Fun fact: the name of this SCP is a reference to an intellectual spat between Plato and Diogenes. Plato attempted to define/describe humans as "two-legged creatures without feathers". Diogenes heard this, plucked a live chicken, and proclaimed "BEHOLD, a man"
"It is entirely unknown as to how the first istance of scp-3199 came into existance" OF COURSE the Fundation had to ask itself "who was born first, the egg or the scp-3199?"
This joke is too gold, it deserves a ton more credit, but ig knowing the nuances of the lives of Greek Philosophers and being a fan of SCP enough to watch readings of it is a pretty narrow niche
Ein Mann, das war Diogenes Der tat was ungezogenes Er spielte Philosoph Und fragte wie Klein Doof "Warum ist etwas da, was da vorher noch nicht war? Dafür gibt's bestimmt 'nen Grund!" Vielen Dank für diesen Fund. - Wise Guys, Die Philosoffen
The doctor requesting that amnestic is probably the most compassionate thing I've ever heard from one of the SCP staff, and even then, it was probably a post-interview requirement.
@@samr8828 Cold, fair, and strong. Never cruel. They dont want inside members to defect to chaos. Every person has their breaking point as to how much they can do.
Possibly the best thing I've read: The reluctant dimension hopper gets a hug at his request after visiting a particularly horrifying experience. No, the foundation isn't cruel. They may deny gloves and driving lessons, but hugs aren't out of the question.
imagine playing tag with this thing p1: tags 3199 (dies) 3199: you better run p2: who was that 3199: umm... tag screams in happiness news: we have found a bald man screaming like a banshi
when i wrote that interview before, i had this preconceived notion of how it would sound- the tone, volume, pauses. you absolutely fucking nailed it. it really gave me chills. thank you for the reading! (05/09/2020) yo. i have tweaked scp-3199 a little. to make it more up to my current standard of writing. that means this video is unfortunately outdated, but it still has a special place in my heart. thank you for all the nice comments too. i can't address all of them. but i read all of them.
Hey bud, quick question: I was under the impression that a Keter-class meant it was practically impossible to contain, while this McNugget is hard to eliminate, it seems that it is quite easy to contain as long as you can find them.
I initially misheard 'one armed guard' as 'ONE armed guard'. Hey, considering the sometimes weird containment procedures it could have happened in a SCP containment procedure.
@@executeorder6613 lmfao it would be hilarious if the Foundation still employed injured guards like in cartoons where they look like mummies but still have a gun glued to a stick trusted in his unmoving hand
In ancient Greek philosophy schools, the greatest mind's tried to figure out "what was man?" Plato spoke out, considering the types of animals they had encountered. "Man is a featherless biped". Diogenes later came to his collegium, with a plucked chicken in his hand and refuted, "Behold! I have brought with me a fellow man to class today!"
When asked to define “human”, Plato and his students gave the definition “featherless biped”. When Diogenes of Sinope heard this, he brought a freshly plucked chicken into Plato’s auditorium, held it up, and proclaimed “Behold! Plato’s man!”. In response, Plato calmly edited his initial definition, with it now reading “Featherless bipeds with broad, flat, nails” As this SCP shows us, that may not be the best definition of human.
I'm almost entirely certain that whoever created this creature wanted to create the 'perfect' human. It can be assumed that the notebook found on-site was written by their creator. The cover says "open when we are pure", obviously the notebook was intended to be read by the creatures themselves once they had become intelligent enough to do so. The last page reads: "Didn't you want this?" Most likely talking to humanity as a whole. Almost all humans want to be 'perfect'. If a man was to be defined using Plato's definition, then SCP-3199 very well could be described as being the 'perfect' human. It is a large, featherless biped, it creates nearly indestructible eggs, and can create these eggs infinitely. If this creature were to become sentient (as the notebook intended them to be), they would EASILY kill all humans and replace them as the dominant species. And since the organism contains traces of human DNA, it could be consisted the next stage of human evolution. The perfect human: a large featherless biped that consumes its prey by turning its organs and bones to liquid. It creates eggs infinitely, cannot drown, and reaches maturity in a matter of hours. It's strong, fast, ruthless, and is nearly immune to extinction. Didn't you want this?
How could Plato be so fucking stupid when it comes to defining a human? hairless biped primate or hairless bidped ape is a far more accurate definition than anything he was capable of coming up with.
