I love how he explains his elaborate plan to clear the entire floor in one go and as soon as he’s done he gets instantly fucking merked by the first enemy that sees him
Thats the typical experience with Hotline Miami, you come up with a plan, let the music hype you up then the nanosecond you enter the room some dude with a shotgun across the map kills you.
jerma tossing an empty gun, running around and picking up the exact gun he'd thrown a moment prior and saying 'why is it empty' is among the most jerma things i've seen
33:18 The most Hotline Miami moment I’ve seen, unloading into a hallway and killing almost everyone, then getting merked by someone you didn’t notice through a window
18:07 The mobster on the left died in such a spot and in such a death sprite that when the explosion occured, it looks like his abdomen got crushed by the door
@@MrCinico lol yeah most people have it as a last name. When I was in the third grade the 4th and 5th diary of a wimpy kid books came out and it was all that anyone ever said when they met me
Technically when Jerma is explaining how he is perspiring at an advanced rate when he is inside he is not wrong as it depends on whether he is on the top or bottom floor of his house, also which room as that will factor in, and including insulation inside the house depending on certain insulating materials, Jerma also explains while he is outside he doesn't perspire as frequently you are outside you are subject to the elements like wind and humidity, etc. In conclusion Jerma, threw up a sleeve of Oreo's in his moms bed
That makes sense, I've noticed the same thing and I've always assumed it's the wind, because I rarely ever sweat walking around outside except on those few days when there's no wind at all.
In 7th grade my history teacher told us about how the ability to manufacture identical products was cool to the common people because they could have the same teacup set as the queen and I didn’t fully under how those people must have felt until i found out i have the same mouse as Jerma
Loved this game on the PS4. Watched Jerma's struggle as he goes through the levels, heavy feels right there. Mad respect. Can't wait for the sequel compilation to include him fooling the viewers into thinking his facecam is "off synced". And Jerma enjoying the Swan Twins as much as I did. Fun Fact: On PS4, the dualshock controller light color is the same as the games' background. Took me a while to realize, and when I did my jaw dropped as much as the Son trying to Get a Grip.
I own both of these games on ps4 and Xbox one. I could beat them on Xbox but there’s something about my brain and the ps4 controller that I couldn’t get past like the 3rd level
Something I still find pretty funny is the explanation given by the devs for how Jacket and Biker both survived their confrontation. Explaining that Jacket was still having hallucinations since he'd recently had his brains blown out but survived, which makes sense, along with Biker tripping out on his preferred drug of choice and winding up hallucinating his part of the fight, which also makes a good amount of sense since having access to drugs in alternate history Miami; which is basically the drug-trafficking capital of the USA, where the main bad guys are a crime syndicate. It isn't exactly a bard blow on your suspension of disbelief considering all of the cocaine that's trafficked through Miami alone, along with all the other drugs run through there even now in the real world. It's almost like a fucking Metal Gear Solid plot twist, or an integral plot/gameplay idea, to be completely honest; normally a completely brain-dead idea and/or concept but, given proper context and potentially pseudo-scientific explanations, wind up making enough sense as to not completely destroy your immersion or preventing you from suspending said disbelief, except _way_ less confusing than the MGS series story can be.
@@hayk3000 All I know is, that peanut allergies got crazy, after people tried to keep peanuts away from people with peanut allergy. Also, it is proven that that consuming non lethal doses (tiny ones, like 0,01mg or something) improve allergies.
jerma: *is stuck in a level* me: 'dont worry, i also struggled on this level' [literally every other level] me: 'i didn't know i struggled in all levels in this game, wow...'
This was the shortest hour of my life Edit after 4months: I really cant remember an hour that's felt shorter than when I watched this video. I dont know if that's a good or bad thing but I'll take it.
Que bkn, me dieron ganas de jugarlo de nuevo. Me cagué de la risa de principio a fin, era como volver a jugar pero con alguien al chistoso al lado. Aguante ahi.
