A Freestyle Rap that I'm (almost) ASHAMED to Upload...
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 7 ก.พ. 2025
- I'm not used to being lost for words, but these suggestions really stumped me! After taking all this nonsense from the audience, I had to somehow work it into a freestyle rap - did I pull it off? See for yourself...
In this freestyle, Chris raps about the suggestions:
🔥 GUYS WITH BEARDS 🔥
🔥 THE DONNER PARTY 🔥
🔥 COMPETITION IN VOLLEYBALL 🔥
🔥 A GUY IN A DUMPSTER BEHIND THE VATICAN 🔥
🔥 TRANSFORMATIONAL JOURNEY INTO THE HYBRID CLOUD 🔥
Chris Turner is an award-winning comedian, and freestyle rapper with 11 years of sell-out shows at the Edinburgh Festival under his belt. Based in the USA, he wrote for the latest season of Epic Rap Battles of History and is a regular closing act at the world-famous Comedy Cellar in New York, and the Comedy and Magic Club in Los Angeles.
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Recorded at The Comedy and Magic Club, Hermosa Beach.
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It doesnt feel great when you think you’re quite good at freestyling and then watch all your vids...
again Chris, you keep amazing me.
The donner party is a great suggestion. Opened up a web of googling for me. Interesting stuff (I'm also a Brit but felt I should know about it anyways.)
Hope many people send videos in! I would, if I had any idea how to freestyle. Best of luck!
You are God damn insane when it comes to freestyling ! please please by the Lord's XD I hope some of the shotty-@ss rappers out there ,one of these days just challenges you and get verbally smashed soooooooooo hard!!!!
@Ralph 🤪 I'm sorry chum (and thanks)
Bro... How you entered “Transformational journey into the hybrid cloud” was yet another level of greatness. Unreal.
😊 thank you Paul - I liked that bit so much I made the lil subtitle all cool and moving
Chris Turner I noticed that too - a very nice touch 🤙🏽
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@@ChrisPJTurner do you surprise yourself sometimes when you listen back?
@@steelski01 I was thinking the same thing just now :-)
The transformational journey into the hybrid cloud was the smoothest transition god damn
I'm so proud I remembered it!
To be sure millions were spent in the marketing departments coining that phrase, I'm sure they thought about it for days.
The title lowered my expectations, and then you deliver that? Holy shit Chris...
Aw thanks! I promise I was loathe to upload this though. Seems I'm a bit out of touch with what is classed as good!
@@ChrisPJTurner I think that your spectacular!!!! Keep up the great work
The flow of this rap is insane
Thank you! 🌊
Woman: Donner Party!
Chris: As in donner meat?
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*well he's not wrong*
Omg this one was crazy
Thank you kindly!
Dude, you should be far from ashamed for this one 🔥
I'm glad you think so! I just cringe when I watch me flounder onstage not knowing what a suggestion is, especially when most other people in the room do!
@@ChrisPJTurner I get the feeling, but you pulled it with class, all good as usual!
Well, they purposefully suggested words / phrases they knew you couldn't know, cause you're not a volleyball player nor an expert on local American history .. so I think you did really well!
@@ChrisPJTurner Man, remember that at least half of the people watching any of your videos are lucky if only one of the suggestions makes them think "what the hell does that even mean?" No one is cringing at you not knowing one relatively random and obscure US history piece.
Considering how many of the suggestions you hadn’t heard of before, this was STRAIGHT FIRE 🔥. Those transitions 👌🏻
Thank you! I'm glad you like it! I remember coming offstage and my pal BT Kingsley asked how it went, and I said it sucked 🤪 I just got hung up on the fact i didn't know what half of the things were
Honestly, all of those suggestions were kinda lame
This is one of your best. The way you chucked the hybrid cloud bit into the flow was like three separate fire emojis next to one another. As good as, if not better than your classic "mitochondrial DNA" verse.
You channeled the rage of not knowing about the Doner party into some sick flow!!
