Christina gave the worst advice that will lead to more women being unhappy and alone. Guys don’t want to wait for you to decide it’s time to settle down
Christina helped out the bros because no one is ready to settle at 21, people want security at any age. In 1960 people married in the 18-21 age range out of necessity.
Exactly what I thought. Girls who rode me off before and now want me because I'm a mature 32 year old veteran, electrical engineer with money and the life to show for it. Those are the last Girls in the world I want anything to do with. Firstly I can get hott 24 year Olds all day. Secondly their ploy is blatantly obvious. "Imay not be a smart man but I know what love is." LMAO
Us 32 year Olds that have money, the life to show for it, and confidence want nothing to do with the hoes that shrugged us off before. Lmao we can scoop hott 24 year Olds now you goof ball
Hey 21 year old ladies..dont listen to christina haha. She is extremely lucky she found tommy. I will tell you now as a 32 year old veteran, electrical engineer, marathon runner, with money and a life to show for it, that the girls who wrote me off at 18, 21, 25 are the last girls in the world that a successful, stable man will ever decide to marry. We can get 24 year olds all day now and its blatantly obvious when those girls all of a sudden want me now. Date guys slightly older when you are 20-26 and look for men who are very resilient, driven, and dedicated to becoming something. Then hold him down and support him until he blossoms. Edit: Also women, at the same time you better be doing the exact same things that the men are. You need to be bettering yourself. Staying healthy and fit. Getting education or working very very hard. Learning how to treat people in general and subsequently how to treat your family. These qualities WILL attract the right guys. In the mean time you're gonna have to sift through a whole boat load of filthy losers. Lmao trust
She’s referring to being a radical in your 20s papa she says to bang them all because they are so unserious at that age. Pretty much bringing herself to their level. She also said don’t bang them which isn’t writing you off especially if you stay friends but that just my opinion
Dude my gf of a few months told me randomly she was in a threesome with two dudes. Ruined everything couldn’t even look at her the same anymore. Like why am i being romantic towards a girl who will put out for two strangers at a party
I'm not even mad. This honestly showed me how much b.s I'll put up with for a nice rack. Seeing her with them covered up takes her from a 9 to a 7 it's wild. I've been blind and now I can see.
Yeah, she really hits her male guests in the face with them, but Christina, no. Christina is supposed to have huge boobs also but I have never seen her use them, either in the podcast or on stage.
b team bros unite, playing the long game and hitting a now milf of your list and saying "yeah bye" is killer. no responsibilities, no obligations, no commitment.
Her advice, sleep around and then expect to be able to settle down afterwards😂😂😂 like sleeping with a bunch of dudes won’t hurt a future relationship lol
Yikes.. “he was short with a very sweet, charming personality” “So what was the upside!?” I’m 6’2 but girls who look down (no pun intended) on shorter men are a huge turn off. Sure, you can have preferences; most women probably prefer a taller man, but to ridicule anyone over something they’re born with will never not be a disgusting trait to me.
Correct. This is why these gentleman will F those girls for several months and then dispose of them. When the girl goes through that 5-10 times and she's 42, she will espouse her tainted reality that the dating scene is so tough and that there's no good men out there. Lol.
7:20 - This is terrible advise. If a woman is promiscuous (even if she managed to keep it a secret & shut every man's mouth), when she gets Wifed up by a successful good guy from college, she'll still show signs of her promiscuous past! It'll eventually come out after a few encounters with the expression - "I've seen better"! Dear women, its never gonna last! Just don't spoil the lives of those good men!
@@Potatisemit’s just a joke that too many are really taking seriously, considering Christina hired and developed this pod with Lauren… Tommy Buns is loyal to a fault…. I don’t think Christina has ever worried a moment
When you get older and have kids you realize you don't care what anyone thinks about your interests. She's just getting back to the old things she used to like. Quit being so salty😅
I know right. I love Christina but this is some ho advice right there. Girls: Please don't listen to this. If you gonna ride the cock carousel until 35 thinking you'll still be able to snatch a high value husband whenever 'you're ready', you're gonna have a bad time.
