Wii Shovelware Speedruns are Hilariously Bad

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  • The Nintendo Wii - with it being a very successful system, it came with a ton of games, and by a ton I mean over a thousand. The speedrunner in me decided to look through the depths of speedrun.com to search for quite possibly some of the worst and most laughable Wii speedruns of all time - ranging from infamously broken like "Ninjabread Man" and "Anubis II" to just the plain confusing and lifeless like "Imagine Party Babyz" and "Alvin and the Chipmunks".
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    Music Used:
    0:00 - Intro
    Mario Kart Wii - GCN Cookie Land
    Wii Sports - Select Position
    0:58 - Just Dance
    Dokapon Kingdom - RO SHAM BO!
    2:01 - Cooking Games
    Kirby's Return To Dream Land - Fight! Mid-Boss Battle (Pop Star Mid-Boss Battle) [''Arena & Boss from Kirby's Adventure]
    3:26 - Guy Fieri
    New Super Mario Bros. Wii - Bonus (Yoshi)
    3:52 - Data Design Interactive
    Wii Sports - Results
    5:25 - The Best Game Ever
    M&M's Kart Racing - Unused Track 1
    6:47 - Movie Games
    Wii Party - Pop Coaster
    7:32 - TV Shows
    Donkey Kong Barrel Blast - Alpine Peaks
    8:18 - The Weirdest
    Fortune Street - Mario Curcuit
    Bomberman Land - Cute Dance
    Doraemon Wii - Himitsu Douguou Ketteisen! - Track 57
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ความคิดเห็น • 44

  • @IVI4V3R1CK
    @IVI4V3R1CK 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +43

    There was a Wii game called Mad World. That had a bunch of swearing (although bleeped) within it.

    • @monkaWGiga
      @monkaWGiga 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      The combat game in that game was so damn fun.

    • @piratebear3126
      @piratebear3126 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Mad World is an absolute hidden gem. It’s Platinum before they hit it big with Bayonetta and their licensed games.

    • @calemr
      @calemr 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      One of the two games I immediately thought of when I heard that.
      The other was No More Heroes, wherein the main character shouts "Fuckhead!" during the intro. As he turns two people into blood showers.

  • @sammykenobi6307
    @sammykenobi6307 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    My favourite bad wii game speedrun is rayman raving rabbids 2. The run literally consists of mostly doing nothing and preying for short minigames

  • @onlysmiles4949
    @onlysmiles4949 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    As someone who played Ninjabread Man as a kid
    It really is that bad

  • @piratebear3126
    @piratebear3126 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    People should do a Data Design marathon since they’re so short in any%. I don’t think enough people hate themselves enough to play Ninjabread Man, Anubis II, and Rock n Roll back to back.

    • @monkaWGiga
      @monkaWGiga 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Don't forget you've got to do Trixie in Toyland too if you're doing all the platformers.

  • @doggo7078
    @doggo7078 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    9:32 OMG watch his soul exit his body when the ball falls into the gummy water, hilarious

  • @joedlvr
    @joedlvr 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    it’s like rule 34 if it exists someone will speedrun it

  • @Larszard
    @Larszard 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I was eagerly awaiting the mention of M&M racing on this list haha! Because of your old 50 minutes long video on it I think of you as the queen of Wii shovelware speedrunning (even if it's just that game it's not like I know anyone else who runs or documents games like that), so this is a very fitting video for you to put out 😄 I love hearing about people inexplicably deciding to run absurdly obscure and/or poorly made games like this!

  • @NunofYerbizness
    @NunofYerbizness 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    2:59 Another Wii game with censored swearing is Grease, based off the 1978 film, so its covers of the songs have some words blanked out. Luckily, the uncensored versions of these covers are present in Grease Dance, created by the same devs as Grease on the Wii, so the opportunity is there for an uncensored mod if there was anybody willing.

  • @erinfreeman22
    @erinfreeman22 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Wow this is great, I am just in time looks like. I searched "weirdest wii speedruns" and here is this video posted 3 weeks ago!

  • @JimmmY2
    @JimmmY2 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    1:07 wow thats me

  • @05pincat10
    @05pincat10 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    i have no idea who silo simon is but i assume they're an absolute legend

  • @briangordon2955
    @briangordon2955 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Eminem Kart Racing is an intriguing idea...