I don't even like rap or hip hop, but I'm obsessed with your videos my dude. Started liking Chris Turner by his one line comedy bits, then I was blown away when I found out about the raps. Keep the videos coming man :D
Thanks man! Glad you like what I do
bro this freestyle is fucking insane. you didn't even have to hesitate to spit all of those fire bars... brilliant mate........ your level of confidence and energy in this entire show as well was top notch. easily one my favorite videos from you. genius all around
what?! no shame! this is amazing. you're phenomenal!!!
6:51 Damn love the flow of that line!
Mmmmm it is a nice one!
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listened to this part 10x now
This is I think by far one of the best. I know someone says that on every video but the flow and wordplay in this one were unreal.
Lyrical genius... It blows my mind how you bring this stuff together with relative ease Chris!
Man this one was really really good Chris!!! 👍
Probably the best one I've seen yet 😂
I keep replaying that transition into the hybrid cloud and it is SO FREAKING CLEAN. not only is it freestyle, but that is like the oddest phrase too. Man keep up your work, i live for your videos!
Duuuude. Can't stop watching your freestyles. Hilariously articulate. You've got a gift bro that some people can only dream about. Beast.
You're amazing, man. I stumbled across your videos a few months back. I'm honestly surprised you dont have more subs. You have a gift and you're using it in the best way! Keep up the great work. Come to Milwaukee!!
Wow Chris, you really killed it this time with the speed and flow. Absolutely amazing!
Thanks! I definitely had not realised how fast that beat was when I gave it to the sound booth.
I have been bingewatching your videos for days now. I'm so amazed of how talented you are. So original with every line and always coming up with new rhymes and references. Wicked talent and also so incredibly smart!
This was genuinely one of the best cleanest ones I’ve seen you do so far. Great job.👍
On a new higher level. Doesn’t know but figured it out quickly. Most the time your explaining to the audience the definition of the suggestion and then blow it up in the rap. The True Freestyle King
Cheers Dougie 😊
Hands down your awesome brother...watched all your content AMAZING man...just wish we could watch you bit & your rap👍
It's like renaissance poetry with a hip hop twist I LOVE it😲😃
Thanks Lynn, what a nice thing to say!
Holy shit! That was like a legit one, no slacking on that track. GEEZ!
Cheers 😊
Incredible! A fast, heavy beat and you still manage to kill it. What a great audience too.
Damn.. my first thoughts when i read : "..I'm almost ashamed..." was "ohoh, will he rap bad? Should i watch it? Should i ruin my love to Chris?"
But yeah it's such a great rap with an astonishing speed!
Haha I'm glad I didn't ruin the wonderful thing we have going :)
You are absolute quality mate...an applause at the end of ur show isn't enough...u need a standing fuckin ovation...everytime!!! Golden geezer!!!
I've been watching these videos for hours. Chris Turner is on another level.
This is the real 'impossible' freestyle rap..
it was a bloody hard one!
Chris Turner, you are straight up fire! when are you making a written albumn?
Thanks Vince! My 'current' (obv on hold for now) tour show has a bunch of written raps in, so once I'm done touring it - which could be 2022 at this rate - I'll put the tracks from it out.
@@ChrisPJTurner That's great! Looking forward to hearing your tracks!
What's the point of an album though? The amazing thing is that Chris just makes this stuff up on the spot. And that it's not as atrociously bad as we are expecting a privately educated white boy to be.
@@ChrisPJTurner I'm excited for some tracks man.
One, if not, your best rap. I am very amazed right now.
Cheers Andre
Dude, that was epic!! One of my favourites right there.
Wow, doing the Cameo service is a really great idea, Chris. Given some of the price-to-content ratio I've seen on there, your value proposition is among the best I've seen. I figured you would just give them 10 or 15 seconds, but these are full-length raps. Maybe a tiny bit shorter than you do at shows, but maybe not. And more suggested content. Fantastic. I'll be looking for opportunities to use this service. Way better than the "Hey, this is Ted Danson, and I'm wishing you a happy birthday from Biff." (nothing against Ted Danson, and I don't even know if he's on there, but those people who can offer nothing more than name recognition are a little pathetic).
Holy shit Chris, take a breath. The flow on this one was insane, you just went straight from topic to topic without even a second delay. Blew it outta the park.
breathing is for cowards!!!!
Dude you're so talented... glad I discovered you before you REALLY blew up
Why?
