I like how it's impossible to determine when this story happened. It was apparently about 2008, but the N64 and PS1 were new. Cory was 19, but he was in his junior year for some reason.
Vulcan Raven I'm pretty sure you are considered an adult when you turn 18, even from the legal side of things. 21 is just the age consumption of alcohol is legal.
I was 19 in my senior year. I got held back in 2nd grade. I’m guessing Cory got held back at least once and started school a year late. Or got held back twice lmao
@@cracklasco i was 19 in my senior year also, but because of a law in my state that got changed that made the age to start kindergarten higher and i was literally like 2 weeks too young; so i was in preschool for 2 years
I worked one of these grey-area type jobs before. It was a mulch/gardening supplies stand in San Antonio, but the thing was that I knew it was a scam going into it because my friend had done it before and ranted about everything. I asked if they used any ID like tax-info or social security and he said no because they probably weren't legit. So I went to apply, and sure enough, they didn't. I put a fake name, and fake address on what little info they needed, and spent the next month pocketing around 75% of the sales money. I did this for a week. No one checked up on me, and I had to call the manager through a fuckin burner phone. At the end they gave me 30% of what was promised, I said "oh no that's a shame" then I left with about 300 bucks over what they promised cause I robbed them blind.
Sounds like a promising graft, scoping out these gigs, finding out how they operate from former "employees", and if they work like you and Cory's sign on and rip them.
The picture for this episode is perfect. I really hoped it would've ended with Cory getting fed up and detonating all the fireworks at once out of spite. Walking out on the job away from an exploding tent in the middle of the night like some kind of action movie hero would have been amazing!
There is no halloween in Iceland, just a tradition called "Öskudagur" where we dress up in costumes and have a big school ball for like 4 - 16 year olds. We whack a barrel for prizes and dance and have costume competitions for "Most Original Costume", "Best Costume", "Worst Costume" and "Most Creative Costume". Now that all may sound like halloween to you, but it's held in March and instead of trick or treating from door to door, we sing to shop clerks and factory workers and they give us candy. You can go to the hair saloon and sing a lullaby for a lollipop. Or go to the bank and sing hardcore rock for popcorn.
Well it sounds better than Finnish Halloween. I've never seen it, but I imagine it's a lot like normal Halloween but everyone hates each other and there is no trick or treat; it's just a punch to the stomach.
Cory, when you were 19, Play Station and 64 weren't the popular consoles, we already had Wii and PS3, so if you had a Genesis and a SNES in that time, you were actually poor (like you said)
Full of water people. Pre internet being common place there it was like 15 years in the past and there was nothing to do. You kind of had to make your own fun by being stupid, and creative.
So they had a TV and a fan and they decided to plug the TV into the limited electricity outlet and the fan into the infinite one? Fans use less electricity then TVs.... -.-
I LEARNED THAT EXACT SAME FUCKING MONTH SONG. "THESE ARE THE MONTHS OF THE YEAR OH THESE ARE THE MONTHS OF THE YEAR FILL THEM WITH JOY LOVE AND CHEER, THE MONTHS OF THE YEEEEAAAAR.
In the UK we do have halloween but it's not as big as it is in North America. We do have a thing called Bonfire Night which we celebrate on November 5th which is our fireworks day
Cory. My name is Fred Fire. I was your employer and after liatening to this I am suing you for liable, theft, and destruction of private property. That hole is still there and I DEMAND it get refilled IMMEDIATELY
Fred Fire, I found the duffle bag. I turned it into police. Do you know what's gonna happen to you, you fucking monster? The autopsy showed her trying to resist.
Its been like 5 years since I first listened to this episode and like 2 years since I last listened to An ep of sleepycast. But for some reason when I’m just going about my life these fucking stories just pop up in my head
***** Yeah, I tought it was Jon especially because of the firework in the title. I actually tought this would be the episode with Jontron they talked about a while back.
