Fact: Venezuela has more than 2,000 generals, most of them in charge of administrative tasks such as the management of the oil industry (all refineries are paralyzed) distribution of food and cooking oil (NO JOKE), and the United States has just 200 general. As a Venezuelan I feel ashamed.
Clinttd Leslie I know right, I am canadian and currently living in brazil, and there are alot of militarys including america that is letting in trans people and yet they call them soldiers, we have men dressing like woman in the military and they call them brave and mature, the world today is disgusting and doesnt think with logic.
Realmente, eles tem um governo bem instável, a população INTEIRA é contra eles e basicamente as nasções mais poderosas do mundo estão diplomáticamente e, talvez militarmente contra eles Eles 100% vão ganha a guerra, certeza
by accident. JROTC recruits say, "This was our first time out trying to figure out how to outdoors survival and we saw these guys being hostile, so we did what we were told to do and just gathered them all up and removed the enemy. We thought they were part of the training unit because it was so easy."
"After receiving and verifying the authenticity of the video in question, the Unites States Government has decided against military intervention in Venezuela. This decision was passed on from White House sources, along with a note from the President, stating, "it would just be so pointless and unfair to embarrass them any further than the video did." However, sources also confirm that the US will be blockading Venezuela with no less than 2 fishing boats, and the crew of Duck Dynasty. Stating, "it's about the same as what they have.""
Should have shot it from Paris Island or San Diego too, boots would probably be the only ones Venezuela would have scared with their low budget shit show
@@Basskat100 it was a joke. A sad one at best. Stalin also starved his people to death. While most people do not support an invasion, a large and growing number of countries back Juan Guaido. Hopefully the Venezuelan people can have a change in government and their economy can be returned to prosperity such as it was back in the 90s. BTW I am not pale.👨💻
@@max1muslegend772 well I have to say if I was on the venezuelan team I would be pretty scared for life but that's because I'd be afraid of getting shot by my own team
The Venezuelan military are just malnourished LARPers with firearms (maybe) cosplaying as those old Disney cartoon characters with all that black face they got goin' on.
I would say you can substitute experience with good training and tactics, but then looking at this video, well... I'm sorry, but that's not good training.
My childhood friends and I could beat these guys when we were 10 with sparkler bombs seal bombs, our pocket knives, and 10$ worth of bottle rockets, and our imagination.
am from the island next to venezuela. i move to the U.S am 2 time state champ wothout loosing a point. all U.S inbreds is light work. you cant beat shit head to head. you win by being 2 face cowards. the U.S is scared of every one. just look at Cuba if they get 1 Missile the U.S will shit they self.
@@chadbeast4701 Also, nukes have the power to kill hundreds of thousands of people. If you don't care about that, then there is something wrong with you.
@@dxfan18 marines still get issued bayonets, when you get the order to fix bayonets something is seriously wrong and you're probably about to die. So kill as many as you can before you do.
@@dxfan18 bayonets now are more of a multi-use tool. Stand-alone fighting knife and wire-cutter are the usual uses. Last time there was a bayonet charge was in Afghan 2011 by a section from the 1st Battalion Prince of Wales Royal Regiment. They'd been ambushed and run out of ammo so thought, "Fuck it, FIX BAYONETS!".
Butter OnToast it is kinda funny. Besides I mean, your leaders have got to have brain damage to even threaten the US. The military prowess of the US has proven itself time and again in history where in fact our most destructive war was that one time we fought ourselves. Our only war where we were truly ineffective was Vietnam but that was some weird shit and people were too afraid to go to real war in which case we would have won.
Maduro feeds his goons. The Kim's in North Korea have done the same in the past with their military but I've seen reports that indicate the NK military is also hungry, and some other factors that indicate NK's military might get desperate enough to revolt. Venuzela isn't quite that bad off where it can't afford to feed it's military and police it needs to subjugate the people.
Damn, I did a lot of laughing until I thought about that. They are probably a little better fed then the rest of the populace at the moment but maybe not much. Maduro should be at the end of a noose. There are a lot of Venezuelans who deserve better then this and probably a few or more that don't. Socialism is garbage.
Venezuelan general: We need to scare the US Marines. Scientists: So, hear me out. What if we made crayons labelled non-toxic, but they were actually toxic?
@@cluelesspotato8945 And it probably wouldn't affect the Jarheads. People do realize that Marines eat garbage on a daily basis. In the Army we call it defac food. Marines have a different name for it lol.
As as former Marine I can tell you honestly that TOXIC is NOT in our vocabulary! To be fair, there are ALOT of words that aren't in our vocabulary... ooooo rah!
Roger England I’m afraid not these are special dudes, at least normal people in America would be playing with shotguns and having a rubber bullet war which we all know would be 10x more effective than the Venezuela military
@@armyalooftv7481 OK I understand now it's a training camp conducted like the military for persons with special needs. It's nice of the Venezuelan government to take care of its physically and mentally challenged people. I have a new respect for El Presidente 🤪🤣
@William Newkirk exactly.......Sanctions on food, medicines (which ever nation sells medicine stuff to Venezuela would also be sanctioned), and also sanctions on basic needs....sanctions affect people, if we impose sanctions on food, medicine and other goods who's getting affected?? Venezuela's economy is dependent on oil and sanctioning oil companies like state owned PDVSA will affect it's economy and people as well.............Venezuelan economy was crushed by flooding markets with cheap Saudi oil, it was over $100 per barrel and it dropped to just $28 per barrel and it affects Venezuela more because your country is heavily dependant on oil exports........Guaido is a traitor because only a greedy person for power declares himself president.......all the crisis in Venezuela is because Venezuela has vast oil reserves......Chavez kicked foreign companies out as they paid only 25% of the oil profits........rest 75% oil profits went into pockets of Exxon, Chevron, british petroleum and TOTAL........so Chavez wanted that 75% profits to go in to state owned PDVSA.... And the foreign oil companies weren't happy....... attempt to overthrow Venezuela's governments is going long before since Bush was in office.......in 2002 coup was attempted to overthrow Chavez........Bolton openly admits that we want Venezuela oil on fox business interview........he wants US oil companies there.
