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  • @papaya1551
    @papaya1551 10 ปีที่แล้ว +739

    "You passive aggressive robot sack of ketchup pee!
    GAH!"
    Best Hank Green quote ever.

    • @papaya1551
      @papaya1551 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      OMG! 40 likes?! THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU!!!

    • @KarateShotokanKid1
      @KarateShotokanKid1 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      papaya1551 What's better is that a guy just below you commented the exct same thing and you both have the same number of likes!

    • @heyyyy8918
      @heyyyy8918 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂😂😂

  • @yokab
    @yokab 10 ปีที่แล้ว +286

    Man, we need more of Hank ranting on stuff.

  • @coena9377
    @coena9377 4 ปีที่แล้ว +354

    I agree that “gay” is an extremely lame and immature insult. Instead, I like to use “passive aggressive robot sack of ketchup pee”.

    • @TheSquigy
      @TheSquigy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      It's a modern Shakespeare insult

    • @FyreHeartStudios
      @FyreHeartStudios ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'm crying. Like, literally, crying. 😂

    • @Mgdr2011
      @Mgdr2011 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ketchup pee!!!

  • @Lyw1234567890
    @Lyw1234567890 9 ปีที่แล้ว +342

    I've watched 3:37 7 times already and the "GAH" at the end just keeps getting funnier

    • @orbemsolis
      @orbemsolis 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lisa Wang XD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

    • @nathandaniel5451
      @nathandaniel5451 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lisa Wang 3:40

    • @orbemsolis
      @orbemsolis 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      hills nathan love that

    • @LOLzim2good4u
      @LOLzim2good4u 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lisa Wang Bless you for point that out. I don't even know why it's that funny.

    • @truboo4268
      @truboo4268 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +Lisa Wang I really wanna use that insult.

  • @ericwinter2083
    @ericwinter2083 10 ปีที่แล้ว +720

    EVERYTHING IS CHEMICALS

    • @alexpayne4582
      @alexpayne4582 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      what about the contents of a vacuum (which is nothing btw if u didn't know)

    • @jemimamurphy4061
      @jemimamurphy4061 10 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      alex payne a vacuum isn't a 'thing', the actual definition of a vacuum is 'nothing' ["a space devoid of matter"] which you just stated. In brackets. As a side note. Therefore your point is moot. And stupid.

    • @ericwinter2083
      @ericwinter2083 10 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Jemima Murphy he probably watched like 2 physics documentaries and now thinks he has his phd in physics

    • @alexpayne4582
      @alexpayne4582 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jemima Murphy but you said everything and if there is something for it to be considered existent like the vacuum of space then yes a vacuum is a thing whether devoid of matter or not it still exists unless you want to leave a space station with no suit on so yes it is a thing in existence and I remind you 'everything thing in existence is a chemical'

    • @jemimamurphy4061
      @jemimamurphy4061 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      alex payne A vacuum isn't a thing in existence though! That's the point! Hahaha please google this before commenting any more! It's not "the vacuum of space" it's "space is a vacuum" - it is a word used to describe nothing, as words are a human institution you can't expect every descriptive word to be a physical thing, you know? I know you are trying and I don't want to come across as rude I'm honestly attempting to be helpful, it's genuinely interesting though, so do google it.

  • @rachelferguson2376
    @rachelferguson2376 10 ปีที่แล้ว +561

    'You passive aggressive robot sack of ketchup pee! GAH!' *laughs* Get's me every time! :D

    • @abigailagan7931
      @abigailagan7931 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaa.....hilarious!

    • @stormcloudsabound
      @stormcloudsabound 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      dftba's got a shirt of it now. not sure if it's still on sale but dude, it's great :)

    • @CrayonOlay
      @CrayonOlay 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      i'm gonna store this insult for use later...xD

    • @moviemadness2009
      @moviemadness2009 10 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I was eating when he said that. I nearly lost myself. :P

    • @hello_olivia_here
      @hello_olivia_here 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      Laurie Pavero me too, ohmygosh

  • @Pile_of_carbon
    @Pile_of_carbon 11 ปีที่แล้ว +251

    If I tried to talk as fast as Hank I'd probably faint because I wouldn't have time to breathe. How the hell does he do that? xD

    • @user-dt4mi5ye6y
      @user-dt4mi5ye6y 11 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Jump cuts. It's not like he sits and does this whole video in one take. It's probably the most used editing tool on TH-cam.

