You can hack KLEO to make her kind of a companion lol incite violence and will follow you around! That's why she's attacking everything in these clips.
The idea of a robot using a computer to keep track of things is actually pretty funny. Like the robot already is a computer. Maybe it's just like telling your pet about your evil plans
@@sleepysombre4307 I just don't play fallout 4, tried it, completed it twice, went back to new vegas, which I have all the dlcs for. I got them as they released
Contingency Plan: Sole Survivor: Spare no munition In the arsenal, only engage when clearly weakened, and make sure their guard Is down around you, remain on alert.
@@darklord884 Magnolia has a lot of unusual characteristics that flag her as a potential synth, the most flagrant being her extremely out of place accent. Southern accent. Not impossible for a bio human in Boston to have one in the setting - Kellogg was from California after all - but just that one detail is a huge stretch.
I like to imagine this is actually what an Asaaultron in control of its own rampancy looks like, all these contingencies is her programming telling her "KILL KILL KILL" but KLE-O is a hard working girl and has a shop to maintain first, somehow controlling that US patented murderous robot feelings
Obviously it's Fallout 4 so it's not that deep at all, but it's a cool lore idea anyway. A killing machine that develops independence and sentience doesn't automatically lose all its preexisting programming, so while she's trying to be a regular (ish) person, her instincts are literally constantly screaming at her to murder everything around her, and her Kill List is a coping method similar to people venting by writing hateful emails they don't intend to send.
@@mr.kittysavestheworld695 It literally is a lore thing, Bones in Fallout 3 explains this. Bethesda lore is pretty detailed if you know where to look for the answers.
It's not that we don't know her true self enough, it's that she's resisting against her kill-on-sight programming by coming up with plans to kill someone later rather than right now. Since she's an Assaultron she's allowed to resist against her aging and damaged combat inhibitor with battle tactics for the sake of improved performance in head-on combat as well as infiltration. Making her self aware in more ways than just emotions when she knows how to manipulate her own core programming so as not to go feral like all her robot-kin have already.
Warning: Machinery contains moving parts. Do not stick your fingers inside the machine, death or serious injuries may occur. Manufacturer warranty does not cover usage outside of it's intended functions. Third party modifications are not authorized. Who knew warning labels had to be added to multiple areas of the Assaultron?
@@gravital5213 someone in the design team must've been horny. But hey, it's still better then all the SUPER WEIRD shit from that fallout mod called the frontier.
Weak? Those things are SCARY powerful, especially when you're playing in survival, and don't get me started on the legendary variants, and because legendary robots explode on death, it makes it even worse
“I’m a woman, baby.” Reminds me of when my dad told a gay man that he should be able to easily fix a lightbulb, telling him “you’re a man” They responded exactly like Kleo. My dad laughed so hard after and told me. There were friends.
@@TaurusTheCrazyBullexcept for Frankie of course, I'm sure she was very unhappy near the end But I'm mainly just glad Adelaide teaches me about interfacing
I wish she could be a companion lol.
You can hack KLEO to make her kind of a companion lol incite violence and will follow you around! That's why she's attacking everything in these clips.
@@UraniumFever76 You just gave me an idea 😏
@@SomethingSomething245 NO DON'T DO IT JOKER
@@cowtoss THERES NO LAWS AGAINST ASSUTRONS BATMAN! NOW WATCH ME WASTE THIS LAND!
@@SomethingSomething245 joker it’s a robot joker you can’t fuck a robot joker
"Guys trust me, its essential to the lore that the robot has tiddies" - Todd Howard
I can genuinely imagine Todd saying that
@@OttoOctavius77and he is completely right
This is the only thing that Tod improved fallout with
It just works
I know you're lying, Todd. However the robot is hot, so I'm gonna choose to believe it anyway.
The idea of a robot using a computer to keep track of things is actually pretty funny. Like the robot already is a computer. Maybe it's just like telling your pet about your evil plans
😂😂
Backup system incase of unforeseen damage to the robot brain.
@RaulDiaz-mp8ms yea that's a good point. "I know I wanted to kill people. I just can't remember who..."
Is a terminal to access her internal data remotely
She also has the join tge railroad tape....
She says she doesn't sell suicidal depression.
But K.L.E.O. not being a companion is pretty depressing.
