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  • @ceooftherapy6655
    @ceooftherapy6655 3 ปีที่แล้ว +453

    5 Star Review: The original use for the word “swag” was for the acronym “Secretly, We Are Gay” and now I have another reason to fall in love with Swagger.

    • @redv2624
      @redv2624 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      thats a lie but yeah

    • @ssenjii
      @ssenjii 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@redv2624 p sure it was a joke but yeah

    • @ceooftherapy6655
      @ceooftherapy6655 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@ssenjii yes it is a joke, that is why I said it

    • @redv2624
      @redv2624 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ceooftherapy6655 ah sorry, its just theres some people that genuinely believe it on twitter and that

    • @andrive
      @andrive 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol

  • @Oceanman705
    @Oceanman705 3 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    Rated Five Stars:
    Last time I was this early, Fitz still had a shred of optimism

  • @tnbt3493
    @tnbt3493 3 ปีที่แล้ว +143

    rated 5 stars: Ive never seen a group of 6 people accomplish so little in an hour before

  • @booch9017
    @booch9017 3 ปีที่แล้ว +315

    Rated five stars: guys guys guess what guess what, I have the same midi keyboard as them, also im being held hostage in a museum in France

    • @ItsJustLUiS
      @ItsJustLUiS 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The akai mpc mini is like the most common midi keyboard out there to where I know people who aren't even musicians who have it lmao

    • @adamboyle1779
      @adamboyle1779 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hi Jerry

    • @grimsyx6225
      @grimsyx6225 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Pog

    • @leaf8227
      @leaf8227 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nice

    • @edv.3788
      @edv.3788 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ItsJustLUiS yeah everyone just seems to own one for some reason

  • @ethanrobbins9401
    @ethanrobbins9401 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Rated 5 Stars: finished my finals and was greeted by my favorite group of Aussie Smoothbrains

  • @R4K45H1_GAMING
    @R4K45H1_GAMING 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Swagger's hat and hoodie look so sick

    • @jizzyboof8166
      @jizzyboof8166 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Got that Merch bro

    • @skato7291
      @skato7291 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Looks like a standard death metal band logo.

  • @Wafflebrownstien
    @Wafflebrownstien 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    i was working out while listening to this podcast, and when they were talking about taking the layers of tape off i almost crushed my face with weights while laughing

  • @ayyylmao6689
    @ayyylmao6689 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Rated 5 Stars: Never been spun into an existential crisis faster in my life than when I listened to this podcast.

  • @HeartlessGaming
    @HeartlessGaming 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    “I took a break from working so much”
    Matt’s uploads:

  • @andrewhedin7129
    @andrewhedin7129 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    5 Star Review: Swagger talking about Are you Afraid of the Dark brought me instant serotonin.

  • @gubdur4036
    @gubdur4036 3 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    Rated five stars: my history teacher taught my class about Lewis and Clark’s expedition and said next class we’ll be going outside.

  • @JulmaKulma688
    @JulmaKulma688 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Rated 5 stars on youtube: i am so pumped up for this podcast

  • @delcastilloian
    @delcastilloian 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    That's mccreamy?! I always picture him like a lil slimmer and short?

  • @Ultra_Spark
    @Ultra_Spark 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    38:50 why did fitz call swagger Hugo?

  • @moisescontreras9853
    @moisescontreras9853 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Every-time I watch these podcast on Spotify or TH-cam I think that the podcast gets like 300k views because of how good it is

  • @aubreyblakely9112
    @aubreyblakely9112 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    Rated 5 starts: I love how supportive they are towards Toby. It’s so wholesome. Also the gamer subs is fire

    • @slyfirefox3444
      @slyfirefox3444 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Well yeah they are friends 😂 and Toby isn’t a little bitch either.

    • @albyshinyfield8841
      @albyshinyfield8841 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      If there were a black Misfit would you be like “I love how supportive they are of him”

    • @delusifer1017
      @delusifer1017 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@albyshinyfield8841 lmaoooo

    • @jabezjoshua710
      @jabezjoshua710 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      she's their friend what do you mean lmaoooo, she's jsut existing

  • @themaskedjester5882
    @themaskedjester5882 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Rated 5 stars: Always nice to hear the lesbians are happy.