    • @Pile_of_carbon
      @Pile_of_carbon 11 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      WireDxEntitY
      Even with the jump cuts, he still talks pretty damn fast. =P

    • @renoloverxoxo
      @renoloverxoxo 11 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      It's because of the 4 minute time limit.

    • @christianloper9483
      @christianloper9483 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Eh, it's not that hard. You've just got to get your blood flowing. D:

    • @JasonVaysberg
      @JasonVaysberg 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He might speed up the video slightly to get under 4 minutes without it being noticeable too.

  • @issy1386
    @issy1386 9 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    thank you for introducing us all to the phrase 'diabolical turd face'. That's amazing.

  • @irellyvant
    @irellyvant 11 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    i have watched this so many times and somehow hank being unbelievably frustrated and angry brings me so much joy

  • @coglineerro730
    @coglineerro730 8 ปีที่แล้ว +260

    #PassiveAggressiveRobotSackOfKetchupPee

    • @DaveGaming99
      @DaveGaming99 8 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Charlie Grant GAH

    • @Tailikku1
      @Tailikku1 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      #GAH

  • @gracehopps2009
    @gracehopps2009 8 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    Passive
    Aggressive
    Robot
    Sack
    Of
    Ketchup
    Pee
    Iconic.
    If you make this into a t-shirt I will buy 3 of them over the course of my lifetime.

  • @jasminewang6690
    @jasminewang6690 8 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    "ye passive aggressive robot sack of ketchup pee"
    Shakespearean insult of the century

  • @aireannawachal5326
    @aireannawachal5326 8 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    number seven is my favorite. just because I don't know every single little tiny thing of that fandom.....doesn't mean I "don't deserve to even know about it" or I" am not really a fan at all. just a wannabe"

    • @metallsnubben
      @metallsnubben 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Indeed, would not an interest in deepening ones knowledge of a subject be pretty central to the definition of a "fan", and would that not mean that one had stuff left to learn?

    • @saaargummm1868
      @saaargummm1868 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm so ashamed I used to be that person who believed that not knowing everything means you are not a real fan.

    • @geepersweepers3184
      @geepersweepers3184 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I agree. Besides, at one point off and start off as people who don’t know much about the fandom. I don’t think it makes sense that a person who had been a friend longer is making fun of another person was in the same situation they were before.

    • @marthawilkinson3238
      @marthawilkinson3238 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      For some reason im fine with other people being new/not knowing a lot about a fandom(even excited about educating them about it) but do I hold myself to the same standard/expectation? Ha! Nono which is why I have to watch every single vlogbrothers video chronologically before I can start watching their current ones and calling myself a proper fan🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

  • @ascott741
    @ascott741 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    10 years late and no one is mentioning the dolly zoom at 3:03!!!!!!!!! That was chef's kiss

  • @Account-go7lv
    @Account-go7lv 11 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    This is your primal scream

  • @darkroselight3835
    @darkroselight3835 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Every now and then I come back here for the boost of serotonin.

  • @EiferBrennan
    @EiferBrennan 10 ปีที่แล้ว +150

    I die laughing every time Hank calls the "U-Scan" a "Passive Aggressive Robot Sack of Ketchup Pee!".

    • @lizs.3130
      @lizs.3130 10 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      GAH!!!!

    • @minefilms1122
      @minefilms1122 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      XD

    • @robertofontiglia4148
      @robertofontiglia4148 10 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      He... says that once. Just the one time... Or do you watch this in a loop ?

  • @thepip3599
    @thepip3599 10 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    It's funny how when you're writing a comment, it says "share your thoughts" but you can post nothing but a space, and it will work.

    • @thepip3599
      @thepip3599 10 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    • @kynigosthewolf4573
      @kynigosthewolf4573 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The Pip

    • @ActionLandFilms
      @ActionLandFilms 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Was that your only thought

    • @Bearsca
      @Bearsca 9 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Some people's thoughts are nothing more than a single space ...

  • @AliztheAwesom1
    @AliztheAwesom1 11 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE ROBOT SACK OF KETCHUP PEE is my new go to insult.

