Cinematic Excrement: Episode 77 - Sharknado 3
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 8 ก.ย. 2024
- At least it's not in 3D.
Sorry this took so long to finish. February was not a good month for my health, and various illnesses kept forcing me to delay recording. The sad thing is it's one of the shortest episodes I've ever done, yet it took the longest to finish. Go figure.
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Please do the final three installments!
“Sharknado: The 4th Awakens”
“Sharknado 5: Global Swarming”
“The Last Sharknado: It’s About Time”
It is the year 2024, I am over 25 and grew up with Syfy. I still can't believe Sharknado lasted that long!
Darn it, Derek Savage! I really wanted Sean to make a review video of Cool Cat Saves the Kids! It's not our fault you can't handle bad criticism!
Note: I am watching this five days after the 2016 election. Sharknados couldn't make it any worse.
If you want a golden chainsaw, talk to James A Janisse
Oh, poor poor Frankie Muniz ... Bryan Cranston really was the only one who came out of Malcolm in the Middle with a career, wasn't he? Also ... Batman and Robin?
Frankie deserves better
Frankie Muniz deserves "Total Recall" better :)
Yes.
"Vice President Ann Coulter"
My sphincter just snapped shut so fast you could use it as a cigar cutter
She got my vote
I love how this entire franchise is like tornado hunters meets shark week with lots of famous people videobombing the footage.
Next review is Fant4stic. There's no question or doubt about it.
+☆KindredSpirit☆ I see what you did there.
+☆KindredSpirit☆ darn it Chris Stuckmann. I can't hear that movie as anything other than Fant four stick now...
Sharknado 4: The revenge, it will have a roaring tornado AND a roaring shark.
I'm always excited to see a new episode on my subscription feed. Keep up the good work Sean.
Hehehe that opening was bloody brilliant, Sean.
I genuinely like the first one. It rides on it's silly premise, and it's fun. But I gave up on them after the second one because once the premise has been done we are more and more dependent on it's "star". And dear God, Ian Ziering can NOT carry a film! He has the charisma of a dishrag.
I liked the cameos of Oliver Kalkofe and Peter Rütten very much. They also actually hosted the German television premiere of Sharknado 3 in their ongoing series 'Schlefaz' which is German short for 'the worst films of all times' and in the their rollercoaster scene Oliver Kalkofe is wearing a shirt saying 'Does anyone recognize this shark?' So amazingly pointless it is almost art.
9:15 Now he's got a really cute nickname, TORSO BOY, so what's he complaining about?
"Where can they possibly go?"
Time. Travel.
Hey Smeghead, here are some really interesting movie ideas to review!-The Island-Pearl Harbor-God's Not Dead-Do You Believe?-Woodlawn-Fireproof-War Room-Beyond The Mask (Christian-based Assassin's Creed ripoff)-Foodfight-Platinum Dunes' horror remake library-Texas Chainsaw 3D-A Good Day To Die Hard-Termintor Genisys-Alien 3/Alien ResurrectionP.S. RIP, Twister...Ride It Out! You were my favorite attraction at Universal Studios Florida. We'll remember you.
Anyone else want to see this guy review Cool Cat Saves the Kids for real?
I hope you cover the other Sharknado movies!
Will we ever see a Cool Cat review at all? That shit would be AMAZING! XD
And yeah it kinda reminds me of your now gone Eragon review. I miss that one....
Wait, did you really wanted to make a Cool Cat review?
or it's Photoshop?
+César Marines I think it's a very well done take that to Savage and #WTFU plug.
besides, the claimant is named "Hugh Jass"...i'll give you a second to figure out the joke.
@@ASLB247 Ah, Hugh Jass - the cousin of Mike Huntitches....
Richard Watt I thought he was a relative to Mike Hawksmall.
@@ASLB247 No, come on. He’s clearly the brother of Hugh J. Rection.
That's some serious plot armour :P
Is Cinematic Excrement going to review Sharknado 4: The 4th Awakens? I have been wanting to see that. Plus we only has 2 months until Sharknado 5 comes out.... and yes, there really is going to be a 5th one
And a sixth.
Oh, please let the next review be Superman Returns!
I don't think that quite deserves an episode. It wasn't great, but the acting was pretty solid (Kevin Spacey was fantastic), effects were good, and the story at least kind of made sense.
Definitely not good, yeah, but I wouldn't say it's Cinematic Excrement bad, either.
Superman IV: The Quest For Peace, on the other hand...(I know it got an episode, I'm just not sure if it came before or after this one).
Mark McGrath is such a "discount" Ethan Hawke.
Or Vanilla Ice.
Zombie Cyborg? Wasn't that Jason X?
Got my Citrio browser up, and am downloading this video now! NOBODY WILL BE ABLE TO TRULY SILENCE YOU, SMEG HEAD! NOOOOOOBODY!!!!
If you want a golden chainsaw, you'll have to ask James A. Janesse.
"Unhinged" Humberto!
