BRUCE'S TERRIBLE WARTS - Dude Soup Podcast #75
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This is the Dude Soup I ordered. Bruce as the optimist. James as the skeptic. Adam as the pessimist, and Lawrence as the condescending prick...
And Tyrone as the nihilist.
Delicious!!!!
*Lawrence, you douche
James is starting to turn into a hater.
I thought they were ALL the condescending prick
When Bruce says "oh jeez!" after someone says something terrible it's the funniest thing ever.
He did it at IG too. I heard it so often that now I even say it regularly.
I'm guilty of this as well
Same.
Really great how dude soup podcast is getting better and better! nice job with the audio lawrence
You can thank Omar for that!
+Rob Oldfield oh my bad, thanks Omar! :)
yeah good job..... it only took 4 weeks...
yeah..... how dare they not have the audio perfect on time for you...
Where can we watch the Let's Play Gimp thing they did?
Funhaus always makes my day so much better
agreed
gotta love it.
Can't start the day off right without Funhaus!
For some reason, Bruce's smile/laugh brings me profound happiness.
I want you guys to know this was the most interesting dude soup ever
The audio is much better now Omar
you rock!
Crazy that This is the first dude soup i watch and it has kickstarter-related content within it. I literally just made a kickstarter for a mobile i conceived and that has kept me up at night excited because of how much I want to build it from the ground up. Thanks for the backer ideas but I still have trouble finding ideas to attract mobile gaming backers. This video just stirred my motivation even more. Crazy how things line up in life. Thanks funhaus
More life stories in dude soup would be amazing
Dude soup is my one source of comfort as i drunkenly pass out eating butterscotch snack packs in my bed.
Eating while listening to Bruce's foot story was a bad idea.
Thank you for this Dude Soup guys. I've had a really bad wort on my toe the last few weeks. Bad enough that I had to go to the doctor when I usually do janky home surgery. I felt wicked gross about it. Your stories made me laugh and feel better about my situation. Keep up the good work boys.
i made the mistake of eating while watching this.
You should've learned by now
it's been years and i have yet to learn.. smh..
Hey, just wanted to leave a comment (which i rearly do) because this podcast was wonderfull. I liked that you spent most of the time talking about your own experiences in life instead of talking about a movie or something like that. I loved listening to your stories even if some of them were disgusting. So thank you for entertaining me for over an hour and i must say the podcast setup is looking great.
Because of this I had to look up your Gimp shows.
(Endless shuddering)
I have to say I love these podcast more and more. I wish there were more of them they make my days as a delivery driver go so much better. keep up the good work guy and good job on uploading 2 times a day.
New weekly show: the gross medical stuff talk show.
+1 I'd smash that
funhaus you are almost at 1 million subscribers, I have been watching you guys since the early inside gaming days. When you guys finally hit the mark you should do something absolutely crazy.
The Hanzo shirt though
It's so beautiful!
+cptslapchop Right!?
I'm so glad I decided to have breakfast while watching this podcast. Also, Laurence ROCKED the gimp suit
welcome to a mika-free bowl of dude soup
I love the bit about Adam, James, and Tim Schafer to bits. I felt like hugging Adam for a whole minute there. I've been "that one friend" way too many times, I've lost count. Feeling it Adam. Feeling it.
Lawrence asking whether Singapore is a third world country cracked me up. Singapore has a higher GDP per capita than America.
alright you butthurt singapore fuck
third world relates to whos side they were on during the cold war not their wealth, third world are countries that were not aligned to the usa or ussr
so stop being a dumbass
This is true, definitionally, but colloquially people in the "west" will often use "third-world" interchangeably with underdeveloped.
No one cares.
Joshua Umali i highly doubt, with every fiber in my body, that that was the definition Lawrence was using. Hopefully you can shuffle those three brain cells together and realize how incomprehensively dumb you are.
God I love adams realist outlook on the world, hes a real human being and a real hero
Yay. The guys we actually subscribed for :D
"but are you always dieing or are you always living?" "what's living without redmeat!?"..... I couldn't stop laughing at the look on James face!
I regret attempting to eat during this foot podcast.
You guys are killing me XD I, like Gavin, have hypersensative memory. i have to keep pausing the video and taking breaks from the levels of nausea and ghost pain in my foot. love you guys
Funhaus:
40 years old men explain in detail and complain about their medical conditions.They actually compare them at some point.
Oh yeah and some gaming stuff
YEaaa Dude Soup
40 year old men? Really? Or are you being sarcastic?
