NEW SUPER MARIO GALAXY
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 24 พ.ค. 2020
- Super Mario Galaxy.
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Spoiler: This game ends with Mario waking up on the floor of an Applebee's Bathroom, it is never clarified how long he has been there, although one would assume it had been a long time
Dude he said fake spoilers, what are you doing?
In his hand is an applebees coupon with a little luma star on it
@@divinityd662 Rosalina reveals that Applebees coupons make the hands of the coupon holder grow in size, which explains Mario's deformities throughout Galaxy 1 and 2.
Boy he said fake spoilers.
SPOLIER: Mario realizes he actually can’t breathe in space and dies of suffocation
spoiler: this is all a fever dream mario wakes up in bed with daisy at the end of the game
It's like in cartoons and the character only falls off the cliff once they realise they've walked off it.
@@ciaranmccullagh9246 they already used that in mario 2
@@smithnyou2352 sup- sup- supah Mario Bros 2 baby
ciaran mccullagh And a wet patch
3:47
The whole level leading up to the boss had to do with ground pounding to kill the moles and hit the tree stumps.
Yes, but as he said after he beat the boss, Alpha can be stupid.
Josiah Ball I mean fair enough I guess😂
Spoiler: The goombas with helmets are called goombeetles.
I did not know that
Neato.
“You guys don’t want me to read this dialogue”
*He’s a man of the people, they said*
Grr
Grr
Rawr
Whatever
Ev Dog Grr
“Odyssey was just a bunch of moons scattered in one place.” Wait till he hears about the Green Stars.
Man those were annoying
He is right though, the moons were not really scattered about that well. U had some big spots that next to nothing in them. Don’t get me wrong I liked odyssey but the way the moon were scattered around and had u doing similar things to get them gets boring after awhile.
okay
The green stars are a galaxy 2 thing but ok
@@straycat6214 wdym they were so fun to collect
"I will make sure this comes out a bit more regularly"
*This was 3 Months ago*
Maybe he meant it'll be every 1 month and 3 weeks lol
After hearing about has happened this last week, I understand not uploading another galaxy video. Alpharad wants to post good content, and to do that he needs to be in good spirits. The stuff on Twitter for the smash community would make anyone sad.
almost two months now
so we're getting close to the deadline
Gaming -_- Ranger almost two
Now it's 2 month
Spoiler: Mario odyssey, galaxy, and sunshine all are connected in one way.
You take the moon and you take the sun. You take every star thats so much fun.
No its not a coincidence, its Chowder.
... And I'm about to snort mushroom powder.
And now they’re all going to be re-released on switch..
guess you could say they stirred it all up and then they’re done-
HOW COULD YOU FORGET 64!
@@mrchonky5935 This man is a fucking wizard
Much as I loved that, him skipping the story time cutscene brought genuine pain to my heart.
Yeah
same
e
The story isn't very good lol
Sorry but are you talking about rosalina's story?
Spoilers: At the end Mario finally notices he has been in space the whole time. This sudden realization causes him to have a panic attack as he desperately gasps for air in the vain belief that he will survive the vast cosmic emptiness. He dies shortly after.
whatever
Thanks for sharing! Didn't ask though.
I'm sorry, you must've confused this game for Sonic Colors.
Uhh, Alpharad asked for you to make fake spoilers, he didn't say to spoil the game.
FriedRiceFred r/wooooosh. Wait, are u being real?
spoiler: peach hired bowser to kidnap her to avoid taxes
I’m sure she just wanted to follow Yoshi’s example.
Exitox lol 😆
Makes since
I see now
@@extivus406 since when?
"Why would I know how to do that!?"
Because they taught you it earlier with the other moles, Arin.
....Wait, wrong channel.
How did I forget they were called moles
Omg you just brought back the anger from mid 2010s when they played this game😂
I was actually laughing for like 30 seconds! So true.
New memory unlocked
SPOILER: Bowser gets chlamydia that’s why there’s a chlamydia planet
Jump-Man's clone Look up blue waffles to find out.
@@John-ir9tbNo don't
Jump-Man's clone don’t google it. Ask your parents.
Jump-Man's clone OOF
True
Spoiler: Mario goes into clinical depression after Luigi’s death
Gerbityblah I get it, clinical because dr. mario
ツᖙαиιɛƖ thats not the joke
Oh god
@@aetherrl5648
What do you mean, clinical is like Doctor and Dr. Mario. Wahoo!
