Everything Wrong With Rio 2 In 17 Minutes Or Less

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  • Rio 2 is a real movie you probably forgot existed. But yes, they did make a sequel. Something about the rain forest, I don't know... I forgot it already. But it was sinful as hell!
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  • @pandekuri
    @pandekuri 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2574

    Sin: were they expecting their kids to preserve the last of their species via incest?...

    • @ravenlorans
      @ravenlorans 3 ปีที่แล้ว +117

      Shhhhhhh.. We don't speak about that. You know, If people found out about Subliminal Messaging... Ah, ,who am I kidding, they will fall for anything, Like Wearing Masks, tho they never had to wear them when the Bird Flu Hit, or any other "Pandemic" in the past 50yrs hit. But Now, a Simple Flu Hits and Bam! Wear your mask Sheep.

    • @shaderu3402
      @shaderu3402 3 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      ravenlorans ok gamer

    • @omarsalem1219
      @omarsalem1219 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Yes because they are animals

    • @shaderu3402
      @shaderu3402 3 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      omar salem inbreeding is still not good for animals. It’s why the Tasmanian Devil has a transmittable form of cancer. They’re too closely related, so the cancer can spread between them from bite wounds and such

    • @cuddleslikespie
      @cuddleslikespie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      @@ravenlorans uhhhhhhhhh

  • @derekgrimesvideos
    @derekgrimesvideos 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9128

    I’d like to see CinemaSins direct a movie

    • @10thhousebabe
      @10thhousebabe 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1141

      They would probably make a sins video on it 😳

    • @UnknownError839
      @UnknownError839 3 ปีที่แล้ว +411

      ILL GO TAKE OUT A LOAN FOR 30M BUDGET

    • @CaptainphoenixofficialYT
      @CaptainphoenixofficialYT 3 ปีที่แล้ว +457

      True it would probably be five seconds long. Excluding logos.

    • @Monato_Zandu
      @Monato_Zandu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      What would they call it tho?

    • @nicovulkis1827
      @nicovulkis1827 3 ปีที่แล้ว +251

      Eh, he would just have to sin his own movie eventually. As he has said at some point in the past, "No movie is without sin."

  • @thatminecrafter4464
    @thatminecrafter4464 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2517

    Sad Fact: The Spix Macaw (Blu) species is now extinct in the wild.

    • @TylerBluTheConqueror777
      @TylerBluTheConqueror777 3 ปีที่แล้ว +336

      They’re being reintroduced into the wild next year

    • @nfenfe9054
      @nfenfe9054 3 ปีที่แล้ว +114

      extinct in the wild

    • @SNOWMAN3161
      @SNOWMAN3161 3 ปีที่แล้ว +222

      That kinda explains why we didn't get a part 3

    • @Marvelfanatic3658
      @Marvelfanatic3658 3 ปีที่แล้ว +116

      @@SNOWMAN3161 that and because the second one wasn't that good anyways.

    • @takenleopard9517
      @takenleopard9517 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Always was what do you mean??

  • @tred6292
    @tred6292 3 ปีที่แล้ว +730

    Honestly, the greatest Sin in this movie is the representation of Blu and Jewel‘s relationship. In the first movie they came together as a couple by realizing that they both cared for one another and were willing to sacrifice part of what they loved to be together and find something better. The first movie ended with Blu moving into the jungle to make Jewel happy while Jewel stayed in Rio so that they could still live close enough to a city so Blu could still see Linda.
    My point is that the last movie ended with the clear idea that Blu and Jewel cared about each other and their relationship was built on the foundation of mutual cooperation and attention so that they formed an equal partnership and were both happy with the life they chose for themselves.
    But in the second movie they act like A) they still live like humans instead of living in the jungle; B) Blu is the soul foundation of the relationship’s stability given that he is the only one actively trying to keep everyone happy; and C) that Jewel is now a selfish wife who either doesn’t realize that she’s hurting Blu or she doesn’t care. Seriously, the first movie ended with them both happy, yet in the second Jewel is completely okay with letting Blu get tortured by her father, upstaged by the guy her father is clearly trying to set her up with, and taking him away from everything he has ever cared about or loved just to satisfy her desire to live more wild.
    The greatest problem is that they forgot how to write Jewel for this movie, because in Rio 2 she just completely takes advantage of her family. She says that the kids love being wild, but we never see a direct comparison to their kids lives at home vs here. The argument could be made that the kids prefer the jungle, or that they preferred Rio. Either way, there isn’t enough on screen evidence to support that the kids like it better in the Amazon or in Rio. Also, Jewel is completely taking advantage of the fact that Blu is willing to do anything to make Jewel happy, even if it’s making him miserable.
    The point is that in the first movie Jewel was not this selfish. Relationships are built on mutual trust, effort, and understanding. One way effort relationships are not healthy and there is no way Jewel from the first movie would ever let this happen.
    But for real. The GREATEST Sin in this movie is that it is called “Rio 2” and yet it hardly spends any time in “Rio.”

    • @Little_minnie530
      @Little_minnie530 3 ปีที่แล้ว +125

      Exactly and the fact that she allows her father to treat him like dog shit even though he is the sole reason why she actually returned back to her family and her colony is just awful. Like if I was in that situation and I lost my daughter and then the sole reason she came back was because of her partner damn I do literally anything to make that person happy or to give back to them. It’s so awful

    • @tred6292
      @tred6292 3 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      @@Little_minnie530 I KNOW!!!
      And the biggest problem is that they could have done literally anything else with this movie. Just the other day, I sat down with a friend and we talked about at least five different ideas that kept the original plot of this movie in tact, but made it so much more enjoyable by giving the characters better traits that built on their arcs from the first movie, gave better reasons for why they have conflict, and gave better understanding to those who should have been written better in the film.
      There are a ton of ways that they could have written these characters that would have made the movie better. Their biggest crime is that they didn’t put in the time and attention necessary to make Jewel an evolved version of her Rio 1 movie character.

