"It's like your fans are raccoons cause they keep digging your trash" "I'd say your too round to be a blockhead" "I don't sugarcoat it cause then you'd probably eat me" FUCKING BRUTAL🔥🔥🔥
"I'm guessing it all went wrong when your mother slept with so many wieners, you moved into another." Just a savage deconstruction of Cartman's life/family.
Not only did Charlie straight up call him a pumpkin first round, but "you two are alike, though he's not racist, you both are so insecure you need blanket statements" was so cool for a first round bar
I like how Charlie’s disses are more directed at the actual show of South Park and its themes and practices, and then Lucy goes straight for the throat by directing all her disses at Cartman’s actual character.
That’s definitely in character for Lucy. Charlie Brown wouldn’t hurt a fly in the canon franchise (mostly, not on purpouse), but this video was still surprisingly accurate (even though they did the Peanuts style kinda dirty).
No one is ever saying how Charlie brown went to cartman's show. Even though cartman already declared. "Like most of your actors hitting puberty, im going home." Already dissed his reality. Hence Targeting the og voice actor of charlie brown. Charlie went into it, but Cartman Knows that Charlie brown literally killed himself. I don't see him winning by walking out, but more likely to kill himself because everything cartman says is true. No one likes you Charlie Brown, think your disgrace and even Lucy says he is hopeless even though she tried to help but Charlie is hopeless.
I think the thing I appreciate the most is the intellectual way Charlie handled it he feels like he came ready to discuss their overall media but the second Cartman resorted to personal attacks on Charlie specifically, Charlie who isn’t known for being mean to others or calling others names on purpose at least a characterization degree went and got Lucy who is an absolute pro at insulting a person cause just like in peanuts when Charlie can’t handle something he goes to someone more experienced in the issue
love that no one noticed how when she said "and then TURNED HIM INTO CHILI AND FED HIM TO YOUR BROTHER?!? YOU REPULSIVE FREA-" she sounded like she was going over a script and was so surprised by what she had read that it completely changed how she rapped. chills man, chills.
Eric trying to convince someone to kill themselves through the guise of trying to get them not to, especially after being dissed, is so totally in character lmao. Stupendous.
Amazing job at representation. Cartman's verse felt like something he would actually do in the show. And the peanuts felt just as well represented with Charlie giving up half way and having lucy come in to help only to insult brown when he inevitably screws something up
I like how Eric was actively picking on Charlie's insecurities in his second verse and was subtly trying to coax Charlie Brown into ending his own life but when Charlie doesn't react,Eric gets mad.
that’s really in character for both of them. Cartman lives off of the attention and anger of the people he insults and Brown’s been taking insults his whole life, to the point where he’s just numb to whatever Cartman says.
Out of all the disrespectful things said here, Charlie Brown just saying “Good Grief” and walking out on Cartman is the most disrespectful thing I ever saw.
There was no disrespect in that. Cartman told Charlie to go to his local psychiatrist for help, and that's exactly what he did. Dude was just following his advice very literally.
"Who cares if all of your friends secretly think you're totally lame?" Secretly? Between finally hugging the Little Red-Haired Girl and calling in Lucy for that brutality of a verse, it must feel pretty great being Charlie Brown right about now.
Something I noticed: Peanuts -Target audience: kids & families -Actual audience: middle aged/old women South Park -Target audience: adults -Actual audience: adults but also chronically online kids
I mean, Peanuts was from the Baby Boomer and Gen X eras, so of course you wouldn't see any Gen Alphas watching it. (I used to be obsessed with it as a kid. I'm a Gen Z almost Gen Alpha BTW)
I like Lucy's part but Charlie Brown basically going "Yeah, I don't have the time to battle an egotistical f-bomb maker" after Cartman's second verse is comedy gold I love it.
I like to believe part of the reason Charlie Brown left was cause Cartman mentioned a psychiatrist knew Lucy was on the way. He couldn't be asked to deal with both her AND Cartman.
everything in this is so good. you incorporated both characters so well, drawing each character in both styles so well, getting their personalities so well, i love it.
lucy destroyed eric at 3:12 omg, + charlie just saying “good grief.” before walking out is so mature, and probably the best way to deal with cartman.. also, the “you even stole the simpsons sad and gradual decline” lyric is amazing
@@Aracnico3011lucy ranted at charlie brown but ryuk's single diss hit both sides damn hard imo (genuinely probably the best diss on monika out of light's entire verses 💀)
Something I noticed is that in Charlie’s verse, cartman was drawn in his style, but in Lucy’s he stayed in his own style. I guess Lucy really didn’t want him having any association with her
I just realised how much charlie brown and butters have in common: - Both are too kind and gullible - Have too little hair - Bullied by their friends all the time - Always sad or depressed because of people mistreating them
Wait you know what i just realized? In the end of Cartman's second verse he says about going to his local psychiatrist. And guess who comes back? Lucy who is basically their psychatrist for 5 cents.
So many people have pointed this out already but Eric dissing Charlie as a character and making bigoted and immature jokes, Charlie dissing South Park as a show instead of dissing cartman and Lucy flipping the brutality that cartman used onto him is such amazing characterisation on all sides it’s insane lmao Eddie is an amazing writer
totally in character for cartman to get his ass beat by a girl- But lucy did it with such vicious grace, i love her Charlie's delivery was also really elegant somehow. all these versus are super satisfying to listen to, and the animation is extremely pleasing.
“But I’m here to tell you taking your life is not the answer” Charlie’s VA Peter Robbin’s took his own life, that’s a step too far Hartman, DAMN Eddie, good to have you back
Lucy joining in to roast Cartman is just perfect. Considering she’d always bully and insult Charlie so many times before. But it feels refreshing to see Lucy stand up for him even if she’s still gonna insult Charlie Brown continuously. Not to mention the nostalgia and references that were put into this! Definitely getting a sub. Keep doing what you’re doing! 🔥🔥
2:51 "WHY DONT YOU PICK ON SOMEONE YOUR OWN SIZE, YOU OBJECT⁉️ ID SAY YOURE TOO ROUND TO BE A BLOCKHEAD‼️" I have seen NO comments about this, you guys are sleeping on this part.
