Every Single Person Ever

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  • Guess it's time for another movie night... alone. This is EVERY SINGLE PERSON EVER.
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    Ian Hecox // / ianhecox
    Shayne Topp // / shaynetopp
    Damien Haas // / damienhaas
    Keith Leak Jr. // / keithleakjr
    Kimmy Jimenez // / kimmydoesstuff
    Jacklyn Uweh // / blkjack76
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    Directed By: Ryan Finnerty
    Executive Producer: Ryan Finnerty
    Written By: Monica Vasandani, Kurt Maloney
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    DP: Brennan Iketani
    Art Director: Cassie Vance
    Editor: Mike Small
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  • @tonjibyrd
    @tonjibyrd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4374

    the fact that Damien's cat knew exactly what she needed to do for that scene is still making me laugh. a legend.

    • @IAmE37
      @IAmE37 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Tonji no

    • @AJay_2o8
      @AJay_2o8 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      E why not

    • @KrazyKirby15
      @KrazyKirby15 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      He almost broke character over it

    • @DarkStr2ker
      @DarkStr2ker 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lol

    • @msflowerchild06
      @msflowerchild06 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Time stamp?

  • @mayahjohnson6289
    @mayahjohnson6289 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2354

    “Every single person ever” reads like its about every person in the world, and frankly I hope it is

    • @burtmacklinfbi696
      @burtmacklinfbi696 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      I honestly thought it was about every person in the world at first...

    • @bobab
      @bobab 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Burt Macklin FBI same tho

    • @Galiant2010
      @Galiant2010 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I'm feeling pretty dumb right now... hopefully just sleep deprivation as it's well past my bedtime lol. But I only just now, from reading your comment realized it meant single as in dating vs single... and I just finished the video and I didn't catch that.

    • @erikaruth8299
      @erikaruth8299 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      That's what I thought it was

    • @ohhowkeni8709
      @ohhowkeni8709 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I thought that’s what it was too

  • @emilystreeter5585
    @emilystreeter5585 4 ปีที่แล้ว +894

    *Damien’s Cat is a paid actor*

  • @jabro8474
    @jabro8474 4 ปีที่แล้ว +831

    “Who needs a girlfriend when you have Nintendo”
    I can’t agree more

  • @potatomatop9326
    @potatomatop9326 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1503

    When i'm trying to be positive and the internet throws this to my face.

    • @ikeilledaguy4349
      @ikeilledaguy4349 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      just stay positive its pretty cool being positive

    • @garygordle5146
      @garygordle5146 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Dang someone liked it at 69:(

    • @everlasting9292
      @everlasting9292 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Yeah I feel personally attacked.

    • @yankeesandy2545
      @yankeesandy2545 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Very Relatable

    • @darthvidar-spiller5343
      @darthvidar-spiller5343 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Says, ''see the reply'', show 5 replies. How long is TH-cam going to be broken, anyway?

  • @gogetagl4577
    @gogetagl4577 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2009

    Damien: im going to haunt your hot mom
    Shane: Ahhh dont do that man

    • @mechadoggy
      @mechadoggy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      For real though, I wish Shayne’s mom would one day appear on Smosh (in an epic crossover with Ian’s mom)

    • @ilinafez6999
      @ilinafez6999 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@mechadoggy yup

    • @deoxysoverlord8710
      @deoxysoverlord8710 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I was just about to comment that. 😂 I love it when you see a funny part in a video and someone acknowledges it.

    • @ssworld5669
      @ssworld5669 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Why you don't have any videos in your channel 😡😡😡😡?????

    • @tyranitar8u
      @tyranitar8u 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      noob

  • @TheLS17
    @TheLS17 4 ปีที่แล้ว +556

    "Hapiness is fleeting. Only purpose of life is make child. "
    -Vlad, american teen boy, 2020

  • @gurdittsingh6638
    @gurdittsingh6638 3 ปีที่แล้ว +274

    one of the best parts about Smosh is the "gay" parts naturally blend in with the other parts.... unlike other videos where they openly proclaim "WE SHOW GAY PERSON..
    LIKE VIDEO! "

    • @acornautumn9927
      @acornautumn9927 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      And they also dont mock gay relationships

  • @alyssahahn7350
    @alyssahahn7350 4 ปีที่แล้ว +582

    i clicked this video thinking:
    “ok so is it every person in the world?”
    “or is it every person that’s single?”