@@pixelcat5159 I'm suprised people haven't cut Maduro's head off already for trying to literally smuggle their entire economy with him to Russia and the UN catching him with his pants down. That's why freedom of the press is a right down there, it's a privilege that got taken away
@@SuspiciousGanymede Maduro is likely paying off the upper heads of the military, the actual military probably wants him gone but would probably catch a bullet without en masse defections to cover their asses
Im sorry that your country is in such turmoil now... I hope you get your sh!t together and regain prosperity and humanity. There is a bit wrong with the USA, but I wouldn’t want to live anywhere else. And everyone should have that same feeling about their own country.
This is one of the highest trained military countries... And I will tell you why... FREEDOM...!!! Signed...U.S. Marine... And oh yeah, most of all, God.... This country has been so blessed because of the origin of the first Fore fathers who wrote the Constitution under Godly Wisdom... But all of that is in jeopardy because today's liberals want nothing less than to throw God out... Huge mistake...!
Hey Angry Cops, this video is my personal favorite, because it is really funny. Every day, I am randomly thinking about those Venezuelan soldiers trying to be all tough and scary, and I try not to laugh out loud in public, so I instead giggle and snicker about it. And at the end of every day, I come back to watch this video, because it's really goofy. ;)
As a venezuelan I can only say one thing to the US... could you PLEASE send at least one small SEAL team? I can assure you that's all you need to put an end to this lame joke of an army and government😭
@@heatherphillips5983 First, I (and the U.S Marine Corp, amongst others) fully agree with you. Second, the U.S Army apparently doesn't. Last I heard they where going to cease bayonet training.
@@heatherphillips5983 yea, no matter how advanced warfare will get, it will still revolve around taking and defending positions to some extent. And to take those positions sometimes you might need hand to hand combat.
There are plenty of things that scare a Marine. MEPS. Drill instructors. Being seen walking on the grass. Military wives. Jody. Begging for leave. Math. The silver bullet. The silver bullet again. The weird guy who runs slow because he likes the silver bullet. Transferring to the glock side-arm. The green wenie. Sitting next to the engine in a HMMWV on a hot summer day. And those weird-@$$ Marines who scored 95 on the ASVAB, buy asked their Staff-Sargent to assign them 0311 because they wanted to get shot at, and kill people .XD
@@memesthemerciful1830 ye, you basically hold the Auto-Trigger and and it fires a whole 1000 Bullet Clip, ye, you know what you are talking about. cheers ;)
Venezuela: "We are coming for you!" Army: **Silently laughs** Marines: **Tries not to snicker** Coast Guards: **Laughs in the inside** Navy: **Laughs hundreds of miles away from home** Air Force: **Laughs** "Don't worry guys! We got this!"
"Drag your face on the ground baby girl"...... Epic, look forward to checking out your other vids, thanks for all the info and the humor. Subscribed -Billy from Maine
@Einar figueras Who told you that the Jews MSM. Maduro is not a Jew Puppet and ass kisser . Venezuela does not have a central bank controlled by the Jews. The man that Trump supports is a Freemason and jew Puppet and ass kisser.
This looks less like a military unit and more like some student film trying to recreate Full Metal Jacket; except everyone is playing Private Gomer Pyle.
@@aaronabney8924 Clearly it must be another Venezuelan military invention that can stop any and all imagin- 'cough cough' sorry, bullets fired from a gun.
Uncle Sam here seems to forget that the good ole US Army used to train and wargame with wooden machine guns, rifles, and dust bags for anti tank grenades. ... but the tanks were real. They weren't made of cardboard. But the did get a bit dusty
Venezuelan Military: noooo you can't just completely come in and annihilate our military after we worked so hard to intimidate you! US Military: haha warthog go BRRRRRRRRRT
Imagine you're some basic foot-soldier in a third world military. You hear the faint sound of a Jet aircraft in the distance. You think nothing of it at first but...it gradually gets louder and louder. You're starting to get a bit nervous... suddenly you just don't exist anymore and everything is black. All that's left of the person you once were is nothing but a cloud of smoke/debris and trace amounts of blood and gore. Your body was completely destroyed in the blast, and your comrades will have nothing to bury and nothing to remember you by, except for that blood-chilling sound: "BRRRRRRT"
Rat Bat Nuff Time nah. Mall cops got this. I was a security guard for a year, and most of the boys I worked with were ex military. One of them was a retired green beret, CIA contractor, and DOD agent. Guy was 83. Shot a tighter group at 25 yards with his kimber 3” than anyone I’ve ever seen. My supervisor once punched a man so hard that his jaw split in half (guy pulled a knife on him). One thing I learned in that job: never underestimate anyone, unless you know exactly what they can do. And if these boys in the video are the best Venezuela has, then it should be pretty fun to see this play out.
Man damn near every video I can't even pay attention I'm just cracking up the whole time. How in the holy fuck don't you have over a million subscribers.
Y'all laugh, but those two guys with AK's hit all the targets they imagined.
Cosigner22 you got me laughing at this time of night. Let alone the video; pure comedy gold. 10/10. Thank you sir.
69 likes, nice
Cosigner22 I can’t like this as I’m legally obligated to not interrupt a 69 or 666
aww others broke it :c
😂
Poor guys. Probably couldn't even defeat the salvation army.
Roberto Fernandez - 😂😂😂😂
Fact: Venezuela has more than 2,000 generals, most of them in charge of administrative tasks such as the management of the oil industry (all refineries are paralyzed) distribution of food and cooking oil (NO JOKE), and the United States has just 200 general. As a Venezuelan I feel ashamed.
Or scoutgirls... 😅
Wow really 😂🇺🇸
Don't feel shame it is not ur fault I hope venezuela recovers from the economic crisis they are in much love from USA
I didn't think Venezuela had a military. After watching this video, I still don't.
