An Entire Fish Sausage

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  • @eef5115
    @eef5115 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5559

    *WARNING: This next part is pretty rough*
    *smash cut*
    Fish: “tAkE mE tO tHe RiVeR”

  • @pastaroni8683
    @pastaroni8683 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9044

    This is like something that would be served at the Chum Bucket

    • @user-zn7dl4cs8w
      @user-zn7dl4cs8w 4 ปีที่แล้ว +130

      oh no

    • @brainofcthulhu2786
      @brainofcthulhu2786 4 ปีที่แล้ว +189

      A new chum bucket menu item: chum corn dog

    • @rizalanditama4709
      @rizalanditama4709 4 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      The entire bikini bottom : wtf

    • @kersenify
      @kersenify 4 ปีที่แล้ว +152

      Wait it's cannibalism

    • @ifwedonothing9294
      @ifwedonothing9294 4 ปีที่แล้ว +161

      @@kersenify It's called the Chum Bucket for a reason. Chum is a bait that contains fish parts, bones, and blood.

  • @walter2877
    @walter2877 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2004

    Note to self: do not slam a fish with a knife with reckless abandon while your hand is holding said fish

    • @gamingtime2104
      @gamingtime2104 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Bullshit

    • @remcoms
      @remcoms 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      مممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممممم

    • @romeotanzini9000
      @romeotanzini9000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Currently my favourite TH-cam comment thank you for such a blessing

    • @D4CCCC
      @D4CCCC 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I don’t think that needed to be a note my guy xD

    • @OfficialHases
      @OfficialHases 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      And yet that's still not the dumbest kitchen related accident I've heard of. One time at work I was cutting stuff and I went to reach for something above my station while I was holding the knife at a sort of upward angle, so when I pulled my hand back down pretty fast, I ended up stabbing myself pretty deep in my index finger. Was a scary way to learn proper knife etiquette lmao

  • @nat-tf8vm
    @nat-tf8vm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3761

    why did i think he wouldn't even bother grinding it, and he would literally just slide the entire fish into the sausage casing like an elastic body suit

    • @Squonka
      @Squonka 3 ปีที่แล้ว +101

      i wanna see that

    • @Giaella10
      @Giaella10 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      I thought that too it would look like it was suffocating as he ate it

    • @princessbanana4625
      @princessbanana4625 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Me too😅

    • @BlackScreenProductions125
      @BlackScreenProductions125 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      ...y'know, that didn't occur to me, but now that it's in my head, I'm laughing louder than I probably should, considering that it's 4:42 AM.

    • @lilithjade4363
      @lilithjade4363 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      same LOL

  • @Jose-tu2yo
    @Jose-tu2yo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +571

    WARNING THIS NEXT PART IS PRETTY ROUGH *singing* “Take me to the river, drop me in the water!” -Sausage Man

    • @NeoZ45
      @NeoZ45 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      *proceeds to brutalize fish*

    • @exoticbliss28
      @exoticbliss28 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That part fucking killed me 😂😂😂

    • @TheOuroborosLoop
      @TheOuroborosLoop 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      *C H O P C H O P C H O P C H O P*

    • @somnium5603
      @somnium5603 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Talking fish heads

    • @livingcheese2910
      @livingcheese2910 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@NeoZ45 And his own finger.

  • @reggie9010
    @reggie9010 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3700

    “The next part is rough.” He wasn’t wrong. When that fish started singing I nearly crapped myself.

    • @switch7925
      @switch7925 4 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      Missed opportunity to say carp-ed

    • @badgerisback9762
      @badgerisback9762 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@switch7925 crappie is a type of fish

    • @switch7925
      @switch7925 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@badgerisback9762 Carp is more recognizable

    • @BigDave18
      @BigDave18 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Also saying "I nearly crappied myself" doesnt have the same ring

    • @switch7925
      @switch7925 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@BigDave18 truuee

  • @space3817
    @space3817 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1509

    one of these days he will get to the point of " remember that guy who cut me off on the freeway? well here he is now! 3 2 1 lets sausage"

    • @nineix9438
      @nineix9438 4 ปีที่แล้ว +119

      "A-and without further ado, here's the uh highway asshole sausage!

    • @RTR-bj1gr
      @RTR-bj1gr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      “You uh you know folks, I didn’t fight his wife and three children dragging him out of the house just so you guys could keep asking for a sausage casing sausage”

    • @wednesdayaddams2550
      @wednesdayaddams2550 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Dutch what's the plan TAHITI!!!

    • @anotakudetective1546
      @anotakudetective1546 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      WAIT A MINUTE

    • @somthing5705
      @somthing5705 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      We don’t need mor moneh dutch we need more *SAUSAGES!*

  • @MaxFeinsteinMusic
    @MaxFeinsteinMusic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +912

    "the world is your oyster"
    Oyster sausage?