@@RoboRebellionStudiosthe south park style animation is spot on! and the peanuts animation has the same cadence and energy as the animated specials! only thing i’d criticize is the line art on the peanuts characters could use a little more work (especially the side profiles)
Kinda neat detail I noticed; throughout the rap the South Park characters in the background all seemed mostly disinterested, while by contrast the Peanuts characters seem much more generally supportive and happy to be there. Stuff like Sally giving Charlie a mic, a few Peanuts characters cheering Charlie Brown on and Lucy showing up to diss Cartman (albeit berating Charlie for not finishing off the battle with a punchline) creates an interesting contrast to how Cartman's only interaction with his own show's cast in this was negative/hostile (something Lucy even call him out on).
0:25 Sally gives Charlie a mic 1:15 Kids cheering for Charlie 1:58 South Park kids are sad, Peanuts kids are cheering. Also some Canadian dude in the back. 2:05 When Cartman says “everyone in your family thinks you’re a fucking disgrace” you can see Charlie’s sister. 2:48 Lucy disses Cartman 2:59 she must be pretty strong if she can lift his fatass up
2:51 the way Lucy said 'why don't you pick on some one your own size?' I say one, she was making an obvious jab at cartman's weight. And two, she was sticking up for Charlie, cause despite the fact that she's pretty much his bully, she's still kinda his friend (the second idea was just because I thought it'd be cute for Lucy to actually care about Charlie in her own way 😅)
Charlie's bars were so good; "None of the networks care about us- by the way, stream our new specials on Paramount +" "You even stole the Simpsons slow and gradual decline" Are you kidding me? He murked that kid lmao
@@ziggazaggar I mean clearly she won but I am happy she at least gave Charlie the opportunity to finish Cartman off. But that would have been out of character.
I love how Charlie responds with such devastating pure truth to Eric's petty "ur mom" jokes, then just leaves when he digs himself in the nonsense suicide talk he made up entirely on his own, to give the place to Lucy who completely annihilates him at his own game, all is so much in character
@Outerflick I don't think so, it's just a big reference to South Park. In one episode Cartman is constantly threatening on killing himself for his toxic relationship, to the point that he makes an entire rap song around how people don't want him to kill himself, even when in reality nobody gives a shit since they know he's lying. This video just put a lot of emphasis here because: 1) It's a rap battle and that scene is the only time where Cartman raps and 2) To showcase two of Cartman's core character traits, projecting his misery on others and coming up with his own version of reality instead of paying attention to other people.
literally its so character accurate and actually dissing like its wild, not only does he not give a fuck about what charlie says, hes powering up, the hoodie change, dont do it noooo like he cooked
It’s also a reference to Jews being stereotyped as having horns and thus being demons, since Eric Cartman is being anti-Semitic. Another comment already said this but I felt the need to further emphasize it here.
2:24 - 2:35 is a reference to Peter Robbins, the original voice actor for Charlie Brown, the lines “damn it, I know it’s so hard but man you gotta hold on” and “you may have nothing to live for, but dude you gotta let it go, no Charlie don’t do it, don’t do it NOOOOO” references that Peter got a sickness and probably couldn’t take it and k*** himself
And you said Miu Iruma was "the most dreadful girl"...your impression of Lucy van Pelt was way too spot on! 🤩 You definitely won this whole battle with just one verse...I mean, you even dissed Charlie Brown without a single rhyme! 🤣
You killed it! In a sea of Charlie being decent, Cartman being okay. You're was spot on. You literally had my favorite verse upon re-listening. Just wish we could know what the final punchline was!
A beloved child character vs A despicable child character Both come from shows that tackle relatable topics. Peanuts more towards child issues while SP toward adult issues
It’s kind of nice how many references you was included in this and how the characters was exactly how you expected them to act, especially with Lucy and Charlie Brown. Lucy trying to give Charlie Brown a chance to shine and him ending up failing and Lucy berating him for it.
It's even better than that--they basically adapted the football gag into duet form, with Lucy setting Charlie up only to have him fail thanks to her pulling the rug out from under him.
@@guywholikesorialot1246I personally believe it would have been a reference to Thanksgiving Dinner. It makes sense as a bar and a reference to Charlie Brown and the Peanuts.
@@saltygibus5746 While I can definitely see it, it felt more like the Christmas special combination with like the football scene and why Charlie brown why. Charlie Brown taking lead while everyone listen to him but doesn’t seem to care too much but Eric who is insulting him more than anyone else have insulted him. He finally gives up realizing that he doesn’t have to put up with this. Lucy just like Linus doesn’t want to see his friend get bullied and insulted and decided to take matter into her own hands, clearly getting angry as her hair get frazzled and messed up before finally calming down and let Charlie Brown attempt to shoot a diss only for him to miss and Lucy berating him for it.
This battle is still a masterpiece. I’ll admit I haven’t fallen in love with anything else you’ve done in Season 3, but this battle is about as close to perfect as a battle can feasibly get. Amazing work.
I do want to point out something: at 2:24, you can see a little bit of electricity around Cartman when he says "dammit"; this is a reference to the movie "Bigger, Longer, and Uncut" where he had like a chip or something put in his head that would shock him whenever he cursed. Absolutely fantastic detail, even if it's really subtle.
3:09 is a reference to the Scott Tenerman episode. I’ve not seen South Park but I’ve seen clips. It’s where Scott sells pubes to Eric and Eric gets revenge by killing Scott’s parents, turning them into Chili and then gives it to Scott to taste test. I didn’t know they were related I never saw South Park.
Honestly, after Lucy said her line, she repeated what Cartman said about Brown being terrible, but she said there's no hope at ALL. I'd say she helped Cartman win.
@@HaganeNoGijutsushiits funny because I’m pretty sure they both have massive crushes on Charlie Brown in the comics (I might be misremembering when it comes to Marcie but Patty 100000% does)
@@redman8828 yeah, fair, Patty might have a crush on him. I don't remember ever seeing it made explicit (I didn't read ALL of the Peanuts) but she always hangs out with him and seems pretty eager to get close.
I love how the aspect ratio and artistyle changes during Charlie's first verse at 1:10 it really gives a subtle nod to difference in time period and history these characters have.
All of cartman’s roasts were just shallow jabs at Charlie’s insecurities, while throwing his friends under the truck. But Charlie? Went for jabs at the show. Honest points and accurate jabs. And when he realized cartman was just insulting him? He realized it was a waste of his time to keep arguing, so he left.
Lol that's why Cartman's rap was better, it was more in character and in theme with the battle. Charlie's were bias jabs at the actual show, not so accurate.
I'm dead serious in saying ive listened to this like 20 times, its so catchy and amazing. Their voices are super accurate too! Great job on the VA's parts!