    • @ComfortCrumb
      @ComfortCrumb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same

    • @RemyVonLion
      @RemyVonLion 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      well we're all single at some point soo...yes

    • @porgupine
      @porgupine 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      bro same it was like my brain didn't work for a second

    • @frogfriend3274
      @frogfriend3274 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I didn’t realize it was about single people until halfway through.. I just through it was people in general

    • @blueyyy
      @blueyyy 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yea same

  • @potatodaniels8568
    @potatodaniels8568 4 ปีที่แล้ว +596

    Everyone gangsta Till Keith knows the middle name

    • @kwazygamer_9640
      @kwazygamer_9640 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      🦧 harambe

    • @_2oo7
      @_2oo7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@kwazygamer_9640 *died*

    • @ondadeadlocs3711
      @ondadeadlocs3711 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I think everyone single besides oliva?

    • @samuilangelov7328
      @samuilangelov7328 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ondadeadlocs3711 no I think oliva is single as well but you see Olivia has a boyfriend

    • @user-tj1od4lq9p
      @user-tj1od4lq9p 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      GameForceTV olivia has a bf

  • @pandalandalopalis6515
    @pandalandalopalis6515 4 ปีที่แล้ว +386

    "What's my middle name" I don't even know the middle name of my best friend of 15 years

    • @human1836
      @human1836 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Bruh how

    • @shayd4044
      @shayd4044 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      i know my exes middle name lol

    • @user-mb7ud2kt1u
      @user-mb7ud2kt1u 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oh i know my best friend of 1 years haha

    • @Managuan
      @Managuan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I don't know MY middle name >.>

    • @frimzzy2009
      @frimzzy2009 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I know my best friend of 4 years

  • @johnstriker480
    @johnstriker480 4 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    When you're *SINGLE* , all you see are happy couples.
    When you're *TAKEN* , all you see are happy singles.
    xD

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 4 ปีที่แล้ว +518

    As someone who's been single since they were born, I can confirm all of this is natural when you're single.

    • @blupeps7422
      @blupeps7422 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      same

    • @doomsday3130
      @doomsday3130 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ok

    • @Nacknone4
      @Nacknone4 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      As a member of the single club, I can confirm this

    • @Laura-bg6zl
      @Laura-bg6zl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I'm 9 or 12 years single. I can't rellte to any.

    • @alwaysfair_
      @alwaysfair_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It really is xD

  • @Vabulous1
    @Vabulous1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +344

    Omg, Damien's thirst trap bit was straight up fan service... and I'm here for it.😂

  • @satansatan4312
    @satansatan4312 4 ปีที่แล้ว +232

    Damien's thirst trap would be 100% successful.

    • @fee_lol2811
      @fee_lol2811 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes......................................................................I totally wouldn't watch it......

    • @bettyleeable
      @bettyleeable 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hmmmm yep

  • @WTS3Point
    @WTS3Point 4 ปีที่แล้ว +150

    "This pillow is down. That's a down pillow." - Gold

  • @krisray9
    @krisray9 4 ปีที่แล้ว +358

    Honestly that exchange "friendly flirty" between keith and kimmy was a story in itself. Enjoyed it. Thoroughly

    • @mechadoggy
      @mechadoggy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      You mean the part at 5:11onwards? Why do I have this unshakeable suspicion that such an exchange happened for real between Shayne and Courtney?

    • @removeneo
      @removeneo 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@mechadoggy because you're a little weird?

    • @allisoncastle
      @allisoncastle 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@removeneoWHAATT? Like 90% of fans think at the very least there’s mild chemistry between Shayne and Courtney.
      I genuinely have no idea where you’re coming from with this comment, unless you took their comment extremely literally, thinking Shayne LITERALLY confessed his love to Courtney like “Keith” did here.

    • @removeneo
      @removeneo 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@allisoncastle i took it very literally because im not good with sarcasm and stuff but also its to such an extent that Courtney posted a tiktok with the text "when he" and every. single. comment. was "when shayne does what?", "what did Shayne do now?", "how does shayne feel about this?", etc. and its making me a little uncomfy yk

    • @seducedbysasquatch
      @seducedbysasquatch 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      its okay to think they may have chemistry or could be cute together but yeah, people are taking it way too far. it probably makes them feel really awkward when they get replies like that. i also feel like courtney gets the brunt of sexualization from the fanbase and its so messed up. and even if they did end up dating, it would totally be on the down low because of how creepy people get about them haha. @@removeneo

  • @bay5240
    @bay5240 4 ปีที่แล้ว +192

    This made me realize actually how many people at Smosh are single and idk how they all have great personalities and are really attractive...