This is actually what I sleep to lol I have problems sleeping so to distract myself and make me fall asleep (almost as an induced sleep), i put his videos and close my eyes, it has helped me a lot.
@@BBaaaaa dude me too! this playlist has gotten me to sleep so many times lmao it's definitely not a lack of interest, these narrations are phenomenal, but it's just something singular to pay attention to.
@Mikhail Sanchez By far, When day breaks is probably the only tale that scared me to that level. Haven't left my curtains opened before I slept for months now.
Well in the "red sea object" story they did say the paste could mutate people into giant, faceless crawling monsters, so maybe this is what happens when you mix that paste with chicken (and possibly chimpanzee) blood/DNA and then use it
"It is entirely unknown how the first instance of SCP-3199 came into existence" I refuse to believe that isn't a stealthy "Which came first? The Chicken or the Egg?" reference.
_SCP - 3199 - 2 CAN NOT be cooked into a omellete, it is not recommended to eat humanoid chickens for dinner. For Christ's sake Bright! How many times should I tell you?_
The only reason why we don't typically fear chickens is because they are so small compared to us. But as someone who has lived with chickens for 20 years and once encountered an escaped rhea, I can tell you, there is still quite a bit of dinosaur in them.
....I mean, I guess? They’re meant to be an asexually reproducing species. Some invertebrates are able to, or do constantly reproduce by themselves. Because the only genetic material is their own, it’s a very very similar being, but not QUITE a clone as there is some DNA reshuffling. If it helps, this is kinda similar to mitosis and binary fission except the parent produces one child instead of the original cell splitting into two daughter cells. But the chromosomes doing that thing where they swap parts to produce different genes is the same. But I guess that means every asexual organism that lays eggs is a gross ass matryoshka doll.
I love this guy, he’s such a quintessential classic humanoid SCP. Not as popular as the old man or the shy guy but still particularly memorable. Certainly that visual is extremely memetic.
@@tyronetheprettiestanimegir6294 the dude may not be funny to you, but humor isn't just ONE THING that everyone likes or dislikes, it's a bunch of things that some people like or don't like. not everyone likes one thing.
Braeden Mclean People still making fun of that creature that capable of swimming into the bottom of Mariana trench after the guy inside the submarine saw his face.
(6:46) "It is entirely unknown as to how the first instance of SCP-3199 came into existence." An amusing little tidbit from the document author there. So that begs the question, what came first, the humanoid chicken or the egg? XD
4 months later. There was a breach on the SCP facility, all instances of SCP-3199 where stolen by an unknown mercenary group. Curious enough, there was a new chicken sandwich recipe with secret ingredients pending approval for release this coming year on KFC store branches. It could just be a coincidence.
It’s all about the agility and speed of the SCP that determines how likely I’d be willing to deal with it as part of a mobile task force. If SCP 3199 gets out in the open and runs like an ostrich, I’m out..
@@unnamed9928 There is a reason why there is rarely cross-experimentation with multiple SCPs. The results can be ... unpredictable. Often resulting in containment breaches.
"It knew we were there, somehow. Jumped right at Pvt. MacLeod and [DATA EXPUNGED] the fuckin' teeth out of his head." this line gives me chills everytime
I always love hearing this guy say the name of the SCP, then the long pause after he says “object class...” and then when he says it, it just seems so badass. Even though it says the object class, it’s almost like a surprise when I hear it in every video.
I think it's more of a literal interpretation of one of Socrates ideas. He was asked "what is the most basic definition of a human" and he responded with "featherless biped". But as a petty reference, another philosopher approached Socrates with a live plucked chicken
Alex Hahn It was Aristotle, not Socrates, but yeah. Diogenes (who by the way was also an insane wanker that lived inside a barrel and masturbated in public) walked into the assamblety with a plucked chicken yelling "Behold Aristotle's man!"
"the latter theory appears to hold more water" I see what you did there, but don't you think it's a bit gauche to be making puns while talking about apocalyptic chicken chestbursters... On second thought, carry on.
anthonyonan93 682 itself has said that it would kill another creature like itself if they were to ever meet and 682 was stronger, so I doubt it'd change
A lot of older SCPs are just creepy photos that a story is based around, with SCP-173 being the first SCP made, entirely because of how creepy it looks.
