Amazon Warehouse Begins Testing 5'9" Human-Like Robot
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- Seth Meyers does his monologue for Tuesday, March 5, before stepping away from bleak and depressing news to share the kind of story we need right now.
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"English" also defeated Trump.
🤣😂
Same for the umbrella.
Nice!
English is being really nasty with the guy, as of late 😂
@@enricogattone432 well... it's not like he "has the best words".
Wait free soda fountain? THEY HAD AN OPEN BAR?!
THIS IS THE STORY WE NEED RIGHT NOW
Too funny!
Yeah, free soda, just need to BYOS to spike it with.
a free fountain POP
😂
@@sueshea8204 haha you said pop!
Hey Seth, that was my sister that called you “Seth Green” at the Denver airport last week. She said she was mortified when she realized her mistake and had to run back and find you to apologize. Both of our families watch your show, and she does actually know who you are! Here’s to another 907 episodes of Corrections!
Omg how embarrassing 😂
Hey, at least she got to make her Correction!
@@chezmoi42 🎯😃
Cool story, bro. Then what happened?
That's the kind of mind-fart I would make if I ever ran into Seth. Tell your sister I feel for her and that I'm so happy to hear there are more people like me out there. She'll have an even greater story to tell people now. If I ever run into her, the Negroni is on me!
That WAS a story I needed right now
I was in tears. Tears? Yes tears because that WAS the story I needed now and forever. May the funky fresh beats and mellow melodies forever become the ear worms of happiness and glad tidings for those bright stars that have shown weddings don't have to be overworked detailed tragedies. Weddings can be about simple pure love. I wish them the BEST!
Amen!
Me too.
Awww
❤❤❤ matters 😊
Glad I wasn’t alone.
In my view, getting married in a bathroom is disrespectful to yourself. But not for this couple! no, of course it isn't: they only did it to show off on social media. Next: them licking the bathroom floor for more views.
I believe they will make it in life, they got their priorities right !! Good luck !!
Dammit!!! Why am I touched by this??? Especially the vows...
Very sweet bathroom wedding! Not a phrase I would ever have thought I would form.
I love the kind of story we need right now. More of these please!!! Love the happy news!
Me too 😊
+1!! I was so happy to not see Trump's name in the video title for once lol
Yeah definitely,it's politically unprecedented times and need comedians more than ever to call out the b.s. but need a good balance of fun too.
Loved this!
Yes
When I first heard about a wedding in a gas station restroom I thought it wasn’t a great idea but after seeing this and knowing it was a disco restroom and how happy the couple was that looked really unique.
You don’t understand how insane the bathroom wedding story is to me.
Let me explain. My fiancé and I are 46 days from our wedding and still don’t have a venue. We got our marriage license today and the woman giving our license asked if we were getting married at the courthouse. I made the joke to my fiancé in retort that I’d rather get married in a bathroom than the courthouse because more people would be able to come to the bathroom wedding than the courthouse wedding.
Lo and behold - bathroom weddings exist and have officially made it onto the list of possible venues for our wedding.
I’d get a short-term lease house with a large yard.
Or if you wanna go really cheap, recreational halls are available just about everywhere.
We got married in a field under a tree with a minister and one dear friend who took pictures. Best wedding ever. My cousin had a potluck wedding that I heard was a blast. I hope y’all decide on something very low stress and fun for all, especially you guys. Disco ball bathroom does sound like fun though, right?. And everyone can get something they like to eat, no fussing over special diets needed.
Reserve that Buc-ee’s!
In graduate school, 2 of my friends got married at a park. They had reserved the shelter for the reception. Her parents came from France, his came from Colombia, and his roommate/ best friend became ordained through an online program so that he could marry them. It was pot luck. Everyone brought something and some of their friends made beer and put their photo, names and dates on the labels.
It was a super hot summer day. And the only thing that broke up the reception was that the World Cup was going on and I think Holland was playing Colombia that year. So everyone left at 5 or 530 so that they could watch the game with air conditioning.😅
I hope you decide on somewhere that just gives you joy! Congratulations!
Wait 'till that robot finds out it doesn't get an oil leak break. THAT'S how Skynet turns bad, son.
I don't think the robot is a Volkswagen. 😂
Hopefully they get Bezos and Musk first...😂
Then he’s gonna stick it to the man… kind
Jajajajajajajajajajajaja
exactly!
Logen and Tiana: 🎉 CONGRATULATIONS!🎉
I need you two to STAY MARRIED, and to invite Seth to your ten year anniversary party, please!!!
Or Seth could invite them over to celebrate.
At the same disco bathroom.