    • @rubyharris6119
      @rubyharris6119 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Looks aren't all that matter, they are legitimately great people, but they can't find the right person (like me, I guess..........)

    • @biancazou6279
      @biancazou6279 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Ruby Harris also shayne and Courtney are apparently bad at dating

    • @derektertiaryarkenbergkyan5651
      @derektertiaryarkenbergkyan5651 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Their actors I think their supposed to look good

    • @stonemasksoldier1565
      @stonemasksoldier1565 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Smosh does hire all hot ppl specially kimmy ❤😍❤

    • @bay5240
      @bay5240 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ruby Harris thanks for replying with that... i didn’t realize i only made the point that they are attractive. i didn’t mean it that way. i’m sorry. i fixed the comment.

  • @grantcarlson5096
    @grantcarlson5096 3 ปีที่แล้ว +176

    "Every cutest person ever" and it's just Kimmy

  • @Devvijing
    @Devvijing 4 ปีที่แล้ว +490

    I'm inlove with Kimmy. Thats it. Thats a fact.

  • @cainorozco4581
    @cainorozco4581 4 ปีที่แล้ว +700

    Oh you meant single people... not every single person in the world

  • @MasterInsnity
    @MasterInsnity 4 ปีที่แล้ว +595

    I feel like we haven't seen Keith in a while, happy he's back.

    • @rustic6354
      @rustic6354 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      MasterInsnity I miss Noah we haven’t seen him

    • @epoxxy
      @epoxxy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Moldy T.V. i miss the og smosh with just anthony and ian :/

    • @christy1639
      @christy1639 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      And Noah haven't seen him

    • @colefoley4911
      @colefoley4911 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ikr

    • @bruhman9228
      @bruhman9228 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Maybe Noah has no webcam.

  • @diaaesc
    @diaaesc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    “Every single person ever” I couldn’t feel more included

  • @alienwithapencil
    @alienwithapencil 3 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    “I’m just single because I’m picky! *and a sex offender”*

  • @NewbyTon
    @NewbyTon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +563

    I wonder what aliens would think if we told them that humans are actually like this

    • @cheeto6106
      @cheeto6106 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      😂😂😂👏 I have no idea...

    • @Cinnigen
      @Cinnigen 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      True

    • @shadowprince8653
      @shadowprince8653 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Newby Ton I don’t think we should invade that weird planet

    • @iamadwarfmane8158
      @iamadwarfmane8158 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hi

    • @terenceyu9594
      @terenceyu9594 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      They would death star us

  • @axelrodriguez203
    @axelrodriguez203 4 ปีที่แล้ว +490

    "Who needs a girlfriend when you have Nintendo"
    My younger self would have agreed with that statement 😂
    4:58

    • @TheBeerPops
      @TheBeerPops 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      My now self agrees with that statement 😂

    • @TheBeerPops
      @TheBeerPops 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@mati5185 Why?

    • @taylorg7079
      @taylorg7079 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      My 27 year old self agrees

    • @thinkricegns
      @thinkricegns 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      lmao i would agree but i dont have a nintendo

    • @browserii2048
      @browserii2048 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@scaryrumpus my today self thinks your 13 year old opinion is trash

  • @mynamejosh5536
    @mynamejosh5536 4 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    "I'm single because I'm picky, and a Sex Offender!" 😂😂😂Holy Smosh

    • @ruby-su1zm
      @ruby-su1zm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      me likes then reads then dislikes bc i tjought you were creepy, until it was in the video so now im back at your comment liking it and dont know the point of this comment but ye

    • @mynamejosh5536
      @mynamejosh5536 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ruby-su1zm YEE

    • @Lienkie_Pienks
      @Lienkie_Pienks 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Mateus It was a joke by making an extreme statement at the end. Another example would be like "this tea is boiling hot and poisonous" - it takes the audience for a loop with an extreme that equals in humor.