  • @pantsrevolutions
    @pantsrevolutions 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You have no idea how many times I have played this video just for the "EVERYTHING IS CHEMICALS!" rant.

  • @heyysimone
    @heyysimone 9 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    I LOVE the part about not knowing every single detail of something youre a fan of. Everyone starts out not knowing, it doesnt make them less of a fan. And some people also dont have memories as good as others. I can quote the entire film Juno, it doesnt mean that i like it more than my sister does though.

    • @HouseMDaddict
      @HouseMDaddict 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      heyysimone I feel like it's boring if you know every detail of something. I personally like discovering new things about something of which I am a fan. It's like a neverending puzzle where pieces connect sometimes!

    • @MrZAP17
      @MrZAP17 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +heyysimone It's also that people have different strengths. I'm a Star Wars fan. I've been a Star Wars fan for a long time, and in that time I've both accumulated a ton of trivia knowledge and met a lot of other Star Wars fans. I can tell you all about the extras in the cantina scene, or the history of the Sith, or the galactic geography, but if you ask me to quote the films word for word, or even a full scene at any point in any of the movies? I can't do that. I've never been able to do that, because my memory doesn't work that way (and also I don't see the point in making the effort). But I can introduce you to people who can, or who know more about other things than I do. The idea that to be a fan you need to know EVERYTHING about your chosen fandom is ludicrous, especially when there's so much information to go through and when most people are honestly a fan of more than one thing anyway.

  • @LibertyLikes
    @LibertyLikes 10 ปีที่แล้ว +177

    EVERYTHING IS CHEMICALS!

    • @bentschirhart249
      @bentschirhart249 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ARVYTANG AHZ KAMIKLES

    • @martysue3704
      @martysue3704 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Victory Nepeta JHA JHA, CTHULU PHFTHAGN!

    • @bentschirhart249
      @bentschirhart249 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      AZSXDCFVGBHNJ XESCDRFVTBGHUN ED5HUIJ CDRTFVYGBU ®Í≈ΆÇÏ©√ÁıÓ¨˚√ÔÇÏ˚†¨

    • @LibertyLikes
      @LibertyLikes 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Oh dear God what have I started

    • @bentschirhart249
      @bentschirhart249 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ARVYTANG AHZ NOT NOT KAMIKLES?

  • @jangwoo24
    @jangwoo24 9 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    I love it when Hank goes insane in 3:32

  • @haleydawson11
    @haleydawson11 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Whenever I'm feeling down, I come to this video. This is my favorite.

  • @FullElectronOrbital
    @FullElectronOrbital 8 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Hank, one rage every three months is permitted. Just try not to hurt anyone who doesn't deserve it.

  • @pantopia3518
    @pantopia3518 10 ปีที่แล้ว +234

    Is there a way to down load "PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE ROBOT SACK OF KETCHUP PEE ... GAH". ?

    • @claired5829
      @claired5829 10 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      The GAH killed me

    • @jefferygiraffe2668
      @jefferygiraffe2668 9 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      There needs to be a shirt made.

    • @keokiracerhalsteren
      @keokiracerhalsteren 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      cant choose name I have the seperate clip here, just go to keepvid or something like that to download it :) th-cam.com/video/nzpHb8xI9Wk/w-d-xo.html

    • @FuzzballZebrakinz
      @FuzzballZebrakinz 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      cant choose name I made it a gif! th-cam.com/users/gif?v=xV_4EA-wrPc&g=RURkv4NXY9s

    • @claired5829
      @claired5829 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Fuzzball Zebrakinz you are the savior, god bless you

  • @mikedavey1996
    @mikedavey1996 11 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Eating a tub of lard while watching a Firefly marathon. That's probably a thing.

  • @ColorPixie81
    @ColorPixie81 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love this channel. I am new to the channel, and I found it due to the Fault in Our Stars. I'm not ashamed to admit it. Hank, you are hilarious!! Keep being awesome!!

  • @deathsheir2035
    @deathsheir2035 11 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Actually, it is a good idea to let out your anger every once in a while. Short term, versus long term effects. The short term of letting out your anger, is you get angrier, however, the long term, you feel better. Where not letting out anger, short term, you seem like a nice happier person, but the long term you'll just become an angry person with uncontrollable spouts of rage.

