Jake dunking his head in the pool and screaming to wake up in the morning is on the same level as Gabby drinking fizzy coke after brushing her teeth to wake herself up.
Usually it's obvious when people are reading a script sent by the sponsors, but this time it was very obvious, there's no way jonk knew that the word acesynchronus meant before this; cause I sure as hell didn't.
You need to be paid to read a script to say this game has anything more than the art style to look forward to. I'm playing it, it looks pretty... not much more haha
Yeah, I bet they only played this at all because they were paid to play it. Looking at the game itself, its a very pass/refundable type of game for most people. It even feels like they don't want to be playing it.
Yeaaah, also the claim that this is a "Highly anticipated game", yeaaaaah no. Until this video came out basically nobody knew it existed, and from just watching, it looks like your typical, generic survival game we've already seen a thousand times before. Could make a bit of an effort to look less like a sellout shill.
@@loneliberation3483 Well, that is what this is after all, a paid for advert by the makers of that game. Its the first I had heard of it as well. Which makes me wonder how well they are doing financially, because maybe they are forced to do these just to keep doing what they love.
Cath feeling bad about the fact that she killed the baby piggy made me remember that serial killer that would call 911 crying saying he feels bad but can't stop himself lmao
10:51 As a Canadian myself, I just wanna go on record and say that it is just the Newfies (Newfoundland people) whose english is something special even to Canadians. However, I can see why Ellis says that, because we write like a Brit, speak like an American and throw in just enough french words to confuse everyone else.
@@OctyabrAprelya Cuckoos are known for laying their eggs inside of other birds nests. And because their babies are larger, the parent birds prioritises the baby cuckoo and their babies are more likely to die. What Cath did was killing and replacing the mother pig, the opposite of a cuckoo.
0:00 Kinda weird to want a tanning salon in a survival situation 0:15 Look I think we need to address the loot goblin in the room 0:29 Alex Poppins 0:47 Sponsored by Inflexion Games, presenting... this game they're ruining, Nightingale! 1:42 Jonk the boomer who burns it for burning sake 2:03 Sleep coordination problems 2:26 Nuisance fire extinguishers 2:52 Alex's steaming log 3:11 The struggles of living with Jonk 3:44 Jonk's foolproof waking up strategy 4:18 When Ellis reads out loud 4:58 The power of reading, nonexistent because they can't/don't do so 5:39 Ellis' essence shop 5:51 Psychopathic planned parenting 6:12 jeronima 6:37 Ellis' sewing table 6:56 The only time the words "Jonk" and "Intellect" are together is when the words "are non-existent" finish the sentence. 7:14 lordbonglethe18th 7:41 Say what you will but, WPE would actually be really good at hunting, only if the prey is themselves. 8:05 WPE's laughs 9:08 Cath the regretful remorseful homicidal monster 9:46 Hello! 10:17 Jonkglish has spread to Ellis 10:39 Ellis sounds like a posh motorbike 11:09 WPE antique roadshow to end it off
Ellis: "Have you tried the fire on and off again?" Also love that you guys have looked into Nightingale, I saw mention of it the other day and wondered if it was any good!
I would have thought the closest thing to Merry Poppins for Alex was Yondu. Also Cath's reaction to tiny piggies was adorable...until she decided she'd literally replace its mother
*The neighbours' kids watching Jake dunk his head in the pool and violently expel all the air in his lungs before proceeding to pull back up with a smile on his face and go "Ah! I feel much better now!"*
Hoping that WPE can play 'the long drive' basically it's desert bus on the Sega CD but worse, containing... -A sadistic end goal of driving 5500km -Practically infinite car customisation -The most broken multiplayer on top of an already busted game Hope to see a video one day!
Been watching these peeps for years and never felt the need to comment. But i never thought i would hear Ellis shout out his own name like the rest of the crew does when he trolls XD
Oh thank goodness I got to see this before actually getting the game. The advertisements made it look like an mmorpg, not a crafting game like Forest or ARK
One thing not mentioned is the fact that the game is always online, you cannot play this game without a constant internet connection. Even playing solo, you are playing through an online server. Which means if the servers go down, the game shuts down forever and you lose everything as you don't actually own the game.
