r/Storiesaboutkevin This the DUMBEST Guy on Earth!

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  • @rSlash
    @rSlash  5 ปีที่แล้ว +1163

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  • @emmethefangirl8785
    @emmethefangirl8785 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1222

    Hey, at least the last one was smart enough to realize the stupid crap she did and be able to laugh about it.

    • @Casey5693
      @Casey5693 5 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      Yeah, that was sweet. She can't be that much of a Kevin if she's that self-aware. ^^

    • @tonk1044
      @tonk1044 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Bobillow.

    • @uliran9
      @uliran9 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      She also has pretty nice grammar skills.

    • @ghornisbae1653
      @ghornisbae1653 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Casey5693. Yeah it was a sweet twist. She really just seems like a bit of a klutz is all, considering how unlucky she usually is, SS staying with her is the luck that balanced it out.

    • @harounfarhani2138
      @harounfarhani2138 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Dumb people who know they're not smart are usually awesome people, it's the idiots who think they're the smarets in the world who are incredibly infuriating.

  • @LoganWH8
    @LoganWH8 5 ปีที่แล้ว +984

    I want the full story of “Kevin tazed himself on the neck before a football game”

    • @GiordanDiodato
      @GiordanDiodato 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      here's the story of it:
      www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/219w2o/whos_the_dumbest_person_youve_ever_met/cgbmmwh/
      also the "He's not wearing pants" comment had me in stitches

    • @JM-ij1om
      @JM-ij1om 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Lmao

    • @lieyunus8123
      @lieyunus8123 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@GiordanDiodato thx man

    • @Cameron115
      @Cameron115 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@GiordanDiodato so somehow no one knew where he got the tazer from, nor where it is after he was tazed? As some others pointed out, suspicious... did someone else taze him?

    • @blastoiseboy2362
      @blastoiseboy2362 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The first story I just down understand what to say for them.................................

  • @petloverspy
    @petloverspy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1376

    OH MY GOD THE LAST ONE IS SELF-AWARE
    That’s actually very impressive. I’m proud of her. Congratulations on landing your Sensible Sam, Kevina! You sound like an adorable couple

    • @idontknowwhatmypfpis1918
      @idontknowwhatmypfpis1918 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      I'm more surprised by the fact she can't remember a single f'ing thing. like is it that hard. I hope being with Sam will help her.

    • @GiordanDiodato
      @GiordanDiodato 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      at least she can look back and laugh at the dumb stuff she's done.

    • @woswasdenni1914
      @woswasdenni1914 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@idontknowwhatmypfpis1918 its a common misconception that remebering things is a sign of intelligence. you can be very intelligent but cant remeber certain things. shure intelligence works better if youre also strong in memorizing things but those 2 are not nessesarly related.

    • @GiordanDiodato
      @GiordanDiodato 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@woswasdenni1914 that explains why my mom is pretty smart, but sometimes forgets where she put her phone

    • @Kiku91
      @Kiku91 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      One of the bullet points was about her ADHD medication. As one with the same disorder, I can't tell you enough how hacked up your memory can be, especially your short term memory! (The long term memory can be shit too, but there are ways around it). It actually makes some of the points in that last story relatable. In high school, I would write detailed plans on what exactly my homework was, so I would not get mixed up, but on top of that, I would have to write on my arm "check planner" or I would forget to look in my planner when I got home, and subsequently, forget to do my homework. (Just as an example)

  • @jaspr1999
    @jaspr1999 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1476

    That last one was rather touching at the end. I truly do appreciate Kevina's candor.

    • @isabellajemica
      @isabellajemica 5 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      The last one was a huge plot twist

    • @shamamohamed8315
      @shamamohamed8315 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      jaspr1999 wait I didn’t get it. Did “Kevina” write that post herself?

    • @jaspr1999
      @jaspr1999 5 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      @@shamamohamed8315 - Yup! That's why the last sentence questions why Sam would marry her.

    • @TheHaloVoyager
      @TheHaloVoyager 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@jaspr1999 so the entire post was her describing how stupid she is and making it sound like it was someone else. Wtf

    • @jaspr1999
      @jaspr1999 5 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      @@TheHaloVoyager - At least she's aware of her faults and can admit to them. That's pretty impressive.

  • @d.l831
    @d.l831 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1570

    The last story’s plot twist made it so much more endearing😂

    • @joshuwamckinsey5666
      @joshuwamckinsey5666 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      D. L it was adorable

    • @cat_soup
      @cat_soup 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Better than most of m. Night twists lol

    • @MGMAFiend
      @MGMAFiend 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      WHAT A PLOT TWIST!!

    • @ranger5839
      @ranger5839 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      It really was, and at least she owns up to it

    • @GiordanDiodato
      @GiordanDiodato 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      yeah. it's nice she can look back and laugh at the dumb stuff we did.

  • @morsalo123
    @morsalo123 5 ปีที่แล้ว +376

    There were several times in that last story where I thought to myself: "How the hell does OP know that?" Felt stupid for not seeing the plot twist coming.

    • @wta1518
      @wta1518 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I just assumed they were roommates or something.

    • @vQuinnix
      @vQuinnix 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      honestly I thought the same thing and thought it was fake until the end

  • @nise6699
    @nise6699 5 ปีที่แล้ว +486

    Darwin: Natural Selection
    Kevin's Family: Exists*
    Darwin: Nvm

    • @thepetchannel6411
      @thepetchannel6411 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      search up mountin chicken same as a normal chicken
      its a FROG a FROG

    • @AdamX1124
      @AdamX1124 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Shit I was gonna make a natural selection Joke but I can’t top this ine

    • @kittylovergurl6452
      @kittylovergurl6452 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lmao🤣

    • @Free_Krazy
      @Free_Krazy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I saw a documentary when i was 14 that said we as humans have basically given natural selection the middle finger, I believe Trey the Explainer also did a video on it a year or two ago, we kinda broke the game, see Tier Zoo for details on why and how.