A assaultron companion would be pretty broken tbh
@@CM_Nicholas Ada. Curie. Or a built robot from the automaton dlc, favorite feature ever
You can hack and she will follow you around and she doesn't die
@@CM_Nicholasu clearly can’t afford dlcs
@@sleepysombre4307 I just don't play fallout 4, tried it, completed it twice, went back to new vegas, which I have all the dlcs for. I got them as they released
I like to think that when she did add a contingency for you, it is literally “Nuke until hopefully dead”
"There is no anti-Sole Surviver device"
@@davidcaceres9184 my laser is a gentle rain
Contingency Plan: Sole Survivor: Spare no munition In the arsenal, only engage when clearly weakened, and make sure their guard Is down around you, remain on alert.
Someone on Twitter said “Kleo did something to my 11 year old self”
"i can fix her" the girl in question
My head tells me [interface incompatible], but my body tells me [authorization granted]
Ye Olde Fallout Pen and Paper says "where's the will, there's the way"
More like, Where they're a willie there's a way,
@@yasininn76 instructions uncleared, willie chopped off by fan blade ;)
@@PobortzaPlWRONG WAY!!!!
@@madsfiedler3884 Believe me, now I know it was the wrong way...
;)
"Be polite, be professional, but have a plan to kill everybody you meet." - some Australian that pisses in jars
That also may have been from new zeeland
And maybe a kangaroo wife as well
It's amazing to me that this is actually a real quote from James Mattis, and not even the strangest 😅
This was literally stolen
Sniper is from New Zealand
Bethesda knew what they were doing. ADA was just them doubling down
In Fallout 76 there's an assaultron character named Adelaide who u can... "interface with"
@@CrapworksBut you can’t do it more than once in a day, else you’ll go blind
@@Crapworksfuck it i buying 76 soon
@@THEBIOSHOCK1987down extremely bad
@@current3109 *clank clank clank*
KLEO calling Magnolia a "working girl" is a euphemism for her being a synth.
It can be taken in a multitude of ways, but if so...that's clever.
Didn't know Magnolia was a synth
@@BallinProductionDogs Never mentioned otherwise but if you kill her she drops a synth component, which only synth characters do.
@@darklord884 Magnolia has a lot of unusual characteristics that flag her as a potential synth, the most flagrant being her extremely out of place accent. Southern accent. Not impossible for a bio human in Boston to have one in the setting - Kellogg was from California after all - but just that one detail is a huge stretch.
@@QwertyCaesar That alone could mean she is simply an out of towner, but you're right that it does stick out.
"Smash, next question."
😂😂
She the one smashing
Hear me out... @@macdre2859
Ayyyy 😂😂😂
@@toastytoast2653 yes
“I can fix her” -Someone who’s clinically insane, AKA me.
Fix her? She's perfect just the way she is
Same....Ive married worse.
More like CLANKally amiright?
Not even the robot workbench can fix her
@@TheBenjiNebby You beat me to it
"What are you planning? Cold blooded murder, HOT BLOODED murder?"
Favourite line of hers
She watched meet the sniper once and decided to take his words to Heart
“Be polite. Be efficient. Have a plan to kill everyone you meet.”
-Sniper Team Fortress 2
@@shadylapizo9245
dad.
Dad!
Pu-put mom on the phone...
@@45hr52 XD
Now… those “do not stick appendages in machinery” warnings exist for a reason.. luckily I can’t read.
How do you know what it says if you can't read?
@@nathanacosta7072 being told “no don’t stick that in there!”
What are you planning to stick in there then 😳😳😳
@@unknownboi3824my john hancock
@@unknownboi3824A certain appendage like he said I presume.
I like to imagine this is actually what an Asaaultron in control of its own rampancy looks like, all these contingencies is her programming telling her "KILL KILL KILL" but KLE-O is a hard working girl and has a shop to maintain first, somehow controlling that US patented murderous robot feelings
Her programming is telling her she was made to storm trenches on the alaskan front but all she wants is to run a business. They made her too american
Obviously it's Fallout 4 so it's not that deep at all, but it's a cool lore idea anyway. A killing machine that develops independence and sentience doesn't automatically lose all its preexisting programming, so while she's trying to be a regular (ish) person, her instincts are literally constantly screaming at her to murder everything around her, and her Kill List is a coping method similar to people venting by writing hateful emails they don't intend to send.
