The only one I see ALL the time is “RAID: Shadow Legends” “The most ambitious RPG projects of 2019”... “Forget everything you thought you knew about mobile gaming”... I could quote it in my sleep at this point
@@A6by Do you have any recommendations for a free auto combat game on PC? I think it'd be kinda funny to give it a try (not League Of Angels though lol)
@@IDOLL_Dev The king of good idle gameplay is still RuneScape. Old School RuneScape is more idle than RuneScape 3, but both are really good games that reward you for clicking something once every couple minutes, since leveling up gives you access to quests, lore, and bosses. The combat specifically is very afk, but not 100% afk, since you still need to click on the screen every once in a while and check you aren't dying. Godville is an auto-everything MMO where each player is a minor diety worshipped by their own personal comical fantasy adventurer. If you do nothing, and just watch, they'll do everything for themselves. You can "play" the whole game like this. But since you're a god, you also have the ability to perform miracles, smitings, and signs, to help the character along, give them the health refill they need to kill a boss, or even give them specific instructions on what they should do next, although they have the intelligence of a chatbot and only understand very simple commands, like "BUILD ME A TEMPLE" or "YOU SHOULD JOIN THE [NAME] GUILD". The game has enough content to keep an active god busy pretty much indefinitely, and I've played it in the background on and off for years, always coming back to interesting new things. I also highly recommend Puella Magi Madoka Magica Side Story: Magia Record. It has great autoplay combat and story. It's in Japanese, though, and also only interesting if you watch the series... so it's a hard sell and usually not helpful.
It looks like you become a god about three minutes and 25 levels in, when that enchanted blue circle keeps instantly restoring your health, even as Zeus beats his hands to bloody stumps out of sheer frustration against your scratchproof triple-mithril (with a full gainer) chestplate armour. "BY CERBERUS' FAVORITE SQUEAKY CHEW TOY, *WHY WON'T YOU DIE?!*" "I've been wondering about that very same thing for about three hours, sir..."
*Character looks at screen randomly mashing buttons on a controller that is plugged into an unscrewed PCI cover* ALRIGHT I WILL JUST HAVE TO FIND THE REMAINING 4 KEYS AND COMPLETE THIS LEVEL TO FIGHT AGAINST DRAE'KZH ORKMOG - THE DESTROYER! SO SICK BRO! *random 8 bit noises*
Or it's one of the few cases where the characters are playing a real video game, but it's singleplayer game with multiple characters playing splitscreen.
The sad thing is that some skilled artists actually slaved away to create some good looking art for it. I hope they got paid well, but probably not. :(
Are you ok mate? This is like a group of friends development game to grab (scam) money from people and abusing their dopamine receptors by pretty popular and fancy sounds just to mess you up. Sadly this works, cus people are lost nowadays.
nah dude this a chinese made mmorpg, all the assets are group shared between companies who spam the same mobile apps in different shells every year or so.
probably it also traced work, there is fucton stories about it in youtube or reddit. how these chines "game company" just copy foreigners art and Change the color of it, they have the guts to do this because theyre in china they have their own copyright law.
@@Eric-iq8uo I mean, at 8:45, if you take a look at the art inside the bottom right box, it's literally Dark Star Thresh's splash art from League of Legends :))))
Na its more pay to be the top or die instantly in PVP. mind you, the leveling curve practically hits at 90 degrees at some point and eventually becomes grind till your eyes fall out, which at that point paying to level and get equipment faster seems better... UNTIL YOU HIT THE NEXT FEKIN PAY WALL
This game is clearly aimed at young children and gambling addicts, that's why it goes at breakneck speed and has rapidfire popups and awards. Disgusting.
bombarding you with rewards and unlocked achievements at minigun pace is how they keep the dopamine spikes coming in the player's brain. Play long enough and genuine addiction is guaranteed. games that do this kind of thing should be made illegal and treated like drugs, because while the intensity of the dopamine spikes will be much lower, fucking around with the brain's dopamine levels is basically how cocaine works if I remember my pharmaceutical toxicology course at uni correctly.
On top of that, many of these kinds of games were also on Boomerbook and used the MTX functions of that platform. I was one of the people who ended up hooked in a few of them. I was aware enough of the BS the devs were trying to pull to not spend money on them, but they still wasted my time and weren't helping me deal with my problems at all.
@@SavageGreywolf reminds me of a silly story "bra melting" in a book called "chicks in chainmail"... it starts with a wounded woman in a chainmail bikini staggering into an armor shop, saying "full body armor my ass", and collapsing. the silly part is the the "armor" seller had NO idea why she was upset! he had NO idea what armor was FOR! later a bunch of women are tossing those bikinis into a fire (hence the name of the story)...
The game takes advantage of the fact that humans like seeing numbers get bigger. Giving people flashy lights and big numbers make them feel they did something good while having them do jack shit except spend and give you personal info.
@@darkmouche69 don't be so harsh on them, some companies actually spend some time making a good, fun mobile game, although they are obviously a minority
@@darkmouche69 maybe I can reccomend you some good mobile games, here: Cytus (Also Cytus 2) Arcaea Deemo BanG Dream! Girls Band Party Skullgirls Muse Dash Cytoid Lanota AI Dungeon
Like that time my brother was obsessed with clash of clans. He installed an emulator on his laptop and then proceeded to use a bot to play the game for him. Might as well just delete the game at least you'll save electricity
This """"""""Game"""""""" has literally no gameplay yet somehow manages to look exhausting to play. How does this set off *anyone's* dopamine response?
It feels like it's a game made for botters in MMOs. 'cause your character is being auto-played, like a botter's character would, while throwing rewards at your face, as a botter would want to see. The "game" is to click on all of these popups and revel in all the rewards. That's why it's showering you with so much rewards and experience while autoplaying your character. It's a botter's fantasy. It's pure vapid hell.
@@seankrkovich2869 Why not? One person spent over $150,000 dollars on a bad transformers game. $1000 is not that much on the scale of amounts whales have spent. The people who throw stupid money at MMOs or Mobile games are out there, and most of these apps are mainly aimed at them anyway.
@@kurowren3966 If I were rich I would be doing something other than being afk in a seizure inducing game. I would get the best ad blocker with the fastest internet, and the strongest firefall. I would then pave the firewall with gold and make the Mexicans pay for it all.
i dont really know a lot about design/art but the art here for me is just so bloated and everything looks like its the final boss of some jrpg idk if im even writing it well but i think you get it
I'm pretty sure it's an asset flip, I've seen very similar UI design, character design and world design on some shitty mobile MMO I played a couple years ago. I think it could be some asset pack that multiple people are making "games" with.
That my friend is Hephaestus Zeus is that uncle who doesnt have a job , has lots of affairs and children, a drunkard , a douche bag and a cluster of homophobia, toxic patriarchy... Basically that uncle you avoid every family reunion /holiday
As a gamer dad, I am 100% convinced these shit games with thousand dollar microtransactions are specifically designed to prey on children who will press that and run an insane charge on their parent's card without knowing WTF they're doing. I believe this because I can concieve of no other scenario where that button would be clicked.
I don't know the design term I'm looking for but this was clearly made to provide shallow entertainment with a lot going on. The amount of stuff on screen shows so much it try's to make you feel rewarded; also the monetization popups are for selling you crap, so that too.
I've been laughing most of the review, but I could also feel his stomach aches. I think the real game here is clicking fast enough on the rewards, just to be able to see the game play itself.