  • @PaulLaPorteJr
    @PaulLaPorteJr 10 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    ...Just shake up the squeezable ketchup bottle, man.

    • @TheInfamousBertman
      @TheInfamousBertman 10 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      This was my only problem with the video. Shake the bottle = no ketchup pee.

  • @Awesomeness2728
    @Awesomeness2728 10 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    Oh my god this is the hardest I've laughed in months.
    *EVERYTHING IS CHEMICALS!!*

    • @meghanhaynes4279
      @meghanhaynes4279 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Water, your body, omega 3 fatty acids, raspberries, EVERYHING

    • @tiffanyrosejenks3963
      @tiffanyrosejenks3963 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      Me too. Thank you Hank Green

  • @geekgirl5675
    @geekgirl5675 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I have watched this video so many times. It was the video that introduced me to vlogbrothers and it has forever been my favorite.

  • @randomgirll3123
    @randomgirll3123 11 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I showed my cousion the part about using gay as an insult. She called you gay I yelled "immature and stupid", and I got yelled at... :I I hate social convention...

    • @zingeuron5094
      @zingeuron5094 11 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Don't worry. 40 years from now when people use f*g or gay (in an insulting way) people will look at them like they said n-------.

    • @randomgirll3123
      @randomgirll3123 11 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It bugs me so bad though...

  • @forsagebone
    @forsagebone 8 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Watching Hank freak out has got to be one of the best things in this world XD

  • @WhimsicalBlades
    @WhimsicalBlades 10 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I have had a very stressful and draining day today. Watching random vlogbrothers videos might be the only thing at this moment that can make me feel good. Thank you both for being awesome and reminding me the world is bigger than myself. Also, "passive aggressive robot sack of ketchup pee... GAH!" always makes me laugh, so thanks, Hank. I know you probably won't see this but I just wanted to express my exhausted and stressed out gratitude for what seems like the only bit of genuine, untainted enjoyment I've had all day.

  • @TheSolitaryGrape
    @TheSolitaryGrape 10 ปีที่แล้ว

    When you were saying about how you have it good and everything, it reminded me of a conversation my mum and I had recently, and she said one thing that really stuck in my mind- 'Just because other people have problems worse than yours, does not mean your problems are insignificant.' god damn I love my mum

  • @Datalore2371
    @Datalore2371 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    1:30 I have had "IT'S YOUR PEE AND SOMEONE IS GONNA HAVE TO CLEAN IT UP" play in my head literally EVERY time I've used the bathroom for the last 6 years
    So thanks, Hank. The toilet seat is always cleaner after I use it thanks to you.

    • @chocolateer8907
      @chocolateer8907 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      10 years later and I came back here to say this! Hank has made the world a better place in a lot of big ways but also in a lot of little ways

  • @jamessanders6750
    @jamessanders6750 10 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I want "Everything is chemicals" on a t-shirt.

  • @yogurtfluff1
    @yogurtfluff1 11 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    LOL! The best insult for a self serve checkout ever.

  • @kolyabean
    @kolyabean 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This is one of my all time favorite vlogbrothers vids. :)

    • @kolyabean
      @kolyabean 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      8 years later this is still true. I can recite basically the entire thing. So that's fun

  • @remyratatouille9928
    @remyratatouille9928 10 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    I LOOVVE THIS!!! My friend and I quote it waay to often!

  • @maggiemiller3174
    @maggiemiller3174 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The fact that hank years later would call American his favorite cheese, referencing its wigglyness, is character growth.

  • @eggtart2290
    @eggtart2290 10 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    Best insult: Passive Aggressive Robot Sack of Ketchup Pee

    • @playme676
      @playme676 10 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      GAH!

  • @mimikechan
    @mimikechan 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I just bwafflesnorted my way through this :3 I am in total agreement with the device for indicating your intention to turn, seems to be an optional extra on a lot of cars these days. Good rant a* would watch again.

  • @FaelynDexter
    @FaelynDexter 9 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Still one of my favorite videos.