+Tommy S No, they are pretty old
no they aint lmao... early 30's
Don't watch it if you dont likeit then no one cares about your opinion
Well their getting there :)
Hearing these stories makes me feel better about the things on my body lol best dudesoup ever
Like a anime fan on prom night!
I love funhuas because it's one of the realest youths channels out there! It's just a bunch of dudes/friends that play video games and make some jokes on the way u guys deserve way more subscribers!
More? They have 1 million already, let's not get over ourselves here.
+Blaze and Storm well smosh has 22 mill I personally think they aren't good and there jokes area terrible I just think funhuas should get more credit for all the content they make 😀
Thank you!
+Lawrence Sonntag holy shit! no problem Lawrence can't believe u just replied to my comment
i have 0 interest in anything but bruces warts.
could someone do me the favour and timestamp it?
17:61
17:38
love you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
its just as disgusting as i imagined it to be.
James giving PacMan the finger was the best part of this video, had me in stitches Kappa
I am not gay, but Lawrence looks stunningly handsome
He looks like a young Ron Perlman - but way more handsome looking.
He's been getting sexier with time, many other fans have made this observation as well. Man damn near has a flat stomach with abs on the way.
Take his glasses off and compare him and Ron Perlman's face side by side, I think we found Lawrence's real daddy! :D
+Turbid TG1 :D
haha i just checked Ron Perlman... That's hilarious!!!
Trying to eat my morning oatmeal during Bruce's wart story...Turns out I do have a limit and I just reached it :D Thanks Funhaus and Bruce for teaching me something about myself today.
butt crack one was possibly a pilonidal cyst? but I'm not sure, considering I had it, it's fucking aweful if not taken care of quickly
i love how truly disappointed Bruce looks every time the ghosts outsmarts him.
Hey Warcraft was a good and fun movie, I'm glad it made a shit ton of money in China so it's gonna get a sequel, USA critics failed their mission
Hey Funhaus, just wanted to say that i really love your channel (been with you guys since Inside Gaming) I listen to the podcast while i work and its absolutely awesome!
"It's like shitting out of your foot"
A RaptureRaven lol that line gave me a really good laugh
Just something they joke about at the beginning; I've gotten to really enjoy the Screw Attack podcast. Between Sam's way of talking and bringing in weird food, Chad being really laid back and positive. And Craig.... his angry rants are always a joy haha
The old man episode.
Bruce, I know your pain. And God bless my awesome wife for helping me take care of it. BTW, love you guys at Funhaus. Keep up the awesome work.
True story, I have never had a wart in my last until about 4 month ago, it appeared on the first bend (from my knuckle) on my right hand finger next to my little finger. I'm aware too much unnecessary information...
I got sick of seeing it so I went to the bathroom and put my hand under the cold tap, until I could hardly feel my fingers and I bit it off and spat it down the sink.... There was a shit load of blood but I couldn't feel anything because of the cold, so all good.
I was expecting it to grow back but there isn't even a mark, my hand is perfect again :D
Also I don't recommend this to anyone else, it could have got infected.
Wtf did i just read?
his life story
+falafelbleuh my...brain...
+Pustules TV haha this will be written on my grave stone, obviously edited by someone with better grammar.... I horse maybe... 😭
EgoCityGaming you do you man
Great podcast, the pacing and audio quality were great. The video quality pixelates at times but it's all good. Thanks Omar/FH crew!
James looks EXACTLY like House MD!
His blue eyes are piercing my soul....give that man some Vicodin!
Also Bruce is gross
he is something between hugh laurie, rob brydon and sam claflin
So close to a million subs, well deserved Funhaus
Bruce has some sort of medical problem every other week.
Really enjoyed this wart filled bowl of dude soup! The audience has been asking for more life stories like the RT podcast and they delivered. Yeah it was a little stomach turning at times but life's a little stomach turning. Top
boom
As a fellow older guy (34). I have discovered my own fix for ingrown toenails. Once every 4 months or so take a file or dremmel and gently sand down the surface of your toenail till it's thin. this allows it to flex up and grow out correctly.
I have been doing this for years.
why do Lawrence lips look swollen
How? You can't even see his vagina?
X-ray vision
Kylie Jenner challenge
he was spitting hot fire for his mixtape and they got blisters from it
James' face starting at 8:09 while Adam is talking is absolutely hilarious.
