Nah Theo had a cannibal he knew in his town when he grew up, ol grisly bill everybody called him. Ol bill was a nice enough guy but no one ever wanted to make any plans alone with him
Have you ever had anyone try and sell you a timeshare? It's worse than sitting on a hard bench for a four hour religious service in a language foreign to you, and you don't know the customs. So cannibalism, eh?
Na. If you like playing games. Real games. Mind games. manipulating people. you’re juggling all of these people and things lies. it’s all a rush. Especially at his level rich and handsome. Why add dope onto it He said it himself it’s all about control and position. I’m not saying he doesn’t get smacked outta his head but ya I understand the sentiment
@@BTA1991 you juggle lies and bitches and alcohol or dope Looking for a rush or a crash or something to stop you but you get deeper They say rock bottom But who says you you can’t be a low life
Conditional consent is only real if adults can’t be held responsible for their own decisions. If you say yes, and then don’t like it, it’s on you and DEFINITELY not on who YOU said yes to.
Amen. I was taught in the 3rd grade in a sexual harassment training that verbalizing "no" is the most important ways to protect yourself both socially and legally. If 8 and 9 year olds can learn that, then adults can too.
I found out about Armie when I saw "Call Me By Your Name" which skyrocketed both Armie's and Timothee Chalamet's careers. Then shortly thereafter we found out Armie is screwing around on his wife with early 20 year old women. He left a slough of young women damaged in his wake, used them and discarded them. Not to mention the betrayal his wife must have felt. Not sure where the interviewers are coming from that they didn't bother to address this, or how this impacted his kids.
With how strict everyone is with HR + PR at work, It's good to see a company/group of people be able to let loose and enjoy themselves. The award categories sounded fun AF, and would be impossible for most corporate gigs. Glad to see you guys being true to who you are - love it! 💜
@@TheCupiedoll yea it sucks that unless you have money you have to fake who you are as a human, and continue bending a knee to the lunatics who control your job and life . Must be nice to have fuck you money . When I say that it has nothing to do with buying shit . I just mean living your life , expressing your feelings at not worried you will lose your lively hood because you “dead named “ someone
Christina, my mom gave me wine coolers as a kid too. The ones in pouches you’d keep in the freezer. She also thinks it’s so funny to tell people that my sister loved tequila when she was 3. We’re American several generations back, so I think it’s more of a white trash thing than a foreign thing.
Yeah, when I was a kid I thought adults had it all figured out. I’m 45 and I BARELY know what I’m doing. The only advantage I have is knowing what doesn’t work.
Huge reason I don't raise my voice at kids and young adults. Yeah we can see when they do something wrong, but instead of traumatizing them for the 1000th time in their life, just talk to them. Because honestly, we all fuck up just as much as we used to, we just don't get traumatized by others anymore each time we fuck up. Counterproductive energy.
Yeah it would take enduring a harrowing experience like that, in order to be blessed with a revelatory insight like that. Our Invisalign survivors are hidden silent heroes of our society.
Bullshit. He's a lying adulterer with disgusting habits. He's not even a good actor or famous enough to get through it. Box office posion. Totally justified.
Definitely unjustified, but there are plenty of other absolutely ridiculous cancel instances... The whole culture is just a disgusting, sanctimonious, love the smell of their own farts cult
This is true. But also. Pretty nutty and should probably not work as a traditional hollywood leading man. This guy should do horror and erotic thrillers exclusively.
But he's Bert. He probably drinks half a liter of vodka, eats half a pig, takes ozempic, pukes, immediately gets hungry and does it all over again@@Paul-Cassidy
Bert is the only person getting fatter on the Zempies. He's def not on keto because booze is mostly carb. Also lives off cool aid and doesn't shower ever, is anyone surprised that he has turd breath
I'm so happy that we'll finally have something new to watch, I've missed watching you act so much, I can't wait. The Actor you are, thank you for giving us your art Armie Hammer, you are a gift to us!
46:20 As soon as anyone tells you they sold time shares and “I loved it”, just know, this person is deeply flawed and could at any moment attempt to talk you out of your money. Do not trust them. Please for the love of god, follow this advice.
As a former Timeshare salesman/resale professional in South Florida and who was the top salesman at my office in my younger years...I couldn't agree more.
Skipped straight to the cannibal shit. Yes, of course it was because of the pandemic, not because those texts are absolutely insane to be sending someone. And NONE of his arguments made him seem less crazy and dangerous than I had initially thought from reading the texts. Is he a serial killer? Maybe not. A person who enjoys abusing and having power over people's bodies sometimes against their will/knowingly manipulating them? Absolutely.