@@aaronsanchezz this is actually not true. His dad was a senior banker, Vice President of Merrill Lynch. He was extremely middle class. The reason I made this comment was in part because Christina is peddling a falsehood because it sounds like two struggling artists making ends meet, which is not true.
She's talking about personal & emotional stability and drive & confidence. Shit, I'd say yes if he proposed just to learn a thing or two, teach me daddy
Not normally a pod I'd watch, but I have to admit this had me laughing from beginning to end. They both were pretty entertaining with this show platform actually. I'm a short dude for sure and that "stoop to his level" line had me laughing so hard still! Holy fuck I'll go eat a bullet now..
This whole show is gold. For someone like Christina, who is the master of making fun of her life, to be this uncomfortable. You can tell its only gonna get better each question.
Coincidence that when a female comedian comes on the show, she covers the girls up? It's actually a great look for her though. I find it more watchable.
31:31 that's complete BS. My wife doesn't remember a word I said as soon as she realized what was happening and she got that "OMG!" look on her face 😂 PS it was 5 years to the day in front of the bar where we met after a concert, after a concert again. The bar was closed and it was raining, so I just kneeled right there. I even got one of those recordable birthday card things and put Captain Picard on there saying "engage", but it got lost in the noise.
Women's peak fertility is between 24-25 years old then start to quickly decline, by the time they're 35 they enter the geriatric pregnancy category which means the chance for pregnancy significantly reduces but also the risk for health issues both for the mother and especially the child including but not limited to chromosome deficiency significantly increases ! To suggest women should just waste their best years by "banging them all" when we ALSO know that women are more likely to lose the ability to pair bond the more partners they have aka higher chance of marriage failure.... it's all one MASSIVE mistake to "promote" or encourage that "promiscuous lifestyle" but its' also misleading and does a disservice to the women !
Bang all the guys but keep the nice guy in your back pocket and when you're ready to settle down he'll DEFINITELY be interested and available 😂 I thought everyone figured out 10 years ago how stupid that advice is
Your podcast in the future needs to run an hour. It's money. 🤣😂 And you should bring on, obviously screen then, but like kind of random folks (casual fan, family, close friend). Honestly, people may think nobody wants to see that but they're fucking lying. But for real, your show is badass. 👏🏼👏🏼
I have a best friend that went on a blind date he was set up on and she was very condescending towards him and then belittling him for his dealing with certain issues with drinking and he just got up and went towards the waiter and told him give her the check and walked out didn't say anything to her... that actually happened lol
Her story about leaving a date made me remember the 1st and only time i ever walked out of a date, and it was my friends date not mine, and the guy was SO awful that i made her walk out with me and never see him again! My schedule had been crazy and i had not been out with my besty in weeks and she had met this guy and had been telling me all about him, they had been having deep deep conversations about life and all that and she was sure she was in love and maybe had found the one! Let me set the scene ( Bennigans 1993 ) 🤣for real) We met this guy and some mutual friends for dinner, i was so happy just to have an evening to socialize and this guy was horrible from the moment we sat down. Our servers name was Bonnie and i will never forget because he said it about 10 times in 3 minutes in the most smarmy voice ever muttered, he told us 1st how HE was a waiter, but he was a waiter at a very very expensive place and HE was a professional and then he proceeded to be the biggest dick to Bonnie, and then asked her for a cigarette cuz he forgot his and when she reached in her pocket and gave him a Marlboro silver, he told her to ask her other tables because he needed a Marlboro Red, I lost it and apologized to Bonnie and told her she could leave us and then i told him off and got up and told my friend to get her butt in the car cuz we were leaving, and then she got an earful about him NOT being the one.
Tom’s side piece and first wife finally together
Now they can compare........personalities.
Lauren taking notes on what Tim’s missing in the relationship
Yup one to raise your legacy and one to swallow and be tight. Tom's a man on his purpose and for everything he's become he deserves that.
🤣🤣🤣💖🤣🤣🤣
This joke is old
Notice how Lauren hid them big floppers so Christine doesn’t feel bad Tom upgraded!🤣
Lauren can't land a joke. At least Christine can hold it together long enough for a special.
@@jessjess23brooks89 hahahaha
Goth Tom, even as a bit, has got to happen, the internet would LOVE it
# gothtom
#gothtom
The next 69 Minutes
Gothtom > Fattom
We need this #gothtom !!!