  • @a4dcs759
    @a4dcs759 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    "Every Single Person Ever"
    Never thought I would be so important that Smosh would parody me

  • @audreybyrd9292
    @audreybyrd9292 4 ปีที่แล้ว +325

    I’m literally the Keith when Damien breaks up with his girlfriend. Honestly, I related to hard.

  • @beanday4658
    @beanday4658 4 ปีที่แล้ว +401

    “I’m just single because I’m picky. And a sex offender!”
    They had us in the first half, not gonna lie

  • @JackBlack-qn7us
    @JackBlack-qn7us 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    "I'm saving myself for the apocalypse."
    That only implies messed up shit.

  • @StormBoy95
    @StormBoy95 4 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    Apparently, Ian's farts don't smell in quarantine.😂😂😂😂

  • @shihtzugirl87
    @shihtzugirl87 4 ปีที่แล้ว +196

    “Who needs a boyfriend when you have Nintendo” -LITERALLY ME

    • @lanticocean
      @lanticocean 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Does a PS4 count too?

    • @AenemicTOOL
      @AenemicTOOL 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      A PS4 COUNTS MORE

    • @Nessy2finee
      @Nessy2finee 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ali Deborah yesss! lol

    • @mkmaster2256
      @mkmaster2256 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Why did you do this when shane and cortney are both single

  • @STALKER777LK
    @STALKER777LK 4 ปีที่แล้ว +216

    "and im gonna drink alone"
    Oh. I was not ready for this personal attack
    Well at least I'm calling friends who are also drinking
    Not... On zoom.

  • @juicetingaming6048
    @juicetingaming6048 4 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    Guy: uh, hey. Do you want go out?
    Girl: *ok. What’s my middle name?*

  • @roscspctals
    @roscspctals 4 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    “I haven’t done this since i was twelve”
    Me: i act like i cannot see it

  • @Parker-time
    @Parker-time 4 ปีที่แล้ว +614

    You are forgetting one major group of singles, the idiots who can't recognize flirtation.
    Hi, My name's Parker, it took me taking a interpersonal relationship course in college (2nd year) before I realized that my long term high school crush was flirting with me my entire senor year. You want to know the kicker, she gave me here number at graduation and said "We should hang out this summer, call me".
    Edit: To all the people below suggesting I'm on the spectrum, I'm not. [Got tested in elementary school for ADHD, turns out I was just a kid who couldn't sit still. Still can't as a 23 year old.] Its just that my emotional intelligence is rather lacking. Thats a skill you develop as you grow as a human.

    • @fancypants9558
      @fancypants9558 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yeah same

    • @Spooks-dc1jl
      @Spooks-dc1jl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Just ask her friends friends if your unsure

    • @beefstroganoff4459
      @beefstroganoff4459 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Why are you telling us this?

    • @slimjim7873
      @slimjim7873 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      David Alvarez I was just telling Justin he might have Aspergers, I know it when someone describes it to me because I have it myself.

    • @kit5465
      @kit5465 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Damn dude. That's rough. But at least you know the signs now!

  • @ParadoxFreak
    @ParadoxFreak 4 ปีที่แล้ว +178

    I've never felt more personally attacked by Smosh before..

    • @reena7569
      @reena7569 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      yeah...

    • @ArvensisAndromeda
      @ArvensisAndromeda 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hahahahaha

    • @greenman784
      @greenman784 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      *Is that a personal attack or something?*

    • @-saladstalker-9036
      @-saladstalker-9036 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      “Never before have I been so offended by something I 100% agree with”

  • @AnthonyFloyd69
    @AnthonyFloyd69 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Damian's cats know how to take a cue. He's clearly actually training them to act like in that "Every Quarantine Ever" video. lmao

  • @soonamisapphire2425
    @soonamisapphire2425 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    2:23 I don't know why but Damian looks so natural in this scene like he really is the Big brother that's telling his siblings not to touch the stove he's just done with them it's hilarious 😂😆

  • @Aircrusher
    @Aircrusher 4 ปีที่แล้ว +301

    Me: ...
    Smosh: every single person ever
    Me: thats me! :D

    • @PfoteL
      @PfoteL 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Crusader ок

    • @mtkhan786
      @mtkhan786 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I don’t think you had to write Me: in front of That’s me...