James, Adam, but no Mica this time. Phew! Thank goodness.
who the fuck is mica
+DrFoxyNation Rooster Teeth's resident SJW feminazi.
+youraverageevilpoet I don't dislike her, I dislike her rhetoric in which she does throughout videos that she is in.
+voppp shes been on two podcasts, nice job exposing your racism and misogyny though
gR8 b8 M8 I R8 8/8
Bruce. I had 13 plantar warts once. On both feet. I went to the doctor and weighed my options. I decided to dunk my feet in hot water, throw this acid solution on them, and duct tape my feet to starve the warts of oxygen. They started falling out within two weeks. I had 13 half-inch deep holes in my feet, but they healed so fast I felt like wolverine. Thanks for sharing your disgusting wart story, bro.
Ugh... Dude
I recently got one on the palm of my hand. I bought one of those wart removers that freezes it with the liquid nitrogen. It fell off in 3 days
I'm fucking angry. Bought the game out of curiosity (and maybe spite) and checked it out. Two levels, uninstalled and asked for a refund. This is terrible, shitty game design, shitty level design, shitty graphics.
Ok.
What game were they talking about I wasn't listening
Mighty No. 9.
I was stupid enough to back it and I still haven't even gotten my key
What game? Crash Team Racing?
Time to take part in my regular Wednesday routine where I sit back with my lunch and watch dude soup... and my appetite's gone.
WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH THE VIDEO QUALITY?! WHY IS EVERYTHING SO SOFT AND BLURRY. Get your shit together Omar FFS
Put yo glasses on
seriously always an ass complaining, you are the guys Lawrence screams at on live streams huh.
^ if the blatant use of all caps wasn't enough to point out that I was joking then I'm sorry sir, i cant help your stupidity
+TheKarabanera
There's no blame, there's no fame
it's up to you
Tell me what, Tell me what, Tell me what you want
I don't know why, don't know why, don't know why you afraid
Imagined Bruce's YES after having that wart removed in the same voice as M. Bison's. Damn miss those good old yes'.
Can we please have those back.
... YYYYEEEESSSSSSSSS !!!!!!
A whole hour on Bruce warts? Dreams do come true.
(yes I know the whole podcast won't be about one subject)
I had a plantar wart a few years ago, one of the most painful experiences of my life, had a hole in my foot for months. I feel for ya Bruce.
Lawrence rocking that sweet, sweet E-Tank Mug. I waited 6 months on backorder for this one, such a great purchase.
Great, I decide to make home made egg salad for the first time ever, and Bruce explains the removal of his plantar wart. Cool beans.
bruce's wart story was very satisfying for some odd reason.
It's amazing how much you learn by watching Let's Play Live Highlights.
And so the secret ingredients to make Dude Soup have been revealed:
Ingrown toenails, sweat-lube, frozen warts, fused bandage-blisters and staph infection pus.
I've had problems with in-grown toe nails as well. Consulting my doctor, it was due to the way my big toe's toe nail curving inward on the sides. Went for minor surgery three times, and figured i had to do something about it because it was not cheap. So far i've narrowed it down to 2 methods for prevention.
1. Either keep your problem area really short. (so for me i would make sure the corners of the nail are never long enough that they become pointed. So consistent cutting and filing to keep it from embedding itself into the flesh)
2. Grow the nail out so it cannot grow into the flesh. (this will take some time. basically as your toe nail grows, you have to keep making sure to nudge the nail 'upwards' so it sort deters it from growing toward the flesh at the sides. i use the pointy attachment that comes with most nail clippers for cleaning under-nails for that)
BTW, the second method will hurt a little. You're essentially forcing the sides of the nail to not grow how they naturally want to connect to the flesh at the sides. But so far these two methods have worked out well for me. Haven't had another in-grown toe nail for about 6 years.
This is the video they upload on my 18th birthday lol. I've always wanted warts on my mind while I eat cake.
It's nice to see, your podcast gets some love with production value!
I love me some soup!
That opening was HYPE! I noticed the effects used by Video Copilot and I only know that cause I practiced those in college when taking an editing class. Not trying to say it's bad I recognized it cause I liked the opening!
this has been the best episode of dude soup so far
Hi, it's my birthday today; I like these types of podcasts!
Bruces wart story reminds me of my pilonidal cyst story, where it basically grew to biblical levels and draining it didn't help because the infection origin wasn't there and the point where it drained was just the tip so I had to get surgery to get it properly removed (because the doc told me I was at risk at getting a blood infection from it due to its severity when he looked at it).