He said to do fake spoilers
“Add fake spoilers in the comments.”
The blackholes will give you every STD and Luigi doesn’t take his anti-depressants.
Alpharad: “I’ll make sure that this comes out more regularly”
So that was a lie
R3D to true
Yes
"I am lucky, shocked, and a little aroused by the fact that I passed"
I have no clue how Alpha strings sentences together, but I'm thankful anyway.
He's the Eminem of Let's Plays, stringing together stuff that shouldn't make sense but sounds good anyways.
Spoiler: after you beat the game there is a second game called Mario galaxy 2
I’m not going to say if this is real or fake
Meanwhile, in another universe, you have Mario universe, which has everyone, including waluigi.
Real
Don't need to, that theory has already been debunked
Idk sounds fake tbh
@@louisandelisabethfunchanne2670 you can't say that, it's a spoiler!
“I will make sure to upload these more frequently”
Spoiler: Jotaro Kujo comes and helps Mario, and they both fight Bowser together.
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY JOJO REFRENCES IN THIS COMMENTS
*DIOOOO*
Spoiler 3; bowser also turns into a dolphin and goku goes Supersane and mario grabs a gun and...
Haha funni
You spoiled all of stardust crusaders
"You guys don't want to see me read the dialogue"
A-actually...
" *skips the dialogue* "
B-but...
the only time there is a mario platformer character with backstory letsplayers skip it
TheBreakFast ikr I wanted to see his reaction to it
Spoiler: The game continues to be amazing until the end.
No I’m not a fan of it
@@5fg474 doesn't mean it's not objectively good, Galaxy isn't the most liked Mario game ever for no reason. I didn't like Odyssey, but I admit that it isn't a bad game at all.
Kani' yes the game is impressive for it’s time. Also I didn’t like odyssey either
My favorite game ever
5FG Do you even like any 3D mario platform ets
Hey Alpha, I was the one who said the "For Kobe" thing in the Odyssey stream a while back, but I thought it'd be just that one-time acknowledgement and then the bit would be over. Seeing it in the video at 10:33 made my day. Thank you
Legends say he’s still making the new Mario galaxy video
"I just remembered that Galaxy 2 is a thing, should we play it after ?"
Everyone *wants* that.
"It feels like a student film because I don't get it."
As a recent film school grad, this is accurate.
I mean year 1 was literally "ok here's the fundamentals of making sense through film" and by year 4 most people still didn't have it.
Spoiler Mario beats bowser
Letting yourself make sense is basically just admitting defeat, right? :P
"See ya in another 2 months"
Me: wow he wasn't kidding
"I'm just kidding"
Me: no you're not
Alpha: *kills small mole by ground pounding and spinning* ahhh that’s how I do it. Haha mechanics.
Also alpha: how do I kill this bigger mole? The game is giving me no hints!
Spoiler: Mario hires a hitman to kill bowser while he sunbathes on a moon
Spoiler: Mario eventually discovers hes in love with Hungry Luma.
Spoiler: Mario eats the hungry Luma
@@captainblue5096 Spoliers: It is later revealed that inflation luma has consumed all in the universe, showing only his projection as that in the game. When he is consumed, it is wondered truly who has truly become more powerful
Dint forget when they make love in the end and eats it
What the hell man
Mario has the sickness for the thickness
4:10 when I played this as a little kid I cried on that boss it was so hard
11:45 "I know what I'm doing sometimes and barely"
I felt this
"The signs say death, but my heart says maybe?"
There comes a point in every galaxy playthrough where you overestimate the long jump. The moment he landed on that planet, I knew it was imminent.
Also, try the other shovel knight campaigns, as they are commonly thought of as direct improvements.
This is something I need to do- play through the other Shovel Knight campaigns, I mean.
I fell in love with Shovel Knight *hard* and beat it like 3 times on the Wii U release, then bought it again on Steam around the time Plague Knight's campaign became a thing and got 50% of the way through it before not returning to it. I heard Specter of Torment and King of Cards are both absolutely incredible and I just... haven't gone back to it yet.
I really should play through that whole game again. I've been on a big 2D games kick lately and just beat Bloodstained last night, so I need something else to occupy me for a short time.
What if thats was someones last words
i second alpha playing shovel knights
@@ExImperialDragon Well, all updates are available on all releases.