@@mr.kittysavestheworld695 It literally is a lore thing, Bones in Fallout 3 explains this.
Bethesda lore is pretty detailed if you know where to look for the answers.
@@mr.kittysavestheworld695 we aren't supposed to send those?!
@@Cyberbro665 Can I please get a source for that? What bones, and what do they explain?
Assaultron: “I’m a woman. Baby. Can’t you see”
Me: *CLANK!* *CLANK!* *CLANK!* *CLANK!* SWEET MOTHER OF LIBERTY MY LEGS!
😭😭
The spirit is willing but the body is squishy and bruised
*CLANK CLANK CLANK CRUNCH* YYYEEEEOOOOOWWWWWCCCHHH
Unexpected Helldivers lol
Men like this will still refuse passing tranners
“Clank clank clank clank” *snaps* yyyyeeeeeooouuuuch
😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳👍
I actually LOL'd. This comment is so underrated
💀
Please do not fist the robots
You need a license for that
And most importantly of all, KLEO has a doujin
331088
No fu**ing Shot, man...
Based
HOOOLLY SHIIIT **in Joseph Joestars's voice**
yes, indeed.
Quality stuff
Baby the soul is willing but the flesh is scared of what those armor plated joints and gears would do.
*intense gears halting mixed with screams of agony*
CLANK CLANK CLANK CRUNCH, YEEEEEOOOWCH
Simple answer: have her do the penetrating instead.
She could kill me and I'll still be happy with that outcome
Also in the terminal you can find her mention "have a plan to kill everyone you meet" a reference to the trailer for meet the sniper (tf2)
“Professionals have standards,” -Sniper
It's a quote by USMC's General "Mad dog" Mattis
Piss
@@imperialofficer6185 He wasn't the first. I once heard the same thing said by a WW2 Vet.
@@mattd6931 He could've been quoting him too, no?
Like a wise sniper once said "be polite be efficient have a plan to kill everyone you meet"
DUNUNU NU TUNIII
General Mattis.
"Dad, put mum on the phone!"
Be a fish.
"I'm not a 'crazed gunman', Dad, I'm an assassin. Well the difference bein' one is a job and the other's a mental sickness!"
Call me William Afton cause im puttin a kid in that robot
CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK
CRUNCH
YEEEEEEEOOOOOUUUUUUCH
This comment is the goat
This comment is the goat
Rizz 109
@@martinhulin 🗿
I love the kind of woman that will actually just kill me.
Love the reference
Okay spider.
We are talking watermelon to the thighs level carnage!
Still cheaper than a divorce XD
l want you to crush me
The robussy is crazy.
Robussy😭
Yall don’t know what bussy means and it shows 😭
@@Mvdgh rob (robot) + ussy.
Not Ro Bussy. Most people know what it means.
@@Mvdghtell me you like femboyos without telling you like femboyos
Roboussy makes more sense
She’s all natural too. Just look at that chassis 😏😁
Default and factory issue~
@@Nostroman_PraetorWith that standard paint job~
that's something Bender from Futarama would say.
ya'll craycray
Bro it's a robot how is that all natural
When she finds out about the automatron workbench she IS gonna turn herself into an Monster lmao
she fr gonna try to kill me in my x-01 with my laser gun
Kleo sounds so.. Strong.
STRONG WANT SMASH
I read that with a sus whimper in my head. 😂😏
@@disqorddoge1101 I just spilled my tea because of your comment for some reason. Thanks a lot
[ Strong disliked that ]
Kleo doing a Batman with the contingency plans.
thank god for fallout 76 adding the romancable assaultron ally, Adelaide, in its most recent update, without her i'd still be sad about KLEO and ADA
....the
W h a t
All I gotta say is would.
@@CbaDropDead that's the best part, you can, and that isn't a joke, she's also wearing fishnets
@vibes_4225
Hell
Yes
I'll have to boot up fallout 76 soon then
Its good to see fo4 cut content make its way off the cutting room floor even if it mutated quite bit the original concept
"...have a plan to kill everyone you meet." -sniper tf2
That transition for the loop is SMOOOOOTH, my god
I could fix her......
But honestly shes wayyyyyy more cool the way she is now
Just like The Sniper from TF2: Be Polite, Be Efficient, Have a plan for every one you meet
"I'm not a crazy gunman dad , I'm an assassin, the difference is one is a job and the others a mental sickness"
"SNOIPINS A GOOD JOB, MATE!"
