This is the most gruesome and G-d-awful abomination I've ever seem in my life. It's wrong on so many fuckin' levels that I can't even comprehend the tens of thousands, if not, hundreds of thousands of calories dripping off this canvas of horrors! I'll take two to go.
Oh my god I had a lady who ordered the exact same thing at my store. Medium traditional crust, no sauce, no cheese, as thin a crust as you can make and still have no holes, cut into 4 slices. Extra spinach on top because she actually wanted it to burn up and get crispy. It was a bitch delivering that shit to her and keeping some of it together. Never tipped ordered twice a week. She also called my boss because I told her it would burn in the oven. But I whole heartedly agree on this gross "pizza". From the extra side tray instead of cooking the pepperoni UNDER the cheese like a person with sense would do, to pouring that disgusting pepperoni grease on top. Just nasty dude. If that was bacon grease id say yeah but pepperoni grease is just salt and salt flavored grease.
There is a single word north americans should really learn: enough. Each of those ingredients is surely very nice and tasty, but that does not mean, that you can put it in any amount you like on things that do not fit it.
he takes one bite for the camera then drops it and washes his hands with a finger bowl his assistant holds for him and then he just leaves. seen him twice now do it
"excuse me, waiter" "Yes sir?" "It appears to be that there are bread found in my pepperonies" "My mistakes sir, we shall replace your meal with the finest one our chef can make"
Absolutely no one: “Yea, so I’m looking for a pizza that will make me shit the consistency of house paint” Tony Boloney’s, for some fn reason: “Say less, fam”
I'll be honest, I'd rather prefer 0% Pepperoni if they're going to do that. I prefer a fluffy pizza with a little more sauce and the same as the cheese.
Waiter: “How was you meal sir.”
Guy: “I found a pizza in my pepperoni.”
fr 😭
No Fr😂😭😭❤️
Lmoooo literally
Underrated
"Terribly sorry, sir." *gets bucket of pepperoni and pours it*
"Chef, we have 5 bags of pepperoni that expires tomorrow "
Chef: say no more...
😂😂
Pretty much 😂
Lol 😂😂 ha got em
Also The Cher : We Are Going Bankrupt We Gotta Save Up Pepperoni's
😂😂😂
"Ok that's good
Ok that's good
OK THATS GOOD
THAT'S ENOUGH FUCKING PEPPERONI"
LMAO I REMEMBER THAT ONE MEME.
Also Im the 100th like! :D
How dare you?!
There is no such thing as too much pepperoni.
@cnordegren there definitely is
Literally said this exact thing watching this
😂
How do you want your pizza sir?
*_Make it my last meal._*
"how do you want your pizza sir?"
the last supper
Bro got the oil from the pepperoni and mixed with Mayonnaise ☠️
THIS IS MORE STUPIDER!!! BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH!
@@agentesmith3 ranch
Bruh, for real. The cholesterol is going to send you in the forever box really quickly
take a bite and then take that next bite beside god 😂
First bite taste like heaven, the next bite takes you there
Wahahaa 😅
Yoooooo😂😂😂😂
Right 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@_andre007did you think this up yourself? It’s hilarious!!
"Sir would you like a Pepperoni Pizza or a Pizza Pepperoni?"
I was JUST about to make this comment 😭
The customer : Yes
“How much pepperoni do you want on your pizza!”
“Depends, how many ya got in stock?”
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Alternative comment: Hey how much pepperoni do you want on your pizza?
yes.
Yes, I'd like some pizza with those pepperonis
I would unironically try this though
@@redacculous 💀
I chuckled 😂
1st bite: tastes like heaven
2nd bite: takes you there
😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂
Hahaha..thats new one.
3 bite made you wonder what send you there
Clogged arteries entered the chat
If you add some drain cleaner, there won't be any clogs
Atherosclerosis
hell no
😂🤣😂🤣
The hospital*
We call that the old “heart failure” slice
no that's a different item on their menu
yes heart failure brings you to heaven
@@zabou3867even the acid reflux is crying
@@zabou3867 anyone who would willingly eat a pizza like this is going straight to hell don’t even
😂😂😂
I got an indirect heartburn watching this
Exactly my thought! 😂
EXACTLY... that sauce really did it
I loo ok at a brain hearing you
Lost
@@YourAUTISTIC you lost your brain decades ago Buddy,dont worry
WE GETTIN A HEART ATTACK WITH THIS ONE🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🌋🗣️🔥🗣️🔥🗣️🔥🗣️🔥🗣️🔥🗣️🔥
Pilonidal cyst
THIS IS GARBAGE!!!!