I love you guys. I listen to you're guys new episodes all the time when I play games. it makes the games more fun to play when you got people bullshiting the hole time. You guys are awesome :)
corey, this is child endangerment and child labor, you should have sued, or your mother should have. And why did they put the two newbies teenagers in the shitty tent, like they should have known better
Can somebody create a SleepyCabin app? That could feature:podcasts, notifications of new episodes, individual drawings, animations, comments to the league of SleepyCabin (almost like the official website)
There is a shop by me that is open most of the year and no joke it's called "ill eagle fireworks"! I haven't shopped there, but I make a lot of assumptions based on the name
he says hes 19 but itd make more sense if he was like 15. Im 19 NOW with a security guard job and a car and cats. what the hell is cory on he couldve sued them up the wazoo
Yeah and about 16 hours of work every day. not being able to leave. on top of that he didn't even get paid the full 2 grand they got 500 a piece. did you listen to the whole video?
Nick Kennedy Yeah I listened. I'm talking about if he did get the full amount. And yeah it's 16+ hours, but I mean in an 8 hour normal shift it's fucking plenty. Not to mention they didn't work a full 16 hours, it was on and off.
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we have halloween but not everyone celebrates it. Like in my town there r no decoration mostly just kids knocking for candy and some people having parties. I kinda just watching horror movies and thats it XD
There are a lot of people in England who believe Halloween is an American Holiday and therefore don't celebrate it, not that I'm one of them, but as far as the origins of Halloween, I heard that its ripped off the festival of the dead in Mexico and that's why many people hate it. :P
This whole story sound like an episode of Ed ed and eddy, and Cory is all three eddys
jeff is kevin and stamper is johnny 2x4 with niall being plank
I like how it's impossible to determine when this story happened. It was apparently about 2008, but the N64 and PS1 were new. Cory was 19, but he was in his junior year for some reason.
Ol' Cory is a bit of a character.
Corey got paid $1.64 an hour for living in a tent for 2 weeks
That's slavery
@@ciguana2mlgprovideo388 that's Missouri.
@@nowhereman6019 that's America
@@MattriixThat's life
@@IronMan-ds5bithat’s hot
I love how Cory says "To start the story off..." halfway into the story, the exact way he goes "First of all.."
Man needs to reboot every other sentence like his brain has forty Chrome tabs open and a memory leak in Photoshop
That is most definitely child labor, the bad kind, not the good kind that gives us phones.
inVINC31ble
I guess, I forgot he said he was 19, he was too old to fall for that.
Onomulus he was 18-19 tho? he was a man lol
Yeah he wasn't a child, I wouldn't say a man though.
Vulcan Raven I'm pretty sure you are considered an adult when you turn 18, even from the legal side of things. 21 is just the age consumption of alcohol is legal.
inVINC31ble 16 I believe. Anything less than that you gotta get a permit to work even a part time shithole.
I like how this artwork of Cory from years ago looks like the pic of him from the super Mario world playthrough lol
What do you mean? That’s how he’s always looked.
His beard looks like the forest as the sun goes down.
I'm making a drinking a game for every time Cory says "...But here's the thing..."
And for "FIRST OF ALL!!"
And for "Long short short..."
i’M 17 sHoTs In WhAsT gOod
... Or getting any idiom or turn of phrase completely wrong without losing the intended meaning at all.
The 5 year anniversary of this man dying of alcohol poisoning
"Im 19, im in my Junior Year"
Bitch what
cory is a special boy, he tries his hardest
I was 19 in my senior year. I got held back in 2nd grade. I’m guessing Cory got held back at least once and started school a year late. Or got held back twice lmao
@@cracklasco 14:42 cory says he was in 3rd grade for 3 years
@@cracklasco i was 19 in my senior year also, but because of a law in my state that got changed that made the age to start kindergarten higher and i was literally like 2 weeks too young; so i was in preschool for 2 years
@@ratdoctorJesus. Fucking. Christ. I kinda feel bad with his “It’s because we were moving a lot.” but we all know that ain’t why.
My 4th of July tradition is to listen to this with a drink every year.
They really grilled him for the 19 in junior year of high school.
"Oh your junior year of college!"
"No..."
22:30 I like that after hearing this tale of employee abuse and mismanagement, Stamper's takeaway is that these places would be really easy to rob.
