sausage, entire fish sausage,
When is entire octopus/squid sausage, or at least the canned tentacles some stores have?
Why are you encouraging him
what unholy hellhole on this earth sells goddamn canned tentacle
Cow tongue or bull testicle sauasage
canned testicles
@@walter2877 99 ranch or other kinds of east Asian grocery shops lol
"It's more of a challenge than an actual warning."
Famous last words
sangwoo-ssi!
took the challenge of killing a cop and ended up burnt
@@lillynava3298 turned out just a bit too crispy in the end sadly but at least Bum kept his promise
@@scykol wait wait sangwoo-ssi bum really died?!
@@noitrecat5051 yeah, my mans got too burnt and ended up game ending :/
@@noitrecat5051Bum died trying to chase the apparition of Sangwoo
Hes actually lost his mind at this point
We did this to him... we made a normal man go insane...
@@PBSpiralGamer A small price to pay for fame.
Just because of the water sausage
@@cyrus1635 THE FRIKIN GOD DAMN WATER SAUSAGE!!!
He lost his mind long ago. Also the water sausage.
These early Sausage videos were so chaotic. Traumatizing even. Im glad i got to watch the format evolve over the past 2 years
Traumatizing?
I feel like he’s slowly becoming more insane after each video
Imagine waking up to "human finger sausage" in your subscription box
"Take me to the river... Drop me in the water."
The water sausage broke something in his head.
@@voen Defenitely
@@voen yas queen I agree
I like how a second bandaid appeared halfway through the video.
A covered wound heals faster, my guy.
“It’s more of a challenge than a warning.” Classic
This basically describes every episode of Jackass
"you know one of these days, that's going to sound real nice."
You did it Mr Sausage. Your time has come.
"Don't put bones in the grinder"
*Puts bones in the grinder*
*Grinder breaks*
: 0
“In that sense it’s a 0 out of 5”
Well ya know, it's more of a challenge than it is uh you know an actual warning.
*Surprised Pikachu Face*
The funniest thing about you comment is that he wasn’t actually surprised.
The fact that he put the scales and fins in there is, disturbing
Wait till you see what goes into commercial sausages
Synphilia i already know that though
@@synphilia4776 nothing wrong with commercial sausages they use the meat thats left other so there is nothing that goes to waste, even if they put pieces of shit in the sausages I would still eat them. They taste good.
The title says entire fish
@@lordkeyozo585 Your still eating carbon
I'm starting to think these are no ordinary sausages that you're making here...
What do you mean?
Meanwhile hotdog sausage
Beef heart and hot dog were pretty normal
Imagine this
Other fish in heaven: I got turned into sushi, which is cool I guess.
This fish: l was forced to sing something, got cut up, put into a meat grinder, then got turned into sausage, which didn’t even go very good.
Other fish: aw man, I feel bad for you dude-
Meat Grinder: DO NOT put bones in the meat grinder
Ordinary Sausage: that's more of a challenge than a warning
Meat Grinder: * gets stuck *
Ordinary Sausage: well-
I mean it's referring to cow bones etc. You can bite through fish bones so I'm surprised it didn't work
Congratulations you just learned the ability to listen and observe what is going on. Congrats buddy! Real proud of ya
@@s4har4 I was quoting the video to draw attention to a specific part since I thought it was a funny moment. I know everyone else heard it, I just wanted to single it out.
Frogken Looks like you need to learn the ability to not be a condescending dick about the most unimportant thing.
Challenge failed
The videos aren’t 1 minute long, hes finally gotten over the water sausage
Friday’s videos are
@@OrdinarySausage videos? PLURAL??? We're about to be blessed 🙏 Friday will be a new holy day
stubborn Viking I’m pretty sure that doesn’t mean plural on Friday
@@OrdinarySausage does that mean there's more than one video?
Ordinary Sausage
So you’re gonna have a regular video and then the one on Friday will be a stupid short one like a toothpaste sausage or something?