All the over-detailed and overwhelming rewards is meant to draw you in with the quick progress and numbers going up. It's all on purpose, no one uses this style unironically if they're not trying to scam you
That's mmos in a nutshell. I don't understand why people can stomach a second unpaid job, that you usually have to pay a subscription to, with shitty gameplay, cluttered ui and ps2 graphics. Even if you want to play with friends, there's thousands of better games.
8:31 - "This game actually plays like having some kind of malware installed while you're trying to close all of the pop-ups." And with that, you actually got an audible laugh out of this jaded old geezer. Well done, good sir.
The worst part is the actors. Nobody talks like that when playing a game lmao " oh no my energy is low i will take a potion to refill it and make those bad guys eat my sword" like they got people who never played a game before and put them in an ad
@@Z.gawk-gawk Based on what people who have take sponsorships for Raid: Shadow Legends have said, these companies straight up give you entire scripts and want you to stick to them.
JRPGs: Sarts with simple quests like finding a cat, ends killing God himself. League Of Angels: Kill God, kill Satan, kill a million powerful things without even playing wtfisgoingon
Believe it or not, League of Angels used to be a relatively good game. It played a lot like Wartune and you actually had to do work to progress. I haven’t played it for years but seeing this now, it’s a completely different game.
me:worse game than raid shadow legends doesn't exi....... also me after watching this:well i guess legue of angels is worse (actualy there's one good thing they did,in bible angels have multiple pairs of wings despite many thinking it's just one,so atleast they did some research on it)
I am from Asia. I noticed the dev is actually China dev when he install the game. This is a special handicap "game" made to satisfied those sad sad group of players who "wish to play video game but are too busy to play any games" The purpose of a game like this is to cash grab. Massive levelling up to fill in the void in the hearts of those sad sad players who failed miserably in live.. giving them a false sense of achievement for them. We even have a proper term for game like this in Asia. it is called 掛機遊戲 roughly translated as AFK games. A game that literally played itself for the entire course. Never a fan of this kind of "game". But for some reason, some actually love the concept of such garbage mechanic. And they even installed cheats that auto play a legit online mmorpg. I even meet some guild member who were furious when the cheat don't work anymore or being caught.
Not kidding, from the Wikipedia page: "League of Angels was chosen as one of the best new games on Facebook in December 2014 for that year following the release of the 'Pulsating Boobs' update."
I used to play the first League of Angels game (the browser one) and I actually really enjoyed it at the time. It involved no combat and was essentially an idling game that you could leave in the background during battles but it was really fun to build a team and strategically position them to beat people who were stronger than you. It was already quite P2W back then but it was fun and F2P players could definitely get high in the rankings and they didn't push you to spend money all the time. I think it was when LOA II came out that I stopped playing but I'm pretty surprised at how downhill everything has gone.
looks wise the game isn't bad, but the amount of shit popping up saying "recharge" or "buy this" is so dam annoying. also there are "events" in this game, the same events over and over and over. literally theirs like 10 or so events a day, 3 of of them are the same just different time. the event repeat everyday. It is literally a shit show, event wise, also this game is auto battle. so you can literally just tick auto battle mode and walk away for a day and you character will of lvled up and probably have a backpack full of shit.
It may be utterly shitty as a game, but it's priceless as comedy content. Thanks for sharing this gem, didn't have such a good laugh for a long while :D
@@dood5701 people with autism, such as myself, get sensory overload often from crowded and loud places. So they're just saying that these games are just as overwhelming.
@@avvery159 Because you and I know how CPU intensive let alone difficult to optimize can something like that be when applied to an actual RPG. Very difficult from a business perspective.
@@avvery159 most would be probably stolen. Like the class choice is copied from MU, so I wouldn't be surprised if most of stuff is taken from those games.
And boy are they banking. Over 200 million registered players globally and peaking at 21 million dollars a month. With so many people playing and paying, those are some genius game developers. Those are just the facts and facts don't care how you personally feel.
I think this attracts certain players who likes to flex and feel all powerful and stuff just because of how easy it is to get 'strong' in this game. Absolutely pathetic.
It's the same concept of other mobile games that get people to pay $20,000 to "be #1". They're usually from the middle east or China from what I've seen. Lots of money to blow from those countries, apparently.
Man I would love to see some deep dive documentary into how this game really came to exist, who plays it and why the heck it's so much of a clusterfuck.
As an artist I do respect the artwork gone into these games for advertising and such, but I gotta ask if these artists are actually being paid or know where their work is ending up.
ik....u gotta wonder if it’s stolen or something. I wanna do art professionally too, but stooping as low as making characters for a cashgrab mobile game that nobody cares about sounds depressing as hell.
Same. I thought the art and animations were quite nice. Pretty sure this game is by a Chinese company though... so I don't think you need to worry about it looking for a job in the west.
the arists are being paid fairly actually, and this game made quite a lot of money since there're still a lot of people enjoying webgames like this actually. this LoA game has like 4 or 5 versions, this is the LoA III and there're also mobile version. I played the I & II a few years ago (and enjoyed it somehow) there're a lot of heavy paying players a.k.a whales in this game.
@@akhsdenlew1861 considering there are over 7,000,000,000 people in the world, it's highly likely that at least one person thinks this is the best game ever made.
@@tcmr5775 one poor indian kid who got a shitty PC handed off to him by his slightly well off uncle and uses the wifi for his dads scamming business to play this game.
Going back to an old quote, "We can literally box up a piece of s#!t and sell it" The creators of this well and truly took each gaming hook mechanic and threw it in your face. Could it be a joke/meme game to literally take the mick...no don't answer that.
When I saw this video in my feed, I was curious for what game could be so bad as to earn the title "genuinely the worst MMORPG I've played". When you said "league of angels" I understood immediately.
Have you then heard of that creepypasta/urban legend of those weird Flash games for kids? They were actually churned out by an unsupervised AI, while the creators only cared about the ad revenue. But the AI started to make increasingly erratical and downright disturbing games...
Btw you can actually play regular league of angels 1, 2, and 3 via web browser with as blocker on the publisher companies website. One of the few MMOs you can do that on anymore after RuneScape stopped supporting java. Decent time killer with nice panty characters. I just call it league of panties.
Another general rule of thumb: if you make actors """play""" the game and make cringe inducing dialogue the actors have to do , stay in a 5 mile radius away from it
@@emperortenebrisemeraldwing8578 they did, and there are even H-Games site just for selling 18+ sexual games. Well, at least it still better than this clusterfuck
Watching your videos over all this years it's so noticeable how much you grown and how you run things the way you sit fit, that takes balls, especially YT wise. Thank you, always happy to watch a new vid! Keep the amazing work!
lmfao literally. my ex started playing FFXIV Online at the beginning of the pandemic and it took him almost a full year to get to the max level and do raids and stuff
It's a Chinese thing. Their fantasy dramas had all the powerful Tao masters and demigods zooming around and it carried over to games. Even in Genshin Impact, the tamest among them, your character is some sort of demigod (but they lost their power and trying to regain it so that's better). They LOVE OP shits even more so than Japanese anime.
It's a Chinese thing. Their fantasy dramas had all the powerful Tao masters and demigods zooming around and it carried over to games. Even in Genshin Impact, the tamest among them, your character is some sort of demigod (but they lost their power and trying to regain it so that's better). They LOVE OP shits even more so than Japanese anime.