He’s admitting to deplorable behavior without expressing real remorse or empathy for the women. @59:36 respectfully disagree, that’s not cute, it’s a crazy violent intrusive thought that shows a bizarre connection between love and violence. That is not normal. It’s not kink-shaming to say this behavior is a perversion. Talk to a therapist, don’t act out, control your impulses, stop rationalizing, draw a picture; but don’t brand people, even if they consent (because they are nutso also). JFC
"Just lemme eat ya!" Is the funniest fucking title ever for Armie's appearance on the podcast! Either he's pissed about it or, he's got a great sense of humor!
WHAT’S EVERYBODY!
Edit: yall need A I Norman on the show.
😂😂 perfect
😂
Can’t wait for him to fire someone for leaving this in 💀
I'm a straight man with Gae tendencies
Classified as human
I had to come to TH-cam to make sure this wasn’t Adam Ray doing another character
Add me on IG. @ryanbaja
We’ll be right back
Lol
@@joey_ferrari24we'll keep it right here.
@@joey_ferrari24shit got old after the 7th time he said ir
Cannot wait for Hammer's "First Date" ep
Dinner and dessert?
Lmfaooo
😂😂😂
Cannibal date
"Whats your love language?"
"Eating her out"
Just when I thought I was out… they pull me back in
LOVE THIS REFERENCE ❤
Big facts
Is that Pacino or is that Pacino?!
Same. I can always count on YMH. Oh by the way piss on me beat me.
Literally just saw sopranos episode of dude acting that out
Booking a cannibal is more of a Theo move.
Lol episode title “A Cannibal”
Gum down a Viet.
Nah Theo had a cannibal he knew in his town when he grew up, ol grisly bill everybody called him. Ol bill was a nice enough guy but no one ever wanted to make any plans alone with him
OMG!!!! Get it Tom. Great get of a guest!
“I used to play little league and the umpire was a seasonal cannibal, he believed in them dang pegan gods or something idk man”- Theo probably
Selling timeshares is worse than cannibalism
Have you ever had anyone try and sell you a timeshare? It's worse than sitting on a hard bench for a four hour religious service in a language foreign to you, and you don't know the customs. So cannibalism, eh?
lol. Great.
Hearing “what’s everybody!” Makes me feel like I’m having a stroke.
Nobody said that. You might be having an actual stroke. 🥺
@@idonttiptoe1519 tim says it on the first ad read
Nah a stroke wouldn't have an effect on hearing. Tommy buns is dying.
Tom was lowkey slurring for the first 5 minutes, then it just went away lol
Finding out that Bert has terrible breath is already the most least shocking thing of 2025
I’m also oddly unimpressed with this information lmao
It’s obvious when you see his teeth wtf 😬
He probably just swills his mouth with pool water
His teeth are rotting..
Ozempees side-effect, same with H Foley of AYG
Tom: So did you eat people?
Armie: Can I interest you in a timeshare?
Why tf did i read that as "can I ingest you in a timeshare" 😭
Producers of 50 Shades really missed a golden opportunity with this guy... lol
I’m sure he would have a lot of notes for the director😂
If he had been cast in ‘Fresh’ instead of Sebastian Stan…
WHAT'S EVERYBODY?! HAPPY YEAR!
“People were my bags of dope with skin on it” is. fucking. crazy.
Na. If you like playing games. Real games. Mind games.
manipulating people.
you’re juggling all of these people and things
lies.
it’s all a rush.
Especially at his level
rich and handsome.
Why add dope onto it
He said it himself it’s all about control and position.
I’m not saying he doesn’t get smacked outta his head but ya I understand the sentiment
It sounds like Korn lyrics... lol
@@BTA1991 more like NIN
But if you know you know.
@@BTA1991 you juggle lies and bitches and alcohol or dope
Looking for a rush or a crash or something to stop you but you get deeper
They say rock bottom
But who says you you can’t be a low life
@@jdesusmedina3185Stop writing out your comments like that……
If Armie Hammer is back, can we get a "Man from U.N.C.L.E. 2"?
^this
lol... and they could write in a cannibal scene into the movie!
he ain't back
he ain't nowhere close to being 'back'
Bro he wanted to eat a human women. This dude sucks. We can just get a new actor for that cool movie.
