Best HFY Reddit Stories: We Did Not Plan For This

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  • @randybentley2633
    @randybentley2633 ปีที่แล้ว +179

    Do not betray a predator that has developed a deep-seated sense of both Vengence & Honor.

    • @agoddamnferret
      @agoddamnferret ปีที่แล้ว +22

      a persistence predator no less, with no measure of patience and the sentience to pass down a grudge

    • @randybentley2633
      @randybentley2633 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      ​@agoddamnferret Also, the chaos factor of unconventional thinking...

  • @scott644
    @scott644 ปีที่แล้ว +249

    The only thing keeping humanity's destructive capabilities under control is humanity. That limiter was removed.

    • @Sho_veL
      @Sho_veL ปีที่แล้ว +17

      We call this a… “Difficulty Tweak”

    • @scott644
      @scott644 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@Sho_veL Yup. I hope the ISSPC like "die hard mode."

    • @mikkelnpetersen
      @mikkelnpetersen 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      Give us a non-human common enemy and let lose the marines.

  • @TheIrishWanderer2166
    @TheIrishWanderer2166 ปีที่แล้ว +476

    First mistake: you gave us a common enemy
    Second mistake: you made this a war for our species survival
    Third mistake: you didn't make sure we were ALL dead.
    Exterminatus engaged. 😈😈😈

    • @maximilianpelaez896
      @maximilianpelaez896 ปีที่แล้ว

      dumb xenos

    • @debra-qq1np
      @debra-qq1np ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Fact.

    • @МихаилРозов-ю9п
      @МихаилРозов-ю9п ปีที่แล้ว

      @@debra-qq1np Exterminatus is merely a single planet destruction. This is gonna be interplanetary specieses genocide.
      So Exterminatuses. Plural.

    • @dire9084
      @dire9084 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Ramming speed

    • @gundam2jimmy
      @gundam2jimmy ปีที่แล้ว +4

      amen

  • @CodexisInkwind
    @CodexisInkwind ปีที่แล้ว +342

    You know its gonna be a good one when the thumbnail is of a 40k battle barge

    • @NigraeLegiones
      @NigraeLegiones ปีที่แล้ว +22

      That's a retribution class battleship

    • @icefire5799
      @icefire5799 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      aint that a navy vessel either way hello fellow 40k fan

    • @obe22099
      @obe22099 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Barges look like hammers. War Hammers.

    • @Sakki007
      @Sakki007 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Space ship that can melee

    • @openfly4u
      @openfly4u ปีที่แล้ว

      @@obe22099 All thanks to jimmy space and his space marines

  • @wrathshorts2894
    @wrathshorts2894 ปีที่แล้ว +107

    Xenos awoke, not a sleeping giant, but a sleeping monster. A creature devoid of empathy and compassion. A creature who's only goal is to inflict suffering and terror.
    The Xenos will beg, beg for forgiveness, beg for mercy, beg for death. And the humans will reply, no.

    • @mr.e6289
      @mr.e6289 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      human reply :"ohh sure we just left that on the planet we will just pop over and get... oh wait, well looks like you are out of luck.. and time"

  • @AkGamerRo
    @AkGamerRo ปีที่แล้ว +101

    Humans really came back when the aliens least expected it... and HELL came with them.

  • @kiritotheabridgedgod4178
    @kiritotheabridgedgod4178 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    In the immortal words of the Martian Armed Forces. "Traitor, Xeno, Heretic, they are as one to us. We shall scorch them from existence with our engines devious. Our hate for them encoded into every bolt and truss. Our wrath has come online."

    • @Nicmadis
      @Nicmadis 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      01110111 01100001 01110010

  • @mikkelnpetersen
    @mikkelnpetersen 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +24

    Aliens: *Stabs humanity in the back and tries to eradicate them*
    Humans: *Loads exterminatus rounds into every weapon possible* "Let it be know, we didn't fire the first shot"

  • @TheSurvivor637
    @TheSurvivor637 ปีที่แล้ว +129

    Guns are so…impersonal. You made the mistake of making this war, extremely, personal.