I come back to this episode more than I should
It's something of a 4th of July tradition for me to come here.
When I'm feeling blue, every so often, I'll play this episode and my mood improves. Thanks boys.
me too with any of their ep bro any.
gold bug same
5:22 Oh dang, Cory *is* special.
They sang that song in my one year of special ed.
Cory is Spazzkid
Cory is a waterperson
I’ve noticed that not only does Niall have problems telling stories, he has problems listening to stories
I worked one of these grey-area type jobs before. It was a mulch/gardening supplies stand in San Antonio, but the thing was that I knew it was a scam going into it because my friend had done it before and ranted about everything. I asked if they used any ID like tax-info or social security and he said no because they probably weren't legit. So I went to apply, and sure enough, they didn't. I put a fake name, and fake address on what little info they needed, and spent the next month pocketing around 75% of the sales money. I did this for a week. No one checked up on me, and I had to call the manager through a fuckin burner phone. At the end they gave me 30% of what was promised, I said "oh no that's a shame" then I left with about 300 bucks over what they promised cause I robbed them blind.
I did this a couple of times were I did
Sounds like a promising graft, scoping out these gigs, finding out how they operate from former "employees", and if they work like you and Cory's sign on and rip them.
Good man. Keep it up.
The picture for this episode is perfect. I really hoped it would've ended with Cory getting fed up and detonating all the fireworks at once out of spite. Walking out on the job away from an exploding tent in the middle of the night like some kind of action movie hero would have been amazing!
I sat down to poop and watch a quick TH-cam video, but then I saw this post episode was up. I've been on the toilet for a half hour now.
Nintendough Dude That's dedication
Nintendough Dude You deserve a medal. You're an inspiration, man.
Hemorrhoids.
Did you get a prolapse?
I could listen to Cory tell stories all day. Guy is just so funny to me for some reason.
I listen to this every 4th of July
There is no halloween in Iceland, just a tradition called "Öskudagur" where we dress up in costumes and have a big school ball for like 4 - 16 year olds. We whack a barrel for prizes and dance and have costume competitions for "Most Original Costume", "Best Costume", "Worst Costume" and "Most Creative Costume". Now that all may sound like halloween to you, but it's held in March and instead of trick or treating from door to door, we sing to shop clerks and factory workers and they give us candy. You can go to the hair saloon and sing a lullaby for a lollipop. Or go to the bank and sing hardcore rock for popcorn.
LSmadcrafters Iceland sounds badass.
Well it sounds better than Finnish Halloween. I've never seen it, but I imagine it's a lot like normal Halloween but everyone hates each other and there is no trick or treat; it's just a punch to the stomach.
"Worst costume" that's fucked up
***** i completely forgot this comment
I thought you were making this up until I looked it up. That's so strangely specific
Jeff's endings to the podcast are always amazing
Every year I see firework stands, and every year I think of Cory
Playing all these podcasts in order and just got to this one in time for 4th of July. Damn I love these podcasts!
Cory, when you were 19, Play Station and 64 weren't the popular consoles, we already had Wii and PS3, so if you had a Genesis and a SNES in that time, you were actually poor (like you said)
alright buddy, alright
Nothing about this story makes any sense if analyzed, even though it probably happened.
@Anon No they either gaslight to an extent or the story is actually true.
Anon that's because they're both in their 60s
@Anon You're right they *are* all huge pieces of shit.
That electricity thing is some FNAF shit. That should be enough motivation for Jeff to play it on Twitch and make lots of money from donations.
Jeff's line at the end had me literally rolling on the floor laughing.
"Selling knives" oh Stamper... I been through that.... one former employee actually sued the company and we all got the money we were promised.
my mom got into that, still have the knives. they're alright i guess, but with the price you need to pay you might as well buy from a regular company.
My 4th of July tradition has changed from watching the fireworks every year to listening to this every year. Thanks, dudes 🚜🚜🚜
16:50 damn shame that Oney's not in on this one. He'd be proud.
Cory's story is basically the plot of Brokeback Mountain with fireworks instead of sheep.
