Opie & Anthony 08-18-2006 - Club Soda Kenny's OCD Instructions

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  • As a substitute teacher, I can verify that the lesson plans that get left for me are NEVER this detailed.
    RIP Patrice.

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  • @gspendlove
    @gspendlove 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    "Make sure there are exactly fifty-five blueberries in the bag. The yogurt must be exactly thirty-eight degrees Fahrenheit. GH's coffee must be brewed at one-hundred ninety degrees Fahrenheit, and cooled for exactly five minutes thirty seconds until it reaches the appropriate temperature for consumption (don't be afraid to carry a digital thermometer for the accurate measurement of temperature). If there is a speck of foreign matter on GH's spoon or bowl, you must wash both with Dawn dish soap (no other) and water measuring exactly one hundred fifty-five point seven degrees Fahrenheit. Scrub both spoon and bowl for exactly three minutes and eighteen seconds. If these instructions are not followed to the letter, your life will be forfeit."

    • @abraxas9340
      @abraxas9340 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Underrated comment

  • @dorpth
    @dorpth 9 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    Ha ha, Patrice never failed to make fun of Opie's stupid blueberries.

    • @Toestubber
      @Toestubber 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      +dorpth ...and wotmeal.

    • @dorpth
      @dorpth 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      warshmeal?

    • @Cosmo87-
      @Cosmo87- 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol has he talked about the blueberries on other days?

    • @scubasteve7439
      @scubasteve7439 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Cosmo87- i know someone thats talked about his grapes...

    • @jtbedazzle
      @jtbedazzle 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Patrice probably never heard of berries before.

  • @hollywoodliberal1
    @hollywoodliberal1 7 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    "You dont want me to do that for you G.H., ok..." *gunshot*

    • @tonytomei1175
      @tonytomei1175 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @gspendlove
      @gspendlove 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I can't tell you how hard I laughed at that.

  • @AleKar1991
    @AleKar1991 7 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    I love how midway through the segment Opie realises that it's not going the way he expected xD

    • @oneskinnyhonky
      @oneskinnyhonky 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      He thought he was going to be "make fun of Kenny", instead it became "make fun of Greggie for not being able to take care of himself like every other adult on the show".

    • @adriennem3168
      @adriennem3168 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yep.

    • @jaychipperson
      @jaychipperson 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Exposing how mentally retarded opie is in reality, sad he somehow convinced a woman to allow him to reproduce

    • @codygreene9067
      @codygreene9067 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Fucking weirdo rollerskates home from work. What a creep.

  • @DrFrankenschtein
    @DrFrankenschtein 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    This whole segment just made me love Kenny even more. Lol He just genuinely cares for these guys, it's awesome.

    • @adriennem3168
      @adriennem3168 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He's a man who does his job extremely well. Anthony didn't need to be babied like Opie.

    • @blender124
      @blender124 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Well do I have a story for you. I’m sure you heard the story where the spring or summer of 2023 Kenny threw Anthony out of a comedy club at the direction of Bill Burr.

    • @DrFrankenschtein
      @DrFrankenschtein 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Yep spoke too soon. Bummer @@blender124

    • @bigmoose99
      @bigmoose99 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@blender124 Does Kenny work at the club? What authority did he have to throw Ant out? Im sure he probably deserved it but it seems illegal

    • @blender124
      @blender124 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@bigmoose99 Kenny doesn’t work for the club. He is Bill Burr’s private security now. I guess since Bill plans the event he can have Ant thrown out. Patrice was definitely close with Ant and would want him there despite the BS between Bill and Ant.

  • @SethMcFartlane
    @SethMcFartlane 7 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    11:30 "I know I look stupid here"
    The bozo really thought this was going to be a great bit smashing Kenny.

    • @adriennem3168
      @adriennem3168 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Exactly. Meanwhile it's just another example of Opie being an elitist hypocrite.

  • @Tsadi9Mem9Khet9
    @Tsadi9Mem9Khet9 8 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    The fact that the list went from A to O may have also been an OCD thing having to do with the names Opie and Anthony.