  • @chaotic_cassie7915
    @chaotic_cassie7915 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Haha nice video, totally agree especailly with the gay as an insult thing. I like what you said about having the right to rant. There's a quote that I love: “I think that if I ever have kids, and they are upset, I won't tell them that people are starving in China or anything like that because it wouldn't change the fact that they were upset. And even if somebody else has it much worse, that doesn't really change the fact that you have what you have.” ―Stephen Chbosky

  • @OnesTheGoodWereTaken
    @OnesTheGoodWereTaken 10 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "PARSOKP" is now my favorite insult.

  • @hughburroughs
    @hughburroughs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I'm in the middle of a really bad classroom meet. And this really made my day.

  • @TerryBadger
    @TerryBadger 11 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    You need your own TV station 24/7 ...

  • @garetr
    @garetr 11 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I totally agree regarding the bathroom paper rant. Do those companies really save money when I fold the bathroom paper 10 times to make the process somewhat sanitary?

  • @dracognia
    @dracognia 11 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I agree with EVERYTHING said in this video.
    These rants are so spot-on that it's...
    YES!!!

  • @LovesMusicAngel
    @LovesMusicAngel 10 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love the Green brothers... This seriously never fails to make me chuckle

  • @thefailurezone4689
    @thefailurezone4689 11 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Best moment: *dramatic zoom* So don't!

  • @HakuRules1133
    @HakuRules1133 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Hank, you are the cutest.

  • @crocussativus
    @crocussativus 9 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    2:30 gets me every time

  • @amaliagonzalez4892
    @amaliagonzalez4892 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    i watch this video every few months, it's probably my favorite thing in all of youtube

  • @monineath8490
    @monineath8490 11 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I hate people who can't understand that not everybody comprehends things the same way as they do. Dear delinquent friends: if you see this, please stop punching me. It really freaking hurts and don't you dare expect me to just think that you're joking.

  • @jbkjbk1999
    @jbkjbk1999 11 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    But Hank! if you shake the bottle before you use it, you dont get the pink ketchup piss!

  • @lizzychan844
    @lizzychan844 9 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    The earphone and chair thing! I broke my favourite pair of earphones because of that!

    • @evanknowles4780
      @evanknowles4780 9 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Lizzy C I would've broken the chair

    • @thomaswillard6267
      @thomaswillard6267 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Why don't you just not leave your "favourite pair of earphones" on the floor where the chair can tool over them.

    • @lizzychan844
      @lizzychan844 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Not really now that I'm aware of the problem.

  • @5mileyrox5
    @5mileyrox5 10 ปีที่แล้ว

    this is probably one of my favourite hank videos!

  • @thoughtfulusername16
    @thoughtfulusername16 11 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I laughed so hard at the chemicals rant. One of my biggest pet peeves

  • @skeetersorenson4909
    @skeetersorenson4909 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    If your nose whistles, LEAVE THE ROOM AND BLOW YOUR STUPID NOSE!

  • @jura3899
    @jura3899 10 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    Ha. Passive aggressive sack of ketchup pee is the funniest sentence I've ever heard!

  • @elainebelzDetroit
    @elainebelzDetroit 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Whenever I ask someone how they are and they say, "I can't complain!" I encourage them to try harder.

  • @emmaleptich4214
    @emmaleptich4214 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    AHAHAHHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHA! every part, every sentence, every WORD of this video is SO TRUE! i couldn't of said it better. THIS IS HILARIOUS AND AMAZING!

  • @aubriedeming2252
    @aubriedeming2252 11 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I yelled at SIX people today for using gay as an insult. SIX FREAKING PEOPLE. THAT'S SIX LIVING BREATHING HUMAN BEINGS. THAT IOS ABSOFREAKINGLUTELY RIDICULOUS.

  • @thoughtsfromahead
    @thoughtsfromahead 10 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    A Hank favorite

  • @MeggieDinosaur
    @MeggieDinosaur 9 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is, hands down, the best VlogBrothers video.

  • @evelynnwhitebridge2497
    @evelynnwhitebridge2497 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    You know, I have to point out that indeed a "turdface" would seem to stand to gain from increased ply in toilet paper, unless their defining feature was crucial to their identity, in which I would have to understand why the propagation of that ply would be ideal.

  • @ajmorgan3420
    @ajmorgan3420 9 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    If you ask a friend over, DON'T TELL THEM TO WAIT WHILE YOU PLAY VIDEO GAMES!