GET NIGHTINGALE HERE: playngale.com/Worst-Premade-Ever - Thanks to Inflexion Games for sponsoring this video!
You guys should all play helldivers 2. It's such a great game (enlist today)
Why is Alex so arousing?
does nightingale require a epic account or the launcher, cause's thats a turn off for me.
"Posh motorbike" is the funniest, most apt comparison he's likely ever made 😂 had me creasing
This. 😂😂😂
I love that Alex's character is basically the love child of Mary Poppins and Willy Wonka.
Come with me; and you'll be
In a wooooorld where a spoonful of sugar makes the medicine go down!
and mary cheated on willy with jack the ripper and lived
@@VINCE-pp3es 0_0
And he was the real mastermind behind the Willy Wonka Experience up in Glasgow.
while nigel thronberry watched
0:37 To be fair while that’s a terrible Marry Poppins impression, it’s a terrific Nanny McPhee impression
thats what i was thinking. i was like "that aint mary poppins, but it was a damn good nanny mcphee"
nanny mcphee was a good movie
@@NightmareKing0203 It was!
@@hfar_in_the_sky the person you need is nanny mcphee
@@NightmareKing0203 Nanny Mcphee is not in our books, Nanny Mcphee is not in anyone's books
After seeing the end, i guess Marcus did figure it out
Good on Marcus, glad he was able to figure it out
0:33 “I’M MARY POPPINS Y’ALL!”- a space pirate with a red Mohawk
Honestly, with the movies being produced for "modern audiences" nowadays, it's not entirely implausible it could happen in a potential "reboot." 😨
Jake dunking his head in the pool and screaming to wake up in the morning is on the same level as Gabby drinking fizzy coke after brushing her teeth to wake herself up.
It really is a match made in heaven. I have never seen a couple more similar.
@@slewand1070totally true.
I want a relationship like that!
Ellis needs to tan in this survival situation
You want to die to skin cancer? No?
Tan.
A mechanic that should be implemented in EVERY survival game.
WPE always finds a way to make any game a chaotic mess
No, that would be Let's game it out
WPE is a (good) shitshow, no matter the game.
@@Goat_gamering I never said it wasn’t good
Usually it's obvious when people are reading a script sent by the sponsors, but this time it was very obvious, there's no way jonk knew that the word acesynchronus meant before this; cause I sure as hell didn't.
You need to be paid to read a script to say this game has anything more than the art style to look forward to. I'm playing it, it looks pretty... not much more haha
d-do you mean asynchronous?
Yeah, I bet they only played this at all because they were paid to play it. Looking at the game itself, its a very pass/refundable type of game for most people.
It even feels like they don't want to be playing it.
Yeaaah, also the claim that this is a "Highly anticipated game", yeaaaaah no. Until this video came out basically nobody knew it existed, and from just watching, it looks like your typical, generic survival game we've already seen a thousand times before.
Could make a bit of an effort to look less like a sellout shill.
@@loneliberation3483 Well, that is what this is after all, a paid for advert by the makers of that game. Its the first I had heard of it as well.
Which makes me wonder how well they are doing financially, because maybe they are forced to do these just to keep doing what they love.
Cath feeling bad about the fact that she killed the baby piggy made me remember that serial killer that would call 911 crying saying he feels bad but can't stop himself lmao
I kinda want to see the crew have fun with Palworld
Absolutely
literally what i was gonna say😂
they already stream it, a video is probably in order
Enshrouded would probably be fun too, but palworld would be excellent.
@@slimetank394 YEEEESSSSS!
I thought Gabby's foghorn laugh impression was gonna kill me this time, but describing Ellis as a posh motorbike absolutely ended me 😆
i dont think ive ever actually heard ellis curse himself out *by name* in a video until now
10:22 dont worry Ellis, this happens to me at least 4 times a day
You have to wonder the mind of Cath: "I killed a cute baby pig. I hope the others to symphatize me."
10:51 As a Canadian myself, I just wanna go on record and say that it is just the Newfies (Newfoundland people) whose english is something special even to Canadians. However, I can see why Ellis says that, because we write like a Brit, speak like an American and throw in just enough french words to confuse everyone else.
The moment Jonk said Ellis sounds like a posh motorbike, I started laughing out loud 🤣
That "posh motorbike" had me rolling. 😂😂😂😂
I love that Cath was being the opposite of a cuckoo bird.