Oh my god, I did the exact same thing Jerma did with the skipping the cutscene literally the exact same thing. I saw the person and pressed the button and thought I missed them saying something so I exited to see the cutscene and realized I couldn’t see it without playing the level again so I looked it up
you can actually go back into the car in decadence. By waiting for a gun enemy in the light pink rug room on the first floor in the top left to make it right next to the wall, you can kill him by pressing space, then grab his weapon to cause a distraction then wait for an enemy to run towards your car, press space on him and you will clip into the car and the level will skip
@@beagotm9318 okay but you gotta admit streaming butt naked slowly twisting his nips with a massive blunt in his mouth in the alaskan winters is a pretty jerma thing to do
Would really like to see a Hotline Miami 2 edit , I can still remember the dead silence of Jerma when he fucks up in a specific level And also his boomer rage in Dead Ahead
Love how insane Jerma is. "spare or kill? (proceed to chokes his necks) what should i do..? oh I'm already killing him." with the most monotone voice ever.
since i saw jerma dying so many times i decided to put this here the fat guys can only be killed by shooting them once and then leave them to bleed out, or you can spray them (with bullets tho) to kill them in a fast way, melee weapons and throws dont work, and doors don’t knock them out (unless you use don juan, from what i remember) the dogs can’t be killed by throwing weapons, you can either melee them or shoot them (you can’t knock them out with doors too) the fast guys (like the girl from the last level) will dodge bullets, but while doing so they will stop for a bit, so that you may have the time to grab a melee weapon and kill them (throwing weapons doesn’t work, doors too will not work against them) also, a good strategy is to open the doors when a guy with a firearm is near it so that you can knock him out and kill the other ones before he wakes up, and you can also grab his weapon (its even less risky with lethal doors), but this strategy may not work if there’s two guys with firearms (or even a fat guy) unless you have a firearm too
Hey hey, i really like your edits and as someone that cant watch all the vods these 3-1 hour long-highlights really save me. I have an request could you edit the Jerma RDR1 series?
Jerma skipping an important cutscene but finding the secret hospital exit is peak Jerma
I’ve noticed peak jerma is not doing something and ending up doing something weird OR he says he going to do something and ends up NEVER doing it
@@ixtlipulido6103 or he says he’s _not_ gonna do something and does it.
@@brendonhalverson5178 Rule 1 of Jerma: Never do what you say you’re gonna do.
after all these years I never knew there was a secret hospital exit..
@@EbolaClown Rule 2 of Jerma: if you are good at something never do it for free
I love how he explains his elaborate plan to clear the entire floor in one go and as soon as he’s done he gets instantly fucking merked by the first enemy that sees him
Nothing will ever top that pathetic futureman gaming clip
That's the Hotline Miami experience.
Thats the typical experience with Hotline Miami, you come up with a plan, let the music hype you up then the nanosecond you enter the room some dude with a shotgun across the map kills you.
Don't care, didn't ask, plus you're *jewish*
@@augur8261 6 million? Pfffft
“Whats the total amount of deaths through a normal play through”
“About 15”
That is the biggest fucking lie chat has ever said
probably more than 500 for me
For me it was probably around 1000, and definitely more like 2000 for Hotline Miami 2. 2 was just fucking impossible sometimes
Idk man maybe its just because I play alot of shooters but I beat the game in like 1.3 hours with only like 20 deaths
@@ghostyboi9186 biggest cap I've ever heard
@@waldorfthepig1431 swear on my mothers life
jerma tossing an empty gun, running around and picking up the exact gun he'd thrown a moment prior and saying 'why is it empty' is among the most jerma things i've seen
amogus
I like that out of this entire comment, the only word i give attention to is the word among.
among
among
among
33:18 The most Hotline Miami moment I’ve seen, unloading into a hallway and killing almost everyone, then getting merked by someone you didn’t notice through a window
Aka the whole HLM2 in a nutshell
Story of my goddamn gaming life.
For me the windows are the worst part of the game I always get shot thinking it's a wall instead of a window
i see you have an affinity for editing the meltdown streams, i like it. nothing quite like a jerma meltdown.
I'M NOT GONNA LOSE A LOT OF SLEEP OVER BEING BAD IN MARIO TENNIS
Jerma is the walking embodiment of “the lady doth protest too much, methinks.”
18:07 The mobster on the left died in such a spot and in such a death sprite that when the explosion occured, it looks like his abdomen got crushed by the door
Good spot.
You have an eye for secrets
@@rowleyryan9025 i didnt know there were actually people named Rowley
@@rowleyryan9025Who tf is named Rowley?