They do, however, have a pretty killer reenactment crew
Yeah
Ya there is no way that the military
Palanthis it’s a bunch of dummies that can’t even hunt. Compared to them, I look like Rambo.
Oh, I thought that was their air soft team, was out practicing
Not gonna lie, I’m Brazilian and when I see THIS is their military, I just think: damn those guys could be an easy new territory for us
You could send all the “men” that dress like women?
Clinttd Leslie I know right, I am canadian and currently living in brazil, and there are alot of militarys including america that is letting in trans people and yet they call them soldiers, we have men dressing like woman in the military and they call them brave and mature, the world today is disgusting and doesnt think with logic.
@@BanjoManco orrr you are just stuck in the 70s where that stuff wasn't socially accepted :)
@@BanjoManco agreed!
Realmente, eles tem um governo bem instável, a população INTEIRA é contra eles e basicamente as nasções mais poderosas do mundo estão diplomáticamente e, talvez militarmente contra eles
Eles 100% vão ganha a guerra, certeza
Venezuelan Military: putting the “special” in special forces
Guns, Sammitches And Jesus
OH MY GOD, I AM DEAD!
Putting the “mili” in military
BRO LMAO
O O F
destruction 100
This just in - Air Force JROTC takes over Venezuela Capital.
no future army soldiers took over.
In under 30 mins lol
by accident. JROTC recruits say, "This was our first time out trying to figure out how to outdoors survival and we saw these guys being hostile, so we did what we were told to do and just gathered them all up and removed the enemy. We thought they were part of the training unit because it was so easy."
@@OmniscientWarrior nice.
You spelled coast Guard wrong
Putting the special in special forces
What kind of "special" are we talking about? Special Ed?
@@tiorobot nah special fucking kind of stupid, special Ed kids can come up with something better.
they dont call em special forces for nothing i guess lol
Venezuelan special needs forces
@@Rybear1977 lmfao you killed me with this
"After receiving and verifying the authenticity of the video in question, the Unites States Government has decided against military intervention in Venezuela.
This decision was passed on from White House sources, along with a note from the President, stating, "it would just be so pointless and unfair to embarrass them any further than the video did." However, sources also confirm that the US will be blockading Venezuela with no less than 2 fishing boats, and the crew of Duck Dynasty. Stating, "it's about the same as what they have.""
this comment is golden
This made me laugh so hard
😂😂😂😂
The crew of duck dynasty could hold them off for sure
@@garyawinthrope7622
Uncle Si would scare 'em worse than they think they'd scare us.
Sea worlds security team could take the Venezuelan army down easily
Nah Disney World security could beat tge Venezuelan army all while dressed as mickey mouse
Sea World security is fucking cutthroat man I don't doubt it
Id wager a dolphin strapped to a go-cart could beat at least these dudes in the video
As an actual security gaurd, you're fucking right xD
I bet walmart security would do
This just in: some 15 year old paintballers and airsofters take over Venezuela with zero casualties
Reckon I could lmao
Nice to know the Venezuelas called their hits
DigitalFulcrum even I’m happy that those guys call their hits. It’s really considerate
As a fellow 6+ year paintball veteran. I can whoop that ass 😂
@@christopherromo8013 Okay operator buddy.
It wasnt fake automatic fire , they were clearly having seizures .
Hunger pains
Reminds me of a foreign military fail where this one Asian looking dude thought he was getting shot and flopped around like a fish
@@neonickhaos4811 wow that's pathetic
this coment made my day!
@@bryzone8577 same
Biden was so impressed by this Venezuelan video that he's striving to transform our military into such a fine fighting force.
As a latin american, I can say we all know their special forces are more "special" than forces
Small school bus special.
Remember when Maduro was presenting the "special forces" and one of the guys fell off the zip line? I had the privilege to see it live and laugh a lot
@@srct7221 The shortest of short busses.
VainerCactus 0 the bus only has 1 row of seats
As a Venezuelan yeah I agree, they’re more special than forces...
The U.S Marines should have made a response video.
i would 100% watch that
Venezuelan USA Marines did I think, or did something similar.
It just a 2 second clip of a A-10 lol
Should have shot it from Paris Island or San Diego too, boots would probably be the only ones Venezuela would have scared with their low budget shit show
Oh fuck yeah
Just drop leaflets in Spanish saying deserters will be fed.
What !!!!!!! That's cheating !!!!!!!!
I'm sure some of their more motivated citizens have already made their way north and are currently employed in the land of opportunity.
They've already had defections, so this probably isnt too far from the truth.
@@Basskat100 Dude's name is *literally* Gerardo Cantu calling him "pale face devil" *might* be a little harsh...
@@Basskat100 it was a joke. A sad one at best. Stalin also starved his people to death. While most people do not support an invasion, a large and growing number of countries back Juan Guaido. Hopefully the Venezuelan people can have a change in government and their economy can be returned to prosperity such as it was back in the 90s. BTW I am not pale.👨💻
"Drill Sergeant, why are you wearing that hat?"
"BECAUSE TODAY I'M UNCLE SAM! AND YOUR ASS IS MINE!"
"I WANT YOU
R ASS"
I’ve been in paintball battles before, and I can confirm that the people you play against are scarier than the Venezuelan Military
Paintball in the hands of an amateur is more intimidating than actual rounds with these guys
@@max1muslegend772 My brothers fucked me up on paintball. Can confirm, even amateurs are more terrifying than Venezuelan military
I.played paint ball till airsoft killed it
I can concur and I don't even do it on the reg
@@max1muslegend772 well I have to say if I was on the venezuelan team I would be pretty scared for life but that's because I'd be afraid of getting shot by my own team
Im starting to see why that e7 Green Beret thought he could overthrow Venezuela with 60 men
honestly you could probably overthrow Venezuela with 60 marines and a promise for beer afterwards
who the hell needs 60 men i would be willing to try with 20
@@cooperhall2055 After seeing the shenanigans of their special bus forces, I don't blame you.