SCP-564: "Tommy Wiseau" Object class: Euclid Containment Procedures: SCP-564 Have to be contained in a "Room" with pictures of spoons on the walls and on the table. SCP-564 is a man with black long hair, this scp always says "oh hi" when ever someone starts a conversation with him, he sometimes asks the individual hows their sex life and he always laughs for no reason. When ever he have sex with a women, it takes over 5 hours to take off the clothes, and 4 hours for the sex itself. When ever this SCP gets angry, he throws a water bottle on the ground or attacks the person by says they are a little chicken while poorly immitating a chicken. This SCP also attacks by Throwing footballs on his enemies. This SCP was found in an apartment in San Fransisco.
You know, this one is kind of good example of a problem I see in some SCPs, which is that the threat posed by the object seems kinda artificially increased for no real reason. Like, we have a huge predatory chicken-monster that does something horrible to its victims and barfs up eggs parthogenetically so it can reproduce forever. That's pretty scary, wouldn't want to run into one, but it's not really something the Foundation would have that much trouble dealing with. Just kill or capture all the adults and make sure to destroy the eggs. Oh, but wait: The eggs are supernaturally durable and really, really hard to destroy, because... well, they're just anomalous like that? And the hatchlings can grow into adults _super_ fast and immediately start producing their own eggs because... yeah, anomalous, whatever. It just seems like SCPs are often given unexplained and frankly impossible properties _only_ to make them arbitrarily difficult to contain or get rid of, rather than because it suits the general theme of the SCP or makes it spookier. Sometimes it works, but I think a lot of the time it just feels like an afterthought the writer threw in just to give the Foundation a harder time.
Fervidor I recommend you read arguably the most popular scp, of course I’m talking about 682. Scp has so many non catastrophic, semi-believable scps but there’s got to be a few “over powered” ones. Also this scp is nothing compared to an scp like able
Fervidor Well, they’re anomalous, what do you expect? Nothing in the foundation is considered “believable.” Personally I loved this entry, the idea of the creature has a disturbing feel to it. Yeah, the foundation would have no trouble containing it, but if a breach occurred and they reproduced to the thousands? Yep..
@@mrmonsterhunter808 God, I hate Able. It reeks of anime self insert. Oh, he's super powerful, and uh, he's super fast and he can make a super cool sword out of DARKNESS and he likes fighting, and you can only earn his respect by being super badass like him, but not as much as him, casue he's the badassest!
@@eeyuup your forgeting the two men more badass then able. The myths,the bois,the legends DR. CLEFF AND BRIGHT Because bright beat able at tic-tak-toe, and Dr.Cleff because he is Dr (Fuckmothering) Cleff
@depressed holy shit dude just because people share a common experience doesn't mean every one is stolen. They probably didn't read all the comments and made a joke
Was the reason KFC ran out of chicken because the chicken provider they switched to was using Scp-3199 as chicken which was killing all the employees so no chicken could be shipped out?
So flame throwers are out of the question. Lasers and plasma weapons don't do much, how about cutting it's head off? The egg still survives, then liquid nitrogen is it.
@@thedarkholegammertdhg9255 it will keep reproducing since there is a lot of space there this SCP is the kind of one i dont want to be real no mater what
If they chuck it into a pool of molten steel (or something similar) it would continuously hatch, not reproduce (exept for the egg already in it) because the liquid steel represents full space, and die. Safely contained.
Fun fact: the name of this SCP is a reference to an intellectual spat between Plato and Diogenes. Plato attempted to define/describe humans as "two-legged creatures without feathers". Diogenes heard this, plucked a live chicken, and proclaimed "BEHOLD, a man"
That is absolutely amazing
anthonyonan93 Diogenes also shit and piss in the streets and died alone in the forest.
Khalil Mason he is my hero
@@khalilmason he was the ultimate chad
@@khalilmason as did everyone back then, dumbie
"It is entirely unknown as to how the first istance of scp-3199 came into existance"
OF COURSE the Fundation had to ask itself "who was born first, the egg or the scp-3199?"
God idiot Science did what about us stupid.
Fundation
@Burger Tree
The age old question. . . given such a simple answer. . .
Answer: [REDACTED]
@Avatar Aang How do you know God didn't made the chicken first and that chicken made the egg?
Wait a minute. A hairless, vaguely humanoid with chicken-like body structure? "Behold, a man!"
Ohhhhh... he might be me.
