Honestly tho a big part of self care is doing the healthy stuff we might not want to do-taking supplements/vitamins, getting enough sleep, cleaning and doing laundry so you have clean clothes and a clean house. There’s a place for self soothing (having comfort food in front of a favorite show or whatever) but but so it the taking care of yourself
Courtney: "I don't even know how to poach an egg - what does that even mean? Isn't poaching, like, hunting!?" Damien: *violently sighs in culinary brilliance*
Poaching is a cooking method, so when poaching an egg it means you crack an egg into boiling water. You can crack an egg into a ladle to keep it together and it'll look nicer.
Carlos Lopez-Ortega just because someone is funnier than another doesn’t mean that they don’t need self care day. everyone needs self care days (plus according to a lot of women, it’s very attractive for men to take care of themselves!)
@@saiyanfang1047 oh god not sugar or especially coconut oil, physical exfoliants are risky as hell and coconut oil clogs your pores like there's no tomorrow,,, diy skincare in general isn't good :// unless it's like honey or aloe you can't rlly trust it
Olivia: Hey babe, I'm going on a self-care drive. Sam: OK, have fun babe! Olivia: Hey, I'm in Montana and I'm never coming back. Sam: OK, have fun babe!
Try Guys post more than they do. 3x a week. 🤷♀️ “joke” doesn’t work but some of Smosh’s videos don’t entertain. And I’ll admit sometimes the TG do ads for themselves. But majority of time they’re funny.
it would be awesome if there was a sketch with all of the best tntl characters. boneless, burgerman, beethoven mom, etc. Every TNTL Ever or someting like that
I’d wish Smosh would do more edgy stuff like Every Drug Dealer Ever or Every Dark Web Deal Ever or just do an original sketch where Kimmy accidentally makes LSD because she was trying to make their own essential oils and those “essential oils” are used as aromatherapy at a hippie-themed children’s birthday party so you get kids played by Damien and Olivia high off of their minds and then Kimmy has to run from cops like Sergeant Anous (played by Ian) who says “STAHP RIGHT THERE!!” before she finds some shady shelter at a cult led by Monica and Kevin Rygg who brainwash her
FERG al Okay, then maybe instead of LSD, Kimmy makes some homemade bath salts which get mistaken as potpourri, allowing Smosh to do that “freaking bath salts” joke that they used to do back during the Golden Age of Smosh
That annoying moment when they're about to say who committed the murder while dying and they suddenly have to speak in complete sentences… "It was… it was…" *dies*
Everything's fine Cause there's merch In the store yeah new merch in the store we're all stuck inside and we miss the outdoors wait don't think about that stop thinking about that yeah new merch in the store comfy and cute and great in the shower I mean what I miss human touch merch in the store new merch in the store
Me: I only need to do this one thing then I can relax Does five million other things and never gets around to doing the one thing I actually need to do Me: How come I never have any free time?
As an actual frontline healthcare worker though, I’m terrified with all these mass protests. They’ll just spread the virus even further, causing more cases and more deaths. These mass gatherings will just make it even harder for me and the other healthcare workers. Already, two of my colleagues left, and we were already so short-staffed to begin with. And now, I see my favorite TH-camrs like Shayne, Courtney, and Sarah promoting these protests, tweeting that people who don’t support them should check our privilege or whatever (even though I’m not white at all). I’m completely at my wit’s end. I don’t know what to do! The patients keep coming! It doesn’t stop! If Smosh really cares us about us frontline health workers, they would actually discourage all these mass protests. Clearly, Smosh does NOT care about frontline health workers like me.
Hey homie! So I also have immensely sensitive skin, like fragrance, essential oils, literally looking in the direction of perfume makes me breakout lol. The only, literally the only, face mask I have found that has worked for me is the First Aid Beauty Ultra Repair Instant Oatmeal Mask. It is soothing and wonderful, and actually cleared up any redness and irritation on my face. Colloidal oatmeal is a godsend for sensitive skin, I super recommend cause people with hyper sensitive skin deserve face masks too! I also use their Ultra Repair Cream which also has colloidal oatmeal and its so nourishing and doesn't make me look like a tomato.