    • @paigemontague4022
      @paigemontague4022 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      I completely agree! Every word you said was accurate. I like the first film a lot, but I can barely even watch Rio 2. My real problems are: A) Like you said, barely any of the film actually happens in Rio. And Linda keeps moving around the world according to what her bird does, apparently! B) There being a massive flock of other Blue Macaws that were believed to be extinct is a clichéd, unrealistic and uninteresting plot point C) Bringing Nigel back as the villain just felt lazy. He really didn't effect the plot and he was 20 times more annoying than he was in the first movie. Oh, and the scenes with musical numbers between Nigel and the female frog who is in love with him are the most unwatchable parts. D) Is Jewel completely blind?! Even if you have just reunited with your long-lost family, I can't express enough how bad it is that Jewel wasn't far from cheating on Blu with her childhood friend Roberto, and she didn't notice or at least care at all about her father treating her husband like crap. Jewel and the kids were drifting away from Blu, he's in an unfamiliar place, he was being bullied by the other birds, and Linda and Tulio are too busy to spend time with him. Blu was all alone and Jewel did nothing. It's disgusting.

    • @user-mk2ss1gi1p
      @user-mk2ss1gi1p ปีที่แล้ว +15

      you wrote more than I used to in school

    • @e.j5813
      @e.j5813 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Is as if they forgotten about how they made the first movie. Idk why the voice actors didn’t stand up for the characters especially. They could’ve said that no way it fits them

  • @chillingtalesfordarknights
    @chillingtalesfordarknights 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3164

    If Rio 2 was a /r/nosleep title, it would probably be: My family and I didn't feel at home in the city, so we moved back to my hometown. It's even worse, and everyone wants me dead.

    • @BlackGoldSaya
      @BlackGoldSaya 3 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      Its weird that I was also trying to turn this movie into a creepyoasta

    • @meco7956
      @meco7956 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Sounds like a fake animated story title😂

    • @Ten_Thousand_Locusts
      @Ten_Thousand_Locusts 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Wait CTFDN? This is about the last place I expected you guys lol.

    • @jackthomas1448
      @jackthomas1448 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Oh hey I’ve seen you round in my recommended before!

    • @cintronproductions9430
      @cintronproductions9430 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      That makes Rio 2 sound like a horror movie, LOL.

  • @devvratbani5209
    @devvratbani5209 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1841

    You didn't covered the biggest mistake of the movie.
    *Those birds are now extinct*

    • @OneFinalAutumn
      @OneFinalAutumn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Wait seriously?

    • @Gralex-1080
      @Gralex-1080 3 ปีที่แล้ว +212

      @@therlchickenjoe5332 extinct in the wild yes

    • @MTdgo3
      @MTdgo3 3 ปีที่แล้ว +138

      It is planed to bring back the population to 150 by this year

    • @matthewarmstrong1528
      @matthewarmstrong1528 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      F

    • @susanferrie
      @susanferrie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Thank you @Darth Vader

  • @metallibasscovers
    @metallibasscovers 3 ปีที่แล้ว +636

    I really hate how every makaw treats blu like crap all because he’s new to the colony, even his children are given the easy way in the colony’s acceptance.

    • @GreenWingSpino
      @GreenWingSpino 2 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      I think only Mimi was the only exception to not treat him like crap and I really would've wished to see what some of the other macaws besides the main ones we get to see really thought of Blu.

    • @jonathanforsyth8422
      @jonathanforsyth8422 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Exactly.

    • @TabbyEgg312
      @TabbyEgg312 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      yeah this is just blu torture

  • @AverytheCubanAmerican
    @AverytheCubanAmerican 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1292

    Welcome 2 Rio would've been a much better title for the movie. Man these companies need to hire you

    • @StoicForce
      @StoicForce 3 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      Cinema Sins would have complained that the title was unnecessary, because "the first movie was in Rio, so why would we need to be welcomed to somewhere we're still currently at".

    • @Lemon_Bowl
      @Lemon_Bowl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      but they are going to the amazon not rio, that was the lats movie

    • @GnomallyOrcward
      @GnomallyOrcward 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I'd still prefer Deadpool: Direct 2 Cable over Deadpool 2.

    • @sleekyissleepy
      @sleekyissleepy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      But the title in portuguese wouldn't make sense

    • @Plym_lb
      @Plym_lb 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Also he would have said roll cradits

  • @geardog24
    @geardog24 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1663

    "Does EVERY animated kids movie have to open with a song now?"
    Well how else would you copy Disney?

    • @JohnDoe-vn1we
      @JohnDoe-vn1we 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Says the person who posted that comment on a device made in china.

    • @annescholey6546
      @annescholey6546 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Or plug commercial pap?

    • @skootergirl22
      @skootergirl22 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      If Disney does it they all have too, its not like Mickey owns the rights to the term musicals

    • @cuttsthecat6331
      @cuttsthecat6331 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Ironic since this film is now owned by Disney

    • @JaredtheRabbit
      @JaredtheRabbit 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      How funny, as the studio that made the movie was owned by Fox, who faced the worst fate a company can face- being bought by Disney.

  • @astrowolvez
    @astrowolvez 3 ปีที่แล้ว +614

    "Start thinking about us." All of you were annoyed by how protective he was of you!

    • @belladobunaba5519
      @belladobunaba5519 3 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      There was just no winning with jewel in this movie.

    • @JamesMayhugh
      @JamesMayhugh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Common You cant be hating on jewel.

    • @ignisardenti2486
      @ignisardenti2486 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      @@JamesMayhugh while I agree with u, part of this was her fault. Well, indirectly but u get it. Personally, I blame Eduardo for being a feather dick to Blu and Jewel should be blamed for being oblivious abt it. She doesnt seem to realize that her father only favors Roberto, AND THAT FIRST SIGN WAS WHEN HE TOLD BLU TO CALL HIM "SIR"!!

    • @R0zieP0zey
      @R0zieP0zey 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      All she wanted was to get with that Bruno mars macaw and she just acted like a jerk to Blu because he's not what she wants anymore

  • @boomerboy2868
    @boomerboy2868 3 ปีที่แล้ว +573

    You forgot to mention how Linda somehow knows EXACTLY how to operate a bulldozer.

    • @patiencewallace8453
      @patiencewallace8453 3 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      It’s just like a snowmobile, right? 😂

    • @forza4clips395
      @forza4clips395 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@patiencewallace8453 wtf 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @hxnx3900
    @hxnx3900 3 ปีที่แล้ว +702

    Jewel's dad to his grandchildren: You'll call me Pop-pop!
    Jewel's dad to Blu: *You'll call me sir*

    • @alexthegreat8001
      @alexthegreat8001 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Urgh, I really dislike Eduardo. He's even worse than the stupid hair macaw.