I need to stop procrastinating and get some nature box, all that sounds like my jam.
Every year around the summer time I get an infection under my toe nail. The infection feels like it piles up under my large toe, and the pressure hurts really bad. To the point where walking hurts, moving hurts, basically everything hurts. I used to go to the doctor twice a year atleast to take care of it, doc always gave me different types of ointment and shit, never really helped, and so last year I decided to take care of it myself. I boil a new knife in water to kill bacteria, aswell as a nail cutter and medical plyers i got from a dentist friend of mine, and I cut away the infected skin, that is usually already a open wound anyway, and clean it out. And it works. Takes about an hour to prepare, and then 2 hours to execute. If I dont remove it myself, the pressure of the infection on my nail causes part of the nail to split open, which hurts even worse, and is much more bloody. IF you want to do this aswell, just take it slow, look at what you are doing so you don't cut into the flesh, just the infection ontop and inside the skin, and make sure you have enough stuff to stop the bleeding, like bandages, medical tape, clean scissors, paper towels, etc. If you don't cut the wound to deep, it will heal in only a few days, the pain will go away in about 3 days, whereas before it took months. Do be prepared for bad smells, in the area where the skin is infected, the skin is not attached to the nail above it, and sweat comdbined with dead skin will have created a bacterial mess, ONLY remove the dead junk that is not attached to your toe, this will smell bad, the junk smells of whagt it is made, dead skin, sweat that has been trapped for weeks. Possibly get some ritalin for added focus when doing this, helps a lot in my experience, I get mine from a friend with ADHD.
Thank you Bruce for actually helping to diagnose my staff infection. I was getting really frustrated at this damn pimple that just wouldn't go away
Hearing Bruce talk about disgusting things reminds me of when you search up pimple's being popped. It's disgustingly satisfying.
You guys should do a 1 million subscriber special your gettin real close
I love that the sponsor for a podcast called Dude Soup is an anti-microbial underwear company. It gets me every time.
I can't wait to have a job so I can pay you guys for brightening my day.
I love you Funhaus!!! Thank you so much!!
i love how Lawrence is like the gus of funhaus
I had a wart on my wrist once, it really annoyed me so one day I stuck my Bowie knife in the burner for a while then once it was super hot I used it to dig the wart out of my wrist. Kinda painful but totally satisfying now that the wart is gone. I know your pain Bruce
+McBubbleslvl900 Or fried the wart for dinner. That's good eatin'!
+Tim R it was driving me nuts.
I know what you mean man.. I never removed them with any kind of tool but I did twist mine until they came off lol. I got pissed on by a bitch frog
I also had a wart on my foot Bruce. Right under the arch where the big toe meets the foot. Also tried to dig it out with a butter knife after freezing it multiple times. Had it for a year until I told the doctor not to freeze it but scoop it out as they do. Not sure if it was a planter's but he did say it was the biggest he'd ever seen. I feel your pain
That was my favourite Dude Soup :) Great job guys.
James's cake example for the perfect mix of story and effects was pretty well said, actually.
Was having a bad day until I seen this video haha Thanks Funhaus!
I had a pretty persistent wart on my foot that I didnt do any treatment for for like a year. By that point it was really deep and hardcore and I actually got chemotherapy to completely kill it in my foot. Not your normal chemo but chemo injections to the bottom of my foot. INCREDIBLE PAINFUL and made me feel like shit afterwords
the podcast was great this week. keep up the great work.
This is so much better than their old podcasts
Best podcast yet. Love the Biology talk.
Funhaus always makes the laugh. Old man eating hot soup reading ready player one wile doing squats...
You can never have too much icing, James. Now, overly sweetened icing that burns your mouth because it's too sweet is a different story.
Couldn't have picked a better video to eat breakfast to!
Oh my god a one hour video without any ads every ten minutes
Omg, this episode is like my youth. I had 5 plantar warts that had to be surgically removed because freezing wasn't working and my best friend had an ingrown toenail and had to have it (the toenail, not the toe) removed. I know exactly what Bruce is talking about with hole in his foot!
Hey Bruce, I'm in the hospital for a cyst on my tail bone similar to the one you had. your advice to go to a hospital is spot on because a cyst on your ass sucks. I might have to end up getting mine surgically removed because how deep it is in the tissue. don't wait on getting cysts checked out.
Screw everyone else, I only started watching Dude Soup *after* you got the kickass set.