The intro is basically how my mind processes everything all the time
Grr
Grr
whatever
Grr
Honest mood
Last video it almost sounded like Alpha wasn't a huge fan of Galaxy, so it's nice to hear how much fun he was having this time.
"my commentary is on point"
ten seconds earlier "Who would have thought the ice skating world would have ice skating"
Alpha: "I just remembered Galaxy 2 is a thing, so is that the next thing we play?"
*Y E S*
*spin move kills every single boss in the game* Alpharad: now, that wasnt intuitive at all. How was I supposed to know?
*wasn't
@@Empy_C. thank you for applying the apostrophe. Nobody could have possibly deciphered the message I was trying to impart without that semi-meaningless piece of punctuation. What a champion of the people.
It genuinely warms my heart hearing Alpharad enjoy this game. Galaxy is my favorite game, so hearing Alpharad talk about this game's heart gives me life.
Spoiler: near the end of the game there is confirmation that Bowser Jr. is in fact Peach's biological son
I already knew but you forgot the secret cutscene where sans slams bowser on the ground using the a beeg star
SPOILER: Mario gets drafted for the Lakers and takes on a life of ballin’
So this is the prequal to mario hoops 3 on 3
so he becomes best friends with lebron?
HE SAID FAKE SPOILERS WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
SPOILERS:
Actually, a lot of people want you to read the dialogue.
And to keep coming back to Rosalina's Library.
And to not ignore the story.
Spoiler:
No one wants to go to the library
Nobody cares. They just care about 0:53
@@TBrizzle01 looking at the likes that comment has... people do seem to care
Spoiler: Alpharad never plays this game again
.
This aged well
this aged amazingly😹
Spoiler: Mario loses because Luigi was doing nothing the entire time.
and thats why galaxy 2 was made
technically true lol
"he's different from me and I don't like it"
And ladies and gentlemen that is how racism started
ANDREW PISSES YT EPIC GAYMING I don’t like alien people monster people colored people animal people and I sure don’t like people people because I’m just people.
based
ANDREW PISSES YT EPIC GAYMING that’s a nice name
@@riskyduck7602 long story behind it but yes it is a wonderful name
Oof relevant
7:56 this means nothing to me, because I can’t read.
14:06 dark matter plant GANG....
They grow up so fast
Honestly this brought back nostalgia of my first time playing through this game when I was like 8 and was struggling so much. Also holy crap, this game came out when I was 8, I’m 21 now.
“It feels like a student film cause I don’t get it.”
What beautiful words coming from a beautiful man, see he is different, he could have litterally any other phrase, but he used that one because he is a 1/100,000,000 man
(Edit thanks for the likes)
Do you have any idea who is replying to your comment right now? It's me, the FUNNIEST MAN ALIVE! My videos are so extremely funny, if you don't cry tears of laughter, you are allowed to DISLIKE my EXTREMELY FUNNY videos! Do you think my videos are funny, dear saturn
Why do you exist?
Simp detector is going off
I mean, Alpha is THE FunnyMan (TM)
Sean true true
“...if a Wii remote can fit through my...”
Not gonna lie I kind clenched when he started saying this
Why must our minds be this corrupted?
“Is this guy suppose to be hard”
Wait until you do the boss rush star in super Mario galaxy 2
Oh, just wait until he does the Prankster Comet for it
Or you-know-what if he gets that far
Josiah Ball i did both stars fight me
*Vietnam war memorie*
His question at 4:12
My memory: No, we never got close to that galaxy.
5:49 "That wasn't hard at all; I am stupid"
pretty much sums up all of galaxy's bosses
SPOILER: I’m not even kidding Mario uses a raygun to defeats bowser. It’s epic
Buddy1Sock i haven’t played this game but i feel that this is true
@@gladejams its not
No he actually uses a minigun
@@copyable4660 its not an r/woooosh moron
@@mynameosca8159 Definitly not a woosh
Spoiler: Alpharad actually will take 2 months to upload the next episode.
try 3
3
6:13 the genuine excitement was so pure I love it. wait until he finds out you can press Z while you skate
“Well time to do what momma says” never have more cursed words ever been spoken in a Mario game.
Spoiler: the story was about the friends Mario made along the way
I mean, yeah.
That actually kinda is a spoiler, so... you failed? Were you trying to make a real spoiler? I guess I'll give you some credit if this was completely intentional.
I can't tell if this is a fake spoiler or a real one, and I finished the game.