    • @johanngarcia1946
      @johanngarcia1946 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      I never liked Ed, Roberto, and that stupid egotistical Felipe.

    • @atomic_salvy101
      @atomic_salvy101 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      every relationship in a nutshell

    • @philipgood5041
      @philipgood5041 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@johanngarcia1946 Felipe isn't that bad. He has a tribe to protect, although he could be a bit more lenient, Blue didn't even eat any of the Brazil nuts. Fernando can go bleep bloop himself though.

  • @javierfebronio8907
    @javierfebronio8907 3 ปีที่แล้ว +437

    You forgot one big sin! When Roberto lets the gang sleep in his treehouse he tells Blu this: "Let me tell you something: If anything and I mean anything ever happens to you, I will take care of your family".

    • @TabbyEgg312
      @TabbyEgg312 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      This screams cheat codes so hard

    • @finalmountain
      @finalmountain ปีที่แล้ว +28

      My reaction to that part was
      “JESUS CHRIST” (Out loud)

    • @isengarde9490
      @isengarde9490 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Yeahhh..That's not a red flag or anything..

  • @Bobo-Nose
    @Bobo-Nose 2 ปีที่แล้ว +135

    Jewel: Maybe stop thinking about yourself and start thinking about us.
    Says the one who decided "Oh we're living here now, we're not going back" without consulting everyone.
    Jewel: You need to figure out what you want.
    That's not issue, he knows what he wants. The issue is that *you don't care.*

    • @finalmountain
      @finalmountain ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Blu care’s about what Jewel wants but she doesn’t care about he wants. That is f””ked up.

    • @juliabp6057
      @juliabp6057 ปีที่แล้ว

      That’s why Rio 2 is a shit

  • @alleng.9182
    @alleng.9182 3 ปีที่แล้ว +851

    I feel like in reality in the second movie, Jewel actually doesn’t give a shit about Blu whatsoever and just abandons her kids anyway just to be with her family. Also, the “Maybe you should start thinking about what YOU want, and less selfish” or whatever she said is just pointless. Jewel is obviously wrong it that situation because in reality her children, AND husband all are comfortable with city life. I don’t know why Jewel would even try to get out in the jungle just because everyone else is out there. I’m seeing alot of other comments about what she had said and tbh i think i speak for everyone when i say if i was a bird and i saw that happen to Blu i would’ve gone up and said something. Now since Jewels family came it basically ruined everything for Blu and the love him and Jewel used to have.
    Basically i just summed up the whole “Jewel’s a dick” plot.

    • @MilkAndCerealYTP
      @MilkAndCerealYTP 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      what a macawk block

    • @jarskil8862
      @jarskil8862 3 ปีที่แล้ว +114

      I actually cant watch this movie oast the point where they find Jewels flock.
      Blu gets treated so badly and unfairly that it feels bad :C
      And even the ending is bitter sweet.

    • @jarskil8862
      @jarskil8862 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Minh Lê Anh
      D:
      NO

    • @npwlong6839
      @npwlong6839 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      @Minh Lê Anh Agreed sir, absolutely. The first movie is just so a romance cliché movie, two opposite gender characters who have to get together for... movie's purposes, then they ended as a couple. C'mon movie! They're not sharing anything in common! (other than being biologically matched)
      Anyway I watched the film back when I was still a kid, and the second movie always feel like it somehow ruined the first one. I mean I shipped Blue and Jewel! But the poorly (?) portraiting of her character just... dissapointed me. Now grown up, to rethink of Rio 2, it's easy to see how mismatched they are.
      Anyway anyway, hello you fellow Vietnamese stranger!

    • @patiencewallace8453
      @patiencewallace8453 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Basically. She obviously didn’t care that he was having a rough time- she just expected him to change. She wasn’t fair to him. Talking about stop thinking about yourself, Jewel can use a bit of that too and LISTEN to her husband and all the bs that happened

  • @Retrophoenix-
    @Retrophoenix- 3 ปีที่แล้ว +288

    Imo movies take a quality nosedive when the main characters have kids

    • @LeArctic
      @LeArctic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @Mom except for how to train youre gragon

    • @rampager1990
      @rampager1990 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@LeArctic they don't have kids till the very end of the 3rd film, doesn't really count.

    • @rampager1990
      @rampager1990 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      They do, and they always make the kids f kng annoying. The normal looking kids they had at the end of the 1st might have been OK.

    • @reaven8172
      @reaven8172 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      just like real life

    • @LeArctic
      @LeArctic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@reaven8172 well for youre parents its unterstandable

  • @LittleParade_
    @LittleParade_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +249

    The fact that I can't even get a grasp on what exactly the plot is after you highlighted all 7 or 8 side plots, is pretty sad.

    • @ourkeving
      @ourkeving 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'm so confused!

    • @cintronproductions9430
      @cintronproductions9430 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I like this movie, but it's like they put a lot of unrelated plot points into a blender or something. 😂😂😂

    • @andreafraustoz
      @andreafraustoz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I felt Blu's plot feels straight-up from a lost scene of a creepypasta of Rio

    • @TabbyEgg312
      @TabbyEgg312 ปีที่แล้ว

      Better Call Saul handled subplots better than this

  • @kooly3785
    @kooly3785 3 ปีที่แล้ว +241

    11:56, I'm disappointed that there wasn't an Angry Birds joke.

    • @nicklaustucker4788
      @nicklaustucker4788 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Bruh, same

    • @okbuddy1695
      @okbuddy1695 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Missed opportunity

    • @tlebron8426
      @tlebron8426 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Green Pigs: (Laugh)

    • @JamesMayhugh
      @JamesMayhugh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I also can't believe they got rid of
      Angry Birds Rio, It Was One Of The Best Games!!!!!!

  • @lydiabatterbury6099
    @lydiabatterbury6099 3 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    “I’ll be up late writing fan fic about it”
    Nigel: *screams*
    Same Nigel same

  • @savageblade4790
    @savageblade4790 3 ปีที่แล้ว +110

    You forgot the sin were the frog literally dragged Nigel at the end how was she that strong

  • @sarthakdhyani4380
    @sarthakdhyani4380 3 ปีที่แล้ว +743

    Not so fun fact: This species of Blue Parrot is extinct now for reals
    Edit: i feel the need to mention, they're extinct in the wilds, so no hidden family in the forest .