  • @morganmurphyloves1D
    @morganmurphyloves1D 10 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Firefly and Buffy....I love you Hank ❤️

  • @spacepopeXIV
    @spacepopeXIV 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Hank is hilarious and so angry at times on his Twitter and TikTok nowadays and I love it! So I literally searched up Hank Green mad on TH-cam to find this gem. We need more angry but good people like Hank to counter the angry horrible people in the world.

  • @JamesLewis007
    @JamesLewis007 10 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    y'know you do have the option to mute the passive aggressive voice on self serve checkouts. It's the volume control at the bottom of the screen. Give it a try some time.

    • @cassie3854
      @cassie3854 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      WAIT WHAT

    • @JamesLewis007
      @JamesLewis007 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Vanelope VonShweets yep :)

    • @globypants6057
      @globypants6057 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      THANK YOU YOU HAVE SAVED MY LIFE AND THE LIFE OF ALL THE PEOPLE IN GROCERY STORES.

  • @softserve2734
    @softserve2734 10 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    As soon as he starts talking about Buffy the vampire slayer I couldn't help but think he and AmazingPhil need to collaborate xD

  • @JaredOttoMusic
    @JaredOttoMusic 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    If the toilet paper was perforated, would it be "TEARableness?" :D

  • @stealthlock6634
    @stealthlock6634 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    1:15 This one hits harder since I learned about Hank’s ulcerative colitis

  • @bambilawl27
    @bambilawl27 11 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I LOVE THIS> THAT IS NOT CHEESE> THANKYOU

  • @emullinsstreams
    @emullinsstreams 10 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    3:33 Gets me every time. xD

  • @smokee1325
    @smokee1325 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    can still quote this whole thing

  • @eldarauko
    @eldarauko 10 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Seriously people. Please stop saying "That's gay". Even more importantly, PLEASE stop using "retarded" as an insult. You're really just saying "that's stupid" or "messed up" and gay people or people with special needs are neither.

  • @ashleycasey2093
    @ashleycasey2093 10 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    I've never seen a nerd this angry,since that nerd got into a fight about religion with a christian.

  • @chazzergamer
    @chazzergamer 9 ปีที่แล้ว +157

    I feel envigerated to have my own rants so here I go!
    1. If you bring your phone to a cinema, TURN IT OFF!!! Honest to god I saw one kid bring a PSP into the film thAT SHOULD BE ILLEGAL!!
    2. People who think that the term "Mary Sue" means a character who is perfect are gonna have a bad time since thats wrong! It means "A character who is so perfect that they are unharmed and not threatend by the works of the narritive."
    3. Anyone who says "You don't get it" in a vapid attempt to sound superior please feel free to drench yourself in oil and light yourself on fire!
    4. Strong female characters are characters that are written as deep and complex as their male counter parts and NOT just a cheap badass action girl!! Black Widow (In the movies) is not a strong female character since she is no where near developed as the other male heroes (Though I hope this will change with upcoming movies).
    5. If you watch a show or movie simply because there are attractive people in it and no other reason you need to reevaulate your priorities.
    6. People who argue over sub or dub anime need to go back into 2008 when this debate was still new because the rest of us anime fans are fucking sick of it!!
    7. Shipping is fun. Shipping real people is fun. Deluding yourself into saying that 2 people are a thing or that their sexuality is different than what they say because of your ship is creepy and needs to stop (Dan and Phill fans I'm looking at most of you).
    8. Fellas! If you are put in the friendzone then maturely accept rejection and continue to support your friend. Go all fedora "nice guy" on her and you deserve to be eaten alive by tiny ants from the inside out!!
    9. If you laugh or belittle a straight guy for not wanting to kiss/caress sexually/advanced physical contact for hypothetical amount of money than please leave this planet and tell me what its like to breathe on Mars! Its not that they are homophobic that it makes them uncomfortable but the fact that they are not attracted to men! Just like how a lesbian would be uncomfortable in the same situation!
    10. Tumblr....just Tumblr's attitude in general.
    11. And finally!! If you throw away more than 3 slices of pizza in one sitting then I will personally rip down your throat and rearrange all your inner organs to the point where your heart in near your crotch and your bladder is in your lung!!

