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- You ever blink, and suddenly it’s 6am? This is EVERY INSOMNIAC EVER!
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CAST
Ian Hecox // / ianhecox
Courtney Miller // / co_mill
Shayne Topp // / shaynetopp
Damien Haas // / damienhaas
Jacklyn Uweh // / blkjack76
CREW
Directed By: Ian Hecox, Shayne Topp, Courtney Miller, Damien Haas, Ryan Finnerty
Executive Producer: Ryan Finnerty
Written By: Monica Vasandani, Kurt Maloney, Cole Hersch, Phillip Walker
Production Manager: Alicia Gaynor
Production Coordinator: Nancy Azcona
DP: Brennan Iketani
Art Director: Cassie Vance
Editor: Ed Vilderman
Assistant Editor: Matt Duran
GFX: Brittany Metz
Content Manager: Kiana Parker
Executive Assistant: Sammie Miller
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Who else’s is watching this when they should be sleeping
Super Cool me
it’s only one in the morning it’s early
Me
Ah yes 6 pm is my prime sleeping time
Lol me😆
Okay but can we talk about how Shane's mustache makes him look a little bit like Gomez Addams?
Edit: Tysm for all the likes! I never expected this and these are the most I've gotten on a comment EVER!
No
@@SecondEvilEx yes
Haaaa 😆
It looks like a cat on his face
Zelda Haas YES we must
"be quiet you're trying to sleep"
At least he cares about them
As a insomniac I can confirm that I have done all of this XD
10/10 for accuracy!
Time is so much quicker when your bed doing nothing but when you get up or watch tik tok it slows down
My trick is keeping a picture of sheep nearby so I can count em. I use a calculator to make it easier
I’m watching this at 12:30am. I see nothing wrong with this video, as I believe I’m gonna stay up later and watch more of your videos.
“Maybe the news will help me fall asleep . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
Yeah I’m never falling asleep”
is nobody noticed that damien said "shush dont be quiet"?
0:36 I just hear "Be quiet.", I think the rest was just some rumbling sound...
@@motaji4548 I heard it at 0:42
@@joshua9421 That was the popcorn, I could hear like stomach noises.
I relate to this. Somewhat.
with this video i think im a insomniac too
Thx for more things to think about as I try to sleep
I want an orca
Here before the "i'm watching this at 3am comments"
Listen, I didn’t come here to get called out like this.
Me neither
Just A Caring person HAHAHAHA
Same >:(
Yeah, I didn't sleep at all last night, and I find it kinda ironic
I know right
“Eating before bed is bad”
My brain:SO WHY IS THERE DINNER
Me:shut up
Also my brain: 8:10
Cause it's not healthy or smart to eat 1-2 hours before bed cause it will hurt your digestive system when you wake up and it will make you more awake
@@Jessieundetected91 still eating a packet of digestives at 2am
This isn't even a sketch anymore this is reality
Ikr
Every shit ever
I think you mean skit not sketch 👁👁
Pyrothief slowly they’re going to destroy the planet
ikr
I didn’t get out of bed today to just get called out like this.
Literally felt this😂😂
The same way I didn’t get in my bed and staying up at 12:43 working my way through yt videos
I didn't sleep last night. Called out doesn't even cover it...
I know what you mean. I'm feeling very attacked right now. The sleep struggle is real
When did you get out of bed? 4 pm?
Shayne with a mustache looks like every cop ever.
Come on, that’s the greatest insult to put on a person these days.
wait insomniacs, so you'e called my name
Ben Sorkin It’s a good one though. 😆
Dudeonwheels Shane does NOT look like a pig
To beat Gus Johnson he must become Gus Johnson
me: trying to sleep
my brain: *how do you breathe*
me: *forgets how to breathe*
my brain: *HAHAHAHAHAHA*
This comment is underrated
Same though
Oh wow, thanks for reminding my brain, now It's hard to breath
The worst thing is when you nose is clogged so you sleep with your mouth open to breath but it gets dry so you cant fall asleep
THIS IS TOO REAL.
When you haven’t slept all night and we’re up all day the day before and this video pops up...
Glad im not the only one
Stop lying you just woke up it 12
I fell asleep at 3 and woke up at 6
WHY DO PEOPLE KEEP SAYING WHAT I DO
Literally same
Shayne's mustache makes him look like that one uncle you weren't allowed to be alone with as a kid.
Woah there buddy 😨
Lol
but when you grow some harmones, you can't ignore or leave him either.
😆
@@st7rlette tyhh
I wanna smack people that say “have you tried melatonin”
I use it. It works real good
@@deanwinchester8650
Same.