  • @contestedmean1820
    @contestedmean1820 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    That is defiently swaggers favorite outfit, it looks sick tbh

  • @Demonbaby713
    @Demonbaby713 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Rated 5 stars: this podcast has helped me break the cycle, very cool!

  • @TheDrummerdv
    @TheDrummerdv 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    You think I'm gonna get gamersups just because it comes in an anime waifu bottle? Good play, I will.

  • @taylors.7011
    @taylors.7011 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Probably a question that’s been asked before but how does swaggersouls know so much about history

  • @bepsiboi640
    @bepsiboi640 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    5 star review: the seventh member of this podcast reminds me of my dad

  • @yar_holmes6360
    @yar_holmes6360 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Rated 5 stars for that LOTR background, only thing I know New Zealand for

  • @aquawrld
    @aquawrld 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    5 Stars: if I had a dollar for every time Mason talks on this podcast I’d be so poor. I love mason so much he should have his own segment 👄🙏

  • @zavier7058
    @zavier7058 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    (5 stars) mason should make his portal connect to a lab with bonsai humans growing

  • @cyvekilla
    @cyvekilla 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Baby head like putty, you mold that shit." - Tobi 2021

  • @xitcix8360
    @xitcix8360 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That Spongebob bit was the funniest shit ever

  • @geazybreezy4514
    @geazybreezy4514 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Rated Five star: Can we get a moment of silence for Ansiley and his 2 kids.

  • @taketheapex7785
    @taketheapex7785 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    5 stars: you guys should start a podcast

  • @minylegends3650
    @minylegends3650 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Rated five stars: this podcast has helped my with anxiety i have trouble falling a sleep, plus you guys have great houmor

  • @soundlesspeal
    @soundlesspeal 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    i was thinking of isolating a group of humans in a very tall reserve where they would have to jump and climb everywhere to survive. sort of force their evolution into making humans that can fly. or do the same with water making amphibious humans

  • @BaxxyNut
    @BaxxyNut 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I was born in 2001 and I had the same childhood. Every Saturday morning I'd wake up early to watch DBZ and Dragon Tales and Supernatural with the biggest bowl of cereal I could make. No internet, no video games

  • @thatrandommememan9900
    @thatrandommememan9900 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    i swear i saw this exact episode while playing ark on ragnarok waiting for prime to spoil in a dream 2 years ago

  • @rookiemistkes
    @rookiemistkes 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I rate this 5 stars the jokes help me forget about the pain

  • @rohananand7101
    @rohananand7101 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    *Rated 5 stars:* this podcast helps me cancel out the Argentinian national anthem that constantly plays in my head

  • @mikeymcflynn3697
    @mikeymcflynn3697 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    5 star review: if swagger ever has a bit of lint in his belly button he needs taken care, call me.

  • @StarOnCheek
    @StarOnCheek 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    56:54 they did, the episode is called "Mind the gap"

  • @usjdhsuakndhd
    @usjdhsuakndhd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    SHOOTING THE SHEEP UNDER THE SHEET!?SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESH

  • @danieljenkins5191
    @danieljenkins5191 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The fact that Ed Edd and Eddy wasn't even mentioned disappoints me

    • @IAmGeeSnap
      @IAmGeeSnap 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      omg i forgot ed edd n eddy
      PLANK!!!
      i really liked that show too

  • @ImHalo
    @ImHalo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Rated 5 stars: listened to it. Then burned down an orphanage. Would listen again

  • @mr.shamblin7404
    @mr.shamblin7404 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Rated five stars: why isn’t there more stars to rate this podcast higher

  • @cokemud
    @cokemud 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Rated five stars:
    This podcast is proof that your subconscious is never dormant.

  • @sjeppertje5462
    @sjeppertje5462 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I guess swagger got those bone extenstions after all.