  • @jl-fy3zj
    @jl-fy3zj 4 ปีที่แล้ว +400

    "Looks like I chopped off my finger, well it's goin in the grinder."

    • @boringsupernova4836
      @boringsupernova4836 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Underrated comment

    • @LogicalResolution
      @LogicalResolution 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I now demand Finger Sausage.

    • @jl-fy3zj
      @jl-fy3zj 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      "I turned myself into a sausage, Morty!"

    • @feralvids612
      @feralvids612 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      j l
      Nice dead Meme 😆

    • @karsynday8423
      @karsynday8423 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Did anyone else read it in his voice

  • @keezymann4655
    @keezymann4655 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2308

    Funeral home: so are we cremating him or is he going in a casket?
    OS's wife:

    • @Mel-0n
      @Mel-0n 4 ปีที่แล้ว +119

      I love how this can imply that he's actually a fish

    • @KlassicGames
      @KlassicGames 4 ปีที่แล้ว +169

      No bones in the grinder!

    • @jeffallstar2516
      @jeffallstar2516 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      5/5

    • @slxxpyhollow
      @slxxpyhollow 4 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      LET'S SAUUUUSAAAAGE

    • @abemudokon9497
      @abemudokon9497 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Husband

  • @weou
    @weou 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2567

    *-Do not put bones in grinder!*
    “It’s more of a challenge than an actual warning”
    The manufacturers: 👁👄👁

    • @soggybrick772
      @soggybrick772 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      F i s h m a n u f a c t u r e

    • @upt746
      @upt746 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      🤣😂

    • @UnoTamago
      @UnoTamago 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Yoshikage?

    • @captainernesto4878
      @captainernesto4878 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I see you want to live a quiet life.

    • @christophermoore6110
      @christophermoore6110 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Kira this sounds like something lockpickinglawyer would say

  • @thomaseadbhardmcqueen7511
    @thomaseadbhardmcqueen7511 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2148

    "Do not"
    "Do not"
    "Put bones"
    "Put bones"
    "Into the grinder"
    "Into the grinder"
    "Do not put bones into the grinder"
    "It's more of a challenge than it is, you know, an actual warning"

    • @gobbspepo9357
      @gobbspepo9357 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      it sounds like a reddit meme format that would die in like 5 minutes

    • @Killer36661
      @Killer36661 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@gobbspepo9357 It's a meme that's still alive today after it came out over a year ago.

    • @DaeXbx
      @DaeXbx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@Killer36661 it's a meme template taken from a 20 year old show, that's already shown itll pass the test of time due to its die hard fans

    • @piiuwu598
      @piiuwu598 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@chillyoil528 3 months late but its from SpongeBob, episode "Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy III" and the meme is usually refered to as Patrick Star's wallet or not my wallet, whatever, hope this helped

    • @ambienuser473
      @ambienuser473 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Sometimes i just be playing with myself and moaning so loud 😭 📢 ALERT!! If y'all wanna friend I'm open to a relationship

  • @MelodicaDude
    @MelodicaDude 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4408

    "Do not put bones in grinder"
    *puts bones in grinder*
    "0/5 there were bones in it"

    • @mrman6035
      @mrman6035 4 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      Boh boh boh bah bah

    • @Spyro_253
      @Spyro_253 4 ปีที่แล้ว +135

      Don’t question him

    • @MegaMetal96
      @MegaMetal96 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      I don’t see the problem

    • @RepublicOfIraq
      @RepublicOfIraq 4 ปีที่แล้ว +107

      dude its gotta have ALL the fish or this would be clickbait

    • @TheDreadedJuggernaut
      @TheDreadedJuggernaut 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Downgrades it because it has bones in it after he forced bones into the meat grinder. This actually is a really delicious fish.

  • @BobBob-ug1fh
    @BobBob-ug1fh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +569

    “The world is your oyster”
    Did someone say oyster sausage?

    • @jl-fy3zj
      @jl-fy3zj 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Rocky mountain oyster sausage

    • @NVDuster
      @NVDuster 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      More importantly, raw oyster sausage?

    • @beefcakethemighty507
      @beefcakethemighty507 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I can hear it now, "80 dollahrs on oysters!!"

    • @theconstitarian
      @theconstitarian 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jl-fy3zj Why not both? Pacific oyster sausage, rocky mountain oyster sausage, and one that is a mix of the two.

  • @nickstonehenge
    @nickstonehenge 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2257

    "the only bandaids we had were frozen 2 bandaids"
    this man is a living meme

    • @howellgame4850
      @howellgame4850 4 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      bandaid sausage?