    • @neku2741
      @neku2741 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Cringe

    • @phitowns
      @phitowns 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Just see the first one and I feel attacked

    • @emilyworrilow4837
      @emilyworrilow4837 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same

  • @TgIiDgUiS
    @TgIiDgUiS 4 ปีที่แล้ว +295

    As a professional single person, I can certify that this video is 100% true...... 😅🙃😬

    • @drewc3402
      @drewc3402 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Leah Lil10 Guess I’m a professional then lol

    • @andrewmartinez9771
      @andrewmartinez9771 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Drew c u get paid to not get laid

    • @drewc3402
      @drewc3402 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Andrew Martinez Kinda? Idk I’m catholic so like I don’t get laid anyway but I don’t get paid lol

    • @simon.pck1
      @simon.pck1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I'm a professional single person also but it's 50% true for me

  • @doodles_bi_tea
    @doodles_bi_tea 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Damien trying to get everyone to stay on the Zoom call is me begging for my friends to FaceTime me when I feel lonely

  • @Jaketendo
    @Jaketendo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    “Who needs a girlfriend when you have Nintendo?”
    YES

  • @JessicasASMR
    @JessicasASMR 4 ปีที่แล้ว +171

    “I’m just single because I’m picky.... and a sex offender!”
    Oml I haven’t laughed at a smosh video like that in a long time

    • @cath1238
      @cath1238 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Hello Taco Bell? I’m a registered sex offender.

    • @Bedwarsns
      @Bedwarsns 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      haven't laguhed like that after Anthony left ... T_T I wish he could come back

  • @baguettesarenice
    @baguettesarenice 4 ปีที่แล้ว +144

    Okay but Damien caught me with that thirst trap😳

    • @hgdellinger
      @hgdellinger 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Amen 🙏

    • @AM-ox5ox
      @AM-ox5ox 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Same, honestly thought he was gonna unbutton his shirt or something 😳😳❤❤❤

    • @rubyharris6119
      @rubyharris6119 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Epitome of thirst trap...

    • @rae6878
      @rae6878 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I actually yelled “IT WORKED” and scared my cat because I threw my phone...

    • @CurtinsRise
      @CurtinsRise 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Damien is a spicy boi

  • @patrickreilly7206
    @patrickreilly7206 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    "Aw dont do that man"
    Shayne 2022

  • @jguitarman2380
    @jguitarman2380 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    i thought this was every single person ever, like every person ever.

  • @digbyniska5044
    @digbyniska5044 4 ปีที่แล้ว +198

    That’s the first time I ever heard someone say
    “ cuz my butt is P E R F

    • @SecondEvilEx
      @SecondEvilEx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Ian's booty is perfect

    • @digbyniska5044
      @digbyniska5044 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Zelda Haas in fact it is P E R F

  • @TheQuestionmarkstudi
    @TheQuestionmarkstudi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +215

    “I don’t know what sex is.” True, but do know a lot about foreplay tho..

    • @martinphillips1411
      @martinphillips1411 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mark Riley sex is go u mask kids

    • @martinphillips1411
      @martinphillips1411 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oh no I relized they said it in the video sry lol

    • @mikecodm8430
      @mikecodm8430 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      turn 18 and u will understand it m8

    • @Vivian_Wong
      @Vivian_Wong 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Opposite for me 😔

  • @shelbylaine5674
    @shelbylaine5674 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    Damien is so cute in this omg 😱

  • @Suaru22
    @Suaru22 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    “That’s a down pillow. That pillow is down.” I died

  • @hamishandrews3620
    @hamishandrews3620 4 ปีที่แล้ว +174

    I’m here earlier than usual, have a good quarantine

  • @u3rae368
    @u3rae368 4 ปีที่แล้ว +126

    I was preparing to jam out to the "Merch in the Store" song. Awwww

  • @Subject783
    @Subject783 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Now listen here fellas y'all are so very fricking right.

  • @laxku
    @laxku 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I'm so happy that I stuck around until the very end. Ian telling me "Love you, bye!" was all I ever really needed in life it turns out.