Spoilers (contains both true and false ones):
The universe is destroyed at the end of the game
Luigi is terrified of bugs.
You can pollinate flowers as Bee Mario.
There's a Pokemon Easter egg
One of the stars requires you to speedrun Major Burrows.
There is a second Luigi in the game
A powerup allows Mario to pilot a robot
A powerup allows Mario to fly
You get to fight the UFO seen at the beginning of the game as a miniboss
You face off against Bowser Jr. just before the final battle with Bowser.
Rosalina turns giant
Mario turns giant
Bowser turns giant
Luigi turns mini
Yoshi shows up in this game
There's a Metroid Easter egg
I'm guessing he will start up the next episode with a flashback of him saying"I'll make sure this comes out a bit more regularly" and then sarcasticly laughs about it like: haha I said that didn't I, well...
Spoiler: Mario has never been sober which is why he thinks he’s in a galaxy, why he thinks there is a cap that abducts anything, and why he hooks up with a lot of girls
It's all in your head Mario. None of this is real.
It’s the goddamn mushroomd
Mario wake up, the accident wasn't your fault
Spoilers: the game ends with Mario discovering his fetish for snake people
It was weird, I'll say that much, but luigi's ending is by far one of the weirdest
@@logicalchicken7132 yeah he like boo toes EWWWWWWWW1!1!11!1!1!1111!1!!!!
Wait what
@S Cd
Yeah but you forgot the part where they kts because of the snake people
the__wolf not gonna lie i dont remember that part at all
This was awesome. This is one of my favorite games and watching you play through it for the first time genuinely warms my heart. Great video
Your right it hasn't been two months
It's been 2 and a half so good job for not lying
SPOILER: There is no spoiler, take off your clothes.
There is no real reply, now get in the truck, we're going on a ride.
Whatever
@@scootscorp We'll give you some time... but I think you know it'll happen if you say no anyway...
If you press “Z” while ice skating, Mario skates BACKWARDS.
fuck it he moonwalk
epic
“I’m kidding!”
Next video literally comes out two months later
Alpharad: look at those big hands!
Me: now you know why peach loves him
"Feels like Alpharad is back."
I had the biggest smile on my face when I heard those words.
same
yeah, it’s really great to see him feeling and doing better
The Freezeflame Galaxy was definitely one of my favorite galaxies.
*Freezeframe
the purple coin level on it was terrible, though
at least it wasn’t a limited time purple coin level
0:57
I require the *SAUSE*
Thanks TH-cam for reminding me Jacob never finished Galaxy
Hey, add this to the Gold list
You saying “It feels like Alpharad is back” genuinely made me smile. Love that energy. Keep on doing you man, that’s what we’re all here for. Also, kudos to you for not rushing this and waiting until you were in the right mental state to do it. A late video when you’re feeling good is infinitely better than a rushed video when you’re feeling sideways, even though we all know that’s not as lucrative in aspect to revenue. Take each day as it comes, all of us are here to support you 👍✊
I’m only here for mediocre entertainment, so stop acting like you represent us
That's not very nice, especially because you're commenting that on a very heartfelt comment.
can't discribe how and what i feel after watching this video: joy, excitment, empathy and an even greater positive mindset!!
Like Luke above me said, all of us (or most of us 420 u STUHPID dickhead) are here to support you Jakob, and i had to smile as well ^^
Thanks for all the great content that entertained us so much and keep supporting us by making such masterpieces
Oh and F.I.Y. SPOILER: Mario dies... a looooot.
Mario Galaxy: The game that makes everyone feel better
So true
Luigi’s Purple Coins
@@flinch2440 At least it makes you feel great after you finally make it
The flashbacks to like a decade ago of my childhood.
I hardly remember anything, but some things I really did.
Spoiler: halfway through mario loses to bowser and has to call upon his hidden power of spaghetti to continue
Spoiler: Mario is the sole survivor. Everybody else dies.
I mean
Well.....
I meannnnn
Eeehhhh
Mario is the man behind the slaughter
SPOILERS: The mole comes back as the final boss
i mean. but what if tho
*cough cough Boss Blitz Galaxy cough cough*
Yes, and that's quite q controversial name you've got
@@josiahball7799 no, no let the man have his peace
@@tropicsumo3558 Yes the name is controversial, but it's true
Omg it took me HOURS to do the first world in the vid. So glad others know my pain. (I also didn't know how to use the flowers at the beginning either, so HOURS)
Spoiler: Captain Toad was the twist villain and was controlling Bowser. When Bowser couldn’t kill Mario he transformed into Bowser and destroyed the world or something.