    • @noobmaster6823
      @noobmaster6823 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Your a goddam genius
      WE MUST MAKE ORDINARY SAUSAGE A MEME

    • @GlAsseshalf
      @GlAsseshalf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I'm pweety shure he got some mother fuckin kin ya heard

    • @pastaroni8683
      @pastaroni8683 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Or maybe its because he has kids, I remember in the popcorn sausage video he had Capri Suns in his fridge

    • @madsminjae
      @madsminjae 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@pastaroni8683 yeah I believe there's a video where you can hear his kids in the background

  • @Almuso10
    @Almuso10 3 ปีที่แล้ว +499

    “Take me to the river” “drop me in the water” *CHOP*

    • @gavindillon1486
      @gavindillon1486 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      *PAIN*

    • @adriansrsa90
      @adriansrsa90 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      DEATH

    • @BrianMusic12
      @BrianMusic12 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Anyway, four dollahs a pound."

    • @Cessated
      @Cessated 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He hated the song so much he killed the fish

    • @Calzone.
      @Calzone. 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      TALKING

  • @KB-er8bm
    @KB-er8bm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1976

    So we've seen lobster tail sausage, entire fish sausage,
    When is entire octopus/squid sausage, or at least the canned tentacles some stores have?

    • @tombootysnatcher7191
      @tombootysnatcher7191 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Why are you encouraging him

    • @walter2877
      @walter2877 4 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      what unholy hellhole on this earth sells goddamn canned tentacle

    • @plumbob109
      @plumbob109 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Cow tongue or bull testicle sauasage

    • @fureverX3
      @fureverX3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      canned testicles

    • @FffffffffffffffffffffffffffffL
      @FffffffffffffffffffffffffffffL 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@walter2877 99 ranch or other kinds of east Asian grocery shops lol

  • @scykol
    @scykol 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1891

    "It's more of a challenge than an actual warning."
    Famous last words

    • @lillynava3298
      @lillynava3298 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      sangwoo-ssi!
      took the challenge of killing a cop and ended up burnt

    • @scykol
      @scykol 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@lillynava3298 turned out just a bit too crispy in the end sadly but at least Bum kept his promise

    • @noitrecat5051
      @noitrecat5051 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@scykol wait wait sangwoo-ssi bum really died?!

    • @scykol
      @scykol 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@noitrecat5051 yeah, my mans got too burnt and ended up game ending :/

    • @lillynava3298
      @lillynava3298 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@noitrecat5051Bum died trying to chase the apparition of Sangwoo

  • @kolbe8346
    @kolbe8346 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3050

    Hes actually lost his mind at this point

    • @PBSpiralGamer
      @PBSpiralGamer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +160

      We did this to him... we made a normal man go insane...

    • @Bigballa-po3fm
      @Bigballa-po3fm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      @@PBSpiralGamer A small price to pay for fame.

    • @cyrus1635
      @cyrus1635 4 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      Just because of the water sausage

    • @ImBop__
      @ImBop__ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@cyrus1635 THE FRIKIN GOD DAMN WATER SAUSAGE!!!

    • @SlammedOnGasoline
      @SlammedOnGasoline 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      He lost his mind long ago. Also the water sausage.

  • @jogslop7315
    @jogslop7315 2 ปีที่แล้ว +178

    These early Sausage videos were so chaotic. Traumatizing even. Im glad i got to watch the format evolve over the past 2 years

  • @Syden0
    @Syden0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7157

    I feel like he’s slowly becoming more insane after each video

    • @Dephire
      @Dephire 4 ปีที่แล้ว +317

      Imagine waking up to "human finger sausage" in your subscription box

    • @jaroswl9574
      @jaroswl9574 4 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      "Take me to the river... Drop me in the water."

    • @voen
      @voen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +163

      The water sausage broke something in his head.

    • @fureverX3
      @fureverX3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@voen Defenitely

    • @nyanyanyanyan33
      @nyanyanyanyan33 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@voen yas queen I agree

  • @agentofashcroft
    @agentofashcroft 4 ปีที่แล้ว +168

    I like how a second bandaid appeared halfway through the video.

    • @crazytim8256
      @crazytim8256 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      A covered wound heals faster, my guy.

  • @WalkerScott
    @WalkerScott 4 ปีที่แล้ว +277

    “It’s more of a challenge than a warning.” Classic

    • @howellgame4850
      @howellgame4850 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      This basically describes every episode of Jackass

  • @dallen3000
    @dallen3000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    "you know one of these days, that's going to sound real nice."
    You did it Mr Sausage. Your time has come.

  • @MrTurtleWings
    @MrTurtleWings 4 ปีที่แล้ว +798

    "Don't put bones in the grinder"
    *Puts bones in the grinder*
    *Grinder breaks*
    : 0

    • @willgraves5848
      @willgraves5848 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      “In that sense it’s a 0 out of 5”

    • @greekfire995
      @greekfire995 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Well ya know, it's more of a challenge than it is uh you know an actual warning.

    • @chunkytangerine
      @chunkytangerine 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      *Surprised Pikachu Face*

    • @frgwyn3760
      @frgwyn3760 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The funniest thing about you comment is that he wasn’t actually surprised.

