Roasting FOOLISH Commander Decks
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 7 ก.พ. 2025
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DECKLISTS:
Falco Spara - www.moxfield.c...
Yawgmoth - archidekt.com/...
Kyler - www.moxfield.c...
Xavier Sal - moxfield.com/d...
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"Put this shit on their second monitor" goes so hard. (despite that, agreed that this is first monitor content, editor doing great work and you killing it with the patter and deck reads)
tysm
Nah, this is first monitor power. Mango gets two sips from me.
ty fam
@triplemangothreat we got you homie.
With Falco spara on the battlefield he can cast the tutored spell from the top immediately, so the worldly and enlightened tutors does function as card draw/an improved tutor in a creative way
Correct
Falco already had access to the top card of your library, effectively making it part of your hand. You're basically exchanging *that* card for whatever you get with your Worldly/Enlightened tutors, meaning your effective hand size is the same, but you spent a card to do so. Making it card negative as he says.
@@hardcoreironman3474entirely fair, but “B, discard a card: search your library for a card and add it to your hand” is quite solid. Not technically card draw, but incredible hand fixing which a lot of people hold in the same place in their head.
@ Maybe, it's still odd to put a net negative card effect as "card draw" to me.
@@hardcoreironman3474Eh, the point of card draw is to get the cards you want in your hand. If anything, it's addressing the problem even more directly.
Ey I like the length here, that's a SOLID ROCK HARD 30 minutes, thanks for your hard work Mango
its honest work
First monitor, mtg with friends
Second monitor: Maldhound hating on decks
Third monitor/phone: additional maldhound Playlist because Mango needs those sips
Not Kylar... But Katilda, Dawnhart Prime actually makes a good humans/enchantress deck. A lot of enchantresses are just incidentally humans so you can tap them for mana to play more spells. Unlike a lot of enchantress decks, I didn't focus on tokens, I focused on counters.
8:09 "Evil Bird demon that poops out an ooze every six seconds" is just that one Slifer/Jam Breeding Machine episode from Yu-Gi-Oh
Your description of the Yawgmoth deck sounds like every deck Joe Johnson plays. Won’t cut the mustard at a cEDH table, but will curb stomp most casual tables. Nothing against Joe, I like his content, but that just seems to be where all his decks live.
Yeah Joe loves being right up against the edge of CEDH
The man goes by Bushido Brown, and he lives on the edge of a samurai sword.
And I’d still rather be in a pod with Mald, cause the roast-off would be epochal AND the gameplay would be more enjoyable
Yeah that's the second most obnoxious type of deck, can't stand seeing those. (the most obnoxious is instawin pubstomp bullshit that plays coy by running a bad commander)
Wow nearly 30 full minutes!
30 minutes of quality deck roasting?! That's so cool! May Mango enjoy their well-deserved sips of water
Give Mango a full glass of water for me. This was top-notch.
tysm
GENTRIFIED GUMBY
"normal bj to dragon succ" is a sentence
In deck number 1's defense. I had a bunch of thumming stones lying around too. I sold all but 4. Builder is old like me. It was a bulk rare at the time.
This is why you don't sell your rares unless you are absolutely okay with parting with them forever for the value offered. Thankfully I learned that lesson in 2004 and not 2025.
@DuskieTheBear i mean i still got 4 of them, and and I don't run any "You can run any number of " decks.
About the 2 tutors, you can cast from the top, so it's almost as good as going to hand.
Honestly its weird to me seeing the yawgmoth critique. I went out of the country and played at a local LGS in LA, and was just culture shocked by the power levels. I always thought i played casual and maybe even high power but the minute I pulled out my deck it was called CEDH. Dont get me wrong, i dont like the Yawgmoth deck in the video all too much for casual because of the ungodly amount of tutors (for reference, I run 0 and the only fast mana i have is dark ritual) but where I live we simply like optimizing our decks.
I agree with this, and it’s why there is that tidbit about “if you are at a table that likes this nothing I say matters”. It’s elaborated much more in the full stream (I think we keep like half of a sentence here) but I understand and support decks that are simply built for tables different from mine. The mechanical critiques of the deck still stand independent of whether it’s in an appropriate meta imo.
emergence zone is pretty neat in there yeah. enchantments in hand turn into combat tricks, and humans in hand turn into instant speed blockers that should win so long as kylar is protected
I'm proud my jank-ass Kyler deck gets to be the Thumbnail of the video lol
Since the roast, I've reworked the deck to be more focused on Enchantments/Auras with Calix, Guided by Fate as the cmdr and Kyler + Ellivere in the 99
I saw the thumbnail and grabbed my Kyler deck to compare. I was thrown off the old card comment from @maldhound . I was expecting way more old school jank. I have a bunch of white border era cards in mine - Benalish Hero, Abu Jafar, Trap Runner, Augur ill-Vec, Soul Sculptor, General Jarkeld . . . Half the time it wins it’s because my opponents are confused by what my motley collection of humans do.
As a person who had Kyler as their first deck / precon, I love my Kyler, you let me have my bad cards in peace!
Engagement for the algorithm!
Thank you!
Skulls for the skull throne!
my day is made i got to enjoy mald’s hatred of planeswalkers twice
Have you thought of doing this to the Professors decks that he has done videos on. might make for some good content.
The temptation have Mald do this to my Orvar poison deck grows every day
I had Tyler as a commander for a humans deck, but then I switched it to torrens, and the deck ran so much smoother
Gonna need to take a peek under the hood of that sultai deck. I have a GB "super acquaintances" deck.. it's more like a supersized 1v1 midrange deck. Probably my favorite brew.