  • @hprime33_
    @hprime33_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Rated 5 stars. Swagger should carry around a claymore and yell CRUSADE for the memes

  • @generalgraham4206
    @generalgraham4206 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Rated five stars: I listen to this podcast instead of doing my schoolwork and now I’m failing all my classes but it’s worth it

  • @RandOmdudeon
    @RandOmdudeon 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    the leg one made me think of that criminal mind episode

  • @FracturedStar
    @FracturedStar 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Rated five stars: I missed a few episodes, listened to them all at the same time so I knew all the stories.

  • @MuffinMan4681
    @MuffinMan4681 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    5 starts, my buddy is going on his (Mormon) mission to Melbourne, would y’all ever share a blunt with one of gods servants?

  • @johnkelley2999
    @johnkelley2999 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Rated 5 stars: My Shits have been thicker since I’ve started watching the podcast

  • @mcshootydotjpeg
    @mcshootydotjpeg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    5 stars. I agree with Toby. Mel Gibson does make great guitars.

  • @yoloswagprobro8227
    @yoloswagprobro8227 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    3:58
    Let the confusion set in

  • @gabrielharkey3622
    @gabrielharkey3622 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Rated 5 stars: I had a tiny piece of weed stuck in my eye for half this podcast, thanks for keeping me distracted from my pain👍 (p.s. hopefully one of you get something stuck in your eye that you can’t get out for 30+min)

  • @amyd4758
    @amyd4758 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    28:20 why does Jay sound like Lola from big mouth😂

  • @Gods77Love
    @Gods77Love 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    YEE YEE megapegapogchamphampertampon.

  • @xdhelmax
    @xdhelmax 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Rated 5 starts: just got my scuffed hoodie 10 out of 10 would buy again

  • @imfatman8192
    @imfatman8192 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Spongebob did have braces in an episode. It was like a school pic or something

  • @cursedduality4766
    @cursedduality4766 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    That moment when meat canyon's actually made a spongebob episode...

  • @coffeeubertime7116
    @coffeeubertime7116 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    5 stars: at least my mom doesnt have an onlyfans

  • @porcipine4206
    @porcipine4206 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    swags was almost killed by dorritos.... bois we gotta this man justice PRAiSE SWAGGER

  • @treyward4189
    @treyward4189 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    25:31 moon rocks

  • @leepicplant9219
    @leepicplant9219 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Rated five stars: this podcast makes me want to drown myself, in a good way

  • @KTM_Trooper
    @KTM_Trooper 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Gamersups made mccreamy lose his beard... no hassel of shaving beards with this one simple trick... get yours now

  • @CHOPPERFAN34
    @CHOPPERFAN34 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Rated five stars: to answer tobi’s question about attaching a foot to a random person, no it wouldn’t work. The body of the person missing a foot work see the other foot as a foreign substance and would try to destroy it. It would treat it the same way the body treats a virus or any other type of infection

  • @phoenixsmokes
    @phoenixsmokes 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    this podcast has run its course fr

  • @kohliosis5958
    @kohliosis5958 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    38:50 why did Fitz call swagger Hugo

  • @Jack-jw3rd
    @Jack-jw3rd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Swagger, look into the processes of neurology and how the brain functions, remembers and associates things, whatever ur doing during the time of the flashback triggers it most likely because there's some weird neuron path that connects it, idk it's up to u to find out for yourself, or you're just tripping shit and your brain doesn't know what to do with itself lmao

  • @boberkurwa641
    @boberkurwa641 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    i ran my phone over with a lawn mower while listening to this

  • @chandlerphemister7771
    @chandlerphemister7771 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Actually the reason we use gold is because it doesn't deteriorate or oxidize in our atmosphere

  • @cristianortiz7744
    @cristianortiz7744 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    why are there taxis in the Cars movies?

