Cause I guess they decided that they've had it good for too long, and I guess they said "I wanna put my nuts in a blender while banging my head against the wall". I guess
Matt: So now we see a young Darlington. Woolie: that's a white guy, but ok. I wonder how long Woolie can Deny it until we move on to Anger? Not long I hope I can't wait to see Bargaining!
Matt: "So here we have a young Darlington." Woolie (Darlington): "That's a white guy but okay." Me: "To be fair Woolie, you are the whitest black guy ever."
Great perfect game design. This is clearly the best implementation of co op yet. Do you tether the players a certain distance or perhaps gate them off to mask parts of the world unloading? Nay I say. Let them wander to their hearts content. The world evaporating before their eyes just shows how bleak their outlook on life becomes when they don't have their partner to depend on. The framerate drops when they are near represent the wish fulfillment aspect of a relationship where they want that moment to go on as long as possible. It all makes sense. This is a game about little Spence and Woolie's night of love and their race to elope before society and nature itself can stop them
"You have a barrel full of games. You already played every good game on the barrel. MvCI stands on your way." >Bury barrel "You attempt to get rid of the current barrel. While digging, you find something burried beneath the junkyard. A bloody barrel slightly damaged, as if someone left it there in a hurry." >Inspect bloody barrel "Closer inspection reveals that this is the barrel Woolie used to hide that body. Some body parts and bits of meat are still visible. You open the barrel only to find more bad video games." *You acquired 50 new video games to LP!*
Troll Hunter is a damn good movie btw, strongly recommend it to anyone who likes the Idea of trolls as scary dumb predators lurking in the woods at night.
This game reeks of original xbox graphics, and i mean literal original xbox assets and textures like the game was on a dev kit forgotten about for 15 years then ported. I can't believe this is on the Xbox One.
This is like last guardian, but if no one really knew what they were doing with Trico's design, he didn't have a personality, or character development, and no one cared if he died.
Dismounting while the spear targeting probably broke the camera... and that troll is probably the boy's dad which is why it has dreads. Good game 10/10
Charlotte Grant Three million quid is a ludicrous amount of money no matter the era. Unless they have children, any person could live their entire lives on just that. ~ TDG
31:50 you can see matts troll ass in the draw distance fog Phenomenal This game in motion is like a glorius trainwreck that hits all the appropriate destruction beats to make it fun
EARLY SQUAD WHERE YOU A- what? What do you mean the jokes already dead? Huh? What?! Woolie ISN'T an Ent? Well yes, of course he's a troll. WAIT, WHAT?!
The fucking trees he slid over and under as he was going around the area to get to his moms were MORE DANGEROUS than the one that was actually blocking his path in the first place.
I love when developers make Scandinavian characters, I bet they all go like "Hmm, Scandinavia, that's where the vikings came from, let's make them forest dwelling hunters and gatherers with primitive technologies even though we're in the middle of the 20th century"
Ah, yes. Us Scandinavians always send our young out to hunt for food using nothing but a sharpened stick and fingerless gloves. Oh, and trolls are real, I guess.
I think it's safe to assume they're playing on the patched version, which does not have all the incredible save-breaking bugs.If any of you wanna see that shit, go watch Liam's stream of it. He really gives it the good-ole QA treatment.
A divine servant, and the guardian of a sacred doorway at which he has stood, unflinchingly, for countless millennia. The guardian of the sacred doorway continues to stand in unflinching silence, stirring only to swat away an occasional impostor.
Woolie: I am 100% sure the movie creature you're thinking of and couldn't name is Gollum, because I sure as hell thought Gollum had been photoshopped as the troll's face at first glance for the video thumbnail
*[Liam's loud audible "W H Y ? !" somewhere in the distance]*
Rohan Kishibe and 『Heaven's Door』 On Mario Odessey's realese date a popup comes up with Matt and Woolie playing Troll and I.
It actually did happen during his fire emblem stream really early on, it was great.
Not quite arcana heart. But close enough
clips.twitch.tv/InnocentSuccessfulTermitePlanking
Cause I guess they decided that they've had it good for too long, and I guess they said "I wanna put my nuts in a blender while banging my head against the wall". I guess
Man, Woolie has really let himself go.
Looks like improvements to me!
@Vexxo
I don't know, this is starting to get a bit too close to Vanilla Ice with dread territory.
Which one?
I know, he's white now.
Yeah he’s like Benjamin Button, getting younger and whiter by the year.
>Jospeh Stalin's death is the the paper
Game takes place 5 years later
>"It could be in 1994"
Jesus Christ Woolie
Spicy Salmon in all fairness I couldn't tell you when Stalin died without looking it up, but it sure as hell wasn't in the 90s.