    • @izzyGO52
      @izzyGO52 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sorry this is random but are you a fan of Jake and Amir, If I Were You? :D

    • @chazzergamer
      @chazzergamer 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      izzyGO52
      No I've never heard of those two. What made you ask though?

    • @izzyGO52
      @izzyGO52 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Haha Sorry it was the ant imagery which made me think of it but it was probably a bit far fetched XD

    • @chazzergamer
      @chazzergamer 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      izzyGO52
      Oh ok, in any case no I haven't even heard of them.

    • @sedrickalcantara9588
      @sedrickalcantara9588 9 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Charlie Brown Teo things: the first is i read this all in Hank's voice. Second, this needs to go viral.

  • @CharlieSalvatore1958
    @CharlieSalvatore1958 10 ปีที่แล้ว

    This has got to be one of my favs

  • @emilybuesing5157
    @emilybuesing5157 11 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Amen Hank. Amen.

  • @maroonggirl
    @maroonggirl 11 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    I think I've ranted about at least 15 of these things at some point or another. ESPECIALLY people not wiping up their frigging pee!
    Oh but I've had worse, Hank. While working at Wendy's, someone's baby's full diaper spilled all over the floor of the bathroom. You know who had to clean up all that baby poop? Yeah. Me. I'm talking like a giant pile of diarrhea. How something so teeny and adorable can produce that much crap, I will never know.
    To the mom's credit, she tried to clean it up. But the frigging cheap toilet paper just wasn't doing it. It just added to the mess.

  • @tompov227
    @tompov227 8 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    0:52 me @ everyone I know

  • @emmavanlieshout9389
    @emmavanlieshout9389 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I remember watching this when it came out and laughing uncontrollably then immediately rewatching it. I wonder what it says about me that this is one of my favorite vlogbrothers videos, but it matters that it makes me laugh.

  • @manguy01
    @manguy01 10 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    I loved this.
    But about the "gay" thing. (it's not really a problem for me, because I was brought up to not use the word) I know it's offensive, but i mean, come on. It's not even an etymologically useful word. It's an arbitrary and irrational term. You can't really be surprised when people use it to describe things that are arbitrary and irrational.

    • @Snugfly
      @Snugfly 10 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      u know your comment can be mistaken for u saying u believe that being gay is arbitrary and irrational.

    • @Snugfly
      @Snugfly 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      your comment could be misunderstood. others may think u belive being gay is arbitrary and irrational. which it is niether.

    • @manguy01
      @manguy01 10 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      That's not what I meant although, I'm sure some people would actually agree with that.
      But, fanatical support of the homosexual movement like we do is a bit arbitrary and irrational. No one makes a big deal when people call things "lame" or "dumb."
      It's fashionable to fight for gay rights because we want people to think we're modern and moral. But few people actually know anything about what they're talking about.

    • @helgakrobo
      @helgakrobo 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      MicManGuy
      Try "retarded" as an insult in a normal conversation: watch everyone flip their shit.
      "lame/dumb": there is neither a movement to defend nor a history of wide discrimination of people who can't walk well OR people who think slowly. Try again.

    • @manguy01
      @manguy01 10 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      olegator5
      You just made my point for me: There's no movement to defend the dumb and the lame. It's not what's popular. Which do you care about? People hurt by terms turned derogatory or being able to brag about how self-righteous you are?
      Also, Dumb means "mute" (cannot talk). For the better part of our history, the mute were considered stupid and the cripple were considered parasites. Oh, but defending those minorities isn't what's "in" right now, so who cares?

  • @sevencinderblocks
    @sevencinderblocks 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Calls America the wealthiest country. Lol

  • @thesafteycrazycuber
    @thesafteycrazycuber 8 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    It's actually been found that gif is pronounced as yiff

  • @kopymatic
    @kopymatic 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    1:38 ha ha. I have seen MUCH worse. In first grade, someone LITERALLY POOPED ON THE SEAT! WHO IN THEIR RIGHT MIND DOES THAT!? It (the poo) sat there for the rest of the week and mysteriously disappeared over the weekend. There were scrape marks on the seat. I believe they remained there for 3ish years

  • @snakehands
    @snakehands 8 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Ya it is weird that people use 'gay' as an insult, the other day I saw someone on youtube use 'transgender' as an insult. Like saying it to a pre-adolescent boy who I guess he thought looked girly 'cuz his hair was long and curly and he had really big eyes. Did I just make a poem?