  • @LunaticJ
    @LunaticJ 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I remember playing Up the videogame on Wii. I wonder how runs of that are like

  • @IWantThatKey
    @IWantThatKey 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Found this video by searching for AITD 2008 wii speedruns, pretty cool!

  • @nalaxysketches8519
    @nalaxysketches8519 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    The one notable will game that I know that has swearing in it along with it being for a older audience was No More Heroes. Surprised that no one really mentioned that.

  • @idoghacker8008
    @idoghacker8008 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Here's something else that's weird:
    VTech VSmile speedruns. Yes, they exist. No, I'm not the only person who's done them.

    • @ericdanielski4802
      @ericdanielski4802 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Nice to hear.

    • @Storster
      @Storster  4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      I actually bought a V smile I saw at a thrift store in September, and want to try running with it eventually haha

    • @ericdanielski4802
      @ericdanielski4802 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@Storster Nice.

  • @ericdanielski4802
    @ericdanielski4802 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Nice compilation.

  • @WiiSuper
    @WiiSuper 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    food network cook or be cooked may be one of the best cooking games ever created, just saying

  • @mimifurwalker
    @mimifurwalker 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    i want a nintendo ds shovelware speedruns video

  • @MrMegaManFan
    @MrMegaManFan 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I’d speedrun Ninjabread Man just to see if it can be done without the game breaking. 😂

  • @Sugar3Glider
    @Sugar3Glider 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Alvin & the Chipmunks has the best Love Shack cover

  • @JeremyMKWii
    @JeremyMKWii 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    another great m&m video!

  • @Akuretaki_Nikolay
    @Akuretaki_Nikolay 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Rerez reviewed it NODDERS gg Storster !

  • @BlackBeltGamers88
    @BlackBeltGamers88 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    There are plenty of Wii games with swearing. House of the Dead Overkill probably has by far the most though. It's quite hilarious.

  • @monkaWGiga
    @monkaWGiga 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    You can't go insulting Imagine Party Babyz! That game got a 7.5 from IGN. Yes they gave it that score.
    I love weird and bad speedruns. There's just something so interesting about them especially with how unoptimized they are.
    I'm also curious if the DDI game Trixie in Toyland features the same glitches since it was also made using the GODS engine and is basically the same game as the others but somehow worse.

    • @Larszard
      @Larszard 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Hence the fact there was a Tumblr (or maybe it was Twitter?) account for a while that posted "did it score better than Imagine Party Babyz?" about a ton of well known games. And a lot of them didn't.

  • @dantevoncrowlley2243
    @dantevoncrowlley2243 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I've never knew someone who had a Wii or played as far as I can remember, but I know a lot who had a Play 2 or Play 1, I guess its the cultural difference

  • @epiccg6872
    @epiccg6872 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    i never had a wii but for some reason i bought a wii game for my birthday one time (rhythm heaven fever)

  • @Joshy-
    @Joshy- หลายเดือนก่อน

    I did speedruns of WALL-E (Wii) for a while, which is pretty much a shitty port of the XBOX 360/Playstation 3, but with very simple motion controls. It's cut down (some parts of levels are completely cut up), horribly optimized (you will never have a consistent fps), and overall just a worse experience. However, I still enjoy speedrunning it despite its obvious flaws because the platforming is that good.

  • @minirop
    @minirop 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I have an answer as to why people speedrun them: "easy WR" :D

  • @TaylorSwiftSimp
    @TaylorSwiftSimp 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Woah

  • @grandmastermario3695
    @grandmastermario3695 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    1 category that I've ran thats really weird, that's actually sort of popular is the wii fitness on the wii sports game, where most of it just do nothing.

  • @ciaprisoner
    @ciaprisoner 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Haven't checked in on your channel in a while, congrats on the transition queen! Hope all is well

  • @WannabeMarysue
    @WannabeMarysue 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I'd prefer more of a "weird games to speedrun but the speedrun is actually good" vibe. I'd also like the run explainations to be more in depth. The Ninjabread man explaination was good explain thing's more like that

  • @SuperDorrie994
    @SuperDorrie994 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    great vid! do you have a discord server?

    • @Storster
      @Storster  4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Yes i do! discord.gg/fZ9WQF2Y5r

    • @SuperDorrie994
      @SuperDorrie994 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      thank you :)