@@mslabo102s2 The thing with Genshin is that it has a well built storyline to follow, amazing world building, and it can get pretty immersive. Also if you pay attention to those with visions they are all technically proto-gods, all can maybe someday ascend to become an archon
That dragon sound when it "roared" is a free sfx. How do I know this? Because I got the exact one for a cheap project in high school on a free site lol
As soon as i saw that thumbnail, i thought to myself: "LazyPeon actually got to League of Angels. Dis gonna be good shit". To my surprise it was another League of Angels (LoA) variation of a game. The guys behind this game has made their LoA trilogy and then started making copies (yes, literal copies with some tweaks here and there) of their own games. I've been playing (auto-playing) LoA 2 for a few months, and since all of them are basically the same, i'm gonna give you a rundown of what it is. As LazyPeon immediately noticed, there's autoplay from very beginning of the game and it applies to almost every activity in the game. PvE? Autoplay. PvP? Autoplay? Daily quests? Autoplay. There is even a thing called "Little Helper" that does almost everything for you - various activities, buying stuff from shops, claiming daily/weekly rewards etc. Anything you can imagine can be autoplayed. And yeah, there's a lot stuff to claim. And yeah, game goes incredibly fast... at the beginning. As you delve deeper, you get locked behind game systems, for instance Stamina. As you might've guessed it, Stamina is very akin to any mobile mmoprg you came across. You run out of it - you can't do shit. But guess what? You can spend real money to replenish it. Or rather you spend real money to but in-game currency (Topaz), which you can in-turn exchange for Stamina and other resources. So, currency. There're three of main currencies (if we start talking about each activity separately, it would be 20+ types of currencies, each unique to its own activity). Topaz, Diamonds and Gold. Lets start with Gold as it is the least impactful currency - can be obtained within the game and doesnt do much in terms of progressing. Diamonds - semi-p2w currency, can be bought with real money and can be acquired in-game for free (with limitaions, of course). And lastly, Topaz - strictly from spending money (they call it Recharging) and very, and i mean VERY, rarely can be acquired in-game. As you guys have seen repeatedly in the video, for almost anything in-game there's a popup window where you can recharge real money to get those sweet Topazes. And yeah, 1000$ in a single spend is so common in these games, its almost sickening. Progress in this game? Well, that's BR (i guess its short for Battle Raiting, but it is never explained in the game). The whole game revolves aroung increasing that one number in your corner, no strategy whatsoever, just pump it up. Your BR is lower than your opponents? Most likely you lose. Your BR is higher? Most likely you win. Pretty simple... and really boring. LazyPeon asked himself in the video: "Are there people playing this game?". And to my knowledge - Yes, and it is not as low of a number as you'd expect, but still low. And they are donating like crazy. One guy spent 250+$ on a fresh server just to get ahead of everyone on first week and then never came back. Eh, i thought i could make my rant shorter, so its time to draw some conclusions. Is there a point to play this game? Honestly, if you have ABSOLUTELY nothing to do i guess you could try it. I mean it pretty much plays itself, so you can be doing your chores, petting your dog, summoning Cthulhu etc. Will i be able to progress without spending money? You can get through campaing and other activities with ease. And you will NEVER beat any of those big spenders. Devs/Mods tells players, who complain about progress locked behind money, on forums that everything in-game can be achieved just by spending enough time, but thats just not true. After playing this for a few months I honestly can't recommend ANYONE to play it. Avoid it, and anything close to it, at all costs. And thank you to everyone reading it till the end.
I don't understand why someone would install a malware on their PC to pretend to play a game that plays itself, just so you can go do your chores around the house??!
Moral of the story: Stick to Genshin Impact and LoL Edit: okay, since World War 3 is going on in the replies, this is my personal opinion. I find these games fun and yes, they have their flaws, but I repeat, it's my personal opinion. I said it as a joke now it's been taken too far.
TheFirstK i was talkin bout an ad that always says this shit but i think what theyre referring to as a non computer game is something that is not needed to be downloaded on steam or origin or sumn idk
"Who plays this game?!" The company's employees, on AFK while not in the office. This is to con people into thinking that there's something worth seeing later on. It's just a theory, but I like it.
I'm sure that's the case for a relatively significant amount of the player-base. But in reality there are people who play these kinds of shitty games as much as we play games like Team Fortress 2 for example. I don't know why or how they exist. But they do
The game used to actually be really full. I tried it years ago before the ads were all completely fake and bullshit. The auto path existed but it was no where near as bad as I saw in the video. I don't think they are popular anymore because they have pretty much been replaced by gacha games but 5+ years ago these games were very popular for something to half play and you could be lazy when you want. It was basically a phone game before phone games were a thing lol.
When the first thing this game shows you is demonic knight covered in fire with 3 pairs of wings and dual wielding 2 massive chain swords also covered in fire.
The typical MMORPG i usually encounter is -overly sexual goddesses -something about the world ending -comically large weaponry - a chinese panda monk (for some reason) - random antropromorphic animals -wings, always the wings
If there’s any other scam “games” like this you guys want me to cover for the memes then let me know below this comment
Bless Online...oh wait
The only one I see ALL the time is “RAID: Shadow Legends” “The most ambitious RPG projects of 2019”... “Forget everything you thought you knew about mobile gaming”... I could quote it in my sleep at this point
@@XQueenofHe4rtsX From some of the other reviews of it, I think it plays itself as well...
Greg Harder I have read some reviews. Would love to see Peon’s reactions 😁
lineage mobile looked similar
Maybe the real gameplay is the sensory overload we had along the way.
LMAO
All my friends are just figments of my sensory overload
HAHHAHAHAHHAHA
Wish it's illegal for false advertising in mobile games
the real gameplay is clicking the X buttons
JRPGS : *Kills 20 slime as starters*
Leagueofwhatanow: *Kill Zeus a god*
I died.... XD
And also dark Zeus because why not
@@shamimaramannan375 The slime is stronger than you. First level up from 0 to 1 doing 100 chores because you are too weak to even fight...
Literally Dragon Quest
Genshin impact: *Slimes of the abyss*
Virus scan required indeed
vr dio so stardust crusaders was only simulation and dio is still chillin in the ocean?
@@pufinjb3551 he was beta testing the oculous rift
Muta would recommend using a virtual machine before clicking any of those ads.
This game is literally the Tik-Tok of gaming. Laden with spyware and owned by the CCP.
@@pallmall7385 Based
That game feels like being in the middle of a casino during a panic attack
...that's specific
@@themyofmy but very apt
Haha, brilliant!
I fcking felt it
@@themyofmy I have experience in the department
This is the most advanced version of cookie clicker I have ever seen.
Thing is, there are plenty of auto combat games that are better than this, so it doesn't even have that going for it.
I'm screamingggg lmfaoooo
@@A6by Do you have any recommendations for a free auto combat game on PC? I think it'd be kinda funny to give it a try (not League Of Angels though lol)
@@IDOLL_Dev The king of good idle gameplay is still RuneScape. Old School RuneScape is more idle than RuneScape 3, but both are really good games that reward you for clicking something once every couple minutes, since leveling up gives you access to quests, lore, and bosses. The combat specifically is very afk, but not 100% afk, since you still need to click on the screen every once in a while and check you aren't dying.
Godville is an auto-everything MMO where each player is a minor diety worshipped by their own personal comical fantasy adventurer. If you do nothing, and just watch, they'll do everything for themselves. You can "play" the whole game like this. But since you're a god, you also have the ability to perform miracles, smitings, and signs, to help the character along, give them the health refill they need to kill a boss, or even give them specific instructions on what they should do next, although they have the intelligence of a chatbot and only understand very simple commands, like "BUILD ME A TEMPLE" or "YOU SHOULD JOIN THE [NAME] GUILD". The game has enough content to keep an active god busy pretty much indefinitely, and I've played it in the background on and off for years, always coming back to interesting new things.