“By the laws of fishysics”
I was thinking the same thing dude
fishics*
Lol
"It tastes like a fish"
Hold on, you lost me.
He went from singing with the fish to brutally beating it.
It got personal
“This time it’s personal.” God he sounds like an anime protagonist out for revenge.
Yes
He is
Sounds like Peter Griffin 😂
sounds like Michael Jordan
Or John Wick
We pushed him too far with the water sausage, he's gone insane.
"take me to the river drop me in the water"
Yeah I'm sure this guy will be chopping whole animals to the. Sausage
卐 Facility 卐卐 LλmbdΛ 卐 hi um why is there a swastika in your username?
😂🤣😂
Dr Kill I would like to know that as well
“Do not put bones in the grinder”
“It’s more of a challenge,then it is a warning..”
Seems like he lost his mind.
True
true
true
True
true
One of these days, one of these videos will start, and he will be almost done with the sausage, and then he’ll start screaming and throwing eggs at it. Mr. Sausage is HowToBasic
IT'S CANON
Egg sausage when?
@@dputra he already made that actually
@@dputra here's the link th-cam.com/video/vo8X2hBjq6M/w-d-xo.html
This is HowToBasic's origin story
When you said the world is your oyster my brain instantly screamed oyster sausage
Pls make an oyster sausage
+1
$48 ON OYSTER SAUSAGE
Oh dear neptune
WITH THE SHELL
Fucking shell and all
Now we know he is married and possibly has a kid because of the ring and the bandaids
Yeah but nobody really cares of he's married or not
Maître Nika. ニカ I do lmao
He turned his kid into a sausage
Also because he shops at Publix, he lived somewhere in the Southeastern United States
Y’all are creepy
"do not put bones in grinder"
*puts skull in grinder*
Just imagine if this was served to a customer at a restaurant.
Huh, this hot dog has some hard parts in it, weird.
@@rikko.60 I think the fishy taste would be what they notice first lol.
True
You still married to Grace?
Ok so he is married as proof by the ring, imagine his wife coming in to see this everyday and going like "not this shit again"
ahahahhha
We’ve known he’s married for a while I think. He’s talked about his wife before
She's probably the one who told him to stop putting spaghetti in the ice maker
She must be Lois
She has a channel called Ms. sausage
He’s really had an obsession with going “whole hog” recently
This comment confirmed you didnt watch the whole video before commenting
@@HRM.H I've just finished the video and have no idea what you mean.
He gotta do a whole hog now
Sir, this is THE Ordinary Sausage, we only go whole hog here
Except for the most important part......the hog casing
“This time it’s personal”
*proceeds to literally butcher fish*
The sauce of your pfp,give me the fricking sauce
The Legend IG: @iqs_cheeks
@@beav2K will u marry me?
realmaster125 uh no
@@beav2K oh ok
We are watching a man slowly descending to insanity
Oh cool there are also sausages
after that lobster sausage it has never been the same
He’s having an existential crisis from realising that frying water is the most well known thing he’s ever done
And it was all Charlie’s fault
cuyospartan02 who’s that
@@kieran5099 bruh you don't know him?
“Well hey there, folks. Welcome back.”
Gets me every time.
Don't forget the "I guess"
Omg kakyoin
Ah yes, bone sausage
10% meat 90% bones
Very funny,did laugh
Calcium sausage
100th like
OWO
“Do not put bones in grinder”
Ordinary Sausage: That’s a suggestion, they have to put that there.
"take me in the river... Drop me in the water"
*SLAP SLAP SLAP SLICE SLICE SLICE*
Reminds me of The Sopranos when Tony had that dream about Big Pussy.
"No bones in the grinder is more of a challenge than a warning."
**Proceeds to jam the grinder with the bones**
The bones add a tasty crunch
To assert dominance warnings are only suggestions
da real pug king #official n o
@@saltyhasnochill5249 why not?
Mr. Sausage: "It says not to put the bones in the grinder, it's more of a challenge than an actual warning"
Meat Grinder: "Hey, hey guys, watch this."