Being as they're still using bayonet warfare, I'd be willing to try with an assortment of overweight civil war reenactors. At least they're fed.
The Venezuelan military are just malnourished LARPers with firearms (maybe) cosplaying as those old Disney cartoon characters with all that black face they got goin' on.
Venezuelan soldier: I have an AK47!
US marine: *Laughs in 3000 rounds per minute*
More like; *Laughs in full stomach*
@@Silenthero66 oof
Laughs in A-10
*BRRRRRRT*
Laughs in freedom
I dont think theyll even start that sentence once those rounds hit.
Being the daughter of a Marine this made me laugh and is going to make my father laugh even harder 😆
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Pregúntale a tu querido padre porque tu paisucho se ha cuidado tanto de invadirnos directamente.
So did it
Hey, be nice now, they had to fake the automatic fire, you think they can pay for live rounds?
Socialism... am I right?
I think they can.
It’s just they don’t want to get jacked and killed by the Venezuelan people for their weapons, ammo, and equipment.
Lol
lmmfao
OOF
As a Venezuelan, my military would lose because they have never been in a war, only riots.
No nisiquiera son militares son solo ratas con uniforme que se hacen llamar como tal mas no son nada
I would say you can substitute experience with good training and tactics, but then looking at this video, well... I'm sorry, but that's not good training.
@@danielcarmine99 you can't deny though, their tactics for faking automatic fire are top notch
That's sad and funny at the same time. Hang in there guys
@@TheWeirdlyenough is true brother , have a nice day a thanks for your good wishes ,God bless you
Who would win?
The entire Venezuelan military?
A child who found their dad's gun?
That's totally unfair. We all know kids shoot to kill. Seriously, when's the last time you saw where a kid just winged someone
child would win after about 30 minutes of exchange, and would plant a head of a commie on a stake.
@@radfatdaddy4169 Thats real talk.
Smart money's on the ten year old.
That family’s dog would win.
My childhood friends and I could beat these guys when we were 10 with sparkler bombs seal bombs, our pocket knives, and 10$ worth of bottle rockets, and our imagination.
am from the island next to venezuela. i move to the U.S am 2 time state champ wothout loosing a point. all U.S inbreds is light work.
you cant beat shit head to head. you win by being 2 face cowards. the U.S is scared of every one. just look at Cuba if they get 1 Missile the U.S will shit they self.
@Ice Age Baby His name is chad beast so he is obviously a troll.
IDK, their imagination was pretty good, too. ROFL
@@chadbeast4701 Also, nukes have the power to kill hundreds of thousands of people. If you don't care about that, then there is something wrong with you.
Judging by the video, looks like even a high-school airsoft team could destroy the Venezuelan army.
That’d be fucking hilarious
Was part of a high school airsoft team.....can confirm they would be a piece of cake lol
Lol in a game of airsoft I wouldn’t doubt it
Ill bring the popcorn
I’ll bring my p90 and Barretta someone bring the bb’s
"What makes the grass grow!?"
"BLOOD, BLOOD, BLOOD!"
God I miss bayonet training
Whys the sky blue??
Do they still use bayonets in battle or is it just for training nowadays?
@@dxfan18 marines still get issued bayonets, when you get the order to fix bayonets something is seriously wrong and you're probably about to die. So kill as many as you can before you do.
Sheldon Dinkleberg Because God loves the Infantry!
@@dxfan18 bayonets now are more of a multi-use tool. Stand-alone fighting knife and wire-cutter are the usual uses.
Last time there was a bayonet charge was in Afghan 2011 by a section from the 1st Battalion Prince of Wales Royal Regiment. They'd been ambushed and run out of ammo so thought, "Fuck it, FIX BAYONETS!".
Gotta love how they are “firing” right at the camera man. With an empty magazine. And bad 80’s style sound effects.
With soldiers like these, maybe Commando wasn't as unrealistic as I'd thought.
It's still the 80's over there. They're still watching training videos of the A-Team on Betamax.
Technically the camera man is shooting them , so they’re just returning fire 😂😂😂
The range safety officer is not amused. :D
Nah, they are not bad sound effects. They are classic Hollywood Edge's AK-47 sounds. They have much more charms than modern sound effects.
Venezuelan soldiers: they won’t see us in the grass
AC130: u choose death
B-52: so you have chosen… *death*
Venezuelan soldiers: *puts on grass camo*
A-10 Warthog stick operator with thermal optics on: *BRRRRRRRRRTTTTT*
im from venezuela myself, the military here detains you to buy them a soda.
Wait, really?
@@Aaltonen119 is true lol
I believe you
severe laughter moment
I’m sorry you gotta live through that,
you don’t mess with these guys, they got the balls to post this on the internet.
not my intentions, angry cop scare my ass off. I immediate fall down my chair. oh, RedN. oh. 😂😂.
That means they have nothing to lose. They have lost the respect of all military around the world. So yes I do agree with you.
This is gold
I'm a furry and I probably scare them before they can scare a marine. Lol
Shiver me fucken timbers
Iv seen 12 year olds playing airsoft that are more intimidating than this😂😂
Some of those kids are scary good.
That's because they are 12 year olds
Jack The Snowman fucking savages
you never know when you'll get dominated by a fucking 12 year old kid in an airsoft match
Lmao
I'm more scared of this guy getting so hyped up about bayonets then I am of the Venezuelan army at this point
Venezuela: We can take what ever the USA throws at us
Japan: We destroyed like three ships and they Released the sun
TWICE
"They didnt drop... hundred bombs... thousands bombs... They dropped two bombs.. JUST TWO"
@@avatar1o1234 he means the ones that actually affected their decision to keep fighting
Zytha ?
Empire of the Rising Sun, from Hiroshima and Nagasaki!!!!
I'm joking guys this isn't funny.
