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@@andresrios9855Oh I am just laughing the fact that blitz is just singing happily “We got a nice arrangement and it is working out just fine, well keep it light!” Meanwhile stolas having a mental breakdown and having the best cut scenes “I’LL FUCKING-!” 😂😂😂
in the beginning i completely forgot that the video will end after a swear so i just burst out laughing, i was so distracted of how cute baby stolas was lmao
ik this is unnecessary but i'mma list the characters that say the first swear word in each of the episodes: 1 - Paimon 2 - Stella 3 - Millie 4 - Stella 5 - Blitzø 6 - Fizzarolli 7 - Mammon 8 - Stolas 9 - Blitzø 10 - Loona 11 - Stella
A show having a lot of swearing can work I watch the sopranos but the way the show uses it makes come off as trying to hard to be different and crass but in the end comes off as juvenile.
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“ILL FUCKING!”
*beautiful waterfall sounds*
5:35
“ello ello ello stolas :3”
You eh- AGHHHHHHH
Haven't been answering my texts and Ive sent you a bunch of funny shit-
I was just at that part when I saw this comment 👁👄👁 5:43
Whenever Stella appears, the episode immediately ends
Stella should be a curse word. Like, just the word Stella
@hensleymoore4514FR
As it should
@@SirStarKat FR
@hensleymoore4514 “shut the stella up”
0:51 "er... which son is this one? they're so fucking-"
"IN THE GREAT EXPANSE OF THE NETHER-"
took me out
THERE EXISTS BOUNDLESS AMOUNTS OF MAGNIFICENT PHENOMENA
BAHA
THE GREAT BRILLIANCE OF AN EXPLODING STAR
That is jafar from Aladdin voiced by the and only Johnathan Freeman
"StolASS" and cut.
*shat* tered
The mirror says the B word
Is that how Stolas got his name? Because he stole Ass?😂
@@marcopikachujibanyannah, its cuz his ass got stolen instead
ohhhhh
episode 4 never stood a chance...
‘Stolas…’
‘Stella…’
‘#-‘
*next episode*
"Cmon, cmon, cmon, cmon, shi-"
*next episode*
*Fizz being silly*
“Rise and shine Ozzie!”
*silly blowhorn*
Again with the horn…
Don’t blame me, blame how f#ckin-
*next episode*
@@H3LLBINthe subtitles said c u next tuesday and if you take the first letter of each word it spells the c word
@@H3LLBIN I'M ACTUALLY CRYING STOLAS TRANSLATES TO CLOTHES 😭
The ones that last longer start with the birds waking up XD
True lol
Ya 😂
It was more esp 8 which surprising lol
lolzz
*gasp*
hello uzi...- cyn lolzz
I'm honestly surprised it even made it to six minutes
thank stolas
Only bc of Stolas mostly
fr, Stolas carried the runtime
It's a good thing not a lot of episodes start with talking. Or at least even remotely swear word worthy conflicts. Sorta.
Episode 1: 53 seconds
Episode 2: 1 minute 34 seconds
Episode 3: 20 seconds
Episode 4: 7 seconds
Episode 5: 12 seconds
Episode 6: 29 seconds
Episode 7: 23 seconds
Episode 8: 1 minute 26 seconds
Episode 9: 12 seconds
Episode 10: 15 seconds
Episode 11: 18 seconds
Thats the runtime baby!
Do u mean season 1 or 2
@caleblynn-u3g I want you to think really hard about that question.
@@Isaac_646 I'm jk it's 2
@caleblynn-u3g Oh! Hehe, good one.
I wish they were time stamped
The fact that blits sung his whole verse and got back to stolas before it ended from STOLAS amazes me
Same. I practically memorized the song and still thought it would be Blitz
Same.
@@danidracogal I fully memorized it and still thought it would be Blitz lmao
2:55 "Stol-ass" "Stella" "(bleep)"
Sips tea angrily
“Stel-lut”
daily reminder that hazbin hotel says the f word more than deadpool 1 and 2 while having an hour less runtime
The f word💀
@utse2474 yeah, fortuitous
It's okay. You can say fuck
@utse2474flabbergasted
@@sleepyjoe1942 flubbledingus
Stella: *exists*
episode: *instantly ends*
"Stolas" "Stella" "f-"
I was NOT expecting Stolas to be the first one to swear in that song-
Same
HALF OF THEM ENDS WITH "FUCKI-"
Can't go more than 6 minutes without a saying one lmfao
no.. more like 30 seconds, this video is the entire series 2.
@@Scarl3t_1 so technically each episode is about 2.72727272727 long before swearing ☠️☠️ (yes i did google this)
@@ashly310 pfft yeah, personally i think hazbin is worse with swearing tho
@@Scarl3t_1 nah fr though as if they dont get enough sex jokes and swears in hb😭
Most of them didn't even get past the 1 minute mark
when the first one started I forgot how far back season 2 started
"Stolass."