El Burdigato Supreme already explodes our toilet.
Some people think this is the Ketogenic diet but...
Not Funny
“A healthy amount of pepperoni is served”
Ah I see my diet is working
Still not enough bruh
“This need to be on your devour list”
"Healthy"
Welp, they don't call it a die-t for nothing
Peperoni
Do you want some Pizza with your Pepperoni?
Dammit👍
shut up and take my like
#truce⏸️😒🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
this is a repost too
Lmao was bouta say the same thing 😅
Waiter: "How much pepperoni would you like on your pizza sir?"
Customer: "Enough to kill 2 fully grown elephants please."
😂😂😂
This is the most American way to eat pizza
Starts with enough bread for 4 pizzas and topped with enough crap to cover ten
Customer: "Yes!"
All the pepperoni you have
I can imagine Gordon Ramsay having a stroke if someone did this in front of him.
I'd actually like to see him react to this 😂
so would the person eating it
"would you like a pepperoni with a side of pizza?"
‘‘Can i get a pepperoni with pizza topping’’
I would.
"I'd like more pizza on my pepperoni please"
The oil into the sauce to be poured on the pizza killed it
Fat*
nah bro
For real eww
It was over after the second scoop of pepperonis. 🤮
Gottdam STROKE from all that grease!!
Nah this isn't comfort food anymore. This is for when you hate yourself and want to drown you sorrows in grease
Would be fine if they drained the pepperoni and not add more used fat with the bottle
Discomfort Food
Its kinda fuckin gross. Absolute waste and excess.
The bread is the most unhealthy part of this .
I’m just sitting here going “no, no, no, noooo”
I enjoy pepperoni as much as the next guy, but I wasn’t expecting the next guy to be the grim reaper
"How would you like your pizza, sir?"
*Heart attack amount*
No shit right 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 EXACTLY WHAT I WAS THINKING
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Drinking oil amount
Without hesitaaaation siiiiir 🤓
Wella for me fellas it a biiiiig yes🤓✋
1st bite : ohhh that's Good
2nd bite : ohhh that's God
Edit : thanks for the likes!
😂☠️😂☠️😂☠️
😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂
Best version of this joke yet
@@LizardDoggono, it isn't. Shut up
Guy: How much pepperoni do you use in a single pizza?
Chef: YES!
“And, sir, do you want some pizza with your pepperoni?”
Lol
1st bite: ohhh that's Good
2nd bite : ohhh that's God
"Excuse me Sir.There is some pizza in my pepperoni."
😂😂
WE'RE GETTING A HEART ATTACK WITH THIS ONE 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥
I was gonna comment that
I don't mind extra pepperoni, but that's insane.
WERE GOING TO HEART ATTACK WITH THIS ONE 🔥🔥🔥🔥
I will cause everything I watch this video
I feel sick
Acid reflux just uppercut me 😂😩
Same
Fr bro that abdominal pain to 😂
Prevacid ain't helping that!!!
Those gotta be some godlike 6 minute abs
Facts
Y'all killing yourselves
Look at all the health nuts in the comments 😂😂😂 go back to eating almond milk and gluten free bread weirdo this channels not for that bye.
This should be illegal
Aren’t we all?
That’s heaven right there
@@Chronic41745no that’s a ticket to heaven
Damn. Now I gotta run to the toilet just watching this.
You are going to be waiting a long time. That pizza alone will make you constipated for weeks.
That looks fire. Genuinely where I live we don’t get pizza like that or hot honey pizza it’s just our Indian and Pakistani making pizza 😂
Its poop time like a duck
Lawd have mercayy😂😂
@@SeraphoftheRoundTableI Think You Might Be Dead By Then
I think I’d have a heart ataaaaaaaaaack!!🎶🎶
Bro literally dumped the grease in whatever that ranch lookin stuff was and served it back as a garnish…. Im good on that big dawg 😭💯
Lol for real. We need some heart awareness for this kind of stuff.
@@TheAluvisify 3 bites and right to the er😂
It's fine...🗣️🗣️
The first plate of pepperoni was enough.
😂😂
"Sir your pepperoni is ready, would you like pizza on it?"
"Under it, thank you..."
"Sorry, sir?"
(Stares, with dominance) "Under it."
@@mred777Ah, hell naw, bro really did it💀
*"(Stares, with dominance)"*
Clever
Under it
Rumor has it that if you can house their giant pepperoni pizza in under 30 minutes, they'll give you a t-shirt and a free colonoscopy.
😂
Lol will you need it? That oil will make it all slip out easily 😂
Or pay for your funeral.
@@MircomFan
Unless you’re a fat giant guy, it’s impossible to handle all those harden meats.