“Warning this next part is pretty rough”
TaKe Me tO thE RivER DrOP mE iN ThE wATeR
*fish gets fucking viscerated
@@greekfire995 *and finger
“I don’t feel any of the bones”
*famous last words*
“The whole fish? Are you sure ordinary? The whole fi- well alright then”
Nice reference 10/10
After being reminded that mr.sausage is a vulnerable mortal by the knife cut, ive since started feeling anxious whenever he pushes stuff down the grinder with his hand
I guess we'd at least get a hand sausage if that happens 😀
@@MrJonezy541 cannibalism is considered taboo in most cultures.
No it’s not that he is a mere weak mortal, it’s that the knife was purposefully forged by the smith gods for him. The knife itself is able to hack through any material in preparation for mincing for the sausage, even Gods such as himself. The fact that he was not instantly reduced to Sausage mince is proof of his supreme power
@@oscallibur5597 not funny
@@marsfridgeNot sausage culture
This video is such a watershed moment in sausage man lore, at 3:00, he even says that the "Let's sausage" will sound good eventually, and it does.
And it's interesting to see the older comments like "he's finally lost his mind". Compared to his modern content? They had no idea what was to come.
This is the closest to a live animal he's gotten. I think we know what to expect next video.
Live oyster sausage
SQUIRREL
Himself. The last sausage
@@adolfsnape1481 LMAO
Mammoth
The fish had a look of “Really dawg?” On his face as his nose was pressed into the orifice of the grinder
'I died for this?'
"3 2 1, LET'S SAUSAAAAAGE. One day that'll sound good"
Just add a jingle and some air horns and you're good
The air horns need's to over power the 321 let's sausage so no one would hear the cringynes
Imagine being that fishes ghost and seeing somebody flail around your dead body
Cursed sosauge ideas
- fried leather sosauge
- clay and saw dust
- sosauge casing sosauge (highly requested)
Saussage casing saussage he already did
@@daltonnetwork2532 when?
Sosauge
@@ziyair2998 he didnt sadly :(
@@ziyair2998 He already tried it, but the grinder didn't grind the sausage casing.
Warnings: exist
Ordinary sausage: *you dare challenge me*
amAZING
😂😂😂 Just a suggestion!
Imagine:
Your sausage clipart was chosen by the sausage king. But the sausage?
0/5
“The first bite will be delicate because of the bones”
Proceeds to eat nearly half the sausage
"Warning, this next part is pretty rough"
What, fish guts?
"Singing fish"
Oh yeah that is rough, heh.
"Slices finger"
OH
"It's more of a challenge than a warning"
I'll live by this quote
“The warning label is more of a challenge than a warning.” That encapsulates him so well.
This dude sounds like a rick and morty character from interdimentional cablel
I think by that you mean he sounds like Justin royland
@@joezigg3523 ah yes, my favorite voice actor, mr royland
thats worth, 3 and half plumbuses
Bruuuh I was just thinking this then I c this comment😭😭
@@barberlo2times352 😂😂😂😂😂
I was expecting him to push the whole fish into a casing and then pan fry it
Is that a red snapper
That’s worth an insane amount of bells, don’t just be eating it
AYYY ANIMAL CROSSING
If only it was a sea bass
Everyone loves sea bass
Yes it is a red SnApEr
You can tell because its looking very dapper
Gabe D04 indeed
That slo-mo shot of him slicing open his finger. Jeepers
1:00
"This time, it's personal" Oh man, that sounded so funny. xD
"by the laws of physics this ain't gonna happen"
-mr ordinary sausage
He’s sir issac newton the second
@@grantamanta2415 No,he's better
"by the laws of" [cut] "physics"
Ordinary Sausage Sausage Scores (Updated July 7, 2020)
5/5: Corned Beef and Cabbage, KFC Big Box, Lobster (3 total)
⅘: Vanilla Cake, Pickle and Pork, Beef Heart (3 total)
⅗: Big Mac, Honey Mustard Chicken Mcnugget, Egg Roll, Chipotle Steak Burrito, Denny's Grand Slam, Egg (7 total)
⅖: Spaghetti and Meatball, Orange Chicken and Chow Mein, Arby's Big Beef and Chedder, Barbeque Chicken McNugget, Pot Pie (5 total)
⅕: Pizza Rolls, Taco Bell Crunchy Taco, Passover, Easter Surprise, Bloomin Onion, Pickle, Hot Dog (7 total)
0/5: Sushi, Vienna Sausage, Reaction (Kale Bowl), Water, Strawberry, MRE Menu 5, Entire Fish (7 total)
Failed: MRE Menu 7, MRE Menu 16, Popcorn Sausage
Not a good way to make a sausage: Entire Pickle
Please keep this going, thank you
1:15
For those who don’t want to see the “rough part”, the only notable thing you’d miss is OS cutting his finger.