    • @lenhudson8194
      @lenhudson8194 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Or, it could be ass omelette.

  • @Derek_Keenan
    @Derek_Keenan 7 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    No Opie, most humans don't have OCD.

    • @georgekazanjian9855
      @georgekazanjian9855 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Opie doesn't even know what OCD is

    • @E101ification
      @E101ification 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I hate you, because you're making me defend Opie... He's sort of right. The thing causes obsessive compulsions exists in everyone to varying degrees. When it exists over a certain threshold in someone we call it OCD.
      Ant is also right, though: those superstition rituals aren't really OCD. People with OCD will also have a lot of 'superstition' rituals and the OCD will make them worse, but they're not actually OCD.

    • @lt.finglefubledingler1972
      @lt.finglefubledingler1972 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      E101ification how does that make him sort of right? By your own words it seems he’s completely wrong

    • @tonytomei1175
      @tonytomei1175 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@lt.finglefubledingler1972 😂😂👍👍

  • @awkwardoddysee4438
    @awkwardoddysee4438 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I like how they're "laughing" at how crazy Kenny is but its Opie. Opies the incompetent dolt.

    • @blender124
      @blender124 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Baby boy couldn’t handle getting himself ready or even doing anything on his own. That probably why he lived with Ant’s mother in law for almost a year when they moved up there. Opie couldn’t handle searching for an apartment until he was probably forced to. He probably would have forced Kenny to set up his podcast if he had the money or will to do so. Look at Ant. Ant paid Keith the Cop to do a lot of the heavy lifting on his podcast.

  • @anadryantontine
    @anadryantontine 9 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    HEA' YA GO, GEE-AYCH.

  • @mikielee434
    @mikielee434 11 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Sissy kit lmao classic Patrice

  • @dominiciervasi6677
    @dominiciervasi6677 10 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    hard worker and good man, I like club soda kenny

    • @roronewy1909
      @roronewy1909 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Dominic Iervasi he’s a legend

    • @memphisflyer8574
      @memphisflyer8574 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He was easily capable of ripping the average man's head off.

    • @ArkonBlade
      @ArkonBlade 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Kenny is that guy who would take a bullet for you.

    • @ynots38
      @ynots38 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Autistic intelligence and retard strength... sounds like a former cop...

    • @rutgerhauser2377
      @rutgerhauser2377 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@memphisflyer8574 Like lennie from of mice and men.

  • @CaveManCobb
    @CaveManCobb 11 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Kenny is like the ultimate embodiment of kindness. Fuck I love this guy.

    • @adriennem3168
      @adriennem3168 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Or just simply did his job extremely well. Anthony didn't need babying like Opie did.

    • @MelodicMizeryPs3Vids
      @MelodicMizeryPs3Vids 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      not since he threw anthony out when he tried talking to bill burr

  • @MelodicMizeryPs3Vids
    @MelodicMizeryPs3Vids 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    the way kenny backstabbed anthony is unforgiveable

    • @lord_insany
      @lord_insany 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      remember what ethnicity kenny is

    • @MelodicMizeryPs3Vids
      @MelodicMizeryPs3Vids 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@lord_insany african?

    • @lord_insany
      @lord_insany 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@MelodicMizeryPs3Vids yes, menoran

  • @DiggitySlice
    @DiggitySlice 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Kenny is now my favorite.

  • @cracksuperman
    @cracksuperman 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I fucking love Kenny he's such a good dude

  • @lapidus9552
    @lapidus9552 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Opie complaining about his carer is like when kids complain about their parents on My Super Sweet 16.

  • @SwizzleStickMcGee
    @SwizzleStickMcGee 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "Whoatmeal!"
    -Patrice O'Neal

  • @thegrayman69
    @thegrayman69 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Kenny was so concerned he wrote this list , but didn’t take the time to make sure all the food and milk was available for the time he’s gone .