I’m not sure if you’re Plato or Diogenes
Plato gang.
Chad
The virgin Plato, The chad homeless Diogenes who told Alexander the Great to get out of his way
When you are eating fistfuls of cheese at 3 am and someone turns the light on
Thomas Warren yeet
U stoled dat
*Reeee-ing intensifies*
Same
Exactly
Some greek: "Hey Diogenes! Plato is saying that humans are featherless bipeds!!
Diogenes: "Oh is he?!" *creates Scp-3199*
Alexis Bosques Behold Plato’s man!
Diogenes: *Proceeds to piss on SCP-3199*
This joke is too gold, it deserves a ton more credit, but ig knowing the nuances of the lives of Greek Philosophers and being a fan of SCP enough to watch readings of it is a pretty narrow niche
Ein Mann, das war Diogenes
Der tat was ungezogenes
Er spielte Philosoph
Und fragte wie Klein Doof
"Warum ist etwas da, was da vorher noch nicht war?
Dafür gibt's bestimmt 'nen Grund!"
Vielen Dank für diesen Fund.
- Wise Guys, Die Philosoffen
BEHOLD, A MAN
"Kill that monster if for no one else, for me"
Immediately after comes an ad for wendy's spicy nuggets returning.
Every time adds come up now I pause the add. Turn off volume and hit play. Trust me, it makes all the difference.m and peace of mind
The foundation X Wendys = spicy chicky nuggs
Is Wendy's an SCP then or a front for the Foundation's eliminating them?
It’s been a while sence a comment made me stop and choke on my sprite.
"Sir, this is a Wendy's ad..."
KFC growth hormones are getting out of control.
KFC Wants to know your location.
i shit myself seeing this
Nameless anomaly. Thats hilariously funny man
lmfaoooooooooo
I spat out my Vodka when i read it!.
"Dr Bright is not allowed to make omelletes with SCP 3199's egg samples."
Lelouch Vi Britannia at this point the list of things that bright can’t do is so long I don’t think any human can remember it all
@carlos green so what? Yours is a dead meme.
Lelouch Vi Britannia I WANT AN OMELET -screeching-
@@sexhaver32_31 rekt
@@sexhaver32_31 oh damn
The doctor requesting that amnestic is probably the most compassionate thing I've ever heard from one of the SCP staff, and even then, it was probably a post-interview requirement.
D classes getting Foundation Stars is better, and they don’t need to be amnestied. Remember, the foundation is cold, but not purposely cruel.
@@samr8828 Cold, fair, and strong. Never cruel. They dont want inside members to defect to chaos. Every person has their breaking point as to how much they can do.
Sam R when did that happen?
@@samr8828 Just doin what they have to do to hold back something worse, really.
Possibly the best thing I've read:
The reluctant dimension hopper gets a hug at his request after visiting a particularly horrifying experience.
No, the foundation isn't cruel. They may deny gloves and driving lessons, but hugs aren't out of the question.
This chicken is so RAW it's breaching containment!
Darkwraith Raziel -Chef Gordon Ramsay, probably
@@loganc6501, he's part of O5 command. Didn't you know that?
Commander Ramsay, Mobile Task Force Nr.505 "Hell's Kitchen"
Finger licking- HOLY SHIT GET AWAY
lol
What came first, the chicken or the egg?
SCP-3199: Yes
Elder One It was more a joke than a question, but ya know, points for accuracy I guess.
Elder One It's alright fam, no harm done.
UNCONTAINED ELDRITCH ENTITY DETECTED, ELDER ONE IDENTIFIED. MTF ____________ DISPACHED
Looks more like undercooked thanksgiving dinner than a chicken to me
Though in reality, it was the egg. The chicken hatched from the egg of the almost but not quite a chicken.
My TH-cam glitched and the thumbnail was Gordon Ramsay breaking the flexible knife
God bless
This is the real reason why it is a Keter Class.
If it can break a flexible knife then how can we possibly contain it ?
SCP-3199-2 GORDON RAMSAY
from "The F Word" UwU
ITS [ REDACTED ] RAW
Hehe. I have a joke for you guys:
Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?
A. [DATA EXPUNGED]
BEGONE *FURRY*
Burn the furry
1800’s - Burn the witch!
1900’s - burn...everything’s on fire..
2000’s - burn the furry,that freak of nature!
