I have been waiting for this. 5 seconds in and my stomach hurts. You should make this like a 50 part series. GTA and red dead are hilarious, keep it up.
His girl so lucky bro 😟. She probably gets to see all 5 inches every day 🫣. She knows what the next one might look like to, she gets the full package before anyone else
@@mr.redpanda- Yes I know, but it’s almost all of them and McNasty has done gta with soup or all of them before so I couldn’t imagine what it would’ve been like if he was here 😂
1:54 Blarg, you made me instinctively reach down to pet my cat, despite him having been gone for over 3 years... He made the same trilling mew.... Thank you. Bless you.
*grandma got ran over by a limo...* *zoned out while walking across the street...* *people say there's no such thing as rich guys...* *but as for me and grandpa, we believe...*
When dooo parked in front door of the plane it instantly reminded me of the og Vanoss vid where nogla screams “WHY DID YE PARK IN FRONT OF THE PLANE!!!”.
**wants to buy a blarg youtouz but is getting a new puppy this week** **painful screaming** **remembers I get paid on Friday** there's still hope, boys!!!!
Finally, a youtooz available when i still have money. That game i have been saving for can wait, i'mma get the "content machine" so he can sit on my desk.
Hey Blarg, I usually watch the other guys to be frank, and this is a trick that I didn't even learn from them. When you're playing GTA, maybe putting your face cam middle left or top left is better than directly over the map so that we can see the kill feed. Feel free to take this with a grain of salt, but it's something that I've noticed a lot of other creators do
your outro makes me wanna cook up some fries, grab some delicious st huberts chicken gravy, some st alberts cheese curds and slap together some delicious poutines.
Enter the Blarg Youtooz giveaway here: blarg.youtooz.com/
To Allah and beyond my friend
I am not Arab, but hello my friending
What can the 5 inched Arab be used forV
@@Redskipf1 Arab buzz when he flies into the south tower
its a broken link
I have been waiting for this. 5 seconds in and my stomach hurts. You should make this like a 50 part series. GTA and red dead are hilarious, keep it up.
Yes more
Those Red Dead videos were amazing 😂
Same here but my stomach be hurting for different reasons
You gotta get that checked out
My homie got me preggos (I'm a boy) that why my stummy hurt
The chaos just comes naturally with you guys. Also way to fuel the fandom of putting your Youtoon into a jar for nefarious reasons.
who's gonna be the real team player and be the first one to send him pics of their "blarg jar"
I love blarg's honesty
"I dont really care as long as I get paid..." 😂😭
1:23 10/10 advert, he’s adorable
1:30 omg the advert got better, how DARE you tell Doug to quieten down!!!
1:54 those trills are ADORABLE
I want all ads to have a cat interrupting them mid ad. Or I ain’t buying anything
what in god's left ankle are you talking about
@@rrrggg6351Cat dumbfart
“Have you ever wanted 5 inches of an Arab Canadian guy” 😳🥵
His girl so lucky bro 😟. She probably gets to see all 5 inches every day 🫣. She knows what the next one might look like to, she gets the full package before anyone else
@@SaltyPancakesJrThe2nd wtf lmao
@@Jouxz I was referring to the next model of the YouTooz
@@SaltyPancakesJrThe2nd I just got to the part where he talked about his Youtooz 😅
@@Jouxz yeah I just wanted it to sound really dirty 😂
Blarg, i'm going to be honest here, your pc wallpaper will forever keep me awake at night.
Timestamp?
@@edgarrivas6438 1:53
It's perfect
10:33 oh god, I'm dying of laughter with Dooo going right to the wall, I don't know why hahahaha
This videos is pure chaos, the way I like it!
That might've been the best line you've ever opened a video with, Blarg ~ "I feel like I'm driving a Fedex package" that shit got me dying
I didn’t even know Blarg had a cat. We need more cat!
Oh god, you guys attempting to hijack a plane and then the ensuing chaos actually has me cry laughing, my ribs actually HURT
we need more doug content
I feel like putting the goons in a gta lobby together is the perfect recipe for pure chaos and funny moments.
Mcnasty isn’t there just saying
@@mr.redpanda- Yes I know, but it’s almost all of them and McNasty has done gta with soup or all of them before so I couldn’t imagine what it would’ve been like if he was here 😂
I cannot get enough of how Blarg turns into a goose when he laughs really hard
Bro @ 0:15 tapped the bridge like it was a exit sign in middle school
That sequence on the bridge that just devolved into mayhem had me in tears lmao
A single minute in and that limousine part had me in tears doubled over in pain. "Whoooo?! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤌🏾🤌🏾🤌🏾Omg too funny. Subscribed.
17:15 looks good yumi
Edit 1: I was drinking coke when I saw that I almost choked
Doug, "Hey! Don't forget to mention me, idiot!"
When the doo becomes an owl in the first 20 seconds you know it's good 😂
1:04 YESSSSSS PLZZ MATTY POOKIE I WANT THAT
14:40 he sounded exactly like a panicking half-life 1 scientist lmao
7:23 “I’ll take care of him.” BOOOOM!!!
😂
The amount of chaos you guys bring is just heavenly
1:54 Blarg, you made me instinctively reach down to pet my cat, despite him having been gone for over 3 years... He made the same trilling mew....
