Italians are passionate plus I guess Columbus was sick of people harshly criticizing everything he did and blaming him for all the misfortune that happened to the native peoples of the New World after he died. Sure, he was far from saintly and was an arrogant jerk who was a crappy colonial governor but his actions DID lead to a new era in Human history. Besides, lots of people in Columbus's time both whites and non-whites had beliefs that we'd regard as hateful and disgusting, he was simply a product of his time period and better suited to being an explorer then a governor.
@@girlgarde a "bad governer" you say . When he arrived there were 200,000 people on an island , after he left for good there were 200. He enslaved natives as miners and cut of their arm if they did not make a thimble full of gold each, he sold young girls and the women as sex slaves for profit and when some natives protested he massacred a village , pitching babies against stone walls killiing pregnant women , and having competitions on who could skewer men in a single thrust. Genocidal maniac. Period
@@ruairiodonohoe2533 Yes, he was a crappy and a very harsh governor as you and history have pointed out. I was never trying to waive away his crimes, I was only saying that his accidental discovery of the Americas changed the course of Human history forever for better or for worse. Sadly, the natives he butchered in his quest for gold and who died of diseases brought by him and his crews ended up getting killed in the collision of cultures which is tragic.
One of the most underrated battles. Got a lot going for it. Sick disses. Lloyd rapping the way William Shatner portrayed Kirk on the original series. And the word “Klingon” is written in Klingon language in the subtitles
Kirk's flow must've been tough to record. As an artist I don't know how you could do such a stuttered flow and still keep in time somehow. Props Lloyd for rapping it and all those who wrote it
I'd say at least a good like 3 weeks. One week of just memorizing the whole thing and starting to try to get it down, then at least a week to get it to flow right, THEN another week of recording it without any cuts. Possibly longer. Especially since this was a while back when they weren't that good at this stuff yet. Plus the expressions? Like I could get the lyrics and rythem down in about 3 days or so. But the movements and expressions? That's like another at least two weeks. (But this is coming from someone that has no formal training, just an odd natural nack for all of it because of my family)
He said "Arrivederci, I'mma leave before this battle begins" and I bullshit you not my screen went black and I thought it was part of the video. Turns out my phone died 😂😂😂
So what? It sounds like shit. Everybody knows that's what he sounded like it's one of the most popular things to impersonate. I don't understand why every single person since 2011 has to be like "WELL ACTUALLY HE SOUNDED LIKE THAT" No shit. You're not a special snowflake for noticing that. Do you know why Columbus is speaking English and not Italian? Because how the rap sounds is more important than fucking authenticity lmfao.
@@Sin22 Columbus has an Italian accent, Kirk has the weird way of speaking. He raps in English because the channel is in English. Rapping in another language doesnt "make the rap sound bad". They've done verses in another language on other battles when appropriate, they chose not to in this one because it wouldn't add much to it in general. The way a character in a movie acts is important however, and that was added because it seemed more appropriate to them.
The way that Lloyd uses Shatner's acting to create one of the most unique flows in the series is definitely what makes this one of my favorite battles.
@@arseface2k934 Same. My family hates me cuz I used to love repeating the whole battle on loop. Also, I remembered that many people were discontent with Kirk's style.
@@frowny_brow tbh I could see putting it on loop getting annoying, good thing there's headphones. people who have an issue with kirks rapping don't know who kirk is lol
"We'll see how Isabella likes my captain's log" That and the classic two-fisted Kirkian punch had me shrieking with laughter. This is HYSTERICAL and Epic Lloyd does one of the very finest Shatners EVER.
As funny as that line is it is kind of irrelevant since Isabella is not Columbus wife. However in historical context Isabella would have the Spanish Inquisition torture Kirk before burning him alive, clearly his speech impediment is the sign of demonic possession. She created the Spanish Inquisition afterall.
I was getting divorced and figuring out how to protect three little boys for the drama when this came out. So funny and such a memory anchor for that time. Fast forward to 2023 with two successful adult sons and a beautiful teenage boy and I cry when I see how far we have come from back when this came out. This was the only thing that made me happy back in a difficult time.
daedra40 I never watch anything when it first comes out. Lol. This is one of my favorites, though. Love the two artists who play these and other characters...think they're among the best on ERBH.
'Arrivederci Imma leave before this battle begins'. - - - - *Christopher Columbus doesn't return* Who won? Who's next? U decide! Eeeeeeeeeeepic Rap Battles of History!
I can’t explain how much I am in love with this ERB. The writing for Columbus is so fucking top notch it’s unbelievable, coupled with Kirks hilarious flow makes for an amazing video.
"Arrivederci I'mma leave before this battle begins" "Now, take your genocidal ass off of my bridge" Ironically, the beginning and end lines have me torn between the two.