It dosent work on me
I think that my body became immune to it
I use it every night and yesterday I didn’t fall asleep until 2am
You know you’ve hit rock bottom when ur watching this at night being an insomniac
Lol if that ain't me
You got me their
Its 2AM 😶
It literally 11:44 pm as I'm watching this
It is 3:40am
Me and my dad are insomniacs so when I’m hungry, he just makes me food. He’s great, I love him.
edit: he left
Me too
@@jaunzelandemy dad left to go get cigarettes 26 years ago
7thHokageNaruto how old are you
@@johncenareactions5926 u gotta put @
Whats a dad
Shayne looks like he's trying to become Gus Johnson's twin.
He must become that which he most fears. I pray he does not lose himself along the way
Gus and Shayne posted photos of each other on instagram with the caption "Thought I looked cute today"
Hes studying being Gus needs to find out what makes him tick really get under his skin
Only few can own the moustache, gus being the sensai
Lol u right
"Shh... Be quiet, you're trying to sleep."
Best line in the whole video.
I feel like some of us insomniacs like to battle each other and try to be the superior insomniac
why do we do that
Every Insomniac does that
every 13 year old ever
Because we are all ashamed that we are still awake and so want to make ourselves feel better by laughing and making a joke about it when really we’re dying inside and wish we could just be normal ass sleepers.
But I mean that’s just my take.
Because we must be the superior insomniac. If not, we will end up crying ourselves to death
Cause it's the only thing we're good at
I know people who brag about not sleeping and it’s like “excuse me wtf.”
uNhEaLtHiNeSs iS a cOmPeTiToN
I know it weird right
That's everybody in my classroom
I used to do it with my friends all the time and then I actually had a Shane moment and was like 'hey guys. This is bad.'
And then we continued to do it for the rest of high school.
@@bloodymarysperiodblood6667 your body only needs 3 hrs of sleep
Shane’s bit for celebrating 15 mins of sleep; hits hard
i think seeing April 33 kept me up for the rest of the night
As an insomniac, I would just like to say this is 100% accurate
same
as would i :)
Same
Literally every person who watched this is an insomniac your not special
@@risingfalcon7964 I didn’t say I was special?? I was just commenting that I agree… no need to be rude
I just realized that Shane’s mustache is actually real..
IKR like he doesnt look 12
No it's not real
Umair Khan • Wait it’s not? R u sure? Lol
Umair Khan it is lol he just shaves it usually
@@UmairKhan-we3xs It is.
Imagine the people who are watching this at night cause they can't sleep
Do you have any idea who is replying to your comment right now? It's me, the FUNNIEST MAN ALIVE! My videos are so extremely funny, if you don't cry tears of laughter, you are allowed to DISLIKE my EXTREMELY FUNNY videos! Do you think my videos are funny, dear uchi
AxxL Why do I doubt that you’re funny at all just based on that advertisement?
I'm watching this at 00:40 but it's because I just showered and my hair is still wet... yeah, that's totally the reason. Not because I'm going to binge-watch some youtube videos 👀
2am hi
That will probably be me tonight
I just realised that Shane's moustache is actually real...
Edit: thank you guys so much for the likes! It's the most I have got!
I didn't realize until you said so...OMG 😱
Lol
WHAAAAAAT😫😫😫😫😲
Same
OMG REALLY
As an insomniac I’ve done every one of these. 😂
7:36 I don't even need to be sleepy to be hungry. 😂
Same bro 🤣
Damien getting snack at night time is a whole mood
Ikr that’s me to
Who the hell is Damien?
@@josepaz5197 are you joking?
@@couchtime3739 I only know old smosh the good old days
8:10 Click this timestamp every 5 seconds, trust me. 😂
i thought shane’s mustache was fake until about half way through the video...
Ah yes I see you're a man of culture as well
ah a fellow unus, hello
@@elle-mn3mt Remember everything will come to an end so enjoy it while it lasts
Memento Mori
Tanjuice thank you. memento mori
Hello
Why does everything seem louder at night like fr🤣🤣
Trueeeee
Because it's dark so you can't see which heightens your other senses, like hearing
Night = cold air = sound waves refracts more towards the Earth
General reduction in ambient noise
@@Harrow444 true its 12pm in my country goodnight
Nobody:
Ian:starring at my ceiling is FUNNN
When you're so early there's that awkward moment where there are 3 people commenting 1st.....
Aaliyah And Jae yupp
lmao
First
4th first 😎
First ×5
Me: trying to be as quiet as possible
Some random thing in my way: SORRY ARE YOU TRYING TO BE QUIET?
My brother doesn't understand the struggle, so i showed him this video.
Chef poo poo?
try a glass of vodka, whiskey or anyother harder liquor
@@gus138 Nah is Chef Pee Pee.
@@ichbindumm437 I'm not an alchohol lover.
Anyone else watching this when they're meant to be asleep?
Yes
😆 yes
shane with a mustache looks like shane but with a mustache
why does this make sense
No actually,
Shayne with a mustache looks like *Shayne* with a mustache
Every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes in the world
Bunny asmr we’re not in school.