@@binilgn5941 So I can feel cool when I tell my friends I knew who Chris Turner was before any of them
Thank you! Here's hoping 🤞
That would make my parents cooler than all of you
The transitions are everything!
Holy sh*t Chris! The flow on this one was something else. Notably better than normal. And your normal is already without comparison.
Thanks 😊
Haha the fast rhymes in Vatican city were so delightful. Fire!
Not forgetting the tempo of that was high so to be able to string it all together with the transitions, no knowledge of the subject in one case and not splutter once made this even more amazing than usual! Really enjoyed this one.
Thank you! 😊
Ohhh, you upped the tempo a bit! That's a good challenge for improving yourself! Give it some time and you will be able to rap twice as fast and still have the proper flow! Niiice!
Chris you're getting better and better with every video! This is mindblowing. How great will you get? Is there no end? Wow, indeed the best MC alive
Im so impressed and watch every upload you make. Its amazing and clever at the same time. I’m from Copenhagen and I’m trying to get tickets if it’s possible. I have a birthday I’ll have to attend to but I’m trying to sneak out the backdoor to watch your show
Thanks Kristian! I appreciate that! I really hope the Copenhagen gig gets given the go ahead. If not, enjoy the birthday party!
My english is not good enough to catch all the subtleties but this is very impressive! I would love to know how he can improvise so perfectly connecting all the topics seamlessly. All of this made with a very high level of general culture and combined with a good sense of humor: that’s just a very talented artist! Congratulations for making rap that interesting!
That transition into Transformational Journey Into The Hybrid Cloud was so smooth. Dayum!
The donner party is a hell of a story. Be worth watching a documentary about it bud. Interesting, but sad situation. As always, you killed it bud. Hope to catch a show sometime.
It was still a great free style. , even though you never heard of some of the subjects, that's the real challenge. 🎙🔥🔥🔥
Thank you! It is fun to try and conjure something from thin air
You are insanely talented and friggen hilarious . You have to be a blast to get drunk with
Wow!...Really enjoyed this one, had a good flow to it.
I think this one is my top 2 favorite rap of yours, Chris.
I don't really have anything to say, but I know that commenting on a video helps the channel algorithms figure out what to promote, so here you go. Also, the Gfunk Riffs work well with your style of flow, I always enjoy these even more than usual. Keep up the fine work old chap. By the way, I'm over 40 and still can't grow a beard, I fear I'm gonna have no hair on the top of my head by the time I can eventually grow it on the bottom.
It does, so thank you for commenting! Thanks for the thoughts on the beats, I like them too! Haha I'm glad we're in the same predicament
Bro you KILLED it in this one! i never write comments under videos but you got me man :D that flow is SICK! best rap you made so far i think, maybe it was the suggestions or the beat or all together! that made this so special. stay safe
Thanks Emre! Appreciate the comment :)
This is one of your best raps in my opinion, so damn good
thank you NCS
Glad you uploaded this one.. lol And don't worry I only heard of the Donner party and didn't know much about it until I listened to a 4 part podcast on it last year. Great job Chris :)
How are you not a ghost writer for rap stars? Your transitions are so imaginative and crazy!
Seriously, just never fails to deliver.
I'm on a Chris Turner rap binge and @3:20 I shamelessly raised my hand LOL
Wow the flow on the donner party part was straight 🔥
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Cheers James!
You're a legend, Chris. You ooze sexy intelligence, mate. Love the raps.
Incredible sir. Amazing talent.
My God, this one was massive! And I admit I almost didn't click it because of the title.
By ashamed I assume you meant proud of? That was insane and keeping it up with the fast rythm was amazing, the choice of angles for treating the different topics are very clever as usual
In my opinion this is one of your best performances. Really well done sir! 😉
That is v kind of you, DD
Your flow in this one was amazing.
That was incredible, didn't expect it to be that good based on the title!
Cheers!
Without a doubt this one was one of your best.
this is really cool! I enjoy your raps so much
Lol what, not the best suggestions, but you nailed it! Great flow through the whole rap
Cheers UT (yeah the suggestions left a lot to be desired)
I`ve judged by the title..... But I gave it a shot.... DAMN, THAT WAS GOOD!