Christopher Columbus was a Genoan hired by the Castille to discover a route to India but instead ended up in the west indies. (So yea he would be speaking a Italian dialect)
The extent to which he was involved with the genocide is disputable but he was involved some way or another. He was also known for being a brutal tyrant, the reason he was removed as governor of the Indies by the Castilian Crown.
Conor Dowse While he was a tyrant when he was a governor, I still don't see how he is related to a genocide that came way later in parts of the countries he didn't actually visit
Elia Guilio I guess you aren't aware of the genocide of the natives of Hispaniola (The Taino Genocide)??? You know the genocide he was responsible for...... Cos thats what I am referring to. So yes he did commit genocide as governor of the indies.
I watched every episode of the original star trek and don't think they did a good job of emulating it, it was just too emphasised and unrealistic and it ruined the flow of the rap Battle, just my opinion. EDIT:coming back to it a year later I don't think it's nearly as bad and its grown on me, in fact I actually think kirk wins now
By far the best one of these y'all ever made. It just works, not just as comedy but as music; goddamn I could listen to Lloyd as Kirk gliding on that beat all day.
I get it, too. When someone speaks to you with the inflections Captain Kirk did, it's perfectly natural to respond with utter confusion as conveyed by his face.
Captain kirk gives the silly, loveable and hilarious lines when Christopher columbus is epic, triumphant and powerful this makes it, in my opinion the most underrated erb
***** yeah. he did a damn good Shatner impersonation. I also loved that little nod Spock gave when Kirk said "see how Isabella likes my Captain's Log."
The Captain Kirk impression was perfect, it was a good tribute to how Shatner acts in that series (it was a little bit exaggerated but so is every other great impression). Also, the way he spoke in this video gave him a more unique and interesting flow. He could word his insults better than normal. I remember this video got heavily disliked when it first came out but now people have warmed up to it.
That line at 1:27 is great: "I am the fabric of history, you are a fictional stain. I'll stick a flag up your ass and claim you for Spain." Shit had me rolling.
This is one of the best ERB videos. Captain Kirk is hilarious. His bad flow, all chopped up, but still with flow. "I'll be chilling in my spaceship. Have fun canoeing". The music is fantastic!
I just watched this again after not having watched it for a couple of years. This has to be one of Epiclloyd’s best performances in ERB. The exaggerated mannerisms are awesome. And when he kisses then punches the shit out of that alien in the end will never stop being hilarious 🤣🤣🤣
Make three rap battles with Hitler, no one says anything Make a rap battle with Ghengis Khan, no one says anything Make a rap battle with Joseph Stalin, no one says anything Make a rap battle with Christopher Columbus, "OMG WORST PERSON IN HISTORY EVER! LET'S ALL TALK ABOUT THE MILLIONS OF PEOPLE HE'S RESPONSIBLE FOR KILLING EVEN THOUGH THIS IS A COMEDY SKIT WITH NO CONNECTION TO THE ACTUAL CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS!"
100thominhaz1 That doesn't matter, it's out now. Now people have the chance to go and put down their violent opinion of what they would do to Columbus' mom if they had the chance.
That would make perfect sense...if this was a video talking about Columbus being seen as a hero today. But it's not, it's a comedy video, and I just find it incredibly stupid that people start preaching from their high horse on this video while ignoring the others. Then again the internet is full of idiots so I shouldn't be surprised
"Why don't you boldly go to someplace like India, or any destination you actually set sail for", YOU SPAGHETTI EATING FUCK, how's your spice rack doing, I'll be chilling my spaceship, have fun canoeing." Winner, Kirk.
Yeah he was racist and abusive, but i'm not so sure he wanted to entirely destroy these caribbeans native culture (at least he didn't had that in mind) as his objectives were to trade. Cortes in the other hand, comes with conquer objectives, a prepared army, etc,etc.
His flow is terrible tho. And don't dare to say "uHm He AcTuAlLy SoUnDeD lIkE tHaT" yeah no fucking shit sherlock, that still doesn't change that he sounds terrible. Normally I prefer the lines over the flow, but his was so terrible I didn't even enjoy listening to him.
masterkahn1 This is true because the native Americans did not have the antibodies to fight European diseases but it is still true that Columbus started the genocide of Native Americans
I love this one because Columbus puts sooo much energy into it. Like he has a personal vendetta against Kirk or something
Splurgabonn Nephlhogg Italians are a passionate people
Like a... wrath, you might say?
Italians are passionate plus I guess Columbus was sick of people harshly criticizing everything he did and blaming him for all the misfortune that happened to the native peoples of the New World after he died. Sure, he was far from saintly and was an arrogant jerk who was a crappy colonial governor but his actions DID lead to a new era in Human history.