This is so well written! It fits the characters so well too, Erik Cartman is just bullying Charlie and tryna make him feel bad while Charlie Brown is bringing up valid points and good criticism. Love your videos!!!
I absolutely love that Charlie didn't even bother to give that second verse, didn't even need to say anything to get Cartman's goat he just implied this wasn't worth his time
This was so much fun to create! Thank you so much for the opportunity. Seven months in the making lead to this and i couldn't be happier to see everyone's reactions! I love y'all!! Tell me what y'all think and your favorite parts! (: - ryTchie
@@EddiefrbEddie you should do Calvin and Hobbs vs Jon and Garfield, or Finn and Jake vs Mordecai and Rigby would be good too (with a benson cameo of course).
When Kyle raises his middle finger in Lucy's verse, he looked angry before he flipped the bird and then consistently looks in Lucy's direction rather than Cartman's. I like to think that perhaps Kyle, although very subtly and reluctantly, decided to back his frenemy instead of Lucy. Alternatively, he could just be pissed at all parties involved.
Nah it's hard to tell sometimes with the sp artstyle but the moment she says that kyle's eyes subtely shift to look at cartman when he flips him off. I think at the end of it he's just done with any nonsense in South Park so yeah he'd probably just be annoyed with everyone.
Nah Cartman’s “oh, for-“ as he turns around had me dead 💀 these are absolutely gold, both animation wise and the raps themselves. Cartman’s VA is so damn good
everyone in this rap battle is so in character it’s INSANE !!! I absolutely LOVED eric’s second verse, it surprised me but I immediately recognized the reference as soon as he said “taking your life is not the answer” 😂 this was soooo fun to watch as a south park and peanuts fan !!
Something interesting about the Peanuts characters rapping... The way Charlie Brown and Lucy rapped was perfect for each of them, and made me think of two or three more... Charlie: as it was done: slightly analytic, low-key, a fair bit cynical, poking holes on the show as a whole. Lucy: again, as it was done: pure, undiluted malice and savagery. She spends no time bragging or analyzing, she just goes at the opponent. Lucy was always mean in her criticisms, after all, and never saw any need to "defend" herself in any argument. Now, for other hypothetical ones: Peppermint Patty: would spend a bit talking herself up, in opposition to Cartman's inadequacies (especially due to her being very sports-focused and physical) and would be cheerful nearly all the time (a la Maui in Maui vs. Kratos). Linus: deeper analysis than Charlie Brown, even more low-key, but supremely good at exploiting insecurities. Schroeder: absolutely perfect flow, plenty of good allusions to high culture, generally average in the other aspects. Absolutely would incorporate Beethoven in the music, for great effect.
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Cool!!!
14 hr
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"It's like your fans are raccoons cause they keep digging your trash" "I'd say your too round to be a blockhead" "I don't sugarcoat it cause then you'd probably eat me" FUCKING BRUTAL🔥🔥🔥
Bruh why do the innocent character cook so hard
"No wonder Kyle hates you, pork isn't kosher" Lucy Cooked with that 🔥🔥
"You cant take a joke, and your politics are backwards, good grief, at least Kanye's a good rapper"
HOLY SHIT CHARLIE ABSOLUTELY FLAMED 🔥🔥🔥
"I'm guessing it all went wrong when your mother slept with so many wieners, you moved into another."
Just a savage deconstruction of Cartman's life/family.
Not only did Charlie straight up call him a pumpkin first round, but "you two are alike, though he's not racist, you both are so insecure you need blanket statements" was so cool for a first round bar
I like how Charlie’s disses are more directed at the actual show of South Park and its themes and practices, and then Lucy goes straight for the throat by directing all her disses at Cartman’s actual character.
It just sucks that there's no cartoon rap battle between Arthur Timothy Read and Arnold Matthew Perlstein.
That’s definitely in character for Lucy. Charlie Brown wouldn’t hurt a fly in the canon franchise (mostly, not on purpouse), but this video was still surprisingly accurate (even though they did the Peanuts style kinda dirty).
I can't even argue because what he says is true lmao, even though _South Park_ is still good despite it dropping in quality slightly
No one is ever saying how Charlie brown went to cartman's show. Even though cartman already declared. "Like most of your actors hitting puberty, im going home." Already dissed his reality. Hence Targeting the og voice actor of charlie brown. Charlie went into it, but Cartman Knows that Charlie brown literally killed himself. I don't see him winning by walking out, but more likely to kill himself because everything cartman says is true. No one likes you Charlie Brown, think your disgrace and even Lucy says he is hopeless even though she tried to help but Charlie is hopeless.
Even though more people know what south park is today rather than Charlie brown
I think the thing I appreciate the most is the intellectual way Charlie handled it he feels like he came ready to discuss their overall media but the second Cartman resorted to personal attacks on Charlie specifically, Charlie who isn’t known for being mean to others or calling others names on purpose at least a characterization degree went and got Lucy who is an absolute pro at insulting a person cause just like in peanuts when Charlie can’t handle something he goes to someone more experienced in the issue
There is NO way cartman is calling someone else fat😭
He was talking about the voice actor
He's just thic boned
The whole verse was projected. He’s talking about himself but is throwing Charlie’s name in to cover
Jawrmy. Respect
@@Glitch_can_draw122 ohhhhhhh that makes more sense
The fact that Lucy dropped the hardest verses without swearing is crazy. And “Tell Heidie to hide and get her some Iodine” goes hard asf
Just itches my brain the right way
Fr but what is iodine?
@lotusflower-jz8qj salt, in this context used to control body metabolism. Since Cartman is. A "Beefcake".
@@Mist3r_And3rs0n oh thanks for the explanation, but cartman's the whole cow factory
@@lotusflower-jz8qj I think it’s a stain or something.
love that no one noticed how when she said "and then TURNED HIM INTO CHILI AND FED HIM TO YOUR BROTHER?!? YOU REPULSIVE FREA-" she sounded like she was going over a script and was so surprised by what she had read that it completely changed how she rapped.
chills man, chills.
HELL YEAHHHHHH
I forgot that is an actual episode of South Park so that is literally what is happening there. The poor girl must of been horrified
*chilis man, chilis
@@alexstuf3lmao
@@alexstuf3 that's so good. I should've thought of that.
I love how they force each other into their own animation styles
Can we also mention how cool this video tries to do imitate both shows signature styles
They do it for like everything its beautiful @@icydazo6417
@@icydazo6417and it’s animated very accurate and the voice actors are amazing
1:12 transition from 16:9 to 4:3 is SMOOOTH
Never even noticed
3:25 “and I don’t sugarcoat it, because you’d probably eat me!” SHE WON.
