How Australia Ruined The World - Hearts Of Iron A2Z
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this is a certified outback classic
Agreed
I can’t help but read this in Alex Jones’ voice
@@hstochla .omg
real
yea mate
“You think Poland’s safe? Think again.”
Poland: “You were saying, pipsqueak?”
Poland shall never lost ever again
Poland is a wall. Any shit that happens in Europe will splash them first ... Lmao
Poland: "YOU DARE CHALLENGE ME, MORTAL?!"
Poland is not yet- victorious enough
Poland: "All I'm surrounded by is fear. And DEAD MEN."
I love how the entire world went after the Soviets and couldn’t put a dent in them, so Poland just did it themselves
Sigismund Vasa be like "Ha, that's my boys"
I wonder if germany had military access through poland and helped them push
@@SmallPotato2313 The AI usually doesnt send military access requests
My guess is the Soviets just didnt have troops on the border
Miracle on the Vistula be like
Poland became Thanos. “Fine, I’ll do it myself”
Ah yes. The island who’s unofficial anthem is about a hobo who steals a sheep, and then drowns himself rather than being caught by authorities (Waltzing Matilda)
What other anthem would you choose to symbolise the best of Australia?
@@_Nohan_ How did you end up an American president then Mr. Johnson?
@@_Nohan_ holy fuck what're you doing up early morning
Fittingly australian innit
@@Longshanks1690 Smoko - The Chats
Could you imagine being a history student in this cursed time-line?
Cursed? POLANT STRONK
I saw this comment before watching and was like ah it can’t be that bad they’re exaggerating
This would be amazing, so much war to learn about!
"Okay class, so after the german civil war the germans allied the chinese against the japanese ad the comintern of monarchist france, yugoslavia and the ussr invade italy..." "Sir what does this have to do with poland." "WE GET THERE WHEN WE GET THERE TOM!"
@@Gigajinxed1145 The polish and the swiss were famous for choosing not to join any faction, thus being the only two netural sides in the war.
and yet even after all that chaos, South America is exactly the same.
After Argentina drew attention to South America last episode, the continent must now wait 4 more episodes until they are allowed relevance once more by the HOI4 gods.
based
Can't make a mess of what already is.
@@minefoxc4015 based
@@minefoxc4015
Technically the people in South America made a disaster by breaking up and making several nations instead of making one great or two great nations, perhaps we should have remained like Brazil, all the colonies united under one solid flag.
>be isp
>"never another gallipoli"
>17 minutes of him being dragged across the world to fight in british wars
To be fair
That is literally every Britain's ally ever
”What the fu..” -King George III after Soviet Union became known as eastern poland.
andgermany as western poland, italy as switzerland, the dutch declaring greater netherlands.. again, and the americans doing a reverse manifest destiny
George VI, not III
@@ThisCharmlessMan its an oversimplified reference
why didn't you invade in eastern poland
@@ThisCharmlessMan I like to believe this war and the American Revolution happened at the same time actually
This is a certified "Poland goes ham on everyone dwelling upon this green earth except for Germany" moment.
The reason why they won is simple: They put feathers on their vehicles. They were using Armored Cavalry. They were the Winged Hussars.
@@ladywaffle2210 ah yes winged hussars. Every country has their prime time
Alternative Title: "What if Australia won the Emu War"
@@AxxLAfriku Mmmm.. thank you, I also wish a good afternoon to yourself.
@@CH-wg1bh his content sucks, it's just him flexing his two "hot girlfriends" despite him being "ugly".
@@alicorn3924 so what are you doing here
@@AxxLAfriku no
@@rusty3073 he's talking about axxl
2:07 That place is called the Kerguelen Islands, a part of the French Southern and Antarctic Lands. Quite a remote part of France, and the climate there is very harsh.
A German auxiliary cruiser (Atlantis) was there during WWII, and one of its crew members fell while painting the funnel. His burial site is the southernmost German military burial site in the world.
Thanks kimmy
Hi
Damn, they were a long way from home..
The supreme leader knows all.
Kim, leader of Best Korea
Germany: I'm gonna be chill and sit this one out.
Poland: surrender was never an option.
Alternative title: ISP turns into Drew Durnil
He turned into a Redditor?
Lmao true
69 likes when I saw this.
He turned into a paint brush?
@@BmReba no, a Gay paint brush
i like how lilac portugal somehow survived the entire world blowing up
God bless Lilac Portugal
The Perfect nation doesn't exi-
Lilac Portugal: Hold my beer
Proper title: how a fictional island ruined the world
Denmark?