Dude, your commentary WAS on point this video. Although, I’m not trying to demean your past commentary but this was really good. Great job Jacob!
So, im going to say it, dont flame me, buuuuuut, "I FOUND YOU, FAKER!"
Ronald Corneilius McDonald I’ll be waiting in Rivals of Aether for the Ronald 1v1. Jacob, lmk if you wanna make a video on this.
Ronald sorry, but i dont have a computer or xbox, so i cant even 1v1 you right now, but i'll try to get rivals at next christmas on my switch. And also, I'd get bodied, oof.
Ronald Corneilius McDonald Oh I’m just messing around, no worries!
"I don't know what he is, but he's different than me and I don't like him."
-Alpharad, 2020
Based Alpharad?
whatever
Striking racism right at its core.
0:44
Alpharad: You guys don't want me to read the dialog *proceeds to skip the story*
us guys: unforgivable!
I always love to come back here for 11:45, still one of my favourites
Spoiler: At the end of the game Bowser is trapped in space and he eventually stops thinking.
I can't believe I'm scrolling through the comments and I get two Jojo references in a row.
Marjojo's Super Adventure
I already knew but you forgot the secret cutscene where sans slams bowser on the ground using the a beeg star
And breathing
IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING JOJO REFERENCE?!?!
Bowser really does get the most random powers.
He’s been: Big, Dead, Big, Teleporting, Big, a Furry, Big, Magic, Big, Hat, and *Big*
I seem to notice a trend.
Nah. I’m just overthinking things probably
And don’t forget *Giga*
@@animegaming_1019 Which is just a disgusting version of big.
@@animegaming_1019 you mean bigger big, also known as *Big*
And *BLOCKS*
12:27 THATS WAS SICKKKKK
4:16 yes and no, when I was a kid I was scared of the bosses and always asked my sisters to defeat the bosses. But now as I am older I can easily defeat the bosses. Because you get this random knowledge in your head to take further.
He knows how to long jump right?
"You guys don't want me to read the dialogue."
i smell a new gimmick account please give us stargirl storytime jacob
yes please
Man it's gonna be crazy when he gets to the FPS section
It was a bold choice on Nintendo's part, but I think they really knocked it out of the park when they snuck a demo of Skyward Sword into SMG2
Yes the frames per second genre
Zubair Ahmed So I wasn’t the only person who thought that.
I understand the joke but that’s always I think when I see FPS-
1:04 NOSTAGLIAAAA
I just wanna say, this was one of my favorite games as a kid and I 100% it and played through it as Luigi and loved it. Best game
“Spin move. Spin mooove.”
Remember when he watched MatPat play Mario maker and he didn’t know what a spin jump was
That's exactly what I thought of when he said that lol
Quick hide before the grrrs take over this comment too
SPOILER: I like the star in the end-game when mario meets knuckles and melts him
4:59 Im glad I wasent the only one that struggled with this one, even with savestates 💀💀💀
It’s so fun to watch someone go through this completely blind and inexperienced and still come to the same conclusion as everyone who loves this game for the same reasons other than nostalgia.
Spoiler: Rosalina is is just Peach with amnesia
Spoiler: Rosalina is Peach and Luigi's daughter from an alternate universe.
The comment is edited but he still has 2 is instead of 1.
Game theory in a nutshell
Spoiler: The mushroom world is all inside the sewers with a turtle that inhaled a flamethrower and was mutated.
Spoiler: At the end you learn that Bowser was actually Toadsworth the whole time. He then teams up with Wierd Al to turn the entire universe into hot pockets.
Cliff MacDonald dam I was just about into fight bowser 😡😡😡😡
lii would like this comment but it would get rid of the 69 likes on it
You forgot the part when weird Al turns out to be Joe Rogan in disguise and overthrows Bowser as the final boss
Sansward 1:19 but the bowser runs to get his bean burrito to beat joe
@@qwertello2284 yeah I forgot that part, thx
16:23 I like to imagine that it was the planetoid you were on that exploded and that Mario and Bowser just straight up died.
You were right, this was very good!
Hearing "Alpharad is back" made my heart flutter. That was such a wholesome moment