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  • @ClausKellerman
    @ClausKellerman  หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    Did anyone notice the thumbnails for today and yesterday were mixed up?

    • @rinkashi101
      @rinkashi101 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Was about to write that. Who cares… have a cookie

    • @wretchedexcess1654
      @wretchedexcess1654 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I never look at my thumb nails except for when I clean and trim them...
      ...or when I smash them with a hammer or hammer like device.

    • @davidzarecky4078
      @davidzarecky4078 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Yeah I got really scared I'd have to watch (or rather skip) SPG clicker gameplay for a second day in a row. Pleasant surprise when I saw a Tortoise instead

    • @victorduffy4459
      @victorduffy4459 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Didn't notice. I'm more of a teedee guy.

    • @wretchedexcess1654
      @wretchedexcess1654 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@victorduffy4459 I love teedees too, in pairs of course.

  • @davidzarecky4078
    @davidzarecky4078 หลายเดือนก่อน +31

    T92 game was one of the maddest one man army rampages I've seen in a long time. A light tank with shit alpha doing 5k dmg all by himself while his team of clueless muppets just stood by and died like flies. Beautiful. It's one thing to get a patrol duty on Campinovka sitting in a bush, quite another to get it through active spotting on a map like this, and then do 8 kills in addition. Madness.

  • @user-cp2wo3nb6t
    @user-cp2wo3nb6t หลายเดือนก่อน +18

    Bring back the biggest A-hole episodes!

  • @johncodmore
    @johncodmore หลายเดือนก่อน +15

    Never underestimate the morale destroying effect capping and that siren noise has. With that little nook, esp when he off-ed the arty? likely the enemies would have had to have stalled their mop up. I think you are correct Claus.

    • @brien656
      @brien656 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Agreed

  • @alex.mielus
    @alex.mielus หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    Tortoise didn't give a 💩 about winning, because he was doing TD15 mission for Obj 260, which he accomplished in the end (without honors though).

  • @MDMARaver
    @MDMARaver หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    The T92 game was one of the best one man shows I've ever seen. 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

  • @generalpublic3744
    @generalpublic3744 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    An intro from Claus, all is well with the world.

  • @ernestpaul2484
    @ernestpaul2484 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    The Force is strong with this one in the intro.

  • @nicomeier8098
    @nicomeier8098 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    We need more prolonged intro's Claus!

  • @singncarpenter6270
    @singncarpenter6270 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Ka-Ri dies then rages, SOP in wot.

  • @Adirondack_DFL
    @Adirondack_DFL หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    I haven't heard the Bob and Doug McKenzie call in a long time.

  • @jeffms5068
    @jeffms5068 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Hey Claus - So easy trivia: "If you build it (i.e., base defense), they will come." That second game, with the T92, was indeed a thing of beauty and absolutely showcased how devastating the light tanks can be when the conditions are right and the driver has the knowledge. Now the Ka-Ri: As an American, I'm proud of our freedoms, such as the Freedom of Speech. But occasionally, there are people - such as the Ka-Ri - who might want to curtail their use of that particular freedom to avoid public demonstrations of stupidity. BTW loved the dichotomy in today's video - from a Tortoise to a T92, great!

  • @akeandersson6618
    @akeandersson6618 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Thank you!

  • @clintonturner5545
    @clintonturner5545 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I'm 78 now, but when I was 15 I bought the model of the T-92. I thought it looked like it could take care of the enemy.

  • @kizzzit5724
    @kizzzit5724 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    A group of Tortoise is called a "Creep"

    • @LukeTCC
      @LukeTCC หลายเดือนก่อน

      you're a weirdo, what the hell are you doing here

  • @cb3391
    @cb3391 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Duuuude!!!!!
    Now that's an intro!!!
    ☕😃👍

    • @cb3391
      @cb3391 หลายเดือนก่อน

      The music for intro is awesome!
      Got that classic 70-80s action vibe

  • @josephna4403
    @josephna4403 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    If Bob chose the video, then we all know how this will end.
    "He's a LOSER...he Lost...So he's a Loser!" - Bob

  • @ramonlorenzo91
    @ramonlorenzo91 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Claus back with the funk. Nice.

  • @Some_Guy_Called_Raven
    @Some_Guy_Called_Raven 27 วันที่ผ่านมา

    That was awesome! Thanks Claus!