  • @sagesaria
    @sagesaria 5 ปีที่แล้ว +755

    The plot twist on that last one was kind of adorable.
    Also it’s absolutely possible to fail PE, I saw it happening all the time in high school. Three words: refusal to participate.

    • @3bydacreekside
      @3bydacreekside 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I always failed pe paper tests

    • @endyrserifi
      @endyrserifi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      My PE teacher failed me in 8th grade for not wearing shorts. That wasn’t code. You had to change into shorts or sweatpants. he was a pervert who shouldn’t have been working thanks to an incident that happened when my sisters were in his class eight years before me. I always participated.

    • @ene7065
      @ene7065 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@endyrserifi dude that sucks
      I swear schools need to make sure that the student don't have disgusting pedos for teachers

    • @alanstevedeluca5157
      @alanstevedeluca5157 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Just to be clear, in the last one Kevin its actually the op right?

    • @RcrcMr
      @RcrcMr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@alanstevedeluca5157 yup OP's kevin.

  • @kevinv3595
    @kevinv3595 5 ปีที่แล้ว +866

    Great
    My name is Kevin
    And my sister is named Karen
    Yes, our mom hates us

    • @greenie15
      @greenie15 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      😂

    • @mkay4
      @mkay4 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Karli Grové can't tell if you're the worst friend or the best friend someone could have 🤣🤣🤣

    • @Asteri0519
      @Asteri0519 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @Karli Grové I don't know if you're a godsent individual or a devil's spawn. But either way you have gained my uttermost respect.

    • @Corathor
      @Corathor 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Does she hate you because you take after your namesake? or did she hate you before she gave you the names.. that's the question.. lol

    • @RaraZeCat
      @RaraZeCat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      aw... that's not good.

  • @98Etienne98
    @98Etienne98 5 ปีที่แล้ว +433

    The last one was kinda wholesome and genuinely funny actually.
    The others were funny as well because of how dumb these Kevins were lol

    • @lartist2751
      @lartist2751 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Gubbah incel right

  • @ZachZombie
    @ZachZombie 5 ปีที่แล้ว +667

    4:06
    "You can't say the N-word if you're white."
    *Kids on Xbox Live:* Observe.

    • @sav22rem22
      @sav22rem22 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Liz Lee Lmaooo “privileged”

    • @heynip6701
      @heynip6701 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ZachZombie2003 well yes but actually no

    • @jyechristie3796
      @jyechristie3796 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No shit

    • @opadrip
      @opadrip 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @Liz Lee Lmao using "privilege" unironically

    • @danielespitia1776
      @danielespitia1776 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Liz Lee Freedom of speech. That's all I will say.

  • @LilithGrimm
    @LilithGrimm 5 ปีที่แล้ว +674

    me: No one can be that stupid
    kevin's: Hold my freaking soaking milk sock

    • @Izzmonster
      @Izzmonster 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I've never cringed and laughed so hard at the same time before.

    • @dbest6137
      @dbest6137 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      At least he didn't ring it out in his mouth

    • @oracle8802
      @oracle8802 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I mean I can relate to the one failing gym
      *i almost failed library*

    • @RaraZeCat
      @RaraZeCat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@dbest6137 what if he did?

    • @I_want_White_Cheddar_Popcorn
      @I_want_White_Cheddar_Popcorn 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      And let me think my spoiled kaprisun is beer

  • @polartopics6431
    @polartopics6431 5 ปีที่แล้ว +546

    I absolutely died when he said “Kevina” 😂😂😂
    Also, it’s actually kinda reassuring that she realized that some of the things she does is Kevin-ish

    • @grifballa
      @grifballa 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      "The awareness of ignorance requires a measure of intelligence."
      Almost doesn't sound like a Kevin(a)

    • @annaanne5031
      @annaanne5031 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I would've just said Karen 😂

    • @OptimusPhillip
      @OptimusPhillip 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@annaanne5031 Karen more refers to a sense of entitlement, not general stupidity

    • @nein3405
      @nein3405 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      in german female-kevins are called chantal or jacqueline

    • @chaosgoettin
      @chaosgoettin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@nein3405 Shakkeline und Shantall :D

  • @zuko1569
    @zuko1569 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2787

    Once upon a time, Kevin confessed his love to Karen
    They both got married but their children died because they forgot to vaccinate them.

    • @Ceasord
      @Ceasord 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      lol

    • @c3dartree
      @c3dartree 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Lol

    • @meepmweep
      @meepmweep 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Forgot?

    • @wyattx46
      @wyattx46 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      "forgot"

    • @videonaj
      @videonaj 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      More like took all of them at once and then took every flu shot too then every cough medicine until their kidneys caved in. Did you miss any of your flu shots since birth guys? Yes? You anti vaxxers get out of here!

  • @Hernos28
    @Hernos28 5 ปีที่แล้ว +137

    Me : What are your weaknesses
    Kevin : Yes

  • @Misterbrainturn
    @Misterbrainturn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +326

    Teacher: There is no such thing as a stupid question!
    Kevin: *You dare oppose me mortal*

    • @Bri-oe8sf
      @Bri-oe8sf 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I am dying this is so funny

    • @PhotonDragon16
      @PhotonDragon16 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      *Shaggy would like to know your location*

    • @ilikethecokev2
      @ilikethecokev2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Mr. Garrison said it best. "There are no stupid questions, just stupid people"

    • @BigMan274
      @BigMan274 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@PhotonDragon16 a fly is nothing compared to god

    • @sallymoen7932
      @sallymoen7932 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Suggestion for anime character: check!