  • @joejoeholmes
    @joejoeholmes 9 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Opie does anything to get the attention off of him. "We need to go to a break." "To bring it to a serious level, my family has a heart thing." BLAH BLAH BLAH!

    • @brandonankrom135
      @brandonankrom135 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I guess these days people just insert "Opie" in every comment on every video of O and A no matter what it is, and then just pick a few negative words and mush it all together. Your whole statement doesn't make any sense.. Why would anyone talk about themselves to get the attention off of themselves... It's kind of self deflating. Either you messed up which means you weren't thinking which means you don't care, or you're just being a good little parrot repeating what some of the other cool kids are saying. Any way you slice that shit pie, it smells bad.

    • @cracksuperman
      @cracksuperman 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Christian 681 Why do you like Opie? What about him makes you like him? He's terrible, unfunny, fake, and a hypocrite. He never deserved any of the fame he got. The only reason he made it to where he did was because of Ant and Jimmy, and all the other comedians that would come in (Kelly, Vos, Patrice)

    • @Derek_Keenan
      @Derek_Keenan 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      It's not parroting, it's just that after listening to O&A long enough, most people realize that Opie is an untalented funny-killing douche.

    • @barahng
      @barahng 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Christian 681 He got 14 attacking Opie, you got 1 thumbs up defending him. By your own standard, Opie stinks.

    • @E101ification
      @E101ification 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@brandonankrom135 His comment makes perfect sense when you add the word 'negative' before the word 'attention', and literally everyone who read the comment except you understood that was what joejoe meant.
      And enough with the Opie defending. The Opie hate is not a bandwagon. It's not a trend. It's not phony. It's simply people with brains and ears observing what a truly awful person Gregg 'Opie' Hughes is and voicing our frustration to each other. The only people defend Opie are fellow narcissists who see themselves in him.

  • @painplayer1614
    @painplayer1614 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Knowing many substitute teachers I can verify that the lesson plans that get left for them are NEVER this detailed. 😂😂 RIP Patrice.

  • @TheDeathmask48
    @TheDeathmask48 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "We have to take a break"
    -Opie anytime hes getting roasted

  • @almondavocado6208
    @almondavocado6208 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    For those wondering this is from #42 "Nigga vs Nazi"
    Your welcome

  • @oneskinnyhonky
    @oneskinnyhonky 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Anthony and that fuckin' bullhorn... now that is a legendary radio team.

  • @awkwardoddysee4438
    @awkwardoddysee4438 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    12:12 I love how Opie tries to explain himself but can't even do that for himself
    12:20 Ant comes in and covers for Opie once again because *greggshells* will pop in if it gets to uncomfortable

    • @adriennem3168
      @adriennem3168 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      13:38 Opie tried to make a racist joke but no one laughed. Manny or Mammy? Then he runs to use fans for jokes on Paltalk.

  • @EricTheAcktor
    @EricTheAcktor 11 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    You're a substitute teacher in a public school?
    That's gotta be rough, man. God speed.

  • @illadelph3849
    @illadelph3849 18 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

    “What’s the danger of leaving the oven on” Patrice. Wasn’t the smartest guy

  • @lt.finglefubledingler1972
    @lt.finglefubledingler1972 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Self obsession is not the same as ocd opie

  • @マシュードーラン
    @マシュードーラン 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Anthony completely neglecting to mention Keith the cop, HIS club soda Kenny

    • @Robby_C
      @Robby_C 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Maxx Doran I feel like Keith and Ant are are far more casual than Opie treating Kenny like his man-slave lol

    • @E101ification
      @E101ification 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Except Keith the Cop's duties don't come close to the level of mothering that Kenny does for Opie.

    • @captainredbeard7933
      @captainredbeard7933 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Maybe not mothering, but Keith sleeps at the compound. He has his own room. That's a bit creepy.

    • @retardedcore
      @retardedcore 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Robby_C Keith literally lived at Ant's house and his wife decorated the whole thing...Keith is the co-owner of Compound media. Ant rode Keith's balls way more than Ope rode Kenny's and still does to this day.