☠️
I can feel the heartburn through the screen
My veins would immediately clog if I took a bite of that pizza.
heart attack with a side of cardiac arrest 😭🙏
average pizza in america
you sound weak to me
Oh my god bro made a sauce with the grease 💀💀
Nasty af
America 💀
😂😂😂
🤮
He just mixed it with the ranch.
How to make Italians crazy in 35 seconds
It’s not even about italians , it’s just unnecessary unhealthy, it’s crazy.
Lol Italians have got to be the worst with crying about authenticity in food.
Like it takes any effort to offend an Italian
How to make a normal person crazy and disgusted i'm 35 seconds
@@GorillaGunner94I know Italians really gatekeep their food. It’s annoying
This is the most gruesome and G-d-awful abomination I've ever seem in my life. It's wrong on so many fuckin' levels that I can't even comprehend the tens of thousands, if not, hundreds of thousands of calories dripping off this canvas of horrors!
I'll take two to go.
"Well at least all that grease isnt gonna be pooled on the pizza"
*USES AS SAUCE*
Grease sauce was unnecessary and actually made it disgusting
agreed 💯
Something to balance out the saltiness of the pepperoni would of been better but they just went straight in with the grease sauce.
Its honey
@@45441 they literally poured the grease from the pan they cooked the pepperoni in into the bottle...
But it has mayonnaise so it's ok
The first bite tastes, like heaven, the second one takes you there
Underrated comment 😂
🥱
🤖
overused npc ahh comment think of something original
Overused
This is what comes before heart attack.
“Ooh my stomach bubblin”
*FART*
S/O unc
😂😂😂
Guy smiling is smiling in the end cuz he got a free pizza inside the Pepperoni ☠️
Lmao💀
Nu-uh 💀
Idiocracy
Heart Attack Pizza🤩 I love that kind
"I want a pepperoni pizza but hold the pizza please"
I can't believe you squirted oil on top of that pepperoni. That doofus is gonna ooze oil out his bunghole for the next 48 hours.
Hi Ron! 😂
Hi Ron! 😂
America has gotta go
😂😂😂
😂 America is modern day Babylonia so actually your right
It's already went bruh
As an American, I agree
As an American I agree
Just christ “yeah I’ll take one heart burn square”
When Grandma asks if you want pepperonis on your pizza.
He just poured a pan full of grease on top of the pizza. Disgusting
fax🤢
He made it into pepporoni flavored mayo
Jummy-Jummy
Food for pigs
Cowards. Absolutely shameful.
I worked at a pizza place for two years. This is the dumbest pizza I've ever seen, and I've cooked a no sauce, no cheese, and just vegetables pizza.
The pizza you made is the one that sounds like the dumbest pizza ever made.
At least that pizza is edible. This will require a whole ass bottle of pepto bismol
I haven’t worked at a pizza place for two years. This is the dumbest pizza I’ve ever seen.
Oh my god I had a lady who ordered the exact same thing at my store. Medium traditional crust, no sauce, no cheese, as thin a crust as you can make and still have no holes, cut into 4 slices. Extra spinach on top because she actually wanted it to burn up and get crispy. It was a bitch delivering that shit to her and keeping some of it together. Never tipped ordered twice a week. She also called my boss because I told her it would burn in the oven.
But I whole heartedly agree on this gross "pizza". From the extra side tray instead of cooking the pepperoni UNDER the cheese like a person with sense would do, to pouring that disgusting pepperoni grease on top. Just nasty dude. If that was bacon grease id say yeah but pepperoni grease is just salt and salt flavored grease.
bro worked at the good pizza great pizza ahh shop
That first bite blistered my mouth
At that point just run to the store and buy a packet of pepperoni along with some mozzarella cheese
That's gotta be more than one packet of pepperoni.
@@danielpatterson5189 okay then, 5 packets of pepperoni
@@twistedaxles9126bro that’s like 20😭
The first bite tastes like heaven ,the second one takes you there
such an over used, copy and paste, unfunny npc comment. no way you wrote this thinking it was funny right?
@@chrisb2038It is funny.
@@migzy4704 if youre an npc sure
@chrisb2038 why are you so pressed ?😂
@@chrisb2038get over yourself
My guy, that is literally a taste of Cardiac arrest😢
My heart is hearing boss music rn
"How much grease would you like for your heart attack?"
"Yes, immediate heart attack."
The added oil from the pepperoni to the sauce is where he lost me man 😂 like you ain’t gotta do that bro!