Besides, lots of people in Columbus's time both whites and non-whites had beliefs that we'd regard as hateful and disgusting, he was simply a product of his time period and better suited to being an explorer then a governor.
@@girlgarde a "bad governer" you say . When he arrived there were 200,000 people on an island , after he left for good there were 200. He enslaved natives as miners and cut of their arm if they did not make a thimble full of gold each, he sold young girls and the women as sex slaves for profit and when some natives protested he massacred a village , pitching babies against stone walls killiing pregnant women , and having competitions on who could skewer men in a single thrust.
Genocidal maniac. Period
@@ruairiodonohoe2533 Yes, he was a crappy and a very harsh governor as you and history have pointed out. I was never trying to waive away his crimes, I was only saying that his accidental discovery of the Americas changed the course of Human history forever for better or for worse.
Sadly, the natives he butchered in his quest for gold and who died of diseases brought by him and his crews ended up getting killed in the collision of cultures which is tragic.
One of the most underrated battles.
Got a lot going for it.
Sick disses.
Lloyd rapping the way William Shatner portrayed Kirk on the original series.
And the word “Klingon” is written in Klingon language in the subtitles
But kirk's flow was so terrible that many people probably don't want to hear it.
@@haraldhey9210 you fool it's like he was on star trek.
@@haraldhey9210 After a few watches it's actually pretty catchy and good
Also the beat is pretty fire
I hate this batlle I'm maybe the only one who doesn't like it
"You know, rapping against you is not even a-fun."
I love how genuine that was.
Columbus won
"It's like someone putting their brains on stun."
Ah yes, the infamous Shatnerian Pause.
"There's.......someoneonthewing. Some......Thing......
@@kiradripkage Genocidal ass.
@@IsaaacWithThreeA he won twice
@@kiradripkage Genocidal ass.
Kirk's flow must've been tough to record. As an artist I don't know how you could do such a stuttered flow and still keep in time somehow. Props Lloyd for rapping it and all those who wrote it
Have to agree. Back in the day I didn't appreciate how fucking good this was done.
I'd say at least a good like 3 weeks. One week of just memorizing the whole thing and starting to try to get it down, then at least a week to get it to flow right, THEN another week of recording it without any cuts. Possibly longer. Especially since this was a while back when they weren't that good at this stuff yet. Plus the expressions? Like I could get the lyrics and rythem down in about 3 days or so. But the movements and expressions? That's like another at least two weeks. (But this is coming from someone that has no formal training, just an odd natural nack for all of it because of my family)
Lloyd is a God
Bro as a musician and percussionist I don’t understand how he was able to stilt his flow that well lol
he nailed shat nerd's sub-par acting.
Why did Columbus come back at the start?
He was looking for the exit and got lost.
Bro if you made this comment 6 years ago no doubt it would be top
Good reference
@Andrew Ryan 157 along with mine.
@@kosmasraptis8374 now at 424
He was looking for the exit and ended up in the Caribbean
I know this is old, but Epic Lloyd always loses himself into his characters and is damned good as Kirk.
@@andresfalconi1 He didn't portray Jack the Ripper tho.
Andrés Falconi Dan Bull did Jack the Rapper (also did Churchill)
@@andresfalconi1 that is dan bull,
I love both of them but Lloyd played some great parts in the old ones and he owned them.
Yeap, but Columbus definitely won :)
Kirk makes a different face each syllable, and each one is gold.
I wanted to press like but I reconsidered upon seeing you're at 666 already.
1k likes and just a lot of comments?
Yes
Just like Shatner.
I recently went through the entirety of star trek (yes ALL of it) but it's how kirk actually talks😭
He said "Arrivederci, I'mma leave before this battle begins" and I bullshit you not my screen went black and I thought it was part of the video. Turns out my phone died 😂😂😂
LOL
Talk about bad timing
lol
Absolute perfect timing😂
the bald kirk is funnier
even 10yrs later “YOU. SPAGHETTI. EATING. FUCK” still has me rolling. everytime.
Yeah, that’s always a guaranteed laugh for me, too! Lol😂
I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST ME
Me too, so frickin funny
Nearly spit out my coffee!
Truth!
I see so many people complaining about kirks rap style but it’s exactly like William Shatners acting style
What's more, it had to be hard to rap like that on purpose.
I think he nailed it. It is unique and I actually enjoy that type of flow. I dont understand the hate .
So what? It sounds like shit. Everybody knows that's what he sounded like it's one of the most popular things to impersonate.
I don't understand why every single person since 2011 has to be like "WELL ACTUALLY HE SOUNDED LIKE THAT"
No shit. You're not a special snowflake for noticing that.
Do you know why Columbus is speaking English and not Italian? Because how the rap sounds is more important than fucking authenticity lmfao.