Nice beat! Good flow!
Thanks 🔥
Wow that was really good. I adore those transitions, especially the transformational journey into the hybrid cloud. Very well pulled off!
The growing hair bit kind of felt like a callback to your edit from the future. Rocking that time dimension, huh?
Haha I saw this whole thing coming and planted the seed in the rap so i could reference it in the edit.
@@ChrisPJTurner I KNEW IT! You're a reptiloid. No person could be this good.
I can even see it in the thumbnail now!
Honestly one of my favourites you've done, there's only a few that have me uncontrollably grinning and I thought you knocked it out of the park. Even more so because you had no idea what they were talking about, the fact that it flowed so well was kind of mesmerizing. I can understand you feeling like it wasn't that great, but I respectfully and sincerely disagree with you.
I might enter, I've only rapped a few times but they've all been for challenges so this would just be continuing in the same vein.
Thank you! Also ENTER!
You: yall know id eat kevin any day
Me: *while laughing* poor kevin
I've literally been binge watching all his vids and watched the Kevin one a few vids ago, he even replied to a comment that said "you should mention Kevin in another rap for an inside fans joke" AND HE FUCKING FOUND A WAY TO INCLUDE KEVIN!!! xD i love Chris so much, almost as much as he loves Kevin :')
Bruhv...... that was on point nonstop 🙌
I love the fact that you jumped to "Doner Kebab" when ignorant of an event of cannibalism :D
It was serendipitous! sadly in the US I think they call them Gyros not Doners
@@ChrisPJTurner Gyros comes from greece and is made with pork. Döner comes from Berlin turkish people and is halal so no pork, chicken or beef.
Gyros qre made with lamb.
Calling Chris Turner dumb is like calling the Queen the likely successor to Anthony Joshua.
👏👏👏 very good
Anthony Joshua could be her son... Remember that black man who 'snuck' into her room?!
Your best one so far! 👌🏻
Holy heck You are on fire 🔥 you impress me time after time
Lol this was good! That beat was awesome and that flow never stopped🤘🤘
Cheers pal! I approve of the name change btw. SPACE BEERRRRR
@@ChrisPJTurner LMFAO I appreciate that! Made me a little intro clip for it too with my official logo. (not the logo by my name here)
Wow! Just amazing 🔥
Honestly even though you didn't have a clue what she meant with the transformational traveler thingy you caught it pretty well by just trying to figure out what it could've meant :') One of your best flowing raps for sure I could put this on in my car and have a blast :p
This one was the best I've seen. I hope he'll make a new challenge, I am french and I want to try rapping in english
Fishing for compliments, Chris? Well, you win. You know damn well this was amazing.
I promise I wasn't! I genuinely thought this wasn't very good!
One of the best so far!
That is very kind of you to say
You are secretly proud of this
This rap is on fire 🔥
I wish the person who suggested Donner Party was on fire 🤬
Man this was one of the best flows ever!
Thank you Lord
God damn, every video you seem to amaze!
Man that was among ur best!!
Cheers Ron :)
Damn dude, feelin amazed yet again, I have the same problem with my facial hair but remember that growing a beard is like being a doctor. You need patience :D
I like how you say "ashamed of" when it was far from shameful
That's nice of you! Forgive the repeated comment: I just cringe when I watch me flounder onstage not knowing what a suggestion is, especially when most other people in the room do!
@@ChrisPJTurner oohhh, yeah I understand that actually...you still delivered fire in the end though
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You must flounder a bit, Chris, otherwise you're not challenged enough...
I'm still not entirely sure why you would ashamed of this. Maybe for how in depth the cannibalism skit was? Idk I thought it was great.
This whole thing was brilliant and I didnt know you were capable of the flow changes like when you broke into the transformational journey. Epic my dude!
Every week he just gets better and better!
Merci!
That was the most hilarious one so far.
After watching a lot of his videos it became clear he is not only an incredible creative freestyle rapper but also a guy with a huge general knowledge.
i am a massive nerd, that's the secret :P
@@ChrisPJTurner sometimes being a massive nerd leads to success 👌🏻
Killing it as usual.