will and james react to first dates James: / blackwhiteblur Main Channel: / bettyschwallocks Merch: Twitter: / willne Facebook: / willneyt Instagram: / willne Snapchat: will_ne
Can we just talk about the last guy and how nice he is and how he said it was nice meeting you and I hope you find someone your looking for. This guy respects boundaries and is just nice in general what a guy he deserves a good one
I actually got cast on first dates and I can confirm that they want you to talk about your sex life and preferences in your interviews so they probably loved that girl talking about her sex drive.
Gotta be honest. If a beautiful woman managed to just lift me on a date, I'd fall in love basically instantly. At the very least become VERY flustered. That was actually hella cute
love how when james says crocodiles have deep voices will's FIRST reaction is "how deep are their voices?" and his SECOND is "wait crocodiles can't talk"
Ideally got an email from your teacher just as the video uploads That seems kind of convenient for you to get an early comment in Press X to doubt the legitimacy of your comment
The little “right ok” in response to Will saying he’d sling one up her is why I love James’ mannerisms. He’s hilarious to me. Even when he’s saying two words. 😂
I've never watched half the programmes they watch in these videos, so as well as watching Will, I watch an episode of a show I've never watched. It's perfect
Early is full of being saying they will gift their next 100 subs and late is the girl bots that steal other ppls comments. If u see none, consider ur self lucky
Regular weight lifting is stuff like lat pull downs, cable rows, etc. Olympic weight lifting would be clean and snatch, deadlifting, etc. There are specific events in olympics weight lifting and it’s not just about how much you life, but your form needs to be spot on. 😁
James: I'm going to make it my job to make sure this video does not get monetised I'm only 30 seconds in and I already know he succeeded somewhere along the line
I watched that rejection clip with the ginger bloke, the one James wants to touch or something Yeah we watched that in school In life I have no sodding idea why I just realised he isn’t that ginger
I unsubscribed about 3 years ago and somehow this popped up. I'm actually signed up for First Dates in the Netherlands, looking for an alpha male y'know?
James: She's a seasoned dater, she must be covered in sage :D
Will: Makes him say it a second thyme
I can only applaud
You GENIUS
AHAHA
For a second i thought you spelt it wrong
🤣
“Does that mean she’s covered in sage?”
James Marriot wins most upper middle class joke of the year.
She's 47, so she's covered in Thyme
@@euphospug i hate that i laughed at this
@@deanbluntfan17 my job here is done :-)
@@euphospug I thought "she must have a lot of thyme on her hands" was a good substitute too
That was a class joke.
James: so i said is she covered in sage
will: *thumps table*
Yeah but if I shot my cat would it get harmed?
@@Kniwingmeknowingu77 got 9 lives go for it
Think I’m the only person that genuinely laughed at this joke and not because it’s bad
XxScar playzxX Nice one I actually couldn’t see that coming
@@johnnyallistone-holt5176 😂 thank u
Will: "George has a thing for blondes"
Wattpad writers: "WRITE THAT DOWN WRITE THAT DOWN"
george x blonde alex
@@1cepool writing that rn
LMAO SKSKKAK BET THERES SO MANY Y/N X GEORGE AND ALEX X GEORGE AND THERES PROBABLY SMUT SOMEWHERE
@@piona4ever Wattpad ID 👁👄👁
@@am-zj4mq i’ve already read that-
Will at James' jokes: * disappointed face *
Me at James' jokes: * absolutely cackling *
LMFAO ME TOO
ikr same, that seasoning joke tho lmaooooo
James at James’ jokes: * also absolutely cackling *
Relatableeeee
Same, the sage joke got me sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo good😂😂😂
Can we just talk about the last guy and how nice he is and how he said it was nice meeting you and I hope you find someone your looking for. This guy respects boundaries and is just nice in general what a guy he deserves a good one
*you're
*This guy respects boundaries and is just nice, in general. What a guy. He deserves a good one.
@@solongsuicide9 stop
@@solongsuicide9 Is this the fucking spelling bee
@@solongsuicide9who
who asked
"She's a seasoned dater..."
Well that took a lot of thyme.
Te
LMAOOOOOOO
@X Æ A-8gu468h You mean take your like and leaf
Ffs
@@AlexParkYT ffs
Will: I’m going to record a video so I can make a living
James: Allow me to introduce myself
Bruh your comment is being spammed by bots lol
A load of arseholes want to talk to you mate
@@jasonreagan3904 class😂
@@ginkleflop 😂 ik
I
6:12
“I’m a grandlad not a grandad”
Welcome to downtown coolsvill
population? US.
Whats the wii music song?
Population? Us
@@gloomy5728 aaayyy
the last guy was such a sweetheart :(
Haha, I know...
Ye he seemed so nice
Yeah he seemed like he would be lovely
ejij
@someone 101 my thoughts exactly
Why do I actually laugh at James's unfunny jokes? I'm embarrassed that my humour is slightly similar to his. I am disappointed by myself.
I'm glad you said it and not me
Don't be
Because he laughs at it
James: "then again I am HaGrId"
I think Max from Stephen Tries fits that role way better.