In my view, getting married in a bathroom is disrespectful to yourself. But not for this couple! no, of course it isn't: they only did it to show off on social media. Next: them licking the bathroom floor for more views.
Almost cried.
I love "Kind of Story..." ever since 'Grandma strangles Bobcat' ( the very first "Kind...")
I suggested to Seth last week that he cover the person here who was bitten by a Coyote and throttled it to death so that they could do a study and see if it was rabid or not. It had bitten one other person already. I guess either they could not find footage or they just didn't want to do that story again 🤷🏻♀️
Gotta love breast feeding mom running off goose snatching eagle....while still breastfeeding!
@@LindaC616Did it have rabies or what?
I would also like an update on the coyote.
Weight lifting Grandma beats burglar. My favorite.
Omg the wedding was perfection 😭😭 I am so happy for them I hope they have a long and loving marriage
That guy who said we must "fight like hell" got defeated by an umbrella too
Rudys dream was to be a slavish loyal henchman debasing himself repeatedly on international stage.
He purposely sweated out hairdrye, had flatulance in a hearing to fully commit to ritualistic humiliation for a man who never did anything more than use him.
I'm glad his dream came true,I hope it was every bit as fabulous as I'm sure he dreamt it would be.
@@mrblonde1264... true, but ... relevance? (Asking for a redhead.)
@Srikumar_
As well as by a flap of toilet paper plus whatever caused it to stick to his shoe
Didn't Seth admit to also being defeated by an umbrella a few weeks back? He tried to tackle it only to be swatted down by a single blow.
Only thing that dude ever fought was his waistline. Gdamn draft dodger.
Congratulations Logan and Tiana!
Funking Awesome!
Blue 💙💙 💙 Tsunami 🌊🌊🌊!!!
🗽💙🌊🗽
We’ll never know if a Disco Bathroom could have saved Blockbuster Videos.
Humpback whales name makes a lot more sense now.
😂 My first thought too!!
As opposed to sperm whales?🐳
@@annebruecks7381 Great perverted minds think a like.
Woozle, Anne, and Louie, you're all too clever! Thanks for the laughs. 😅
Wow way to keep wedding costs down!!!!
Koodos to those Thrift Heros!
And it was fun too!
The bathroom wedding story ended up being a LOT better than I originally imagined! Previously, I only heard jokes about how sad it was with no details.
I had heard that they got married in a gas station restroom and thought it was sad. I did not realize it was the disco bathroom! I have heard stories about that place before and seen a short video. Definitely more fun
@@LindaC616 I've never heard of the Disco Bathroom before at all! It seems to me that it should be mentioned every time this story is told, and not ignored like it usually is.
@@MatthewTheWanderer Maybe the people telling the story are just jealous that it was so cool and fun that it outshone their own expensive ceremony.
@@chezmoi42 Could be... But, I was thinking about jokes told on SNL's Weekend Update or by other late-night hosts.
@@MatthewTheWanderer I only heard of it recently. It's a Bucky's in Kentucky. I think daily dose of internet covered it
I bet that gas station was spotless on this day
Not me crying over a gas station disco bathroom wedding right now, what even is this world. Best of luck to the couple, such a wholesome story!
Corrections forever! Never stop!!
yasssss
Yaaaaaaaaaaas
If we stop at 100, I'm deleting TH-cam and all my Google products!!
AGREED! Think about your beloved jackals...where would we re-home?(nowhere! that's the correct answer! we'd be jackals without a home & i don't think you want that on your conscious, right Seth?!🤞🏽🦊🙄)
Long live corrections!!!! 🎉 we need Thursday night Seth now more than ever! It’s an election year!!! What, Seth’s family needs him more??
And an umbrella...an umbrella beats him any day!
My husband and I only spent $350. on our wedding. I’m shocked that 34yrs later I find out it could have been cheaper if only the local gas station made their bathroom into a disco.
Wishing you both many more anniversaries. You can still recite your vows at the nearest disco gas station restroom.
I doubt it was actually cheaper, when you include the dress & suit, sadly
@@Hana9916 borrowed my dress and my husband wore a suit he had. We don't have to copy their look. It's the location I'm talking about.
@@stan4now thank you! LoL! Just need to find one. Maybe for our 40th.
@@Hana9916 maybe it wouldn't have been cheaper, but they certainly had more ambience in their location. I say, bravo to them and many years of happiness.
That was honestly heartwarming a.f.
Thank you for reminding us there are good things sometimes too. :)
Congratulations to the new couple!
Point of fact: Stormy Daniels also beat Trump (with a Forbes Magazine).
YES!
