Swagger is a conspiracy theorist - Misfits Podcast

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  • @epicnoobforever6886
    @epicnoobforever6886 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1117

    5 stars: If I don’t listen to this, the voices get loud

  • @JFromLA99
    @JFromLA99 3 ปีที่แล้ว +569

    Rated 5 stars : Swagger's face being so red after saying nigga is priceless

    • @kalebmarlatt4947
      @kalebmarlatt4947 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Can I get a time stamp

    • @ummmyeah8458
      @ummmyeah8458 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@kalebmarlatt4947 28:34

    • @pibb_XL
      @pibb_XL 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Bruhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Moment

    • @sassypwny
      @sassypwny 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      BRUH I DONT THE SHIT FUNNY BUT HIS FACE MADE IT AMAZING🤣🤣

    • @MultiPeyton22
      @MultiPeyton22 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@sassypwny what

  • @fayragalanobel7553
    @fayragalanobel7553 3 ปีที่แล้ว +100

    When swagger started talking about a viewer listening to the podcast and driving down the road to have a brick fly through the windshield and kill them. It scared the fuck out of me cuz I was in fact doing that exact thing while driving by a construction site with bricks all over the sidewalk. Felt like my death was being predicted.

  • @nickmininno
    @nickmininno 3 ปีที่แล้ว +191

    I fall asleep every night listening to the podcast, I love you guys

  • @leebear8229
    @leebear8229 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    I’m genuinely astonished how mccreamy made it into the misfits, like he’s literally a family friendly fortnite TH-camr

  • @THUG_LOST
    @THUG_LOST 3 ปีที่แล้ว +191

    5 stars: fitz chose milk over the boys

    • @nothingnoone000
      @nothingnoone000 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Milk gang

    • @shaggyrogers2458
      @shaggyrogers2458 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Well his dad didn't bring it home, so what did you expect???

    • @THUG_LOST
      @THUG_LOST 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Haha

  • @rpetihun
    @rpetihun 3 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    5 stars: Swagger once tested positive for traces of blood in his weed system.

  • @noahhorn3929
    @noahhorn3929 3 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    Rated 5 stars: this podcast fueled my love for small men with funny voices

  • @BeytonBood
    @BeytonBood 3 ปีที่แล้ว +196

    Rated 5 stars: every time I watch the show I eat a bag of shredded cheese

    • @StevieSouthOfficial
      @StevieSouthOfficial 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I feel sorry for your digestive system fam 😱

    • @mryang8734
      @mryang8734 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@StevieSouthOfficial so do eye 💀

    • @peytonwood5099
      @peytonwood5099 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Cheese is sooo good

    • @coconutgaming7112
      @coconutgaming7112 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I play space engineers every time.

    • @bigjoey2633
      @bigjoey2633 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I’m shitting my insides out rn from eating a lot of cheese

  • @pudsy8760
    @pudsy8760 3 ปีที่แล้ว +142

    Rated 5 stars: everytime I listen to this I don’t know if I’m getting smarter or learning useless facts about hitler

    • @numederoman
      @numederoman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I think those 2 are the same thing

    • @mayathemayar4469
      @mayathemayar4469 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      "useless" you'll want these facts during the zombie apocalypse

    • @lovelybtches
      @lovelybtches 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@mayathemayar4469 or during your parents divorce

    • @mayathemayar4469
      @mayathemayar4469 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@lovelybtches You'll bring them back together with your knowledge of hitler

  • @JoeMAMA-wf4vy
    @JoeMAMA-wf4vy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Indian strain: *gives diarrhea*
    Everyone that stocked up on toilet paper: "You called me a Madman"

  • @WizzySoz
    @WizzySoz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    5 stars: Swaggers voice is so soothing that it could calm me down even if I start seeing the shadows again.

    • @blindclock3961
      @blindclock3961 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I see a LOT of people talking about how this podcast helps their mental issues and honestly I can relate

  • @thatrandommememan9900
    @thatrandommememan9900 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    28:32 caught me off gaurd and almost do a spit take with my milkshake

  • @jatri0-e9b
    @jatri0-e9b 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Swaggers scream in the dentist bit killed me

  • @cassymcclelland8874
    @cassymcclelland8874 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    Rated 5 Stars
    SWAGGER I GOT INTO UNI !! I THINK WE ALL WANT TO HEAR SOME FUNKY COLLEGE STORIES FROM YOU

    • @twistedsouls3833
      @twistedsouls3833 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      LETS GOOOO what uni?

    • @allisonwood4956
      @allisonwood4956 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@twistedsouls3833 university

    • @spline5243
      @spline5243 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@allisonwood4956 He probably meant "which uni?"