you stole my pfp
And a singning fish
and he cuts the snapper head in half and you see half his pink face staring at you but yeah sure the cut on his finger yeah sure
I love going back to these old videos to see how much he's grown and how insane he is now compared to how demure he was
Honestly I’d eat a fish sausage as long there’s no bones in it, I can imagine also eating it with tartar sauce might be pretty good?
Also fins and scales, that puts me off more than bone.
you could just eat an eel, theyre basically fish sausages
Fish sausages are an actual thing
All this man wanted to do was make sausage with us, and look what we've done to him
You know it's bad when your grinder starts sounding like Silent Hill.
"You know, one of these days that's gonna sound real nice."
brings a tear to my eye
“When it says no bones, it’s like a challenge” has the same energy as “the assignments on your laptop are optional”
4:33
"It taste like fish"
Ah yes, the floor is made out of the floor
caca
@@HoppingSnake290 cakita
floorboard sausage?...
@@mealni161 cacota
My floor is made of concrete tho
3:19 Imported bean sprouts in water sausage.
0:45: take me to the water
Next second: proceeds to brutally mutilate
Took him to the river styx
Anyone seeking to avoid the rough stuff: jump to 0:53 when the fish is singing
And keep Ordinary Sausage's finger in your prayers
Next time: Whole cow sausage
With a cheese sausage on the side.
"Smells as if a fish just came into my house, and left a fresh one on my living room floor" -ordinary sausage
i am realizing that everything looks good when you cook it in sausage form
Salt sausage
Candy sausage
sprinkles sausage
"This time its personal"
*chops up fish to pieces*
Never in my life did I think I would see an entire fish back up a meat grinder
2:40
Does this mean we can get a air sausage?!??
Oh no........
I'll go you one better: helium sausage.
poopnach Id love to see that
@@poopnach Cooking that one could be difficult.
The fish is staring into my soul at 0:31
"This pan is not level so we're gonna need to use this imported beans sprouts and onion"
Add some seasoning, remove the bones and it would actually be really good.
Him: "First bite is the most delicate bite"
Also him: BITES A LARGE PORTION WITHOUT REALISING THE CONCEQUENSES
Label: Do NOT put bones in the grinder
Sausage Man: *puts bones in the grider anyways*
Grinder: *clogs up*
Sausage Man: 😲
I love his voice bruh.
WHY YESH THAT KNIFE DID JUSHT SHLICE MY FINGER
3:18 "Let's use these bean sprouts in water to level it"
My mind instantly: B E A N S P R O U T S S A U S A G E
Yos
bean sprouts are like 95 percent water.. definitely gonna burst
@@keyworksales6241 thats what the poking is for
@@keyworksales6241 he made 100% water sausage already, why not 95% water sausage?
"the only bandage here i could get is this frozen 2 bandage"
me: same
*relatable*
Everyone: nooo you can't cross contaminate
Ordinary Sausage: haha fish bones go vrrrrrrrrr in grinder
THIS is quality C O N T E N T
Indeed