🤣
Graphics team couldn't mock up a tinder profile for the robot (preferably with googly eyes)
They appear to have spent their googly eye allotment on the dodo burger.
GIMME THE GOOGS!
Christopher Walken : "Yeah if the robot had googly eyes then at least you know where you stand with it because you can see into its eyes however people who do not like extended eye contact should not mess with googly eyes it could trigger what ever deep problems they have with eye contact. I put googly eyes on all my plants so I know where I stand with them."
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@@Wildstar40
🪴👀💚 Thank you!!! I'd never seen that!!! 👏🤣
It has been way too long for 'A Story We need right now' thank you!
Yes! Disco bathroom Wedding! Woot
Great story at the end. Congratulations to the couple 😊
Wonderfully thoughtful wedding gift to the happy couple from Seth and the crew! Cheers!
This was the kind of story that the wedding industry did NOT need right now. Imagine what would happen if couples learned that their special day could be fun, meaningful, and free with the purchase of a Big Gulp.
Imagine the urine stains on the bottom of that wedding dress!
The bathroom button story I heard what's about a guy who took the off ramp have a freeway because nature was calling. And instead of a gas station there was only a beauty shop. He rushed in and asked if he could use the bathroom. The lady said yes but don't push the third button. Okay already. But when he was there he pushed the first button and his bottom wash flushed with warm water. So pushed the second button, and the was air dried with warm air. He couldn't resist pushing the third button and woke up in the hospital. The beauty shop owner was And said I told you not to push the third button. Why what did it do. It was a tampex remover.
I think we should introduce Trump to that bathroom. He never obeys rules.
That IS the kind of story we need right now. Thanks!
The McDodo needed googs!
#AnimalFlub !!!
I had a slushy machine at my wedding 😂
The fun things matter!
I love The Kind of Story We Need Right Now, and I especially love this one. I had heard about the bathroom wedding, but in a very snarky, dismissive way. Like many others, I scoffed and moved on without looking into it any further. Well shame on me, because that was rad as hell. Thanks, Seth! Mnohaya lita, and funky disco bliss to the happy couple!
Same, bc I didn't realize that it was in the disco bathroom!
OK I legit got choked up during the wedding story.
If TTUMP gets back in the entire world is screwed!
Ok, I unironically teared up during those wedding vows. They are so silly and so sincere. They're going to be a wonderful couple and I hope they have many happy years together.
What a cool and beautiful wedding story! The closest wedding I've seen otherwise was at a movie theater.
May that couple live happily ever after.
Amazing good news in a world of such crazy antagonist things against it!!
Que Viva El Amor..❤
A true love story 💙💙💙💙💙
I love the wedding
It is joy any time people do their own thing. ❤❤❤
That marriage is going to last 60 plus years
Or it could go straight down the drain... But either way, what a great memory.
"....and ramps!" 😂
Wish he'd included the pic of wind defeating rump.
@@notme2day fo you mean, the wind messing up his hair?
@@humanlifeforce there's that ... and then the time the toilet paper defeated him and a bottle of water.
And the eagle!
Don't forget the time he was outsmarted by an umbrella.
An umbrella also defeated Trump. ☂️
Also wind & rain against his fear of messing up that thing he calls “hair”.
That IS the dopest wedding I've seen in a long time.
I wonder if "Let's have our wedding in a gas station bathroom" first started out as a joke.
Maybe it's where they met?
Damn! Seth forgot about that time Stormy Daniel's beat Donald Trump 😂
Who gave Seth the glow up in his post-vid photo? I think he got jealous of Matt’s latest headshot 😂
So that’s how Humpback Whales got their name! (Or Brokeback Whales.)
They should team up with the sperm whales and have a fourgy.
"You need to pee? Sorry; best I can do is more fluids."
Hostess Cupcakes? YESSS!!!👍👍
Kyle Kinane: highly underrated and extremely talented comedian! Dude is fucking HILARIOUS
We need more of these disco bathrooms!
I thought the happy frog face on the sign was a funny touch. 😄Do not touch the red button🐸 🔴
There's one in the Netherlands in the Walibi theme park, so there's probably more places where they have one
its the free fountain pop that makes this WHOLESOME
As a 5'8" guy: Gents, we had a good run. It's been an honor.
^This
That was amazing. Thank you
A robot could never replace you!
@@nikolascagefreeeggs307it's already begun.
Tom Cruise is only 3ft tall,never done him any harm,hang in there.
Keep the faith brother.
Yay! The kind of story we need right now! I thought they're not doing this segment anymore. 🎉
With all the bad news lately you have cleansed my soul and restored my happiness. Thank you.