It's kinda funny
Butter OnToast it is kinda funny. Besides I mean, your leaders have got to have brain damage to even threaten the US. The military prowess of the US has proven itself time and again in history where in fact our most destructive war was that one time we fought ourselves. Our only war where we were truly ineffective was Vietnam but that was some weird shit and people were too afraid to go to real war in which case we would have won.
I’m a Venezuelan, these troops are easily scared by a chicken with a gun
Proof: my Uncle is part of the High Command
Just a chicken, I don’t think you would need a gun
I’m also Venezuelan and it’s true
I hope we never go to war, but if it does come to that I hope the u.s. lobs one cruise missile at your leader and no one else at all is hurt.
@Sebi One: knowing us, it would be a full invasion
I wish we could help out Venezuela with their economy problem
Dude they have no food. The fact that they can move at all is impressive.
Maduro feeds his goons. The Kim's in North Korea have done the same in the past with their military but I've seen reports that indicate the NK military is also hungry, and some other factors that indicate NK's military might get desperate enough to revolt. Venuzela isn't quite that bad off where it can't afford to feed it's military and police it needs to subjugate the people.
@@hzuiel NK army could never revolt. Its allys would help shut that down. I saw a NK army ration review they're not fed well. The tea had dirt in it.
@Guilford News Network no they're hungry for sure.
Damn, I did a lot of laughing until I thought about that. They are probably a little better fed then the rest of the populace at the moment but maybe not much. Maduro should be at the end of a noose. There are a lot of Venezuelans who deserve better then this and probably a few or more that don't. Socialism is garbage.
bruce wayne Bro, they’re South American. They’re powered by cocaine.
"Special forces" doesn't mean what you think it means in the Venezuelan military. Their whole military is "special".
Lost my shit with the fake gun fire sound
Those of us who remember the Clinton era, remember having to say "bang bang" to simulate fire due to financial cuts.
Same 😂😂
Nothing better than a live fire exercise with cameramen as targets.
James Wells we do that at drill 🤣
@@jameswells554 lol... I believe it
They look like 14 yr olds at an airsoft event
Naw chief. We can kick their asses any time
Although I'm not 14
Fourteen year olds have better leg dexterity.
Wahweegi WAHHH
I’ve seen kids under the age of ten at Airsoft events kicking ass. Their small size makes it easy for them to hide and ambush.
True😂
Venezuelan general: We need to scare the US Marines.
Scientists: So, hear me out. What if we made crayons labelled non-toxic, but they were actually toxic?
That is Devious, can you imagine the casualties lmao
oh nuuuuuuuu!
They’d probably still eat it
@@cluelesspotato8945 And it probably wouldn't affect the Jarheads. People do realize that Marines eat garbage on a daily basis. In the Army we call it defac food. Marines have a different name for it lol.
As as former Marine I can tell you honestly that TOXIC is NOT in our vocabulary!
To be fair, there are ALOT of words that aren't in our vocabulary... ooooo rah!
Most Venezuelan gangs could take on the Venezuelan military.
Gangs over there are wilder and more violent than the military...
@@obamnaprismus bro your name😂
Those people are delusional, sad. A hundred Marines could probably take that whole country.
American Highlander
To take over Venezuela just throw food at the citizens and they’ll overthrow their government in no time
@@rusty7984 try 5
American Highlander
Their citizens would probably pose more of a threat to the US Marines than their soldiers would.
Overkill man the chair force would be able to take over that country
@@rusty7984 No doubt.
Venezuela military: We will defeat America
US military: That’s cute
одним словом ту-160 и х-101 ядерная боеголовка
Completely normal police could defeat their sorry excuse of a government
ive seen adds about a fake wwii game about mexico invading the us, xd
U.S. Military: Did you guys feel that? Go get the fly swatter.
@Richard Johnson MS13 are a bunch of drug addicted thugs. Sure, they're violent and have guns, but they're no good in actual warfare.
The marines would die of course..................of extreme Laughter.
Exactly lmao
They had us in the first half, not gonna lie.
I bet they would roll up in a ball laughing then say " oh please my DI could do it better, so sit down and let a pro show you a thing or two." lol
Yeah we could send one Marine unit and they will take care of the whole Venezuelan military.
I was laughing my ass off just seeing that, the most pathetic thing I ever saw.
"we'll hide in the grass, they won't see us heheheheh" - completely forgets about the existence of infrared optics
And the fact the US is known for their air power
And the fact that if they do guerilla warfare the likely american response to that is a certain heavy bomber that bombed vietnam a lot
Venezuela Army: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
US Marine: *Calls in Air Support*
Venezuela army: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
They wouldn’t even need air support 🤣
Recon Reaper 😂
A-10 inbound
"SR71 inbound for recon support"
US Marine: Air Strikes Finish
Venezuela Army: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH
No way that's military. That's a bunch of dudes having fun in the backyard and about to have a bbq and some beer. 😅
Roger England looks like fun ,you can tell they bin drinking already 🍺🥂
Roger England minus the food
Roger England I’m afraid not these are special dudes, at least normal people in America would be playing with shotguns and having a rubber bullet war which we all know would be 10x more effective than the Venezuela military
@@armyalooftv7481 OK I understand now it's a training camp conducted like the military for persons with special needs. It's nice of the Venezuelan government to take care of its physically and mentally challenged people. I have a new respect for El Presidente 🤪🤣
Roger England except they've already had the beers
This makes my local Walmart unarmed security officer seem super deadly
Juan Negrete rent-a-cop agreed. In By comparison, Rent-a-cop steve who works the night shift at the mall is truly a menacing force.
hahahahah lol 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
As a former rent-a-cop, yeah I'm pretty sure I could take these guys.
@@vincepurpura8905 ha ha ha ha !!
of the 99 Cents store
As a civilian, this is the most pathetically hilarious thing I've ever seen. It's like a kitten trying to be intimidating.
At least kittens are cute
@@anthonylong9067 that's true.