At this point, I just want them to get a full blown goth on the show.
Lmao hell yeah
Christina gave the worst advice that will lead to more women being unhappy and alone. Guys don’t want to wait for you to decide it’s time to settle down
Christina helped out the bros because no one is ready to settle at 21, people want security at any age. In 1960 people married in the 18-21 age range out of necessity.
Agreed. She’s lucky she found Tommy Buns. Always knew she’s been run through
Exactly what I thought. Girls who rode me off before and now want me because I'm a mature 32 year old veteran, electrical engineer with money and the life to show for it. Those are the last Girls in the world I want anything to do with.
Firstly I can get hott 24 year Olds all day. Secondly their ploy is blatantly obvious. "Imay not be a smart man but I know what love is." LMAO
Find a slightly older guy if you want a more serious relationship, ladies. Don't have to wait! :)
Us 32 year Olds that have money, the life to show for it, and confidence want nothing to do with the hoes that shrugged us off before.
Lmao we can scoop hott 24 year Olds now you goof ball
I love you mommy but telling girls to friendzone the good guys until they hit the wall is terrible advice
It's a recipe for being alone
It works.
@@chillout8320lol lead them on enough to keep them around but nothing else. That’s just a shitty person thing to do.
@@Zen-vm5tc Men have no self control… anymore.
Guys... this isnt an advice podcast.
I see Christina stays true to her origins - the Can of Liquid Death is in the picture again.
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🙀🥫phallofill 😂
Dog whistling tom
Hey 21 year old ladies..dont listen to christina haha. She is extremely lucky she found tommy. I will tell you now as a 32 year old veteran, electrical engineer, marathon runner, with money and a life to show for it, that the girls who wrote me off at 18, 21, 25 are the last girls in the world that a successful, stable man will ever decide to marry.
We can get 24 year olds all day now and its blatantly obvious when those girls all of a sudden want me now.
Date guys slightly older when you are 20-26 and look for men who are very resilient, driven, and dedicated to becoming something. Then hold him down and support him until he blossoms.
Edit: Also women, at the same time you better be doing the exact same things that the men are. You need to be bettering yourself. Staying healthy and fit. Getting education or working very very hard. Learning how to treat people in general and subsequently how to treat your family. These qualities WILL attract the right guys. In the mean time you're gonna have to sift through a whole boat load of filthy losers. Lmao trust
*wrote me off
@@jimjohnson8999 rights what I meant. I'm tarded tho
She gave the worst "I wish this was ACTUALLY my life story" advice she could think of. Truly terrible.
Thank you for writting this. You are speaking the truth
She’s referring to being a radical in your 20s papa she says to bang them all because they are so unserious at that age. Pretty much bringing herself to their level. She also said don’t bang them which isn’t writing you off especially if you stay friends but that just my opinion
If "Nice guys finish last" was an episode
Then when he finds out you slept with a bunch of people, he'll want nothing to do with you.
Unless they are desperate and fat like Tommy buns!
Dude my gf of a few months told me randomly she was in a threesome with two dudes. Ruined everything couldn’t even look at her the same anymore. Like why am i being romantic towards a girl who will put out for two strangers at a party
yeah, insecure guys are pretty common
He already knows 😂 they talk about it on YMH
100% you're an incel
“He wore me down”
“Yeah, you had to stoop to his level” 😂
The cleavage fandom is IRATE about this one🤣
That's most of the world.
I'm not even mad. This honestly showed me how much b.s I'll put up with for a nice rack. Seeing her with them covered up takes her from a 9 to a 7 it's wild. I've been blind and now I can see.
That's why she was hired
@@ChiralityPracticality cope...
Hide the cleavage and the audience will slowly disappear.
It's the PRIMARY reason that MOST stick around to listen to anything she has to say.
I noticed that she covers the girls up when she has ladies on.
Yeah, she really hits her male guests in the face with them, but Christina, no. Christina is supposed to have huge boobs also but I have never seen her use them, either in the podcast or on stage.
It’s the show
I've noticed that too! Deep cut revealing dresses for her male guest only lol
Facts 💯🫤
Not gonna lie bois, Lauren wrapped Up in see-through black fabric is on another Level.