Um, when did you talk about the human-sized Amazon robots? I read the title and immediately wanted to watch since I work at Amazon. Most warehouse jobs, especially at Amazon, would be better suited to being done by robots.
broke back ocean😂
Cheers and Blessings to your marriage. Love is the beauty. Your story deserves praise. I wish you many happy memories.
"I now pronounce you man & wife". Then, the Toilet flush!!!!!
*correction:* *husband* and *wife*
and if you insist .... 🚽💢💦😆
Are they tax deductible? Like children because I'll give you all my embryos if I get a tax break.😂
Dope wedding Logan and Tiana! We need your story 🎉
Congrats on you're marriage!
ngl when he said "this is the kind of story we need right now," i wasn't expecting it to actually be the kind of story we need right now.
Seth, Neil Patrick Harris, & Michael Straham, are all 3 related to the real King Charlemagne. So if you’re related to King Charlemagne, you’re related to those 3 too.
As a Wisconsin man that sounds about right 🤔
... and she handed him the pokeball, which he touched to his ring finger and promptly disappeared inside of.
I love how the bathroom closed sign offered a FREE DRINK for the inconvenience!!! lol
and they'll need the cup later! lol
Amazon Robot: What is my purpose?....You pass butter....Omg 😢....
And no bathroom breaks!
I worked in an Amazon warehouse….they use broken broom handles to unclog inject lines stack boxes as high as possible because the bailer gets jammed at least 3 times a shift. We’re not going to be replaced by robots. Overthrown and subjugated reverse iRobot style sure👍🏻
No but for real there's an awesome merch company called KyforKy that brought that Verona bathroom to our attention. I've not been there yet but I will.
Corrections Forever! I need more Animal Flubs!
I adore everything about that little gas station wedding. ❤️
That kind of wedding story we all need right now was the bast story that ive heard in a long time! What fun, refreshing, non-political, positive story! I loved it❣️💕 Thank you!
Dang lol that true love if such a thing exists 😂😂
From across the pond, where we only get bits of this show, what a nice gesture to share this beautiful news we need right now with all the rest of us! Blessings to the couple keeping it real.
I loved the story of Logan and Tianna...it made me cry and I never cry at weddings...
Here we go. The first human robots that will eventually take over. We’ll look back at this with a hearty laugh. If we’re here…
Imua good friend is a dog groomer who can’t make enough money to support her and paralyzed mom. She also works nights at Amazon fulfillment centers. It’s a ridiculously hard job!
Cool. Love Seth. I work as an epigenticist. No surprise Emily and Tyler may be related. Go Tyler. Vote blue 💙
We need news like that.
One of THE BEST segments!
More of these please!!!
I lived and worked in Kentucky for about 3 years. Yes, it was a little kooky sometimes but I've been all over the world and these were the nicest, most helpful, most welcoming darn people I've ever met in my life. This is the story we need right now!
The dodo bird was know to taste very bad, it was just a bad joke people will say "it die because it was easy to catch and taste good". The bird was tasteless and chewy, which i have to remind we had to breed chicken for many years before we even started to like it. So people just kill it because it was easy to catch, then we add cats to the island and those flightless bird did not last long .
This is the kinda story we need right right now! 3:44
That guy in Wisconsin (Don Gorske) only eats Big Macs (though someone once paid him 5$ to eat a Burger King Whopper, then he used the $5 to buy another Big Mac).
So unless McDonalds makes Big Macs with Dodo meat, that guy in Wisconsin isn't eating it.
Side note; when the price of gasoline got too high, Don Groske stopped driving to McDonalds every day, but he didn't stop eating 2 Big Macs every day. Instead he drove to McDonalds only twice a week & bought enough Big Macs to last him 3 or 4 days. It's pretty sad that anyone would rather eat 3 or 4 day-old Big Macs, instead of riding a bicycle. But I guess that's America for you.
eating a 10 minute old big mac is disgusting, let alone DAYS old big macs..
Correction - you missed the obvious joke; “sorry you can’t unload your bladder, so why don’t you down another 40 ounces of pop”
I was thinking along similar lines. funny af 😆
Definitely the kind of story we need right now!!!! ❤❤❤❤
I have to say Speedway bathroom state to state has been the cleanest one yet ….I always stop for gas and the bathroom and tell the worker they are doing a great job 🎉🎉🎉
We need a wedding at a Buc-ee's restroom, they are spacious and clean, though they need a disco button.
🤫 … they’ll open an adjacent wedding restroom.
At least one of them worked there, right?😅😅
McDonalds on Baffin Island sell a McPuffin breakfast sandwich.
Toilet paper and wind have defeated trump bigly!