1st bite: Oh that's good👍
2nd bite: Oh that's god 💀
🥇 best comment
Fr
@@Poe-007most overused comment ever, never the best comment
@@jaredroper3618 lol 😂
nah it's 1st:oh that's shit
2nd: oh shit
this is a once in a life time meal most literally
His heart probably started beating like crazy with that first bite
I'm pretty sure bros heart didn't even beat it just stopped💀
Das wird definitiv widerlich schmecken.
@@Bloodsport081nien..is gud ya!
So much aggressiveness
Naw it just quit beating, I'm positive
Bro that’s actually disgusting wtf
No it’s not
@@omaralomar2057it is. what are you 400 lbs or something
@@omaralomar2057yes tf it is
Thank you finally somebody said it
@@jamesonfl7723You do realize people can have their Own opinions and taste buds. Who TF are you to question what someone else eats.
should be called “Heart-Attack Speedrunning Pizza”
"Why tf is there a cheese pizza in my pepperoni?!"
Nothing like good ol' pepperoni grease sauce ⚰️
Nexium, Lisinopril, Omeprazole, Lovastatin entered the entered the chat
😂
I just took my Lisinopril and Statin to go to bed. Now i feel like i need to take some more watching this 😬
"This is what I'm takin about!! . . A little dough and sauce with my PEPPERONI!!"
If I eat that pizza with all pepperonis(even one slice), my blood pressure will do jumping jacks! Holy smokes brother!
"One Instant heart attack please"
"Sure, that will be one pepperoni pizza"
When is the funeral?
One bite you think you're in heaven, The second bite sends you there.
?
💀💀💀
This comment is stolen on every video lol
This is the most disgusting thing I have ever seen
Stolen comment
There is a single word north americans should really learn: enough. Each of those ingredients is surely very nice and tasty, but that does not mean, that you can put it in any amount you like on things that do not fit it.
This guy won't live long
he takes one bite for the camera then drops it and washes his hands with a finger bowl his assistant holds for him and then he just leaves. seen him twice now do it
@@Walczyk wait, what??
@@WalczykNO way! Please more details??
@@krislv9219 Dude is just talking shit.
@@Walczykthis is tea ☕️😨👀
I gained 5 pounds just watching this
Heartburn special 😂!! I cant do pepperoni anymore !! Id be dieing after that 😂!!
dying*
Do you even know how many miles you have to walk to get rid of that fat? I don’t even talk about carbs
-Hey hey sir, there's some pizza in your pepperonis. 🍕
“Would you like some pizza with your pepperoni sir?”
Na I’m good
Stop stealing comments
@@roomshaka 😂
My blood pressure went up by just watching this 😂😂😂
"It's the big one! I'm coming Elizabeth!!"
His motto is clearly he is here for a good time not a long time
WE OUT THE HOSPITAL WITH THIS ONE ❕❕🗣️🗣️🗣️♥️♥️🏥🏥
"excuse me, waiter"
"Yes sir?"
"It appears to be that there are bread found in my pepperonies"
"My mistakes sir, we shall replace your meal with the finest one our chef can make"
the finer meal is just more pepperoni
Caseoh's LIGHT SNACK
Edit: obcd
I would have heartburn for 10 years if I ate this
One bite literally gonna take me to heaven.
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@@cachelammotquabombtainha5m372yah what about bottom💀
Not gonna lie this might be the first time it’s actually true one bite really might kill you
why tho meat is alyways healthy if descluding for stomach, oh wait thats america so if the cheese is plastic wtf is this?
@@heckinglol1188 bro.. its not about the cheese... look how fucking greasy that pepporoni is, ungodly amounts of oil, its literally swimming in it.
Absolutely no one: “Yea, so I’m looking for a pizza that will make me shit the consistency of house paint”
Tony Boloney’s, for some fn reason: “Say less, fam”
😂😂
Your gut sounds weak.
OMG.... your bloody kidding...
That looks great 👍
that will be $109.87 please sir.
Bidenflation price.
Shut up and take my money!!!
My mans heart really saying "If you don't stop, I will"
What was that $80 bucks for pizza
I'll be honest, I'd rather prefer 0% Pepperoni if they're going to do that. I prefer a fluffy pizza with a little more sauce and the same as the cheese.
My heart is just slowly stopping while looking at this
This pizza looks like it’s gonna give an Italian a heart attack just by looking at it.
Savage dude 😂😂
Sweet merciful god! I can hear my heart screaming!
In glee!
Casually mixes pepperoni grease into a ranch bottle*
no waste everything reused, everyone makes money, me, the resteraunt and the cardiologist
Bro he put the pepperoni on a fucking cheese dish after it’s baked. That’s the real war crime here