    • @bradleyadams5252
      @bradleyadams5252 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      JOKER: "Laughs in potato peeler"

  • @baldur3365
    @baldur3365 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    The worst part of Betrayal is that it never comes from an enemy

  • @dasaikobunny
    @dasaikobunny ปีที่แล้ว +52

    one thing humans have among all else is their persistence. be it in peace and in war. we are persistent.

  • @lupaswolfshead9971
    @lupaswolfshead9971 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    bad ending the human would have used the scalpel on the hated aliens in the ship

    • @dasaikobunny
      @dasaikobunny ปีที่แล้ว +23

      i won't give you the satisfaction of killing me.

    • @eddoh2701
      @eddoh2701 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Always save one bullet for yourself

    • @lumberluc
      @lumberluc ปีที่แล้ว +8

      No.
      Deny them the pleasure of killing you, by saying to them via action, "We will go out on our time, never yours!"

    • @RequiemPoete
      @RequiemPoete 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      But someone has to bring the message of death to their people.

  • @randomdragon8245
    @randomdragon8245 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    My man died saying, "My turn now."

  • @Type_blazenil
    @Type_blazenil 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    We are switching to melee, because deleting your planets is too painless

  • @ericlondon2663
    @ericlondon2663 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    We barely can trust other humans.
    So never trust a xeno.

    • @navier6820
      @navier6820 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      That is why the aliens don visit us 😂

    • @ericlondon2663
      @ericlondon2663 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@navier6820 They can barely trust their own too LOL

    • @xenn4985
      @xenn4985 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@navier6820good.

    • @lumberluc
      @lumberluc ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Unless their Fluffies.

  • @DylonBridson
    @DylonBridson ปีที่แล้ว +8

    “Blood for blood, vengeance for Holy Terra.”

  • @paytonkraft7564
    @paytonkraft7564 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    "You should have torn them out root and stem." -Arya Stark, at the fall of house frey.

  • @NathanBChampine
    @NathanBChampine ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Big mistake. Prepare now for the Dragons of Terra to ROAR!

  • @DH-sb3yk
    @DH-sb3yk ปีที่แล้ว +29

    This is my good night Story right now😅

    • @DH-sb3yk
      @DH-sb3yk ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Deam, Over 200 alien species.... all dead.... Blood for the Blood Good!

  • @chrisdufresne9359
    @chrisdufresne9359 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Ah yes, casually slaughtering a "primitive" species can't possibly hurt us. What could possibly go wrong?

  • @skoshman1
    @skoshman1 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Queue "Rains of Castamere". In a war of extermination, you either win, or you die. Terra Victoria!

  • @paytonkraft7564
    @paytonkraft7564 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    "The only thing worse than an enemy, is a TRAITOR."

  • @peterwalls-qf7ii
    @peterwalls-qf7ii ปีที่แล้ว +9

    They thought they wiped humanity out, they did not check for any colonies, they defeated their enemy, then forgot about their crime!
    Oh i know them! You do too! Typical behaviour of my southern neighbours! If we survive their teenage years , as a species, we 're luckier than we deserve.

  • @vikingreflections2824
    @vikingreflections2824 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Bringing the wrath of Valhalla to a cosmic level.

  • @michael-wv1md
    @michael-wv1md ปีที่แล้ว +18

    I love hfy stories like this. Thanks

  • @mattbrown5511
    @mattbrown5511 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    A failure to plan is a plan to fail.

  • @SergeyWaytov
    @SergeyWaytov ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I was expecting some, well, more 40k-ish stuff, but that one variant is good too

    • @phil9879
      @phil9879 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Which variant ?

  • @marvinjohnson2488
    @marvinjohnson2488 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Poor xenos, you are so screwed.

  • @WildArmACF
    @WildArmACF ปีที่แล้ว +18

    i want a sequel

    • @phil9879
      @phil9879 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      There is a chapter 2 on Reddit

  • @Vsm426
    @Vsm426 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Part 2 please!