True it wasn’t too bad but I still thought Columbus won
@@Sin22
Columbus has an Italian accent, Kirk has the weird way of speaking.
He raps in English because the channel is in English. Rapping in another language doesnt "make the rap sound bad". They've done verses in another language on other battles when appropriate, they chose not to in this one because it wouldn't add much to it in general. The way a character in a movie acts is important however, and that was added because it seemed more appropriate to them.
Can we just talk about how PERFECT the instrumental is
It’s the first ERB that I actually had to find the instrumental only version
I love em all but this one really matches perfectly with a penultimate battle.
It is rlly strong at the beginning but at the end it’s kinda weak
SPAAAAAAACE~
Okay it's Canon D with a beat what's so special
Pause at literally any point in Captain Kirk's verse and you've got yourself a new reaction image
I agree
Columbus' disgusted face when he heard Kirk rapping
Tabby what about it?
I loved that
Same as mine.
Oh you mean 1:01, yeah that's hilarious.
That was hilarious xD
The way that Lloyd uses Shatner's acting to create one of the most unique flows in the series is definitely what makes this one of my favorite battles.
Best Flows: Columbus
Best Disses: Kirk
Best Neck Pinch: Spock
Best Wrath: Khan
Overall winner: captains log.
the best flow award isn't a question at all.
Hotel: Trivago
Wrath of Khan is the best Star Trek movie, come at me.
Winner : pompey
When Lloyd smiled and nodded through the telescope I died laughing. Looks like he had so much fun as Captain Kirk.
"You spaghetti eating fuck."
- Captain Kirk
same
+FireEmblemSevera you quoted it wrong. "You__spaghetti__eating_fuck" - Captian James Tiberius Kirk
+gen1hawk LOL yeah you're right that's actually better.
+FireEmblemSevera that is so deep
Žigmund Spidić Right? You can see all the metaphorical meaning behind it.
we’ll see how Isabella likes my
c a p t a i n ‘ s l o g
Dafuq is isabella?
@@productivestruggle9489
My best guess is Spain's queen, who Columbus had to get permission from for his expedition.
@@f.i.r.e.5119 ohhhhh
@@f.i.r.e.5119 most likely yeah
@Jared Jams I believe Isabella I of Spain was the queen of Spain and with Ferdinand, gave Columbus the sponsorship for his 1492 Voyage
"You spaghetti eating fuck" is my new favorite insult.
Esp. since Peter played Columbus as an Italian, rather than a Spaniard :)
Hopfolk Columbus was Italian, he got a contract to explore in the name of Spain.
How's your spice rack doing?
Spice... the final frontier.
Jaimie Nirza Do you know anyone who 'doesn't' eat Spaghetti ?
If any rap from season 1 needs a sequel, or an extended remake, it's this one. One of the best they've ever made and one of the most painfully short.
easily my favourite, the captain kirk flow is something else, I wish lloyd could do a whole album like that.
I agree. There is so much shit on Columbus that Kirk could have used to diss him
I think the start if this one was there zenit and they can never beat "arrevidaci imma leave before this battle begins"
They'll be like
Dammit
It's
Jim
I've been in love with that line for nearly 10 years now. Sometimes it just pops in my mind and it's always welcome to do so.
@@arseface2k934 Same. My family hates me cuz I used to love repeating the whole battle on loop. Also, I remembered that many people were discontent with Kirk's style.
@@frowny_brow tbh I could see putting it on loop getting annoying, good thing there's headphones. people who have an issue with kirks rapping don't know who kirk is lol
@@arseface2k934 Agreed 👌
Kirk's body language as he says "so I can beat this man" always cracks me up.
Main Man "...like it’s my job." 😂
1:33
"Representing river side iowa" i got a stroke
We'll see how Isabella loves my.... Captain's log
The background music is like godlike, it gives me the feels
Same
same
Agree
hell yeah
I know right
"We'll see how Isabella likes my captain's log"
That and the classic two-fisted Kirkian punch had me shrieking with laughter. This is HYSTERICAL and Epic Lloyd does one of the very finest Shatners EVER.
I love how he’s mooching the alien chick at 1:50 then punches her lights out. So in character ROFL
1:49 MY BRIDGE 😊
As funny as that line is it is kind of irrelevant since Isabella is not Columbus wife. However in historical context Isabella would have the Spanish Inquisition torture Kirk before burning him alive, clearly his speech impediment is the sign of demonic possession. She created the Spanish Inquisition afterall.
Did he punch a bunch of alien girls in the show? I don't get what the reference is.@@Tempusverum
Kirk wins because of how hilarious his lines and timings were
"You!... Spaghetti-eating ...fuck!"
