Jake: "That's a ship wheel" Ellis: "It's the closest thing to an anus there is" Ellis if that looks almost like an anus to you I think you need to go and see a doctor
4:10 A trick to get even more production out of your city is to leave it on Food focus, but when the new citizen spawns, manually move them to a production tile so that way you get extra hammers and have a fast growing city! Also floodplains rule, chop all the rainforests, and you don't need more than 3-4 mines per city.
"Tesco Value Lasagna" - I'm gonna keep that one 🤣 The crossaint story is really as WPE as it gets. Gabby tells she ate the bag and no one catches that part because they're caught up on the T of crosson.
Dont worry, Gabby, we've all been there. In college, I made myself a turkey and cheese sandwhich. forgot to take the wax paper out from between the cheese slices. Couldn't figure out why it was so chewy
Man, the Harry Potter discourse put me in mind of those _legendary_ abriged versions made by Coldmirror, aka Kathrin Fricke in 2006, those jokes would've fit right in there. Such a shame they were in German. I believe the respective title translations would be as follows. Engl. "Harry Potter and a stone" (ger. "Harry Potter und ein Stein") Engl. "Harry Potter and the secret porn chamber" (ger. "Harry Potter und der geheime Pornokeller") Engl. "Harry Potter and the plastic goblet" (ger. "Harry Potter und der Plastikpokal") All I'm saying is _'Fresh Dumbledore'._
God I love this group so much. Always makes my day brighter to see them. If possible please try Total Warhammer 3. I'd like to see some of your reactions playing together in that game 🤣🤣🤣
Just because they brought it up. Hufflepuff: Overall goody 2 shoes. Gryfindor: Get into trouble but still good. Ravenclaw: Relatively ok but slightly deceptive. Slytherin: Straight up bad and jackwagons (jocks).
when i was in preschool we got cupcakes and I didn't know what a cupcake was so I just ate the wrapper was probably there for like ten minutes, thinking "boy this sure is chewy" before I finally managed to swallow it i don't know how I've survived to today
I'm from NZ too and it didn't even occur to me that croissant was said wrong because that is how I also said it, I then thought to myself "well wouldn't I be taking the piss if I didn't pronounce the t at the end?" and then that was said a few seconds later
So I've seen the entirety of the Harry Potter movies and read some of the books and I thought the same thing about Ravenclaw. But at no point did I realize just how many rules the trio broke. Gryffindor now makes more sense.
Civ7 comes out in Feb, will be interested to see what you guys think of it, if you decide to give it a try! I'll probably wait a couple months, at least, for the price to come down, but it looks promising from what I've seen so far!
Not anymore. These days most glues are made with a combination of synthetics such as PVA and ethanol. But back in the day before synthetic glues were invented, people used collagen (the protein found primarily in tendons, cartilage, and ligaments) to make glue. Horses weren’t used more than other animals per say, but it was a convenient way to make use of a dead or dying horse
Civ6 grew on me over time. They got a lot right with the expansions, but it would have been nice if some of those features were in the base game. Still hate that workers can only do 3 tasks by default, though, wish it was five. I _always_ add more turns with a card as soon as I can.
So Jake ate a fork and Gabby ate a bag. They truly are meant to be together
Literal Goats
Imagine if they had a kid and it ate a spoon lol
Gabby pretends she's an old victorian lady, and Jake pretends he shits outside!
Clint eastwood.
Jonk accidentally dropping a c bomb is fucking hilarious
As an Aussie, i fucking lost it 😂
"I'm lactating out of control"
-Alex 2024
Literally had me dying when he said that, i was like hol' up haha 😂
Wheezed so hard woke up my cat 🤣
Jake: "That's a ship wheel"
Ellis: "It's the closest thing to an anus there is"
Ellis if that looks almost like an anus to you I think you need to go and see a doctor
And it amazed that it was ELLIS misrepresented it.
I'm French and the fact that it's then ENGLISH people who were angry at Gabby from prounouncing "Croissant" with the "T" made me laugh uncontrollably
Cultural victory irl
I'm English and hearing people say croissant with either a hard R and/or T really irritates me. XD
Glad to see that i'm not the only one
The one that irritate me the most i think is "omelette du fromage" that one is just so wrong.
@@BelialGahava Oh-my-lette thou (a)fro-mage
And before you start scalping me:
1) This is trully what i heard someone saying
2) I regret nothing!!!
4:10 A trick to get even more production out of your city is to leave it on Food focus, but when the new citizen spawns, manually move them to a production tile so that way you get extra hammers and have a fast growing city! Also floodplains rule, chop all the rainforests, and you don't need more than 3-4 mines per city.
the image of Voldemort driving a Hilux sent me into a wheezing fit of laughter! 😂😂😂😂
Do other countries have hiluxes or just Australia/New Zealand??