You mean a penguin?
@@OctyabrAprelya Cuckoos are known for laying their eggs inside of other birds nests. And because their babies are larger, the parent birds prioritises the baby cuckoo and their babies are more likely to die. What Cath did was killing and replacing the mother pig, the opposite of a cuckoo.
@@SproutSmith-l8j Yeah!
And Penguins are known for kidnapping chicks and eggs from other penguins. Just like Cath did 😆
@@OctyabrAprelya Oh cool, I personally did not knew that, that is fascinating. Then yes penguins can work too.
Jake's npc energy hello to start the stream 😂
0:00 Kinda weird to want a tanning salon in a survival situation
0:15 Look I think we need to address the loot goblin in the room
0:29 Alex Poppins
0:47 Sponsored by Inflexion Games, presenting... this game they're ruining, Nightingale!
1:42 Jonk the boomer who burns it for burning sake
2:03 Sleep coordination problems
2:26 Nuisance fire extinguishers
2:52 Alex's steaming log
3:11 The struggles of living with Jonk
3:44 Jonk's foolproof waking up strategy
4:18 When Ellis reads out loud
4:58 The power of reading, nonexistent because they can't/don't do so
5:39 Ellis' essence shop
5:51 Psychopathic planned parenting
6:12 jeronima
6:37 Ellis' sewing table
6:56 The only time the words "Jonk" and "Intellect" are together is when the words "are non-existent" finish the sentence.
7:14 lordbonglethe18th
7:41 Say what you will but, WPE would actually be really good at hunting, only if the prey is themselves.
8:05 WPE's laughs
9:08 Cath the regretful remorseful homicidal monster
9:46 Hello!
10:17 Jonkglish has spread to Ellis
10:39 Ellis sounds like a posh motorbike
11:09 WPE antique roadshow to end it off
how on earth did you do all that
Ellis and Essence. Hmmmm
Maybe he could cover Bring Me To Life under the name, Ellisessence? 😂
_Ba-dum, tiss!_
Don’t worry Gabbie! We all love your laugh
I have to say, I'm really liking the new opening format with a quick clip before the logo.
Marcus did a great job!
I laughed so hard I cried a little at "posh motorbike." Instantly a top 5 WPE moment for me
I think at 4:57 is the angriest Ellis I ever heard. Freakin hilarious when he is angry at the pink clouds XD
Ellis: "Have you tried the fire on and off again?"
Also love that you guys have looked into Nightingale, I saw mention of it the other day and wondered if it was any good!
I think Alex was thinking about nanny McPhee instead of Mary Poppins
Now we need a compilation of posh motorbike moments
When Jonk said Hello! It reminded me of the old Yogscast intro
Alex tries to be Mary Poppins, ends up being Nanny McPhee
5:27 in Jake’s defense it said how much damage they take didn’t say if they take more damage or take less damage.
Alex truly is the most relatable person on the channel
Marcus, im sorry they left you that last bit to work with XD
You’re a legend, mate.
The funniest montage of funniest moments I've seen in a while😂
This brings me joy in the morning lol
Hello... Today's stream we are selling the essence of Ellis and Cath is making leather from baby pigs. Enjoy.
So we've got Gabby the foghorn, Ellis the seagull (or alternatively, posh motorbike)
I'm seeing a theme here. What would the rest be?
I would have thought the closest thing to Merry Poppins for Alex was Yondu.
Also Cath's reaction to tiny piggies was adorable...until she decided she'd literally replace its mother
Alex's Mary Poppins is closer to Nanny McPhee than anything else
this is one of my favorite recent videos!! laughed a lot and loved the editing :D
kinda reminded me a bit of older videos in a really good way
Confused mary poppins with nanny mcfee
Alex’s impression might be closer to Emily Blunt’s Mary Poppins tbh
I like the sound of my own laugh and I'm not narcissistic....
Also love you guys! Keep up the great work!
"Oh iam on fire" *loks at chat log* THE LAST THING YOU DID WAS BE ON FIRE BEFORE BEING ON FIRE
6:02 the end result of cute piggies 😂😂
everyones laugh is lovely
Half the reason I watch WPE is just for Gabby's laugh. Plz don't ever change
*The neighbours' kids watching Jake dunk his head in the pool and violently expel all the air in his lungs before proceeding to pull back up with a smile on his face and go "Ah! I feel much better now!"*
Yummy, Cath meat!