Toms a lucky man😊
The "back pocket" guy will hate you forever, ladies. We know we are on the B team
B-Team gets the,,,, f team for family shout outs bill burr
facts, dont fuck around with a guy's emotional stability
@@aMoodyCanadianIt's how you end up in a dumpster in channel five.
b team bros unite, playing the long game and hitting a now milf of your list and saying "yeah bye" is killer. no responsibilities, no obligations, no commitment.
Her advice, sleep around and then expect to be able to settle down afterwards😂😂😂 like sleeping with a bunch of dudes won’t hurt a future relationship lol
Yikes.. “he was short with a very sweet, charming personality”
“So what was the upside!?”
I’m 6’2 but girls who look down (no pun intended) on shorter men are a huge turn off.
Sure, you can have preferences; most women probably prefer a taller man, but to ridicule anyone over something they’re born with will never not be a disgusting trait to me.
"Keep em in your back pocket"... barf
Barf indeed
Like it or not that is how many women think. You should be grateful there are women who are honest
@@Captain_Insano_nomercy I’m grateful that there are woman not like that.
@@Captain_Insano_nomercy they're scum who cares
Correct. This is why these gentleman will F those girls for several months and then dispose of them. When the girl goes through that 5-10 times and she's 42, she will espouse her tainted reality that the dating scene is so tough and that there's no good men out there. Lol.
Good to see Tom’s second wife doing thorough research.
Came for this 😂 thnx!
Lauren's got the pups away for this ep 😂
7:20 - This is terrible advise. If a woman is promiscuous (even if she managed to keep it a secret & shut every man's mouth), when she gets Wifed up by a successful good guy from college, she'll still show signs of her promiscuous past!
It'll eventually come out after a few encounters with the expression - "I've seen better"!
Dear women, its never gonna last! Just don't spoil the lives of those good men!
If she loves her man, she won't mention men of the past.
mommy is truly the best. i love her so much💌🤟
when Tom's rumored side-piece interviews Tom's wife on a first date 🤣
What's the rumor? I'm out of the loop
@@Potatisemnot deep not a rumor just a joke lol. The joke is that Lauren is Tommy’s side piece and that’s the reason she got a podcast on Ymh.
@@Potatisemit’s just a joke that too many are really taking seriously, considering Christina hired and developed this pod with Lauren… Tommy Buns is loyal to a fault…. I don’t think Christina has ever worried a moment
The Hungarian would take Tommy buns for all he’s got if he cheated I don’t think he’s that stupid. He would be a poor like us.
@@user-ur5fz5ol8nit is the reason, and they need a reason for people to watch. So they brought in the big gun's
Finally, the main mommy
...and the true water champ!😂
What’s your perfect date like?
Christina: Like with Tom, or a real person?” 😂
“But, f*ck first. So he’s calm and he can actually listen to me.” 😂
has anyone clinged to "I was goth for 3 months when I was 17" harder than 53 year old Christina
Jim Norton and being an alcoholic for 3 months when he was 17 is pretty close.
When you get older and have kids you realize you don't care what anyone thinks about your interests. She's just getting back to the old things she used to like. Quit being so salty😅
Right? Someone should tell her “bruh, we saw you when you were younger on Road Rules and clearly not goth.”
@@stewartdowouis9218 she looked like young Belladonna in that one, I get why tom chose her
@@kb5509Bobby Kelly also lived a whole life when he was 16 apparently.
In 1966 Al Bundy scored 4 touchdowns in a single game at Polk High School
and they were all in the 1st half.
@@austindolan7182 that’s what I hear whenever Christina is talking about being goth in high school😭
Real talk 💯 😈
"Hooters hooters yum yum yum, hooters hooters on a girl that's dumb"
“Bang em all” is crazy, what a role model she is. I love Christina P but that’s wild 😂😂😂
Yeah, I'm sure all the good guys are going to wait for you to plow through half the uni losers at 21 before deciding to finally settle down with you 🙄
I know right. I love Christina but this is some ho advice right there.
Girls: Please don't listen to this. If you gonna ride the cock carousel until 35 thinking you'll still be able to snatch a high value husband whenever 'you're ready', you're gonna have a bad time.