She's also the sexiest merchant in Fallout 4
Can confirm.
You're speaking the truth
My friend (totally not me) with a thing for robot ladies says she might as well be the sexiest character in the entire franchise
@@JonathanSouza-ge8onand I agree.
WRONG, Daisy is. :P
Fisto finally has some competition
"I'll add you to my kill eventually list"
*me standing there with an explosive minigun and Nuka X01*
Bro has a RILF mod from nexus👀
¿Con que nombre lo busco?
*CLANK CLANK CLANK*
(CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG CRUNCH)
(YEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWW!!!)
@@WiseArkAngel(CLANG CLANK CLANG) *springlocks*
“MY FUCKING PENIS
@@WiseArkAngel worth it!!
@@WiseArkAngelwhat's the original meme that sound comes from?
@@thelordofthelostbraincells I'm pretty sure it's "Fellas, she has handlebars."
Unironically sexiest fallout 4 character
I feel like she would commonly say the phrase “ugh, men”
@@Doom_Dude_Real another reason I love her
My character chad thundercock disagrees
@@kingt0295 ClapperofCheeks also disagrees
@@exan6970 I bet our guys would get along well
Remember. Assaultrons are *f u l l y* functional.
That's why I absolutely love this game. There's always something new to discover. Even after years of playing I'm still finding out new things.
Do we know KLEO well? No. Do we want to know her *really* well? I don't gotta answer that. Just look at the comments.
Guys remember we aren't allowed a affinity bar or any romance option for Ada the other assultron who IS ac follower
“Clank clank clank clank clank clank”
(CRUNCH) YEAOOOOOOWWWWW!!!
*Crunch* "YEOWWWW
@@ConfusedFroggo145 bit of MedX never hurts
@@s.lenderjay8607Tom and Jerry yeowwwwewww
@@skoomacumberdale9656 that's exactly what scream I was thinking about
K.L.E.O s dialougue when you want to barter with her is rad AF!
It's not that we don't know her true self enough, it's that she's resisting against her kill-on-sight programming by coming up with plans to kill someone later rather than right now. Since she's an Assaultron she's allowed to resist against her aging and damaged combat inhibitor with battle tactics for the sake of improved performance in head-on combat as well as infiltration. Making her self aware in more ways than just emotions when she knows how to manipulate her own core programming so as not to go feral like all her robot-kin have already.
KL-E-O is the best vendor fr fr
Mama murphy and frank horrigan combined couldn't pull me out
Your name is so sad bro what
@@Steve_beef who asked?
Wha…
@@LunasOnlyLover your mom
Mommy KLE0 my beloved
Hottest fallout character
@@ashentwo6608 fr
That loop edit is super clean. Goodjob
I love KLEO, truly such a fun and interesting character!
Everyone who fell in love with this robot must have the "sorry princess, i only date woman who kill me" shirt.
*Actively wearing the shirt
Bout to order that shirt myself. That’s awesome man.
Do I have a game for you. Tried Slay the Princess?
*CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK*
That's enough internet for the day
*CRUNCH*
YEEEOOOOOWWW
Kleo, Captain Ironsides, and Ada could dominate the whole commonwealth with ease 😂
They could dominate me fr fr (I'd die)
"Commonwealth! Assume position!"
K.L.E.O. channels the spirit of HK-47 and its model siblings in "I tolerate you now, but i'm gonna get you one of these days". All topped with sass.
“Machines should behave as machines.”
-Ayin
Smash.
totally would....
Will
No, this is fallout
Currently doing
next question
Professionals have standards
Be polite
@@randomcontent789Be Efficient
Warning: Machinery contains moving parts. Do not stick your fingers inside the machine, death or serious injuries may occur. Manufacturer warranty does not cover usage outside of it's intended functions. Third party modifications are not authorized.
Who knew warning labels had to be added to multiple areas of the Assaultron?
I'm bout to stick something else in there😏
PLEASE ASSUME THE POSITION
I’ll take my chances
CAUTION: Do not fist android girls
"you give up a few things chasing a dream" Long John Silver
K.L.E.O lowkey kina thicc
Yeah fr, WHY TF THE ROBOT GOT A RACK AND CAKE?!?!?
