Comedian ROASTS blind cop and gets standing ovation | Chris Turner

Why would he sit in the front row?? Comedian chooses the wrong audience member to pick on, but wins the crowd back with an unbelievable freestlye rap!
Chris Turner is an award-winning comedian, and freestyle rapper known for his viral 'White Boy Drops Unbelievable Freestyle Rap' video. Based in the USA, he wrote for the latest season of Epic Rap Battles of History and is a regular closing act at the world-famous Comedy Cellar in New York, and the Comedy and Magic Club in Los Angeles.
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🔥 MANAGER WILLIAM 🔥
🔥 MEXICAN GEOGRAPHY LESSON 🔥
🔥 JUAN IN FINANCE 🔥
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[@paulwhetstone0473]

Chris is pure theater; Shakespeare would be very proud of him.

[@TheWalleteater]

its like you have a multi-thread processor as a brain. you manage the crowd while developing a narrative, while spinning live segues, while reading pointed tones, and managing perceived sensitivity levels, and are still managing to write clever jokes in your head that are on a competitive level. Mind blown.

[@BR702702]

Where have i been. Why have i only discovered this lot? i LOVE the unconventionality, the individualism, the unapologetic talent. They desparately need to be the headline on the pyramid stage. This song was absolutely made for live performances. Love. It.

[@andershall6774]

You have ALOT of binge-watching ahead of you....

[@martinstuvland8620]

Man. I don't care much about famous people. But you're one of the few I'd be happy to get an autograph from!

[@dimitardobrev3296]

Man you always put such a big smile on my face. Thank you

[@kylestockton1827]

I have to see this man live. I don’t like entertainers but this guy is worth every penny

[@DrDeepstack]

2 by 4 😂, this guy is so well rounded!

[@kalvaxus]

10/10 crowdwork!

[@magic_hotel]

No less amazing every time.

[@indianastones6032]

My boy is dope!!

[@AlaskaBoyAlex]

Not felipe trying to get in on the rap, oh my lord some people have zero shame 🤦‍♀

[@outseeker]

whoever he is, he has zero timing lol

[@christopheryeagley2467]

That American accent was pretty good

[@TheDarkbluerock]

Chris handled that "battle rap challenge" guy pretty well, like "thanks for the enthusiasm, but I got a thing here."
He should've asked about it, not just fall in, but then again mabe the question "am I really at his level?" should come first.

[@sassy6756]

That was hard bruv 😤😤😤
Funny set and good rhynes, love it

[@Mr83an]

Awesome

[@MarianneHMiettinen]

great stuff!

[@dnoodspodu1159]

Kudos

[@briondalion3696]

"No crime's bad"
Hmm. Um...did he mean to say that? Because if so, that officer has a bit more than a normal cheerful disposition about crime, lol

[@becominghero9754]

This is why commas matter. He said "No, crime's bad." He didn't want to say any crimes, so he said taking people to the hospital is part of his job = P

[@briondalion3696]

@@becominghero9754 I didn't have subtitles on, so I found it kind of funny.
But copy that, thanks for the correction

[@peterduane1114]

U guys are funny,,im also from Park slope,,i grew up on 6 st between 4th and 5th,,,i know it immaterial but i just threw it in there,,your a funny fu🤬🤬er😂😂😂😂😂

[@ivanleon6164]

dope

[@marshalltille7770]

Oh, you in the middle, you wear contacts? Let me try them on too. Missed opportunity Chris. Joking and keep us all smiling.

[@maxsamwis2002]

He didn't see the vision

[@josephsalmonte4995]

Yeah. Tell the comedian how to be funny with your lame af ideas 😂

[@unbearabull]

I would have missed it too....
Whats the joke?
Not actually just "let me try them on too"?
Surely not.

[@excellentu.a.student1617]

Did he mention "phenology" according to the cranial circumference? My English is poor, but I'd like to know since I'm just curious.

[@stevekime3262]

Phrenology was the study of how the shape of your skull was (supposedly) related to your intelligence and personality. I don’t know about in other countries but in the US it was popular in the mid-1800’s.

[@lazydictionary]

He did mention phrenology. It was based almost entirely on racism, which was part of the joke

[@matthewallen9776]

The shaky crowd cam giving me motion sickness 😬

[@squirrelgray945]

The Zenni rip... my last half a dozen pairs are from Zenni and I think they are great if you don't have insurance or all the monies.

[@buddycoalhoney]

😂😂

[@jonnynice8366]

Should have battled that Felipe dude.

[@johnhanselman6371]

How does Chris do that ? huh

[@nicolaspanella2450]

top

[@GunnarHrafnJonsson-jv5jd]

Love your stuff mate, but as a pedant I have to point out that Mexico is considered North America, hence NAFTA. Central America starts where Mexico ends to the south

[@Mr_Heller]

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[@amazigh34]

Mexico is in North America not Central haha

[@ErrrorWayz]

That's what I thought.

[@TheSaifear]

so many of your lines are working, its really a hit
compared to you I am mentally not fit
Im not even pretending to be that rapid.
because it took me 30 minutes to come up with this shit.

[@Laseroscar666]

Mexico is North America? Why are in nafta otherwise?

[@bmayaa]

First!

[@SpinradN]

such a shame , again no subs