I love seeing all of the new faces of Smosh! P.S. my favorite parts of the skit were falling asleep while doing yoga and the kid interrupting the mother's self-care day!
Kimmy: "i need to clean and do laundry, can we make that into a sketch?"
Smosh: "I got you girl"
“I wanna wax my pubes. Sarah, go host this show I thought of.” - Ian, probably
Honestly tho a big part of self care is doing the healthy stuff we might not want to do-taking supplements/vitamins, getting enough sleep, cleaning and doing laundry so you have clean clothes and a clean house. There’s a place for self soothing (having comfort food in front of a favorite show or whatever) but but so it the taking care of yourself
Ok
Olivia: I'm starting a new self care life and I'M NEVER COMING BACK!
Her Boyfriend: K have fun.
*literally one of the best lines in this video*
pushii yes!
I live 2.5 hours away from billings to
U r right lmao
@@scorelessvermin2997 No one is going to Billings for a self care day....
Who is she dating
Shayne wasn't in this because he was taking a self care day
Pretty sure he’s the voices in Olivia’s movie
@@Ghazannn he is but that's it
👍🏼
pretty sure it is because he is a guy
Ironic, ain't it
Okay but that “in a small... 👀 we’ll get there.” Felt that😩
bro I was in tears
Why is that sad, anyway??
What was the time
"OH I made Meth" That is the most hilarious thing I heard 🤣
😂🤣😂
😂
Just wondering what country does she live in again her: shit
I just love that she made blue meth 😂
you obviously dont know of anything funny
The only guys that were in this was shayne and Ian’s voice and Sam Lerner 😂
The only guys who weren’t in this were Keith and Noah
@@Sadvibinglenny Keith was in Every single person ever
@@katty711 Noah was literally in the previous sketch and Keith was in the one before that
u forgot ian
and Damien
' I don't need to hunt for an egg' one of the best qoutes that I ever heard of.
same
@@banaenae1398 Me too.
Courtney: "I don't even know how to poach an egg - what does that even mean? Isn't poaching, like, hunting!?"
Damien: *violently sighs in culinary brilliance*
always damien and his poached eggs /ref
“Oh, I made meth”
Best line out of all of this
How does she know what meth looks like though?
Overlord of Cats because you can search it up on google. Plus if you’ve never seen it, that’s weird.
😂😂😂😂
Olivia could literally say she's gonna move to Mars and sam would be like "okay have fun babe"
That may be my favorite line of this video
"I don't need to hunt for this egg. It's already dead, it's already here."
Ruby BT where is that quote
9:48
Nice pfp
I'm eating scrambled egg...
1:35 l died of laughter when she cut of a piece of paper and poured water on her face😂😂😂
Idk why but I thought you said toilet paper😂
Ivy Time Me three
Its Not Really funny But Its Mediocre But The Old Smosh Is More Better Than The New Smosh
Ivy Time Corona’s got us with toilet paper on the mind 😂
I was mad when she did that because it was Fiji water @casey kids
Seeing Olivia and Sam (and the little pupper) together made my day. I love them!
Is sam slowly joining smosh? Because i’m living for it.
More Sam is always a good thing
no he stills works at a churro stand at disneyland
Yas i would love that
@@megafn9219 lol
Ehhh prob not because they were all quarantine and they must've thought why the heck not bring sam into their videos for now
Me 13th day of quarantine : This is a break day
Me the 14th day : It’s fine, another break
Me day 96 : It’s fine, I’ll die here
2:50
Out of everybody's part in the skit, she had to clean her bathroom and do the laundry.
I guess that's a good thing 🤷♀️
What a nerd
@@Jacob-zk1jy Bro, how does what I say make me a nerd?
davidbird764 no she’s a nerd because who tf would clean their bathroom and do the laundry instead of taking a day off
When Olivia comes to your state it’s nice to be noticed
Poaching is a cooking method, so when poaching an egg it means you crack an egg into boiling water. You can crack an egg into a ladle to keep it together and it'll look nicer.
👌🏼
Who asked?
Honestly, thank u 😂
"Do what you love and love what you do." I agree that this is probably happiness.