Just saw your pfp, now I have an urge to rewatch one again.
@@memezanimates5897 YOU SHOULD!
chat i think the osc likes animation vs anything
this is a sign to watch one again
@@beepasaur I just did :D
Eric trying to convince someone to kill themselves through the guise of trying to get them not to, especially after being dissed, is so totally in character lmao. Stupendous.
Hits harder when you learn that Charlie Brown's VA killed themself.
@@bachachez Wait really??
@@bachachezHOT FUCKING DAMN.
His whole second rap is so in character it's kind of insane. "You're big boned like me but way way more" straight out of his brain fr
@@asdflkjh-r2gcartman calling Charlie Brown fat and big boned is super in character
"You even stole the Simpsons sad and gradual decline" was. WILD.
Agreed
Some of the cartman lines dont work but 2:05
“everyone in your family thinks you’re a fucking disgrace”
Goes hard
Eric cartman to charlie brown: Just go to your local psychiatrist today
Lucy, the LITERAL psychiatrist: *And i took that personally.*
Cartman needs physical
@@YesyesyallYesyall-hg5wbLegit, and a tough one like Lucy too
Tell that to Peter Griffin
Bro she was foreshadowed 😮
Wait that actually makes sense he actually did what he asked
Amazing job at representation. Cartman's verse felt like something he would actually do in the show. And the peanuts felt just as well represented with Charlie giving up half way and having lucy come in to help only to insult brown when he inevitably screws something up
Charlie didn’t give up. Cartman just wasn’t worth his time.
I thought Lucy was his local psychiatrist and he went to go get her when Cartman said to.
"and i dont sugarcoat it cuz you’d probrally eat me" DANG LUCY. Shes roasting everyone lol
I know bro she absolutely won
@@PuppySparknah cartman won
@@thatnatee BRUH LUCY ROSTED BOTH OF THEM SO SHE WON
@@PuppySpark lucy had like 30 seconds of rapping and you guys said she cooked stop licking her dawg
@@thatnatee nah. quality > quantity. she cooked.
Okay is nobody going to take about how fucking AMAZING the beat is? Sounds like something right out of a classic kanye song
I like how Eric was actively picking on Charlie's insecurities in his second verse and was subtly trying to coax Charlie Brown into ending his own life but when Charlie doesn't react,Eric gets mad.
that’s really in character for both of them. Cartman lives off of the attention and anger of the people he insults and Brown’s been taking insults his whole life, to the point where he’s just numb to whatever Cartman says.
and Lucy took it personally
@@DENT9330The only one who gets to pick on Charlie Brown is her. True friendship right there.
@@justanaverageanimefan8487 The peanuts are one of the most wholesome things for a reason.
@@Comeonfhqwhgads95Which means that Charlie not even bothering to rap a second verse means he wins by default.
Out of all the disrespectful things said here, Charlie Brown just saying “Good Grief” and walking out on Cartman is the most disrespectful thing I ever saw.
Ikr
Bro said he wasn't worth his time.
There was no disrespect in that. Cartman told Charlie to go to his local psychiatrist for help, and that's exactly what he did. Dude was just following his advice very literally.
@MelodyMute I don't think he cares for Cartman
Thats why he said "good grief"
cartman: get a psychiatrist, charles!
charlie: good grief...
*proceeds to get lucy*
"Who cares if all of your friends secretly think you're totally lame?" Secretly?
Between finally hugging the Little Red-Haired Girl and calling in Lucy for that brutality of a verse, it must feel pretty great being Charlie Brown right about now.
Probably explains why he had no reaction to being told to kill himself.
Idk about calling that a "FUN" fact. @Outerflick
@@DENT9330
I think he's just being more mature
@mauro27279 well yeah it's charlie Brown, but from Eric's perspective, it's disrespect.
Something I noticed:
Peanuts
-Target audience: kids & families
-Actual audience: middle aged/old women
South Park
-Target audience: adults
-Actual audience: adults but also chronically online kids
they both partly reach their goal
The middle aged/old women would’ve been children when the show came out.
It’s like 20/30 something’s nowadays being obsessed with things like Pokémon.
I mean, Peanuts was from the Baby Boomer and Gen X eras, so of course you wouldn't see any Gen Alphas watching it. (I used to be obsessed with it as a kid. I'm a Gen Z almost Gen Alpha BTW)
@@LEO_M1 is pokemon a good example? considering the large competitive field it has i feel like my little pony or something would be a better example
actually I’m 14 with amazing parenting and have watched the entirety of South Park plus specials so…
2:57 this is such a little thing, but lucy’s sassy lil head tilt there is LITERALLY my favorite part of this whole thing
I swear I love it cause the little details just make happy knowing that he makes the characters have such more personality
OH MY GOD UR RIGHT
The amount of projection Cartman uses fits his character perfectly.
1:01 DO NOT BRING KENNY INTO THIS.
Yh. Dnt brng m nt ths.
@@Kenny-the-Platypusare u scared of vowels perchance?
LEAVE JIMMY OUT OF THIS TOO
"All characters are impersonated poorly"
- proceeds to have one of the best cartman impressions I've ever heard
It kinda sound like if cartman hit puberty
The hell you mean?! It was dog shit, the ACTUAL good impression was Lucy
@@DethJeff365 how so?
Eric was the worst of the 3
Fr sounds if cartman hit puberty, none of you can change my mind.
"No wonder Kyle hates you, PORK ISNT KOSHER!!!" DAMN LUCY-
Even Kyle on the background was shocked
To be honest, can we get an explanation?
@@Iamhappy44 she's calling cartman a pig i think
@@MSBenwastaken family
@@MSBenwastakenthat and because Jews cant eat or interact with pork. Kosher is the same thing as "haram" if u still dont know.
I like Lucy's part but Charlie Brown basically going "Yeah, I don't have the time to battle an egotistical f-bomb maker" after Cartman's second verse is comedy gold I love it.
I like to believe part of the reason Charlie Brown left was cause Cartman mentioned a psychiatrist knew Lucy was on the way. He couldn't be asked to deal with both her AND Cartman.
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everything in this is so good. you incorporated both characters so well, drawing each character in both styles so well, getting their personalities so well, i love it.
"No wonder Kyle hates you -- pork isn't kosher!"
Lucy won right there.