@@IamaFungi Well that's just like your prerogative man
Maybe a spot in Trump's cabinet, as Director of Human Resources.
Underated joke hahaha
Im a Trump voter here to say this joke deserves way more likes
more like Director of Human Remains
Give him a dress, a wig, some lipstick and plant some CP in his laptop and he could've joined Bidens cabinet too lol
Never clicked on an episode of YMH faster in my life!
Yes!! And the title they chose 😂
Never clicked on an episode of YMH in my life!
I reallly like how Armie is owning his kinks and is willing to talk about it. Good for you bro, respect.
Thank you for being positive 😻👍
No way your serious lol
Thank you for being mature about this, alot people choose to be ignorant but I appreciate your candor
I would. 😂
Keep that shit to your self
Holy shit! Never would have seen this collaboration coming
The way Armie Hammer talks give me strong Dane Cook vibes.
YES I was thinking the same thing
That’s straight up wild his handlers let him do this podcast😂😂😂
Bro he got cancelled into the fucking abyss this guy has no handlers anymore, he's radioactive after those DMs came out.
This guys reputation can't get any worse than it is
Lol, people are impressionable AF
@@MrMartena56don't forget the interview with his mommy
This is a good move for him
Much respect to this dude for trying to evolve and just being so open. Definitely gonna check out his Pod.
Great a Hannibal Lecture
A man of culture 🤌🏽
Gives a cannibal lecture.
would love to see the analytics of 100% of people skipping immediately to 41:35
100% first thing I did. Just want the juicy deets
Thank you for pointing me to the tolerable part of the show!
this title might take the cake as hardest one ever
One time my baby
Conditional consent is only real if adults can’t be held responsible for their own decisions.
If you say yes, and then don’t like it, it’s on you and DEFINITELY not on who YOU said yes to.
Amen. I was taught in the 3rd grade in a sexual harassment training that verbalizing "no" is the most important ways to protect yourself both socially and legally. If 8 and 9 year olds can learn that, then adults can too.
Finally someone said it 🙌🏻
My 16 YO is undergoing Invisalign. Please pray for him. 🙏
No
I’m so sorry. Sending thoughts and prayers
😢🙏🏼🙏🏼
Sending hate from the U.S
Keep it high and tight 🙏
No horrible or hilarious with Army Hammer? That's what I came for
Same 😞
"People were my bags of dope with skin on it." He's totally not a cannibal
I’m all for Tom replacing Bret permanently with Armie Hammer on Two Bears.
the baking soda company?
Don't be a jerk. It's Brent.
Me saying “I understand where Armie Hammer was coming from” wasn’t on my 2025 bingo card. What a start
Agreed, he is a smart smooth talker.
holy exact sentiment
@@SoldOutShow187 Have you watched House of Hammer?
Uh yeah lol
This should be the top comment 💯
I found out about Armie when I saw "Call Me By Your Name" which skyrocketed both Armie's and Timothee Chalamet's careers. Then shortly thereafter we found out Armie is screwing around on his wife with early 20 year old women. He left a slough of young women damaged in his wake, used them and discarded them. Not to mention the betrayal his wife must have felt. Not sure where the interviewers are coming from that they didn't bother to address this, or how this impacted his kids.
Rich kid turned cannibal serial killer meets Armie Hammer.
😂
With how strict everyone is with HR + PR at work, It's good to see a company/group of people be able to let loose and enjoy themselves. The award categories sounded fun AF, and would be impossible for most corporate gigs. Glad to see you guys being true to who you are - love it! 💜
It only takes a couple trust funds to feel comfortable
@@TheCupiedoll yea it sucks that unless you have money you have to fake who you are as a human, and continue bending a knee to the lunatics who control your job and life . Must be nice to have fuck you money . When I say that it has nothing to do with buying shit . I just mean living your life , expressing your feelings at not worried you will lose your lively hood because you “dead named “ someone
@@TheCupiedollhow does it feel being a poor?
53:26 cannibal or not..... bro just said "worldwind" and that's unforgivable.
So dope to see Chris Larson in the booth. What a treat.
Christina, my mom gave me wine coolers as a kid too. The ones in pouches you’d keep in the freezer. She also thinks it’s so funny to tell people that my sister loved tequila when she was 3. We’re American several generations back, so I think it’s more of a white trash thing than a foreign thing.