"Stella."
"*blee--"
this video being 6:19 minutes says a lot about helluva boss
Rey Mysterio
Watch "It Hits the Fan" episode of South Park
Ermmm actually it’s six minutes and 20 seconds🤓☝️
I think the name also speaks for itself 💀💀
Oh my god I thought this was ONE episode not the whole thing
2:56
**sip of tea**
"Stolas"
"Stella"
**BEEP**
VIDEO ENDS
THE GD TRANSLATION😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
5:30 "We've got a nice arrangement, And it's working out just fine, We'll keep it light!"
*"I'LL FUCKING-"*
"ah yes, stolas has had his heart shat-" - stella
looking for this comment lmao
0:37 ugly ahh baby picture 💀🙏
i never noticed that before, i love how baby goetia apparently look just like how birds do when they first hatch, like little aliens
@zipperooni I only noticed that when watching this vid lol
ass
And there also an egg@@zipperooni
5:32 Why was this so hilarious to me??!?!?! 😂😂
Loona:(mentally) Not a damned song!
Episode ends!
@@andresrios9855Oh I am just laughing the fact that blitz is just singing happily “We got a nice arrangement and it is working out just fine, well keep it light!” Meanwhile stolas having a mental breakdown and having the best cut scenes “I’LL FUCKING-!” 😂😂😂
Actually, it ended when Loona entered. Why you ask? Why not? What makes you think that she won’t curse, especially waking up to a damn musical?
"We'll keep it light!" 😊
*"I'LL FUCKI-"*
4:24 WAITTT FORESHADOWING
Omg you're right!
What you mean this just batman's first appearance
He was practicing for Mastermind xD
@The_froggy_one oh my bad -I mean my bat
You just KNOW Stolas is going through it when he swears before Blitz does XD 5:29
he swears but it didnt count ig
"It's called naturally occuring curse words"
Said vivsiepop as your average episode of helluva can't last 20 seconds without a curse word.
I love helluva but yeah most of these are shoehorned in
@@mondo616 Even when they're angry it sounds weird. It be the voice actors too.
Not true first ep lasted 53 seconds second ep 1minute and roughly 30 seconds
@@mondo616 I think part of it is to match Brandon Rogers. His videos and style of humor is FULL of rapid-fire cursing and over the top jokes
Lol
5:20 i actually expected Blitz to swear first 😂
Me too😭
It's been a bit since I watched that episode, so I genuinely expected it to swap to him and cut to the next episode instantly
Seeing a helluva boss but it ends after a swear word lasting more than a minute is insanity
3:41 petition to make “blame how fuckin-“ the new “ARE YOU FUCKING-“
*signs petition*
*signs petition*
Signs petition
6:01 “ oh sh-“ 😂😂😂
4:10 I LOVE THIS SONG SO MUCHHH
SO DO I :D
I'm actually surprised it managed to go so far without a swear word, and when it stopped, it was because of Stolas, not Blitz as usual.
Everyone loves Stolas songs. ❤️
Too bad Loona “ended” it rather than Stolas, but who can blame her?
5:07 How this dude born with heels on. 💀🙏
Look up goat hooves, the "heels" are just over elongated Dew Claws.
cos hi is fabulose
I hate how every characters has their waist snatched with high heels. I hate those heels…so much
2 episodes ago
Knife holder WoOp De DoO
LUCKY AHH HE GETS MORE HEIGHT
in the beginning i completely forgot that the video will end after a swear so i just burst out laughing, i was so distracted of how cute baby stolas was lmao
ik this is unnecessary but i'mma list the characters that say the first swear word in each of the episodes:
1 - Paimon
2 - Stella
3 - Millie
4 - Stella
5 - Blitzø
6 - Fizzarolli
7 - Mammon
8 - Stolas
9 - Blitzø
10 - Loona
11 - Stella
It's crazy that Stella, who was arguably the least involved main characters right now, had the most first curses
The o is silent it’s Blitzø
@@TooManyFandom there ya go i fixed it, happy?
@ yey
@@masonkane2207shes not a main character though
In my eyes, Stella looks likes an angry parakeet and acts like one.
*Millie walks in*
Loona: "Oh shi-"
Next! 😂
4:07 HELP I HAD THE VIDEO ON 2X AND I CRIED AT THIS PART
SAMEF LMAO
LMAOOO I TRIED IT IM DYING
This is so underrated and funny 😭
POV how I watch Helluva boss around my parents:
3:17
The coocoo bird got a little too excited..
That a rooster but it rise something unpleasant among dawn.
Bro Stolas swore at 4:29 and the episode continued
very clever but no
👏👏👏👏
😂😂😂
explain please :,) i’m stupid
The joke is that he said swore.