@@explosivebean8328 ...2019-burn ppl who have relatives, shits contagious.
ew go away you furry smut
“You may spank it... once.”
C.G. This is the perfect caption.
Excuse me but you made my day. Thank you !
ok raven
imagine playing tag with this thing
p1: tags 3199 (dies)
3199: you better run
p2: who was that
3199: umm... tag screams in happiness
news: we have found a bald man screaming like a banshi
What does this mean? When? Aaaa?
Very serious interview: “Kill that thing for me.”
TH-cam: “COME ON DOWN TO IHOP!!!! YEEEEEEHAAAW!!!!”
Imagine seeing ads in 2020.
--a meme by adblock gang
Bacxaber IOS gang
@@Bacxaber imagine feeling the need to flex you have an ad blocker.
- a meme by people secure with themselves
@@apassionatenerd.3564 Imagine being stupid enough to complain about ads when adblockers exist in abundance.
Yeah mine was "WE ASKED A BUNCH OF PEOPLE TO COME AND TOUCH THE KINGS BUNS!!"
when i wrote that interview before, i had this preconceived notion of how it would sound- the tone, volume, pauses. you absolutely fucking nailed it. it really gave me chills. thank you for the reading! (05/09/2020) yo. i have tweaked scp-3199 a little. to make it more up to my current standard of writing. that means this video is unfortunately outdated, but it still has a special place in my heart. thank you for all the nice comments too. i can't address all of them. but i read all of them.
bittermixin you’re the original author? Where’d you get the picture?
Where did the pic come from?
You awesome job writing that, also what is the pictures original source?
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Hey bud, quick question: I was under the impression that a Keter-class meant it was practically impossible to contain, while this McNugget is hard to eliminate, it seems that it is quite easy to contain as long as you can find them.
Object class: Cheddar
Kettle
LETTER
You made me hungry
cattle
seattle
Imagining this thing vomit out a huge egg while screaming is honestly disturbing
Chicken Tendies
As someone who has pain-vomited after a car crash, I can imagine that sound and, frankly, I'd be feeding this things to 682 if I was in charge
@@christophersmith8848 I like the way you think
i mean king piccolo did that.
Holy shit it's IRL Birdo.
When you are taking forever at the cashier and someone behind you says "oh my god" under their breath
Lol
Underrated
You should be arrested for the attempted murder of me, by asphyxiation
Lmao
well, shit thats one way of saying ”I cant breathe 🤣🤣”
Acid-spraying egg-puking chicken person? Metal.
Alex Hahn we'll need GWAR for this one. 🤔
Did I hear Dethklok?
Don't forget the scream.
Yeet
I saw an episode of the Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy that sounded just like this.
I initially misheard 'one armed guard' as 'ONE armed guard'.
Hey, considering the sometimes weird containment procedures it could have happened in a SCP containment procedure.
What
@@pink_goddess1855
A guard with one arm rather than a singular guard with weapons.
@@executeorder6613 lmfao it would be hilarious if the Foundation still employed injured guards like in cartoons where they look like mummies but still have a gun glued to a stick trusted in his unmoving hand
'one armed guard' vs 'one-armed guard'
hyphens are your friend!
Mr Hammer from batman Arkham City was recruited by the SCP foundation after protocol 10.
In ancient Greek philosophy schools, the greatest mind's tried to figure out "what was man?" Plato spoke out, considering the types of animals they had encountered. "Man is a featherless biped".
Diogenes later came to his collegium, with a plucked chicken in his hand and refuted, "Behold! I have brought with me a fellow man to class today!"
Lol
Sam o Nella
Did they then charge Diogenes with murder and cannibalism?
What is man? A miserable pile of secrets!
grayghostxiii dammit... Metal Gear? Shit it's a reference to something...
WhEn U eAT sO MaNY nUgGIEs U tuRn InTO a NuGgIE
We should make sum fuccing human chicken mofoccing nuggies
Damn Son yeet
How about some human eggs benedict?
Loser the I REEEEEE
Damn Son could we even eat that? Like would it be cannibalism and would it even taste like nuggies?
Damn, diogenes really doubled down on the whole behold a man thing
Imagine hunting in the woods and seeing this shit
Shoot it in the head then run.
no my friend youve got it wrong , it sees you instead
Apex Videos truly a hunt worth my time!!!
I kill it and eat it. I’ll be the first one to eat one of them.