Back in the day they used to give teething babies hankies dipped in alcohol. Eastern Europe
@iosif4619 not exclusively an Eastern European thing
My parents got my brother and I wine coolers too. I think I was ten
We drank wine coolers on vacation every year. First time was when I was like 7. This was early 2000s.
Hispanic, my mom did this. She is foreign
Those haircut videos were some of the funniest things I’ve seen in ages. Bravo, Christina! More things like this please
Yeah, when I was a kid I thought adults had it all figured out. I’m 45 and I BARELY know what I’m doing. The only advantage I have is knowing what doesn’t work.
Right. And someone like even 35 look at you as authority 😅 Everybody just winging it😂
Huge reason I don't raise my voice at kids and young adults. Yeah we can see when they do something wrong, but instead of traumatizing them for the 1000th time in their life, just talk to them. Because honestly, we all fuck up just as much as we used to, we just don't get traumatized by others anymore each time we fuck up. Counterproductive energy.
This guest was not on my 2025 Bingo Card!! Happy New Year to all the mommies and jeans!
The part where he blames other people for his actions
He's awful.
The “20 good summers” guy probably survived Invisalign
Yeah it would take enduring a harrowing experience like that, in order to be blessed with a revelatory insight like that. Our Invisalign survivors are hidden silent heroes of our society.
The most extreme and costly instance of kink shaming of all time.
IVE BEEN PRAYING ON THIS
Armie's cancellation was the most unjustified cancellation of all time.
Bullshit. He's a lying adulterer with disgusting habits. He's not even a good actor or famous enough to get through it. Box office posion. Totally justified.
Definitely unjustified, but there are plenty of other absolutely ridiculous cancel instances... The whole culture is just a disgusting, sanctimonious, love the smell of their own farts cult
Haven’t even got to Hammer yet and Chris’ segment is pure gold 😂😂 chef’s kiss
Maybe Armie and Fancy Chef could host a podcast and call it 2 Guys Cooking and Strawberries in a Glass.
2 guys cooking or 2 guys, cooking?
Party Chris is in the house tonight, everybody just have a good time 😂
""im too rich, im too handsome, and people were bored during COVID, that's why I got taken down"
@@zainsaqib3702 🎯
That s the truth.
This is true. But also. Pretty nutty and should probably not work as a traditional hollywood leading man. This guy should do horror and erotic thrillers exclusively.
I was pretty sure it was the whole cannibalism thing. Hollywood likes a bad boy, but not this kind of bad.
Wasn’t he accused of rape too? Yeah rape, cheating, and cannibalism are not a good mix 😬
The King of Creatures comment was fucking hilarious. Christine saw the flash of craziness
Now this is the type of guest that keeps me tuned in. Armie is shockingly honest.
Berts probably on ozempic giving him dumpster breath lol
Bert has been Ozempic and strict keto for years. It isn’t working.
But he's Bert. He probably drinks half a liter of vodka, eats half a pig, takes ozempic, pukes, immediately gets hungry and does it all over again@@Paul-Cassidy
Bert is the only person getting fatter on the Zempies. He's def not on keto because booze is mostly carb. Also lives off cool aid and doesn't shower ever, is anyone surprised that he has turd breath
I dont know if this helped the mans case. Definitely comes off a little unhinged with them crazy eyes.
How can you not love Armie after this
I'm so happy that we'll finally have something new to watch, I've missed watching you act so much, I can't wait.
The Actor you are, thank you for giving us your art Armie Hammer, you are a gift to us!
46:20
As soon as anyone tells you they sold time shares and “I loved it”, just know, this person is deeply flawed and could at any moment attempt to talk you out of your money. Do not trust them.
Please for the love of god, follow this advice.
That sounds about right. But i would try it for a day. See if I could sell.
Yeah, this guys almost as flawed as people on the internet
@@sleepingninjaquiettime, hey, I resemble that comment.
As a former Timeshare salesman/resale professional in South Florida and who was the top salesman at my office in my younger years...I couldn't agree more.
ah yes, boil down someones entire existence based on one comment on a comedy podcast. brilliant
one of the prettiest cool-guys… starting the year off right
He eats people. You sicko
"Just lemme eat ya"? Was that one of the conditions for appearing on the pod?
Unc shine is not your favorite cool guy, but he's mine.
Army Hammer needs to play a huge country music star Garth Brooks type character that's a serial killer! Perfect breakout role for a comeback! lol.