  • @abbytheseal7964
    @abbytheseal7964 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2370

    Who else thought it was just every single person like in the world ever
    (o shiz never thought I'd get so many likes, also yus I've watched smosh for yrs just thought this was funny lol)

    • @sikdarshams
      @sikdarshams 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Me sis

    • @victoriae8021
      @victoriae8021 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      Is this your first time watching smosh

    • @SirDot
      @SirDot 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Me

    • @laurenn.amberr
      @laurenn.amberr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      lol I was looking for this comment 💀

    • @bakugokatsuki48
      @bakugokatsuki48 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Mee

  • @Staalmusic
    @Staalmusic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    Me:
    Smosh: Every single person ever
    Me: Feeling personally attacked..
    But this is gold! LMAO

  • @Enivri
    @Enivri 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    You missed out the most important part of being single, getting a notification and thinking it’s a girl wanting to talk to you but instead it’s just an automated message or low battery notification.

  • @Danongorf
    @Danongorf ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I first read this as every single person ever. After watching 11 times, I finally understand that really it's read as every single person ever.

  • @rmdcade1717
    @rmdcade1717 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    "This is a down pillow. This pillow is _down._ "
    This is why I'm so glad she's in sketches now.

  • @partycat7671
    @partycat7671 4 ปีที่แล้ว +179

    I bet that was not the first time Damian said “i can smell your burning flesh”

  • @tyranitar8u
    @tyranitar8u 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    “Who’s needs a girlfriend when you have Nintendo?”
    So correct it’s scary.
    Edit: Just realized someone already commented this D:

  • @muhammadirshaad7632
    @muhammadirshaad7632 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Damien's crying aligns with the beats of my empty heart

  • @lienlemusicstar
    @lienlemusicstar 4 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    8:18 ok I know Damien wasn't trying to look hot, but he looks *HOT*

    • @88mph85
      @88mph85 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      such a thirst trap 😎

    • @gofinn_
      @gofinn_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Always does ;w;

  • @lichtheimer
    @lichtheimer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    "Still a hard no from me"
    The normal received response on dating apps for most of us single people.

  • @noblehouse.wack1981
    @noblehouse.wack1981 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I love the parts where Damian is just going on about how he *WILL* get with Shane's family and Shane is just there like: 😀 nah

  • @solomongater4462
    @solomongater4462 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    YAYYY YOURE FINALLY BACK TO YOUR OLD SKIT FASHION KEEP DOING THIS PLZZZZ

  • @shadowmaster5322
    @shadowmaster5322 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    “ If you can’t flirt with yo friends why do you have them in the first place”

  • @westernhorserider3827
    @westernhorserider3827 4 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    I couldn’t figure out if you were talking about people not in a relationship or just every person ever

    • @finn1400
      @finn1400 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      1900 subs before Tomorrow shut up u have more than half the people here

  • @meredith989
    @meredith989 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    “This is the down pillow, this pillow is down!!” I love that line so much 😂

  • @J45Burst
    @J45Burst 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    OMG, Jackie was my RA. I haven't watched Smosh in a while, but your bits were hilarious. Great work! Especially the pillow and Russian ones

  • @daylord3860
    @daylord3860 4 ปีที่แล้ว +263

    This is probably the only video Anthony shouldn’t be in.

    • @zackrosen4132
      @zackrosen4132 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      69 likes

    • @daylord3860
      @daylord3860 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Zach PlayzHD 70likes

    • @mechadoggy
      @mechadoggy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I mean, they’re just acting. Kimmy is in this video, and she’s got a boyfriend (unless something happened to her such that she’s now freely available for Damien)

  • @Eamont_
    @Eamont_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    The most relatable every blank ever

    • @darthvidar-spiller5343
      @darthvidar-spiller5343 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I know, so accurate for so many of us, especially in these times.

  • @svetoslavkrastev228
    @svetoslavkrastev228 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    8:35 - That is a GORGOUS cat. I'm envious of you, Damien.

  • @LucasCAPS
    @LucasCAPS 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    1:50 Eff off, Keith, the lady has a banana already.

  • @evo_burd
    @evo_burd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    I thought this video was every single person ever, like anyone thats ever existed.

    • @SirDot
      @SirDot 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Me too

    • @ghalimabchour1097
      @ghalimabchour1097 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      yes

    • @BigBaldBump
      @BigBaldBump 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I thought it was the end of every blank ever, just a collection of every single one of the every blank ever episodes put together, every single person, EVER

    • @bryce4754
      @bryce4754 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same

  • @moe4786
    @moe4786 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    Is anyone wondering where courtney is?