She didn't even cook, she roasted him well done
@@loststreams4424ssh! Talking too much about cooking might summon Him
my jaw dropped at that scene
@@TheFlame_HawkLOLLL
Nah calling someone fat is not really fire in my opinion
lucy destroyed eric at 3:12 omg, + charlie just saying “good grief.” before walking out is so mature, and probably the best way to deal with cartman.. also, the “you even stole the simpsons sad and gradual decline” lyric is amazing
ITS SAD BECAUSE I LOVE SOUTH PARK
He took Cartman's advice. Cartman said to go to his psychiatrist and he brought out Lucy. That's the joke.
Cartman won due to Charle failing the finisher
@@Meeshilin_Man im aware? the fact that he didnt keep fighting with cartman and just decided to get someone else is more what i was referencing
Charlie Brown’s VA died by suicide. I feel like that makes everything cartman said go like 15 times harder
The fact that lucy ate him up without cursing
I wouldve expected Eric to be the one to eat somebody
i also think that charlie didn’t curse
@@TytheGhosthe’ll probably make someone eat her-
Lucy carried for charlie
if lucy ate him she’d die of a heart attack
I love how no one is talking about the “Someone tell Heidi to hide and get her some iodine” bar. That’s so underrated 😭🤣
Lucy is one of the first Animation Vs anything rappers to roast both of the sides. Therefore Lucy wins.
Ryuk
@@artslife4424 Lucy roasted more than Ryuk imo
@@Aracnico3011lucy ranted at charlie brown but ryuk's single diss hit both sides damn hard imo (genuinely probably the best diss on monika out of light's entire verses 💀)
@@shyguyissoawesomeguys I fr gotta rewatch that
@@artslife4424 they said ONE of the first
I love how in character Charlie Brown and Cartman both were, the fact that Lucy stood up for Charlie in the battle was nice
This was very in character for all characters. Although I feel Charlie Brown would have ignored him the instant Eric opened his mouth.
@@DENT9330 fr tho
Something I noticed is that in Charlie’s verse, cartman was drawn in his style, but in Lucy’s he stayed in his own style. I guess Lucy really didn’t want him having any association with her
I mean Charlie was in South Park style for cartman’s first verse and then not again in the second verse
The animation keeps getting better and better 😭 yall work so hard on these and it does NOT go unnoticed
I just realised how much charlie brown and butters have in common:
- Both are too kind and gullible
- Have too little hair
- Bullied by their friends all the time
- Always sad or depressed because of people mistreating them
They should have battled instead.
Stan Marsh vs Charlie Brown would be another good one!
Charlie Brown vs Eric Cartman is a funny contrast for a battle
@@heriocilllusion3295 true
@@DENT9330 yeaaah! Since it's a match with a Spoiled brat kid who gets whatever he wants vs a nice kid who does everything and gets nothing
Wait you know what i just realized? In the end of Cartman's second verse he says about going to his local psychiatrist. And guess who comes back? Lucy who is basically their psychatrist for 5 cents.
OH
DAMN??
It's Cartman's fault he lost then 💀
“Just go to your local psychiatrist and get it sorted out today”
“what do you mean she’s right there”
“oh for FU-“
So many people have pointed this out already but Eric dissing Charlie as a character and making bigoted and immature jokes, Charlie dissing South Park as a show instead of dissing cartman and Lucy flipping the brutality that cartman used onto him is such amazing characterisation on all sides it’s insane lmao Eddie is an amazing writer
Especially with how the characters change between art styles with the changes in rapping styles. Bellissimo!
@@joustsmuggler yeah and the fact Ritchie did both animation styles and made them crossover seamslessly was amazing lmao
aight bro u dont have to go that deep😭🙏
@@n_rzvHe absolutely did bro 😭🙏
@@n_rzvI’m already six foot deep and I’m going deeper
totally in character for cartman to get his ass beat by a girl- But lucy did it with such vicious grace, i love her
Charlie's delivery was also really elegant somehow. all these versus are super satisfying to listen to, and the animation is extremely pleasing.
Peanut fans: I hope Cartman loses.
South Park fans: I hope Cartman loses.
lmao
Real
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No way Ho say
He predicted my mind.
@@CeejayAdriannaandAlexis2013jose🙁
That artsyle change when you got to Charlie Brown legitimately made me gasp, it’s so good
“But I’m here to tell you taking your life is not the answer”
Charlie’s VA Peter Robbin’s took his own life, that’s a step too far Hartman, DAMN Eddie, good to have you back
DUDE I JUST THOUGHT HE WAS TRYNA PASSIVELY AGGRESSIVELY TRYNA TELL CHARLIE TO KILL HIMSELF, I DID NOT KNOW THAT
That is the kind of pitch-black level diss I would expect from Cartman at his best.
@@THbloxSAME THAT ADDS A WHOLE ‘NOTHER LAYER TO THAT DISS.
God, that is so fucked up 💀. I was wondering why Eric was going on a mile long speech telling Charlie to kill himself
@@THblox OML SAME WHAT THE FUCKKK
1:52 just saving peak
Lucy joining in to roast Cartman is just perfect. Considering she’d always bully and insult Charlie so many times before. But it feels refreshing to see Lucy stand up for him even if she’s still gonna insult Charlie Brown continuously. Not to mention the nostalgia and references that were put into this! Definitely getting a sub. Keep doing what you’re doing! 🔥🔥
Actually she does help Charlie several times in the shows and comics.
ZAY??? didn’t expect you to be here, but cartman got smushed down to size imo
@@imdumb2 But she's still mean to him.
2:51 "WHY DONT YOU PICK ON SOMEONE YOUR OWN SIZE, YOU OBJECT⁉️ ID SAY YOURE TOO ROUND TO BE A BLOCKHEAD‼️"
I have seen NO comments about this, you guys are sleeping on this part.
WHY DONT YOU PICK ON SOMEONE YOUR OWN SIZE YOU OBJECT I'D SAY UR TOO ROUND TO BE A BLOCK HEAD 🗣️🔥
3:12 more better
@@purpleface422nah
Well there’s obviously a reason why no one commented about it
@@Kgdestroy didn't ask but okay
forget the rap side of it, each frame of this animation could be hung up in a museum because of how good the art is
🥹🥹🥹
@@RoboRebellionStudiosthe south park style animation is spot on! and the peanuts animation has the same cadence and energy as the animated specials! only thing i’d criticize is the line art on the peanuts characters could use a little more work (especially the side profiles)
@@RoboRebellionStudios if you do another battle with peanuts charecters, try to work on the side profiles, they look kinda weird.