  • @MizuMing
    @MizuMing ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Yeah don't galvanize us or you're boned. 😅

  • @sanguiniusonvacation1803
    @sanguiniusonvacation1803 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Ah a heartwarming tale.

  • @victortahlor4038
    @victortahlor4038 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Thank you for the reading

  • @Cortanis001
    @Cortanis001 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Seems slightly out of character that they recovered even a single survivor on what could be called a potential suicide mission. Given our species tendency toward kamikaze mentality in such situations, I would have expected the boarding ship and crew to have a contingency for self destruction in the face of even potential failure. Case in point, I would have expected the ship to be rigged to self destruct and take out at least part of the opposing ship while the crew were likely fitted with gratuitous amounts of high explosives in the event that they thought they would be captured. Thus the element of surprise would potentially always be maintained. Even with that one prisoner they've now discovered who, what, and what levels of weapons they're facing down even if they know it will be a brutal fight. They even know that humans are effectively acting alone with no allies due to that.

    • @ARockRaider
      @ARockRaider ปีที่แล้ว +8

      possibly found him unconscious and were able to revive him, so the interrogation was his first chance to act.

    • @blasternine8814
      @blasternine8814 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Notice the part where the humans were using *melee weapons*. This was up close, personal, and brutal. Surprise wasn't so much a factor as a spoil of victory. Getting in a good 'screw you' at loosing has its own brutal satisfaction.

  • @akmon3490
    @akmon3490 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Imagine having data of what was lost and yet not having it all, knowing so much about your country but finding only an empty husk.
    The land that your forefathers died to defend turn to space dust, cities built and grown across the ages be naught but a data log of pictures and maps .
    Would you not feel rage when they erased all that you knew , when all you have left are stories that remind you of what you jave lost and will never gain back.
    And all that cause someone wasn't pushing the enemy as fast as they liked , cause you weren't as big as them they eat you up so they can jave an easyer time, those that when the war started uou helped , those that could live to wage the war only cause you helped have decided to kill you all.
    Even Rome salted Cartage after they won .

  • @jjalexg82
    @jjalexg82 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    We need part 2!

  • @lumberluc
    @lumberluc ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The Noctis were victims as much as the Humans.
    They should of went for The Head

  • @michelelyons9410
    @michelelyons9410 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    One of humanity's most notable traits is our ability to hold a grudge. In this story, the "intelligent" races had well earned Humanity's undying hatred, generation after generation. And betrayal is the greatest crime, unforgivable. Humanity will never stop until vengeance is achieved and all of the races that betrayed them are destroyed to the last one. How ironic that it was that very collection of "intelligent" races that gave humanity all the incentive they needed to destroy them----a common enemy and a reason to hate.
    "Cry Havoc! and unleash the dogs of War!!"

  • @jonusmanson
    @jonusmanson 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    You did the one thing even humanity fears. You united the Balkans.

  • @Kez_DXX
    @Kez_DXX ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Remember, O LORD, the children of Edom in the day of Jerusalem; who said, Rase it, rase it, even to the foundation thereof.
    O daughter of Babylon, who art to be destroyed; happy shall he be, that rewardeth thee as thou hast served us.
    Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.
    Chapter 137 of the book of Psalms, verses 7-9

  • @Ryvaken
    @Ryvaken 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    .....uuhhhhhh. Dinitrogen is very much a naturally forming molecule. Breaking the atoms apart to use in other compounds is (relative to similar diatomics like, say, hydrogen) tremendously difficult. Nitrogen is highly reactive, highly useful. Dinitrogen is about as inert as inert gets. The chemistry of this first page gives me a headache!

  • @Herraivo
    @Herraivo ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Take a shot every time he says "species". I'm just 1:30 in, and i'd porpably be dead already.

  • @russellstyles5381
    @russellstyles5381 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Mistake - DiNitrogen is in fact the preferred form for Nitrogen. It prefers this form greatly, and becomes annoyed when forced into any other molecule.

    • @Naeron66
      @Naeron66 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes, that single error partly ruined it for me. Its the commonest form for nitrogen, for example Titan's atmosphere is over 90% "dinitrogen".

