"Lifeguards couldn't save two drowning citizens, so they ended up drowning." That is perhaps the most pointless and redundant sentence I've ever heard. For the people wondering: the Coast Guard was searching for two missing fishermen on the day of the launch, but they couldn't tell the difference between the men's heads and the balloons floating on the surface of the water.
“So Life guard couldn’t save 2 citizens so they both ended up drowning.” That is probably one of the most weirdest most none put together sentences I have ever heard.
The lifeguards couldn't save the people drowning in the sea because there is no sea in Cleveland, Ohio. It's a lake, Lake Erie to be exact. If the lifeguards thought they were watching over a sea, it's probably time to get new lifeguards. But I digress.
Theyre all risking their life just because of wanting to be recognised huh it makes no sense for me... Life is way too precious to risk..You cant live twice...
“Miraculous planning”? “Specifically built bike”? “Charlie Chapman”? “Unknowing record holder”? “It came AS a very big price”? “...come out unscathered”? - and that’s just the first half of the video. Maybe rename this to “Top 10 Fastest Narration Fails”..?
I HOLD THE WORLD RECORD FOR THE FASTEST TIME TAKEN TO COMPLETE MARIO 3D WORLD Though seriously, I completed it in 3 months with all the stars amd stamps
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Do you hold any world records?
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Extreme Trends, sadly, no😕
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I once held the world record for being the youngest person on the planet.
How long did that last?
7 seconds
Its not possible because at least 4 babies are born in the world every second.
william smith actually one baby is born every 3.768924667938596666938593 seconds
Same
I am not afraid of hights, I'm afraid of falling
i'm not scared of any of those, just the hitting the ground bit lol
The most underrated comment
Same
same
I'm afraid of Falling AND Heights
"Lifeguards couldn't save two drowning citizens, so they ended up drowning."
That is perhaps the most pointless and redundant sentence I've ever heard.
For the people wondering: the Coast Guard was searching for two missing fishermen on the day of the launch, but they couldn't tell the difference between the men's heads and the balloons floating on the surface of the water.
If they couldn't tell the difference, then how did they know that the fishermen were floating in the water in the first place?
So true
So, it was the lifeguards that ended up drowning? How did that happen? 🤔
But wait..... there’s more.
@@bricaaron3978 maybe they knew that they had gone missing and so they were searching for them 🤔
My dad had the longest record for going to buy milk, its so impressive he hasn't came back yet :D Good on ya dad!
Lol did he say that he was going to the super market and never returned ? :D
Naaah idts
I just seen him at the store! He’s still trying to figure out which milk he should buy
@@LilXancheX 😂
I ran him over mate
Every minute an ad? wtf
I feel u
Let the video buffer and turn on airplane mode or turn off WiFi and data.
You wouldn't have to worry bout that if you had android 🤷🏾♂️
Thanks for the advice, I am leaving
World record
The one that pisses me off was the balloons. Literally a world pollution record from the get go.
Hey it was for charity!
*Shut yo yee yee ass up*
@G V LOL
@@simptation2125 this is the corniest insult if I seen one lmao 🤣
@@brockivory5405 *wanna sprite candy?*
“So Life guard couldn’t save 2 citizens so they both ended up drowning.”
That is probably one of the most weirdest most none put together sentences I have ever heard.
They couldn't spot them in the water...
The balloon one was just beyond irresponsible.
This Top 10 must hold the record for verbal mistakes by the narrator
America samonya 🤣🤣🤣
Landplane became Lanedplan 😂😂
Charlie Chapman 😂😂 He mistook kmph for mph, the list goes on and on 😂
Unscathed = unska thed!
and tragedy with a t
Omg I saw a video in this advertisement wow unbelievable
*any
Waa it the phone case one?
GAMERS HUB pfft!!
Ha ha ha ha ha.
fun fact: you take the world guiness record book and the mental illness diagnosis book .... exact same amount of pages!!
Being the smartest man on the planet or the stupidest comment on youtube, well done on making it 1 page longer.
And you’re almost an ahole... but too cute... keep working at it;)
Why do you know this
@@dapperdog6405 Hes joking.
"...no one broke any records here, but they broke everything else."
HAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!
Maaaan 😂
That's sad that pony tail man was just hanging there limp, I feel for the kids that had to witness that.