You mean denmark?
Don't you mean Denmark?
You mean new Zealand
Stop using that pfp
In this game we see what happens when Poland gets sick of everyone bullying them
The AI can't cause too much chaos, I'm sure.
15 minutes later: P O L A N D
"How Poland decided it's time for revenge for the partition wars"
Because of the multiverse theory, you've made this hell a real place somewhere.
Good job
technically it would have already existed, he just allowed such a place to be realised as possible universe
I read "the Italian shogunate" and it would still probably make more sense than anything here
I saw an Italian Shogunate flag for the Red Flood mod and it looks exactly like a restaurant.
@@hannibalkills1214 lol
@@bighillraft OH GOD OH FUCK
I just like how Poland and Switzerland looked at Europe and were like “Hell no, this shit is not on”
Wow, didn't realise Drew Durnil was uploading again. What an exciting spectator game this was!
You know he is serious continuing the A-Z when he plays an imaginary country.
@THEINVISIBLEWAFFLE bruh to soon
@THEINVISIBLEWAFFLE nah, imaginary like losing against birds.
@@prussianprince7828 so it was murica who lost against the birds, interesting.
@@problems3485 sry but why did you tell him it was too soon to say what he said?
@@CorvusLeukos lol because it’s very clearly not to soon to make fun of him for not having a working left arm considering he’s been dead for 80 years
“So the cool thing about Australia in hearts of iron Four” Long pause... “uh there’s some boats”
I can't believe you forgot about New Zealand. Though, thinking on it more, that's probably the most normal thing in this world.
The fact that you keep continuing, you are a madlad
Poland was doing some 5head plays while everyone else was fighting each other
They just had the word "menacing" floating all around them.
Title: Australia
Chunk of Video: SPAIN VS SPAIN.
VS SPAIN VS SPAIN vs Portugal
It is rumored that to this day Australia is still fighting for New Zealand.
Petition to make ISP make an A2Z playlist so i can binge it easier in chronological order ;)
I remember the first time you played Austria. You've grown a lot since then.
I will now give you an imaginary hug for continuing the series
That French island in the Indian Ocean has really messed up my brain.
Also, Jesus this game was cursed
You say cursed I say I just saw Poland’s greatest game
Never seen a game like this. I would love to play in it.
I've seen one game like this. Except instead of everyone versus the commies it was everyone versus the allies (including the comintern, qing, japan, and communist china all at the exact same time).
Wow, he is still continuing it.
To quote that one South African guy from the 1933 start date "P O G"
ISP basically in every video of the A to Z challenge:
-takes over a continent
or
-does nothing while Portugal naval invades Vladivostok
I really can’t tell if ISP is improving with his depression or just embraced the hellscape of TH-cam
Last time I was this early Australia was ruled by the Emus
It still is
Yep
Emo Emus
One time I set every nation's behavior to random in rt56 and it was great
We do love this serie, don't kill yourself before you've finished it
Thank you
This was basically a Dre Durnil Cosplay. Loved it
ISP: Today we'r gonna play Australia in a chaos world, boys!
Also ISP: *Enters Drew Durnil mode*
"So we have Papua-"
*PAPUA NEW GUINEA, PAPUA NEW GUINEA DUDES*
*IWO JIMA*
This video should be re-titled to:
"Playing hoi4, but Poland goes Anchluss mode
Imagine being so down bad that you pay for the dlc that includes the Australian focus tree exclusively for the Australian focus tree
Aaaaand so in this timeline, uh.... Okay we're gonna need a flowchart here, this is actually even more complicated than the actual WWII.
Explain?
This seems like something drew would come up with.
I feel like im watchin drew. Literally spectator mode (10/10 I love it)
"You have to pay for Australian flavour"
Of course you do - Vegemite isn't free.
How many civil wars can a country have?
Spain: Yes
There is just something incredibly hilarious about (unaligned?) AI Switzerland going absolutely ham.
Fun fact, that French blob in the ocean is where the Brotherhood is placed in the 1984 mod. It also gets like 9 heavy tank divisions, no ports, level 10 coastal forts, and also it can't do anything
**ISP uploads video playing as Australia**
Video category: Fantasy
You Drew Durnill and Alex the Rambler are a holy trinity. Really enjoy the vids man.
In a world where everyone is at war and everything is on fire...
Poland and Switzerland win
Yeah I kinda like it
The most unexpected countries rule the world :/
Good video. Like the longer video format
Loved big poland and switzerland. Can't wait to see Austria-Hungary next episode!