    • @amagicalbeing7427
      @amagicalbeing7427 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      In the wild

    • @themastermaggwheelss8603
      @themastermaggwheelss8603 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      thats not fun thats depressing

    • @yesplease29
      @yesplease29 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@themastermaggwheelss8603 it's very fun.

    • @paarz1vaal
      @paarz1vaal 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Just in the wild, people who have them in captivity can't release any new birds because of the environment

    • @loganboi
      @loganboi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Yeah in the wild. But they are not fully extinct. They are in captivity.

  • @rghmf
    @rghmf 3 ปีที่แล้ว +419

    "i don't just see a colony of ants everytime i look down"
    well, come to brazil...

    • @ADTillion
      @ADTillion 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Or any tropical climate where we don’t have sealed homes lol. Ants have free reign to come and go so, you best hope you clean your house frequently. His is more of a North American context where indoor ant invasions are more easily controlled and aren’t year-round due to smaller windows for colonies to establish and expand.

    • @rghmf
      @rghmf 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      try living in a rural area

    • @ADTillion
      @ADTillion 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      rghmf I have. Lived in housing in the woods on both East coast and West coast. Relatively modern renovated houses are largely sealed for heat/cold conservation purposes. Pest control is also available. Hardly ever need to call them though.

    • @jugalaxy2197
      @jugalaxy2197 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      M O O D

    • @2head32
      @2head32 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      2:04 It goes down
      IT DONT GO DOWN
      IT DOSEN'T GO DOW...

  • @Bzons
    @Bzons 3 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    "He's like the Despacito of animated characters."
    That sounds more like Minions than Scrat.

  • @jakeofalltradesmusic
    @jakeofalltradesmusic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +318

    The wife bird, who's name I forgot, sounds like my wife. "Oh yeah, we totally want the same thing. *gets married* just kidding, I'm going to use every manipulative tactic in the book to make you uproot your life and desires to get only what I want. And _that's_ fair."

    • @jarskil8862
      @jarskil8862 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Yup. They turned the sweet loving bird from 1st movie into a meanie Bitch :(

    • @abyssGazerTV
      @abyssGazerTV 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Go off, king.

    • @nulllex0099
      @nulllex0099 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Hope you got a divorce.

    • @cheezytoxins8652
      @cheezytoxins8652 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Her name is Jewel

    • @glamrockbonnie5983
      @glamrockbonnie5983 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      THE WHOLE PLOT IN ONE SENTENCE

  • @meta527II
    @meta527II 3 ปีที่แล้ว +337

    This movie was fine, but there are 3 things that bother me about it
    1. The fact that they retconned the Blue Macaws to NOT being endangered, thus destroying the entire purpose of their adventure in the first movie
    2. The scene where that one cute little prairie dog was eaten, and having the leopard sing with its voice, that wasn't funny, that was horrific! I mean yeah the prairie dog gets regurgitated out later, but come on!
    3. Eduardo is the exact kind of character I would NOT want to see as the disappointed father-in-law! And yet they made him be that. I mean I understand he gave Blu a fair chance, but if the movie was smart, it wouldn't even make him support that cliche in the first place!

    • @spixhybridmacaw662
      @spixhybridmacaw662 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      part 1 was about spix macaws endangerment. part 2 was about amazon forest deforestation with spix macaws

    • @rampager1990
      @rampager1990 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yeah, but if they didn't do that kids would be asking their parents why are the brothers and sisters going to have babies together.

    • @spixhybridmacaw662
      @spixhybridmacaw662 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@rampager1990 true. its best not to scare kids in a kids movie

    • @davidwilliams377
      @davidwilliams377 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Capybara* and jaguar*. Hate to be that person but animal guy here, I just like to give info on wildlife.

    • @Puki9117
      @Puki9117 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hi

  • @whiplash9548
    @whiplash9548 3 ปีที่แล้ว +207

    I enjoyed the first Rio decently but to be honest I didn’t even know that a sequel even existed until this was uploaded.

    • @bradsimpson8724
      @bradsimpson8724 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      My daughter was nuts over the first one, and did a bunch of research on Spix Macaws as a result(quite the bird expert now, actually). But neither of us knew about the sequel either.

    • @JayTheGoatLord552
      @JayTheGoatLord552 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      don't waste your time on it its bad

    • @TylerBluTheConqueror777
      @TylerBluTheConqueror777 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      It’s not that good, but GODDAMIT GIVE ME RIO 3, BLUESKY!!!

    • @The_Rebellution
      @The_Rebellution 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same

    • @iclynnx
      @iclynnx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I have known about this sequel for more than 6 years, and more. I drew a lot of fanart as a kid. It's not as good as the first movie, but alright I guess.

  • @EggsDeinony
    @EggsDeinony 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    As someone who DOES like the RIo franchise i definitely agree with 9:40, i feel like they had plot ideas for like 3 more movies but couldn't pad them out feature length so they just shoved them all into this one movie and it comes across as VERY overcrowded with too many stories going on at once lol

  • @marissarochez3903
    @marissarochez3903 3 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    "Jule really needs to macalm down"😂😂
    That got me

  • @MrManowar6
    @MrManowar6 3 ปีที่แล้ว +121

    Wait, I thought that in the last movie Blu and Jewel were living with Whats-her-face. Did Jewel like the jungle so much she wanted to stay there, and expected Blu to be cool with this? AND she's calling him selfish? Well, a wife calling a husband selfish, that's actually accurate, but still. She expected him to just abandon his owner!?!?

    • @WandererEnjoyer
      @WandererEnjoyer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Plus, Blu has lived with Linda for 15 years (16 by the second movie prob)

    • @Chi-ken-
      @Chi-ken- 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@WandererEnjoyerrio blu is 15 in rio 2 4 years went buy makeing him 19

  • @lelandhepworth7646
    @lelandhepworth7646 3 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    0:22 I just think you're disappointed you couldn't do a "'roll credits" in the opening lines of the movie.

  • @owens.studios
    @owens.studios 3 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    "Does every animated kid's movie have to open with a song now?"
    Pixar: We don't do that here... also we make family movies

    • @glamrockbonnie5983
      @glamrockbonnie5983 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Idk cars and monsters inc did that

  • @gamingvariation1323
    @gamingvariation1323 3 ปีที่แล้ว +193

    If Rio and his family are the last species, how the heck would their children reproduce?
    “Sweet home Alabama”

    • @Neno-jn4sk
      @Neno-jn4sk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      *N O*

    • @dripmeme1485
      @dripmeme1485 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Oh
      N O
      G O D
      N O

    • @dindjarin1023
      @dindjarin1023 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Why doe?