    • @addisondavis7616
      @addisondavis7616 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Wait yeah I just realized that

    • @lizziebethh
      @lizziebethh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeah lol. Maybe she's not single...😍

  • @jackpatterson7110
    @jackpatterson7110 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    A great birthday gift. Thank you Smosh, you guys are so great!😁👍

  • @Jeffbuckleygrace
    @Jeffbuckleygrace 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Lowkey feel these smosh quarantine videos are better than some of the regular recent stuff.

  • @EmptyBonesJohnny
    @EmptyBonesJohnny 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    “Can i ask your sister out”
    “hell no brother”
    Hol up

    • @funnt9055
      @funnt9055 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Brother as in friends he means

    • @funtimefilmsofficial
      @funtimefilmsofficial 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@funnt9055 r/whooooosh

    • @strafe6735
      @strafe6735 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Royal Gamer
      R/woooosh

  • @daisymae6
    @daisymae6 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    You guys should each live like your Sims for 24 hours while you’re on quarantine

  • @TaintedSins
    @TaintedSins 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I still cant they still upload ive been watching this youtube channel for so long

  • @monniewashere
    @monniewashere 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    damien’s cat’s comedic timing is impeccable

  • @MattRosvideos
    @MattRosvideos 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    It's never a good thing finding my self in one of these videos...

    • @kit5465
      @kit5465 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      But which one are you is the question......
      It's okay, I'm in this video too lul

  • @Farhan-mn1fr
    @Farhan-mn1fr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +167

    After the pandemic, people will realise that this video was recorded in the coronavirus pandemic right? Lol idk

    • @lh9591
      @lh9591 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      In the future it will be super obvious what TH-cam videos are from 2020

    • @dasiypotterhead3217
      @dasiypotterhead3217 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I’ve been thinking the same thing

    • @devawarewolf
      @devawarewolf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@lh9591 yeah true

  • @alexanderpi9393
    @alexanderpi9393 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    U guys are so sarcastic fake but so natural, i dont know how to explain. I like y'all

  • @temorob
    @temorob 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    LOVE the new cast member! She's amazing!

  • @CheeseSpaghetti42
    @CheeseSpaghetti42 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    Smosh: uploads
    Also smosh: making everyone’s quarantine a billion times better

    • @AenemicTOOL
      @AenemicTOOL 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wow such an original comment how do you do it

    • @yaboiwillio1047
      @yaboiwillio1047 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Chuck Greene I know

  • @s-khan
    @s-khan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Ok see you all in 5 years when it's recommended again.

  • @EvilRiceGuy
    @EvilRiceGuy 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    “Who needs a girlfriend when you have Nintendo?”
    Based as shit

  • @syrum2699
    @syrum2699 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    2 years later and i still feel personlly attacked

  • @jonathanreid2237
    @jonathanreid2237 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    I feel like Ian talking about revenge bod is what he was thinking when Anthony left Smosh

  • @malihajt858
    @malihajt858 4 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    you guys should do "every fans ever"
    there's one that is really crazy
    really wholesome
    just normal
    been there since day 1 fan
    fanarts fan
    That fan that always screAM
    merch completed fan
    shippers
    that's all the idea i have for now :D
    ♡♡♡

    • @GoodieM8
      @GoodieM8 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      this comment reads like someone who is insane

    • @mechadoggy
      @mechadoggy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol, they can even categorize us Smosh fans as the Old Smosh fans, Golden Age Smosh fans, DEFY Smosh fans, post-Anthony Smosh fans, Mythical Smosh fans, etc.

    • @DQCt0R
      @DQCt0R 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Old Smosh gangggggg

  • @patrickmcgovern966
    @patrickmcgovern966 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I've been so called out by that first bit. Good work Damian

  • @maddie1306
    @maddie1306 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    This whole video is a mood tbh
    The first clip is to relatable 🥳😣😖😫😭

  • @xxmajesticwolfxx6459
    @xxmajesticwolfxx6459 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Smosh: Make every single person ever
    Me: Something relatable I can watch.

  • @eriyal
    @eriyal 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Wait- it took me 4 minutes to realize it’s SINGLE as in not in a relationship and I thought single as in singular😔

  • @dubleCC
    @dubleCC 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Please make Every Shayne, Damien, Keith, Noah, Courtney, Olivia, and Ian Ever.

  • @LeafMeAlone616
    @LeafMeAlone616 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    This must have taken a long time to film with every single person ever in it!