4:43 “I’ll believe him and not the voice that says I’m not enough” Real Stolas
5:49 this episode did not last 😭😭😭
It should’ve ended instantly IT HAS A FREKING SWEAR IN ITS NAME ITS THE ONLY ONE
Now I want to see “Helluva boss but it speeds up every time they swear”
Would be quite short lol
@ fr
6 minutes and 20 seconds is actually very impressive-
Okay, stopping at the first syllable of "shattered" was really funny. XD
I thought it was s**T on🤨🤨🤨
"Which son is this again? Theyre so fucking" HUH
- many
5:34 The best cut. Nothing like a good perfectly cut scream.
This made me laugh so much, like genuinely.
I'll never understand why people have such an issue with the swearing, they're all but a blur to me. :o
2:53 THE CUT 😭😭😭😭😭
I will NEVER get over how adorable baby Stolas is!!
5:20, the sad thing here, blitz was actually thinking about stolas a LOT in this x'D... and both were trying to make the other happy.
''Ughhh again with the horn?''
"Don't blame me blame how fucking -''
"Alright folks give it up for the king off all greeen! " 3:41
Each word the episode ended on
1 - F*cking
2 - F*cking
3 - Stupid?
4 - ???
5 - Sh*t
6 - F*ckin’
7 - C-slur
8 - F*cking
9 - Sh*t
10 - Sh*t
11 - Shat
2:54 *stella drinks tea* Stolas stella *stolas drinks tea* ble- *ends immediately after bleep*
Every time Stella shows up there’s going to be a cuss word
I’m surprised this didn’t end after 30 seconds
Vivziepop when she sees a show that dosent have a cuss word every minute
I’m genuinely surprised the video lasted for over a minute tbh
6 minutes?
It's longer than I thought it would've been
(A wholesome scene with an owl baby prince being adorable and hopeful)
“AND HERE COMES PAIMON WITH THE METAL FOLDING CHAIR, WATCH OUT, WATCH OUT-!!!”
5:12 Blitz has heels instead of regular feet!!
All imps have hooves, his are just shaped like that
So basically, if it opens with stolas, you're good for a while but if it opens with Blitzø or Stella, you're fuc-
Child stolas: ADORABLE, ATE.
Stolas in mastermind: ATE!!
5:44 ahhhh!
“StolASS has had his heart SHAT-“
Stella can’t be on the screen for more than one millisecond
The Belphegor happy pills is so much more sad after realizing what they really are
Stolas being the first one to curse in “When I See Him” was absolutely crazy, I figured it was done fore as soon as Blitzø showed
Ty to those who corrected me and didn’t bash me, English isn’t my first language 😭 ( I read it wrong and I was half asleep while commenting this )
She said "Shat upon"
'shat on' lol 😆
@@alexlyson3376 Is shat a bad word 😥
@@alexlyson3376 OH NO I SEE IT NOW TY 😭 ENGLISH ISNT MY FIRST LANGUAGE MB
@@pixeIstorm IK SORRY
Bro the name Stella/Mammon at this point should just be a swear word with the amount of swears they say💀
I'm surprised this lasted a minute
I honestly thought that in "full moon" Blitz was going to say the bad word first hahaha
This is longer than expected
The "pacive version" of helluva boss
Stela: beeee---
😂😂😂 2:58
Alternate Title: HB Season 2, but it ends whenever an adult gouisha (I can't spell it) appears
Or blitz
Good attempt! It's spelled goetia :3
I love how each episode only takes up to a minute at most to boot up swearing.exe
Viziepop at its finest
*sees video on fyp”
"Well, this shouldn’t take long!"
“Stolas”
“Stella”
**episode ends**
Trust me. Watching it at speed 2 and quiet volume is amazing
I tried it, i don't really get what is so amazing about this to be honest.
@leosantosanimacoes i can speedrun the show, even more. Due to my attention span
for me is so funny how at this point you can perfectly notice which parts are writter by viviziepop and which are not
I wonder how much shorter this would be if it were season 1
i think theres a video
It's quite funny that nearly the entire show is Stolas, showing he's essentially the only character that doesn't cuss excessively
0:12 is the cutest 😭🙏🏼
Surprised that it lasted more than 5 mins
2:57 BAHAHAHAHAHA ENDED INSTANTLY
This feels like a parent changing the channel when they hear something they don't like💀
Bro stolas is a little ahh bird that has the balls to be cute but scary when he’s mad
I didn't expect it to gather whole 6 minutes
I'm surprised twitter warriors haven't used this yet to go "see helluva bad!!!!"
A show having a lot of swearing can work I watch the sopranos but the way the show uses it makes come off as trying to hard to be different and crass but in the end comes off as juvenile.
Moxxie is there ever a time where you know when your in an embarrassing moment 2:37
Episode: *includes Stella for 0.002 seconds*
Episode: *ends before it even starts*
The fact it’s only 6 minutes 😭😭
It never starts because of the warning at the start of the episode
2:47 "RRRGRRRRRGRGRGGGGGG... I AM SO FUCKING-"
"Stolas." "Stella."