😂 xd
The bots have come for you.
I am your 1000th liker. You’re welcome
@@rubicous
Thank you!!
As a Welsh person I can confirm that James Marriott did run around Wrexham looking for the bloke on the video
I'm Welsh to 🤩🤩🤩
@@d8ixe323 same ahaha
He was from Ireland that’s the best thing 🤣🤣🤣 he’s from a city called clare
I’m alado welsh
So
That one girl: I like black men
Me, a black: This isn't going to end well...
And it didn't
Besos
huh
Lakshjdjdjdhd “A black”😺
💀
" a black "
gotta respect how the lady at the end wanted to go first so the guy didn't get any more embarrassed by letting his feelings out and getting rejected
alternative title: “james discovers hes bi”
I thought it was a prerequisite to be a TH-camr tbh
He looks unhealthy
He was getting little freaky with iNabber.
I’ve always thought he seemed kinda bi but that’s just my personal interpretation of it
2:36
sticking to the plot of harry potter
I actually got cast on first dates and I can confirm that they want you to talk about your sex life and preferences in your interviews so they probably loved that girl talking about her sex drive.
petition for:
Will and Jim watch dance moms biggest kick offs
Yess
@@joshsg4338 your at it MATE
Yes mate
Yes
Omg please!!!
Lucy’s “in your end-o” joke flew right over me, I just thought she was correcting herself for pronouncing innuendo as induendo
will and james tell dad jokes while watching other people find their soulmates
@@pinned5992 woah did we ask you bot
Alternate title
@@pinned5992 cheers Helen
Gotta be honest. If a beautiful woman managed to just lift me on a date, I'd fall in love basically instantly. At the very least become VERY flustered.
That was actually hella cute
i saw “will and james watch” and clicked instantly 😛
Same 😂
wow, literally mind blowing, so glad you clicked!!
@@joshsg4338 no
same
ooh hey babes uwu
love how when james says crocodiles have deep voices will's FIRST reaction is "how deep are their voices?" and his SECOND is "wait crocodiles can't talk"
just got an email from my algebra teacher but this is much more important than homework
edit: thanks for the likes kdbdbxhhxbsnxjfj
Ideally got an email from your teacher just as the video uploads
That seems kind of convenient for you to get an early comment in
Press X to doubt the legitimacy of your comment
priorities !!
@@matthewmyatt2625 X
Someone got their priorities right!
@@matthewmyatt2625 HAHAHAHSGAHAHA
I’m absolutely quaking when James said about Emma being ‘sage’ as she’s a seasoned dater.
James :can I do the intro
Will:no
James: I’ll take that as a yes
Wth are these replies
Wow it’s Iike your superpower to attract robots
🛑💋
The little “right ok” in response to Will saying he’d sling one up her is why I love James’ mannerisms. He’s hilarious to me. Even when he’s saying two words. 😂
Those two gym girls are actually really cute together
They gave U-haul lesbian vibes and I love it
Nah I knew Lucy and she was a twat
@@deenashawkat3309 🧢
Yes
@@deenashawkat3309 she doesn't look 28 at all
Is no-one going to address that someone is in the bed behind Will.
It’s his girlfriend
pink bear needs a nap, been through a lot n' all
Where?
@@gudrunerlabjornsdottir6809 on? the?? bed???
theres no one in the bed tho
"Emma I'd have you"
I wasn't paying attention... And then I was 😳😳😳
Different title:
Will and James reconsider their relationship
Erm.
@@pinned5992 LOL SHUT UP 😂😂
@@joshsg4338 Try spelling your video titles correctly and making better content instead of begging.
James is gonna be fumming when he sees the spelling
*their
How is that weightlifting nanny only 28 she looks about 45
I clicked for the bald woman WHERE WAS THE BALDY
Fucking same, where's the fockin boldi?
the ultimate clickbait
i didn’t call you “baldy”, baldy
The thumbnail was a bald-faced lie.
@@ellencahill4612 I love that reference
and a tight snatch *BROKE ME*
"Professional Horse Wanker" damn that got me.😂
WillNE’s been wearing the same shirt for 5 weeks straight
S2W:Posts video
Me: IM COMING WILL
*clicks in 5 seconds*
Kk i will sub to you
@@Cloudswrld ok i wont then
@@pinned5992 what was that for
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
tmi kek
It tradition to watch this every now and then to see James's stupid jokes and will's tired reaction lmfao
TH-cam: 54 comments
Me : can I see them ?
TH-cam: no
No one cares
@@joshsg4338 no
at least on the last one she offered to go first as to not embarrass him
oh god that sage joke was so tragic i laughed out loud
The fuckin 47 year old looks decades younger than the first 28 year old lol
Will: uploads
Me: _clicks at the speed of light_
3 bots in 1 fricking comment
Same
@@siforical who's the other bot? There's only 2
10:20
"I just dont feel that spark"
Subtitles: "I just dont feel as fucked"
I've never watched half the programmes they watch in these videos, so as well as watching Will, I watch an episode of a show I've never watched. It's perfect
Nobody:
Not a single soul:
James: yeah let’s get it
will and james being an old married couple for 11:06 minutes
11:07 **
@@gottazayn9803 11:07*
@@draculuah *11:07
@@dekezy no actually sorry
The thumbnail makes it look like they're just laughing at some bald girl lol
Hell yeah, a new episode of Will and Jim, also known as the infinite source of serotonin!