Thank you. Bless you.
doug should be in every ad from now on
Did someone say Five Nights at Freddy's? Har har har har har har har har har har har har har har har har har har. 0:42
I love Doug he reminds me of my cat. His name was Juan; looked identical to Doug too
YOUR CAT IS SO ADORABLE!
i don’t think i stopped laughing for more than ten seconds at a time this entire video
15:23 blarg gets railed by Truck-kun
0:17 tactical B.B.C. (big black car) inbound
"Hanging guys on the jeeps"....... those are clearly fuckin Chevy Surburbans
"What dafuq is this tunnel"
Me who's beat story hundreds of times: that's called loud and proud
That's the best YooTooz ad I've ever heard
I’m gonna get the youtooz to make my desk at work more exciting, also this was hilarious as always 😂😂 always make my days better!
*grandma got ran over by a limo...*
*zoned out while walking across the street...*
*people say there's no such thing as rich guys...*
*but as for me and grandpa, we believe...*
Im in my health class watching this in the back row
Would love to see some more Red Dead Redemption 2 play. That was hilarious when you guys "pissed off PETA."
I already own a 5 inch Arab-Canadian, but I’ll pick up this one as well
I love the fact “as long as I get paid” that’s my boy😂😂
Crippling financial ruin😂😂😂😂
Proud to be Canadian 😂😂🙏
Doug is my spirit animal
I’m laughing out loud watching this at 5:45 am right after my alarm went off
"Have you ever wanted 5" of a Arab-Canadian guy? Well now you can with my Youtooz!"
They had us in the first half, not gonna lie
When dooo parked in front door of the plane it instantly reminded me of the og Vanoss vid where nogla screams “WHY DID YE PARK IN FRONT OF THE PLANE!!!”.
ayyy the coom jar🔥
I want mattercell to make a clip of doo as an owl saying "hoo, hoo," and *then* getting run over 😂.
You’ve heard of cheese dog? We’ll get ready for youtooz cat
I love you blarg.
Bro, that Youtooz looks like the young version of Sully from Uncharted 3. And that’s a compliment.
I was bored af and then Blarg came in clutch with upload GGs 😁
"Put us on your desk, put us in a jar" AYYOOO MATT WHAT?!?!?!?
one of the reason that their videos are just so good is the fact that soup's random words he says in the background
Im glad i got a dose of Doug today. I missed Doug
**wants to buy a blarg youtouz but is getting a new puppy this week** **painful screaming**
**remembers I get paid on Friday** there's still hope, boys!!!!
I really wish the Sponsor frog was the Youtooz. That frog has done a lot of work and deserves one.
ive never been this early to insanity
Blarg does the hottest hot drops in choppers ever. The guy practically just turns the engine off midair.
Editor really lived his whole life saying "a-wall" this whole time🤦♂️
Been ready and waiting all day for this
1:04 AY YOO DONT SCARE ME LIKE THAT BRO
YESSS THOO I WANT THAT SO BADDD
Literally 'Agents of Chaos' of GTA5 LUL
Let’s goooooooo
New blarg vid
Doo- he fractured my spine
Me- watching with two fractures in my spine
I already have a headache from laughing within the first minute of the video
Finally, a youtooz available when i still have money. That game i have been saving for can wait, i'mma get the "content machine" so he can sit on my desk.
“I literally do not care as long as I get paid”
Truest shit i eva heard
lol "A-Wall" xD I believe it should be AWOL
I’ve never related more to a statement more then “ I don’t give a fuck as long as I get paid”
when doo cuts out while talking makes it so much funnier :P
That was the best Youtooz pitch I have ever seen/heard
Seriously some banger content! Can't wait to see more!!!
Y’all are legends for playing public
Click horn to raise landing gear, makes it faster and easier to control
4:45 mood switched so fast
🤣 Women in general be like
Bruh in your video and in Doo’s I Fucking laughed so hard I shed off 5lbs of just laughing my ass off with the limo
This video was so much fun man,, had a great time watching it
That youtooz joke was hilarious 🤣
Hey Blarg, I usually watch the other guys to be frank, and this is a trick that I didn't even learn from them. When you're playing GTA, maybe putting your face cam middle left or top left is better than directly over the map so that we can see the kill feed. Feel free to take this with a grain of salt, but it's something that I've noticed a lot of other creators do
Hey Matt, another Matt here. As a black cat owner i believe that we as the viewers need a doug cam at all times in the video.
Eastern time is officially the better time zone because Blarg said so.
Random Chaos Featuring The Goons, a Strawberry, and a Pineapple
Sounds like a serious to me
16:30 that truck be clippin into the Backrooms
your outro makes me wanna cook up some fries, grab some delicious st huberts chicken gravy, some st alberts cheese curds and slap together some delicious poutines.
2013 antics in 2021. Love it ❤️
Blargs outro is just so relaxing
I’m in love with these gta videos with the boys
I love doug in the background 😂
No one:
Absolutely no one:
Doooo: hooo hooo
Ur cat looks exactly lik my old cat binkz who just up and left last year. Made me cry a tad
The landing gear. For the love of God. The landing gear.
The Goons and friends bringing back GTA online funny moments
Editor, did you write A-Wall instead of awol? Lmao
Nearly shat myself during the ad, fuck that was good.
You guy's(Goons) ad reads has to be the best on the hole internet, including this and the podcasts!!
Frog mustard
Did homie actually subtitle A-wall instead of AWOL 😂😂
My uncle passed away recently and this makes me feel less sad. Thank you
Man that little over 6 inches pop figure looks pretty cool
I legitimately thought blarg was about o announce the blarg brand intimate pleasure rod