  • @phoebehinton-sheley3937
    @phoebehinton-sheley3937 5 ปีที่แล้ว +521

    Oh my god, the twist on that last one literally made my jaw drop 😂😂😂

    • @isabellajemica
      @isabellajemica 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      You thought the kevin was someone else ,but it was me!!!!

    • @alexspies-pronouncedspeez
      @alexspies-pronouncedspeez 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@isabellajemica BUT IT WAS ME, DIO!!

    • @zacharymcleod8050
      @zacharymcleod8050 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@isabellajemica argh is that another jojo reference in a motherfucking reddit channel

    • @TheHaloVoyager
      @TheHaloVoyager 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@zacharymcleod8050 yes it is now deal with it. (I'm also a JoJo fan btw)

    • @jesklevethix2981
      @jesklevethix2981 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I know.. I had to relisten to it to be sure I heard right.... Twice!

  • @bobbygamer3579
    @bobbygamer3579 5 ปีที่แล้ว +257

    4:45
    "Kevin doesn't know that dogs and cats are different animals"
    Me: "chokes on snacks". I sorry what?
    The cat and dog were just staring at me. ( I think they know English)

    • @dannyfehr4130
      @dannyfehr4130 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That's a good one :)

    • @1e1001
      @1e1001 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @Nobal Zealot01 yea I thought that "raining cats and dogs" was literal and when it rained a ton once I was sad I couldn't get a pet cat

    • @winterpeony1462
      @winterpeony1462 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      RedMikePumpkin 😂 😂 😂

    • @wta1518
      @wta1518 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Oh, your dog(s) and cat(s) know English, they just pretend not to when they don’t want to.

    • @melissa8313
      @melissa8313 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Maybe he saw CatDog and it fucked w his head 😂

  • @hockaj4845
    @hockaj4845 5 ปีที่แล้ว +437

    Have a friend names kevin, he forgot where the toilet was IN HIS OWN HOME

    • @princessmarthajandio
      @princessmarthajandio 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      How long ago did he move into that house?

    • @goldenshadow9138
      @goldenshadow9138 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I did that once tried to go through a wall instead of the dood

    • @princessmarthajandio
      @princessmarthajandio 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @pufuleti Oh goodness!
      He had a real brain fart there!

  • @dont_question_my_motives
    @dont_question_my_motives 5 ปีที่แล้ว +216

    Honestly the biggest plot twist of 2019 was the Kevin from the last story being the poster

  • @Hastambre
    @Hastambre 4 ปีที่แล้ว +179

    My names Kevin and I'm a pilot, I sincerely hope you all know and fear this

    • @siariele4592
      @siariele4592 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      we do flyguy, we really do

    • @brianchan8
      @brianchan8 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Um

    • @remybomb4690
      @remybomb4690 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You need your brain checked for thinking we would fear a pilot who has never flown

    • @Hastambre
      @Hastambre 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@remybomb4690 I have over 500 hours solo please shit the fuck up

    • @vectorthehop3945
      @vectorthehop3945 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Hastambre r/whooosh

  • @Gilhelmi
    @Gilhelmi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +132

    I don't know why, but I find "videos of people hugging passionately" to be hilarious.
    Far more than it should be.

    • @uglebeffus
      @uglebeffus 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Personally, I think they're gross. But whatever floats your passionately hugging boat, I guess.

    • @incognitones5604
      @incognitones5604 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@uglebeffus I might be completely wrong, but I got the impression that Gilhelmi found the phrase "videos of people hugging passionately" hilarious, not the actual "videos". But I might be wrong. And of course, even if it is the phrase you think is "gross" you have every right to think so.
      Nonetheless, either wich way, thanks for the chuckle.

    • @schemingbanana2213
      @schemingbanana2213 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@incognitones5604 yes that was the joke

    • @uglebeffus
      @uglebeffus 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@incognitones5604 r/wooosh

    • @incognitones5604
      @incognitones5604 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@uglebeffus Pity me, I missed an idiom. The danger of not getting English with the mothers milk I guess.

  • @pheonixiagal6828
    @pheonixiagal6828 5 ปีที่แล้ว +122

    My humor has been so annihilated that I laughed for a solid five minutes the first time rSlash said “Kevina.” Send help.

  • @All54321
    @All54321 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    The last story surprised me. Never would have thought that a Kevin would post about themselves on this sub.

  • @studioreep7449
    @studioreep7449 5 ปีที่แล้ว +510

    Me: i've seen this one
    Rslash: what do you mean you've seen this. It's brand new

    • @derp4581
      @derp4581 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Early bird catches the worm

    • @matic4416
      @matic4416 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Instagram normies be like

    • @yinyang1217
      @yinyang1217 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@matic4416 shush

    • @generalmits
      @generalmits 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@yinyang1217 youtube normies (plebs without premium) be like

    • @redracerb18
      @redracerb18 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      These have been on the subreddit for a while

  • @spookynoodle5255
    @spookynoodle5255 5 ปีที่แล้ว +178

    "Fish are just really active plants"
    *Looks over at aquariums*
    I guess I don't kill every plant I touch

    • @5AMUR-41
      @5AMUR-41 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      *Looks over* yeah, those are dead

  • @bellerain381
    @bellerain381 5 ปีที่แล้ว +160

    At this point, I think even Darwin would say "back to the drawing board!"