  • @sparking023
    @sparking023 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    If they took some time to learn of Human history, they would learn we can hold grudges for a loooooooong time. Should have checked if everyone was dead.
    *Crusade it is!*

  • @paytonkraft7564
    @paytonkraft7564 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I think the worst part of the whole thing is humanity joined in the Nocktis conflict and gave everything they had, much to their own detriment according to the account of the dinitrogen/pure nitrogen exchange, yet the ISSPC decided humanity's too much of a liability to take seriously. A pitiful showing, if an unsurprising one.

  • @gabrielandradeferraz386
    @gabrielandradeferraz386 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    fun fact, N2 is very common actually.

  • @eddoh2701
    @eddoh2701 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Good story bad set-up: Did he said water?

    • @phil9879
      @phil9879 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Nah he said N2 not di hydrogen oxyde (H2O)

    • @eddoh2701
      @eddoh2701 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@phil9879 my brother in Christ most elements and combination can be found elsewhere in abundance

  • @mikehickey7383
    @mikehickey7383 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    So, was that the ISSPC?
    I wasn’t sure as they didn’t really mention it that often.

  • @locker1325
    @locker1325 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Excellent story.

  • @noahkleugh9323
    @noahkleugh9323 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Rhe beginnings of an epic tale.

  • @Type_blazenil
    @Type_blazenil 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    The only reason we didn't go past what we have is because we didn't want to lose our world(s)

  • @SecondBestArtMuseum
    @SecondBestArtMuseum 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    The way they keep referring to 80 years as a long time makes me think that they have exceptionally shorter lifespans that many humans. Except for the leader who seemed to be a soldier and work their way up to space emperor.

  • @mannydavis7708
    @mannydavis7708 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    It doesn't seem clinical enough. Hand to hand fighting just to make a point against an enemy who have no idea what hell is going on or who you are. It would be done with shock and awe. Coldly, clinically and brutally ruthless.

  • @corvididaecorax2991
    @corvididaecorax2991 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    DiNitrogen, or N2, is nitrogen's standard state. If you have anything containing nitrogen and break the molecules apart then you get N2. Getting nitrogen to take any other form is harder, which is why despite how much nitrogen is in the atmosphere we are dependent on consuming nitrogen compounds created by other organisms, or often artificial processes now. We can't use the N2 we are constantly breathing. Some microbes can convert the atmospheric N2 into more useful forms, and all life on Earth was dependent on those microbes until pretty recently. Then a process was found by humans to do the same thing artificially, and now most likely about 60% of the nitrogen in your body was artificially converted.
    Basically it is another example of 'Aliens lack something the universe is absolutely full of', which is always rather annoying to me.

    • @lumberluc
      @lumberluc ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Or an ease of access of.
      Mining colonies are a pain, but trading with other factions is easy.
      My goods for your goods

    • @corvididaecorax2991
      @corvididaecorax2991 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@lumberluc
      That in general only works if the cost of mining/extracting/refining/making something is smaller in one place than in another. Which can be due to a lot of factors like labor availability, taxes, ease of access, etc.
      Something can never sustainably be sold for less than it took to get in the first place, meaning the customer pays for the mines and machines in the end one way or another. And trade imposes costs of its own. So the only case where a nation trades for something it already has easy access to a plentiful supply of is when the cost of extracting is somehow a lot cheaper for someone else. Otherwise the cost of trade makes it so that local extraction wins out.
      There is an edge case where the initial cost of setting up extraction can make it easier in the short term to trade, but that is an unstable situation vulnerable to anyone who can put together enough initial capital to exploit it. So such situations rarely last long on the scale of nations.

    • @lumberluc
      @lumberluc ปีที่แล้ว

      @@corvididaecorax2991 Or Planetary Scale.
      Earth was Terraformed in a instant in this story and this Council saw Humans as a sacrificial pawn in their game.
      They eliminated the Middle Man for profit

  • @gabrielsfilms2086
    @gabrielsfilms2086 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    /who/ could have /possibly/ guessed that the highly expansionist species had other colonies.