    • @firemangan2731
      @firemangan2731 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      And they ask me why I’d rather live in Florida than Alabama 😂

    • @oracle372
      @oracle372 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      See that’s a plot hole in Noah’s Ark. 2 of every animal got on the ark. So... Extinction or Alabama. Which is it?

  • @ErickSoares3
    @ErickSoares3 3 ปีที่แล้ว +460

    "Football - or soccer, if you're not a commie" - that killed me!

    • @ADTillion
      @ADTillion 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Plus, he clearly only watches with American commentary, which is known for being the most boring way to watch the sport, since they hardly emote or react. It’s different in other countries where it’s a mainstay.

    • @ProfessaDreMarley
      @ProfessaDreMarley 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Scrolled down to see someone comment this 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @cyberia___
      @cyberia___ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@ADTillion *it's the other way around for news tho*

    • @ADTillion
      @ADTillion 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      vəːtɛks Depends. Countries have a diversity of news channels. Even if it might seem like most of the country leans towards a particular type of newscast, you might flip onto a more humorous/reactionary talk show or radio that delivers the same news.
      But yes, US does try to use more energetic personnel for domestic channels, with sometimes impassioned back and forth between presenters and field reporters. Still, some of its highest paid non-comedy channel hosts do maintain a more international level of professionalism that is somewhat restrained.

  • @theironslime4316
    @theironslime4316 3 ปีที่แล้ว +269

    Day 6 of asking for everything wrong with “Diary of A Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Rules”

    • @kami_vega
      @kami_vega 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      as well as the others but most definitely that one

    • @neuroticgurl0295
      @neuroticgurl0295 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      liking and adding to this comment so hopefully it gets pushed up, is that how it works?? :))

    • @pvp-xq3bl
      @pvp-xq3bl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Petition , signed !

    • @P8nda
      @P8nda 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      as a Diary of a Wimpy Kid fan, yes id love to see this.

    • @probablykillua4680
      @probablykillua4680 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Jermey is too scared to do that movie cuz he knows that us stans will come for him HARD

  • @theinfinityzone816
    @theinfinityzone816 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    They really missed the "Character explodes into their respective color" cliché
    1:40

  • @wontletgo
    @wontletgo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +219

    Sad fact: The blue macaw parrot during 2019 is an extinct species.

    • @chiffonlime643
      @chiffonlime643 3 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      Not fully. Just in the wild. There are still captive ones.

    • @iclynnx
      @iclynnx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      You mean spix macaw. They're only exctinct in the wild, too, there are a few left in captivity.

    • @alexsartandgameschannel3883
      @alexsartandgameschannel3883 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@lisatrappedmeinygsbasement848 you cared enough to comment =)

    • @nfenfe9054
      @nfenfe9054 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      only in the wild

    • @juliahornback2843
      @juliahornback2843 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@alexsartandgameschannel3883 exactly haha

  • @lalaverdecia
    @lalaverdecia 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    Man, I’d thought he would at least remove sins for the music. The songs go so well with the visuals and the animation is much better too.

  • @itriggerpeople4433
    @itriggerpeople4433 3 ปีที่แล้ว +179

    I literally do not remember a single thing about this movie.

    • @ccccdddd886
      @ccccdddd886 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      same

    • @SunshineRey
      @SunshineRey 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Same

    • @ShoeNerd
      @ShoeNerd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Same

    • @PublicBus09
      @PublicBus09 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      hey....... i think i saw you in a channel named kittisaurus?

    • @gidster840
      @gidster840 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      same it's very forgettable

  • @Cutiepie-cy8td
    @Cutiepie-cy8td 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I think we can agree that this was a bad an unnecessary sequel.
    They not only made Jewel selfish towards Blue, but remember how in the first movie they clobbered us over the head with how important it was to bring Blue and Jewel together because they were supposedly the only blue macaws left on earth? Well, in this sequel they basically gave us the finger and said:”Sike!” on that. Wich makes the first movie a bit useless.

  • @christiaan1332
    @christiaan1332 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    They're the only birds of their species.
    THEY'RE THE ONLY BIRDS OF THEIR SPECIES.
    Sweet home Alabama.

    • @TylerBluTheConqueror777
      @TylerBluTheConqueror777 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Wait...couldn’t they just cross-breed with different macaw species instead of forced incest?

    • @therlchickenjoe5332
      @therlchickenjoe5332 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@TylerBluTheConqueror777 then... They wont be called spix macaws no more. They will be named something since they'll end up being 50% spix 50% other. Like me. Im 50% spix and 50% scarlet. ;).

    • @nexusyeen1481
      @nexusyeen1481 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Personally, I think that if people were to cross breed Spix's macaws, they would have chosen Hyacinth, Lear's, and maybe Hann's and blue throated macaws to breed due to somewhat similar coloration and sizes.

    • @therlchickenjoe5332
      @therlchickenjoe5332 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@nexusyeen1481 i mean yeah i understand that, people do get confused with hyacinth and spix macaws. but still they wont be called spix macaws no more theyll be named hyacix or something i guess. pretty much incest would be the only way to increase the population and have to adapt to it to their new generation until the population goes back up to having over 3 families at least. but... at least there would be a 50% spix in their dna.

    • @nexusyeen1481
      @nexusyeen1481 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@therlchickenjoe5332
      Ah, ok, I understand.

  • @deshawnedwards6412
    @deshawnedwards6412 3 ปีที่แล้ว +167

    Everything Wrong With Ice Age: The Meltdown.

  • @jacobschwade9577
    @jacobschwade9577 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    I forgot this movie even existed until this

    • @jeremiahhester6408
      @jeremiahhester6408 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Well it's a Blu-Sky movie so of course.

    • @LadyOnikara
      @LadyOnikara 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I never even knew this movie existed until this.

    • @Swifto_Sweeper
      @Swifto_Sweeper 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I never knew Charles changed his name until this.

    • @jacobschwade9577
      @jacobschwade9577 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Swifto_Sweeper Witness Protection Program

    • @Swifto_Sweeper
      @Swifto_Sweeper 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Makes sense.