Venezuela: our military is equipped to take on the full force of America
Japan: we blew up a few boats and they dropped the sun on us twice
Lol
lmao
Lolol idk why but that hit me hard
Haha oh man that's savage. Almost as savage as the Venezuelan army
We have many more suns now.
I’ve been in Nerf wars that were more intimidating than this.
Back in my day we didn’t have nerf guns, we had to use real guns and heal our wounds with the blood of the enemy
Smh kids have it so easy these days
😂😂😂
Why don't you try China? They ran you out of Korea remember?
I've been in snowball fights with my daughters that were more intimidating than that video
I have fucking ptsd from nerf
They couldn't scare the Girl Scouts.
Girls scouts would kick their ass
Drown them in cookies.
I wouldn't expect more cookies to be sent over there either
@@ReaperCheGuevara lol
@@ReaperCheGuevara LMAOOOO
My 4 year old nephew runs around the house with a nerf gun and pretends to shoot ghosts. Now i know where he learned it.
They are hoping the Marines will die laughing.
We'll just call for naval gun fire.
I’m pretty sure I’ve picked things out of my navel more fearsome than this lot
@William Newkirk exactly.......Sanctions on food, medicines (which ever nation sells medicine stuff to Venezuela would also be sanctioned), and also sanctions on basic needs....sanctions affect people, if we impose sanctions on food, medicine and other goods who's getting affected?? Venezuela's economy is dependent on oil and sanctioning oil companies like state owned PDVSA will affect it's economy and people as well.............Venezuelan economy was crushed by flooding markets with cheap Saudi oil, it was over $100 per barrel and it dropped to just $28 per barrel and it affects Venezuela more because your country is heavily dependant on oil exports........Guaido is a traitor because only a greedy person for power declares himself president.......all the crisis in Venezuela is because Venezuela has vast oil reserves......Chavez kicked foreign companies out as they paid only 25% of the oil profits........rest 75% oil profits went into pockets of Exxon, Chevron, british petroleum and TOTAL........so Chavez wanted that 75% profits to go in to state owned PDVSA.... And the foreign oil companies weren't happy....... attempt to overthrow Venezuela's governments is going long before since Bush was in office.......in 2002 coup was attempted to overthrow Chavez........Bolton openly admits that we want Venezuela oil on fox business interview........he wants US oil companies there.
😂
William Newkirk No we’ll still be laughing, we’ll just be doing it in another country
They can't afford real bullets, the guns are airsoft and the bayonet is plastic.
>Implying they can afford plastic
@@pixelcat5159 I'm suprised people haven't cut Maduro's head off already for trying to literally smuggle their entire economy with him to Russia and the UN catching him with his pants down. That's why freedom of the press is a right down there, it's a privilege that got taken away
@@SuspiciousGanymede Maduro is likely paying off the upper heads of the military, the actual military probably wants him gone but would probably catch a bullet without en masse defections to cover their asses
Puts us airsoft players to shame
They couldn't afford airsoft guns it's just paper mache
Honestly as a venezuelan I just wanted to say that everybody here cringes at our military too
Im sorry that your country is in such turmoil now... I hope you get your sh!t together and regain prosperity and humanity. There is a bit wrong with the USA, but I wouldn’t want to live anywhere else. And everyone should have that same feeling about their own country.
This is one of the highest trained military countries... And I will tell you why... FREEDOM...!!! Signed...U.S. Marine... And oh yeah, most of all, God.... This country has been so blessed because of the origin of the first Fore fathers who wrote the Constitution under Godly Wisdom... But all of that is in jeopardy because today's liberals want nothing less than to throw God out... Huge mistake...!
@@bryanmahon7866 AWESOME comment! My feelings exactly. Thanks. Tom
@@bryanmahon7866 I'm sorry, but your country has lots of issues.
Dylan McHarg i haven’t left. We still live here
Hey Angry Cops, this video is my personal favorite, because it is really funny. Every day, I am randomly thinking about those Venezuelan soldiers trying to be all tough and scary, and I try not to laugh out loud in public, so I instead giggle and snicker about it. And at the end of every day, I come back to watch this video, because it's really goofy.
;)
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Marine: The Venezuelan army has surrounded us, those poor bastards
“Let them come.”
I already see an marine army moment that involves the movie 300. "This is where we hold them! This is where we fight! This is where they die!!!
FOR NARNIA!
What makes the green grass grow!!!!!
Surprised nobody remembered this gem. “You mean, we can shoot in ALL directions?”
As a venezuelan I can only say one thing to the US... could you PLEASE send at least one small SEAL team? I can assure you that's all you need to put an end to this lame joke of an army and government😭
Juan was arrested by secret police 5 minutes later
Juan. Can't you flee from the country? Or...
If we don't step in there's an American PMC called blackwater that's offered to come in and clear out the corrupt government they just need to be paid
I feel you man... Slovenia is more pathetic
Why don't we just loan you the tools, so you can do it yourselves? 😁😁😁
Let's be honest, if you really wanna scare a Marine, get their Drill Instructors.
Haha can't scare me if I'm a civilian now
Drill Instructors scare recruits, not marines. Let's be honest, you don't know shit.
@@bravelilspidey Maybe, but I know a fuck ton more what does and what doesn't scare Marines more than those girl scouts in Venezuela do.
@@StarwarsHalofreak Ok. Do explain, how do drill instructors scare marines? I'm open to your insight and wealth of knowledge.
bravelilspidey It was clearly meant as a joke big boy, taker easy and stop bein all inspector gadget on his ass.
I once talked to a marine who was my counselor. When I showed him this video he said. "Now I know how crappy they are."
They put the special in special forces
Turnip Man they ARE wearing helmets though
Turnip Man They don’t have jeeps just short buses. But at least they’re painted in black face.
That’s uncle Maduro for ya
Turnip Man u
Why is no one talking about the fact United States supports 73% of the world's dictators
S.A.S. bloke nudges US Navy Seal and says "Shall we get blind drunk to make it a fair fight..."
My response: gut busting laugher.