I also highly recommend Puella Magi Madoka Magica Side Story: Magia Record. It has great autoplay combat and story. It's in Japanese, though, and also only interesting if you watch the series... so it's a hard sell and usually not helpful.
@@A6by Wow what a list, thank you so much! 😍 I'll give 'em a try!
I love the ads for these “games”. Especially the ones with people who are obviously faking their enthusiasm. So cringe, it’s hilarious.
The second one, which he said looked like a good game, was literally gameplay from a mobile game called Infinity Blade
It’s actually so painful to watch.
@@ScoptOriginal Which clip? I played all 3 Infinity Blade games and didn't see anything like it here.
That girl also wasn't even playing the game.
@@Madmonkeman I think it's the girl's reaction that was on the Infinity Blade, not the ad
all of the other players in this game are actually people who forgot to close the game when they went to sleep
Me when I play bubble gum simulator
Rofl
xD Ded
meow
lmaoo
Games starter boss: Alright here's a king slime or some Goblin
This game: Kill God.
It looks like you become a god about three minutes and 25 levels in, when that enchanted blue circle keeps instantly restoring your health, even as Zeus beats his hands to bloody stumps out of sheer frustration against your scratchproof triple-mithril (with a full gainer) chestplate armour.
"BY CERBERUS' FAVORITE SQUEAKY CHEW TOY, *WHY WON'T YOU DIE?!*"
"I've been wondering about that very same thing for about three hours, sir..."
meow meow
other games : from king slime or goblin to kill god
this game : from kill god to kill goblin
Dante's Inferno: Kill Death to kill Satan
Kratos: understandable have a nice day
It’s funny how they put their full effort on making a realistic graphic advertisement instead of making the game itself better.
This game isn't supposed to be good, it's literally a casino that is supposed to be addicting.
The game's creator probably doesn't even has any passion for game making and just want money
Not even that, usually these ads picks footage from other games
Bc making an ad is easier than whole damn game. Which i hate it ngl :/
@@surgen5101 I dont think people gonna bother too much with a trash fucking game, let alone pay for mtx
This looks like a fake video game in a movie where they didn’t know what video games are actually like.
or worse, where they only know a *bit* what video games are actually like.
*Character looks at screen randomly mashing buttons on a controller that is plugged into an unscrewed PCI cover*
ALRIGHT I WILL JUST HAVE TO FIND THE REMAINING 4 KEYS AND COMPLETE THIS LEVEL TO FIGHT AGAINST DRAE'KZH ORKMOG - THE DESTROYER! SO SICK BRO!
*random 8 bit noises*
Except that it's animated way too well to be *that* kind of fake.
Or it's one of the few cases where the characters are playing a real video game, but it's singleplayer game with multiple characters playing splitscreen.
cough cough _jojo part 3_ cough cough
I mean sure it was a racing and baseball game, but cmon.
The voice acting is so bad I genuinely thought you put in voice-overs as a joke.
ikr same
That's an insult to parodied voice-overs.
@@viktorlindqvist5308 Parodied voice overs are different from this game though...
Voice actors from Ghost Stories probably did this
Wait he didnt put any voiceover!?!
This game makes rewards look like punishments.
There should be a speedrun on the fastest achivable dead there LOL
LMAO THIS COMMENT
LOL
The sad thing is that some skilled artists actually slaved away to create some good looking art for it. I hope they got paid well, but probably not. :(
Are you ok mate? This is like a group of friends development game to grab (scam) money from people and abusing their dopamine receptors by pretty popular and fancy sounds just to mess you up.
Sadly this works, cus people are lost nowadays.
nah dude this a chinese made mmorpg, all the assets are group shared between companies who spam the same mobile apps in different shells every year or so.
I doubt any of it is actually made for this game. The second 'trailer' was literally just gameplay from a mobile game called Infinity Blade
probably it also traced work, there is fucton stories about it in youtube or reddit. how these chines "game company" just copy foreigners art and Change the color of it, they have the guts to do this because theyre in china they have their own copyright law.
@@Eric-iq8uo I mean, at 8:45, if you take a look at the art inside the bottom right box, it's literally Dark Star Thresh's splash art from League of Legends :))))
This game is manipulating players by "rewarding" them constantly. Like a slotmachine making sounds and flashing lights even when you lose.
Clever comment. Dopamine triggering rush is the strategy...
Na its more pay to be the top or die instantly in PVP. mind you, the leveling curve practically hits at 90 degrees at some point and eventually becomes grind till your eyes fall out, which at that point paying to level and get equipment faster seems better...
UNTIL YOU HIT THE NEXT FEKIN PAY WALL
graphic wise raid is better than this sht game
Yea its a trick to pull players into spending real money. So sad to see gullible players actually falling for it.
@@PPNg-gy1wt The first paywall is not worth climbing bro. Save the cash.
"This has to be the worst game I've ever played"
Wellll technically you didnt play the game
Well done, good sir
Stole my comment! Just watched it and wanted to write that down
he did!, the game is based on claiming rewards
Technically, it's the worst game his PC has ever played!
I think he literally changed the title bc he didn't play it lmfao
This is just an evolution for unplugging your little siblings controller while you play the game
This game is clearly aimed at young children and gambling addicts, that's why it goes at breakneck speed and has rapidfire popups and awards. Disgusting.
That's actually genius.
Money laundering
bombarding you with rewards and unlocked achievements at minigun pace is how they keep the dopamine spikes coming in the player's brain. Play long enough and genuine addiction is guaranteed. games that do this kind of thing should be made illegal and treated like drugs, because while the intensity of the dopamine spikes will be much lower, fucking around with the brain's dopamine levels is basically how cocaine works if I remember my pharmaceutical toxicology course at uni correctly.
@@clefsan facts.
On top of that, many of these kinds of games were also on Boomerbook and used the MTX functions of that platform.
I was one of the people who ended up hooked in a few of them. I was aware enough of the BS the devs were trying to pull to not spend money on them, but they still wasted my time and weren't helping me deal with my problems at all.
the more overblown and horny the ad art is, the worse the actual game is. this is true 100% of the time.
accurate
I saw that shit and went 'good lord, calling that bikini armor is an insult to bikinis everywhere'
@@SavageGreywolf reminds me of a silly story "bra melting" in a book called "chicks in chainmail"...
it starts with a wounded woman in a chainmail bikini staggering into an armor shop, saying "full body armor my ass", and collapsing.
the silly part is the the "armor" seller had NO idea why she was upset! he had NO idea what armor was FOR!
later a bunch of women are tossing those bikinis into a fire (hence the name of the story)...
It's like they're trying to lure you inside just because of the jingly boobies and hot chicks, trying to compensate thus the mediocrity of their game.
When will someone finally make a game with good gameplay AND big tits?
@@iendedyoui Blade and Soul, S4 league, Terra Online?
If you feel ever useless, let me tell you, I have seen people defend this.
I'm not kidding.
the fuck- 🤠 let me just teleport myself to Mars now. earth is not worth living in anymore
@@yeonbeom agreed :)
I'm interested, whats the reason lol
I played this game for quite a while, spent a bit, and even reached the leaderboards in a server. Yes, i do regret everything.
@@jeousadonay954 I'm intrigued- what made you keep playing it?
Lets all just take a moment to worship the voice acting in this game.
We will never see anything like this anywhere else.
That's the power of Asian developers
meow meow
Well there was Super Fighter M
Makes halo look like wiseau.
The game takes advantage of the fact that humans like seeing numbers get bigger. Giving people flashy lights and big numbers make them feel they did something good while having them do jack shit except spend and give you personal info.