It is said
Niall still doesn't know what the forth of july is to this day
Cory is giving me flashbacks to kindergarten with that months jingle
Cory lived in missouri?... God now I know why I relate to his childhood as much as I do.
Is rural Missouri just like another planet?
@@greaniebeaniez3070 Something like that, or a post-apocalyptic alternate version of the real world.
You could say that, especially with all the water people roaming about
Full of water people. Pre internet being common place there it was like 15 years in the past and there was nothing to do. You kind of had to make your own fun by being stupid, and creative.
I watch this every 4th of July
Cory's online name is so accurate, fuckin' spazkid lol
realistically, two-thousand dollars really would be enough for a pre-owned halfway decent 🚘car🚘 though .
That signing bonus in the military comment. Too real. Too real man.
So they had a TV and a fan and they decided to plug the TV into the limited electricity outlet and the fan into the infinite one? Fans use less electricity then TVs.... -.-
Were you really expecting Cory and his friend to have actually known this?
I love how Captain Dickhead says Niall's name.
David Olson The way he pronounces ''Psychic Pebbles'' is the best.
*****
Or General Anal Opening
David Olson SPAHZKEHD
SYKICKPEBBELS.
David Olson
STAMPURR!
I LEARNED THAT EXACT SAME FUCKING MONTH SONG. "THESE ARE THE MONTHS OF THE YEAR OH THESE ARE THE MONTHS OF THE YEAR FILL THEM WITH JOY LOVE AND CHEER, THE MONTHS OF THE YEEEEAAAAR.
someone drew a very Armenian looking Cory over 7 years before Chris fucked with Cory's photo lol
In the UK we do have halloween but it's not as big as it is in North America.
We do have a thing called Bonfire Night which we celebrate on November 5th which is our fireworks day
Those people were violating so many labor laws it's not even funny.
I want Sleepycast to accept me as one of their own.
3 years in 3rd grade because of constantly moving? Yea, fucking right. This explains everything.
Been a while since I listened to this I swear I'm sweating and always burning up and feeling dirty like cory hearing this story I feel disgusting lmao
I love the episodes with Cory sm lol
I love how everyone is okay with Cory taking a shower in a sink... in a local bathroom ._.
Cory. My name is Fred Fire. I was your employer and after liatening to this I am suing you for liable, theft, and destruction of private property. That hole is still there and I DEMAND it get refilled IMMEDIATELY
Fred Fire, I found the duffle bag. I turned it into police. Do you know what's gonna happen to you, you fucking monster? The autopsy showed her trying to resist.
This is my favourite lost episode..
"Satan bless china, goodbye." Still applies!
Fantastic story. Guys out in a shit-tier near post-apocalyptic Missouri parking lot, trying to pimp fireworks.
Its been like 5 years since I first listened to this episode and like 2 years since I last listened to An ep of sleepycast. But for some reason when I’m just going about my life these fucking stories just pop up in my head
This is my 3rd time listening to the entire podcast since they 1st aired
The image for the episode looks more like JonTron than Corey.
***** Yeah, I tought it was Jon especially because of the firework in the title. I actually tought this would be the episode with Jontron they talked about a while back.
GaKaGun I really fucking hope that Jon comes on the show next time.
I'd take Jon over Chuck Norris.
***** They're teasing us.
JonTron doesn't have a mustache. Only a beard portion.
I love you guys. I listen to you're guys new episodes all the time when I play games. it makes the games more fun to play when you got people bullshiting the hole time. You guys are awesome :)
He graduated high school in his 20s what the fuck lmao
corey, this is child endangerment and child labor, you should have sued, or your mother should have. And why did they put the two newbies teenagers in the shitty tent, like they should have known better
he’s clearly making the whole story up, or really exaggerating it
@@doomsdayproductions2828 source: um that would never happen
My school would use these kinds of tactics to waste our time for their labor needs.
Oh this episode on my birthday . God you are kind
Why does Corey's beard look like a little forest
Niall asking what the 4th of July turned me into an ape for a few minutes
man cory's mind is just like wtf
I love it
Jeff guiding and recapping the story so it makes more sense lmao
Halloween comes from Ireland and Wales, that's why it exists there.