  • @hikigayahachiman3968
    @hikigayahachiman3968 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    "Ah dont worry Anna hathway, he ill be having a drink with you at an italian restaurant while Michael caine looks on within a few month"
    Thats killed me lol

  • @justarandomguy4873
    @justarandomguy4873 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    This movie was basically "Blu being mentally abused by his family, species and enemies for 1 hour"

  • @VicenteMarinho
    @VicenteMarinho 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Ants are pretty omnipresent in Brazil, so I'd let that sin pass myself, honestly

    • @brianoneil9662
      @brianoneil9662 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You know it's a kid's movie because they're not bullet ants

  • @richard-qd3kn
    @richard-qd3kn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +134

    The college girlfriend is one of the oldest reason for sin

    • @itriggerpeople4433
      @itriggerpeople4433 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      And one of the most overused "jokes"

    • @vizthex
      @vizthex 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ikr

    • @ADTillion
      @ADTillion 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Placid2 Gaming Ah, the age-old query of whether comedy can be subjective or objective. Comes bundled with the philosophical matter of whether a joke is based on intent or perception. Is everything a joke if you perceive it that way? Or only specific things?
      Jk

    • @richard-qd3kn
      @richard-qd3kn 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wow

  • @cocoknaack6325
    @cocoknaack6325 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    As someone with a parrot and 6 chickens, birds do indeed talk a lot of shit. Especially to their own reflections.

  • @tenkyu778
    @tenkyu778 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Someone should be asking this question how does the GPS understand blu because it's been made very clear that the humans don't understand what he's saying but somehow a GPS is able to understand a bird... This should be revolutionary technology

  • @taygan1082
    @taygan1082 3 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    I'd hate being this guys friend and have him at a movie

    • @taygan1082
      @taygan1082 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Fr

    • @taygan1082
      @taygan1082 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Mom whats for dinner mom?

    • @taygan1082
      @taygan1082 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Mom CHICKEN NUGGIES 😲

    • @coralline1984
      @coralline1984 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@taygan1082 Is she your mom irl? 😂

    • @taygan1082
      @taygan1082 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@coralline1984 no

  • @dannystirling5458
    @dannystirling5458 3 ปีที่แล้ว +146

    The greatest sin is there’s no race war in the sequel

    • @jamesynfg
      @jamesynfg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Isn’t that what the soccer game was tho?

    • @Anidiot69
      @Anidiot69 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      RIO 3!!!

    • @cintronproductions9430
      @cintronproductions9430 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Wasn't there one between the blue and scarlet macaws?

  • @ShockTheMC1
    @ShockTheMC1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Title: "Everything Wrong With Rio 2 In 17 Minutes Or Less"
    Me: *Sees 17 minutes and 47 seconds*
    Me: I've been lied to. It's 17 minutes or MORE!
    Lmao

  • @TylerBluTheConqueror777
    @TylerBluTheConqueror777 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I want a Rio 3 so badly :(

    • @spixhybridmacaw662
      @spixhybridmacaw662 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      same

    • @jarskil8862
      @jarskil8862 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Me too. But I hope the plot will be more serious again and that the movie is not about bullying Blu

    • @TylerBluTheConqueror777
      @TylerBluTheConqueror777 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@jarskil8862 Agreed, Blu was just bullied throughout the entire second movie. He deserves so much better!

  • @leemichael2154
    @leemichael2154 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Jeremy is a man who takes his sarcasm really seriously, ....... and I'm down with this

  • @UnworthyChicken
    @UnworthyChicken 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    1. I love this channel.
    2. I prefer to watch these videos than to watch the actual movies.
    3. I consider these videos a public service. For two reasons the first being entertainment and the second saving us time in not watching the actual movie

  • @sacredsapphire
    @sacredsapphire 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    10:46 Jeremy talking was at sync with the sloth! Lmao

  • @hazelrichardson-amos1295
    @hazelrichardson-amos1295 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    love how he sins logos, when he has a 16 second opening scene/ logos. love the videos, they make me happy

  • @RBGolbat
    @RBGolbat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    1:53 This made me legitimately laugh out loud. It makes me want to see a list of all the college ex-girlfriend Sins now.

  • @Igorcastrochucre
    @Igorcastrochucre 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    Movie set on Brazil is either on Rio or the Amazon cliché *ding*
    The Mexican drug cartel on a desert and the Day of the Dead are to Mexico what the Amazon and the Carnaval are to Brazil.

  • @lspellslogic877
    @lspellslogic877 3 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    Not gonna lie, I loved this movie as a kid though. I still do now.

  • @WingsaberE3
    @WingsaberE3 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    11:23 I mean, 50% of bird calls are male birds talking sh*# to each other, the other 50% is "Ey baby! wanna fu#$?"

  • @ronaldjavierperezfigueroa4762
    @ronaldjavierperezfigueroa4762 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    After these movies I wanted to see these birds in person. Unfortunately that will never be the case now. Such a beautiful species erased from the earth.

    • @laya1901
      @laya1901 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Only in the wild

    • @cintronproductions9430
      @cintronproductions9430 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Thibault Derese You mean snowy owls? Aren't they very plentiful?

    • @andreafraustoz
      @andreafraustoz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      there are breeding in captivity

    • @catsplat1272
      @catsplat1272 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Thibault Derese ?? Snowy owls are not even endangered yet (though, to be fair, they probably will be soon).

  • @cringology403
    @cringology403 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    The title should be “Everything is wrong with Rio 2”

    • @muhammadajmal3345
      @muhammadajmal3345 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Good one

    • @azertjml2818
      @azertjml2818 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I like the I will survive tho

    • @JP12345
      @JP12345 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I mean it's true it's by far one of the worst movies I've ever seen

    • @gidster840
      @gidster840 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      truuuu Rio did not need a sequel it was clearly a cash grab

    • @cringology403
      @cringology403 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Henry Halsey Thank you so much 😊

  • @RJIS
    @RJIS 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I want a Rio 3 :(

    • @TylerBluTheConqueror777
      @TylerBluTheConqueror777 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Same, also a Robots 2, Zootopia 2, and The Secret Life of Pets 3

    • @puflem
      @puflem 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Please no.

    • @RJIS
      @RJIS 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      saminpixels why

    • @therlchickenjoe5332
      @therlchickenjoe5332 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Same!