  • @ariel.222
    @ariel.222 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    5 stars: listened to this yesterday on spotify while walking around walmart and it was enjoyable

  • @lizwright6469
    @lizwright6469 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    5 stars; the misfits have become my cat Lewis’ favorite show. the only way i could calm him down on the way to the vet was to play the podcast.

  • @deadbug9577
    @deadbug9577 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    4:52 the way swaggers eyes lit up omg im dead

  • @cokemud
    @cokemud 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    5 stars: after graduating high school, I can without a doubt say I will be listening to this, for the rest of my life.

  • @christiangarcia7506
    @christiangarcia7506 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Didnt even notice the missing chain mail at first tbh lol

  • @SilentScope-qm2lq
    @SilentScope-qm2lq 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    5 well earned stars: this podcast is like the vaporub of youtube. I play it for my baby to go to sleep, i play it for the dog so he can learn how to talk like scooby, i listen to it and it makes my dopamine receptor go wee woo

  • @CT--tm2zm
    @CT--tm2zm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    11:40 i always type in swaggersouls podcast 😂

  • @kill3rbamb146
    @kill3rbamb146 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    5 stars: i genuinely Love this podcast and appreciate this podcast. This is the only content I can rely on to manage my anxiety, and panic disorder episodes. Thank you so much, you are all wonderful and genuine people.

  • @grilspartn
    @grilspartn 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    i was breaking down boxes at work... bent one and it snapped towards me and ever so slightly nicked the skin on my neck

  • @jamestown6692
    @jamestown6692 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    @48.50 swagger explains how money works. Thank you swagger

  • @ImMeE19
    @ImMeE19 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    First time finding you guys, already liked and subbed , my typa podcast

  • @rooikat9096
    @rooikat9096 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    5 stars : I'm so fucking stoned even after swagger said he left his chain mail at home I didn't even realize until the end

  • @fernious
    @fernious 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I absolutely love Swagger's impressions, they're actually really good!

  • @thelobby5693
    @thelobby5693 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I just had a surgery on my hand. Severed my tendon in my middle finger. Absolutely hated the needles. I couldn't even imagine having needles near my mouth

  • @Nikolai572
    @Nikolai572 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Rated 5 stars: Swaggersouls assassinated Fitz to claim his rightful spot in the podcast

  • @spaceface1809
    @spaceface1809 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    “spicy is when you put salt on something right” it’s the little things

    • @spaceface1809
      @spaceface1809 ปีที่แล้ว

      “neurodivergent is a european virgin” god

  • @fwaries
    @fwaries ปีที่แล้ว

    Ryan: How many times are y'all gonna say "Do"?
    Them: Yes.

  • @brrrner1437
    @brrrner1437 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    If you squint hard enough you cant tell the difference lol

  • @ballsuckerunited
    @ballsuckerunited 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    they dont have public bins in japan because they had bombing/terrorism problems similar to ireland, thats why melbourne bins in some train stations like melbourne central have clear bins so they can see if theres anything suspicious in it

  • @conloon1077
    @conloon1077 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    5 stars: This podcast induces existential dread and makes me feel like a brainlet at the same time

  • @cathead4597
    @cathead4597 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    5 Stars: listened to this while studying and got a 90% on my final exam

  • @Lucas-oz6rv
    @Lucas-oz6rv 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Rated 5 stars: a random teacher is writting up my whole class for leaving early, she should have minded her business 🙄

  • @d3adalr3ady
    @d3adalr3ady 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Also lactose intolerant. I also continue to eat dairy. Ice cream is too good to give up man.

  • @mystic_autism
    @mystic_autism 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Rated 5 stars: I threw a pancake (as hard as I can) at a todler when he called me a boomer.

  • @bottleflippergamer
    @bottleflippergamer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    5 stars: I just whipped and nae naed

  • @Matty__Matt
    @Matty__Matt 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    The dentist I went to in Louisiana/US would put an ointment on the gums to num you a little then go for the needle after a few min of letting it sit. Gotta find a good dentist.

  • @pulp9430
    @pulp9430 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I feel like swagger is drawing some inspiration from psychicpebbles

  • @zDaven
    @zDaven 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    1:00:15 The person in question asked for his mom and sister not to be eaten and if I remember correctly the other people did not end up eating them

  • @Rek-Lore
    @Rek-Lore 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Rated 5 stars on TH-cam by William,
    Every time I listen to this podcast my bus fare goes up.