  • @salty4496
    @salty4496 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Not seen this Intro for a while, forgotten how good it is :)

  • @LLIu3A
    @LLIu3A หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    ❤ Claus ❤

  • @Trentino_Adelaide
    @Trentino_Adelaide 29 วันที่ผ่านมา

    both games were great to watch, thanks Claus for your time narrating games :)

  • @AntzWar
    @AntzWar หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I've only got to the AT 8 and that too is situational and gives a sign of what is to come down the British TD line to get to the Tortoise, go to the wrong place and you do nothing because you are too slow to change location, and open maps are difficult too as everyone just fires gold at the cupola, however I do enjoy it when I get one of the good maps (mainly city maps) and can hide the cupola

  • @davemckidd6165
    @davemckidd6165 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Good morning All!!

  • @jimmybob6740
    @jimmybob6740 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Roll the intro!

  • @user-uy8iy5nh1j
    @user-uy8iy5nh1j หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Prolonged intro made me sub trice

  • @AllSortsOfStuff58
    @AllSortsOfStuff58 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    I'm curious to know how a TD(Ka-Ri?) sat on the red line behind a bush/rock manages to die in two minutes. Was he in a really obvious place and got blind shot? Or is he just a noob who has yet to learn how to play, but doesn't mind badmouthing those who have some idea what they're doing?...Go figure...

    • @dougw860
      @dougw860 หลายเดือนก่อน

      When the enemy takes the plateau they can see and shoot down behind those rocks. The Strv did exactly that. At that point, the TDs on the 1 and 2 line were doomed as there's nowhere to hide.

  • @Abboman111
    @Abboman111 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Tortoise has 4 sides, you know what they say, you learn something new everyday!😅

  • @russwoodward8251
    @russwoodward8251 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Good games today! Thanks.

  • @JoeSteffy1932
    @JoeSteffy1932 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I agree. I would've went for the cap.

  • @bobellis1022
    @bobellis1022 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Like you, I think I would've backed up to the church and waited for them to come. Love the channel Claus! BTW, that T92 game was really great!

  • @stevewebster5729
    @stevewebster5729 หลายเดือนก่อน

    The sad abuse of the Tortoise made me so sad 😞 But just hunkering down in the cap wouldn't have worked - no lower plate protection...

  • @susanvannorden6845
    @susanvannorden6845 หลายเดือนก่อน

    New graphics and intro….well done Clauster

  • @rustynail6363
    @rustynail6363 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Weird, I was just thinking I hadn't seen a good game on that city map, then wham!
    Plural of Tortoise, one, two, many, lots! :))

  • @thecellulontriptometer4166
    @thecellulontriptometer4166 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Nice Intro! Not sure if the sit in the corner tactic would have worked for the same reason he was taken out. That corner by the church has 2 avenues of approach at a right angle. Given how the opponent played together, they would have gotten him with the crossfire.

  • @porter375
    @porter375 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Love that intro!!

  • @diamondrmp
    @diamondrmp หลายเดือนก่อน

    I agree with you, he should have stayed in the cap and made them come to him.

  • @marjangregorac2846
    @marjangregorac2846 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Yes it is

  • @kenmayo6906
    @kenmayo6906 29 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Great video for sure 😂

  • @IngoHoffmann-fk6ks
    @IngoHoffmann-fk6ks หลายเดือนก่อน

    Imagine it's war and you can't get there.

  • @Dennys854
    @Dennys854 หลายเดือนก่อน

    What do you call a Tortoise Platoon? A Menage a Tort-tois

  • @paulgreen6980
    @paulgreen6980 หลายเดือนก่อน

    More than one is Tortoise

  • @2tone209
    @2tone209 หลายเดือนก่อน

    AY UP CLAUS

  • @MDMARaver
    @MDMARaver หลายเดือนก่อน

    The intro's longer than most Tiktok videos. 😂

  • @michaelcorall3282
    @michaelcorall3282 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Cool intro....

  • @matthewandrews9052
    @matthewandrews9052 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Probably going for 100% MOE. Should have capped as you suggested.

  • @clintonturner5545
    @clintonturner5545 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Wow it carried the teem.

  • @kallbrand
    @kallbrand หลายเดือนก่อน

    Wicked intro.

  • @tweeotch
    @tweeotch หลายเดือนก่อน

    "You keep using that word... Claus. I do not think it means what you think it means."

  • @nookbandit
    @nookbandit หลายเดือนก่อน

    Love me an intro

  • @Def_01_RG
    @Def_01_RG หลายเดือนก่อน

    Very good game from defender, says a bad def like me, lolz 😂 But there are 5 sides on a tank, dont forget the roof. 😮

  • @wretchedexcess1654
    @wretchedexcess1654 หลายเดือนก่อน

    It's Tortoi for the plural.