No he didn't win his roasts were dry up until the end but Columbuses burns were awesome the whole time
His disses were weak though.. not counting his last lines
The Doctor But For It To Be Fair You Have To Include The Last Ones
I'm italian and i eat spaghetta,pasta and PIZZA.("arrivederci"=goodbay)
hey
"You spaghetti eating fuck, how's your spice rack doing? I'll be chilling in my spaceship, have fun canoeing."
Favorite
He had me at "how's your spice rack doing?" fucking DEAD.
Vyntage the whole verse SLAYED me.
Literally D.E.D
yp
Since everyone complains about Kirk's rap style how about drive them nuts. William Shatner vs Christopher Walken
Uh... YES!
Ooh, interesting - people with the different kind of talk atyle
Throw in Tommy Wiseau.
Epsilon Karamazov I didn't hit her, it's bullshit I DID NAHT! Ohimark
Through in Jeff Goldblum as well.
I was getting divorced and figuring out how to protect three little boys for the drama when this came out. So funny and such a memory anchor for that time. Fast forward to 2023 with two successful adult sons and a beautiful teenage boy and I cry when I see how far we have come from back when this came out. This was the only thing that made me happy back in a difficult time.
proud for ya' marc
This comment is mind-blowingly ridiculous. In fact, it is almost parodic.
Holy shit - I remember when I watched this as it came out
daedra40 I never watch anything when it first comes out. Lol. This is one of my favorites, though. Love the two artists who play these and other characters...think they're among the best on ERBH.
Same, this and the Vader vs Hitler raps
I remember watching this when it first came out as well.
Really?!
First time I watched this, it stopped loading right after Colombus said "I'm-a leave before this battle begins." and i just. thought it was over.
Ten years on TH-cam and I've never come across you guys ... I am disappoint.
because their channel didnt start in 2005
+Kaleb Sayong I'm talking TH-cam suggestions here ... usually it seems to be quite adept at suggesting good shit.
+Dannie Jensen Welcome to the club! We're not the nicest group, but we do love us some ERB!
You have found the light now
You were on youtube since 2006, so you werent on youtube for 10 years, liar
"you spaghetti eating fuck" has to be the best sentence ever created.
No, that honor goes to Roddy Piper entering a bank with guns.
No, that honor already belongs to the line Nada gave after he entered the bank with the guns....
😎
Somebody toucha my spaggett!
most underrated erb
This beat goes so hard.
I have bass boosted version of this if you wanna check it out
you have bass boosted version of this and you have a patriots logo... just wondering, are you literally the best person ever?
Machetes AreFun
lol i guess so? i love machetes btw
I'd like it, damn it's good
+sam ham Enough about when the Pampers pull-ups commercial comes on, creep...
"Im gonna leave before this battle even begins" (casually walks back and continues)
As I read this it happened
@@LadyAda__ to me that just told me he lost cause he needed a minute
Bogeii I love how he flourishes his cape. It makes it so much more authentic.
When you're just so disgusted you need to go back and express yourself even harsher.
Stealing this from someone else's comment, but he came back because he got lost and couldn't find the exit.
"Mr. Spock, beam me back to 1492 so I can BEAT this man"
The emphasis on beat has me dying 😂
youre right, thats actually hilarious
Spock leaning in the transponder and then looking at the screen... Freaking hilarious
Like it's my job.
Everyone thinks Columbus saying "it's not even fun" makes him win. Clearly, they don't know Kirk.
Kirk wins
Kirk's lines are all great imo
1:46 I love how every word sounds like it was done in a different take.
That part made me laugh :P
'Arrivederci
Imma leave before this battle begins'.
-
-
-
-
*Christopher Columbus doesn't return*
Who won? Who's next?
U decide!
Eeeeeeeeeeepic Rap Battles of History!
I would watch this video edited that way I.e 5 seconds long over and over.
Columbus would still win
Columbus, because he talked.
@@lewisprice8616 After he leaves hit 8 :)
😂
"you, spaghetti, eating fu****" LMAO I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING. The way he said it kills me.
Hippocrates vs Dr. House
oh shit Key Issues
Please yes
doctor dre vs doctor doom
Yes. Also someone vs Dr.Manhattan
Haldan And Pako They already did that with Thanos
0:25 One of the best opening lines of any ERB
Let me just step right in I got things to invent
@@Pastàár I'm an innovator baby, change the world
With bars weighing on you more than your haunting guilty conscious
besides"psst, what about a flute busting prussian"
@@CosmicOwO Fortune 500 fire you kissed the girl
I forgot how good the early ERBs were. Not that the new ones are bad but I miss the simplicity of the older ones.
I don't know why but I just love listening to the way Kirk speaks :p
And I don't know why everyone else hates it, cuz it so unik
It's a Kendrick Lamar type flow
+The Shadow Force A lot of people hate it. I don't know why cause I really like it xD
Seriously!? Listening to Kirk was driving me insane. I hated listening to him. It reminded me of every one of Obama's speeches for some reason.