WE WANT ZACH WE WANT ZACH
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I watch these 100% for Jeff
This episode is so lost I forgot about it until it just popped up in my recommendations.
a 19 year old junior, uh, what?
Can somebody create a SleepyCabin app?
That could feature:podcasts, notifications of new episodes, individual drawings, animations, comments to the league of SleepyCabin (almost like the official website)
16:09 My jaw dropped that Cory didn't fuck up saying this phrase. For those 2 seconds, Cory was not a water person
There is a shop by me that is open most of the year and no joke it's called "ill eagle fireworks"! I haven't shopped there, but I make a lot of assumptions based on the name
he says hes 19 but itd make more sense if he was like 15. Im 19 NOW with a security guard job and a car and cats. what the hell is cory on he couldve sued them up the wazoo
I hear someone on there vaping
My guess is stamper
Hey Cory what episode of DBZ did you make it too?
Still listening to this great story in 2022
i say this with the great amount of love i have to Corey. I want to know how deep of a hole did this freak dig in 3 days XD I love it
We had the exact same months of the year song at my school in the 90's in Florida.
you got paid less than minimum wage for the 2 weeks. no wonder they got shut down. they are honestly probably in prison
Dude 2 weeks, $2000? That's above minimum wage dude. That's a good deal.
2000 in 160 hours is 4 weeks not 2
Nick Kennedy Cory said it was 2 weeks, not 4.
Yeah and about 16 hours of work every day. not being able to leave. on top of that he didn't even get paid the full 2 grand they got 500 a piece. did you listen to the whole video?
Nick Kennedy Yeah I listened. I'm talking about if he did get the full amount. And yeah it's 16+ hours, but I mean in an 8 hour normal shift it's fucking plenty. Not to mention they didn't work a full 16 hours, it was on and off.
I never really believe Corys stories....but they are still entertaining.
13:53 this went from “what year is this” to Cory slowly realizing he was held back a year
The picture is just perfect for this. Cory has a story. A Cory story. Story Cory story Cory STORY CORY. STORY!
I still use that song at 22, feel really bad now.
You should of taken all the fireworks and built a pile and lite them all on fire at the end.
Mr.Master Mann "Should have" And yeah, he should've burned down the stand and be like, oops! Well shit happens.
Wait, Cory lived in Missouri?
yeah, they referenced it in an earlier podcast and they called it "misery"
obsu St. Louis is the only semi-enjoyable place in the whole god forsaken state and Cory lived on the complete other side of the state most likely 😂
I still have to sing the song to know the months...
You'd like 4th again when/if you have kids or like niece/nephews. It's cool to see them enjoy that shit.
poor niall didn't even get to put a word in towards the end
get it in writing
Cory you should of jimmy rigged a spear, lit it on fire and chucked in the fireworks tent.
ANOTHER FREEDOM DAY. WOOOO! MAN I REALLY NEED TO GET MY LIFE TOGETHER BUT FUCK IT MORE HEART DISEASE OKAY WOOOO I LOVE 2023!!! USA USA US USA USA🇺🇸 🇺🇲 🇺🇸 🇺🇲 😊😊😊😊😊🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉!!!
Came here specifically for this lol
Awesome Art btw
I love cory so much.
When you listen to a podcast on sound cloud and can ruin it for everyone on the video! ;D
Best part about this time listening to this, the ad is about the dangers of fireworks xD welp there ya go cory.
we have halloween but not everyone celebrates it. Like in my town there r no decoration mostly just kids knocking for candy and some people having parties. I kinda just watching horror movies and thats it XD
We have Halloween in the UK but it's such a non-holiday that who the fuck cares? I've never been trick-or-treating in my life.
I, as well, use a song to remember the months of the year in order.
There are a lot of people in England who believe Halloween is an American Holiday and therefore don't celebrate it, not that I'm one of them, but as far as the origins of Halloween, I heard that its ripped off the festival of the dead in Mexico and that's why many people hate it. :P