@@MrCinico lol yeah most people have it as a last name. When I was in the third grade the 4th and 5th diary of a wimpy kid books came out and it was all that anyone ever said when they met me
Technically when Jerma is explaining how he is perspiring at an advanced rate when he is inside he is not wrong as it depends on whether he is on the top or bottom floor of his house, also which room as that will factor in, and including insulation inside the house depending on certain insulating materials, Jerma also explains while he is outside he doesn't perspire as frequently you are outside you are subject to the elements like wind and humidity, etc.
In conclusion Jerma, threw up a sleeve of Oreo's in his moms bed
Recently too!
That makes sense, I've noticed the same thing and I've always assumed it's the wind, because I rarely ever sweat walking around outside except on those few days when there's no wind at all.
Rat on Couch: Miami
Rat Problem: Florida
Florida Man: Ohio’nt
Casting Couch: 50 Blessings Edition
What?
@@TonyTheReliable what about the comment is not self-evident
We don’t talk about the accent jerma tried to give the homeless guy
Is it in the video somewhere? Or do we plebians have to wait for another highlight reel to come out?
@@bugjams 3:30?
@@Apodeipnon Oh I thought they meant the homeless guy from the chapter where Jacket kills him and then pukes.
It sounds like his programming short wired
Joel
*"It's a giant Megaman gun...never mind, it's a set of golf clubs."*
- Jerma Jermson, 2021
holy SHIT i forgot just how good the hotline miami soundtrack is
korrekt. Scattle (one of the artists from the OST of both games) just released a bunch of new albums under the name AR⁰VR, you might like them
And M.O.O.N now releases music as Was Fret
@@hunters.dicicco1410 thanks for the info. isnt he still making tracks as scattle?
@@BaronVonGarius Seattle? for the info. didn't M.O.O.N hang up the name with the Clynically Blasé album?
@@Charles.h8 he stopped releasing music as MOON but has new stuff as Was Fret, check out the song Anastos
I was getting upset that Jeremy wasn't good at the game until I realized that I played exactly like this my first time
In 7th grade my history teacher told us about how the ability to manufacture identical products was cool to the common people because they could have the same teacup set as the queen and I didn’t fully under how those people must have felt until i found out i have the same mouse as Jerma
Do you ever watch Jerma so much you find yourself talking like him in your daily life? You understand?
yes
Sometimes when i pass by a mirror in my home, i look into it and say "Whats up guys, Jerma985 here!"
yes
Sometimes when i pass by a mirror in my home, i look into it and say "What's up guys, Jerma985 here!"
Sometimes when i pass by a mirror in my home, i look into it and say "What's up guys, Jerma985 here!"
i cannot think of one thing funnier than a jerma meltdown even if you paid me
What about a nuclear meltdown?
i cant stop thinking of 16:06 like the genuine fear reaction is really getting to me.
23:49 Jerma channeling his inner morty
13:58 “You missed! How could you miss? He was 3 feet in front of you?!
Hotline Vegas: The 5'2 Killer
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What?
48:23 This guy doin a 720 no scope with a shotgun
Okay, the joke has gone on far enough.
When Jerma says he is naked/not wearing clothes, does he mean FULLY NUDE, or just shirtless?
REAL gamers play fully naked
Only neko ears and knee high socks
He only wears underwear
Bare swamp ass on a leather seat
@@deamooz9810 programmer socks and an ss arm band, perfect combo uwu
“Why’s this guy every single employee in every store?” Boy, do I have some news for you
10:06 his best homer impression by far
Loved this game on the PS4. Watched Jerma's struggle as he goes through the levels, heavy feels right there.
Mad respect. Can't wait for the sequel compilation to include him fooling the viewers into thinking his facecam is "off synced". And Jerma enjoying the Swan Twins as much as I did.
Fun Fact: On PS4, the dualshock controller light color is the same as the games' background. Took me a while to realize, and when I did my jaw dropped as much as the Son trying to Get a Grip.
I own both of these games on ps4 and Xbox one. I could beat them on Xbox but there’s something about my brain and the ps4 controller that I couldn’t get past like the 3rd level
I got all the achievements on ps4
1:11:11 video time, wow youre really just trying to get to the 10 minute mark bro...
looks more to me like hes trying to hit the 5 second mark too.. shameful
mans trying to get the 4.9 second mark
36:55 “best song in the whole game here”
13:07 is mechanically hilarious
Really really well edited, short and concise without missing out on far too much. Great work!
get get get get got got got got
Jerma has some of the worst short term memory loss I've seen in a while, something that will cost you dearly in a game like Hotline Miami
5:30 now THAT is a name I haven't heard in a long, long time.