  • @itsjaydenk
    @itsjaydenk 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    That 2 dollar peep show at ClubX is wild

  • @yootd3m
    @yootd3m 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    5 stars: Fitz. More like shitz

  • @SpaghettiBappo
    @SpaghettiBappo 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Rated five stars would recommend cloning more masons though to start the army

  • @elisyan4716
    @elisyan4716 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Rated 5 Stars: Gave me an existencial crisis

  • @GodsGanja
    @GodsGanja 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    best podcast ever especially how you guys don't even have guests often

  • @albyshinyfield8841
    @albyshinyfield8841 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Do you know why there are so many gangsters on earth? Because the moon doesn’t have many G’s

  • @G1GB_Jez
    @G1GB_Jez 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    25:12 SPACE WEED I'd be down for that

  • @rehab9933
    @rehab9933 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    yessss i love going to bed with these they help me so much

  • @KnightTimePoetry
    @KnightTimePoetry 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    even trading weeds amongst friends doesnt mean shit without a couple extra bucks for gas...

  • @phowol1
    @phowol1 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Rated five stars I watch this show daily because it makes me happy

  • @josephcrouse7580
    @josephcrouse7580 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    As I understand it, china has chewed through their lumber and wood sources inland, due to the increase in rare earth mineral and metal ore processing. Their producing (yuge!) metal exports in an effort to keep their economy afloat. But the wood is needed to burn for smelting... And they've gone through their own lumber stockhousing.

  • @BeanersParadise
    @BeanersParadise 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    life does restart and boy do i have quite the story to tell...

  • @Bigcat364
    @Bigcat364 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Fitz trying so hard not to say “midget” haha

  • @flavorytub
    @flavorytub 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Rated 5 stars: fits should upload a 5 sec video of him saying “hey” then mason walks in that’s it

  • @sgtghostturkey5507
    @sgtghostturkey5507 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Well if child test subjects become a big thing first suspects are going to be these boys 😂

  • @ramenkid2304
    @ramenkid2304 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Rated 5 star ⭐️ review : love to listen to the podcast while I play minecraft and working on my world

  • @ricecooker7037
    @ricecooker7037 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Rated fiiIiIiIiIive stars: pizza is a vegetable and so is my uncle

  • @turbmaister7488
    @turbmaister7488 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love that swagger has looks like a little flat potato with helmet now

  • @nashiwinchester7644
    @nashiwinchester7644 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Rated Five Stars: I use this as stress relief, so I don't give into my urges to start structure fires.

  • @daemondrako
    @daemondrako 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    1:04:22 funny enough, I was in a car accident last year and my car did in fact flip.

  • @Redstoneghost133
    @Redstoneghost133 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    My gran was raised in china for a bit and lived in HK for a good part of her life, and she had bunions because of her shoes

  • @jjack215
    @jjack215 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    5 star review. tell swaggers dad we love him

  • @ArkhamVEVO
    @ArkhamVEVO 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    5 Star Review: Hungry for Burger and Gamer Supps.

  • @LittleMissNitro
    @LittleMissNitro 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Rated 6.66 stars. Raise hell, praise Dale.

  • @crazedsocialistfemboy
    @crazedsocialistfemboy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I tried painting some Warhammer minis during this, it took 3x the time because I laughed too much

  • @jaxxoncody421
    @jaxxoncody421 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Rated five stars: my gamer dad’s game series is the gears of war series and since it has multiplayer that is how I was introduced into gaming and ultimately learned about you guys minus a few steps

  • @Ronin-yy2on
    @Ronin-yy2on 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    0:01 make a 10 hour of this song

  • @shaunthesheep5343
    @shaunthesheep5343 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Rated 5 stars : the taxis in cars are prostitutes. It’s the only explanation.

  • @Calthecool
    @Calthecool 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Jay literally just said that he wishes that he could have a job where he plays a videogame all day and makes real money. Bro you are a Fortnite youtuber.

  • @liamsmart2101
    @liamsmart2101 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Australia's trees used to be so big that several people could wrap their arms around the tree and still not be able to touch eachother, but like almost everywhere the wood is more useful for cashola rather than the trees, so not too many big trees around anymore bruh

  • @newtargetshorts1110
    @newtargetshorts1110 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    5 star Review: iNoToRiOuS looks sad :( swagger looks so bad ;), zuckles is drunk just a tad :O