  • @Nempo13
    @Nempo13 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    We evolved in a way that is extremely unique. Millions of species are on our planet and we are the ONLY one to evolve to run our prey to death. Stamina is human's defining and unique trait. We are designed from our very roots to be persistent, stubborn, determined. Only an absolute fool triggers desperation in a human. When a human gets desperate they also get stubborn and no longer care about self preservation. They will hound you for years, and if caught will go down swinging. The only thing that has ever kept humanity in check, was humanity. You unite humanity against you? Well, enjoy what time you have left as humanity will make sure to have pockets that will continue even as they throw 90% of the species after you. Even if you win, you will only make your children and your children's children endure the next attack which will come from the pockets humanity left to ensure the persistent vengeance will come for you.
    A united humanity can be the most wonderous of things, or the scariest of things. It is up to you on which side you get to see, and you chose... poorly.

    • @catprog
      @catprog ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Wolves also run they prey to death.

  • @RevenantMain1
    @RevenantMain1 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    They never do

  • @RichardsNickname
    @RichardsNickname ปีที่แล้ว +3

    its good

  • @rustycowell7264
    @rustycowell7264 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Awe aliens no do their homework. Only we get to kill ourselves and experts at it

  • @foxalpha09
    @foxalpha09 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Never trust the foul xenos

  • @Pulagan
    @Pulagan ปีที่แล้ว +2

    No quarter

  • @thejak
    @thejak หลายเดือนก่อน

    Karma is a b**** because it comes with compound interest and revenge makes sure the bill is paid in full as the bill collectors are highly motivated

  • @rifffamily5591
    @rifffamily5591 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    [|87 You dare, build a relationship then betraying us, because it would be more efficient.

  • @altpraize6708
    @altpraize6708 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love it

  • @genemabilangan49
    @genemabilangan49 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Excellent - could u pls relate the how the war went against the ISSPC

  • @treyriver5676
    @treyriver5676 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    for hates sake I spit my last breath at thee.

  • @davidbell8824
    @davidbell8824 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Part 2 ?

  • @jdtheone
    @jdtheone ปีที่แล้ว +1

    For the algorithm 👍 ❤️ ✨️

  • @dragongreek9059
    @dragongreek9059 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    will you do part two and three

  • @denalozecon9074
    @denalozecon9074 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The Nitrogen Economics do not make sense to me. N2 is the stable form of Nitrogen. Nitrogen that is not bonded to other Nitrogen sounds expensive...and since N2 is the more stable form singular Nitrogen would not remain so long. So for this to be possible there would need to be two things; chemistry of Nitrogen is different so different laws of physics in regards to Nitrogen at least. Earth has 80% Nitrogen which is a lot for us on Earth, but it is a tiny tiny amount of Nitrogen compared to any Gas Giant. The aliens if they desire Nitrogen that much, would have figured out how to seperate Nitrogen from Gas Giant atmosphere centuries before meeting any Human. So this story besides Nitrogen is okay, but the 'wealth of Humans' should be something besides Nitrogen. There are over 100 elements + sci fi can just invent new even heavier elements to be the stories wealth, and us readers Unobtanium.

  • @alphateam6580
    @alphateam6580 ปีที่แล้ว

    Goodbye

  • @DragonBornClan4
    @DragonBornClan4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Part 2 when?

    • @phil9879
      @phil9879 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The writer wrote a part 2 on Reddit but it didn’t catch as much so possibly none

  • @Bloodball99
    @Bloodball99 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Exterminatus!

  • @EattinThurs61
    @EattinThurs61 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Oops...

  • @nraah4707
    @nraah4707 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    First mistake was trusting things different from yourself.

  • @charLycheb
    @charLycheb 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I'd do this

  • @scullcrusher3981
    @scullcrusher3981 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Hi

  • @towermonkey5563
    @towermonkey5563 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Sheesh, i hate when idiots try to write creative science.

  • @HoNkYforLiFe1
    @HoNkYforLiFe1 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Another wasted story sad there’s no definitive ending