  • @scewston420
    @scewston420 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Lmao the intro

  • @tomwitte6369
    @tomwitte6369 หลายเดือนก่อน

    early video intro FTW. "In Claus eivable," I don't think that word means what you think it means. The tank graphics on those old tanks make them look like cardboard models.

  • @raptango_na6199
    @raptango_na6199 หลายเดือนก่อน

    What commander voice is that on the tortoise?

  • @stevennewman4778
    @stevennewman4778 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Torteese is the plural.

  • @tricky48
    @tricky48 หลายเดือนก่อน

    That effing intro though... \m/

  • @SmokeyBuiscuit
    @SmokeyBuiscuit หลายเดือนก่อน

    Good stuff! Shame console doesnt have this, it's just rogal dorns and teefbreakas being drivin by children lol...

  • @matthewandrews9052
    @matthewandrews9052 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I like bush…

  • @Drang-NachOsten
    @Drang-NachOsten หลายเดือนก่อน

    nice new intro also

  • @singncarpenter6270
    @singncarpenter6270 หลายเดือนก่อน

    He should have stayed in the base, but if the enemies were smart and came at him at once, he still would have lost IMO.

  • @matthewandrews9052
    @matthewandrews9052 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Pz4 was eating a ho ho and probabaly does not have his Mimi map on.

  • @johnathansaegal3156
    @johnathansaegal3156 หลายเดือนก่อน

    09:30 ... he was greedy thinking he could search and destroy. On that map when it's a close game or you are behind, lose that arrogance and park in the protected corner as you pointed out and win by capping or as they come to get you. He already has all the marks, he can't get more. You lose half or more xp and credits for a loss. Just sit in cap in a defensive position, Mr. Defender.

    • @LukeTCC
      @LukeTCC หลายเดือนก่อน

      he was doing TD15 mission for Obj 260, which he accomplished in the end

  • @Fr33Zone
    @Fr33Zone หลายเดือนก่อน

    👍👍❤❤👌👌

  • @theblakesterian
    @theblakesterian หลายเดือนก่อน

    @ClausKellerman , If you were from the Balkans you would have known what the nickname of the T92 means 😂

  • @Drang-NachOsten
    @Drang-NachOsten หลายเดือนก่อน

    Claus you are my favorite TH-cam personality (after Bob of course). I don't use my TH-cam account often and I don't believe I've ever commented but I created this account just to subscribe to your channel a while ago. I have Coffee with Claus often watching WOT reviews and your other commentary which is always entertaining. I uninstall WOT each year and reinstall around Oktober for special events. I usually play WarThunder (WT) while WOT is uninstalled. I can't stand the unbalanced battles in WOT for too long but have lots of German armor in WOT that I enjoy fielding. I'm asking if you have played or considered reviewing WarThunder as it has different game mechanics compared to WOT. Matches in WT and WOT can be unbalanced, but in WT there is a greater chance to recover due to having multiple tanks. In addition for all the whiners in WOT complaining about artillery, in WT there is artillery and aircraft - friggin hell unless you are in a building under cover. I'm asking you this because I have learned many stills and tactics in WOT from your videos that have made me better and wanted your insight into WarThunder.

  • @sayerrobin
    @sayerrobin หลายเดือนก่อน

    😀

  • @hmp01
    @hmp01 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    that intro lasted a minute and 7 seconds more than it should

    • @9tz768
      @9tz768 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      go watch some zoomer ebr player

    • @hmp01
      @hmp01 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@9tz768 relax gringo im joking

    • @hmp01
      @hmp01 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@9tz768 relax gring0, it was a joke

    • @jollybee5220
      @jollybee5220 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@9tz768 its a reference to claus previous video.. relax

  • @kevinbrick-jv3fe
    @kevinbrick-jv3fe หลายเดือนก่อน

    Claus what's your other channel?

  • @stephenbennett9427
    @stephenbennett9427 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Happy algorithm comment

  • @Bboss83
    @Bboss83 หลายเดือนก่อน

    nice intro

  • @realkekec4028
    @realkekec4028 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    J384C....JEBAC ?
    :)

    • @droje3414
      @droje3414 หลายเดือนก่อน

      pis

  • @kennethwolf2730
    @kennethwolf2730 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I hope you get some videos from Aurora78.

  • @davidp4596
    @davidp4596 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Your thumbnail was arty.. almost didn't even watch..