2:19 Eric didn’t have to do him like that😢
He was cooking hard 🗣🔥
Frrr 😭
Bro just did Charlie dirty lol😅
Kinda neat detail I noticed; throughout the rap the South Park characters in the background all seemed mostly disinterested, while by contrast the Peanuts characters seem much more generally supportive and happy to be there. Stuff like Sally giving Charlie a mic, a few Peanuts characters cheering Charlie Brown on and Lucy showing up to diss Cartman (albeit berating Charlie for not finishing off the battle with a punchline) creates an interesting contrast to how Cartman's only interaction with his own show's cast in this was negative/hostile (something Lucy even call him out on).
Another showing is how Shrodier plays the piano in the background during the Charlies Verse.
Yea pork isnt kosher
0:25 Sally gives Charlie a mic
1:15 Kids cheering for Charlie
1:58 South Park kids are sad, Peanuts kids are cheering. Also some Canadian dude in the back.
2:05 When Cartman says “everyone in your family thinks you’re a fucking disgrace” you can see Charlie’s sister.
2:48 Lucy disses Cartman
2:59 she must be pretty strong if she can lift his fatass up
@@thatoreoofficial 3:22 Kyle flips of cartman
@@thatoreoofficialespecially by the jacket, DAMN.
Also, his Jacket is like 87 times stronger than Vibranium lol
2:51 the way Lucy said 'why don't you pick on some one your own size?' I say one, she was making an obvious jab at cartman's weight. And two, she was sticking up for Charlie, cause despite the fact that she's pretty much his bully, she's still kinda his friend (the second idea was just because I thought it'd be cute for Lucy to actually care about Charlie in her own way 😅)
I say that she also said that because Eric was basically using Charlie's insecurities and that's basically the only way he could win against him
@@LegoMuichiro yeah, like I said, Lucy may be a winch but even she has boundaries
I think they are frenemies or maybe Lucy is going like, "Nobody bullies him, other than me" type of thing
@@dujuansistrunk5808 yeah, that's what I was meaning. That kinda troupe is so cringe yet so cute at the same time
Charlie's bars were so good;
"None of the networks care about us- by the way, stream our new specials on Paramount +"
"You even stole the Simpsons slow and gradual decline"
Are you kidding me? He murked that kid lmao
Ikr
He dosen't insult he speaks facts.
@@hydrofalls8154 You're a True Sigma, Charlie Brown
lucy’s were even better, cartman undoubtedly lost lol
@@ziggazaggar I mean clearly she won but I am happy she at least gave Charlie the opportunity to finish Cartman off. But that would have been out of character.
Can we just mention how lucy can puck up cartman like bro do you ever miss a day a day at the gym 2:59
I love how Charlie responds with such devastating pure truth to Eric's petty "ur mom" jokes, then just leaves when he digs himself in the nonsense suicide talk he made up entirely on his own, to give the place to Lucy who completely annihilates him at his own game, all is so much in character
All of them were in character, Although I would have loved if it was a full on Peanuts vs South Park Total War.
@Outerflick oof...
@OuterflickNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
@Outerflick I don't think so, it's just a big reference to South Park. In one episode Cartman is constantly threatening on killing himself for his toxic relationship, to the point that he makes an entire rap song around how people don't want him to kill himself, even when in reality nobody gives a shit since they know he's lying.
This video just put a lot of emphasis here because: 1) It's a rap battle and that scene is the only time where Cartman raps and 2) To showcase two of Cartman's core character traits, projecting his misery on others and coming up with his own version of reality instead of paying attention to other people.
@@mdsystems4463 It'd be tasteless if they actually based it on the poor sap who couldn't take it anymore
Bro Eric’s second verse was actually kinda wild holy fuck. The wait did not disappoint at all.
I know he basically gave Charlie a mile long reason to kill himself in the most aggressive way possible.
yea thats a reference to the south park song "put it down"
Sure but I mean if Charlie got touched it would really matter, and he didn't gave a shit
literally its so character accurate and actually dissing like its wild, not only does he not give a fuck about what charlie says, hes powering up, the hoodie change, dont do it noooo like he cooked
The lucy should have won if Charlie Did not ruin the punch line and she roasted him too
It took me a while to realize that when Cartman calls Charlie's mom horny it's a reference to how she and the other adults talk
Very clever 😂
Why did it take me this comment to realize that 😅
Wawwwcwahhh I haahwhshwhawwshsnananw
I knew there was a joke there but i really didn't know what it was
omfg yessss
It’s also a reference to Jews being stereotyped as having horns and thus being demons, since Eric Cartman is being anti-Semitic. Another comment already said this but I felt the need to further emphasize it here.
0:22 Kenny what type of face is that😭😭😭😭💀💀
Lil bro got a lil rizzy 😭😭
@@Solo_4_uis that rizz?
"Just go to your local psychiatrist-"
Lucy: You rang?
Was waiting for someone to notice that
real and also i wish peanut got a remastered version every day
''The doctor is in b*tch!'"
Seriously, no one else noticed but you😮
How did I not notice that? You’re so smart!!
THANKS SO MUCH FOR HAVING ME AS CHARLIE!! This was so much fun and came out amazing 😭
@@langlelee you did a spectacular job!! Thank you for being a part of it
YOU DID SUCH A GOOD JOB!!!
@@kiplit9013 TYSM!!
You did such a great job capturing Charlie’s character, great work!
@@Pyrothememelord Thank you 😊
I just love how carman's econd verse is just him projecting. It fits too perfectly
what
@Enzo_0203 that wasn't one verse, that was just one line
@@SuperChavon do you want a whole anilyse on the verse in a youtube comment?
Only Cartman would do that 💀
@@SuperChavon also the line where he says all his friends think he's lame
2:24 - 2:35 is a reference to Peter Robbins, the original voice actor for Charlie Brown, the lines “damn it, I know it’s so hard but man you gotta hold on” and “you may have nothing to live for, but dude you gotta let it go, no Charlie don’t do it, don’t do it NOOOOO” references that Peter got a sickness and probably couldn’t take it and k*** himself
I will never forget watching the storyboard when recording Lucy and ending up cry-laughing on the floor, what a legendary battle man holy shit 🔥
And you said Miu Iruma was "the most dreadful girl"...your impression of Lucy van Pelt was way too spot on! 🤩
You definitely won this whole battle with just one verse...I mean, you even dissed Charlie Brown without a single rhyme! 🤣
You killed it! In a sea of Charlie being decent, Cartman being okay. You're was spot on.