The beginning of the game said 1953..........
"No, Joseph Stalin killed himself in 1989 with the musket he used in WWI." -Woolie, probably
yeah i cant believe woolie isnt paying attention to a game as good as this
He stated he wasn't paying attention to any dates. Is this really worth complaining about
24:35 "DID I JUST F*** THIS THING?!"
Matt's life in a nutshell.
Oof
Ejaculate ALL OVER ITO!?
Matt’s Vows.
Oh shit pray that Matt doesn't read this and take it the wrong way lol
Why did you censor "fuck"?
1953
5 years later
"this could easily take place in 1994"
ahhh, that's the stuff. good job listening as always woolie
JOSEPH STALIN DIES
"When does this game take place?"
They're eating him... And then they're going to eat me
*OH MY GOOODDDDDDDDD*
The fly on that dude's face was the best actor in that movie
You stuffed your face!
That other guy chugging down milk while dehydrated is something to see as well.
The Pickles I need to tighten my belt, got hunger pains
I think the "JOSEPH STALIN DIES" was a hint that this doesn't take place in 1994.
Nah, he was killed in 94 with a musket, in Vietnam.
Troll and I
"JOSEPH STALIN DIES"
Oh boy where is this game going to go.
I want the troll to be the time-traveling reincarnation of Stalin.
Whatever happened to the whole “riddles under a bridge” aspect of troll lore? Nobody uses that shit anymore
Is right there,with the elves with the hole in their backs.
if it wasnt in trollhunter its obviously not real :P
Vexxo I beg your pardon?
Vexxo I'm sorry. What do you mean elves with holes in their back?
People got dumber, Figuring out a cool riddle? Ain't nobody got time fo' dat
It's like The Iron Giant but if you replaced the characters with Woolie and Oozaru Woolie.
Suuuupermaaaan!
"it made it to a shelf as a physical copy so it cant be that bad" BIG RIGS WAS ON SHELVES, WOOLIE
Matt: So now we see a young Darlington.
Woolie: that's a white guy, but ok.
I wonder how long Woolie can Deny it until we move on to Anger? Not long I hope I can't wait to see Bargaining!
Oh man I bet Woolie would find this so humorous! LOL!!!!!
Bargaining for the Woolie Hole to make it seem like he’s black in its darkness.
He got the voice down
"This spear is my wife"
Game: Literally says 1953 then 5 years later.
Woolie: I cant tell what time this takes place.
Game of the generation
Richter The D Is it better than Dog Child?
Game of degeneration
Game Of Degeneration
I think you mean century actually
Matt: "So here we have a young Darlington."
Woolie (Darlington): "That's a white guy but okay."
Me: "To be fair Woolie, you are the whitest black guy ever."
Ugh.
To be fair His name is fucking Darlington!
Chaotic Heretic Woolie looks like he's never said the N-word in his life, and if he did, he'd say it with a hard R.
My friend says that to me all the time.
Did you forget Woolie is just really dirty?
I feel like this game HAD to be played with Woolie or the entire episode would just be woolie jokes
*Insert joke about the Troll looking like Woolie, which I'm sure EVERYONE is already doing*
Update: Less than I thought, but they're still there.
The true lore is that the other little monsters look just like Pat.
1:29 London 1953
4:12 Scandinavia 5 Years Later
7:04 Woolie...
They´re glitching him! And then, they are going to glitch me! Oh my gaaaaaawd!
Woolie and Woolie
Wool, Woolz & Woolie...... only on Cartoon Network
WooliexWoolie
Woolies in Woolie's Woolie Woorld.
The Woolie hole only on Adult Swim!
.....And Knuckles
Great perfect game design. This is clearly the best implementation of co op yet. Do you tether the players a certain distance or perhaps gate them off to mask parts of the world unloading? Nay I say. Let them wander to their hearts content. The world evaporating before their eyes just shows how bleak their outlook on life becomes when they don't have their partner to depend on. The framerate drops when they are near represent the wish fulfillment aspect of a relationship where they want that moment to go on as long as possible.
It all makes sense. This is a game about little Spence and Woolie's night of love and their race to elope before society and nature itself can stop them
*before society and nature can load in.
Finally, the Shitstorm content we've all been asking for.
shanty Emphasis on the Shit.
This isn't even bottom of the barrel, this is buried twelve feet under the barrel.
Jim Bob This is the bottom of the barrel at the bottom of the ocean at the very deepest bottom of Earth's core...
Hitherto90 And thus the top layer of the Woolie Hole.
2009Bandman Nailed it.
"You have a barrel full of games. You already played every good game on the barrel. MvCI stands on your way."