  • @megamortarmaster5724
    @megamortarmaster5724 4 ปีที่แล้ว +435

    The fact that he put the scales and fins in there is, disturbing

    • @synphilia4776
      @synphilia4776 4 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      Wait till you see what goes into commercial sausages

    • @megamortarmaster5724
      @megamortarmaster5724 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Synphilia i already know that though

    • @lordkeyozo585
      @lordkeyozo585 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      @@synphilia4776 nothing wrong with commercial sausages they use the meat thats left other so there is nothing that goes to waste, even if they put pieces of shit in the sausages I would still eat them. They taste good.

    • @mr.crowley64
      @mr.crowley64 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The title says entire fish

    • @plusxz821
      @plusxz821 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@lordkeyozo585 Your still eating carbon

  • @xkhanzii
    @xkhanzii 4 ปีที่แล้ว +520

    I'm starting to think these are no ordinary sausages that you're making here...

    • @darealpugking1238
      @darealpugking1238 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      What do you mean?

    • @Sci_X1
      @Sci_X1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Meanwhile hotdog sausage

    • @grainassault4844
      @grainassault4844 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Beef heart and hot dog were pretty normal

  • @THERioRanger11111
    @THERioRanger11111 4 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    Imagine this
    Other fish in heaven: I got turned into sushi, which is cool I guess.
    This fish: l was forced to sing something, got cut up, put into a meat grinder, then got turned into sausage, which didn’t even go very good.
    Other fish: aw man, I feel bad for you dude-

  • @villaimouse
    @villaimouse 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1049

    Meat Grinder: DO NOT put bones in the meat grinder
    Ordinary Sausage: that's more of a challenge than a warning
    Meat Grinder: * gets stuck *
    Ordinary Sausage: well-

    • @lukemacinnes5124
      @lukemacinnes5124 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I mean it's referring to cow bones etc. You can bite through fish bones so I'm surprised it didn't work

    • @s4har4
      @s4har4 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Congratulations you just learned the ability to listen and observe what is going on. Congrats buddy! Real proud of ya

    • @villaimouse
      @villaimouse 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@s4har4 I was quoting the video to draw attention to a specific part since I thought it was a funny moment. I know everyone else heard it, I just wanted to single it out.

    • @ineedabetterpfp2485
      @ineedabetterpfp2485 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Frogken Looks like you need to learn the ability to not be a condescending dick about the most unimportant thing.

    • @BGTech1
      @BGTech1 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Challenge failed

  • @PlacidSine
    @PlacidSine 4 ปีที่แล้ว +261

    The videos aren’t 1 minute long, hes finally gotten over the water sausage

    • @OrdinarySausage
      @OrdinarySausage  4 ปีที่แล้ว +107

      Friday’s videos are

    • @stubbornviking8548
      @stubbornviking8548 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@OrdinarySausage videos? PLURAL??? We're about to be blessed 🙏 Friday will be a new holy day

    • @sauceduphands2239
      @sauceduphands2239 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      stubborn Viking I’m pretty sure that doesn’t mean plural on Friday

    • @traister101
      @traister101 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@OrdinarySausage does that mean there's more than one video?

    • @garybusey9941
      @garybusey9941 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ordinary Sausage
      So you’re gonna have a regular video and then the one on Friday will be a stupid short one like a toothpaste sausage or something?

  • @eliasan05
    @eliasan05 4 ปีที่แล้ว +678

    “By the laws of fishysics”

  • @TheTotallySaneDane
    @TheTotallySaneDane 4 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    "It tastes like a fish"
    Hold on, you lost me.

  • @anijeepa
    @anijeepa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +189

    He went from singing with the fish to brutally beating it.

    • @trissy8820
      @trissy8820 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It got personal

  • @amiri.9686
    @amiri.9686 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1152

    “This time it’s personal.” God he sounds like an anime protagonist out for revenge.

  • @irishpotato2738
    @irishpotato2738 4 ปีที่แล้ว +597

    We pushed him too far with the water sausage, he's gone insane.

    • @slitthroat6209
      @slitthroat6209 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      "take me to the river drop me in the water"

    • @slitthroat6209
      @slitthroat6209 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yeah I'm sure this guy will be chopping whole animals to the. Sausage

    • @bumblebear438
      @bumblebear438 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      卐 Facility 卐卐 LλmbdΛ 卐 hi um why is there a swastika in your username?

    • @ikeysettles5472
      @ikeysettles5472 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂🤣😂

    • @carddu
      @carddu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Dr Kill I would like to know that as well

  • @sodiumhydroxide69
    @sodiumhydroxide69 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1132

    “Do not put bones in the grinder”
    “It’s more of a challenge,then it is a warning..”
    Seems like he lost his mind.

  • @unbreakableowl7841
    @unbreakableowl7841 4 ปีที่แล้ว +379

    One of these days, one of these videos will start, and he will be almost done with the sausage, and then he’ll start screaming and throwing eggs at it. Mr. Sausage is HowToBasic

    • @karamel3718
      @karamel3718 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      IT'S CANON

    • @dputra
      @dputra 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Egg sausage when?