    • @NinjaFlibble
      @NinjaFlibble 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      or he'd say "and this is why you don't take out survival of the fittest"

    • @only2potatoes811
      @only2potatoes811 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Darwin has brain cancer listening and watching this shit

  • @VelcroYuppie
    @VelcroYuppie 5 ปีที่แล้ว +112

    I am, indeed, a Kevin. The dumbest thing I ever did was start a bar fight with a biker everyone called Tank. Now, I'm 6'3", and at the time weighed 280 pounds, all of it muscle. Tank was 7'1", and was stronger than anyone I've ever known, except for my Dad and my brother Chet. I got ticked off, and hit him across the head with a pool cue, hard enough to break the cue. He turned and looked at me, said "That was a bad idea." That's the last thing I remember of that fight. lol

    • @GiorgosKoukoubagia
      @GiorgosKoukoubagia 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      TOP 10 ANIME FIGHTS

    • @sageyt4808
      @sageyt4808 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      My friends a kevina she some how decided it would be a good idea to crash her mini electric kids car (shes 13) into a shed then blame it on her elderly disabled dog greg. Greg can't walk let alone DRIVE A FRICKIN MINI CAR. Sh also decided that narruto running on the streets and getting lost for a few hours was a good idea. Oh and she nearly started up a black market at school, got into a fight with fit a** kid and tripped over her elderly dog while running at a tree, hit a pole twice in the same minute, ran on 5eh top of tall monkey bars and finally she drank old milk, orange juice and water, all together saying "It was smoothieeeee" Oh yeah and she also sat on someones chest and nearly killed him.

    • @urbexingTss
      @urbexingTss 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      If you were Kevin witch you aren't you couldn't even write this comment

    • @urbexingTss
      @urbexingTss 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@sageyt4808 yeah dude kevin is stupid

    • @FlanylShirtman
      @FlanylShirtman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I've heard four different people tell me that story over the last 25 years, pool cue and all.

  • @WolfyFancyLads
    @WolfyFancyLads 5 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    "Kevin was white"
    The best sentence of this entire video. XD

    • @HenkdeYouTubesteen
      @HenkdeYouTubesteen 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      84% of the school was black.
      Kevin got beat up a lot.

  • @thegamerator10
    @thegamerator10 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Moe: "You've got a brain like Napoleon."
    Larry: "Napoleon's dead!"
    Moe: "I know it."

  • @emeraldartz
    @emeraldartz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +281

    No one:
    Not even an animal:
    Kevins: Guys I found a wild animal in the classroom!
    *Students staring at him holding the dead class pet* 😱

    • @deusvult1826
      @deusvult1826 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      at least he knows its an animal

    • @thatrandomuser6554
      @thatrandomuser6554 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Give him a gold star, he finally got something right.

    • @Cyntaria
      @Cyntaria 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      tom and jerry meme right now?

  • @demonpanda4539
    @demonpanda4539 5 ปีที่แล้ว +304

    No one:
    Not a single soul:
    Kevin: “You guys wanna smoke weed” *pulls out a bag of garden weeds to the entire class

    • @sallywinston5305
      @sallywinston5305 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I don't know. Pretty sure people would laugh but then stop and realize that the guy was serious. Also, I bet they would look like actually weeds and not kinda grounded (?) up. They would probably look like flowers. XD

    • @jayballuk
      @jayballuk 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Or a bag of fish

    • @AceNotAnAttorney
      @AceNotAnAttorney 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jayballuk why a bag of fish

    • @amusingkiwi9586
      @amusingkiwi9586 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Demon Panda I should do this as a prank lmao

    • @amusingkiwi9586
      @amusingkiwi9586 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Annika Spanggaard WhY nOt?😂

  • @Adelynoir
    @Adelynoir 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Okay, but signing up for a class and never going to it is literally a reoccurring nightmare for me lol

  • @theodorboazpedersen4844
    @theodorboazpedersen4844 5 ปีที่แล้ว +339

    Imagine Rslash's text messages: IM NOT STOOPID! or IM GLAD HE'S DEAD!

    • @crimi.photos
      @crimi.photos 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Lmao who calls the police over text

    • @alanzapreservationtheythem2861
      @alanzapreservationtheythem2861 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Theodor Boaz Pedersen
      “im a felon
      Please go to jail for me!”

    • @liamkearns9289
      @liamkearns9289 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@crimi.photos well anyone because some one can say I'm going to kill u or something like that

    • @undefined4277
      @undefined4277 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Theodor Boaz Pedersen bruh the texts are obviously photoshopped

    • @alanzapreservationtheythem2861
      @alanzapreservationtheythem2861 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      TheHero6965 bruh this is obviously a joke

  • @joyuz6583
    @joyuz6583 5 ปีที่แล้ว +113

    rslash: the kevin downloaded videos of people hugging pationately
    me: that's not so bad
    looks at text
    *oh*

    • @Kylel0519
      @Kylel0519 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      And like that you are no longer pure

    • @asifmetal666
      @asifmetal666 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      ur a relative of Kevin then u realised.

    • @Nizazel
      @Nizazel 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Kylel0519 Kevins love passion...
      interpret it how you want to

  • @Dounut-bo8vg
    @Dounut-bo8vg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    I love how he censored aldult videos as "videos of people hugging passionately"

  • @GeoToni13
    @GeoToni13 5 ปีที่แล้ว +198

    When you have this strange sense of Deja Vu...
    *I've just been in this place before*
    *Higher on the street*
    *And I know it's my time to go...*

    • @hugo_R898
      @hugo_R898 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      69 likes!

    • @liamlogan7131
      @liamlogan7131 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Calling you, the search is a mystery

    • @GeoToni13
      @GeoToni13 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@liamlogan7131 Standing on my feet
      It's so hard when I try to be me, oooh!

  • @HTHTucoTheRat
    @HTHTucoTheRat 5 ปีที่แล้ว +137

    Dumbest thing I have ever done...Handcuffed myself to an electric fence.

    • @justasentientmclarenp1879
      @justasentientmclarenp1879 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Tuco the Rat I wanna know the story

    • @MercuryA2000
      @MercuryA2000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      How are you here?

    • @baronnumnums
      @baronnumnums 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      it was a dare right?