@@karamjnah976 oh nice.
Looks like me getting a midnight snack or something
NuttyButter 😂😂😂
*When someone walks in on you eating cheese out of the fridge at 2 Am*
Just realized someone already made my comment..
When ur mum catches eating gogurts at 3am
When captions say SCP $31.99
What a steal!
That's a great price!
true,i thought only i saw that
You know, SCP, "Sweet Chicken Patties"
Everybody's gangsta 'till the SCP goes $31.99
I like the way the task force is called ‘Omelette’ with an egg laying SCP, that’s pretty clever
The Task Force had codename: Omega-19. But Omelette is a good joke though
@@damianduden tis a joke
When asked to define “human”, Plato and his students gave the definition “featherless biped”. When Diogenes of Sinope heard this, he brought a freshly plucked chicken into Plato’s auditorium, held it up, and proclaimed “Behold! Plato’s man!”. In response, Plato calmly edited his initial definition, with it now reading “Featherless bipeds with broad, flat, nails”
As this SCP shows us, that may not be the best definition of human.
I'm almost entirely certain that whoever created this creature wanted to create the 'perfect' human.
It can be assumed that the notebook found on-site was written by their creator. The cover says "open when we are pure", obviously the notebook was intended to be read by the creatures themselves once they had become intelligent enough to do so. The last page reads: "Didn't you want this?" Most likely talking to humanity as a whole.
Almost all humans want to be 'perfect'. If a man was to be defined using Plato's definition, then SCP-3199 very well could be described as being the 'perfect' human. It is a large, featherless biped, it creates nearly indestructible eggs, and can create these eggs infinitely.
If this creature were to become sentient (as the notebook intended them to be), they would EASILY kill all humans and replace them as the dominant species. And since the organism contains traces of human DNA, it could be consisted the next stage of human evolution.
The perfect human: a large featherless biped that consumes its prey by turning its organs and bones to liquid.
It creates eggs infinitely, cannot drown, and reaches maturity in a matter of hours.
It's strong, fast, ruthless, and is nearly immune to extinction.
Didn't you want this?
Diogenes clearly played the long game with this one.
Unknown name I searched for a comment like this since it was easy for me to put together I figured someone else had figured it out first.
This is some resident evil shit
How could Plato be so fucking stupid when it comes to defining a human? hairless biped primate or hairless bidped ape is a far more accurate definition than anything he was capable of coming up with.
ASMR: SCP Researcher Describes A Horrific Nightmare Creature To You | Sleep Aid
True...
This is actually what I sleep to lol
I have problems sleeping so to distract myself and make me fall asleep (almost as an induced sleep), i put his videos and close my eyes, it has helped me a lot.
@@BBaaaaa uhhh... ok?
@@BBaaaaa dude me too! this playlist has gotten me to sleep so many times lmao
it's definitely not a lack of interest, these narrations are phenomenal, but it's just something singular to pay attention to.
TheVolgun and The Exploring Series are my lullaby sources.
these feel so... complete. I never feel scared after hearing this, because I always feel like I'm safe, like everything is under control. I like that.
I can't shake the slight unease because of the subject matter, but none of these videos scare me, particularly. For the same reasons, I think.
I mean thinking about encountering this scares me but the comment section is so satire that I cant help but laugh now
@Mikhail Sanchez By far, When day breaks is probably the only tale that scared me to that level. Haven't left my curtains opened before I slept for months now.
Not all of these are like that though- if you like that feeling of safety do NOT watch his “Cousin Johnny” video.
@@human6310 to be honest, your curtain's wouldn't block out the sunlight 100%. A tiny little ray is enough. It would just take longer to complete
Wait.... did the brown colored watery paste came from SCP-093 "The Red Sea Object"? The notebook even says "open when we are pure"
That is... an interesting consideration.
Good catch! That would be awesome if what happened to the world in SCP-093 could be linked to SCP-3199!
Well in the "red sea object" story they did say the paste could mutate people into giant, faceless crawling monsters, so maybe this is what happens when you mix that paste with chicken (and possibly chimpanzee) blood/DNA and then use it
"It is entirely unknown how the first instance of SCP-3199 came into existence"
I refuse to believe that isn't a stealthy "Which came first? The Chicken or the Egg?" reference.
Caught that too
Yeah, I clucked that joke.