    • @screaminghoop9658
      @screaminghoop9658 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@dputra he already made that actually

    • @screaminghoop9658
      @screaminghoop9658 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@dputra here's the link th-cam.com/video/vo8X2hBjq6M/w-d-xo.html

    • @abhogan3578
      @abhogan3578 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      This is HowToBasic's origin story

  • @trashbin5382
    @trashbin5382 4 ปีที่แล้ว +798

    When you said the world is your oyster my brain instantly screamed oyster sausage
    Pls make an oyster sausage

  • @pope1934
    @pope1934 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2748

    Now we know he is married and possibly has a kid because of the ring and the bandaids

    • @giannithiry4446
      @giannithiry4446 4 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      Yeah but nobody really cares of he's married or not

    • @hungrydonkey4333
      @hungrydonkey4333 4 ปีที่แล้ว +230

      Maître Nika. ニカ I do lmao

    • @christianordonez5704
      @christianordonez5704 4 ปีที่แล้ว +605

      He turned his kid into a sausage

    • @eddiespaghetti4450
      @eddiespaghetti4450 4 ปีที่แล้ว +105

      Also because he shops at Publix, he lived somewhere in the Southeastern United States

    • @torpid2906
      @torpid2906 4 ปีที่แล้ว +179

      Y’all are creepy

  • @yaej
    @yaej 3 ปีที่แล้ว +123

    "do not put bones in grinder"
    *puts skull in grinder*

    • @rikko.60
      @rikko.60 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Just imagine if this was served to a customer at a restaurant.
      Huh, this hot dog has some hard parts in it, weird.

    • @dontdiscriminatehateeveryo9263
      @dontdiscriminatehateeveryo9263 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@rikko.60 I think the fishy taste would be what they notice first lol.

    • @rikko.60
      @rikko.60 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      True

    • @DuckBilledAtheist
      @DuckBilledAtheist 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      You still married to Grace?

  • @inkayy79
    @inkayy79 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1238

    Ok so he is married as proof by the ring, imagine his wife coming in to see this everyday and going like "not this shit again"

    • @killerkid2642
      @killerkid2642 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ahahahhha

    • @arsarma1808
      @arsarma1808 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      We’ve known he’s married for a while I think. He’s talked about his wife before

    • @FD7_00
      @FD7_00 4 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      She's probably the one who told him to stop putting spaghetti in the ice maker

    • @larazanellato9483
      @larazanellato9483 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      She must be Lois

    • @mutasimnabilmannan3741
      @mutasimnabilmannan3741 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      She has a channel called Ms. sausage

  • @sheldnaye8771
    @sheldnaye8771 4 ปีที่แล้ว +487

    He’s really had an obsession with going “whole hog” recently

    • @HRM.H
      @HRM.H 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      This comment confirmed you didnt watch the whole video before commenting

    • @hypnotoad28
      @hypnotoad28 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@HRM.H I've just finished the video and have no idea what you mean.

    • @niels.mp3
      @niels.mp3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      He gotta do a whole hog now

    • @0XIV0
      @0XIV0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Sir, this is THE Ordinary Sausage, we only go whole hog here

    • @sneed915
      @sneed915 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Except for the most important part......the hog casing

  • @beav2K
    @beav2K 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2713

    “This time it’s personal”
    *proceeds to literally butcher fish*

    • @TheLegend-lp6pg
      @TheLegend-lp6pg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      The sauce of your pfp,give me the fricking sauce

    • @beav2K
      @beav2K 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      The Legend IG: @iqs_cheeks

    • @Andrei-13831
      @Andrei-13831 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@beav2K will u marry me?

    • @beav2K
      @beav2K 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      realmaster125 uh no

    • @Andrei-13831
      @Andrei-13831 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@beav2K oh ok

  • @starmarinrtur1493
    @starmarinrtur1493 4 ปีที่แล้ว +496

    We are watching a man slowly descending to insanity
    Oh cool there are also sausages

    • @penguino8185
      @penguino8185 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      after that lobster sausage it has never been the same

    • @jackrowley2218
      @jackrowley2218 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      He’s having an existential crisis from realising that frying water is the most well known thing he’s ever done

    • @cuyospartan02
      @cuyospartan02 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      And it was all Charlie’s fault

    • @kieran5099
      @kieran5099 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      cuyospartan02 who’s that

    • @tarpulin8179
      @tarpulin8179 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kieran5099 bruh you don't know him?

  • @cori.x3
    @cori.x3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +426

    “Well hey there, folks. Welcome back.”
    Gets me every time.

  • @timjohnsons8174
    @timjohnsons8174 4 ปีที่แล้ว +643

    Ah yes, bone sausage

  • @highsoldier420
    @highsoldier420 3 ปีที่แล้ว +240

    “Do not put bones in grinder”
    Ordinary Sausage: That’s a suggestion, they have to put that there.