    • @teardropcipher7001
      @teardropcipher7001 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      I touched a electric fence three times after being shocked twice I did it the third time just to make sure that I was really being shocked by the fench

    • @paulfuray8557
      @paulfuray8557 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      😄😳. Bet that was a shocking experience

  • @kateAkaGunner
    @kateAkaGunner 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    I dated a guy named Kevin for about a year and a half when I was in my teens. He lived up to his name, the man was dumb as a rock. No wait that's mean, that's insulting to rocks.

    • @CaroleJ.V
      @CaroleJ.V 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Kate Gunn 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣daaaaaannnggggggg

    • @greenie15
      @greenie15 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      May we has examples?

  • @AmeshaSpentaArmaiti
    @AmeshaSpentaArmaiti 5 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    That last OP was top ten anime betrayals on themself.
    That's hardcore. Beep boop.

  • @vadimnovikov8487
    @vadimnovikov8487 5 ปีที่แล้ว +119

    Kevin and karen sitting on a tree
    The tree is on fire but they think its the leaves

  • @RainbowAnimeCupcake
    @RainbowAnimeCupcake 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I feel like Bob’s son was the type of child who never had any curiosity. He saw something or thought something unfamiliar and just never asked anyone or talked to anyone about what he thought about those things, so he just decided on what he thought it was and stuck with it and no one questioned their assumption until they finally say something they think out loud

    • @sallymoen7932
      @sallymoen7932 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      These Kevins are the perfect foil to the smart-aleck brainiacs who spout random facts.

  • @rainycat9052
    @rainycat9052 5 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    The funny thing is I have a cousin named Kevin and he’s really smart, and sounds like Einstein compared to these other “Kevin’s”

    • @tonytiger6814
      @tonytiger6814 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      RAIN SHREKS SMEXY WIFE AND GF Sooo, your cousin sounds German?

    • @rainycat9052
      @rainycat9052 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Wait what? Oh lmao no, I mean smart. (I know you were just joking though) But he’s actually Ukrainian

    • @uglebeffus
      @uglebeffus 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That's really not saying much since everyone looks like an Einstein to these people.

    • @rainycat9052
      @rainycat9052 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      True, true

    • @tonytiger6814
      @tonytiger6814 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      RAIN SHREKS SMEXY WIFE AND GF Yeah, I was joking, lol.

  • @dotmn6524
    @dotmn6524 5 ปีที่แล้ว +98

    13:57
    I almost spit my food out because my name is Kelly and my big brothers name is Kevin wtf

  • @ambrosiacomfort2705
    @ambrosiacomfort2705 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    My berded dragon is named Keven. And he's pretty stupid but I love him

  • @amanirupia6613
    @amanirupia6613 5 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    I physically Face Palmed at these things
    Especially the first one
    OMFG

    • @ML-yn9yu
      @ML-yn9yu 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yea, the first one seemed like he had some kind of learning disability.

  • @dory7693
    @dory7693 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Kevin...Kevin watch the light dude...
    KEVIN!

  • @songohan3321
    @songohan3321 5 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    It takes a special kind of talent to fail gym class.

    • @gamingjose4441
      @gamingjose4441 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      My friend got an f for gym class ooof

    • @dukduk9016
      @dukduk9016 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      All u have to do is act like me and you're good to go. F here i come!

    • @itswhox2
      @itswhox2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      or an asshole teacher. dealt with one once.

    • @empty7170
      @empty7170 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I had an f because the teacher hated me, she was fired after 2 years

    • @slumberybox41
      @slumberybox41 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Or you just get tired very easily and therefore never finished the swimming test which we have here in Sweden

  • @cauctaus
    @cauctaus 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    where'd my food go?
    Kevin: gone, reduced to atoms

  • @shermf2986
    @shermf2986 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    My husband’s name is Kevin. I’m getting the “stink eye” for laughing so hard at these stories! Keep it up! 🤣😂

  • @BabyBells231
    @BabyBells231 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    5:38 That pronunciation caused me physical pain, I want you to know this
    - A Bahamian girl

    • @Docwilson91
      @Docwilson91 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      As someone from NJ who lives in the New York City Metropolitan area, that made me cringe as well. (Nassau County is a county in Long Island and is covered by the media around here, so I know the correct pronunciation)

    • @LadyBama
      @LadyBama 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I live in Alabama,and it made me cringe. 😨

    • @KuLaydMahn
      @KuLaydMahn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I've actually always wondered how it's supposed to be pronounced. I've always said "nass-aw" but have never been sure.

    • @mathildamurray2622
      @mathildamurray2622 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Eric Coffey unless I am mistaken, you are correct with that pronunciation. I had family who lived there for some time.

    • @debbipriz
      @debbipriz 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @When you pull off the heist just right th-cam.com/video/wVIxBaETX5Y/w-d-xo.html

  • @iamacatperson7226
    @iamacatperson7226 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    Kevin: I love spicy hot food! Me: hot cheetos arent that hot Kevin: YES THEY ARE Me: *gives him some indian food* Kevin: *screaming and blaming me for him eating the food

    • @electricheartpony
      @electricheartpony 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I love spicy food but I'm sure that my definition and other's is completely different, lol.

    • @GiordanDiodato
      @GiordanDiodato 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      *also Kevin gets explosive diarrhea*

  • @waynesligar5948
    @waynesligar5948 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    My first name is Kevin but laughed so hard at the stories really laughed at kevina keep up with the stories

  • @AliceinOverwatch
    @AliceinOverwatch 5 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    Homework is optional if you're top of the class lol

    • @7448CHRIS
      @7448CHRIS 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Can confirm, got a friend who just aced tests and never did homework 😂

    • @Jugador-Feliz
      @Jugador-Feliz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Can confirm, I reached University jaja

    • @7448CHRIS
      @7448CHRIS 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Jugador-Feliz can also confirm he continues it today, he also wrote one essay about how everyone was fucking stupid (actual title) and a 20 page essay that he had like 2 months to do and did it in a day, both getting an A. I envy people like him

    • @cannedair3357
      @cannedair3357 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I do my homework but I’m also an A student

    • @7448CHRIS
      @7448CHRIS 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@cannedair3357 weak

  • @jamesbaxter5147
    @jamesbaxter5147 5 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    Woah, I got to see this video yesterday! Neat!