Woah
Shane’s mustache makes home look like a young Dr. Phil. Lmao
Do you him lol
LMAO 🤣🤣😂😂
Me: About to fall asleep
My brain: Hey, remember that one embarrassing thing you did five years ago
Same
lol me too
Don’t remind me😖
lol so relatable
Dana Aument omg that literally happens all the time 😂
Courtney trashing her place for one bit is commitment on a new level.
"Trashing" isnt the right word....
Her house want even dirty lmao
“i just slept for 15 minutes!! yeah!!”
me.
I sleep for like 1 minute at most
During the day, I struggle to keep my eyes open. At night, all I wanna do is go for a walk or run or watch How To Get Away With Murder. Again.
When I started to watch this I didn’t realise how much I looked like Shayne at the start At nights
Video: Every Insomniac Ever
The comments seeing Shane: *Who dis*
Every Sleep Paralysis Ever
Shane looks like someone’s dad that is always reading the newspaper with a cup of coffee
Damien: you shouldn’t eat right before bed
Me at 9:04 pm in bed eating coffee cake little bites: 👁👄👁
Give in to the cake. 😂 8:10
“Cat with more legs”
Do you mean a *Caterpillar*
Rhian Price You’re gonna be rich!
'be quiet your trying to sleep'
im dying
the rope is a bit too tight
abdi abdu what does “the rope is a bit too tight” mean
@@lit-eral5953 you're clearly too young for this app
that's quite a dark joke, friend
Mia H. I’m actually not, this “joke” just doesn’t make any sense
Literal it’s supposed to correlate to the “I’m dying” phrase.
"What is sleep?"
I ask myself that every day
“Define sleep”
I ask myself what an insomniac is. On a somewhat unrelated note, serious question, what’s an insomniac?
Same
@ShotoTheElementalGod oh ok makes sense
I relate to too many of these, but I’ve managed to hypnotise myself so that when I realise it’s 5AM I can just play specific music it almost knocks me out.
Smosh: Every insomniac ever Everyone watching this at 3am: Yup.
saameee
3.52am to be precise
It's cool you guys are so close with Gus Johnson! Weird he's not credited for the video though
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Underrated comment of the day
Explanation for us simple folk please? 😂
Madd Scott he’s saying shayne looks like gus
Austin Whitley *she, but yeah lol
Me in the morning: * receiving at least 15 messages per hour *
Me at night: OH GARBAGE EVERYONE HATES ME-
Hmmmm. Interesting.
Me in the morning: it's already morning I-
Me at night: gets 5 messages every minute
Ugh, even when I'm tired I still can't sleep.
SO RELATABLE
How is man tryna be quiet but then decides to make microwaved popcorn
Can we talk about the date on his phone April 33 talk about a leap year lol 😂
Damien saying “I’m a bad roommate”... Is that a “The Most Annoying Roommate” reference? 😂🤔
I don’t think it’s that deep. He’s also a roommate in real life so there’s that.
Layla Uhlman he’s a leo
I had to think of Olivia at this point, because she used to take bites out of food and put it somewhere 😅
Peter Naggschga 7 bites out of a Cheeto 😂
@@sillysigmayves9392 uh is that supposed to mean something or are you just saying that because im not into astrology signs and stuff but this doesnt correlate to the comment to my knowledge
When you’re the only insomniac and your family ;3; I would just stay in bed searing at the ceiling waiting until I can see his sun and then getting up XD
Ok is it just me or is anyone else uncomfortable with the amount of unpopped kernels were in that popcorn bag?lol
7:36 Is it just me, or is there something interesting about the thought of Damien slowly getting a little bigger inbetween snacks?
I was more disturbed that it wasn't buttered
@@motaji4548 He's not growing???
@@MoonIxght I only meant the concept of it. 👉🏽👈🏽
Shayne's mustache makes him look like Gus Johnson...
Maybe so he can finally make him laugh?
Method acting is the next logical step after that Moby Dick bit failed.
Omg yes I was thinking the same lol
We support Shane's dad mustache.
This is the most accurate every blank ever by far on the channel, and I’ve seen all of them
being an insomniac is really just waiting for a reasonable time to get out of bed 😂
EDIT: omg this is like the most amount of likes i have ever gotten thank you all so much!!!!
It really is, earliest I leave bed is 7 but ideally its 9:00 😂
No it’s a disease that people suffer from
Rabbit Soup i- I’m an insomniac and found this absolutely hilarious. ChIlL
Rabbit Soup
All the Redditors are gonna swarm you now with all the wooshes.
Literally though, I would have an hour of sleep and wake up at 1am but still the whole night I just try to sleep but keep looking at the time every 30-60 mins and just get up at 6 or 7am, sometimes when I wake up at 1am I know I’m not gonna go back to sleep so I’ll just start my day there lolll
A true insomniac knows that they’re never going to sleep.