You literally had my favorite verse upon re-listening. Just wish we could know what the final punchline was!
you absolutely did amazing
i need a permanent tv screen in my room that plays this on repeat every day this is real art
i ate a table and now i don’t feel s
Awesomemay spotted?
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“Don’t do it don’t do it Noooooooooooo”
Where's Despicable Me 4 review coming out😭🙏
A beloved child character vs A despicable child character
Both come from shows that tackle relatable topics. Peanuts more towards child issues while SP toward adult issues
Whoop his ass cartman
is that respective to the order the names were listed?
@@muff1nat0r charlie is beloved, cartman is despicable.
@@freshCashews 👍🏾
@@freshCashewsThat's not what they were asking
"I bet that you're weights something that they bully you for!" meanwhile eric cartman being built like a busted can of biscuits:
“Pork isn’t Kosher” Good lord. Lucy won.
*good grief
I dont get it
@@Wooshfr Jewish people can’t eat pork. Kyle is Jewish.
@@Wooshfrlucy basically said cartman is a pig and kyle is jewish and cant eat pork
Lucy’s calling Cartman a pig.
Okay.. but why did Lucy cook Eric like that😭😭
Also the Pork isn't kosher line WAS GENUIS BYEEE
I dont get the pork isnt kosher line
@@WooshfrJews are not supposed to eat pork. It is against their religion.
@@WooshfrI’m pretty it’s bc Jews can’t eat pork and Lucy said Kyle doesn’t like him bc he’s pork (fat)
@@Wooshfr Kosher means a fit for consumption by Jewish people, and pork is not one of them
@@WooshfrShe’s calling Cartman a pig/fat.
It’s kind of nice how many references you was included in this and how the characters was exactly how you expected them to act, especially with Lucy and Charlie Brown. Lucy trying to give Charlie Brown a chance to shine and him ending up failing and Lucy berating him for it.
It's even better than that--they basically adapted the football gag into duet form, with Lucy setting Charlie up only to have him fail thanks to her pulling the rug out from under him.
Does anyone know what he was supposed to say tho?
@@Sun_God_ApolloI believe “chicken dinner”
@@guywholikesorialot1246I personally believe it would have been a reference to Thanksgiving Dinner. It makes sense as a bar and a reference to Charlie Brown and the Peanuts.
@@saltygibus5746 While I can definitely see it, it felt more like the Christmas special combination with like the football scene and why Charlie brown why.
Charlie Brown taking lead while everyone listen to him but doesn’t seem to care too much but Eric who is insulting him more than anyone else have insulted him. He finally gives up realizing that he doesn’t have to put up with this. Lucy just like Linus doesn’t want to see his friend get bullied and insulted and decided to take matter into her own hands, clearly getting angry as her hair get frazzled and messed up before finally calming down and let Charlie Brown attempt to shoot a diss only for him to miss and Lucy berating him for it.
The "FUCKING DISGRACE!" line is such a perfect delivery damn. You fuckin' COOKED on the second verse!
“I won’t sugarcoat it because you’d probably eat me” is the hardest line in rap battle history
Nah it’s “ someone tell Heidi to hide and get her some iodine” is the hardest animation vs anything line
@@Knife-c6y that one went hard to NGL
FRRRR
yeah that part slaps
ITS PAPALUGA
3:02 THIS ENTIRE PART WAS FIRE
385 likes but no comments is shocking
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@@Ryth_fan420They
I love how you managed to make eric cartman roast charlie brown while also making fun of kyle and kenny, you matched the personality so well 😭😭
OI ITS MY TINGLE IN MY WINGLE
@@JDVanimations567 HOW DID YOU FIND ME 😭😭😭
@@JDVanimations567 💀
@@BaldBros113 I ALWAYS FIND YOU
This battle is still a masterpiece. I’ll admit I haven’t fallen in love with anything else you’ve done in Season 3, but this battle is about as close to perfect as a battle can feasibly get. Amazing work.
Charlie walking away while saying: "good grief..." WAS ABSOLUTELY FUCKING FATALITY🔥🔥
“All the girls that respect you are totally gay” was underrated asf when you realize Cartman meant peppermint patty and Marcy 😂😂
Same
Remember the family guy joke where they were dating lol
@@blueizumithat's what I first thought of when hearing that line and I remember the episode
Why would that be bad tho???
@@LeoValdez1340 take a wild guess ese
I do want to point out something: at 2:24, you can see a little bit of electricity around Cartman when he says "dammit"; this is a reference to the movie "Bigger, Longer, and Uncut" where he had like a chip or something put in his head that would shock him whenever he cursed. Absolutely fantastic detail, even if it's really subtle.
Then why didn't that happen in his other verses?
@@mauro27279 idk, there can be some inconsistencies
3:09 is a reference to the Scott Tenerman episode. I’ve not seen South Park but I’ve seen clips. It’s where Scott sells pubes to Eric and Eric gets revenge by killing Scott’s parents, turning them into Chili and then gives it to Scott to taste test. I didn’t know they were related I never saw South Park.
@@mauro27279 the same way in the south park universe his chip almost never works after the movie unless it's necessary like in the games
@@Honeyr0ck oh I didn't know that the chip was actually a canon addition, I thought it was just a gag for the movie lol
3:30 Idek what he was supposed to say after that line 😂
Chicken dinner, I think
Maybe end it with "Suck my wiener"?
i thought it was your dinner
Cartman ❌
Charlie brown ❌
Lucy ✔️
True
What was the punchline setup supposed to be? I didn’t get it.
Honestly, after Lucy said her line, she repeated what Cartman said about Brown being terrible, but she said there's no hope at ALL. I'd say she helped Cartman win.
@@veefbeffer2459 "you're done like dinner"?
Yeah she cooked.
3:20 ‘No wonder Kyle hates you, pork isn’t kosher’ LUCY WINS DONT EVEN ARGUE WITH ME. The wait was worth it lol great work Eddie.
the little shocked face Kyle makes at that comment, too 😭😭
The middle finger 😭
"Your worthless hoplessly utterly and completely"
(Btw im saying the line that comes after because i wanted to it aint one that i think is best)
"Cuz middle aged mums would miss you so much if you were gone"
Okay, Cartman, you made me laugh with that one.
That’s kinda true if you ask my mom
Also the bit about Patty and Marcie being gay... he probably ain't that wrong.