    • @Robby_C
      @Robby_C 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@@retardedcore yeah, i understand that, but they still at least seem like they are genuinely friends who have a business relationship (referring to separate and prior from the compound stuff, but even that never sounded personal...) Kenny was one microchip away from being Opie's personal automaton.

  • @evansgate
    @evansgate 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Opie is 43 in this clip. Just let that sink in

    • @TomSmith-gw6fn
      @TomSmith-gw6fn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What’s your point? He was successful, he hired Kenny as a semi-assistant. That’s what busy people with money do.

    • @JohnDoe-eo4wm
      @JohnDoe-eo4wm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@TomSmith-gw6fn Busy people don’t roller skate home after their 6-hour-long gig

    • @retardedcore
      @retardedcore 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@JohnDoe-eo4wm He lived like 10 blocks from the studio. Have you ever been to NY? Its sometimes faster to bike or walk 10 blocks than wait for a cab or try and drive

    • @JohnDoe-eo4wm
      @JohnDoe-eo4wm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@retardedcore No, no, I’ve lived in NY, so I know that a 10 block walk takes less than 10 minutes. I’m just saying that, in all my years living there, I never saw “busy people with money” rollerblading home, regardless of the distance and busyness of their schedule/life. My point was just that Opie was a weirdo man-child that needed someone to spell out and handle basic aspects of his life for him, despite having the time, resources, and wherewithal to do so himself.

    • @retardedcore
      @retardedcore 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@JohnDoe-eo4wm And that's different from Ant being a spoiled brat with a castle to bang teenagers and drink himself to death at the age of 60-something, how? Ant even has Keith the Cop and his wife to run most of his life for him too. I don't get how Opie is always the one raked over the coal for this shit when Ant was waaaaay more immature than Opie in almost every way that people shit on OP for. Yeah, I get it, Opie wasn't funny and could be a huge cunt, but Ant and Jim could also be two of the biggest cunts on earth and often threw fits way worse than Opie over shit that was much more trivial. Jim had a nervous breakdown over his fucking neurotic autograph obsession and screamed about Derek Jeter for two hours over it...that's way sadder than anything Opie did.

  • @ragejinraver
    @ragejinraver 10 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    O my God O my God I cant breath am on the floor crying from laughing so much HA HA HA HA HA Kenny Rules!!!!!!

  • @zeliminator666
    @zeliminator666 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Now in the future, you realize Kenny didn't care about ANT.

  • @91072craigster
    @91072craigster หลายเดือนก่อน

    Opie talking about how weird that CSK waited on him like a man servant but he never even thought about stopping it.

  • @marcellocapone4925
    @marcellocapone4925 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    That thumbnail alone had me laughing. Also Kenny was funny.

  • @mack4691
    @mack4691 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Kenny was comfortable using that word incorrectly because he faced so many inquiries on the force 😂

  • @harryzimmerman7991
    @harryzimmerman7991 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Fucking hilarious!😂 The Opie and Anthony show really was a on air circus freak show!

  • @groalerable
    @groalerable 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I'm imaging kenny as mike ehrmantraut

    • @PauloHernandezXD
      @PauloHernandezXD 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Difference; Kenny is actually intimidating, & Mike is Great Value Clint Eastwood, lol:3

  • @Ryfinius
    @Ryfinius 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I need a kenny in my life.

  • @heidi369
    @heidi369 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    😂😂😂😂 This is as FUNNY AS SHIT!!!!.😂😂😂😂😂

  • @jamesthomas9987
    @jamesthomas9987 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    did Opie ever have a good day?

  • @jackfahy2283
    @jackfahy2283 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Kenny reminds me of Luca Brasi

  • @thepowerofIandI
    @thepowerofIandI 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    4:18 The dunce predicts his own death

  • @boosh90
    @boosh90 9 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    wwwwuuuuuggghhhtmeal

  • @Andrew-ly6yf
    @Andrew-ly6yf 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Opie sounds like Fez, Kenny should’ve helped that nutcase

  • @hassanpalomo4705
    @hassanpalomo4705 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Why do they call him GH

  • @gripeotheday
    @gripeotheday 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Sissy kit!