It happens to most guys. Most of them don’t even know their wives did stuff like that
I know a guy who thought he married a virgin, she slept with 32 men at the age of 22
Christina seems to confuse Tom’s wealth/class and charming psychopathy with maturity 😂
He didn't gave any wealth when they met
@@aaronsanchezz this is actually not true. His dad was a senior banker, Vice President of Merrill Lynch. He was extremely middle class. The reason I made this comment was in part because Christina is peddling a falsehood because it sounds like two struggling artists making ends meet, which is not true.
She's talking about personal & emotional stability and drive & confidence. Shit, I'd say yes if he proposed just to learn a thing or two, teach me daddy
She is way more psychopathic than Tom
His Dad was VP at Merrill Lynch and you consider that middle class? What a joke. @@tribalmattersmtg5532
I have been waiting so long for this episode to drop
35 weeks max
Wtf is wrong with this lady keep him in your back pocket and wait wtf😐
Not normally a pod I'd watch, but I have to admit this had me laughing from beginning to end. They both were pretty entertaining with this show platform actually. I'm a short dude for sure and that "stoop to his level" line had me laughing so hard still! Holy fuck I'll go eat a bullet now..
Fuck that homie ! My wife is taller than me, I'm a Koala up on that tree !
I feel like Tina’s dating advice was toxic AF 😂 love it.
This whole show is gold. For someone like Christina, who is the master of making fun of her life, to be this uncomfortable. You can tell its only gonna get better each question.
Easily one of the best episodes yet 👏🏾👏🏾
The bar is not real high.
Yaaaaaaaaaaaaas I needed this
I have been waiting for this episode since Tom's episode.
This is the episode I've been waiting for, so excited!!
Christina's advice to young 21 year old women is HORRIBLE. No guy is going to take a girl with a high body count seriously.
Well good thing no one takes Christina seriously
She said don't tell anyone
Old school, you don't "go goth". It is in your blood. 😅 Totally love this.
Coincidence that when a female comedian comes on the show, she covers the girls up? It's actually a great look for her though. I find it more watchable.
Hate from ohio ^
She's not going to show up the boss. Christina writes her paycheck.
I’ve been waiting for thissss❣️
This was so much fun!!
Kids carrying metal lunch boxes got beat up at my school , in the 80s! What was going on in Cali in the 90s 😂
ready for the tina P pin up poster!
It's actually crazy how no woman get the red flag section in their episodes
This episode put a smile on my face and made me feel happy. Love Christina P and Tom.
Tina: "get ran through then get married when its a hotdog through a hallway lol"
Christina coming in with the worst dating advice possible for young women…. i didn’t see that one coming
Word. She def wasn’t a goth
The hability to keep getting a surprise reaction for what guest said. Make the show si funny
Phenomenal episode, one of my favorites
Lauren outfit is like safe: dont let me being fired:)
and she covers up when the real lady is in the house
Christina just steals a part of everyone's look
31:31 that's complete BS. My wife doesn't remember a word I said as soon as she realized what was happening and she got that "OMG!" look on her face 😂
PS it was 5 years to the day in front of the bar where we met after a concert, after a concert again. The bar was closed and it was raining, so I just kneeled right there. I even got one of those recordable birthday card things and put Captain Picard on there saying "engage", but it got lost in the noise.
An Episode with Kim Jong Un?😮 So here for this! 😅
"Omg im gonna puke" it's really not that serious 😂
@7:05 yikes what terrible advice
As a recently single guy I think it’s great advice. I ain’t ever getting married
@@MrSladej lol
Honestly this was a great episode
Last time she told the story about dating Tom, it was a completely different story
That dress is 🔥
If Xanax was a person it would be Christina
Two things you learn from watching this pod
1) Lauren rocks
2) 95% of "comedians" are not funny
Christina looks like Mitch hedberg. RIP. Makes me nostalgic.
Holy shit, I didn't put this together and now I can't unsee it.
This made me feel really terrible as a short guy. Any woman telling you that it's your personality is lying to you, they just don't like us short men.
Epic Guest! Epic Host! Congratulations on your recent success
About damn time!
That guy won’t wait for you to build up your body count….