Corey Feldman is also in this movie as well I believe. I didn't see his name listed on the movie's wikipedia page but it's mentioned on his wiki page.
11:32 SHARKS WITH FREAKING LASER BEAMS!!! Also, is it Daredevil in time for the what-will-be-terrible Batman vs. Superman?
finally! I was hoping so hard you'd do this since it came out on Netflix
3:01-3:08 At least it’s living up to it’s name again.
Sharknado 4: Electric Sharkaloo
A Post-It Note could sense danger better than this guy.
I want a movie tie in game for this. Just make it duck hunt with sharks. Whenever the dog popups up to laugh a sharknado blows by and eats him.
Hell with THAT (though it'd be awesome), I want the ability to *shoot the dog*.
Sharknado 3: Sharky McSharkface.
Wait, the Cool Cat thing is real??
I always thought it was a random ass youtube video someone made for shits and giggles......! What a time to be alive...
I am WAY to logical-minded to enjoy these movies, but tearing them apart is fun. For example, how did the sharks manage to reach escape velocity (25,000mph) on their own? And for that matter, how did David Hasselhoff achieve the same thing, and somehow land exactly on the moon, which is apparently in the exact correct position around Earth, right next to an Apollo landing sight? Hitting things in space is very hard, a lot harder than most people think. And the shark they rode in back to Earth would be completely incinerated, along with its occupants, instead of just charred. I mean, think, meteors of the same size, which are a ton more durable and dense than a shark, rarely make it back down to Earth. Like you said, trying to make sense of this really hurts.
Some names I think would come up for an Asylum mockbuster of Mad Max could be Sadistic Sal, Ravenous Roy, Angry Arthur, Hateful Henry, Ludicrous Larry, or Woeful Will.
One cameo he left out: Bill Engvall as the White House Chief of Staff-- and yes, he also gets eaten by a shark. I would NOT be surprised if half of the celeb cameos in this film series *ONLY* sign up for them if their character gets eaten by a shark.
Sean: awww I want a golden chainsaw
everyone who watches Dead Meat:...uhhhhhh you sure about that?
Forgot about the Penn & Teller cameo!
Ian Zeiring was the voice of Wildwing in the Mighty Ducks animated series.
He's an obscure pick for you to tackle. It's called "In Search of the Wow Wow Wibble Woggle Wazzie Woodle Woo". Yeah, it's real.
Can't wait for Unhinged Umberto : Angry Highway
On of the Sharknado films should open up a time portal to the Mesozoic Era and the title should be Sharknado 7: Jurassic Shark
Unfortunately, Jurassic Shark is the title of an unrelated movie. There's a shark movie for just about everything at this point.
I refuse to watch unless Mike, Kevin and Bill suffers for us on the 3rd one. Or they can hand it to Bridget and Mary.
Nova's scratch is like Prince John's mole in Robin Hood: Men in Tights.
Do Jem and the Holograms!
This movie loves wasting its cameos. I mean the 2nd one had Kurt Angle NOT angle-slamming a shark and this movie has Chris Jericho NOT hitting a Codebreaker on a shark.
Another superhero movie...Blade Trinity?
+Bsword640 Or worse, Superhero Movie.
+max larsen Superhero Movie's not great, but it has its moments tbh
I get that it's deliberately a b-movie, but to paraphrase The Simpsons: " You have a tornado? Entirely localised within the White House? Which contains Sharks? In Washington D.C, that's not even close to the sea? At this time of year? Despite the doors being closed and guarded by armed secret service operatives?...well, that does sound like absolute bollocks but I did just see it with my own eyes, so ok. And also, I'll give it to you, you are a strange film but you do a great steamed ham"
Asylum's first animated movie coming this year to ride on the coattails of Finding Dory.
Color me interested.
+AmishParadise27 (AKA: Tyler)
I thought that was Video Brinquido, Spark Plug Entertainment, and Dingo Pictures job a making awful, shameless, poorly animated, poorly acted, low-budget knock-offs of classic animated movies, not Asylum.
Victor Hernandez I guess Asylum decided to do it as well.
Laughing out loud! Well done sir!
Where's the fair use?
"Tara Reid's acting...is still not great".
She KNOWS that.
Even Tara Reid knows that Tara Reid is a 'Tara Reid bad actress HOF 1st Inductee'
That is cool.
Roll w it.
When a bad actor or actress simply "rolls with it"? Gotta give em props.
So... George R. R. Martin have time for a cameo in Sharknado, but don't have it for the Winds of the Winter.
I'm starting to hate that guy.
Fant4stic?
Ok I enjoy the first Sharknado for the sheer stupidity, but do we really need 3 Sharknado movie's (with a 4th on up coming)?
+KidSnivy69
A 4th one?! NO! That's not true! THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!!!!
+DiceFTW273 Search your feelings. You know it to be true!
+DiceFTW273 and that's the tag line
Were you really planning on reviewing Cool Cats Saves the Kids?