    • @anchriwa
      @anchriwa 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same but at the same time frustrating

    • @gianbangayan5901
      @gianbangayan5901 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Me to

    • @Influfferious
      @Influfferious 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Why was it taken down? There was nothing actually bad in there"

    • @shamamohamed8315
      @shamamohamed8315 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      James Baxter so you don’t get a new video today. Bummer!

    • @FireWavePhantom
      @FireWavePhantom 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Influfferious Something to do with rendering issues, he said so on his discord.

  • @0Disturbingthepeace0
    @0Disturbingthepeace0 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    there is NOTHING I love more than stories about Kevin!!! NOTHING!!!! I have these saved on my phone and when I get depressed I read them and cry with laughter. The Kevina I knew in high school was good at school work but couldn't tie her shoes until she was 16. my favorite stories goes like this:
    Kevina: looks outside and says to her mother: OMG its raining! Can we go shopping mom? I love shopping when it raining.
    Her mom: Honey that's the sprinkler.....

  • @florian8599
    @florian8599 5 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    Actually, in Germany, a female Kevin would be Chantal.
    Wait... The last OP WAS Chantal! WAAAAAAAAA?!

    • @justseffstuff3308
      @justseffstuff3308 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      O shit, nice

    • @rachelfox8108
      @rachelfox8108 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      In Ireland, a female Kevin would be Caoimhe (pronounced "Keeva")

    • @alexnako1452
      @alexnako1452 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Kevin and Chantal
      Kevinism

    • @yarraidalg
      @yarraidalg 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Haimannen in russia it's debil (or debilka)
      and the unisex word tupitza

  • @SuprumTheOne
    @SuprumTheOne 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Kevin: *exists*
    God: Better go on Reddit, gotta see how this Kevin turns out.

  • @maumee22
    @maumee22 5 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    "Let's call him Sensible Sam (SS)"
    *Early to early-mid 1900s Germany intensifies*

  • @ArkOfDarkness
    @ArkOfDarkness 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    "Some type of sick Divine Intervention"
    r/BrandNewSentence

  • @pomantoeman5928
    @pomantoeman5928 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Me: hey wanna get some sushi
    Kevin: I'm sorry, I have to eat my socks before sweets sweetie.
    Me:what

  • @IdaliaMay
    @IdaliaMay 5 ปีที่แล้ว +143

    I feel like the female version of Kevin should be Becky.

    • @beckie8168
      @beckie8168 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      No, I'd call them Barbies. I'm called Beckie and I'm blonde. Dealing with blonde jokes is more than enough, thank you 😂

    • @胖胖两父子
      @胖胖两父子 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      _Ashley_

    • @K1Kotsune
      @K1Kotsune 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Kelly

    • @roccocristallo188
      @roccocristallo188 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Nevaeh

    • @purplekissy
      @purplekissy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Glitter, Honey, Candy think any stripper name.

  • @GyorBox
    @GyorBox 5 ปีที่แล้ว +102

    Why the hell is it demonetized? It makes no sense. You censored everything wrong...
    Oh wait...you said "the" in a explicit manner

    • @Kamarkarze
      @Kamarkarze 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Although @11:34 he says 'it's best Kevin kills himself ....'
      That would do it...

    • @GyorBox
      @GyorBox 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Nah... I'm going with "the"...

    • @redneckmaniac3463
      @redneckmaniac3463 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      i think its bc he wanted a 15 yr old kevin to die in a car crash oof

    • @templar1115
      @templar1115 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      perhaps we should ask Majorkill, he should know

    • @littlemisseevee2309
      @littlemisseevee2309 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Phil McNealy breaktime

  • @jinx7501
    @jinx7501 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I think God laughing is the best way to describe a Kevin family's survival.

  • @lethfuil
    @lethfuil 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Ok, the last one turned out to be pretty cute. xD

  • @Rain-Man915
    @Rain-Man915 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Some guy in my class said the Crazy Frog version of We Are The Champions was the original, after I said I liked the original version more.

  • @StellarTempest
    @StellarTempest 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Nobody:
    Kevin: Watch me shoot this firework into the ground.
    Everyone else: Happy fou-
    **Boom**

  • @Lj-dh2tv
    @Lj-dh2tv 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Poor Kevina, I have a feeling she's not stupid since she's self aware.

  • @BReal-10EC
    @BReal-10EC 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    My brother had a Kevina employee many years ago in Atlanta.
    (creative/design job fwiw)
    She did all kinds of really stupid things, but the cake story is:
    She had talked and talked about driving to see her mother (a state away) over an upcoming long holiday weekend.
    Holiday weekend came and went.
    My brother asked her about the trip (making small talk- being nice), and she was visibly upset and said she didn't want to talk about it.
    Later she did.
    Seems she started driving for the trip and everything was fine.
    But four hours into the trip she realized she was just circling Atlanta on the perimeter (I-285), then gave up and just went home.
    It scares me that such people can legally drive, own weapons, and vote.

  • @porschedude7687
    @porschedude7687 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    American Hillbilly: "Stewpid!"
    Canadian Hillbilly: "Stoopid!"
    Me: "This looks like a opportunity to make another sh*tpost based on "Sees Or Soos?"!"

    • @megakaren2160
      @megakaren2160 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That's not how you spell s2pid...

  • @AFantasticCat
    @AFantasticCat 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Wow.. I am getting all sorts of visions in my head. I had no idea that those books titled “The Stupids” were based on true stories. Unbelievable!