She didn’t even ask her about getting railed by road rules real world cast.
Lexapro does NOT give you a burst of joy. That's merely the feeling of your real problems fading into the background for a day. It's loser shit.
She is the best. What a great episode. Keep up the great work buddy 👍
I have been waiting on this one. CP is always top mommy.That neck rub tho. 8:30
YESSSS mommy!!!
Gotta get that fun mom jams playlist please!!! Hopefully on spotify
4:36 Corey with a mohawk did we date the same guy? 😂😂😂😂
I have been gaslighting Christina in her IG comments about Tom cheating on her. Little did I know it’s common knowledge!
New mommy interviews the boys old mommy
Roseanne is looking older than normal.
Maybe because somebody had a face lift across from the table...
8:16 Why would “Rick” settle for you after you’ve been railed by half of the college? Quality men need quality women. #prezenskieffect
one of my favorite parts of this show is Lauren knowing when to let someone ramble and knowing when to switch topics.
4:25 tfw metalhead named cory... Why couldnt have it been me 😩
That was the best
Great podcast!
Women's peak fertility is between 24-25 years old then start to quickly decline, by the time they're 35 they enter the geriatric pregnancy category which means the chance for pregnancy significantly reduces but also the risk for health issues both for the mother and especially the child including but not limited to chromosome deficiency significantly increases !
To suggest women should just waste their best years by "banging them all" when we ALSO know that women are more likely to lose the ability to pair bond the more partners they have aka higher chance of marriage failure.... it's all one MASSIVE mistake to "promote" or encourage that "promiscuous lifestyle" but its' also misleading and does a disservice to the women !
This interview is must see TV for Christiana’s sons at 16.
Christina P. was a great interview, and Lauren C. is quite a good interviewer in this environment; and, she's always easy on the eyes.
ahhhhh Christina!!!!! love you!!!!
I remember Helter Skelter!
This episode title is relevant to my interests
I’ve been waiting for this episode 😂❤
Bang all the guys but keep the nice guy in your back pocket and when you're ready to settle down he'll DEFINITELY be interested and available 😂 I thought everyone figured out 10 years ago how stupid that advice is
Forget about no cleavage this ep; Christina never even wears a short sleeve shirt in Texas!
YMH has really hit bottom
Your podcast in the future needs to run an hour. It's money. 🤣😂
And you should bring on, obviously screen then, but like kind of random folks (casual fan, family, close friend). Honestly, people may think nobody wants to see that but they're fucking lying.
But for real, your show is badass. 👏🏼👏🏼
finally. took you long enough
Don’t count on marriage with a high body count.
I have a best friend that went on a blind date he was set up on and she was very condescending towards him and then belittling him for his dealing with certain issues with drinking and he just got up and went towards the waiter and told him give her the check and walked out didn't say anything to her... that actually happened lol
Anyone knows the name of Christina’s sunglasses? They are amazing! 😎
Her story about leaving a date made me remember the 1st and only time i ever walked out of a date, and it was my friends date not mine, and the guy was SO awful that i made her walk out with me and never see him again! My schedule had been crazy and i had not been out with my besty in weeks and she had met this guy and had been telling me all about him, they had been having deep deep conversations about life and all that and she was sure she was in love and maybe had found the one!
Let me set the scene ( Bennigans 1993 ) 🤣for real) We met this guy and some mutual friends for dinner, i was so happy just to have an evening to socialize and this guy was horrible from the moment we sat down. Our servers name was Bonnie and i will never forget because he said it about 10 times in 3 minutes in the most smarmy voice ever muttered, he told us 1st how HE was a waiter, but he was a waiter at a very very expensive place and HE was a professional and then he proceeded to be the biggest dick to Bonnie, and then asked her for a cigarette cuz he forgot his and when she reached in her pocket and gave him a Marlboro silver, he told her to ask her other tables because he needed a Marlboro Red, I lost it and apologized to Bonnie and told her she could leave us and then i told him off and got up and told my friend to get her butt in the car cuz we were leaving, and then she got an earful about him NOT being the one.
Why is it ok to body shame men? If 2 men were talking about a fat ex the way Christina was talking about her ex ppl would try to cancel them