😂 nah mate that’s too hard on the Venezuelans
Maybe if we poked out their eyes with hot pokers.
Then it would be fair
We’re they talking about Venezuela?
*Grabs chilled whisky bullets*
I’ve got no objection to that.
Listen AC, as a soldier I must say I am scared by this video.
Scared that command is gonna see it and make us star in a response video
I'd be honored to absolutely roast the shit out of this pathetic military on camera
Not gonna lie he had us in the first half
First I thought "you are NEVER goanna get that close" was hilarious, and it is... then he hit us with the wink... looooool
"What's the spirit of the bayonet? To kill. Two types of bayonet fighters: the quick and the dead. " Fort Ord, 1964, will never forget, lol.
Whoo. Motivated
Key word:1964
@@therealbubble4696 They still train bayonet. If you think there could never be a reason for the bayonet, you don't know war .
@@heatherphillips5983 First, I (and the U.S Marine Corp, amongst others) fully agree with you. Second, the U.S Army apparently doesn't. Last I heard they where going to cease bayonet training.
@@heatherphillips5983 yea, no matter how advanced warfare will get, it will still revolve around taking and defending positions to some extent.
And to take those positions sometimes you might need hand to hand combat.
The one and Only way to scare marines:
Show them a gun with the safety on.
There are plenty of things that scare a Marine.
MEPS.
Drill instructors.
Being seen walking on the grass.
Military wives.
Jody.
Begging for leave.
Math.
The silver bullet.
The silver bullet again.
The weird guy who runs slow because he likes the silver bullet.
Transferring to the glock side-arm.
The green wenie.
Sitting next to the engine in a HMMWV on a hot summer day.
And those weird-@$$ Marines who scored 95 on the ASVAB, buy asked their Staff-Sargent to assign them 0311 because they wanted to get shot at, and kill people .XD
@@Ranstone that last one hits close to home
Was the crayon box empty?
A1pha Ch3rnovak 😂😂same
Tell them that the crayon factory burned down.
Mexican cartels could take out the Venezuelan army in an afternoon
A lot of them are ex-military or para-military groups. Los Zetas would be an example.
@@channelname7462 your not wrong Tyrone could impale all 3 of them on his sks in one movement
Mexican cartels are the same level in weapons as the mexican army
Spend one minute shooting, the rest having lunch.
@@jonathanvaladez1188 Except some members are just civilians.
As a Marine, I can honestly say that this is hilarious
I think the marines would have been more scared of the video quality the venezualens had
Filmed with the latest Betamax
“is this shit 480p? What the fuck!
@@OhHayFrands nah more like 120p
The Venezuelan military couldn’t scare the Air Force
Edit: Holy shit thanks for the likes. P.S I’m going through the process to become an airmen
They couldn't even scare the coast guard
Couldn't scare A Mall Cop😂😂
Entirely factual statement.
They couldn’t scare a grandmother
Couldn't scare Civilian Air Patrol
Venezuelan army: Air rifles
U.S. Citizens: AR rifles
armalite rifle rifles..... seems legit
Soooo Rifle Rifle? 😅🤦 Someone doesn't know
@@memesthemerciful1830 its an automatic, semi-automatic Assault Rifle Rifle, get your alternative Facts Right ;)
jk, you are absolutely correct.
@@oddctioum fully semi automatic tactical assault machine gun that fires 800 clips per seconds and holds 1000 bullets
@@memesthemerciful1830 ye, you basically hold the Auto-Trigger and and it fires a whole 1000 Bullet Clip, ye, you know what you are talking about. cheers ;)
"No way, Jose! 😉"
That broke me.
Came here 2 years later to say the exact same thing! :)
@@TheSpartacusS ditto
I was told that whatever scares a Marine usually ends up shot.
@VeryTalented Channel Name you sure about that? Let me tell you a little something about 'nam
*Fortunate Son plays*
I still think we can’t be shook
Florida Cooking you’re talking a lot of shit for someone who hasn’t heard the trees speak Vietnamese
@@camerongough1058 "They're in the trees!"
I'm convinced this is viral marketing for Tropic Thunder 2, I mean it even has RDJ in blackface again!
Lmfaoooo
The vato playin a vato disguised as anotha vato.
Lmfao
It has to be
Its just 3 dudes playing a dude playing 3 other dudes!!!
Venezuela: "We are coming for you!"
Army: **Silently laughs**
Marines: **Tries not to snicker**
Coast Guards: **Laughs in the inside**
Navy: **Laughs hundreds of miles away from home**
Air Force: **Laughs** "Don't worry guys! We got this!"
*Distant explosions*
Nighthawk: **Laughs in Apache**
Philippines:whT da fuc is happening in veswela? *b o o m*
Airforce is gonna go BRRRRRRT
If you know what I mean then tell me
No Name brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrt
"Drag your face on the ground baby girl"......
Epic, look forward to checking out your other vids, thanks for all the info and the humor.
Subscribed
-Billy from Maine
The only Venezuelan soldiers that haven’t deserted😂
They don’t want their skulls cracked by a jdam
*yet
Dunno how they would fight without food
@@lucasjohnson2939 they ran out of all animals they ate everything and that was two years ago.
@Einar figueras Who told you that the Jews MSM.
Maduro is not a Jew Puppet and ass kisser .
Venezuela does not have a central bank controlled by the Jews.
The man that Trump supports is a Freemason and jew Puppet and ass kisser.
I just had a flash back. It was horrible. Unpainted rocks everywhere and i had a paint brush and a gallon of paint
I remember soldiers cutting the grass with safety scissors.
Oh jesus, dont bring up detail for e4 and below
"I'm gonna flag the dude in front of me with a friggin bazooka!"
they were facing mortars at like 180 degres wtf?
"Venezuelan bazooka" - a piece of pipe and a bottle rocket. Lol
FrobiWan lol
I was in the Navy and traded a few punches with some Marines in GITMO and I can tell you for a fact they don't scare that easily.