1:54 that moment when your parents walk in and see this
Why do I have the sudden urge to buy some Kimmy's Meth
Justin Smallwood you and me both buddy
And there is a story of 3 drug addicts
Jacob Gibas LOL
Every Shayne, Damien, Keith, Noah, Courtney, Olivia, and Ian Ever
Hell yes
We need this
You mean every smosh ever
@@mattynator911 No, I mean Every Shayne, Damien, Keith, Noah, Courtney, Olivia, and Ian Ever.
@@dubleCC like each their own video?
The squad should Infiltrate Kimmy’s house after quarantine
That, or a day with Olivia's dog
All of these, please.
Mae Kathleen agreed
Pretty sure the police already are planning on it
@@Aidan-zc8wx why did you have to bring that up?
Guys need self care too! It’s not just for women.
They were already taking care. Ok bye, take care.
Carlos Lopez-Ortega just because someone is funnier than another doesn’t mean that they don’t need self care day. everyone needs self care days (plus according to a lot of women, it’s very attractive for men to take care of themselves!)
winter bear I’m pretty sure he said the girls are funnier, so there’s more stereotypes, and funnier content
Ya I noticed they barely appeared in this video
You should do “Every Every blank ever Ever”
Me: Im gonna take care of myse-
*jumps out of window because my legs fell asleep*
But how could you jump....
@@Medabee8 um handstand
Justin Morton use your teeth
how is this in any shape or form funny
Morton is right
Kimmy’s face mask part is literally me with every face mask, i end up looking like i got stung by millions of bees
Who's Jimmy?
Emilio he meant kimmy
if your skin is that sensitive a good idea is to take some sugar, honey, and coconut oil, mix it and put that on
That must hurt
@@saiyanfang1047 oh god not sugar or especially coconut oil, physical exfoliants are risky as hell and coconut oil clogs your pores like there's no tomorrow,,, diy skincare in general isn't good :// unless it's like honey or aloe you can't rlly trust it
How haven’t they made an Every ASMR ever yet?
Your right that video should’ve been made 4 years ago
God no...
Yes
paybackepicgamer ya they did
They NEED to
the fact that Kimmy actually did chores for this makes it lowkey that much better lmao
“Bought it in a smallll *looks at butt* We will get there” MEEEE AF
Olivia: Hey babe, I'm going on a self-care drive.
Sam: OK, have fun babe!
Olivia: Hey, I'm in Montana and I'm never coming back.
Sam: OK, have fun babe!
Colleen’s Cookie hey babe I’m going to a mcr concert
Ok never come back
oh you watched the video :)
My self care routine:
Watching TH-cam.
Watching smosh*
Don’t forget the chocolate
Manga, reddit and TH-cam for me
No one:
Smosh: **Keeps Us Entertained During Quarantine**
They’re trying to distract us from their controversial tweets
bruh there's not even a joke there. the 'no one' joke died like 10 months ago, stop
Try Guys post more than they do. 3x a week. 🤷♀️ “joke” doesn’t work but some of Smosh’s videos don’t entertain. And I’ll admit sometimes the TG do ads for themselves. But majority of time they’re funny.
Quarentine and Riots!
That water is TOO EXPENSIVE for you to be pouring it out like that lmao
The most unreal thing is that a boss is actually okay with you taking time off
When your self care day in quarantine goes of road
The "oh I made meth" killed me
Lol same
No One :
Kimmy : Welcome to my Meth lab
E
she really said 'Breaking Bad'
9:12 Smosh Lab revival with Kimmy when??!!
These types of jokes are supposed to be relate able... that's why i liked :)
"I forget what vodka tastes like." - Courtney Miller 2020
A solid mood
The shower/bath cleaning montage was ENTIRELY necessary dude
it would be awesome if there was a sketch with all of the best tntl characters. boneless, burgerman, beethoven mom, etc. Every TNTL Ever or someting like that
Quarantine Expectations: Every Self Care Day Ever
Quarantine Reality: Every Funeral Ever
Wait i dont think they made a every funeral ever yet??
If they did can someone give me the link
Otacon they have, just search it up
Hahaha I literally see Colleen’s cookie comment on EVERYTHING I watch. Like we have the exact same taste 😂
That got dark
@@Sadvibinglenny ye ik its a joke but im saying what if they did
Olivia’s puppy is a mood. My roommates got a puppy back in January, and his energy is crazy.