  • @bootsND
    @bootsND 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    From someone who works the maintenance at a car wash shit breaks way more often than you think though this is a manual car wash and I won’t say they don’t make a lot of money but constantly fixing hoses and brushes because people break them everyday gets expensive to😅

  • @NK-in5rl
    @NK-in5rl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Rated 5 stars: Im tired as fuck in class and i hit my pen before coming in i want to die from how tired i am

    • @lovelybtches
      @lovelybtches 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Smoking at school will never lead to anything good. Trust i know cuz i got expelled for it

    • @justaguywhogotlostintherec1527
      @justaguywhogotlostintherec1527 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@lovelybtches name checks out

  • @natehale505
    @natehale505 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Searched up pumped up kicks and this was one of the results

  • @RyukashinTV
    @RyukashinTV 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I've worked as the closing manager for about a year at Dunkin and some night I've easily thrown away 20+ dozens because we made extra during a local event, (like a fair), that brought no business. Also, some night crew would take a donut or 2 home, but the people who got fired were usually trying to take 2-3 dozens home from the waste.

  • @andsow
    @andsow 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Rated 5 stars: Yo what it do? Pride month turn up

  • @rohananand7101
    @rohananand7101 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    *Rated 5 stars:* I often indulge in the consumption of faeces (sorry for bad English)

  • @kadaleyes
    @kadaleyes 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I think it's very dope that you guys are sponsored by JBL.

  • @maddoxio
    @maddoxio 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    1:25
    The D Club seems to have had Tobi in their ranks

  • @rolandotobias8744
    @rolandotobias8744 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    28:34 deja vu

  • @worm5994
    @worm5994 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This really makes me want a DND campaign with the misfits

  • @TBDLXBACON
    @TBDLXBACON 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I just want a 3 second video of swagger saying the hard R in an alien voice😂 make that shit my ringtone☝🏾

  • @Choof_86
    @Choof_86 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    5 Stars: my dad left, and swagger makes me feel like i have one.

    • @Choof_86
      @Choof_86 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      true story

  • @TheBuggLife
    @TheBuggLife 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    5 stars: fell asleep listening to this podcast and woke up in a van, thanks a lot

  • @amazonbox1115
    @amazonbox1115 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I was listening to this at spotify and fell asleep in the middle of it

    • @Ironsides1
      @Ironsides1 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Didn’t ask 😩

  • @erichharding8777
    @erichharding8777 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    If hitler is trans, is stalin gay?

  • @AttaAsh
    @AttaAsh 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    they need to make the gaslighting tobi into a clip

  • @thndemize7984
    @thndemize7984 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Is it just my Spotify or did they stop posting in there?

  • @tahiria2270
    @tahiria2270 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    53:30 I'm currently eating vanilla yogurt. thanks swagger

  • @aubreyblakely9112
    @aubreyblakely9112 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Rated 5 starts- when I went to the dentist a few years ago the guy accidentally put the needle through my cheek completely…

  • @wrigglytheworm9572
    @wrigglytheworm9572 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Gross facts (kinda good tho😏): so I had this laser surgery very close to my nose and they had a little laser that was burning my skin away. The fumes went right up in my nose and I was forced to smell my cooking skin.....I wasn't disappointed

  • @Pinkimi3
    @Pinkimi3 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Can confirm it indeed sucks to be allergic to latex; condoms, gloves, and balloons.

  • @Pchan1995
    @Pchan1995 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Ha! I'm allergic to wheat, dairy, and potatoes. Try figuring out my diet.

  • @robertchatelois7055
    @robertchatelois7055 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Rated 5 stars...makes the prostate exams bearable

  • @Ntaurnerttay
    @Ntaurnerttay 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Bro it's 4:42 am and I've been trying to figure out the ball and the bat question for an hour

  • @abvoltbolt
    @abvoltbolt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    RATED 5 STARS: Swagger I think you're my dad

  • @SyncSlays
    @SyncSlays 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Rated 5 stars: I've always been allergic to latex and only found out I can't wear condoms because of the podcast, thanks swagger.

    • @altdooby
      @altdooby 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Guess you're gonna have to use a knitted condom

    • @SyncSlays
      @SyncSlays 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@altdooby Or I just have to have mad pull out game.

  • @redd6080
    @redd6080 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    rated 5 stars: you guys (and girl) are really helping me through a rough time rn. i can't thank you all enough for that. :)

    • @Ironsides1
      @Ironsides1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Didn’t ask 😩

    • @twu1909
      @twu1909 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@Ironsides1 shut up edgelord

    • @Claire-ci7dd
      @Claire-ci7dd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Ironsides1 hush, weenie

    • @Ironsides1
      @Ironsides1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Claire-ci7dd didn’t ask either 😩

    • @altdooby
      @altdooby 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Claire-ci7dd stfu your names claire

  • @dr_nolife9634
    @dr_nolife9634 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    5 stars: i ripped a bong with an alien trans nazi and i couldnt sit down for a week

  • @optimisticbear9617
    @optimisticbear9617 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    On making a new country, swagger just described anarcho-primitivism.