I know right
I can’t explain how much I am in love with this ERB. The writing for Columbus is so fucking top notch it’s unbelievable, coupled with Kirks hilarious flow makes for an amazing video.
I like how kirk is like "you discovered a new world that was already inhabited" while thats basically his job
I mean, at least he admits to it while Columbus is denying it? XD
@@LucyAdroit where did he denied it?
@@αυτοκράτοραςΙωά Not in the verse, I mean in actual history
Spaghetti eating fuck I was laughing so hard
Columbus won but kirk was realy funny, the way he said "You spaghetti eating fuck" made me laugh realy hard.
"Arrivederci
I'mma leave before this battle begins"
"Now, take your genocidal ass off of my bridge"
Ironically, the beginning and end lines have me torn between the two.
Christopher Columbus was a Genoan hired by the Castille to discover a route to India but instead ended up in the west indies. (So yea he would be speaking a Italian dialect)
Actually the last verse is inaccurate. Columbus had nothing to do with the genocide
The extent to which he was involved with the genocide is disputable but he was involved some way or another. He was also known for being a brutal tyrant, the reason he was removed as governor of the Indies by the Castilian Crown.
Conor Dowse While he was a tyrant when he was a governor, I still don't see how he is related to a genocide that came way later in parts of the countries he didn't actually visit
Elia Guilio I guess you aren't aware of the genocide of the natives of Hispaniola (The Taino Genocide)??? You know the genocide he was responsible for...... Cos thats what I am referring to. So yes he did commit genocide as governor of the indies.
"You spaghetti eating fuck"
The best insult ever recorded. It's flawless.
*lol* They even adapted Shatners way of... "singing"
Fun fact: no Red Shirt(c) died during this episode. Strange... ^^
Arthur Pendragon a red hat died though
Nobody:
Columbus: *aight imma head out*
Also Columbus: Aight imma head in
For we 3 know which captain’s gonna win
Anyone saying Kirk lost because he had bad flow has clearly never watched any original Star Trek
I have not watched them either, But I still think he won I just thought Kirk was always drunk..
Siddhant Sharma No, that's how Kirk talks normally. If you disregard that, then Kirk ties with Columbus.
I watched every episode of the original star trek and don't think they did a good job of emulating it, it was just too emphasised and unrealistic and it ruined the flow of the rap Battle, just my opinion. EDIT:coming back to it a year later I don't think it's nearly as bad and its grown on me, in fact I actually think kirk wins now
He rapped so weird
no, he lost cuz 1:26
By far the best one of these y'all ever made. It just works, not just as comedy but as music; goddamn I could listen to Lloyd as Kirk gliding on that beat all day.
This is the best Epic Lloyd has ever looked. Especially his charming smile at the end.
I KNOW RIGHT, that was so graceful and charismatic
He should cast for st discovery season 4? :D
“You spaghetti eating f*ck”, man that kills me everytime. Even ten years later
Meh I think Babe Ruth was better but this was good
Perhaps one of the most underrated battles.
Agreed
yes
IKR
agreed 100%
Spock vs. literally anyone
+Rayziar Sparziar I second this, Spock vs Data
Vs Han Solo
vs Steve Rogers xD
Spock vs Cortana
+Alpha Greene Cortana vs EDI
0:26
Me at Thanksgiving dinner as soon as politics is brought up.
“Cause we both know in the end, which of these is gonna win!”
"Arrivaderci, I'm going to leave before this battle begins"
100th like
Columbus wins because his face when he said "you know rapping against you its not even fun"
Noah Panoncillo ERB misspelled “against” during that line LMAO
That's because losing never is fun. Lol!
@@Swordsquire no he won
But captain kurk won that’s why he doesn’t want to rap battle against him he will 100% lose
I get it, too. When someone speaks to you with the inflections Captain Kirk did, it's perfectly natural to respond with utter confusion as conveyed by his face.
"rapping agaisnt you"
Fffffffffuuuuuu
Raping*
Ah wait....
Fuck
Wtf
LemonWedge123 mind fuck
+Julian Aumueller Its like somebody put ur brain on stun
When Columbus left after saying his first line ... He already won
He did
i dare to disagree :)
kirk won, lightyears ahead
It was a tie after Kirk's last line
Yes, yes he did.
Polo King For Life the same can be said for kirk...
"It's Kobayashi for you." Is still one of the rawest lines 10 years later
"You spagetti eating fuck"
I'm done, this'll become my ringtone
"You spaghetti eating fuck" is still my favorite ERB line to date.
you so right
Kirk won.
But I keep coming back because of how cool Columbus' accent and flow is.