  • @dean8235
    @dean8235 4 ปีที่แล้ว +264

    "take me in the river... Drop me in the water"
    *SLAP SLAP SLAP SLICE SLICE SLICE*

  • @dalegribblebountyhunter59
    @dalegribblebountyhunter59 4 ปีที่แล้ว +200

    "No bones in the grinder is more of a challenge than a warning."
    **Proceeds to jam the grinder with the bones**

  • @Rage666Kage
    @Rage666Kage 4 ปีที่แล้ว +382

    Mr. Sausage: "It says not to put the bones in the grinder, it's more of a challenge than an actual warning"
    Meat Grinder: "Hey, hey guys, watch this."

  • @GantengPolNotok
    @GantengPolNotok 3 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    “Warning this next part is pretty rough”
    TaKe Me tO thE RivER DrOP mE iN ThE wATeR

    • @greekfire995
      @greekfire995 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      *fish gets fucking viscerated

    • @NeoZ45
      @NeoZ45 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@greekfire995 *and finger

  • @bazil4146
    @bazil4146 4 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    “I don’t feel any of the bones”
    *famous last words*

  • @nikkig4802
    @nikkig4802 4 ปีที่แล้ว +248

    “The whole fish? Are you sure ordinary? The whole fi- well alright then”

    • @WhoAmI-zt3ve
      @WhoAmI-zt3ve 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nice reference 10/10

  • @marsfridge
    @marsfridge 4 ปีที่แล้ว +184

    After being reminded that mr.sausage is a vulnerable mortal by the knife cut, ive since started feeling anxious whenever he pushes stuff down the grinder with his hand

    • @MrJonezy541
      @MrJonezy541 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I guess we'd at least get a hand sausage if that happens 😀

    • @marsfridge
      @marsfridge 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@MrJonezy541 cannibalism is considered taboo in most cultures.

    • @oscallibur5597
      @oscallibur5597 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      No it’s not that he is a mere weak mortal, it’s that the knife was purposefully forged by the smith gods for him. The knife itself is able to hack through any material in preparation for mincing for the sausage, even Gods such as himself. The fact that he was not instantly reduced to Sausage mince is proof of his supreme power

    • @jeepbepfox1094
      @jeepbepfox1094 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@oscallibur5597 not funny

    • @vfanon
      @vfanon ปีที่แล้ว

      @@marsfridgeNot sausage culture

  • @realkekz
    @realkekz 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    This video is such a watershed moment in sausage man lore, at 3:00, he even says that the "Let's sausage" will sound good eventually, and it does.

    • @mimisezlol
      @mimisezlol 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      And it's interesting to see the older comments like "he's finally lost his mind". Compared to his modern content? They had no idea what was to come.

  • @notarealperson9135
    @notarealperson9135 4 ปีที่แล้ว +337

    This is the closest to a live animal he's gotten. I think we know what to expect next video.

    • @desk-kun
      @desk-kun 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Live oyster sausage

    • @TOWEOatmeal
      @TOWEOatmeal 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      SQUIRREL

    • @adolfsnape1481
      @adolfsnape1481 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      Himself. The last sausage

    • @oblivion3167
      @oblivion3167 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@adolfsnape1481 LMAO

    • @Nocsha217
      @Nocsha217 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Mammoth

  • @Direwreck
    @Direwreck 4 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    The fish had a look of “Really dawg?” On his face as his nose was pressed into the orifice of the grinder

    • @thefaulkness
      @thefaulkness 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      'I died for this?'

  • @gabr1elawesome
    @gabr1elawesome 4 ปีที่แล้ว +230

    "3 2 1, LET'S SAUSAAAAAGE. One day that'll sound good"
    Just add a jingle and some air horns and you're good

    • @tobytobytoby8421
      @tobytobytoby8421 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The air horns need's to over power the 321 let's sausage so no one would hear the cringynes

  • @okuyasu8442
    @okuyasu8442 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Imagine being that fishes ghost and seeing somebody flail around your dead body

  • @mr.100rupees3
    @mr.100rupees3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +374

    Cursed sosauge ideas
    - fried leather sosauge
    - clay and saw dust
    - sosauge casing sosauge (highly requested)

    • @daltonnetwork2532
      @daltonnetwork2532 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Saussage casing saussage he already did

    • @ziyair2998
      @ziyair2998 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@daltonnetwork2532 when?

    • @Cripplified
      @Cripplified 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Sosauge

    • @zephyrna6249
      @zephyrna6249 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@ziyair2998 he didnt sadly :(

    • @randomboi2587
      @randomboi2587 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@ziyair2998 He already tried it, but the grinder didn't grind the sausage casing.