    • @metallsnubben
      @metallsnubben 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It really is weird. It's just like using left-handed as an insult. You're not insulting the person you want to insult because IT'S A VERY NEUTRAL TRAIT THAT JUST OCCURS IN PEOPLE, yet you're insulting left handed people by implying that it's negative. HRRRNG

    • @joeyverliesharen
      @joeyverliesharen 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Too bad he didn't say that insulting people using 'gay' is just a super gay thing to do. I was really hoping he would say that.

    • @saltyman7888
      @saltyman7888 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      except 'transgender' is like a greek/latin fancy word.

  • @user-ne3ze4zz7r
    @user-ne3ze4zz7r 10 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Wealthiest country? The country that has $17.3 trillion in debt? o_o

  • @chesseswar
    @chesseswar 9 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    0:54 I thought he was going to say Your Mom
    -_- oh how my friends have poisoned me so

  • @abbystreu2253
    @abbystreu2253 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    When I feel irritated, uptight, upset, or sad, I watch this video and it makes me feel a ton better. Happiness is key. Hilarious video. DO ANOTHER PLEASE...

  • @lugal-zage-si4782
    @lugal-zage-si4782 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    What if you use "that's gay" ironically around all your gay friends who also say "that's gay"

    • @mirandabarrett8987
      @mirandabarrett8987 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I get that, but as a lesbian something that really put me off coming out for many years was hearing people use that word as an insult or a negative thing in public, so it still kind of sucks imo

    • @lugal-zage-si4782
      @lugal-zage-si4782 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I could understand that. My clique is very sexually expressive and open so no one cares if we use it ironically. I wouldn't say it to someone out side of this group though, especially because my school is cracking down on the phrase, which counterintuitively is what led us to start saying it, cause it felt like the school was going too far. Over all context really matters, if a preppy conservative douche says it, it's different than if I or a gay person says it ironically.

    • @mirandabarrett8987
      @mirandabarrett8987 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Avery Neese
      sure it is, but how does I or anyone else know what's ironic and what's not? If you use it in front of other people, and I'm assuming you do if you go places with your friends, people may judge you negatively for saying it thinking you're a homophobic wanker or those in the closet/insecure may be afraid to come out because of it, or others are encouraged to use it including kids because they see it as normal and ok. What I'm saying is assuming you use it in front of others they will not know what's ironic and what's not
      Fair enough on the school thing, sort of had the same thing with "mindfulness," but better that than the other way.... there are kids in my area that yell abuse at gay kids in the street or at school (or those who might act or look camp/butch whatever) and the schools just don't give a shit cause they see it as a choice to be open

    • @lugal-zage-si4782
      @lugal-zage-si4782 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      I guess it's good to see someone else's perspective. (There are some exemptions but-) Everyone at my school are total libs because I live in a suburb of a capital city in the Northern United States.

    • @mirandabarrett8987
      @mirandabarrett8987 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Avery Neese
      Damn, that must be awesome.... I live in London which means some parts are extremely left wing and other parts are full of pig fucking, poor hating bastards

  • @PeachReaver
    @PeachReaver 11 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Passive aggressive sack of ketchup pee..XDDD

  • @LibertyLikes
    @LibertyLikes 10 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    BTW: If you hit UP on the ketchup bottle, the ketchup will come out please spread the word this is IMPORTANT

    • @gracestewart8168
      @gracestewart8168 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yeah, if you tap the glass 57 on a Heinz bottle, (or the same spot if it's not a Heinz bottle) it will make the ketchup come out much faster.

    • @michaelwalker4977
      @michaelwalker4977 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      Grace Stewart I was just about to give this same advice. Hold the bottle at about a 45 degree angle and tap the "shoulder" of the bottle (where the 57 is stamped on a Heinz bottle) with the side of your other hand and within about 10 taps it will start flowing. Or, as the friend who taught me this trick explained it, "You just spank the 57."

  • @theresan4464
    @theresan4464 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This video makes my day I always come back to watch it when I feel shitty

  • @Ambiguous9
    @Ambiguous9 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I agree with like
    all of this