  • @yenguyandfriends
    @yenguyandfriends 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    OH MY GOD! Where in GOD'S NAME is natural selection when you need it?!

  • @Barbex2596
    @Barbex2596 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    As an Italian for whom "gelato" is the direct translation for "ice cream", I feared I was a Kevin for a moment

    • @Barbex2596
      @Barbex2596 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Matan Kesselman yea I looked it up later. Still weird how it would be difficult to differenciate in italian lol

  • @ThoughtfulPotato
    @ThoughtfulPotato 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That last one turned into a rom com at the very end!! The man must truly love her goofy antics... Good for them! I hope they live a happy life and she doesn't accidentally... You know... Poison him or something...

  • @jordanknight3519
    @jordanknight3519 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    11:33
    Maybe by wrapping it round one of those pesky stationary wooden fish with leaves.

    • @uglebeffus
      @uglebeffus 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      R/brandnewsentence

  • @joshallender
    @joshallender 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    rslash: "he cannot climb a flight of stairs without tripping up them"
    me: that sounds like my older brother

    • @bonelesspizza150
      @bonelesspizza150 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sounds like me sometimes (I also tend to sometimes not pay attention and almost hurt my back going down steps cuz I assume it's flat and walk across like usual)

  • @Seele2015au
    @Seele2015au 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Have dealt with plenty of Kevins. Once I got an overseas job as one-off project management, and there was a Kevin in the team. No need to make a catalogue of what he did, but on one occasion his Kevinness got to be so exasperating, I asked him: "did your mother take some wrong meds by mistake when she was pregnant with you?"
    "I have no idea; I'll ask her next time I see her."

  • @other2494
    @other2494 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    11:32 I guess it will be just as the Subaru publicity meme where the kid who brokes everything enters the Subaru, and as soon as he closes the door, it explodes

  • @SilverDungeoneer
    @SilverDungeoneer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    One time my entire english class forgot how to spell giraffe. I needed it and we had to look it up.
    I thought it was spelled giraf but knew there was no way that was it.
    Another girl added the second f making it giraff. But we knew it was missong something and found we were missing an e. My excuss was I never had to write it down. I could read it but never personally wrote it.

    • @5AMUR-41
      @5AMUR-41 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Missing*

    • @5AMUR-41
      @5AMUR-41 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Excuse*

    • @SilverDungeoneer
      @SilverDungeoneer 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@5AMUR-41 ok

    • @5AMUR-41
      @5AMUR-41 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@SilverDungeoneer ok

    • @ucheehQ
      @ucheehQ 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      So you've never written 'excuse' before either, have you? Who added that second s?

  •  4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I legitimately feel bad for the first kevin. His parents obviously failed him in life.
    Edit: I take that back, darwinism will hopefully take effect on them soon

  • @jhamps4806
    @jhamps4806 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Thank you so much for uploading this... this is just hysterical...! I am thick as a brick but after listening to these ‘Kevins’ I feel like a genius...!! 😂😂😂😂😂 xx

    • @Horvath_Gabor
      @Horvath_Gabor 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      To be fair, these "Kevins" are all showing extremely clear signs of mental retardation (as in, the actual developmental disorder, not the lame insult), and it baffles me they got to high school/adulthood without anyone, including their relatives, school faculty, or their family doctor connecting the dots and directing them towards a psychiatrist to diagnose them.

  • @Nokomomo22
    @Nokomomo22 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Related to the last story"
    : My last name is 4 letters yet it's been spelled wrong multiple times by teachers. And friends. I understand they can be spelled different ways. But I know what I wrote on my enrollment form- it's a common household item c'mon now-

    • @Sunny-jv7yt
      @Sunny-jv7yt 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What is iT then 🤪🤪

    • @delt528
      @delt528 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Door? Or some variation on that spelling?

    • @jj6434
      @jj6434 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Desk

    • @jj6434
      @jj6434 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Food

    • @tibhamel
      @tibhamel 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Pens? Cups? Book? Fork? Iron? Mugs? Oven? Pans? Pots? Rags? Rugs? Shoe? Sock? Sofa? Vase?

  • @tjawsmness6882
    @tjawsmness6882 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    About 16:55
    My reaction to the final lines of the last story:
    "Wait what?" out loud.

  • @kmac291
    @kmac291 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    I’m kind of a Kevin myself
    Example:
    Up until today I thought that “albino” was a racial slur
    EDIT: I also thought of some other examples so I’m putting them here
    I thought that Chic-Fil-A was an adult McDonald’s
    And (please don’t read this if you are easily offended I only thought this when I was 4)
    I thought that Jesus and God were the same being
    Then I took Bible class in homeschool and thought I was stupid

    • @CertainOverlord
      @CertainOverlord 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      our albino brothers
      - Dragon ball z abridged

    • @electricheartpony
      @electricheartpony 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I honestly didn't know that albino could be construed as a racial slur.
      Depending on who you talk to, Jesus and the biblical God are the same being. Then you throw in the holy spirit and you got the holy trinity. Three bodies, same being. This is according to some, not all.

    • @GiordanDiodato
      @GiordanDiodato 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      CFA is adult McDonald's... if you like worse food

    • @iisgreen6930
      @iisgreen6930 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      God and Jesus are the same being, but also different beings. It i very complicated and I can see how a 4 year old would be confused.

    • @Slades_Garage
      @Slades_Garage 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Don’t feel too bad, I used to think Prussia and Russia were the same thing 🤦🏻‍♀️

  • @anairconditioner8685
    @anairconditioner8685 5 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    TH-cam: Demonitizes RSlash’s video
    *Everyone disliked that*

    • @user-re3qu9dc8b
      @user-re3qu9dc8b 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      *nobody liked that*

    • @crimi.photos
      @crimi.photos 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      *Dead Meme Just Saying*

    • @user-re3qu9dc8b
      @user-re3qu9dc8b 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@crimi.photos *anything related with Keanu will never be dead*

    • @Innvctus
      @Innvctus 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      ah, 2019. where memes somehow die in a few days...