That's actually a good idea. Lean into it
Happy New Year, cannibals 🎉
Armie is a great actor and deserves a comeback
Did you see Lone Ranger😂
Christina just steadily morphing into Cyndi Lauper
Every time I see Tom with his shaven face, I’m tickled by how much he looks like Charro😂
Damn, I'm starting to realize how spiritually enlightened Christina is 🙏
happy new year to all the viewers of this fine podcast
Sh ut up
Skipped straight to the cannibal shit. Yes, of course it was because of the pandemic, not because those texts are absolutely insane to be sending someone. And NONE of his arguments made him seem less crazy and dangerous than I had initially thought from reading the texts. Is he a serial killer? Maybe not. A person who enjoys abusing and having power over people's bodies sometimes against their will/knowingly manipulating them? Absolutely.
Facts!
I was about about to give up on YMH and yall drop this? Shhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Glad he's back. Society has such a double standard about kink and fetish
He's not back. He's on podcasts.
Great episode, having Armie Hammer was a good idea. He was smeared and unjustly treated, he's a great actor and Im glad he's coming back
Thank you ! 🥰 Was getting sick with all the stupid cheap shots from blind haters :(
What's everybody!? Amazing guest, made me a follower! He seems so real, love it.
Shout out to YMH for Armie Hammer on 🤘🏼🤘🏼
That was a bad ass episode. I dug his honesty and openness and sense of humor 👊🏼🙌🏻
What's Everybody?! HAPPY NEW YEAR 😊
What an entrance into 2025. Great guest.
The fact Armie Hammer believed that he was an alien among humans, a different kind of creature, indicates sociopathy. For real.
I like him!
42:21 he just says it outright! Love the owning your shame! 😂❤
He’s admitting to deplorable behavior without expressing real remorse or empathy for the women. @59:36 respectfully disagree, that’s not cute, it’s a crazy violent intrusive thought that shows a bizarre connection between love and violence. That is not normal. It’s not kink-shaming to say this behavior is a perversion. Talk to a therapist, don’t act out, control your impulses, stop rationalizing, draw a picture; but don’t brand people, even if they consent (because they are nutso also). JFC
Here’s a cool guy.
Shout out to Tom and Christina! Having Arnie on is great, cancel culture is finally getting canceled lol people are tired of it 🤷🏻♂️
Best recent episode for sure! It felt like old school YMH
"Just lemme eat ya!" Is the funniest fucking title ever for Armie's appearance on the podcast! Either he's pissed about it or, he's got a great sense of humor!
Good humor.... Damn. He's hot and funny. 🤣😭
Well done YMH, an old school interview without the need for sharing the same video clips with each guest.
Mid
55:31 I love that Tim got to live out his fantasy of being a criminal profiler and interviewing a real life psychopath. 👍
5,6 Armie Hammer projects?! Let's goooo!
Well damn now I like Armie Hammer again lol
Happy to have Hammer and Spacey back in 2025.
Yo, they can try to make this seem chill, but this guy is weird af to be honest. Like I would never want this guy at my house around my wife and kids.
Yeah he would probably try eat your family
Armie hammer is actually a really good dude..
I remember watching the Armie Hammer documentary that promised cannibalism. Biggest click bait ever.
Tom’s gotten so small I don’t think he’s a bear anymore.
Leave Garth alone, this is the man you need to be asking where the bodies are.
LMFAO 1:00:01 you can literally SEE the Pazsitzky-effect in real time once Kristina realizes what she just said and who she said it to.
Whats funny is the stuff he said is now 'so hot' in the smut book world atm lol everyone is loving the morally grey, possessive shadow daddies 😆
How the hell did YMH get Armie Hammer before he was on Joe's pod?! Nice pull guys
“The drying machine” damn, this guy is rich rich.
If he's leaning into this... I hope he gets put back into some good movies soon.. he really is a good actor.
Serious question - what did you watch that you found his best performance?
Lone ranger suuuuuuuuuucked
@@voice_of_a_little_lady He was great in The Man from U.N.C.L.E.
Me realizing AH is probably an unreformed psychopath but his voice, demeanor & looks still do it for me.
By no means he's a psychopath. Just normal dude with great sense of humor. He was on drugs and didn't control, what he was saying.
So happy for Armie's come back!!! Great episode!
Thoroughly enjoyed this one everyone
I'm glad to see Larson still works there.
Cancel culture is so stupid. Armie seems so emotionally mature, and I love how open he is.
Seems like this guy is really downplaing what was going on
Tim should’ve won the ‘best ad reader award’ - he reads like a cool guy.