😂
@@thelordofthelostbraincells it was completely unneeded regarding protectrons and sentry bots look normal with the retro 60s aesthetic
@@gravital5213 someone in the design team must've been horny.
But hey, it's still better then all the SUPER WEIRD shit from that fallout mod called the frontier.
@@gravital5213 is it unneeded? Yes. Is it appreaciated? Also yes.
Kleo should've been a companion. Love Ada - double shishkebab assaultron build forever, but imagine the banter
She aint killing anybody, she is currently deactivated just outside goodneighbor
Usually Assaultrons tend to be weak in lore but KLEO is built different.
Assaultrons? Weak?
Instakill death laser? Weak?
Weak? I still get fucked up by those things
Weak? Those things are SCARY powerful, especially when you're playing in survival, and don't get me started on the legendary variants, and because legendary robots explode on death, it makes it even worse
@@it2spooky4me79Key word IN LORE
Me personally, I kinda wish you could romance KLEO…don’t hate me for it.
Honestly... i get it
I wish you could romance Ada
@@watsonismydog6122 why not both ?
@@walissonmateus1 i mean, the sole survivor has Two hands, so, exactly why not both?
I think 99% of people here would agree with you me included
Basically a female robotic version of Sniper from TF2 (sorta)
ADA, Kleo, and P.A.M. ultimate death squad.
Where there’s a will, there’s a way. And I have a MIGHTY will.
I legit thought her store was called guns guns guns
Same
Welcome to Marcus Munitions!
"Be polite, be efficient (and secretly)"
Sniping is a good job mate
@@ethangames5189 challenging work
@@primm_slimm
Outta doors
@@redstonewarrior0152 garrante you won’t go hungry
Mommy... I mean, mommy... I mean, own me... I mean... no, yeah, that last one actually.
😰
@@k0valus585😱
you aren't wrong but i don't want to admit you're right about thos
Shes like batman with a whole contingency plan for just about everyone.
I love this KLEO. She's basically Batman except in Fallout
she’d be a good sniper, according to Valve’s professional standards
LMAO was looking for this.
That thumbnail got me down terribly
K-L-E-0 also wants to get in thenlone wanderers pants
I've seen... I thing, about what you said.
I'ma just leave it on the table ✋😐✋
“Have a plan to kill everyone one you meet” Sniper aka “mick mundy” from tf2, Kleo: And I took that literally
She certainly has the ballistics
"get me that robot..."
"but sir-"
"I WANT IT NOW!"
😂😂😂😂 lmao, fellow down bad man fan here
You had me at woman
GIVE IT TO ME!!!!! GIVE IT TO ME!!!!!!
shes so girlboss
She's THE girlboss
"it wasnt funny at all"
"Thats cause its a horror movie"
“Have a plan to kill everyone you meet”
Nothing like that robuss-
Lord forgive me for what I'm about to do
“I’m a woman, baby.”
Reminds me of when my dad told a gay man that he should be able to easily fix a lightbulb, telling him “you’re a man”
They responded exactly like Kleo.
My dad laughed so hard after and told me. There were friends.
"have a plan to kill everyone you meet" - sniper
The "grounded Commonwealth' mod fixing it
God she could GET IT
She WILL get it
why did they make her so damn hot bro
i am genuinely so glad Adelaide from FO76 exists, don't even ask why
Of course you're glad Adelaide exists, she didn't become a star by making people unhappy about her existence (mostly)
@@TaurusTheCrazyBullexcept for Frankie of course, I'm sure she was very unhappy near the end
But I'm mainly just glad Adelaide teaches me about interfacing
Wife material
Literally material
@@CasperTheRamKnight2 aluminum, 1 assaultron circuit board, 1 enhanced targeting card, 11 fusion cells, 1 nuclear material, and 1 power relay coil to be exact
@@audiovisualcringeDough for my power armour.
"Kill everyone you meet"
-TF2 Sniper
Kleo is unironically one of my favorite characters in FO4.
Once i did a KLEO II on a robots workbench i need to myself
She a baddie ngl
*ClANK* *CLANK* *CLANK* *snap* YEOUCH
“I’m not bad, I’m just programmed that way.”
- KL-E-O, probably 🤖 💃💋
Definitely got a like for that smooth loop ➰➿➰