This is criminally underrated and underviewed. All of Kirk's verses are funny if you're a fan of Star Trek.
Captain kirk gives the silly, loveable and hilarious lines when Christopher columbus is epic, triumphant and powerful this makes it, in my opinion the most underrated erb
"I'll be chilling in my space ship have fun canoeing" Kirk's flow was strong
Great, they did the Shatner acting. Amazing rap battle
Only Kirk could do a spoken word version of a rap.
futurama :D
*****
yeah. he did a damn good Shatner impersonation. I also loved that little nod Spock gave when Kirk said "see how Isabella likes my Captain's Log."
HE FOUND A WAY
I always come back to this one, gotta be top 5 beats of all ERB
The use of the Shatner comma makes this battle all the better.
“Bones. There’s......someone on the wing - some..........thing......”
They need to do Shatner vs Walken!!!!
8 years,still a masterpiece
@April Lambert Umm,You Are A Loser
1:30
When the Spanish kid gets in an arguement with the Native American kid
¡VIVA!
True-
My friend Jesus says that whenever we get into a fight
Way to racism "Dr"
Spectator of TH-cam bale
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This has to be my favourite ERB beat. The Beethoven/Beiber, Mario Bros/Wright Bros and Jack the Ripper/Hannibal Lecter are barely behind imo.
Gotta add Mozart vs Skrillex to that
Roosevelt vs Churchill has an awesome beat too
How bout the artists vs TMNT beat that one is fire
THIS his one and Stephen King vs Edgar Allan Poe are two of my favorites.
Since I made this comment, all the beats mentioned in these replies are amazing ones too. ERB beats are just lit
yOU caLL yOURseLf An ExploRER bUt I'm JUsT nOt haVing iT, yOU DiSCoverEd a NeW WoRld thAT wAs ALreadY inHAbitED
lul
PERFECT
Agreed
Yeah, funny, though in fact all the worlds they discover on Star Trek are already inhabited too
Will Mosse some aren’t inhabited
@@greenredbluezombie7793 Thank you, my fellow Trekkie
0:27 - Well, that didn't last long.
0:32 - Oh, never mind then. Back to business.
Anyone re-watching for the new season?
ya
+MEINCWAFT IS BEST GAEM XDDD What is your pic?!?!? XD
+MEINCWAFT IS BEST GAEM XDDD send me the link
Me!
Me As Well
The Captain Kirk impression was perfect, it was a good tribute to how Shatner acts in that series (it was a little bit exaggerated but so is every other great impression). Also, the way he spoke in this video gave him a more unique and interesting flow. He could word his insults better than normal.
I remember this video got heavily disliked when it first came out but now people have warmed up to it.
I actually think Kirks flow is so awkward that it becomes perfect
That's actually how Shatner spoke in the original series.
Chayse Waldroff I know
0:27 wut "Arrivederci Imma leave before this battle begins"
Derpie742 "Cause we both know in the end which of these captains gonna win" Makes sense, right?
Derpie742 Arrivederci means goodbye in italian
CathedralKey9 I know
Derpie742 then why ask
Italy represent
That line at 1:27 is great: "I am the fabric of history, you are a fictional stain. I'll stick a flag up your ass and claim you for Spain." Shit had me rolling.
"I am the fabric of history, you are a fictional stain" remains one of my favorite disses of all time 10 years later
This is one of the best ERB videos.
Captain Kirk is hilarious. His bad flow, all chopped up, but still with flow.
"I'll be chilling in my spaceship. Have fun canoeing".
The music is fantastic!
And the "take your genocidal ass of my bridge" 😂
"I'll double fist punch you, you slave making bitch!" Made me laugh my ass off!
@@romariodesrosier1450 spaghetti eating fuck
I agree, it’s comedy gold
Science Rox William Shatner acts and sings like this.
... Put my sword in Sulu... He may like that.... OH MYYYYYY
Your surname best represents your joke.
+Cryp Tic Haha lol
Wow XD
Captain Nemo Vs Captain Jack Sparrow
yeah they should totally do that!!!!
Nice idea!
Still waiting for it to happen one day
spocks reaction at 1:40 kills me ever time i watch this lmao
I dunno man but when Kirk said
"Get yo genocidal ass out of my bridge" that was so smooth and Gracefull I loved it
"Graceful"
Kirk wins simply because he managed to actually rap like that.
he wasn't even rapping...
Have you ever heard William Shatner trying to "sing"? That's what they were parodying here.
the spainsh is better
+Alejandro Reguera Diaz His lines were shit. Kirk ripped his dick off.
Yep.
Columbus's rhymes were solid and I honestly think he won but "you spaghetti eating fuck" is just pure gold.