And the sorting hat is one of those has with the balls dangling off them. I can’t remember what they’re call. I’m aussie I should know it!
Snape being like "Potter, you c*nt"
Voldemort: Beep beep, muthafucka!
@@torakunoichi Loads of hiluxes in the middle east, they´re really good at carrying...weaponry
"Tesco Value Lasagna" - I'm gonna keep that one 🤣
The crossaint story is really as WPE as it gets. Gabby tells she ate the bag and no one catches that part because they're caught up on the T of crosson.
Maybe this time Jake will beat Gabby to the Great Library
Well since its not in the video, I would assume Jake didn't get it or else he would have made a loud celebration for getting it first.
@@claywatterson1195 Only to find out it was a notification glitch and that Gabby did actually build it before him once again.
@@dreymak4071 That would be perfect.
Alex is the embodiment of intrusive thoughts.
The lactating part at the end x'))))
When jake says the "c-bomb" i just fucking loose it instantly and have to watch it a bunch of times, it always gets me
Yes
I love the different fonts whenever Jake goes all posh
I Like to Imagine the gang in 50 years sometimes still making these juvenile jokes
Cant wait
1:50 Laughed so hard I started choking and suffocating
When I heard Daddy Welsh I was thinking what's "cath dad doing here?"
Expectable, have a nice day
Dont worry, Gabby, we've all been there. In college, I made myself a turkey and cheese sandwhich. forgot to take the wax paper out from between the cheese slices. Couldn't figure out why it was so chewy
I like the game Ellis plays where he tries to guess the original name/word Jake was trying to pronounce but horribly mutilates when thanking donors.
12:04 Alex being Alex, as normal.
2:48 my new favorite wpe moment ever
30 seconds in, but I've already heard "Oh, my game just crashed." That is the single most relatable thing about Civ V. Love this game.
"I'm lactating out of control" Needs to be added to Alex's wiki page under quotes
Alex really is just that one middle man of the group that just gets flamed constantly.
3:10 Cath’s reactions sound like my grandmother getting her hair washed
9:17 I have no words Jonk, none
4:16 this one better be in the best of 2024
Brilliant 😂
I have a cold at the moment and each laugh caused a coughing fit 😂
Good morning wpe thanks for the new vids! Absolutely love the content! Hence why I'm a member now 🤣
We need a compilation of Jake being mocked for having a posh accent
I'm losing it at the cheek sound part, I know how to do that too 😂
10:45
The start of Ellis’s Precious Croissant Club
"Elise, how is my croissant pronounced, Elise?"
It should be the Ellis' Precious Pastries Club...
Brilliant video. Love seeing the return of Civ rage 😂
First time watching this channel in a while, I forgot how chaotic it was
11:10 love the "hello"
Gabby is that one Civ who thinks building all the wonders will benefit them but then gets surprised that they lost.
6:55 that OoOo remember me OOOOH CHAMPAGNE
11:08 Is just reminding me of Mel saying bag-el and not bagel 😂
I like how Alex mocks Gabby’s ability to play Civ while she’s always built the Great Library before Jake
Every time I go into one of these videos expecting it to be special, and every time it surprises me with just how special it is.
Don't worry Gabby atleast you eating the bag is more normal accident than Jake eating the fork 😂
Don't worry, Gobby, I've eaten pastries along with the bag/wrapping as well a few times, you're not alone there.
Man, the Harry Potter discourse put me in mind of those _legendary_ abriged versions made by Coldmirror, aka Kathrin Fricke in 2006, those jokes would've fit right in there. Such a shame they were in German.
I believe the respective title translations would be as follows.
Engl. "Harry Potter and a stone" (ger. "Harry Potter und ein Stein")
Engl. "Harry Potter and the secret porn chamber" (ger. "Harry Potter und der geheime Pornokeller")
Engl. "Harry Potter and the plastic goblet" (ger. "Harry Potter und der Plastikpokal")
All I'm saying is _'Fresh Dumbledore'._
I saw "harry potter and a Stone" and thought "harry potter and a kidney stone"
ngl jonk's fuck up in the harry potter bit made me spit out an entire mouthful of dr pepper onto my bed
I just realized that Gabby is basically Honey B Lovely from FFXIV. Just a deadly idol who can be equally precious and deadly at the same time.
3:25 if you are alone on land, you're not conquering, you just strolling with determination
I love how Gabby's wheeze laugh is infecting Jake's
The fact that in New Zealand Ram Raids are a thing that are a funny reference.... is New Zealand in the equivalent of the UK in the 70/80s? XD
4:54 7:27 the argument leading up to this and this was both painful and hilarious in the stream lol
I love the Civ stuff
Same 🏞👍💻
Now this is good stuff
10:45
Ellis' Precious Pastries Club...