Daisuke
Daisuke
"Oh I killed him ... Well, see you later"
It's ironically a very fitting thing to say to Richter....
17:43 bacteria when i pick up the food before 5 seconds :
35:16 perfect music sync
Something I still find pretty funny is the explanation given by the devs for how Jacket and Biker both survived their confrontation. Explaining that Jacket was still having hallucinations since he'd recently had his brains blown out but survived, which makes sense, along with Biker tripping out on his preferred drug of choice and winding up hallucinating his part of the fight, which also makes a good amount of sense since having access to drugs in alternate history Miami; which is basically the drug-trafficking capital of the USA, where the main bad guys are a crime syndicate. It isn't exactly a bard blow on your suspension of disbelief considering all of the cocaine that's trafficked through Miami alone, along with all the other drugs run through there even now in the real world.
It's almost like a fucking Metal Gear Solid plot twist, or an integral plot/gameplay idea, to be completely honest; normally a completely brain-dead idea and/or concept but, given proper context and potentially pseudo-scientific explanations, wind up making enough sense as to not completely destroy your immersion or preventing you from suspending said disbelief, except _way_ less confusing than the MGS series story can be.
47:23 "kugg-huh"
Thank you, this stream deserved a real edit! The 2ndJerma ones didn't cut it for me.
It’s so fun to watch someone experience this game for the first time
I don't think I've ever seen someone this bad at hotline Miami before, but that's the jerma we know and love
I wonder how he'll go in HM2
@@diegodeluquev1433 Oh, he'll suffer more than this, he'd probably give up not even halfway through
@@murilomarcosmelo1062 the vod of hm2 is already on TH-cam, but I'll wait for the highlight video
@@RealSelene it's here
Have you ever seen REACT's HM2 ?
"I don't have clothes on. Everyone thinks this is a joke, and I'm making this up."
Aged like a fine cheese.
You are a machine, how do you put these out so fast?
Also like other people said, meltdown streams are the absolute best.
52:19 When the pain is unbearable! 😳
Just a quick reminder, staying away from something is the best way to develop an intollerance or allergy.
Yea but he's more avoiding it because it makes him sick
I think that's actually not scientifically proven
@@hayk3000 All I know is, that peanut allergies got crazy, after people tried to keep peanuts away from people with peanut allergy. Also, it is proven that that consuming non lethal doses (tiny ones, like 0,01mg or something) improve allergies.
@@hayk3000 it is
jerma: *is stuck in a level*
me: 'dont worry, i also struggled on this level'
[literally every other level]
me: 'i didn't know i struggled in all levels in this game, wow...'
finally, a game that captures Jerma's interests
Local caveman-like compact streamer "cant wear clothes"
This was the shortest hour of my life
Edit after 4months: I really cant remember an hour that's felt shorter than when I watched this video. I dont know if that's a good or bad thing but I'll take it.
51:30 how does Jerma make these noises
Que bkn, me dieron ganas de jugarlo de nuevo. Me cagué de la risa de principio a fin, era como volver a jugar pero con alguien al chistoso al lado. Aguante ahi.
Oh my god, I did the exact same thing Jerma did with the skipping the cutscene literally the exact same thing. I saw the person and pressed the button and thought I missed them saying something so I exited to see the cutscene and realized I couldn’t see it without playing the level again so I looked it up
13:00 oh yeah he figured it all out already 100%
Your compilations are so good haha thanks for providing hours and hours of content for me to fall asleep to
Another blessing from the highlight gods, thank you ! Happy New Year
Thanks for your edits!
I appreciate the way this video is cut up into chapters
you can actually go back into the car in decadence. By waiting for a gun enemy in the light pink rug room on the first floor in the top left to make it right next to the wall, you can kill him by pressing space, then grab his weapon to cause a distraction then wait for an enemy to run towards your car, press space on him and you will clip into the car and the level will skip
19:55 What is a turnaround? A turnaround...