>Bury barrel
"You attempt to get rid of the current barrel. While digging, you find something burried beneath the junkyard. A bloody barrel slightly damaged, as if someone left it there in a hurry."
>Inspect bloody barrel
"Closer inspection reveals that this is the barrel Woolie used to hide that body. Some body parts and bits of meat are still visible. You open the barrel only to find more bad video games."
*You acquired 50 new video games to LP!*
You think that this is anywhere near the bottom of the barrel?
No. All this time they've just been skimming the top of it.
Lmao i saw the thumbnail and my soul just knew woolie would be a part of this video
Woolie, stop playing. Everyone knows you're white, Matt's black, & Pat's a leprechaun.
Wait, Rikku!? I bet that troll is really just one of those filthy Al-Bhed, eh bruddah?
DiscordOfDave I don't know about dis troll game, brudda.
Better off dead than Al-Bhed eh?
elvampe13 We need to find some sort of final solution to this Al-Bhed problem, ya know what I mean, bruddah?
Al-Bhed and I
Spoiler alert: The game is kinda short.
Al-Bhed and I*
Another spoiler: It's just "I" by the end.
*Starring Wakka Bleetzboll as the titular "I"
The troll looks like the ancient dwarf thing from the power ranger turbo movie
Yes, thank you! I knew it reminded me of something!
Oh boy it does. With dreads.
the troll is his bionic arm wife
Game: London 1953...........Scandinavia 5 years later.
Woolie: This could easily be like in 1994.
These guys really know how to dodge MVCI.
Anything to avoid Mahvel
Missed me with that rushed game
"When's Mahvel?" "Please no"
MVC and I
Yeah that *plain wooden stick* will be a better weapon than that knife you just used to kill the troll with that stick.
deadpope66 But it isn't, he turned it into a club. Better range and more likely to incapacitate.
this game looks a LOT like ride to hell
minus the awkward, clothed mannequin sex.
I hope.
"I dont know what time this takes place in"
4 minutes earlier
"London 1953"
„Here we see a young Darlington...”
„That guy’s white”
...yes, and?
Exactly how I felt when he said that lol
Trophy Earned: SO WHITE!
Finally, a game adaptation of Troll 2! Nilbog awaits!
"We need more time for something to happen". - actual quote from the movie
The Pickles “YOU CAN’T PISS ON HOSPITALITY, I WON’T ALLOW IT!”
oh no! hes referencing it! then hes going to reference me! oh my gooooooooooooooooooood!
'I know what I know boy...but I'm not telling it.'
WE WERE GIVING HIM ICE CREAM!!
Woolie and I
Troll Hunter is a damn good movie btw, strongly recommend it to anyone who likes the Idea of trolls as scary dumb predators lurking in the woods at night.
Its pretty great. Matts "meh" is ridiculous.
Liam's still watching over us from the sky.
Is this the video game adaptation of Mac and Me?
Wheelchair Cliff Simulator 2017
I've seen Man and Me. It's fucking terrible. I was a little kid when I saw it too. It's basically 90s ET but with less budget and no Spielberg.
That or Totoro.
...The Troll is his dad bet.
Edit: They just have dreads for no reasons
"Gator is like fishy chicken"
Bless you Matt, this is *exactly* how I've been describing the taste for years
You got to pay the troll toll, to get into the woolie hole.
The troll looks like E.T., Yoda, Smeagol, and bigfoot all bumped uglies in an unfortunate love quartet.
I like that Spencer is like "fair enough, my turn to get Hunting & Killinged".
"It got a box release so it can't be too bad," said Wooly, forgetting Ride to Hell happened.
Speaking of Trolls...
AfroMetalMizu This is actually Troll 3.
Fuck you!
considering that usually boar hunting is done with rifles that range from bear to elephant calibers, using a spear seems like a really bad idea.
there are people that hunt elephants with spear you know... also, boar was eaten before modern ballistics
lusteraliaszero people also drove caes before seatbelts were around, doesn't make it a good idea.
Woolie and I would be a more accurate title
Oh...oh no....
That title card of "Troll and I" is way better than it should be
"Millions for a reward and all expenses covered"
That's some Woolie business practice
The truest sign that this is a low budget indie game:
It has a crafting system and NO microtransactions or loot boxes! What fucking putzes.
A bunch of english game devs trying to make a game set in the specific country of, uhh, "Scandinavia"? This won't be culturally misrepresented at all!
The thumbnail made me think this was a videogame adaptation of Mac and Me.
We’re looking at Woolie once he starts playing Detroit with Matt and Pat.
This thumbnail is the reason for a tear of joy.