  • @BadAzzid
    @BadAzzid 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I saw the tinfoil. I wasnt surprised. I was able to move past it pretty fast.

  • @ItzRetz
    @ItzRetz 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I like the idea of a government needing a diverse range of age groups. Something like 33% 18-30, 33% 30-50, 33% 50-70, and 1% all the rest (younger than 18 and older than 70) just so everyone in every age group is represented in some way.

  • @FrozenLord66
    @FrozenLord66 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    5 stares i always listen to the podcast while playing black desert online while traveling with my horse and grinding while listen

  • @sowcntnt
    @sowcntnt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Rated 4 STARS because I'm a savage and there's no Fitz and Mason

  • @MultiPeyton22
    @MultiPeyton22 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    McDonald’s is under contract to buy cheap ice cream machines and pay an insane amount to fix them but they will break again in a month

  • @jaxondesselles2335
    @jaxondesselles2335 ปีที่แล้ว

    Rated 5 stars: I took too much acid and I’m in psychosis the voices won’t stop help this isn’t a rated I’m actually dying please oh god

  • @pizza-for-mountains
    @pizza-for-mountains 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I cannot comprehend my schoolwork and this podcast does not help. Thanks guys

  • @lilithdoyle5703
    @lilithdoyle5703 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    “Stroke for the sake of the circle”

  • @vortex21jw
    @vortex21jw 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    The McDonald's thing isn't true. It's the fact they get hammered and overheat so often and can't cool the ice-cream quick enough for the demand

  • @BuniBat
    @BuniBat ปีที่แล้ว

    Legit listen to them as loud as possible while working so I can actually focus

  • @ItzRetz
    @ItzRetz 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    21:50 Plot twist: They were actually people disguised as Mormons trying to find victims to murder, and when you open the door with the bloody knife they're like "Hell yeah you're killing in there! Let us in!"

  • @WhyteLis21
    @WhyteLis21 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    34:03 "I just fucking hate old people." Can't wait for Swagger's, 90 year old self to look back at his younger self at these videos. 😄

  • @squishy_princess
    @squishy_princess 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    @Swagger, i thought you were wearing Plate Armor, not chainmail. usually you would wear a leather cap, a chainmail hood and then put the plate Armor on :D

    • @Ironsides1
      @Ironsides1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Didn’t ask 😩

    • @squishy_princess
      @squishy_princess 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Ironsides1 who gives a flying fuck. i thought he meant his helmet, seems like he wears chainmail over that motorcycle mask... how are you such a bad communicator?

    • @Ironsides1
      @Ironsides1 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@squishy_princess woah it’s crazy how I still didn’t ask 😩

    • @squishy_princess
      @squishy_princess 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Ironsides1 whoah, it's crazy how i don't give a flying fuck.

    • @Ironsides1
      @Ironsides1 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@squishy_princess even crazier how I still didn’t ask 😩

  • @jakeneville363
    @jakeneville363 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Man this made me want swagger dnd

  • @Resident_Nightlord
    @Resident_Nightlord 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    5 stars: Theres nothing better than listening to swagger talk about butchering a fish while im playing minecraft

  • @grimsyx6225
    @grimsyx6225 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I could've sworn i watched this a week ago.. maybe i can see the future

  • @henryknott8129
    @henryknott8129 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    da tin foil mask ⁉️

  • @masonbuller8493
    @masonbuller8493 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    its so funny listening to this now
    my class was just watching "Alive" at school

  • @tanng1129
    @tanng1129 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    5 stars: my dad is a pastor... he doesn’t know I listen to this

  • @quadraslap9654
    @quadraslap9654 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Rated 5 Stars: Instructions unclear, zink sink has sinked into my stink

  • @lordsaladman3178
    @lordsaladman3178 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    5 Stars: This amazing podcast helps me getting around in public transport every day. 0 Stars to Public transport tho, it sucks

  • @tylerschemaitat7531
    @tylerschemaitat7531 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I used to get a couple donuts at my dunkin donuts for buying 1 since I always came after 7pm

  • @kingludi6800
    @kingludi6800 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Got my Misfits Melun recently, can't help but exceeding the daily limit now, thanks

  • @thedweller1119
    @thedweller1119 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    37:27 if you go in at about 10:00 pm or later they’ll give you free doughnuts

  • @clout9364
    @clout9364 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    5 stars if I don't listen to this at work I can hear the voices telling me to use the buzzsaw on my coworkers

  • @Tingus_pingus1
    @Tingus_pingus1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Nice chain mail swagger

  • @logan7575
    @logan7575 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    When i worked at a Dunkin Donuts in a smaller town in Georgia, if we had leftover donuts from a day then we would give them to a farmer who fed his pigs with it. Not a terrible way to put the leftovers to good use