    • @user-re3qu9dc8b
      @user-re3qu9dc8b 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Innvctus *Keanu is alive, so is the meme.*

  • @the_rachel_sam
    @the_rachel_sam 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Hey, we’re all a little Kevin sometimes. I have looked for my phone while talking on it many times.

  • @tomasmacak4603
    @tomasmacak4603 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    pro tip for everyone who have driving Kevin in area put Anti Tank hedgehogs on your front yard

  • @mellow9109
    @mellow9109 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I have a friend named Kevin
    Plot twist-- he is a nice and smart person

  • @MrChase115
    @MrChase115 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I met a Kevina once. She asked me if I had change for a dollar. I gave her the exact equivalence of 100 cents. She then said "I think you gave me too much! All I needed was sixty!". I mean, I'm not necessarily a mathematician... but I laughed because I assumed she was making some sort of math joke that was above my head. She became very pissed off all the sudden and demanded to know "What the fuck are you laughing about?" It then occurred to me, and I asked her, "Are you you thinking about how many minutes are in one hour?". Her: " Can you make change or not?!". Me: "Yah, here you go. Sorry about that." She "hmphd" and walked away. Best 40 cents I've ever made !

  • @brehwtf
    @brehwtf 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Karens be like:
    Hippity Hoppity
    Your son is now my property

  • @Greely
    @Greely 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    I'm reminded of my actual friend named Kevin.
    He's not That dumb though
    EDIT: somebody put the replies of this comment on r/storiesaboutKevin

    • @museofbastille13
      @museofbastille13 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Greely not T H A T dumb

    • @AtariDad
      @AtariDad 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I knew a Kevin in high school, not sure why I hung around him, guy was a total creep. Met up with a friend of mine years later who told me, after I moved away, he invited him over to his house to watch furry porn.

    • @museofbastille13
      @museofbastille13 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@AtariDad Furries together, furries forever.

    • @AtariDad
      @AtariDad 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@museofbastille13 I know some furries who are pretty chill guys, he was not one of them.

    • @Greely
      @Greely 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@museofbastille13 yes, not T H A T dumb, he does forget a lot of stuff and low on school grades but he's overall a cool person to hang with

  • @Diabhork
    @Diabhork 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Day 4 of asking rSlash to make a full episode dedicated to puppy bloopers

    • @FretLevelMidnight
      @FretLevelMidnight 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Get a life. :)

    • @ducanhdao6433
      @ducanhdao6433 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      if you want something done and done properly, you gotta do it yourself… unless you are a kevin or karen

  • @MACSX7
    @MACSX7 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I used to know a guy that was in Boot Camp with me who couldn’t breathe without choking🤣

    • @fragnator3017
      @fragnator3017 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      tf

    • @MACSX7
      @MACSX7 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nathan _ Play We’d be standing at attention and he’d just start choking on his own spit

    • @fragnator3017
      @fragnator3017 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@MACSX7 lol

  • @Kisozriel
    @Kisozriel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I work at a hotel and I can confirm that “YES”....people are that damn dumb.
    Edit: Omfg Kevina called herself OUT! I can’t breeeeeeathe 😂

  • @chromosaur2560
    @chromosaur2560 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Kevin (r/storiesaboutkevin)
    Character Alignment - Universal Stupid

    • @Dethilion
      @Dethilion 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      And exactly that prejudice is cancer

    • @chromosaur2560
      @chromosaur2560 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Dethilion Happy?

    • @OmniscientWarrior
      @OmniscientWarrior 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      They are the true Chaotic Neutral, no matter the side they try to be on.

    • @gManGabe
      @gManGabe 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Chaotic Stupid is not a valid alignment

  • @sophiaswidler1600
    @sophiaswidler1600 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    The one where the kid thought Jewish people didn’t exist had me like 🤦🏻‍♀️mainly because I’m Jewish

    • @ghostnebula8805
      @ghostnebula8805 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Jack the Gestapo 🤦‍♀️

    • @TheHQZombie
      @TheHQZombie 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Jack der Hauptsturmführer good

  • @factaviusthebakinggamer9779
    @factaviusthebakinggamer9779 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    To be fair to the kevin (or rather his gramdfather) at 6:12, chainsaws are incredibly deadly and even if you do everything correctly something can still go wrong, sometimes the tree falls a different way, sometimes some one cuts a branch over head, and sometimes the tree holds tension if it was knowcked over. Dying in a chainsaw accident isn't really a sign of stupidity. Either way love your content rslash! Keep up the amazing work!

  • @TheDiamondInvader
    @TheDiamondInvader 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    First story really reminded me of a movie where the family is called The stupids. It is their last name.
    I think the movie was named the stupids.

  • @vorticalacorn7ok906
    @vorticalacorn7ok906 5 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    Watched the same video twice in 2 days.
    4 views, but 21 likes, good job youtube

    • @owlame32
      @owlame32 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nice

    • @crimi.photos
      @crimi.photos 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      If you’re watching from the browser, there is somewhere in a corner a button that refreshes the page, if you clicked it the issue is fixed

    • @vorticalacorn7ok906
      @vorticalacorn7ok906 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Shek Jesus and ur being a dick why?

    • @gManGabe
      @gManGabe 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's 2019, people! WE KNOW THE COUNTER ISN'T 100% ACCURATE! Stop being Kevins and writing comments like these.

    • @vorticalacorn7ok906
      @vorticalacorn7ok906 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@gManGabe i can see you are a a bit serious about everything. do you want to talk about it?