@@HaganeNoGijutsushiI wonder how the other peanuts reacted to Eric's second verse. Lucy didn't react well.
@@HaganeNoGijutsushiits funny because I’m pretty sure they both have massive crushes on Charlie Brown in the comics (I might be misremembering when it comes to Marcie but Patty 100000% does)
@@redman8828 yeah, fair, Patty might have a crush on him. I don't remember ever seeing it made explicit (I didn't read ALL of the Peanuts) but she always hangs out with him and seems pretty eager to get close.
best flow: eric
best disses: charlie and lucy
winner: kyle
2:36 This part seems like Charlie Brown was walking out, but actually, he was in fact going to his local psychiatrist.
Help was available after all
It doesn’t seem like he got it, she was dissing cartman in his place
he passed the mic to his local psychiatrist
@@herniebadlautner.7340and the psychiatrist hates him
Nah, he knew cartman was projecting and left his to his demons
I love how the aspect ratio and artistyle changes during Charlie's first verse at 1:10 it really gives a subtle nod to difference in time period and history these characters have.
Then it changes into a comic book page at 1:36 to show that the peanuts was a comic book Series is so cool and well intended
The voice even changes slightly.
@@Bryce_the_Woomy_BoiIt's so slight I don't even notice it with the phone up to my ear
All of cartman’s roasts were just shallow jabs at Charlie’s insecurities, while throwing his friends under the truck. But Charlie? Went for jabs at the show. Honest points and accurate jabs. And when he realized cartman was just insulting him? He realized it was a waste of his time to keep arguing, so he left.
I mean it is extremely in character for both of them
Good Grief indeed
Lol that's why Cartman's rap was better, it was more in character and in theme with the battle. Charlie's were bias jabs at the actual show, not so accurate.
@@asimhussain8716U dumb
Cartman in the Peanut form of animation looks so good to me ngl.
I'm dead serious in saying ive listened to this like 20 times, its so catchy and amazing. Their voices are super accurate too! Great job on the VA's parts!
Imma listen to it again lol
This is so well written! It fits the characters so well too, Erik Cartman is just bullying Charlie and tryna make him feel bad while Charlie Brown is bringing up valid points and good criticism. Love your videos!!!
Charlie Brown & Lucy van Pelt be COOKING
"You even stole the Simpsons' sad and gradual decline!"
"I'd say you're too round to be a blockhead."
Fax
“I’m not gonna sugarcoat it cuz then you’d probably eat me” was GAS
That was mad personal.@@begoneheretic9760
@@begoneheretic9760 FAX
Lucy’s rap verse was so fire that I bet Shroeder would fall in love with her because of it. 😭
3:09
it took me 6 replays to realize she referenced scott
this rap battle is incredible
"You even stole The Simpsons sad and gradual decline" Did NOT need to go that hard
I absolutely love that Charlie didn't even bother to give that second verse, didn't even need to say anything to get Cartman's goat he just implied this wasn't worth his time
This was so much fun to create! Thank you so much for the opportunity. Seven months in the making lead to this and i couldn't be happier to see everyone's reactions! I love y'all!! Tell me what y'all think and your favorite parts! (:
- ryTchie
Your animation on this was fucking insane. Astounding job
@@RoboRebellionStudios Bro You NAILED the animation on putting each character in the others art styles and their interaction moments.
@@RoboRebellionStudios very proud of you. Thank you again so much
@@EddiefrbEddie you should do Calvin and Hobbs vs Jon and Garfield, or Finn and Jake vs Mordecai and Rigby would be good too (with a benson cameo of course).
My favorite part was probably... the entire battle. You went fucking insane with the animation! Great job dude, keep cooking!
The fact that he actually projects how he feels about himself onto Charlie during the third act
Charlie brown: “he’d be thrilled to meet the great pumpkin.”
cartman: *ready to say the worst racial slurs known to man*
When Kyle raises his middle finger in Lucy's verse, he looked angry before he flipped the bird and then consistently looks in Lucy's direction rather than Cartman's. I like to think that perhaps Kyle, although very subtly and reluctantly, decided to back his frenemy instead of Lucy. Alternatively, he could just be pissed at all parties involved.
He probably hated all parties considering he was glaring at Eric the entire time.
@@DENT9330 ..True, but that did seem to happen less during Lucy's verse, most notably during the scene I'm talking about.
yeah i think so too since they also dissed south park in general so it’s most likely for Kyle to side with cartman
Nah it's hard to tell sometimes with the sp artstyle but the moment she says that kyle's eyes subtely shift to look at cartman when he flips him off. I think at the end of it he's just done with any nonsense in South Park so yeah he'd probably just be annoyed with everyone.
Nah Cartman’s “oh, for-“ as he turns around had me dead 💀 these are absolutely gold, both animation wise and the raps themselves. Cartman’s VA is so damn good
i was surprjsed when i saw eddie had done it xD i think hes done a few other roles on his channel and they blow my mind everytime
everyone in this rap battle is so in character it’s INSANE !!! I absolutely LOVED eric’s second verse, it surprised me but I immediately recognized the reference as soon as he said “taking your life is not the answer” 😂 this was soooo fun to watch as a south park and peanuts fan !!
0:34 kyle complaining about cartman to stan… again, SO in character XD
Lucy’s “YOU REPULSIVE FREAK!” has got to be one of the best line deliveries I’ve ever heard.
Something interesting about the Peanuts characters rapping... The way Charlie Brown and Lucy rapped was perfect for each of them, and made me think of two or three more...
Charlie: as it was done: slightly analytic, low-key, a fair bit cynical, poking holes on the show as a whole.
Lucy: again, as it was done: pure, undiluted malice and savagery. She spends no time bragging or analyzing, she just goes at the opponent. Lucy was always mean in her criticisms, after all, and never saw any need to "defend" herself in any argument.
Now, for other hypothetical ones:
Peppermint Patty: would spend a bit talking herself up, in opposition to Cartman's inadequacies (especially due to her being very sports-focused and physical) and would be cheerful nearly all the time (a la Maui in Maui vs. Kratos).
Linus: deeper analysis than Charlie Brown, even more low-key, but supremely good at exploiting insecurities.
Schroeder: absolutely perfect flow, plenty of good allusions to high culture, generally average in the other aspects. Absolutely would incorporate Beethoven in the music, for great effect.
The "Kyle dousn't like you because pork isn't kosher" was genius
"You even stole the Simpson's sad and gradual decline" is crazy