You described iterally every mobile game in one sentence
@@darkmouche69 don't be so harsh on them, some companies actually spend some time making a good, fun mobile game, although they are obviously a minority
@@darkmouche69 maybe I can reccomend you some good mobile games, here:
Cytus (Also Cytus 2)
Arcaea
Deemo
BanG Dream! Girls Band Party
Skullgirls
Muse Dash
Cytoid
Lanota
AI Dungeon
@@Lavendre Let's not forget Phigros and VOEZ
@@buonopesci yeah!
"LiTtLe DrAgOn, LeT's Go!
ThE aMaZiNg EmPrEsS iS hErE!"
_Why are we still here... Just to suffer?!_
The voice acting gotta be the worst I've ever heard too.
As i got to that part i saw your comment LOL perfect timing
Every night...with that voice...
„Mmorpg“
> only shows singleplayer
You failed the simplest thing about an mmo
I mean... I don't think it has anything else
didnt you see the full guilds? haha
To be fair I wouldn't have wanted to play much more of this trash then he did
Oh don't worry, it's mmo, just no one plays it.
this game is so bad I'd be surprised if anyone with friends played it
I will never understand "idle mmos"
There is literally no point
I've felt the same since I tried a tap/idle space shooter, thinking it'd be like Galaga. More like Galagagmewitharustyspoonthisispointless.
Like that time my brother was obsessed with clash of clans. He installed an emulator on his laptop and then proceeded to use a bot to play the game for him. Might as well just delete the game at least you'll save electricity
This """"""""Game"""""""" has literally no gameplay yet somehow manages to look exhausting to play. How does this set off *anyone's* dopamine response?
Well I guess a sufficiently creative person could imagine some pretty decent hentai from the charcters
@@dtly50 Ye that would be only reason to play it. For H E N T A I
kids exist you know
Maybe there's somebody out there with a REALLY specific hard-on for pop-ups...
It feels like it's a game made for botters in MMOs. 'cause your character is being auto-played, like a botter's character would, while throwing rewards at your face, as a botter would want to see. The "game" is to click on all of these popups and revel in all the rewards. That's why it's showering you with so much rewards and experience while autoplaying your character. It's a botter's fantasy. It's pure vapid hell.
Honestly, I want to see an interview with someone who has pressed the $1000 button in this game.
That's not possible
@@seankrkovich2869 Why not? One person spent over $150,000 dollars on a bad transformers game. $1000 is not that much on the scale of amounts whales have spent. The people who throw stupid money at MMOs or Mobile games are out there, and most of these apps are mainly aimed at them anyway.
@@kurowren3966 you're assuming they don't have ad blockers.
@@seankrkovich2869 We're obviously talking about two very different things. I don't see what ad blockers have to do with whales.
@@kurowren3966 If I were rich I would be doing something other than being afk in a seizure inducing game. I would get the best ad blocker with the fastest internet, and the strongest firefall. I would then pave the firewall with gold and make the Mexicans pay for it all.
Jesus Christ, the character designs are eye bleeding.
i dont really know a lot about design/art but the art here for me is just so bloated and everything looks like its the final boss of some jrpg idk if im even writing it well but i think you get it
I'm pretty sure it's an asset flip, I've seen very similar UI design, character design and world design on some shitty mobile MMO I played a couple years ago. I think it could be some asset pack that multiple people are making "games" with.
@@francis32025 u got that on point actually.
Welcome to the chines mmo market where every character have at least 6 giant wings
@@loppipoppi and a flaming/ice/thunder sword/bow/spear
I feel like running my antivirus just for watching this video.
zeus doesn't sound like a god, he sounds like your chill uncle who is also a mechanic
Well how do god sound? Is he suppose to speak dumb country language No he in japan the greatest country
@@PoollShietz so true, simp gang.
Don't forget that in Zeus case, there is a n actual possibility that he is, indeed, your uncle.
"Zeus"
"Uncle"
Oh, no!
That my friend is Hephaestus
Zeus is that uncle who doesnt have a job , has lots of affairs and children, a drunkard , a douche bag and a cluster of homophobia, toxic patriarchy... Basically that uncle you avoid every family reunion /holiday
"You won't last 5 minutes playing this game."
-AD of Culture
A man of culture
I mean, that means its not false advertising
True usually when i click on this ads i close it in under 5 minutes.
I wonder if these people know where that's from
i have seen that so many times
As a gamer dad, I am 100% convinced these shit games with thousand dollar microtransactions are specifically designed to prey on children who will press that and run an insane charge on their parent's card without knowing WTF they're doing. I believe this because I can concieve of no other scenario where that button would be clicked.
league of angels is actually a anxiety attack simulator
yep
I've played games my whole life and never felt this nauseous over a game, it's such a mess.
nauseated
I felt like throwing up looking at how much pop up the game have
@@kiritokirigaya6716 Funny how the game is suppose to exploit your dopamine with the popups, but it just gives you a headache instead.
I feel you. As a matter a fact, I feel my eyes are being strained just by watching the gameplay
"It actually plays like malware with all the popups."
How meta.
Hearing the guy talk and the character voices almost had me died laughing.
This game has more popups than porn sites lol
I don't know the design term I'm looking for but this was clearly made to provide shallow entertainment with a lot going on. The amount of stuff on screen shows so much it try's to make you feel rewarded; also the monetization popups are for selling you crap, so that too.
I love how that, in this game, you can check out your character and settings in the middle of a boss fight, and not even slightly be at risk of dying.
While this must have been painful for you, this was genuinely entertaining.
For real, this thing is actually hilarious
Agreed! I vote you do a full series of this Peon.
I've been laughing most of the review, but I could also feel his stomach aches. I think the real game here is clicking fast enough on the rewards, just to be able to see the game play itself.
Las Vegas Online
I just can't understand how could someone actually like this overdetailed design style, it's a complete and utter clusterfuck...
Chinese people do
Appearantly
No one actually likes it. It's meant to be addictive by giving you dopamine with all the rewards and levelling up.
All the over-detailed and overwhelming rewards is meant to draw you in with the quick progress and numbers going up. It's all on purpose, no one uses this style unironically if they're not trying to scam you
That's mmos in a nutshell. I don't understand why people can stomach a second unpaid job, that you usually have to pay a subscription to, with shitty gameplay, cluttered ui and ps2 graphics. Even if you want to play with friends, there's thousands of better games.
@@Walamonga1313 yeah same. Tried wow for like 5 hours and got so bored never touched it again
8:31 - "This game actually plays like having some kind of malware installed while you're trying to close all of the pop-ups." And with that, you actually got an audible laugh out of this jaded old geezer. Well done, good sir.
The worst part is the actors. Nobody talks like that when playing a game lmao " oh no my energy is low i will take a potion to refill it and make those bad guys eat my sword" like they got people who never played a game before and put them in an ad
Idk what my face looked like when I watched that ad, but I believe it must be pretty ugly with all the frowning and twitching lol.
@TheClosen Man’s was having a stroke from cringe
If it was real they would be sitting back then lean forward when something happens.
It's like they just give them a video clip and say "narrate it so the two year olds watching this can understand what's going on."
@@Z.gawk-gawk Based on what people who have take sponsorships for Raid: Shadow Legends have said, these companies straight up give you entire scripts and want you to stick to them.
JRPGs: Sarts with simple quests like finding a cat, ends killing God himself.
League Of Angels: Kill God, kill Satan, kill a million powerful things without even playing wtfisgoingon
@a Redguard God of War at least makes you fight their minions and solve puzzles before you start whacking the gods to next Tuesday.
At least we get porn
by "finding a cat" let me guess which game that was from......
breath of fire 2?