  • @johnnynielsen3006
    @johnnynielsen3006 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Yes. The Tortoise should have dug himself into a corner by the church... Only chance he had with this 'DDOM' team...
    DDOM stands for 'Don't Die On Me'

  • @christopherhurt1715
    @christopherhurt1715 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I swear he miss pronounces the names of these tanks on purpose

  • @perseidenstrom
    @perseidenstrom หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    A wonderful Muffin-Man replay at the end. Thank you Mr. Kellerman. And i liked that tortoise video too. But of course the "little guy" with no premium account was supposed to lose. Textbook example how Wargaming Makes money by putting all the glueless muppets in one team and the more experienced premium account players in the other one .. that why you see those fast blow outs. Faster games means more games played means more money earned. Wargaming should be ashamed. They had more than 10 years to fix the matchmaker problem. But they keep making it worse.

  • @brien656
    @brien656 หลายเดือนก่อน

    The tortoise,. I find it typical WoT that,. Point hunter way of thinking,. why win when I can get more points who cares about the team or mission? When they type, " don't cap", I reply with," well,. kill'em faster then Hero". He deserved to lose. In the second which, he did play very well. You can tell he was more about winning the battle.

    • @anthonyhowrard526
      @anthonyhowrard526 หลายเดือนก่อน

      yea but dont cap when its 8V1

    • @brien656
      @brien656 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@anthonyhowrard526 when it's 8 vs 1 it's usually already lost right? But it wasn't like that when he first reached the cap.

    • @LukeTCC
      @LukeTCC หลายเดือนก่อน

      he was doing TD15 mission for Obj 260, which he accomplished in the end

    • @brien656
      @brien656 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@LukeTCC yep a point hunter,. well good for him bad for the team. like,.. well I got my 4 kills for that misson so I'll just drop of out this battle now without finishing and go to the next tank for the next misson. Screw the rest I'm the best! right?

    • @LukeTCC
      @LukeTCC หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@brien656 cry about it

  • @PedjaObradovic
    @PedjaObradovic หลายเดือนก่อน

    3rd day of fast 3min wipes, game is shitshow

  • @bmw3401
    @bmw3401 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Ordinary promotion from WOT tips !! (Haha 3-6-8000 Damage) you don't get 1/4th of what you see here in real game!!! These bastards have a modified mod for promotions to see they are still in the top ranks, what he shoots is a hit!! if a tank hits him.. then a rebound... I guarantee that you won't have it that way!! and it will be the opposite on mil. % and besides... don't buy premium or premium tanks!!! it's useless anyway, the server determines the damage,,..determines victory and defeat .. If you upload min Damage to the opponent, the server will automatically flip and give Victory/ if High damage to the opponent - it is automatically Defeat.. You have a tank of 8 levels and you are approximately at the bottom of the team or on the bottom team composition, stacked from level 10 = It's automatically a win because you have no chance to shoot down Level 10 that is: min. damage = victory.!!! If you are on the highest rungs in the lineup, e.g. team level 8 to level 6 , Automatically = high damage to the opponent and you automatically = Defeat!! Server. BLOCKS....visibility, enemy detections, opponent damage, you can just do whatever you want :D !! it's wasted money!! You actually have more losses than wins in the game!! Ask yourself another question.. how many times have you recorded what you see here? (it's easy to play if you're an admin with a good game mode!), and this thieving company gives replays like this every day ... they're just lying to you and fooling you it's a great game, waiting for you to adjust the game mode to the minimum so that you can put real money into it!! Also note that they offer only premium or 10 level tanks, where you have huge losses in the game even during premium, especially if you use gold-i (premium cartridges)!!! , for 1 battle minus up to 8-20,000 cash... if not more... wt.

  • @marvincasteel4876
    @marvincasteel4876 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Of course the Ka-Ri started talking shit, After he was DEAD! ROFL! the ppl who have died should not be allowed to chat afterwards!

  • @stevespurs2k
    @stevespurs2k หลายเดือนก่อน

    Has anbody body noticed all players going same side on lots of random battles. Please ask contect contributors to ask them to stop this dumb tactic. 90% loss rate.

  • @user-xr1qq7fe6k
    @user-xr1qq7fe6k หลายเดือนก่อน

    PLZ Kellerman! Just say it out loud, STOP PLAYING THIS GAME, IT's A fucking FRAUD!

    • @user-xr1qq7fe6k
      @user-xr1qq7fe6k หลายเดือนก่อน

      It's obvious now that this company no longer care for the player base. They only want's your money. I'm willing to loose my 10 year account to see this greedy company fail

    • @LukeTCC
      @LukeTCC หลายเดือนก่อน

      dont care im playing it anyways its fun

  • @jamesbarnett4844
    @jamesbarnett4844 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Firsties!