Seriously, he did not think that could happen and carry scissors
@@gsk5161 just the comment I was looking for...
The lifeguards couldn't save the people drowning in the sea because there is no sea in Cleveland, Ohio. It's a lake, Lake Erie to be exact. If the lifeguards thought they were watching over a sea, it's probably time to get new lifeguards. But I digress.
True
lol
Sure? Isn't that just the standard since Baywatch?
Oh. Did you save them?
There was also lane pland instead of land plane
That ponytail dude’s demise is MACABRE!!!! Eewww, his just hanging limp there in midair for ninety minutes...
The dead hanging man incident is really messed up. It's just shameful
It's his own fault tbh.
So are ponytails
You've got to appreciate the upbeat account of it though lol!
It is in West Bengal.
Also known as bag pool
He was just hanging around!
Shows 130kph.
Says 130mph.
“Yep, they’re the same, let’s upload this!” 😐
Hi hahaha
Mph kph
I mile = 1.6 km
This is standart on TH-cam.
80mph
"tried to break the official 3k lanepland speed record" instead of landplane got me rolf 😂
I hold the world record for:
Being myself
Best record anyone can do very well said
Cool
You can’t be myself. I am myself!
It’s important to be urself, wearing somebody else’s skin is illegal 👀
So does everyone else?
We’re still embarrassed about the balloon incident...
Hey 👋, hope your having an amazing day! First to reply.
I’m second to reply, good day to you
Not your fault.
You know the drill
1- Metal Drill
2- Steel Drill
3- Paper Drill
4- Wood Drill
5- Aluminium Drill
6- Glass Drill
7- Plastic Drill
8- Money Drill
9- Diamond Drill
0- Cardboard Drill
Comment what you got
WoodDaThomas metel
WoodDaThomas wood drill
Steel and aluminium are both types of metal
WoodDaThomas Aluminum and steel are metals. Metal is not its own metal.
but they are still seperate
Sooo, we're just gonna watch a dead body be reeled in hanging by its hair?
Age180 ikr
Yesssss!!!!
Lol😂😂😂😂
Sadly I think he was still dying rather than dead (the narrator mentioned he was in distress), which kinda makes it worse to watch if anything.
Heck yeah....entertainment! 🙂
My favorite line: "When it let you down, it really lets you down." 😂
This is why I always stay on the ground, you can never see me jump buildings
He passed away peacefully in his...FIERY PLANE CRASH!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tf hilarious
LMFAO!!!!
Not so funny.
Singing Kumbaya...
That is Lowell Bayles. Not sure what the narrator is trying to say.
"And the parkour experts quickly fled the scene" I bet their escape was mighty flashy
When you was young, you can make some mistakes. But in this situation, you don't have time to correct your fault.
World records do not go horribly wrong.
World record attempts can go horribly wrong
That awkward moment when you raise money for charity, and people actually manage to die because of your "Good deed"
Working on the world record for longest fart.
The hippo as got that one
😀😀😀
Good for u
ok?!
CHIEFS!!!!!!!
The amount of sweat coming out of my hands just by watching this parkours
Glad im not the only one lol
^
No records broke but everything else broke😂😂
Congratulations - You've just won the World Record for being the BIGGEST HELMET!
i hold the world record for being the most gullible and falling for clickbate videos
You know it's a crap video when you're more entertained by the comments saying how crap the video is.
EXACTLY???? 😳😲😬😵😖😌😆😅😂
You are wrong.
I hold that Record®
Try me
Rj the great no my sister is lol lol
The balloon record is too costly to attempt again due to problems with inflation
those rooftop stunts make me woozy just watching on my laptop 😐
I identify as the world record holder for every record that has ever existed and also all future records LMFAO 😂😂😂
Don't attempt World Records.
It's not worth it kids.
Just get the Guiness World Record of the Highest grades to be safe.
inspiring
Stay in facebook
Stay well the game mc
Shut up dad
I'll get the world record of most cookies stacked on top of each other cause idk why but it's a thing
Fun fact : everyone once hold the world record for the youngest person ever but only one person holds the record for the oldest person
@OverFire Minecraft it’s not exact
Not really. Two people might be born at exactly the same time. Or more.