Final Fantasy 9 one of the first things starts with Vivi helping a kid finding his orange cat and ends with you killing DEATH
that persona reference tho
“This game actually plays like some sort of malware where your trying to close all the pop ups instantly” I died laughing. RIP me.
I read this comment as it happened in the video.
"I gonna get rid of this shit" at the end of the video had me laughing too.
Believe it or not, League of Angels used to be a relatively good game. It played a lot like Wartune and you actually had to do work to progress. I haven’t played it for years but seeing this now, it’s a completely different game.
If an mmo has "League of _____" or has "Legend" in its name, it's shit.
*Leauge Of Legends has entered the chat*
@@brynjig7275 why is everyone hating league of legends :(? No, seriously, i wanna know
@@Lunux. probably because the community is toxic
@@pedrocamara885 I mean all popular moba games (even mobile) has the most toxic community, where all kinds if racism is still a very common thing
@@Mel-nd5sn oof
If u see a character that has over designed angles thing it’s 100% Chinese games lol 😂
And a lot of golden coloured armour
Games like these are eyesores.
@Too Soon don't forget Honkai Impact 3 too
@@aididz7613 anything mihoyo 👀
@Too Soon hey, Arknights is a good game with solid mechanics and storyline.
This game is like an answer to everyone who hates grinding.
I'm never gonna complain about having to grind ever again, at least you get to play the goddamn game.
Some grinding is fun but this... i cant xD
me:worse game than raid shadow legends doesn't exi.......
also me after watching this:well i guess legue of angels is worse (actualy there's one good thing they did,in bible angels have multiple pairs of wings despite many thinking it's just one,so atleast they did some research on it)
The response to Pindleskin runs in Diablo 2 over twenty years ago, is the new genre of auto-farm games.
I am from Asia. I noticed the dev is actually China dev when he install the game.
This is a special handicap "game" made to satisfied those sad sad group of players who "wish to play video game but are too busy to play any games"
The purpose of a game like this is to cash grab.
Massive levelling up to fill in the void in the hearts of those sad sad players who failed miserably in live.. giving them a false sense of achievement for them.
We even have a proper term for game like this in Asia. it is called 掛機遊戲 roughly translated as AFK games.
A game that literally played itself for the entire course.
Never a fan of this kind of "game".
But for some reason, some actually love the concept of such garbage mechanic. And they even installed cheats that auto play a legit online mmorpg.
I even meet some guild member who were furious when the cheat don't work anymore or being caught.
Watching this made me feel like I've just been spinning around in my office chair at maximum speed for the past 12 minutes.
This is my game of choice if I ever go into a coma. Comforting to know I can still game even in a vegetative state.
LMFAOO
My dude! you gave me the laugh of the decade .. lmao
You made me actually laugh out loud. Fucking great reply.
Sadly the only thing you'd see are the reward popups :D
The developers didn't know if this is gonna be a Diablo game or a Clicker Heroes game *so they fucking chose both*
This game is what ADHD feels like.
and the 8 hours a day im on ritalin feel like black and white version of pong
Yep when you’re trying to sleep especially
can confirm
... I read this, went "yeah, right" and watched the video...
You are fucking right, on a bad day, this is what I remember at the end of a day
100% correct
Not kidding, from the Wikipedia page:
"League of Angels was chosen as one of the best new games on Facebook in December 2014 for that year following the release of the 'Pulsating Boobs' update."
You had me at "pulsating boobs" I'll download the game now
@@andrei1637 underrated comment
I had a mental breakdown when I read it. I also checked the wiki page. My head hurts from laughing.
Pumciusz WHAT IS IT CALLED 🤣🤣🤣🤣
What the heck is "pulsating boobs"
I used to play the first League of Angels game (the browser one) and I actually really enjoyed it at the time. It involved no combat and was essentially an idling game that you could leave in the background during battles but it was really fun to build a team and strategically position them to beat people who were stronger than you. It was already quite P2W back then but it was fun and F2P players could definitely get high in the rankings and they didn't push you to spend money all the time. I think it was when LOA II came out that I stopped playing but I'm pretty surprised at how downhill everything has gone.
REALLY!! LOA 1 is still sooooo good I still play it
The bad thing is:
This game's effects and visuals look amazing.
Such a waste
looks wise the game isn't bad, but the amount of shit popping up saying "recharge" or "buy this" is so dam annoying. also there are "events" in this game, the same events over and over and over. literally theirs like 10 or so events a day, 3 of of them are the same just different time. the event repeat everyday. It is literally a shit show, event wise, also this game is auto battle. so you can literally just tick auto battle mode and walk away for a day and you character will of lvled up and probably have a backpack full of shit.
@@Sound_Spark bad design
Hell yeah, some armours and models looks amazing.
How they use it it's the problem.
Sr. Lontra yeah that's because it's stolen..
@@liandrysanguishinshin7955 from where?
With that amount of clicking, you might as well just play osu
And Osu! is infinitely more entertaining and rewarding.
@@MrBlorp-sf9ye also prison you in a screen for 24 hour once you become a osu pro player you will stay in your room for 98% of time
@@NapstabIook I don't even play Osu! and I'm already always in my room.
@@MrBlorp-sf9ye well that just because you are lazy than
@@NapstabIook Yeah, I absolutely agree with that.
I’m honestly amazed “games” like this don’t get slammed for false advertising.
They would have to slam all the publishers for false advertising
It's they're foreign companies, probably hiding in China or some other place they can't be sued.
they hide under foreign law loopholes.
particularly in china.
i love your name and icon
China pays big money, as far as i'm concerned the way that country approaches the West is downright insulting
It may be utterly shitty as a game, but it's priceless as comedy content. Thanks for sharing this gem, didn't have such a good laugh for a long while :D
This is literally just a sensory overload simulator
How it feels tobe a kid with autism at school
@@icedragon9097 heh???
@@dood5701 people with autism, such as myself, get sensory overload often from crowded and loud places. So they're just saying that these games are just as overwhelming.
@@shiedakayn562 yeah we do
Constantly get ran over by 5 papers per seconds, Yup, this game is sensory overload simulator.
The sad thing is, a lot of talent went into animating those trailers.
Not even those trailers, you see how nice like most of those games animations and models look? Like why cant we have those for actual rpgs lol
@@avvery159 Because you and I know how CPU intensive let alone difficult to optimize can something like that be when applied to an actual RPG. Very difficult from a business perspective.
@@avvery159 most would be probably stolen. Like the class choice is copied from MU, so I wouldn't be surprised if most of stuff is taken from those games.
if they got paid its not sad
well, they got paid so your point is...
The devs at the end of the day before checking their PayPal account: "TiMe FoR hArVeSt"
They actually do make stupid amounts of money is the thing
@@Exynos yeah, i will say somewhere between $1000 to $50000 per day
Their PayPal accounts must be filled with "claim your prize" popups lol
And boy are they banking. Over 200 million registered players globally and peaking at 21 million dollars a month. With so many people playing and paying, those are some genius game developers. Those are just the facts and facts don't care how you personally feel.
I feel like all of these games aren't even cash grabs, they're just an excuse for foreign powers to gather our information lol.
put on tinfoil hat
They're just crypto miners.
Or Cryptominer
I think this attracts certain players who likes to flex and feel all powerful and stuff just because of how easy it is to get 'strong' in this game. Absolutely pathetic.
Basically kids or something lol
Basically the "Level 6" in this game is literally just Level 1.1
It's the same concept of other mobile games that get people to pay $20,000 to "be #1". They're usually from the middle east or China from what I've seen. Lots of money to blow from those countries, apparently.
meow meow
@@TheUchihaRin *Adults but with kid's brain inside them instead~
Imagine whaling to this game~
NOPE, NOT ME~
I want to whale on Honkai Impact 3rd tho~
Ad: kills weak monster gets ultta epic gear.