Awesome! A quick look video of *Pat and I.*
why does gollum have dreadlocks...
This game reeks of original xbox graphics, and i mean literal original xbox assets and textures like the game was on a dev kit forgotten about for 15 years then ported. I can't believe this is on the Xbox One.
Why does the thumbnail give me a strong vibe that that "Mac and Me" clip will show up subliminally somewhere in the video?
My name is Otto! Fucking trolls is my motto!
you know Troll Hunter was a comedy, right?
what
I think a lot of the jokes go over your head if you're not Norwegian. Also I'd say it's more of a satire
+TheGiddyReaper You're more correct in that it is a satire.
This is like last guardian, but if no one really knew what they were doing with Trico's design, he didn't have a personality, or character development, and no one cared if he died.
Boar: "I saw the spear sticking out of my meat and thought, 'I don't want that in there.'"
Woolie not paying attention to the Troll and I lore, it clearly said the game was set in the 1950s
Dismounting while the spear targeting probably broke the camera... and that troll is probably the boy's dad which is why it has dreads. Good game 10/10
It is important to my soul that you play this whole game and let us witness every death animation.
The movie that Woolie was trying to remember is Power Rangers Turbo. The troll looks just like the midget alien from that movie.
I was thinking of ET for some reason.
Back in the 50's, £3,000,000 was equivalent to $36,000,000 now. That is a ludicrous amount of money.
Charlotte Grant Three million quid is a ludicrous amount of money no matter the era. Unless they have children, any person could live their entire lives on just that.
~ TDG
Good to see Pat's Mom is entering the world of video games.
This episode suddenly turned into a bug report. Love it.
That was the most "No, why is this happening?!" I've ever heard.
Finally, the game Joe Rogan has been craving all these years.
31:50 you can see matts troll ass in the draw distance fog
Phenomenal
This game in motion is like a glorius trainwreck that hits all the appropriate destruction beats to make it fun
What the fuck is this video I've never seen being recommended to me 2 years after SBFP ended? It feels so surreal. I shall cherish this.
EARLY SQUAD WHERE YOU A-
what? What do you mean the jokes already dead? Huh? What?! Woolie ISN'T an Ent? Well yes, of course he's a troll. WAIT, WHAT?!
Fancy .Fancington
The developers should know that woolie is a little more tanned than the usual white person
This game should have been called EyePet: All Grown Up.
Has a knife, picks up stick. "This'll make a good weapon."
It was really nice of Woolies mom to send his baby picture for the thumbnail
The fucking trees he slid over and under as he was going around the area to get to his moms were MORE DANGEROUS than the one that was actually blocking his path in the first place.
I love when developers make Scandinavian characters, I bet they all go like "Hmm, Scandinavia, that's where the vikings came from, let's make them forest dwelling hunters and gatherers with primitive technologies even though we're in the middle of the 20th century"
With the big eyes, it just looks like they are taking care of a very big, hairy, Jamaican Sméagol.
This animation reminds me of Xavier: Renegade Angels
Ah, yes. Us Scandinavians always send our young out to hunt for food using nothing but a sharpened stick and fingerless gloves.
Oh, and trolls are real, I guess.
Newspaper: "Joseph Stalin dies."
Woolie: "This could easily be like 1994."
Ah yes, scandinavia, where we live in the woods with dreads and hunt with makeshift wooden spears. That's the culture I grew up in
*picks up stick*
"Looks like this will make a good weapon."
Kid, that's a stick. And you have a knife! AND YOU MAKE SPEARS!
Omg Woolie did the Kung Pow quote, I can finally respect him again.
"White Dreads Appalachia is kind of dark" - Matt "I have two whole black friends" McMuscles
Important story beat, he isnt even a mile from home, but he acts like that slide slope took him across the country.
Liam prepared me for this...
I never thought I would see the love child of Woolie and Liam.
I think it's safe to assume they're playing on the patched version, which does not have all the incredible save-breaking bugs.If any of you wanna see that shit, go watch Liam's stream of it. He really gives it the good-ole QA treatment.
A divine servant, and the guardian of a sacred doorway at which he has stood, unflinchingly, for countless millennia.
The guardian of the sacred doorway continues to stand in unflinching silence, stirring only to swat away an occasional impostor.
This is the quality we deserve. Mac from Mac & Me finally got his big break.
Woolie: I am 100% sure the movie creature you're thinking of and couldn't name is Gollum, because I sure as hell thought Gollum had been photoshopped as the troll's face at first glance for the video thumbnail
Those dreads automatically makes him worse than Trane. Sung knew.
You know foreigners are about when you hear talk of "Scandinavia"
kricku Ja!