    • @spixhybridmacaw662
      @spixhybridmacaw662 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      SAME, im AlsO wAITiNG FOr THe SPIn OFf To HApPen AlrEadY

  • @AndrewCARNBORN
    @AndrewCARNBORN 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    6:23 Not a retcon
    He was shown to be alive literally at the end of the first movie

    • @stalloneandrew9961
      @stalloneandrew9961 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      yep, and Nigel only just his feathers sreds and can't fly.

  • @thenomad5585
    @thenomad5585 3 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    Do Everything Wrong With My Little Pony: The Movie (2017)

    • @olleselin
      @olleselin 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      But it's good

    • @jeremiahmuth9732
      @jeremiahmuth9732 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      In all fairness, that was a pretty good film writing-wise, and it stayed pretty true to its source. Other than a load of brony jokes, it wouldn't really be all the entertaining to sin, and CinemaSins doesn't come off as the kind of person who would in any way enjoy sinning a mlp film

    • @lukelichtenthal5407
      @lukelichtenthal5407 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@jeremiahmuth9732Plot sucked, most characters were flanderized and poorly written antagonist!!

  • @petermiller4953
    @petermiller4953 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    So, in other words, Rio 2 is just like every other movie out there right now? Sub plots aplenty that either are or are not resolved by the time the final credits role?

  • @andrewlaird1191
    @andrewlaird1191 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "Macawm down" is possibly my favorite thing any youtuber has ever said

  • @lydiamccann7943
    @lydiamccann7943 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Thank you for making this video! As always, it's great!

  • @cash8156
    @cash8156 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    14:06 As someone from Boston I can confirm that it is not a game, it is war

  • @fsonpc7612
    @fsonpc7612 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Movie: has oen second of intro
    Cinema sins: So you have chosen... 1000 sins

  • @quasarstorm4009
    @quasarstorm4009 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    9:50
    Fun fact, if you feed chickens too much, they will literally explode from excess gas because they are incapable of farting.
    Don't ask me why I know that.

  • @tatyplaysyt9163
    @tatyplaysyt9163 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    9:00
    Is no one going to talk about how he dissed Bruno Mars like that
    Or am I hearing things?

  • @channel4ripoffcompany404
    @channel4ripoffcompany404 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    "Because I'm still pissed there were only 2 seasons of Flight Of The Conchords on HBO"
    This man right here gets it

  • @technokaiju5956
    @technokaiju5956 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    I really want the full story of jeremy and his college gf

    • @ADTillion
      @ADTillion 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You mean a compilation of all the jokes so that we know they don’t contradict each other? He already admitted in a recent vid that he comes up with them at random, so it’d be impressive if there was actual consistency.

    • @technokaiju5956
      @technokaiju5956 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      AD Tillion No like a legit story of how they met and shit

    • @weetzcro9661
      @weetzcro9661 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ADTillion what's the name of the video you're talking about?

    • @ADTillion
      @ADTillion 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      King Kaiju Watch around Sin 10 of The Hitman’s Bodyguard vid.
      If he actually did have a plain ol gf, they probably met the usual way; At an event, club meeting or drinking party. Ofc some people just start by sharing a table in the cafeteria. Usually not that interesting to hear about unless you know him personally.

    • @ADTillion
      @ADTillion 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      WeetzCRo96 EWW The Hitman’s Bodyguard. For clarification, my memory was faulty on the “comes up with them at random”. I may have seen that on social media instead. Still, if it wasn’t obvious before, that vid makes it clear that these are just fabricated jokes.

  • @derekmiller9514
    @derekmiller9514 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    7:56 Anyone else surprised that Jeremy's best impression ever would be of Axl Rose?

  • @Uncle_Hargle
    @Uncle_Hargle 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I’m so glad you didn’t add the song Gabby did, I had that song stuck in my head for weeks.

  • @magnerath
    @magnerath 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Everybody gangsta until Jesus tposes on an entire city

  • @thescreenslaver8520
    @thescreenslaver8520 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    1:57 Th3Birdman: Jeremy makes a “my college girlfriend” joke cliche. *DING*

  • @leonardofranzinribeiro4220
    @leonardofranzinribeiro4220 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    "This TV was Just showing football, or soccer If you're not a commie" had me chuckle. Good job

  • @thatguyintherain3168
    @thatguyintherain3168 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    I’m tired of movies having sequels for no reason other than milking them for money.

    • @stalloneandrew9961
      @stalloneandrew9961 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      just like Ice Age

    • @TabbyEgg312
      @TabbyEgg312 ปีที่แล้ว

      i rather want more rio than ice age no joke

  • @umhomemmelhor7
    @umhomemmelhor7 3 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    One thing you have to know
    AMAZON DONT REACH RIO DE JANEIRO,THE AMAZON IS ONLY IN THE NORTH

    • @KudaKeileon
      @KudaKeileon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      "That's a 2000 mile flight"
      Literally a line in the movie.

    • @johnt3606
      @johnt3606 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Speech 100

    • @Infamous_Val_05
      @Infamous_Val_05 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Get out of primary school before commenting

  • @OneOfRainbows
    @OneOfRainbows 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Rio: Favorite animated film
    Rio 2: Least favorite modern sequel

  • @kiofluvr
    @kiofluvr 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    it's been so long since i've watched from this channel and so much have changed!! i love the intro

  • @Chaotic_Hollow
    @Chaotic_Hollow 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Nigel names himself "Bob" to disguise himself, even though Rafael, Nico, and Pedro are right there and would probably notice him, but somehow they don't recognize him. Ding.

  • @elijahrw4102
    @elijahrw4102 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    "This tv was just showing football a minute ago, or soccer if your not a commi"

    • @danielseelye6005
      @danielseelye6005 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      _This!_

    • @sharilshahed6106
      @sharilshahed6106 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      typical muricans and their red-scare

    • @elijahrw4102
      @elijahrw4102 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@moscuadelendaest Does correcting people who like making jokes, Make your self-esteem go up If so you should probably find a life.

  • @ldragondeity
    @ldragondeity 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Is it weird that everything I remember of Rio 2, is actually just me remembered the first movie?

  • @sharoncantu8180
    @sharoncantu8180 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Jewel :and maybe stop thinking about just yourself and start thinking about us
    Wait isn't that what JEWEL'S doing

  • @DiamondCat287
    @DiamondCat287 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    16:18
    A question I've always had
    How the F**k did Luiz get there without starving or drinking
    I mean they did say it was a 1,200 mile flight, imagine that long of a run as a dog.