  • @karlheisenberg4446
    @karlheisenberg4446 4 ปีที่แล้ว +270

    Warnings: exist
    Ordinary sausage: *you dare challenge me*

  • @robertmeeks5076
    @robertmeeks5076 4 ปีที่แล้ว +311

    Imagine:
    Your sausage clipart was chosen by the sausage king. But the sausage?
    0/5

  • @zw9601
    @zw9601 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    “The first bite will be delicate because of the bones”
    Proceeds to eat nearly half the sausage

  • @KingMasteron1
    @KingMasteron1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    "Warning, this next part is pretty rough"
    What, fish guts?
    "Singing fish"
    Oh yeah that is rough, heh.
    "Slices finger"
    OH

  • @reginaldrasyid2456
    @reginaldrasyid2456 4 ปีที่แล้ว +125

    "It's more of a challenge than a warning"
    I'll live by this quote

  • @mr.drakanator
    @mr.drakanator 4 ปีที่แล้ว +170

    “The warning label is more of a challenge than a warning.” That encapsulates him so well.

  • @th3seek3r60
    @th3seek3r60 4 ปีที่แล้ว +192

    This dude sounds like a rick and morty character from interdimentional cablel

    • @joezigg3523
      @joezigg3523 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I think by that you mean he sounds like Justin royland

    • @tylercereghino6633
      @tylercereghino6633 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@joezigg3523 ah yes, my favorite voice actor, mr royland

    • @Meritor15
      @Meritor15 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      thats worth, 3 and half plumbuses

    • @barberlo2times352
      @barberlo2times352 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Bruuuh I was just thinking this then I c this comment😭😭

    • @th3seek3r60
      @th3seek3r60 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@barberlo2times352 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @lamppost5883
    @lamppost5883 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    I was expecting him to push the whole fish into a casing and then pan fry it

  • @eli.8816
    @eli.8816 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1139

    Is that a red snapper
    That’s worth an insane amount of bells, don’t just be eating it

    • @verakumarz
      @verakumarz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      AYYY ANIMAL CROSSING

    • @inscrimbly
      @inscrimbly 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      If only it was a sea bass
      Everyone loves sea bass

    • @Stoffxl
      @Stoffxl 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes it is a red SnApEr

    • @DrPepperhurtme
      @DrPepperhurtme 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      You can tell because its looking very dapper

    • @eli.8816
      @eli.8816 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Gabe D04 indeed

  • @JHiggsBrand
    @JHiggsBrand 4 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    That slo-mo shot of him slicing open his finger. Jeepers

  • @veritasmod7013
    @veritasmod7013 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    1:00
    "This time, it's personal" Oh man, that sounded so funny. xD

  • @zixx977
    @zixx977 4 ปีที่แล้ว +184

    "by the laws of physics this ain't gonna happen"
    -mr ordinary sausage

    • @grantamanta2415
      @grantamanta2415 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He’s sir issac newton the second

    • @zixx977
      @zixx977 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@grantamanta2415 No,he's better

    • @chewygum1854
      @chewygum1854 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      "by the laws of" [cut] "physics"

  • @JishtheFish
    @JishtheFish 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Ordinary Sausage Sausage Scores (Updated July 7, 2020)
    5/5: Corned Beef and Cabbage, KFC Big Box, Lobster (3 total)
    ⅘: Vanilla Cake, Pickle and Pork, Beef Heart (3 total)
    ⅗: Big Mac, Honey Mustard Chicken Mcnugget, Egg Roll, Chipotle Steak Burrito, Denny's Grand Slam, Egg (7 total)
    ⅖: Spaghetti and Meatball, Orange Chicken and Chow Mein, Arby's Big Beef and Chedder, Barbeque Chicken McNugget, Pot Pie (5 total)
    ⅕: Pizza Rolls, Taco Bell Crunchy Taco, Passover, Easter Surprise, Bloomin Onion, Pickle, Hot Dog (7 total)
    0/5: Sushi, Vienna Sausage, Reaction (Kale Bowl), Water, Strawberry, MRE Menu 5, Entire Fish (7 total)
    Failed: MRE Menu 7, MRE Menu 16, Popcorn Sausage
    Not a good way to make a sausage: Entire Pickle

    • @wrytte
      @wrytte 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Please keep this going, thank you

  • @ant5986
    @ant5986 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    1:15
    For those who don’t want to see the “rough part”, the only notable thing you’d miss is OS cutting his finger.

    • @magipotato430
      @magipotato430 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      you stole my pfp

    • @madsminjae
      @madsminjae 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      And a singning fish

    • @post-ironicusername
      @post-ironicusername 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      and he cuts the snapper head in half and you see half his pink face staring at you but yeah sure the cut on his finger yeah sure

  • @mierardi88
    @mierardi88 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I love going back to these old videos to see how much he's grown and how insane he is now compared to how demure he was

  • @rejectclone4504
    @rejectclone4504 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    Honestly I’d eat a fish sausage as long there’s no bones in it, I can imagine also eating it with tartar sauce might be pretty good?