"In a small! We'll get there..." absolutely killed me 😂
It’s crazy how smosh still dose videos in 2020
3:55 I made meth
Drug Dealers : WRITE THAT DOWN!! WRITE THAT DOWN!!
I’d wish Smosh would do more edgy stuff like Every Drug Dealer Ever or Every Dark Web Deal Ever or just do an original sketch where Kimmy accidentally makes LSD because she was trying to make their own essential oils and those “essential oils” are used as aromatherapy at a hippie-themed children’s birthday party so you get kids played by Damien and Olivia high off of their minds and then Kimmy has to run from cops like Sergeant Anous (played by Ian) who says “STAHP RIGHT THERE!!” before she finds some shady shelter at a cult led by Monica and Kevin Rygg who brainwash her
@@mechadoggy They'd not make any money as it would be demonitised.
Noah "WRITE THAT DOWN, WRITE THAT DOWN"
FERG al Okay, then maybe instead of LSD, Kimmy makes some homemade bath salts which get mistaken as potpourri, allowing Smosh to do that “freaking bath salts” joke that they used to do back during the Golden Age of Smosh
Olivia: I'm starting a new self care life and I'M NEVER COMING BACK
Her Boyfriend: K have fun
I legit just wanna know how kimmy put on a sheet mask so perfectly like HOW?
Olivia’s puppy is about to make me cry in this 🥺💞
“Pack it tight unti- oh I made meth
I died
"Oh I made meth" had me crying xD
Everyone working out in quarantine. Me: Eat,Sleep,Sleep, then repeat.
Lol
Same
XD
Same here half and half
My schedule is sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep
That annoying moment when they're about to say who committed the murder while dying and they suddenly have to speak in complete sentences…
"It was… it was…"
*dies*
This is so out of context I love it
Did that sound like Shayne to anyone else?
2:46 I think that is one of the most satisfying moments I've ever seen in one of their videos
"I don't need to hunt for this egg it already dead, or its like here"... bro WHAT? 🤣🤣
Me: waits for merch in the store song
Me the whole video later: sad and dissapionted it's not there 😭
Anastasia Escott I thought I was the only one who liked the song
But is there even Merch in the store if the Merch in the store isn’t there...
(Yeah it is but it’ll never be the same...)
Everything's fine Cause there's merch In the store yeah new merch in the store we're all stuck inside and we miss the outdoors wait don't think about that stop thinking about that yeah new merch in the store comfy and cute and great in the shower I mean what I miss human touch merch in the store new merch in the store
Surely after this video they have meth in the store
Who is the girl in 5:41
Nobody:
Smosh: making everyone’s quarantine a trillion times better
There should be like an
"every quarantine shopping ever" Video please
500000000 Rolls of toilet papper
" OH.. .i made meth. " *Moments later* "I'M LIVING MY BEST LIFE"
7:41 Shayne and Ian would! totally make a great movie XD
nobody
no one at all
random giveaway bots: WhOS BeEn HEre BefoRe 2020
I was wondering when Courtney was gonna get out the alcohol in the beginning skit
0:30
6:10
People with eczema:
This is your first rodeo huh
“It’s EvErYwHeRe!!!!”
I died 😂
Aww... Olivia's dog is adorable!
Hey Smosh, when are we getting the "Merch in the store" song on spotify?
You guys should make "Every beach day ever" sometime
Me: I only need to do this one thing then I can relax
Does five million other things and never gets around to doing the one thing I actually need to do
Me: How come I never have any free time?
6:50 imagine how hard that orange makeup was to take off 😂
Can we just take a second to appreciate how cute Olivia and Sam's puppy is... because dear god I almost screamed when I saw the little guy.
It went from smosh summer games apocalypse to smosh summer games isolation (guess the zombies huh)
I guess
Today’s video, starring:
Every non official smosh member that’s in almost every recent video
Right, and where are all the men!?
I love a good face mask...