My world record: *cutest Hamster*
I cAnt saVe YoU thERe arE baLOoNs In tHe waY
That's dark😂😂😂😂
so ignorant
Wessaid 3 ikr lmfaoooooo
Hahahaha xD 😂😂
That's true
Congrats to the genius who came up with the helium balloon fiasco! Great idea - should be charged for pollution.
And 2 wrongful deaths
That’s Cleveland for you
Me: Ok I Will Hold My Breath In 1 Minutes
*1 Minutes Later*
Me: **Dies**
You shouldn’t joke about dieing mate.
1 minute is actually easy
ッ im still
I’m 🤫
Yeah, but you can't. You will faint and then you will start breathing again.
Now You still life
“Hot air balloons” Um no, they’re at room temperature and filled with helium. So no, not hot air balloons at all.
Thank you.
0:52 "Inflating hot air balloons." Do you know what a hot air balloon is?
Michael Sachtjen he is such a dicklick....
hahaha it took me a minute ahahah!!
I'm your 50th liker
I have to waste time to quit watching youtube because of this hideous video!
Michael Sachtjen he said helium balloons :/
"No records were broken but everything else was." Dude that's fucked up.
Quintin Blanson how
Clorox Bleach Dude she died
LOOL SHE DIED HAHAAH
yeah the first name in your channel pretty much sums up my reaction to that
Quintin Blanson I think it was leaning closer to the law being broken.
The longest turd ever pooed was 5 foot 3 inches fun fact
That’s the same size as me ; - ;
It is 26 foot look it up if you don't believe me
@@meghanson4739 that’s even worse 😭✋
The captains log
Someone needs to go to the doctor to sort that out..
That dude legit died hanging there with ponytail sad
I hold the world record for the longest time watching this video😑
Alex Peredia oh do 3 and a half minutes
Yep.... u beat me... pile of shite
Alex Peredia lol
I made it all the way till I read this comment. Which was 3rd from the top. clocked in at 1.14
Alex Peredia iiiiii
props for not shying away from the deaths.
I hold the world record for being the most afraid person of heights, I almost get heart attacks when going up my grandmas house stairs lol
Rlly or r u jk
RIP to those who hadn't passed in their attempts
Lol
Humans has gone far beyond the stupidity.
Well, I feel better about sitting at home doing mundane things
"If you keep knocking at deaths door, don't be surprised when he shows up"
I know someone made this quote.
Theyre all risking their life just because of wanting to be recognised huh it makes no sense for me... Life is way too precious to risk..You cant live twice...
Army Army or can you ??? 🤔
They're doing this because they have no life
Kim Kimi atleast they are trying to make something out of there lifes
@@faridaoba whats that? Short?
@@Mrgrumpypants84 At least they will be remembered lololooool
*WORLD RECORD FOR MOST ANNOYING NARRATION*
Sgt. Shill u gud bro??
yes no
Sgt. Shill Church!
Sgt. Shill I am with you on that
"America Samoña" is apparently a place lol
dmsmhic - thought i was the only one that caught this! I actually went back to see if i heard him wrong, loll!!
3:26
when your gf says she is home alone for 10 minutes but you don’t have a car.
Memes are useless
memes are powerful
Jxwel what can u do in less than 10 minutes though?
@@nangli24 two pumps if it's good
Imagine bird's gone mad after every balloon 😂
The cyclist holds several records and built numerous rides. His first rigs were pretty badass
7:32 when u decide to go bootcamp👀
PUBG ❤️
This thumb nail alone just make me shiver 😖
"No one broke any records here but they did break everything else"
This is the most unfunny & funny sentence ever💀
I usually don't get irritated at small things....... BUT AT 5:20 He says Charlie Chapman. ITS CHAPLIN!!!!
I wanna slap him 😂
Man...the people who attempted this really took the phrase ' No Pain No Gain '
Gatotkaca
That skateboard in building is oleg cricket
I hold the world record for being the only me in the world
So do i
So do i😚😚
🏅
Fuckin lame
You mean Charlie Chaplin, homie..
One of the first world famous comedians of all time.
“Miraculous planning”?
“Specifically built bike”?
“Charlie Chapman”?
“Unknowing record holder”?
“It came AS a very big price”?
“...come out unscathered”?
- and that’s just the first half of the video. Maybe rename this to “Top 10 Fastest Narration Fails”..?