This looks less like a military unit and more like some student film trying to recreate Full Metal Jacket; except everyone is playing Private Gomer Pyle.
I cannot believe this video is real
WHAT SIDE WAS THAT, PRIVATE PYLE?
Accurate
*Which* Gomer Pyle
domosRAGE
You made me go check.
It's "what"
How Venezuela will win.
They will make our military laugh themselves to death by doing this in battle.
The most amazing part of this video is how courageous the cameraman was while filming in the line of fire. What a hero...😆
Camera man Rico is indestructible don’t worry
Legend has it the cameraman is still making "Machine Gun sounds" with his mouth!
I couldn't do it, what a hero
He wasnt worried about where they were aiming he was worried about ricochets
@@charlessmith8679 hello there, General.
You got tears out of me with “no way, Jose.” And the cheeky wink. I bought my basement jesus shirt for the laugh.
With training like that, 1 US marine could probably make their whole army surrender
Something something something
"Don't send over more men general, its a trap, there are two of them"
If that's possible, imagine how they would react to a Delta Force/Navy Seal operative..
Yessir
Jack him with enough crayons he'll take out the buildings to
@@solitudeguard3196 Ah! I see you have met some Marines... Not the smartest, but they shoot straight.
Drill sergeant: "It's a low crawl. Drag your face along the ground babygirl"
Me: Golden
no reply...
Lolz
I think the multiple muzzle sweeps on the camera man really sold it during the fake rifle fire section.
Naw he just got a good vest on
Jaybee I was thinking that the whole time.
@@aaronabney8924 Clearly it must be another Venezuelan military invention that can stop any and all imagin- 'cough cough' sorry, bullets fired from a gun.
I can see you REALLY enjoyed making this video.
Any US Marine casualties will only be due to laughter.
Larynx injuries, strained abs and pulled cheek muscles lol.
Or guys going "hold my beer, I got this."
@@redwatch1100 former marine here, I can confirm my cheeks are indeed incredibly painful atm
@@MoistOwlettes Did he drop the beer tripping and causing himself to get majorly cut
@@charlessmith8679 My guess is he tried to take them all on blindfolded and blackout drunk.
Can't afford bullets? USE YOUR IMAGINATION!
@Astralbody13 ¡¡For the Maduromperor!!
It worked for us during the Obama era.
Even the Coast Guard will be like "Heh heh. It's okay guys, we got this."
it’s funny because it’s true
Coast Guard rolling up in a fishing boat with 12 guys equipped with Rifles.
Even the air force could get these guys
@Junior Mudd No doubt, even with Swiss Army Knives.
nah the coast guard will be like wtf how weak do you think i am
Uncle Sam here seems to forget that the good ole US Army used to train and wargame with wooden machine guns, rifles, and dust bags for anti tank grenades.
... but the tanks were real. They weren't made of cardboard. But the did get a bit dusty
In the 1940s lol
@@maliciousmelon629... and?
@@redram5150 they are training with wooden guns in 2021
@@redram5150
Yeah, we've moved on a little bit from toy guns and dirt clods. These guys haven't really.
Looks like they are still using VHS tapes to record this stuff
Digital is for us capitalist pigs, just like a stable food supply and freedom 😂
So true
Or are they Beta Max tapes?
Betamax tape...they use betamax tape
😂😂😂
That's all they could afford... Communism and all
They put the "special" in special forces ;)
Hahahaha good one 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I like this comment more than the rest. 'tis good
And their APCs are the short buses. If you know what I mean.
Special (needs) Forces
Are these four guys the whole Venezuelan army?
Juan, Hose, Manuel, and Pedro
@@ITriedLmao Juan, Alejandro, Pedro, and Pablo.
Come on man be serious they have at least 12
There’s more of them, but these are the only ones who found enough food in the dumpsters to eat. They could still use a couple more sandwiches though.
No just their special forces.
How didn't I find this before? Lmao. I live in Venezuela, I had to watch this in Local TV, and this commentary finally makes it watchable.
Venezuelan military: "Here's our army. be afraid!"
US marines: *sends the movie jarhead*
You mean full metal jacket 😂
@@therealtrainor is there a difference?
@@therealtrainor you got a warface ?
@@transfo9985 ya
Default Dan Show me your warface.
Venezuelan Military: noooo you can't just completely come in and annihilate our military after we worked so hard to intimidate you!
US Military: haha warthog go BRRRRRRRRRT
this is actually real
If you hear it you were not the target
My exact thoughts
Imagine you're some basic foot-soldier in a third world military. You hear the faint sound of a Jet aircraft in the distance. You think nothing of it at first but...it gradually gets louder and louder. You're starting to get a bit nervous... suddenly you just don't exist anymore and everything is black. All that's left of the person you once were is nothing but a cloud of smoke/debris and trace amounts of blood and gore. Your body was completely destroyed in the blast, and your comrades will have nothing to bury and nothing to remember you by, except for that blood-chilling sound: "BRRRRRRT"
At least if you're the first target your body doesnt get found with shit in its pants.
I bet our mall cops could beat them
Erm........no.......don't be decieved.........they may not have billions of dollars to play with, but they are very professional.
Rat Bat Nuff Time nah. Mall cops got this. I was a security guard for a year, and most of the boys I worked with were ex military. One of them was a retired green beret, CIA contractor, and DOD agent. Guy was 83. Shot a tighter group at 25 yards with his kimber 3” than anyone I’ve ever seen. My supervisor once punched a man so hard that his jaw split in half (guy pulled a knife on him). One thing I learned in that job: never underestimate anyone, unless you know exactly what they can do. And if these boys in the video are the best Venezuela has, then it should be pretty fun to see this play out.
Lol how much the hour
@@ratbatnufftime2861 yeah, look at that guys form and the drill instructor not even correcting him.
Very professional.
The Venezuelans just start running at the sight of people riding onto the battlefield in those little scooter things
Man damn near every video I can't even pay attention I'm just cracking up the whole time. How in the holy fuck don't you have over a million subscribers.