"Oh I made meth" *bleep really got me haha
These girls are some of the funniest on the internet! Olivia killed me in this! 🤣
SALUTE TO ALL THE FRONTLINE WORKERS OUT THERE
As an actual frontline healthcare worker though, I’m terrified with all these mass protests. They’ll just spread the virus even further, causing more cases and more deaths. These mass gatherings will just make it even harder for me and the other healthcare workers. Already, two of my colleagues left, and we were already so short-staffed to begin with.
And now, I see my favorite TH-camrs like Shayne, Courtney, and Sarah promoting these protests, tweeting that people who don’t support them should check our privilege or whatever (even though I’m not white at all). I’m completely at my wit’s end. I don’t know what to do! The patients keep coming! It doesn’t stop!
If Smosh really cares us about us frontline health workers, they would actually discourage all these mass protests. Clearly, Smosh does NOT care about frontline health workers like me.
@@mechadoggy saterical content is past you huh?
mechadoggy r u serious- if u are a frontline worker then thanks
Me: I need a self care day
Also me: eats 15lb of chips and washes it all down with 2 liters of soda while calling my ex
Thanks for 33 likes and I know that it’s annoying but like I have nothing to do at home so yea
No one:
Me: Searches Chrissy Beauty on Instagram...
Same
"Do you understand sarcasm?"
My self care day:
*actually i dont have a self care day*
Make an “every community college ever”
Who else loves these?
Wish my own stuff could be thjs high qualityy
Shut up bot
this is a shameless self promo
Literal 🤖 my robot overlords sent me
Liam Harte shut up self promo
Whose boss let's them take a day off for a self care day?
Unus
My same comment lmao
@@dexis9412 Unus
FELLOW UNUS
Unus is superior!!!
Idk how Olivia’s dog is rn but Grizzy as a puppy is all I need in life
My skin is more sensitive than Kimmy's, can't even put on a facemask without going in an allergic reaction. We twining
Hey homie! So I also have immensely sensitive skin, like fragrance, essential oils, literally looking in the direction of perfume makes me breakout lol. The only, literally the only, face mask I have found that has worked for me is the First Aid Beauty Ultra Repair Instant Oatmeal Mask. It is soothing and wonderful, and actually cleared up any redness and irritation on my face. Colloidal oatmeal is a godsend for sensitive skin, I super recommend cause people with hyper sensitive skin deserve face masks too! I also use their Ultra Repair Cream which also has colloidal oatmeal and its so nourishing and doesn't make me look like a tomato.
@@savanthebanan I can only use the apple vinegar clay mask. It doesn't put me in a reaction unless I rub it in.
@@honeycombshii2376 How about:
A. Ask a friend to go out for you.
B. Try using face shields.
C. Try seeking professional help.
*Next:* Every self care ever GONE WRONG
“Oh I made meth.” Hahahahaha😂 my favorite part!
Yeah same
When u so early, no bring Anthony back comments have been posted
Because they know it’s not going to happen
It's nearly been 3 years since he left...
Bet most of the ppl dont even know him
3:53 really got me
i used to watch these every day, it’s not the same anymore
Just when her back got stock after during yoga, I got an add for a "lifter" to help people get up if there back got stuck...
Courtney: hi Merick it's Cici
Me: I know someone by those names
(My best friend's name is Merick)
Ok, I want to let you know that "cici" in my mother language (hungarian) means boob. Have a nice day. 😌
@@zaerys1225 cool. My name in English well my full name (Cicilia) means blind and I'm legally blind so xD Cici is just my nickname
@@_Mysteri. That's a really cool name :)
@@ghost-wl3pm thanks!
no one: me: goes to search up chrissybeauty on insta 😂
Did you find anything?
no one: asked
you:
netflix videos for you (no 😂)
I love seeing all of the new faces of Smosh!
P.S. my favorite parts of the skit were falling asleep while doing yoga and the kid interrupting the mother's self-care day!
Smosh for 10 minutes yes please!!!
No one:
Not a single soul:
Olivia: *(wets a mask made out of paper for some reason and puts it on her face)*
7:46 who else knew who was talking 😂😂
Kimmy figured out how to get paid to do her laundry and clean her bathroom and I’m HERE for it.
Cast of Olivia’s Yoga Sketch: bootiful doggy, Olivia sui, mat
Damien was taking a real self care day. He was watching anime all day, the best kind of day ever.