  • @MikhailMorales
    @MikhailMorales 9 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Opie's a fruit booter.

    • @MiGG_Aus
      @MiGG_Aus 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +Mikhail Morales Ant is that you?

    • @16surge13
      @16surge13 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Yeah, a fruit booting frat boy,who can barely read and has no sense of humor.

    • @ywhvyhvhxoactaktaykstayfre7009
      @ywhvyhvhxoactaktaykstayfre7009 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Mikhail Morales that's why they called it "Whip it out Wendsday AKA WoW" I had to listen to this sludge on the radio when I was a kid cuz my dad wasn't very bright

    • @tonytomei1175
      @tonytomei1175 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ywhvyhvhxoactaktaykstayfre7009 😂😂

    • @shinybeast8946
      @shinybeast8946 ปีที่แล้ว

      You don't sound very bright either.@@ywhvyhvhxoactaktaykstayfre7009

  • @MelodicMizeryPs3Vids
    @MelodicMizeryPs3Vids 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    11:45 hahahahahhaa ant with the sound board

  • @derekgleeson1353
    @derekgleeson1353 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Took Opie 30 seconds to bring it back to himself.

  • @djstockton1853
    @djstockton1853 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Make sure there’s cereal in the mother effing bag!

  • @jackflash8567
    @jackflash8567 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love when Anthony does Club Soda Kenny... Yeah I know how original I like a voice Anthony does.

  • @MejorContoneo
    @MejorContoneo 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    How did he get the 'Club Soda' nickname?

    • @solidflow86
      @solidflow86 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      *****
      ow!

    • @harryzimmerman7991
      @harryzimmerman7991 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Michael 10 maybe if he was in a bar, that's all he would drink, doesn't seem like a guy who would booze it up, throw his ocd schedule down the shitter!

    • @-Twotonepony-
      @-Twotonepony- 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The Dice Man loves giving out nonsense nicknames.

    • @evansgate
      @evansgate 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      super late, but he got the nickname because when he was in Dice's entourage he would tell the bartender "Club
      Soda, Kenny" and Dice started calling him that. His real name is John something

  • @IshyVideos
    @IshyVideos 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    What a horrifying image

  • @N8SAY
    @N8SAY 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Mike who?

  • @psfanboy79
    @psfanboy79 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Looks like a big goofy bird

  • @Hermunkle
    @Hermunkle 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is just older than my child. I cant think of the number of changes I have had forced upon me to deal with him. Given that I wonder how much of this has changed in the same time frame on thier end. I certainly understand that they have bounced about a bit but this schedule just had to change hours I'm sure.

    • @barahng
      @barahng 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hermunkle Damn bro your kid is like 10 now. Make sure to keep her away from the negroooo

  • @anthonyleepr2738
    @anthonyleepr2738 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Hey i never knew they heard Gorillaz.

  • @MikeSaundersProject
    @MikeSaundersProject 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Who is this mike guy

  • @nastyham5302
    @nastyham5302 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    When Opie intros a bit he fuckin draaaaaaags it out! I get bored, I skip

  • @ticket67
    @ticket67 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    sissy kit :)

  • @anthoniemadsen7673
    @anthoniemadsen7673 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Opie the kid

  • @barahng
    @barahng 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    *TICKETS ARE ON SALE NOW*

  • @ourtinev1899
    @ourtinev1899 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    11:40😂😂😂

  • @keykeeper9631
    @keykeeper9631 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    7:10

  • @fattonyTV_
    @fattonyTV_ ปีที่แล้ว

    "make sure to laugh at GH's attempt at comedy and Anthony's blatant racism" LOL

  • @JahBronee
    @JahBronee 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I hafta say, GH is being a good sport

  • @bigmoose99
    @bigmoose99 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    7:06 sissy kit

  • @frozenpoopy
    @frozenpoopy 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I love how patrice did the Indian pronunciation of oatmeal