Actual game: kills raid boss, gets a stick.
World of Warcraft in a nutshell
This game is basically 2020, a huge clusterfuck and nonsense everywhere.
That's what I call consistency.
Oof
Man I would love to see some deep dive documentary into how this game really came to exist, who plays it and why the heck it's so much of a clusterfuck.
Era of Celestials is even messier than League of Angels
As an artist I do respect the artwork gone into these games for advertising and such, but I gotta ask if these artists are actually being paid or know where their work is ending up.
ik....u gotta wonder if it’s stolen or something. I wanna do art professionally too, but stooping as low as making characters for a cashgrab mobile game that nobody cares about sounds depressing as hell.
Same. I thought the art and animations were quite nice. Pretty sure this game is by a Chinese company though... so I don't think you need to worry about it looking for a job in the west.
the arists are being paid fairly actually, and this game made quite a lot of money since there're still a lot of people enjoying webgames like this actually. this LoA game has like 4 or 5 versions, this is the LoA III and there're also mobile version. I played the I & II a few years ago (and enjoyed it somehow) there're a lot of heavy paying players a.k.a whales in this game.
@@seiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii indeed. remember there was this sidescrolling single player mmo with autocombat a few years ago which literally every kid played.
I'm just wondering how confused the voice actors must have been
"It makes mobile mmo's actually look good"
The ad before this: Genshin impact
Yea but technically genshin impact is a singleplayer game (except for multiplayer domains)
@@dumdiday yep, I realised that a bit into the video. The ad before this was still genshin impact though lmao.
Genshin Impact is like fucking FF7 compared to this shit
Genshin is good though
@@chrismanuel9768 yep
You know that somewhere, somehow, someone is defending this game and it's "high skill cap".
Lmao you’re right, this is probably someone’s favourite game
@@TheLazyPeon eh.. maybe.. but unlikely.
@@akhsdenlew1861 considering there are over 7,000,000,000 people in the world, it's highly likely that at least one person thinks this is the best game ever made.
@@tcmr5775 one poor indian kid who got a shitty PC handed off to him by his slightly well off uncle and uses the wifi for his dads scamming business to play this game.
@@henrydikes6704 umm i don't think so a shitty PC would explode from all these pop ups...
Going back to an old quote,
"We can literally box up a piece of s#!t and sell it"
The creators of this well and truly took each gaming hook mechanic and threw it in your face.
Could it be a joke/meme game to literally take the mick...no don't answer that.
"Worst game I've ever played"
That implies you played the game without a popup every second second
that implies this actually is a game in the first place
@@Crypted112 Feel more like a malware simulator.
@@Crypted112 speeeeed
This is what the gamer character in a tv show plays
That or a Call Of Duty knockoff
Or not even show at all, Just make the character press random buttons and move the Control around
meow meow
How to spot a bad RPG game: everything is sparkly and characters have some massive wings and swords
Yeah... wings and swords.
Lol
That's always the dead giveaway
You forgot the unlimited Coins and gems and also a scene where the character just casually get everything just by walking or killing a few monsters
And BOOBS
When I saw this video in my feed, I was curious for what game could be so bad as to earn the title "genuinely the worst MMORPG I've played". When you said "league of angels" I understood immediately.
This game feels like that one part of GTA 5 where you’re trying to close all the virus pop ups.
Except this is the entire game essentially
I see you in a lot of different comment sections lol
@Opecuted Finally a roommate
"You won't last five minutes playing this game!"
. . . because there's only four minutes of content.
Bold of you to assume there's even content to begin with.
@@Voidbleak 🤣🤣
"You wouldn't last five minutes playing this game!"
"It's too boring"
I thought that was an innuendo code phrase for coomers.
I feel the urge to scan my machine after watching this.
When u see the Chinese company name shows up.
this is one of the mmos we always joked about being auto generated by an AI
Have you then heard of that creepypasta/urban legend of those weird Flash games for kids?
They were actually churned out by an unsupervised AI, while the creators only cared about the ad revenue. But the AI started to make increasingly erratical and downright disturbing games...
* *5 months from now:* *
_"Why i came back to League of Angels Heaven's Fury"_
Is this still funny?
Btw you can actually play regular league of angels 1, 2, and 3 via web browser with as blocker on the publisher companies website. One of the few MMOs you can do that on anymore after RuneScape stopped supporting java. Decent time killer with nice panty characters. I just call it league of panties.
@Astolfo
But people still find it funny.
I laughed
Is this poking fun at the one game he played on and off again about 3 or 4 years ago?
In the law of nature its common knowledge something starting with "league of" cannot be good
League of Nations.
...Oh, wait-
Arena of Idiots is a good name
I just playing an RPG games that named as CAVES it actually an intense games although the game just 2d and pixel.
Hard as hell
League of Legends
@@dumbidiot5584 league of legends is dogshit
Developer: "How much do you want on the screen at once?"
Project lead: "Yes."
20-♾
4:35
Devs: I want Deathwing's Voice
Budget: We have Deathwing's Voice at home
Deathwing's voice at home:
General rule of thumb: If it's advertised on Facebook and it kind of resembles a Korean MMO aesthetic = Trash.
all mmo ads I see are scams period.
somehow the actually good mmos seem to have none.
@@AlexanderMartinez-kd7cz If it has at least one playable race you wouldn't fuck, it's a good game
@@tomaslaborde6047 das a problem if your degenarate enough
Another general rule of thumb: if you make actors """play""" the game and make cringe inducing dialogue the actors have to do , stay in a 5 mile radius away from it
It looks more like it's designed by chinese but that too
This game is literally that mission in GTA V where you pretend to be an IT guy and have to close malwares on the PC
This game is literally getting a malware on pc irl
I swear half of the art for these Chinese/asian games looks like stuff from rule34.
And I'm frickin tired of it in my goddang ads
meow meow
Hell the games would probably be better if they committed to that
@@emperortenebrisemeraldwing8578 they did, and there are even H-Games site just for selling 18+ sexual games. Well, at least it still better than this clusterfuck
Watching your videos over all this years it's so noticeable how much you grown and how you run things the way you sit fit, that takes balls, especially YT wise. Thank you, always happy to watch a new vid! Keep the amazing work!
FFXIV Online: *takes questing slow, allows you to get used to all the controls and systems*
This game: so anyway right off the bat *you kill Zeus*
I don't know who I am, I don't know why I'm here
All I know is I must kill a god
lmfao literally. my ex started playing FFXIV Online at the beginning of the pandemic and it took him almost a full year to get to the max level and do raids and stuff
It's a Chinese thing. Their fantasy dramas had all the powerful Tao masters and demigods zooming around and it carried over to games. Even in Genshin Impact, the tamest among them, your character is some sort of demigod (but they lost their power and trying to regain it so that's better).
They LOVE OP shits even more so than Japanese anime.
It's a Chinese thing. Their fantasy dramas had all the powerful Tao masters and demigods zooming around and it carried over to games. Even in Genshin Impact, the tamest among them, your character is some sort of demigod (but they lost their power and trying to regain it so that's better).
They LOVE OP shits even more so than Japanese anime.
@@mslabo102s2 The thing with Genshin is that it has a well built storyline to follow, amazing world building, and it can get pretty immersive. Also if you pay attention to those with visions they are all technically proto-gods, all can maybe someday ascend to become an archon
That dragon sound when it "roared" is a free sfx. How do I know this? Because I got the exact one for a cheap project in high school on a free site lol
It doesn't roar like a real dragon to me though. Looks almost like a T rex to me.