  • @Jablinnn
    @Jablinnn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    I love the first rio and the second rio is a disappointment.

    • @therlchickenjoe5332
      @therlchickenjoe5332 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      i love both either way, i can understand why you didnt like rio 2

    • @redpikmin017
      @redpikmin017 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Same, I saw both when my birthdays of 2011 and 2014 happened in april 15, and I gotta say this was a disappointment

    • @sharilshahed6106
      @sharilshahed6106 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@therlchickenjoe5332 the second rio flopped in several ways. Some of it being a backtrack from the first movie's reasoning, a cliched meet the in-laws story thats far cry from the last better one, dependence on gags and tropes, the creepy pairing between Nigel and that poison-frog and one of the worst deus ex machinas of an animated climax.
      Personally, I liked it when I first saw it. So I wont say its as absolutely bad, just poorly executed.

    • @Goremize
      @Goremize 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yeah, I loved, loved the first Rio, saw it so many times. Yet I hate Rio 2 in every way

    • @cintronproductions9430
      @cintronproductions9430 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It's an ok movie. Could have been even better but it was ok.

  • @thescreenslaver8520
    @thescreenslaver8520 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    1:23 Did Cinemasins really just make a “bird brain” joke in a movie about birds? They’re bird what other kind of brain would they have?

    • @NoobMaster-rg5ho
      @NoobMaster-rg5ho 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      taking offence at everything cinemasins said DING!

    • @thescreenslaver8520
      @thescreenslaver8520 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      NoobMaster69
      I don’t know nor care about what you just said

  • @killer88979
    @killer88979 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    0:12
    No one: Everything Spoilers!! Wrong Duh.. With

  • @ADTillion
    @ADTillion 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    You know, it’s weird how just the topic of “death” suddenly gets the “dark” connotation slapped to it.
    Even as a child, I viewed death as a perfectly normal thing, even more when it involves the natural world, and always considered “dark” to involve actual emotional stakes that render a death as a possible blow to the narrative, where it’s meaningful to us as much as it ties to the character arcs. A rando barebones criminal getting eaten offscreen hardly has any stakes to it.
    The Disney Mighty Joe Young from my childhood for instance, had an almost identical character but had more stakes because he literally murdered the main characters’ parents as part of the prologue and was a main driver of the plot. Now that, can be considered dark. Or the gruesome violence in the live action Jungle Book with adult Mowgli. Heck, the Andy Serkis one too.
    This is just looney toons slapstick in comparison.

    • @puflem
      @puflem 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I mean The Lion Kind had one guy murder his brother. Death in kids movies should be treated as something serious obviously and fit the context. Obviously it also depends on what age group it's aimed towards.

    • @ADTillion
      @ADTillion 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      saminpixels There you go. Practically all the classic and golden age Disney movies had such content. And those movies were for universal audiences, so age group didn’t matter. Most folk I know, watched those films as toddlers, and barely consider them “dark” just because someone says they are. “Murder” is wrong, yes, but death itself is more contextual.
      The deaths in the Tarzan intro for example. Even though they paint the Leopard as a villain, it’s just a leopard, and leopards gotta eat. Sure, they exaggerate it and make it go to lengths no normal leopard would, cuz I guess they wanted to suggest it had a grudge against humans, but it’s still just a normal thing. Him killing the leopard was actually handled tactfully too. It wasn’t a “I killed a monster” thing. It was a humbling scene. In later parts of the franchise, once he’s far more skilful at fighting, he tries to avoid killing predators because he respects the ecosystem.
      The point is to address these matters and make sense of them instead of shying away or trivialising them too much. You mention Lion King; we linger in that scene, and the impact of Mufasa’s death is shared by Simba and the audience. Or take Mulan, when they get to the destroyed city with the doll. It’s a massacre, and we marinate in the somber reality of war, which contrasted with how the characters had been idealising up until this point. That’s how you use death meaningfully to convey life lessons. It’s not a dark fantasy that’s primarily trying to evoke shock value via brutality.

  • @coyz9874
    @coyz9874 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Imagine finding a movie to watch with this guy lmao

  • @Manawolfman
    @Manawolfman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Nigel was not dead, he was seen slinking off trying to hide his shame in the jungle after running into the propeller. Might have been a post-credits scene. We know how you love those.

  • @tini_ceh654
    @tini_ceh654 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Did anyone else notice when he show the slowed shot of the TV having soccer 3:30 the daughter bird was literally IN the process of changing the channel therefore making his joke about it interrupting the match invalid? It was still dumb movie coincidence that it turned to the RIGHT channel but I accept no mistakes from this channel that makes jokes all the time!

  • @mcrain1283
    @mcrain1283 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I'm gonna be honest... Nigel was the only reason this movie did not completely fail. Everything else could have been fine if Jewel was not changed to be such an ignorant _bird_

  • @marb9603
    @marb9603 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Rio 1 and 2 were a part of my childhood

  • @uncleharm8893
    @uncleharm8893 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    The first time in the entire history of CinemaSins awkward college girlfriend jokes that one actually made me laugh 10/10

  • @dudapezzi1987
    @dudapezzi1987 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    As a Brazilian I volunteer to contribute with this video by saying that most of the movie doesn't come close to what Brazil really is, this birds are extint, the red ones are almost extint, the snake is a Gibóia not an anaconda, they have ridiculous soccer cliche, the people who cuts trees ARE violent and they will have guns (it so bad that the army and the police had to join forces to go against them), they didn't show one single native in the entire movie that goes on Amazônia (notice that Amazônia is not only the name of a forest but also the name of a state) and I could go on and on but nothing is going to change

    • @GreenWingSpino
      @GreenWingSpino 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I guess Scarlet and Green-Winged Macaws are endangered in Brazil? Also originally there was supposed to be a scene where a native Amazonian tribe appeared to Linda and Tulio (alongside Fernando who was originally supposed to be with them) to show them the way where the Spix Macaws were (Kinda makes Eduardo's remark about there's no humans in the Amazon pretty ironic, but unsure if he seemingly doesn't know that Amazonian tribes exist in the rainforest he resides in) , but no idea why it got cut.

  • @thetruegunginginga29yearsa66
    @thetruegunginginga29yearsa66 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Cinema sins ruins millions of childhoods
    *_And i love it_*