Fr
lolol who sleeps at night? What is this video xd
I’m Insomniac too
Pills
I can’t sleep because of shaynes mustache!
This video is relatable on so many levels, it ain’t even funny....
6:46 is the one I struggle with most ;-;
offtopic i remeber punching myself when i was 6 thinking it would make me sleep it just made me have a knot on my head
offtopic but*
They should make a Every Karen Ever.
Hell yeh they should
couldn't agree more
yeeess
Yessssssss
Couldn't not agree
Damn shayne topp lookin like he’s goin around calling kids into his old white windowless van
Man I would follow Shayne anywhere! Even into the sewer with It!
@@UrMumsFavoriteBoyToy ummmm that's too far
Agreed
cheese nuggie
It’s NEVER too far!
@@UrMumsFavoriteBoyToy 😰
Shayne's moustache makes him look like Gus Johnson 😂
that is Gus. Shayne wasn't in this one
@@azlxns 😂
@@lizziebethh yep thats 100% gus please get your eyes checked!😂
“I must become the Gus to break the Gus”
That's cuz he is gus
Pro tip: tighter floorboards have have thinner lines between them. If you step on those ones, they make a quieter noise. Floorboards with wider lines outside of them creak more.
Me, watching this at 4 A.M. because I'm sleep deprived: *hah, I do that.*
I love that vine I guess my friends describe my personality around that vine 😂
Same, but at 5am.
I just can’t seem to fall asleep. Making me really nervous 🙁
the worst thing is that in the morning u get sleepy then sleepy stay up until the evening then sleep at 5 in the evening then wake up at 2 in the morning the NEXT DAY AND THEN THE CYCLE NEVER EVER ENDS AND U R TRAPED IN THIS CYCLE OF NO SLEEP.
Every Single Person/Introvert/Insomniac Ever. I’m starting to feel attacked here, Smosh.
Me too Lol sadly!!!
Can we be friends?
???
Ahaha
yep because i’m not sure if any of them have insomnia so for people who have it is a little offended bc it’s not just like this sorry not mad tho!
NOBODY:
ME AT NIGHT WONDERING: I haven't seen Noah in a video for weeks..is he OK??
I believe noah is now only working part time with Smosh
He was in the last video
Or maybe the one before
Dude!!! Jacky's skit is litterally me every night! Random thoughts always visiting me at night
Shayne now looks like Gus Johnson, Change my Mind.
If you can't beat them join them
Yasss...
I can’t unsee it
Gus can't laugh
Jacklyn is me Every. Single. Night. Nothing like an existential crisis the second you close your eyes and then spend hours thinking it over
Exactly
Ikr
how did I not notice Shayne's mustache until the end card
Don’t know
0:16
I think I’m being quiet when I do this but I wake up everyone
I'm literally pulling a 48 hour-er to fix my sleep schedule
It’s a blast when you start seeing shit. Unless it’s at night and you see a face poke around the corner of your door...
@@Tensolin01 thats my every night bro
I go through this every 2 days 😣😆
Im doing this but with 24 hours, i really need to fix my sleep schedule
me too
This was good but the funniest thing is Shane’s stache and how well he rocks it
Sorry can't like, it's at 69
My door when i open it nornally:
My door when i open it at night: *CREAK CREAK*
Normally*
Pretty sure that's just the crippling anxiety intensifying the sound, out of the fear that someone will catch you eating half the kitchen at 3am....
You can tell I've been their
@@piercetheskye_4508 there*
thats normal
6:44 her voice was so relaxing
sleep is a myth sold to us by the man.
agreed. we can not afford to trust the system, caused by the man.
Smosh, you’re not helping my insomnia. Half the time I stay awake rewatching videos
shayne looks more like gus than sven does at this point
1:31 why is that literally me every school night
7:36 Why is that literally Damien every night?
Smosh: every insomniac ever
Ad: food panda "our app never sleeps "
The owls seek Shayne's wisdom would be a movie I'd watch
One more thing about insomnia is that you CANNOT FALL BACK ASLEEP EVER!!!!
Seriously!! And after spending 5 hours trying to go to sleep too 😫
ONG SOOOOO TRUE!
I know because when I’m woken up I can only fall back asleep during the day.
Welp guess I'm insomniac?
Yesşssś
I was talking about my insomnia this morning, then a woman walks down my road who looked EXACTLY like Courtney, then I see this - like WTF?!? The universe is trying to talk to me!!!
X Files theme starts playing...
“Be quiet..... you’re trying to sleep”
Me to my brain every night....
JP Wilson congrats, you watched the video
Guys stop commenting about Shane’s mustache
I can’t like them all
Lol
I only realized half-way through that Shayne's mustache is real.
It is!?
The most relatable every blank ever in a long time
Lol sooo true!