And embrace yourself for the keter amount of chicken jokes.
So far, I’ve found 3199 chicken jokes.
*dies
I wanted to like your comment but I can't br the one to tip it over 420. So I'm commenting thumbs up instead
Can we get a containment unit on this?
How are people supposed to know how much of a big brain boy I am if I don't make the thousandth TH-cam comment about Plato and Diogenes?
Ah such a majestic and beautiful creature may I introduce it to my friend *N A P A L M*
And they should dump the eggs in a closed pool of acid that way every time it hatches they will die
@Bell That’s smart.
@Ricky Reynaldi And that kids, is how you transform normal Human Chicken Abominations into *Dire* Human Chicken Abominations.
@@MidoriNatsume What if we give it to SCP-999? Or if it refuses because of pacifisim, let's try giving it to 682.
@@yoshi6236 yes we could start feeding them to the horrible ever growing all hating gator lucifer that's surely won't have consequences
Me: starts making boiled eggs
Gaurds: "no noO NOO NOOO NOOOOOOO"
Lol
Bright: "yes yeS YES YESSSSSSS"
_SCP - 3199 - 2 CAN NOT be cooked into a omellete, it is not recommended to eat humanoid chickens for dinner. For Christ's sake Bright! How many times should I tell you?_
Bright is that you?
i seen someone built like this at walmart once
seems legit
Nitzel HERE COMES THE THICCCCCCCCCC TRAIN WITH NO BRAKES
Oh wow, that's actually quite unfortunate. XD
Nitzel That’s why I never go to Walmart 🧟♀️🧟♂️
@Drew Powell
r/whooosh
So...SCP-3199 is a...werechicken?
That's oddly more horrifying than it seems on the face of it.
The only reason why we don't typically fear chickens is because they are so small compared to us. But as someone who has lived with chickens for 20 years and once encountered an escaped rhea, I can tell you, there is still quite a bit of dinosaur in them.
@@RokuroCarisu There´s actually a Manga about the apocalypse where people turn into giant chickens
@@r.a.fgattaiguy845 Title?
I only know of a parody zombie movie that did that.
@@RokuroCarisu Bougyaku no Kokekko, I myself hated it, but feel free to give it a try
@@r.a.fgattaiguy845 Thanks.
When you see this and live in Ireland:
*Chuckles* I'm in danger
bruh, there ain't no safe house in this planet
Don't you mean... CLUCKLES?
Luck of the Irish, eh?
ŃÓ ĮŁŁ TÜRÑ ĪT ÎÑTØ ÇHÍÇKÊÑ TÊNDÌĘŠ HÁHÃHÄÅĀ
Hehe I just hope it wasnt in the north
Does this mean Bright -isn't allowed to open- has to close the SCP restaurant chains?
Suspiciously
Chicken like
Prepared food
Mmmmm fried nightmares
Korstmahler Nah, you’d call it Spicy Chicken Palace.
Chickie Lumps
Suspicious
Chicken
Products
The true definition of man is 'Featherless Biped'. This is humanity perfected. Didn't you want this?
SgtHydra no
This is exactly what I didn't want.
I’ve always wanted an infinite source of chicken nuggets.
Behold Plato's man
This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.
why does SCP 3199 look like homer simpson gone sicko mode
corrupted egg he does work at a power plant
is this a- cut episode
When someone mentions dounuts
Behold! Plato's man!
Richierua io I get that joke, and I thank you for it
Heh, thought the same thing.
Get back in your goddam barrel
Heh... Heh...
I do love some M A N E G G S
Wait, are these guys just gross Russian Nesting Dolls?
you have opened a weird and curious question that I now need an answer to
I....guess so??
Next week on questions we never want answered.
....I mean, I guess? They’re meant to be an asexually reproducing species. Some invertebrates are able to, or do constantly reproduce by themselves. Because the only genetic material is their own, it’s a very very similar being, but not QUITE a clone as there is some DNA reshuffling.
If it helps, this is kinda similar to mitosis and binary fission except the parent produces one child instead of the original cell splitting into two daughter cells. But the chromosomes doing that thing where they swap parts to produce different genes is the same.
But I guess that means every asexual organism that lays eggs is a gross ass matryoshka doll.
I love this guy, he’s such a quintessential classic humanoid SCP. Not as popular as the old man or the shy guy but still particularly memorable. Certainly that visual is extremely memetic.