Maniacal Michael
Ahahahahaha, Gold Chainsaw! Like Deadmeat channel Gold Chainsaw?
And then the sharknado went to SPAAAAACE!🤣
2:41 - That guy is like: "I'll blast you with my superpowers!"
The Mothership of Excements goes in a new round..
Well, darn. April didn't get a C-section via shark. Come on!
Nice review as always! I hope the next review is Fant4stic ^_^
Up to Sharknado 6, so they didn't learn a goddamn thing.
WAIT A SECOND. George R.R. Martin? As in "author of A Song of Ice and Fire, one of the best fantasy series ever written" George R.R. Martin?! I must have misheard you, there's no way...
*looks it up*
I... I have to go lie down for a while...
Don't say "best fantasy series ever written" if he hasn't even finished it yet 😂
My guess is the next Cinematic Excrement will be Fant4stic.
That Cool Cat parti 😂😂😂😂😂
oh no... they pulled Tuvok into this?
A new challenger approaches!
"The Amazing Bulk"! (Not produced by Asylum, strangely enough.)
>Ann Coulter
WHY
THERE IS MORE COMING.
THERE ARE MORE SHARKNADOES COMING.
And you were right about one important point but I'll leave readers who've already seen the 4th movie to guess which one it was.
"Sharknado 4 - Oh Hell Yes!" ... Can it actually get any worse?
Since Batman vs Superman is coming, I am guessing a Batman and Robin review, since Superman has already been covered.
Next is Fant4stic, then Superman Returns.
Let's see, superhero movies: Superman III, Fant4stic, Daredevil, Punisher: Warzone, Ghostrider 1 & 2, Spawn, Supergirl, Superman Returns, Steel, X-Men: The Last Stand. The list is endless.
He was right about April being a cyborg in the next film
2:18-2:24 Well, I hear a channel called Dead Meat gives them out all the time on the Kill Count.
Maybe Finn's family weren't fans of President Cuban's policies.
Seriously up yours derick savage
4:07 cant say ive seen too many people shoot their shotgun with their middle finger...
The Sharkening!
You know, out of all these years of doing these videos, you haven't found ONE reason to incorporate an MST3K "How fortunate! Dis will simplify every'ting!"?
Surprising this movie came out so "good" I use that loosely. I knew people who worked as crew on that movie and there was the strike and all the problems. Of course...that could've been the strikers making it seem worse than it was. Hard to say. And light saber chainsaw. Stupid? Yes. Insane? Yes. Fantastic! :)
I'm guessing his Sharonado reviews are going to be an annual thing.
I tried to watch Sharknado 3 at my Nana's place but even I couldn't get through it. The whole space stuff was simply too much, even for Sharknado standards. Plus my sister and baby niece had stopped by at that same time and I wanted to spend time with them.
You known something funny? That half of the internet confuse George Martin the producer of the Beatles, with George RR Martin, I wonder what the poor guy must be feel when he received phone calls and emails saying that he was dead, when he wasnt.
If you have to go into space to stop the sharknados, why aren't they taking off and nuking them from orbit?
It's the only way to be sure.
I think I'd most like to see Batman & Robin done because I'd just look forward to a take on it. Daredevil might be fairly appropriate (the whole Ben Affleck superhero thing), and you could do Wild World of Batwoman if you want something different but, uh, be warned. It's REALLY bad. I haven't seen Batman & Robin but I'm willing to bet that looks like Pulp Fiction next to Wild World of Batwoman.I'm obligated to make two more guesses, so...Puma Man (another one that may not have been done to death, although the MST3K treatment is quite well-known - then again didn't stop Manos from being featured!) or something Robocop.
Crap, I forgot about this dumpster fire.
I wouldn't get to comfortable, The Asylum has been known for doing youtube review takedowns recently as well as Derek Savage, so expect this video to be hit with a copyright claim on monitization 'theft' as I call it.
I hope one day you do a review on Cool Cat Saves the Kids. God knows that thing is all shades of aweful.
And at this point, I'll believe whatever anyone says about the Sharknado franchise. You wanna tell me one transforms into Sky-Byte and steps on Micheal Bay, my only question will be can I see that.
Please do the rest of the franchise!
Still waiting for the fourth one Smeghead
But please though Sean, I'd LOVE to see you tear into Cool Cat.
Sharknado 4 review??? Where is it???
Still waiting for "Piranha tsunami" to be made.
Fant4stic most likely. Though with the release of Batman v Superman it could also either be Batman Forever, Batman and Robin, Superman Returns, the Dark Knight Rises or Man of Steel (Although I loved that last one, I know good ole Smeggy didn't share my sentiments).
I've made a similar comment on one of your videos before (your battlefield earth one to be precise) but again that jet they are using at the air force base is an F4 Phantom jet which was technically still in service with USAF but only as a target drone. and even then he could give that thing to civilians considering it didn't have oxygen masks or seats fitted. they seriously couldn't get a cg F15E?