Kkkkkkkkkkkkkkk man, I couldn't hear this!
"America Simona"
Exactly what I was just saying!
The funniest one was "laneplanned' instead of' landplane'
But doont frogette to substantiate his canal and lick!
I world record I beat is sleeping the most in school
Hahahhah yeah right
I once held the world record for being the dumbest
1933?? I thought you said the Guinness World Record Book started in 1955
1955? Ah~ the year when my Idol died 😇
Yeah, the book. There were records before the book...
@@faz1749 James Dean?
@@Devin007V8 Albert Einstein
@@faz1749 one idol died, another was born.
Billy Idol - born 1955
HOLD UP... did he just say American SamoNa at 8:42 😡
I hold the world record of watching Dora the explorer for 10 minutes straight.
Nah, I watched it for hours as a kid.
Bernadette Chasteen guess what I beat you I did 10.1 :)
I try but i fail to beat this record
hi its angelena I did 6 hours
Lololololol
They checked the weather, that's why they released early. Not lifeguards, coast guard. Sad.
So you were part of it
What you where in that 👀 🤔
3:38 Roblox Broken Bones In Real Life
8:59 Trajety.
That's not a word.
Tragety
5:21 "CHARLIE CHAPMAN"
Love your videos
When a parachute fails it really let's you down. Then I find out a person died. Have some respect and not make tasteless jokes
Yeah I agree with you, that is definitely disrespectful
Charly Chapman???? American Samonia???? Tragety???? You setting a world record for mispronounciation?
#DWFL
"unscathered"
It went horribly wrong
5:40 lane pland lmao
Lanedplan lmao
whats the difference of you fall low and you fall high?
answer
high: aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh blag
low: blag aaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh
I’m not afraid of heights, I’m afraid of cardiac arrest.
"Charlie Chapman" 0_o
@ 5:20 if you're wondering :P
"Laindplan" @ 5:40 ;)
:D
'Tragety' pops up a few times too. Like at 9:00
i like how he diminishes the danger the silent movie actors placed themselves in because its comedy.
"They broke everything else"
'Wreaked' pronounced 'ree-kd' havok, not wrecked. I keep hearing people say this on TH-cam videos and it's quite irritating!
4:00
‘Unscathed’ 😂😂
I know he did not just say Charlie *CHAPMAN*
bill bill he did.
5:21 definitely says Charlie Chapman not Chaplin
Lmao
HOW DOES SOMEBODY DROWN WHILE SURROUNDED BY BALLOONS??????
ELECTIC ZOO ikr
ELECTIC ZOO They would have been deflated and thus made the water too much of a mess to swim in
I live near Cleveland by never really heard about that
1. They can't swim
2. Balloons couldn't support their weight
3. Same way you can drown by slipping out your floaty.
i know
always impressed with the quality of classic footage
Mannn the comments on this video are where it's at!! 🤣 Y'all have me cracking up lol
so they just watched him hanging for over an hour doing doing and just watching his motionless body till some Finally said I think he needs help
Mew two it's pretty messed up but for some reason I find it hilarious in a dark way
Mew two Indians.
Mew two no, it was an hour before someone arrived that could help him
Mew two
Check out "Man Catches Tree."
"Charlie ChapMAN" lmaooo
I held the record of *PLAYING ON THE XBOX THE MOST*
Edit: I went to the toilet after 3 hours of playing
I HOLD THE WORLD RECORD FOR THE FASTEST TIME TAKEN TO COMPLETE MARIO 3D WORLD
Though seriously, I completed it in 3 months with all the stars amd stamps
I play on my PS4 for 12 hours
SazzyFN then you probably need to get some natural daylight
The baloons were filled with helium, not hot air!
Balloon*
Or were they ;}
Yep and let's just litter the ocean with rubber for no reason.
@@GK-qc5ry The ocean shore of Cleveland, OH?
+Dead Fish in Dirt you are right...
Number 9 was traveling 133 km/hr not mph. 133km/hr is about 82mph. He should have gone 83!
That’sthats 133.576 km/hr
I have the record of sitting in one place for 24 hours in...
Front of my computer😂😂
👏👏👏😂😀🤗
1:00: What did the balloons have to do with two people drowning if anything it would have helped them
The diver in the end probably found another world down under the ocean.