God I love this group so much. Always makes my day brighter to see them. If possible please try Total Warhammer 3. I'd like to see some of your reactions playing together in that game 🤣🤣🤣
0:06 That's the 8 pointed star of chaos.
You guys always make me laugh. I wanna get my friends to check you out but nobody ever listens to me and it's their loss!
Civilization is how i discovered wpe a long time back this is almost nostalgic lol
This crew playing war hammer 3 would be too tier
11:20 reminds me of when jonk ate a fork
lmao
bag paper has been consumed
england moment
yay more civ
I was put into Hufflepuff aswell! No wonder there is so much chaos everyday.
7:14 you can have my em bussy?
I'm going to start liking getting videos early
1:05 "oh sorry you didnt tell me on chat "
Yep defenetly not cheating
Hearing the jokes about New Zealand as a New Zealander is class
3:06 sounds like my dog eating ice cream.
With all the banking Gabby did on bloons, surprised she forgot how loans and interest worked.
Just because they brought it up.
Hufflepuff: Overall goody 2 shoes.
Gryfindor: Get into trouble but still good.
Ravenclaw: Relatively ok but slightly deceptive.
Slytherin: Straight up bad and jackwagons (jocks).
11:22 no one cared about eating a bag cause Jake ate the prongs off a fork twice.
Gabby also eats the white lines while driving down the road.
Love the cursive
I kind of want to see them all attempting Vox Populi (the amazing giga-sized Civ5 community re-balance mod that works in multiplayer) now lol. :D
when i was in preschool we got cupcakes and I didn't know what a cupcake was so I just ate the wrapper
was probably there for like ten minutes, thinking "boy this sure is chewy" before I finally managed to swallow it
i don't know how I've survived to today
11:58, why did WPE sound like the two annoying unicorns from Charlie the Unicorn?
This helps me getting through the fucking day even though I was In a hurricane I still have ways to luagh
You ok?
@@johnjack2260 yeah I am ok I am happy that I am home
09:09 I don't understand the context, I know nothing about New Zealand
Gabby eating part of a bag....at least it wasn't part of a fork
Is this Civ 5 or Civ 6? Also congrats to Alex and Ellis for defending the correct pronunciation of croissant there.
I want to know to and i thonk its 5 based on the looks but i'm Not sure
That's definitely Civ V.
8:59-9:26 Had me rolling
This may be the most posh episode of WPE I’ve ever seen, and it was mostly everyone just making fun of each-other for being posh pedantic a-holes.
I'm from NZ too and it didn't even occur to me that croissant was said wrong because that is how I also said it, I then thought to myself "well wouldn't I be taking the piss if I didn't pronounce the t at the end?" and then that was said a few seconds later
Jake and Ellis swapped roles in the first bit
Is it weird that whenever Ellis speaks I picture him looking like Lord Farquaad?
If there is no one else there it’s not called conquering, it’s called taming.
3:09 Help, it's not working, I'm smiling too much!
So I've seen the entirety of the Harry Potter movies and read some of the books and I thought the same thing about Ravenclaw. But at no point did I realize just how many rules the trio broke. Gryffindor now makes more sense.
Honestly the smartest Jonk thing this week was calling out the others for the croissant, yer not french lads ;D
9:22 WOW
Civ7 comes out in Feb, will be interested to see what you guys think of it, if you decide to give it a try! I'll probably wait a couple months, at least, for the price to come down, but it looks promising from what I've seen so far!
I don’t think I can look at a ship wheel icon the same ever again.
Nobody is going to bring to attention that jonk said Huffpuff?
nice
we need a detecated guide by gabby on how to do the clapping sound with your mouth-
the "an*s" they were talking about is the symbol of budhism
3:01 I can't do that
6:03 Wait, isn't that the primary ingredient for glue? Horses? Is that how their made?
Not anymore. These days most glues are made with a combination of synthetics such as PVA and ethanol. But back in the day before synthetic glues were invented, people used collagen (the protein found primarily in tendons, cartilage, and ligaments) to make glue. Horses weren’t used more than other animals per say, but it was a convenient way to make use of a dead or dying horse
0:26 did Gabby just say a line from Supernatural?
Playing the superior civ nice
Civ6 grew on me over time. They got a lot right with the expansions, but it would have been nice if some of those features were in the base game. Still hate that workers can only do 3 tasks by default, though, wish it was five. I _always_ add more turns with a card as soon as I can.
Jake casualy doing anyrhing but beating the gay for ellis alienations
Yeah, I got Ravenclaw, after I took the test for it for Hogwarts Legacy.
10:48
_Quasso’_
Gabby, don't worry about how you pronounce croissant, we french don't care, but please, don't eat the bag that comes with it, thank you :)