@@aaronlimeuchin7352 I mean, there aren't even _real_ dragons.
As soon as i saw that thumbnail, i thought to myself: "LazyPeon actually got to League of Angels. Dis gonna be good shit". To my surprise it was another League of Angels (LoA) variation of a game. The guys behind this game has made their LoA trilogy and then started making copies (yes, literal copies with some tweaks here and there) of their own games.
I've been playing (auto-playing) LoA 2 for a few months, and since all of them are basically the same, i'm gonna give you a rundown of what it is.
As LazyPeon immediately noticed, there's autoplay from very beginning of the game and it applies to almost every activity in the game. PvE? Autoplay. PvP? Autoplay? Daily quests? Autoplay. There is even a thing called "Little Helper" that does almost everything for you - various activities, buying stuff from shops, claiming daily/weekly rewards etc. Anything you can imagine can be autoplayed. And yeah, there's a lot stuff to claim. And yeah, game goes incredibly fast... at the beginning. As you delve deeper, you get locked behind game systems, for instance Stamina.
As you might've guessed it, Stamina is very akin to any mobile mmoprg you came across. You run out of it - you can't do shit. But guess what? You can spend real money to replenish it. Or rather you spend real money to but in-game currency (Topaz), which you can in-turn exchange for Stamina and other resources.
So, currency. There're three of main currencies (if we start talking about each activity separately, it would be 20+ types of currencies, each unique to its own activity). Topaz, Diamonds and Gold. Lets start with Gold as it is the least impactful currency - can be obtained within the game and doesnt do much in terms of progressing.
Diamonds - semi-p2w currency, can be bought with real money and can be acquired in-game for free (with limitaions, of course).
And lastly, Topaz - strictly from spending money (they call it Recharging) and very, and i mean VERY, rarely can be acquired in-game. As you guys have seen repeatedly in the video, for almost anything in-game there's a popup window where you can recharge real money to get those sweet Topazes. And yeah, 1000$ in a single spend is so common in these games, its almost sickening.
Progress in this game? Well, that's BR (i guess its short for Battle Raiting, but it is never explained in the game). The whole game revolves aroung increasing that one number in your corner, no strategy whatsoever, just pump it up. Your BR is lower than your opponents? Most likely you lose. Your BR is higher? Most likely you win. Pretty simple... and really boring.
LazyPeon asked himself in the video: "Are there people playing this game?". And to my knowledge - Yes, and it is not as low of a number as you'd expect, but still low. And they are donating like crazy. One guy spent 250+$ on a fresh server just to get ahead of everyone on first week and then never came back.
Eh, i thought i could make my rant shorter, so its time to draw some conclusions.
Is there a point to play this game? Honestly, if you have ABSOLUTELY nothing to do i guess you could try it. I mean it pretty much plays itself, so you can be doing your chores, petting your dog, summoning Cthulhu etc.
Will i be able to progress without spending money? You can get through campaing and other activities with ease. And you will NEVER beat any of those big spenders. Devs/Mods tells players, who complain about progress locked behind money, on forums that everything in-game can be achieved just by spending enough time, but thats just not true.
After playing this for a few months I honestly can't recommend ANYONE to play it. Avoid it, and anything close to it, at all costs. And thank you to everyone reading it till the end.
Constantine A. Thank you for going through the torture so we dont have to.
I don't understand why someone would install a malware on their PC to pretend to play a game that plays itself, just so you can go do your chores around the house??!
Thy sacrifice is honorable, this forbidden knowledge must be preserved.
Thanks for the info.
How in the fuck did you make it two months?
>Uses Jurassic Park Tyrannosaurus sounds.
Yup. That's bad.
Moral of the story:
Stick to Genshin Impact and LoL
Edit: okay, since World War 3 is going on in the replies, this is my personal opinion. I find these games fun and yes, they have their flaws, but I repeat, it's my personal opinion. I said it as a joke now it's been taken too far.
Yes
and honkai impact
Don't play Genshin impact
@yaoyao its really
put together and nice but it has its own problems with like managing ur progression n its super gacha ish
@@gurnoorreh1401 you can still have good time as f2p tbh
Do a "claim rewards" speedrun any %
Lmfao 🤣😂
“This is not a computer game, this is a browser game.”
I just hate that ad lmao
ikr it looks so shitty 'iTS a brOWSeR gAME' like wtf is it really that hard to download a good game?
me with a crappy chromebook: o-o
I dont get this Comment isnt an Browsergame an Computergame aswell?
TheFirstK i was talkin bout an ad that always says this shit but i think what theyre referring to as a non computer game is something that is not needed to be downloaded on steam or origin or sumn idk
@@mizu1153 correct
The voice acting caused my cat to beat up an apple
this makes me sad because the art used for these games are actually really good
I agree cant they just make a pixelated character
It's probably stolen lol
dont worry its most likely made of asset flips and bought models. 90 % of mobile games are just that
@@ali32bit42 most games like that on mobile is very weird and bad
The best mobile RPG i ever played is caves roguelike and Exiled Kingdom
"Who plays this game?!"
The company's employees, on AFK while not in the office. This is to con people into thinking that there's something worth seeing later on. It's just a theory, but I like it.
I'm sure that's the case for a relatively significant amount of the player-base. But in reality there are people who play these kinds of shitty games as much as we play games like Team Fortress 2 for example. I don't know why or how they exist. But they do
Honestly a sizable portion might be bots/fake players to make the game look more populated.
The thing is they don’t even need to play the game, they can just have bots leaving on auto-pilot
The game used to actually be really full. I tried it years ago before the ads were all completely fake and bullshit. The auto path existed but it was no where near as bad as I saw in the video. I don't think they are popular anymore because they have pretty much been replaced by gacha games but 5+ years ago these games were very popular for something to half play and you could be lazy when you want. It was basically a phone game before phone games were a thing lol.
When the first thing this game shows you is demonic knight covered in fire with 3 pairs of wings and dual wielding 2 massive chain swords also covered in fire.
That's not edgy that's cool!
The typical MMORPG i usually encounter is
-overly sexual goddesses
-something about the world ending
-comically large weaponry
- a chinese panda monk (for some reason)
- random antropromorphic animals
-wings, always the wings
League of angels ad: *Easily kills hordes of enemies*
Me playing Genshin Impact: *Struggling to kill a slime*
What ar are u my guy because that shouldn’t happen
@@BaridCashTagmout NAISNHS
Me: *struggles to install genshin impact* Peepaw!!! 😭😭😭
@@BaridCashTagmout there are some situations, like using lvl 50 characters to defeat lvl 80 Cryo slimes. I did it, it was torture
@@mobyhuge4346 especially in the spiral abyss I tried to get xiangling but it was too hard for me and my characters were only at 40
This game is revolutionary. They just invented reward clicking simulator genre.
8:46 That's literally a splash art made by Riot (Dark star thresh) On the lower right bottom...
lmao i didint notice it at first i was laughing so hard
LMFAOO they have to be fucking kidding
L OMEGALUL L
LoA 1 also used Loch Ness Cho as a background for its world map
yeah haha just mirrored the picture. That is so sad.
Chinese developer: *slaps roof of League Of Angels. This bad boy can fit so many pop-ups in it.
*slaps toaster* AND THIS IS OUR NEXT GEN GAMEPLAY MACHINE!!!!!
8:45 they literally just stealed Dark Star Thresh splashart from League lmao
Cling clang go the chains