I just watched this again after not having watched it for a couple of years. This has to be one of Epiclloyd’s best performances in ERB. The exaggerated mannerisms are awesome. And when he kisses then punches the shit out of that alien in the end will never stop being hilarious 🤣🤣🤣
Kirk had shitty flow but it was way too funny
Exactly, I think it was intentional but I'm laughing my ass off
"You spaghetti eating fuck!"
-Captain Kirk
Radioactive Gamer Yes it is. It is the way he spoke in the tv show
***** He had one or two perfomances of famous songs back in the day and it is literally how he "sings" there. They did a pretty good job copying that.
yeah
I played This Song in my History Class, I told The teacher That This Song Was Educational, And Has Christopher Columbus, Now I'm in detention.
Your teacher sucks
lol we watched it in History because our teacher saw it in the book and decided to watch. Thats why im here :D
Haha classic
#WorthIt
I'd have allowed it, laughed, and gotten y'all talking about what really happened.
No reason learning can't be fun and exciting.
I feel that this is one of the most underrated ERB’s ever. This is fire 🔥
😅 "Damnit, it's Jim!" 1:45
After getting invested into Star Trek over the past few years I love the references even more
For 5 years I've been coming back to this video for one line.
"YOU SPAGHETTI EATING FUCK."
Make three rap battles with Hitler, no one says anything
Make a rap battle with Ghengis Khan, no one says anything
Make a rap battle with Joseph Stalin, no one says anything
Make a rap battle with Christopher Columbus, "OMG WORST PERSON IN HISTORY EVER! LET'S ALL TALK ABOUT THE MILLIONS OF PEOPLE HE'S RESPONSIBLE FOR KILLING EVEN THOUGH THIS IS A COMEDY SKIT WITH NO CONNECTION TO THE ACTUAL CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS!"
This battle was like
Before they made a battle with Joseph Stalin.
100thominhaz1 That doesn't matter, it's out now. Now people have the chance to go and put down their violent opinion of what they would do to Columbus' mom if they had the chance.
i am for argentina and you are very clever (sorry for my english)
Best comment ever
That would make perfect sense...if this was a video talking about Columbus being seen as a hero today. But it's not, it's a comedy video, and I just find it incredibly stupid that people start preaching from their high horse on this video while ignoring the others.
Then again the internet is full of idiots so I shouldn't be surprised
“ I'll be chilling in my spaceship, have fun canoeing"
and
“ now take your genocidal ass off my bridge "
are the best ending lines ever
kirk wins
I thought Cortes was the genocidal ass O_O
Sister Flandre Christopher Columbus was considered brutal even for conquistador standards
"Why don't you boldly go to someplace like India,
or any destination you actually set sail for",
YOU SPAGHETTI EATING FUCK, how's your spice rack doing,
I'll be chilling my spaceship, have fun canoeing."
Winner, Kirk.
Yeah he was racist and abusive, but i'm not so sure he wanted to entirely destroy these caribbeans native culture (at least he didn't had that in mind) as his objectives were to trade.
Cortes in the other hand, comes with conquer objectives, a prepared army, etc,etc.
Sister Flandre his objectives were to conquer the lands...that also means come here and stole it from the native tribes
This is the first video I ever seen of ERB 🙌🏻
“Why don’t you boldly go someplace you’ve never gone before, like India. Or any destination you actually set sail for.”
Captain Kirk won.
His last libe was fire too
"you spaghetti eating fuck"
His flow is terrible tho. And don't dare to say "uHm He AcTuAlLy SoUnDeD lIkE tHaT" yeah no fucking shit sherlock, that still doesn't change that he sounds terrible. Normally I prefer the lines over the flow, but his was so terrible I didn't even enjoy listening to him.
@@haraldhey9210 all I can hear then is my own laughter so it doesn't bother me.
Irrelevant diss since Columbus still got famous for it and made Spain a Major european power for 200 years
Even though Kirk often pauses between words, no one ever dares interrupt him.
I dare.
Matthew Wolf shut up nerds I serve justice so eat it
slade wilson My sidekick only comes around
Hello it's for you bill Cosby wants his sweater
Who won, who's next, you decide eeeeeepppppppiiiiiiiiiiiccccccccc rapppp battlesssss of historyyyyy
"Now take your genocidal ass off of my bridge"
Tartarus did 9/11 that line won the battle
according to them bringing diseases counts as genocide :D, they killed naitives tho but most of them died because of diseases
masterkahn1 This is true because the native Americans did not have the antibodies to fight European diseases but it is still true that Columbus started the genocide of Native Americans
JuanCalvoSdM Actually Columbus never reached North American shores he landed somewhere in the Caribbean or Carolina islands
JuanCalvoSdM Yep
Admit it, Columbus reaction at 1:00 is the the same you had the first time you heard the flow of Captain Kirk