I need to know how to get on this show cause I have a banger for Mald
Mald I am BEGGING you to PLEASE use a different sound for the censor, even just a mute would be infinitely better. The buzz sound is soooo distracting
Since you want things in the graveyard doesn the slime deck benefit from puttin things on top that they want todd the miller to mill?
That Kyler deck is so weird, Mine is a bunch of cheap ways to ramp and protect him, then when he comes out he doesn't die, drop a few humans and its swinging time
If you're doing enchantments, especially auras in Selesnya, Calix, Guided by Fate is a must. Calix might be even better than Ellivere as a commander, you get double value on your enchantments and he's 1 mana cheaper.
I have been thinking to update my Kylar deck and add some enchantment, but that is because I got Cathar's Call yesterday. My thought has been adding things that make human tokens. At least maximising the amount of humans beyond just playing a creature.
I think before my deck was just good human creatures, but I want to go back in to add ramp, protection and then ways to just flood humans in, with possibly some sort of wide evasion.
As someone who run a kyler deck it's a human tribal +1 +1 it's basically every other +1 deck expect you put them all on him and he makes them all powerful. But he will be targeted a lot for that reason.
If you ever want to join the dark side, case of the stashed skeleton goes great in greven predator captain
Third monitor, you gotta work for the second.
A sip for each? Generous, my lowly peasants get a piece of soggy bread and a bowl of something stew.
I Had a planewalker deck who’s whole game plan was turn them into creatures and beat you down with them 😂😂
I also play Case of the Skele boi in Anhelo the Painter :)
Mald... No one but people who spent most of their time at their grandma's knows who gumby is. Yes this is a self-callout. 🍀
LET MANGO HAVE FREE ACCESS TO WATER #freemango
water pls
Sneaking snacks to mango
ty for the foods
I was theory crafting a sultai super friends deck that ended up very similar, even the same commander choice. Is this how I find out I’m a bad person?
Gets the like just for gentrified gumby 😂
You need a Generous Ent? Could be good in your EDH deck. 😆
I'll just give you one, bud.
Bruh, how do I show you my deck? Ive got a Rocco, street chef deck that I'm pretty proud of.
o7 reporting video having been moved to my second monitor, sir
loving these
May I know how can I submit my decklists to your roasting sessions?
I just got my second monitor, thanks mango
how does someone's deck get roasted chosen? is it a patreon option or whats up out of curiosity if anyone knows
Little low on slimes in that first deck. You're mostly gonna be hitting 2 or 3 triggers each cast with the occasional like 10 slime chain here and there. Cut the removal and up the slime count. Like sure, that'll be more than enough for most games, but there ain't no point in thrumming if you ain't gonna go all out.
Love the microphone
Chef, how do I get my Mendicant Bobblehead deck roasted
I've seen this video before... no wait. I've seen this video (the spara rating, at least) before. What timeline is this, again??
Do you watch the stream VODs at all? These all come from those
I still ask you to roast Lathiel the Bounteous Dawn.
You gotta up your thumbnail game, because this is great content. I just don't click on it usually because it looks uninteresting.
I’m both aware of this and not confident on how I can “up” it, changing to this thumbnail format was a meaningful boost in viewership and they are stream highlights so there isn’t a big narrative arc to have the thumbnail play off. I appreciate the feedback!
Anyone know what I gotta do for his judgement?
Patreon or kofi I believe
Omnath locus of mana
99 forests
Takin my break early to go watch this thing, let’s goooo
13:11 Mango, I’m sorry you had to edit this. Troper, I’m sorry you had to see this again after you cleansed it from your brain. Mald, I’m sorry you thought this was a good metaphor.
15:49 No, you were not, you -have- to find a better metaphor than farting in a hot tub or people are going to think it’s the writer’s barely disguised fetish from how often you use it
How he know it was on my second monitor.
brb doing sub hack to get Mango some sips
tasty ty
So that whole thing about playing a creature every turn? That's a classic test. Equal parts Forests and Grizzly Bears, if your deck loses then your deck sucks.
In heaven and earth, I alone, am the first comment.
You're a failure.
I wanna put my Miirym deck on his deck lists and see if it survives or is utter dog sh*t.
Dunk that 4th deck in the toilet.
Shout-out to Mango
Mango = The G.O.A.T
Get Kylar a power fist
Omg I love Huggbees!
... but I've only got 1 monitor....
Here before 10 likes, What's up MaldHound?
Saying "wipes to farewell" isn't helpful. Literally the only thing that doesn't wipe to farewell is land ramp.
I think hes just trying to point out that any go wide boardwipes would be able to swipe its little enchanted legs out from underneath it.
There is certainly a better way to word this, the core thrust is that a deck I would call “well built” is almost always ABLE to rebuild after a wipe so long as they retain their lands, the decks I say fold to farewell, I don’t mean they should be able to dodge farewell, I mean that it leaves them on “land pass” for 4+ turns after farewell which is a sign of poor construction unless you are deliberately playing an aggro strategy
Day 6 asking for Soldierboy knockoff Sergeant John Benton
Day 138 or something of asking if Kotori, Pilot Prodigy can pilot you
turn 7, 3 power on board
Rate Vona butcher of magan
Day 24 of asking you to boil red death shipwrecker
I want to be roasted
Day 3 of asking for The Necrobloom
15:40 specifically 3 individuals that have gotten chewed up and shit out and on by cedh that they leave cedh but also are too addicted to winning to play decks that are not also near or at cedh
Dragon succ😂
Woah