I love how you looked at Europe the entire game while you were playing Australia.
The more Spains in one game puts me in more pain
"The more spain the more pain"- great britain.
The German-UK-Swiss switcheroo really put the cherry on top, imagine waking up one day and the king is German.
Oh wait...
This was just a Drew Durnill video :D
The Global Australian Empire - You will wear thongs, (on your feet and as underwear if you want), you will have beers and weed and you will BBQ or else we will release the Drop bears!
"The Italian Mongolian war, that's cursed"
*Five minutes later*
"This is the worst world war two I've ever seen."
11:45 Thats some WW1 Level of war declarations
Daddy’s back :)
I feel honoured to be a gravy baby
papa sorrows
*Everyone declares war on each other*
Poland: "Fine, I'll do it myself"
Finally, ISP made an AI only game as spectator...
7:52
Italy: Bouken da Bouken!
*declares war on everything around it save for Germany*
I love you
I'll have to ask the gay council if that's considered gay, brb
@@Pan-be3vv no homo
@@gaiusjuliuscaesar8923 ok fair enough
I know
YOOOOOOOO, He's done it. He semi-willingly went to Australia.
Last time anyone's gotten this exited for Australia they still thought it was habitable
Last time anyone's gotten this excited for Australia, they sent their felons there. Also, freeing palestine is based bro.
Who else noticed the German Roman Empire at 14:52
You finally did a AI only
Kinda interested how the history books write this. Like, Poland backdoor rush, Portugal’s cursed experience with its neighbors, The German people’s front (and also being in the UK at one point), there is just a lot to unravel.
ISP, you mind posting the full footage?
I remember discovering that random French island one game when the ai (as per usual) left France alive in that one state, so I was confused when they declared war on someone again and was like “wait, I thought they died”
16:54 are we gonna ignore the fact that American Occitania controls a part of France? What even is that country
Occitania is just a region and releasable tag in Southern France. AI America just made them their puppet in the peace deal.
@@rag7198 okay, good to know. It sounded like some Pacific nation
I wonder how long he will wait to make a Aussie joke
2 seconds later
*CRIKEY*
Ah yes, Maos main supporter: Kaiser Wilhelm II
considering Wilhelm's support of revolutionaries against Tsarist Russia I don't see why he couldn't back Mao in this timeline to give the Russians another front.
I've played many hours of HOI4. I've watched A LOT of HOI4 videos. In that time I've seen a lot of comments say "the most cursed timeline" and "c u r s e d". And it really never is. But this... this is the MOST CURSED THING I'VE EVER SEEN. And for once, that isn't hyperbole. Holy FUCK that is cursed. What a clusterfuck.
i’m going to keep commenting until you do it.
*play imperator 2.0*
My grandfather served in the U.S. Army in Papua New Guinea during WWII. DEFINITELY cannibals there, even then. He made friends with some and once led a Japanese patrol into one of their hunting parties.
Apparently he was invited to the BBQ afterwards, and turned them down.
ISP why’d you upload the vid upside down
I want to get off Mr. ISP's wild ride.
this series seems pretty painful xd
Last time I was this early, Germany didn't occupy the Rhineland yet
Imagine living in this shitshow of a timeline
Living anywhere would be cursed, except for Poland. Truly reversed world
i love that he got so bored with australia that he just went and watched the iberian chaos
series name suggestion- "ISP'S A TO ZEE"
*zed
zee-
I stop paying attention for a second and everything was Poland
WHAT IN THE WORLD IS THE CC CLIQUE
For some reason, it means the PRC.
Poland looking kinda T H I C C tho
"I don't just observe like Drew Durnil, i actually like women" half the video is watching the world collapse
13:00
1984 achieved
As an Australian, I approve of this video
This has a similar title to a video ISP made on Victoria 2, ISP is making Victoria 3 confirmed
I love how literally nothing changed in South America
"Sir! Poland just took all of the Soviet Union!"
"Ok. But how is South America?"
"Uh....fine sir, no changes. Also sir, the Mexican Junta is invading the United States!"
"Yes yes, fine and dandy....but South America is still ok?"
"Y-yes sir. Still no changes."
"Excellent. Carry on."
Me, a Geographic Nerd: *"ah yes, the best, and I am dying of laughter"*
Imagine what happens if he wins an election IRL.
isp creates border gore and creates a country which looks like a band around the earth, named "gravy baby land"
Drew Durnil AI only game except at the very end. Awesome!
The most painful part of the series is hearing a British person say “zee” instead of “zed”. 😝 but anyway I’m loving the series ^.^