Oh no
Jerma: breaths
*OH MY GOD THATS SO JERMA I JUST CANT SHHSBDBSHW*
They're always super normal things too, like how boring are some of these ppl
@@beagotm9318 okay but you gotta admit streaming butt naked slowly twisting his nips with a massive blunt in his mouth in the alaskan winters is a pretty jerma thing to do
Playing this game for years and years makes you forget how hard a first playthrough really is.
I just 100% this game recently. Good timing.
Without a doubt the best 3rd party jerma channel
Any of you Jerma fans making hentai loops out there? Here's a the perfect grunt collection for ya 45:44
thanks I hate it
33:00 windooooow
hotline miami, a game that teaches you to finish what you initiate, lest you lose progress
Its so funny seeing jerma make all the same mistakes i made when playing this game. Finally i can know that i wasnt just the worst player ever.
Really like the editing
Thank you ^^
why the hell he moaning 45:46
christ watching this is like watching myself play this back in the day
oh what i'd give to get those days back
not a lot i think
I'm surprised he doesn't know that domino's has gluten-free crust as an option.
nobody ever told him he could just press restart LMAO
Would really like to see a Hotline Miami 2 edit , I can still remember the dead silence of Jerma when he fucks up in a specific level
And also his boomer rage in Dead Ahead
this just warmup i love jerma gamplay
Jerma: **Dying for hours on end.**
Chat: 🕺🕺🕺🕺
happy new years pythanoc and viewers:)
Jerma raging at hotline Miami is just what I needed
great edit, fun to watch!
Loving these long-edit highlights.
No one talking about how the video is 1 hour, 11 minutes and 11 seconds?
Love how insane Jerma is. "spare or kill? (proceed to chokes his necks) what should i do..? oh I'm already killing him." with the most monotone voice ever.
28:55 - timestamp for that one level when the cops come in
Your channel brings me will to live
since i saw jerma dying so many times i decided to put this here
the fat guys can only be killed by shooting them once and then leave them to bleed out, or you can spray them (with bullets tho) to kill them in a fast way, melee weapons and throws dont work, and doors don’t knock them out (unless you use don juan, from what i remember)
the dogs can’t be killed by throwing weapons, you can either melee them or shoot them (you can’t knock them out with doors too)
the fast guys (like the girl from the last level) will dodge bullets, but while doing so they will stop for a bit, so that you may have the time to grab a melee weapon and kill them (throwing weapons doesn’t work, doors too will not work against them)
also, a good strategy is to open the doors when a guy with a firearm is near it so that you can knock him out and kill the other ones before he wakes up, and you can also grab his weapon (its even less risky with lethal doors), but this strategy may not work if there’s two guys with firearms (or even a fat guy) unless you have a firearm too
Don Juan can't kill fat guys :(
@@Auziee
yeah i forgot about that, thanks for reminding me
23:47 Morty.
Subscribed with notifications on! Keep it up frienddo!
45:45 DERANGED streamer ZERKING OFF on stream
one of the greatest games ever made for sure
3:35 Jean Vicquemare-ass accent
4:28 why the hell does a crowbar spawn??? there is only a crowbar in 1 level and that is full house
Oh fuck it is a crowbar, Jerma might unknowingly find some rare ass bug
Hl3 confirmed
best part about hotline miami is that the game rewards you for playing like a dumbass
*guy bleeding out on the floor*
"that didn't seem very lethal"
its so funny that you can take the topic of any jerma stream and put MELTDOWN and it works 🤣🤣
37:02 Jerma speaks Chinese
45:44-46:00 jerma gets a cavity revision in the airport
He sounds like dbd Steve
Hey hey, i really like your edits and as someone that cant watch all the vods these 3-1 hour long-highlights really save me.
I have an request could you edit the Jerma RDR1 series?
Maybe at some point
@@Pythanoc Man you're a saint
crackdown triggers my ptsd
so much enthusiasm around 11 minutes...poor child has no idea
I honestly didnt know that the masks have abilities lol i played the whole game with the owl mask because i loved it so much from the looks
Streamer murders man with meat cleaver on stream, claims it was "just a prank call".
Does anyone know the song at 3:57. The first song
Deep cover by sun araw
The first one is obviously awesome, but the second one has a lot more story that ties the whole thing together. Ya gotta play it