    • @Xanbunny
      @Xanbunny 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Also fins and scales, that puts me off more than bone.

    • @wildboargaming1858
      @wildboargaming1858 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      you could just eat an eel, theyre basically fish sausages

    • @del2065
      @del2065 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Fish sausages are an actual thing

  • @FatherWraith
    @FatherWraith 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    All this man wanted to do was make sausage with us, and look what we've done to him

  • @AceAttorny
    @AceAttorny 4 ปีที่แล้ว +168

    You know it's bad when your grinder starts sounding like Silent Hill.

  • @tsukasatenma_
    @tsukasatenma_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "You know, one of these days that's gonna sound real nice."
    brings a tear to my eye

  • @noahweston4138
    @noahweston4138 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    “When it says no bones, it’s like a challenge” has the same energy as “the assignments on your laptop are optional”

  • @vuquangminh6482
    @vuquangminh6482 4 ปีที่แล้ว +512

    4:33
    "It taste like fish"
    Ah yes, the floor is made out of the floor

  • @nomnom1197
    @nomnom1197 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    3:19 Imported bean sprouts in water sausage.

  • @utsabose2678
    @utsabose2678 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    0:45: take me to the water
    Next second: proceeds to brutally mutilate

  • @SapphireCarbuncle009
    @SapphireCarbuncle009 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Anyone seeking to avoid the rough stuff: jump to 0:53 when the fish is singing
    And keep Ordinary Sausage's finger in your prayers

  • @zitzle
    @zitzle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    Next time: Whole cow sausage

    • @JediMasterBaiter
      @JediMasterBaiter 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      With a cheese sausage on the side.

  • @Thoroughly_Wet
    @Thoroughly_Wet 4 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    "Smells as if a fish just came into my house, and left a fresh one on my living room floor" -ordinary sausage

  • @ggpopart4480
    @ggpopart4480 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    i am realizing that everything looks good when you cook it in sausage form

    • @alek6362
      @alek6362 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Salt sausage

    • @Grgrqr
      @Grgrqr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Candy sausage

    • @joshc5613
      @joshc5613 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      sprinkles sausage

  • @benf1036
    @benf1036 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    "This time its personal"
    *chops up fish to pieces*

  • @OwnerOfDaPwners
    @OwnerOfDaPwners 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Never in my life did I think I would see an entire fish back up a meat grinder

  • @Alexander_BW
    @Alexander_BW 4 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    2:40
    Does this mean we can get a air sausage?!??

    • @noobmaster6823
      @noobmaster6823 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Oh no........

    • @poopnach
      @poopnach 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I'll go you one better: helium sausage.

    • @forbidden_channelexe
      @forbidden_channelexe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      poopnach Id love to see that

    • @alearnedman
      @alearnedman 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@poopnach Cooking that one could be difficult.

  • @Giaella10
    @Giaella10 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The fish is staring into my soul at 0:31

  • @nakedsnake4248
    @nakedsnake4248 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    "This pan is not level so we're gonna need to use this imported beans sprouts and onion"

  • @Teddingtin
    @Teddingtin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    Add some seasoning, remove the bones and it would actually be really good.

  • @imjuststereo
    @imjuststereo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    Him: "First bite is the most delicate bite"
    Also him: BITES A LARGE PORTION WITHOUT REALISING THE CONCEQUENSES

  • @MrCrossa
    @MrCrossa 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Label: Do NOT put bones in the grinder
    Sausage Man: *puts bones in the grider anyways*
    Grinder: *clogs up*
    Sausage Man: 😲

  • @May-ns3lr
    @May-ns3lr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    I love his voice bruh.
    WHY YESH THAT KNIFE DID JUSHT SHLICE MY FINGER

  • @waitwhatexe-moved6692
    @waitwhatexe-moved6692 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    3:18 "Let's use these bean sprouts in water to level it"
    My mind instantly: B E A N S P R O U T S S A U S A G E

    • @christophermora1625
      @christophermora1625 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yos

    • @keyworksales6241
      @keyworksales6241 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      bean sprouts are like 95 percent water.. definitely gonna burst

    • @ZombieRonSwanson
      @ZombieRonSwanson 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@keyworksales6241 thats what the poking is for

    • @NoOne-hl2eo
      @NoOne-hl2eo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@keyworksales6241 he made 100% water sausage already, why not 95% water sausage?

  • @TartagliaThe_11th_McDsEmployee
    @TartagliaThe_11th_McDsEmployee 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    "the only bandage here i could get is this frozen 2 bandage"
    me: same

    • @argyu
      @argyu 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      *relatable*

  • @calamaribowl8683
    @calamaribowl8683 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Everyone: nooo you can't cross contaminate
    Ordinary Sausage: haha fish bones go vrrrrrrrrr in grinder

  • @FantasticTaxidermist
    @FantasticTaxidermist 4 ปีที่แล้ว +105

    THIS is quality C O N T E N T