0:19
We've got a solid candidate for Cursed Comment of the Year!
And it's still February.
@@OctyabrAprelya its an honor!
I adore this game and can't wait to see it grow and get even better!
10:23 I like how he just shouted at himself
No TWO playthroughs are ever same, Jonk! Come on, man!
I've been following this game for like two years !!! so stoked its finally out :D
the fact that they mentioned marcus their editor and marcus is just like "oh, OH REALLY NOW?"
Don't worry Gabby, I snort when I laugh and I hate it.
Honestly, that "Hello" really reminds me of an Ashens video more than anything else.
Anyone else have the mental image of Alex singing spoonful of sugar or was it just me?
jake at 9:49 sounds like an npc HELLO ADVENTURER!
If there's one game the WPE crew absolutely MUST play, it's Streets of Rogue. I don't know how they haven't yet.
8:40 i was expecting to hear "pull up, terrain terraun, pull up"
an antiques roadshow reference in this day and age, what a treat
Alex as Mary poppins is terrifying 😂
As a Canadian, it’s true, we can barely understand each other
8:24 aww, don’t worry gabby! People say I laugh like an asmhathic zebra, it’s fine in comparison.
Palworld next? Or straight to Helldivers
been following the development of this on tiktok for so long, so nice to see it be playable
I need to see a posh motorbike Ellis merch design. It sounds hilarious.
Pray for Marcus🙏😂
meanwhile on antiques roadshow:
*presents a shotgun that used to belong to the legendary family feud of the application mountains*
oh thats 6 bucks.
I don’t know about Mary Poppins!
I think Alex’s character looks more like an Oompa Loompa! 😂
Jeronima from a random name generator?
Jake, get the ring, quick
Shout out to Marcus
Wrangling this zoo crew together cleanly in the edits
ELLIS POSH MOTORBIKE FITS WAY TOO WELL
Hoping that WPE can play 'the long drive' basically it's desert bus on the Sega CD but worse, containing...
-A sadistic end goal of driving 5500km
-Practically infinite car customisation
-The most broken multiplayer on top of an already busted game
Hope to see a video one day!
I like all of you xD you guys make my day. all the chaos. all the shittery and comedy. all of it.
All three of them thinking of human leather is amazing and horrofying
I wonder if they are ever gone play hell divers 2.
Been watching these peeps for years and never felt the need to comment. But i never thought i would hear Ellis shout out his own name like the rest of the crew does when he trolls XD
Ellis’s Extraordinary Essence Club.
If its funny once, its funny everytime~
And Marcus did a fantastic job!
Essence of Ellis, a WPE perfume brand with perfumes that smells of various precious metals.
12:12 I think he did figure it out, cause I lacked the context and it was still funny xD
oh joy! a new funny vid from the gang.
By the way the legend breath of the wild had a multiplayer mod it's hellarius
0:23 My oshi can't be this heavy and HOT!
6:02 Top Ten Horror Movies.
Honestly, the “Hello” intro sounds more like Rick Steve’s Europe.
4:58 nice one gobby
A spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down!
7:51 - 8:02 May I introduce you maniacs to Rimworld? If you so desire (which you will), you can make entire clothings out of human skin.
that is good idea to add new character in Looney Tunes, but, not even Bugs Bunny have patient for it 🤣
I wanna see a countdown outro if we have the antiques intro. Same time, same place, you be sure of it. Good afternoon.
Oh thank goodness I got to see this before actually getting the game. The advertisements made it look like an mmorpg, not a crafting game like Forest or ARK
One thing not mentioned is the fact that the game is always online, you cannot play this game without a constant internet connection. Even playing solo, you are playing through an online server. Which means if the servers go down, the game shuts down forever and you lose everything as you don't actually own the game.
Good job as always Marcus!
atleast yall have distinct laughs, i switch between like 3 or 4 randomly
Always a pick me up to watch you guys. ❤❤❤
Thx i found some real gems watching your channel
"here is some old crap for noone really cares about" or as i like to call it "WPE" 😂