Hold up that first date was so cute 😭
Petition for will and james to watch 90 day fiance
^^^
1:18 she looks about 45 mate...
yeetus deletus
i am early
and can’t rhyme with deletus
What is up guys it sykkuno here
Fetus deletus abortion completus
Yeetus deletus
Begone with the fetus
@@zapw2e i just like his pfp
weirdo
‘Is she covered in sage?’
This is the peak of comedy
does will only own 1 shirt
Yes and i am telling you that you posted to 12 hours ago
At least two, he has the DRUGS shirt too
the 47-year-old(from video 2) looks younger than the first 28-year-old (from video 1)
Quick question for my fellow commenters:
What do you consider early and what late and is there an inbetween
Early is full of being saying they will gift their next 100 subs and late is the girl bots that steal other ppls comments. If u see none, consider ur self lucky
Will and James saying that they are watching first dates : 47 year old women gets matched with old ex
Claim your 'first here' position
Stupid bot
No
Stfu
7:43 not a good thing to say when you make a lot of commentary videos about children
WILL DOESNT HAVE A SQUARE HEAD
He has a rectangle head
Will's First Date: Hey, has anyone ever told you that you look like spongebob?
Will: nope...
I love James’ Dad wheeze. Makes my day
9:40 his head looks like a thumb with hair
I’ll be surprised if this dosnt get taken down 😂😂😂
8:49 made me laugh if your from Ireland u know
"Will and james watch 'The Undatables'"
Love a bit of Welsh representation despite the awkward ending to the date 😂
New idea
Will and James watch the undatables
i love that the wardrobe malfunction actually brought them closer together 😂
WILLS FACE WHEN JAMES ASKED TO DO AN INTRO AJJSJSHUEHEJEJE
at 11:02 i choked on my tea, like James buy him a drink first
i love jim's jokes, tell him never stop
James: u rarely see 47 year old with that t shirt
Why is that so specific
northerners: *exist*
james: 0:49
James:she is a bit ugly
Will:JAMES
in wills mind : ah yes I see what he means I need to act like I don’t do this vid gets monitised
Regular weight lifting is stuff like lat pull downs, cable rows, etc. Olympic weight lifting would be clean and snatch, deadlifting, etc. There are specific events in olympics weight lifting and it’s not just about how much you life, but your form needs to be spot on. 😁
5:20 tea kettle WhEeZe
Why do Will’s eyebrows look so good. Like am I crazy or?
1:44 I can’t breathe
When your so early the comments wont load
Q: What is blue and goes ding dong?
A: An Avon lady at the North Pole!
**you're **won't
@some depressed emo 69 you’re a depressed emo sat at the back off the class listening to heavy metal that no one likes.
James: makes a bad joke
James: repeats the bad joke because it was so bad
Also James: continues to laugh at his own terrible joke
7:10 *STOP RIGHT THERE*
fun fact: nobody in the world has watched the full video
@@joshsg4338 no, thank, you.
they did before uploading so technically people have watched the full video. also their editor had to have watched it
Q: What do you call a pile of cats?
A: A meow-tain.
@@pinned5992 what
I have
11:03 best James Marriott quote ever
Why is Will and James watch like a shit gogglebox
TH-cam: 5 views
Also TH-cam: 500 likes
Anyone notice that they’re twins at 9:30?!
When your early but don’t know what to say 👁👄👁
relatable 👁️👄👁️
Very original well done
yessir
@@____-ft6ys 👁👄👁
@@morgantodd8445 lol
james: why on first dates ireland do they have what their name would be as a woman beside their real name
me: CLARE IS THE COUNTY
Not sure if he was joking or not idk😂
@@Jake_05_ omg I totally forgot I said this hahaha that’s so funny I forgot about it 😦 also yeah I assume he was joking
4:50 mia's fuming
Honestly really love watching will and james watch, its such a good break from life stresses
Iv honestly been feeling like pure shit for the past few weeks and this videos genuinely made me laugh properly for a long time!!
James: I'm going to make it my job to make sure this video does not get monetised
I'm only 30 seconds in and I already know he succeeded somewhere along the line
you know james said something at 8:33
I watched that rejection clip with the ginger bloke, the one James wants to touch or something
Yeah we watched that in school
In life
I have no sodding idea why
I just realised he isn’t that ginger
7:00, what pirate speak is this;
Scottish mate
What exactly did he say, please ive been scrolling for so long
@@kat99o21o lol
Olympic weightlifting is the lifts shes does, not the level she’s at just so ya know 😉 otherwise quality content from the bois
alternative title: James proves he's bent for 11 minutes
I unsubscribed about 3 years ago and somehow this popped up.
I'm actually signed up for First Dates in the Netherlands, looking for an alpha male y'know?