Its howtobasic
fck boy101 That explains the eggs
@carlos green you aren't funny
@@tyronetheprettiestanimegir6294 the amount of likes he has compared to you says otherwise
carlos green
What?
@@tyronetheprettiestanimegir6294 the dude may not be funny to you, but humor isn't just ONE THING that everyone likes or dislikes, it's a bunch of things that some people like or don't like. not everyone likes one thing.
Oh ya everyone in the comments, make fun of the thing that can run at 25kph and can vomit acid.
Braeden Mclean People still making fun of that creature that capable of swimming into the bottom of Mariana trench after the guy inside the submarine saw his face.
Unzips dick
Kos 291 which SCP is that?
Maxwell Mendo SCP 096
But still,it can cease. Extinction of these humanoid species is possible though
16:08 this is a very strong bit of dialogue, and is truly a disturbingly accurate depiction of what PTSD does to people.
I GOT A TACOBELL AD FOR CHICKEN STRIPS WTF IM DIEING
Toasty Tacos probably are
Yeah, I hate it too when ads come on while I use my dies to stamp or engrave metals. Ugh.
lol
LMAO
Taco Bell is secretly a cover up for the SCP.
Looks like it escaped from a KFC factory.
A Better Tomorrow true scp3199:dont fry me :(
Call Colonel Sanders, we got ourselves an uprising.
A Better Tomorrow kfc created this .
Peta is that you?
Na, P.e.t.a. just made them let the chicken slaves free
This SCP is the result of a night of unholy lust between a man and his chickens. It is the Chicken Lover SCP.
Are you calling him a chicken fucker?!
@@cheerfulsatanist We prefer the term "chicken lover" around here.
Nothing to see here you looky lues!
(6:46) "It is entirely unknown as to how the first instance of SCP-3199 came into existence." An amusing little tidbit from the document author there. So that begs the question, what came first, the humanoid chicken or the egg? XD
CaptSnow3 Both.
Alex Skene why not?
The answer, is yes.
KFC + GMOs = 3199
The creepy thing here is that the journal implies that it was a *child* that made these things...and by *made,* I mean...yeah.
Some guy thought 'What came first, the chicken or the egg?' after watching a horror movie.
James Everitt no, he figured out the answer. Both.
Joseph Taylor eggs existed long before chickens.
Well depending what type of came you are talking about it could also be the rooster...
I'll see my self out
this is probably one of the best descriptions of this I have seen in the comments so far.
The theory about liquid "holds more water."
I see what you did there
ChIckEn STRiPes
Most Owl Mmmm. Delicious!
Thats gay.
Most Owl But they are!
nO its LitErly Copper tubing and radioactive fiber
Nasty
I miss it when you used this music....its really eerie and calming at the same time...perfect for SCP storytelling
Git Gud I main torbjorn
"the latter holds more water" HA
Also, I really like the SCP's that have exploitable loopholes like this based on their own specific properties.
Someone call KFC. We got a break through on their next sandwhich!
4 months later.
There was a breach on the SCP facility, all instances of SCP-3199 where stolen by an unknown mercenary group.
Curious enough, there was a new chicken sandwich recipe with secret ingredients pending approval for release this coming year on KFC store branches. It could just be a coincidence.
@Happy Doggo "Begun, the Chicken Wars have."
@@MachineMan-mj4gj but when will the younglings die then??
With all the ridiculous group names like AWCY, GAW, GOC, and CI, KFC fits rights in.
Gonna get some SCP-3199 legs to put in the chicken warmer of my KFC console 😩
When mom catches you eating olives out of the can at 3 AM
It’s all about the agility and speed of the SCP that determines how likely I’d be willing to deal with it as part of a mobile task force. If SCP 3199 gets out in the open and runs like an ostrich, I’m out..
Dope. Was looking for something to fall asleep to cause I couldn't fall asleep.
We need more meditation from 049 imo
lol your got 096 likes
I was looking to nut if you get my mean ('_')
Finally a SCP on which weapons are of some use
Nobody:
Google speech recognition: *_SCP $31.99_*
Lmao, I was slightly disturbed by the head but I lost my shit when I saw the full thing.
Blind Russian burn the thing
Red eyed cat that'll only accelerate its growth rate my guy
Red eyed cat throw it into a black hole
sithgem Bombard it with antimatter.
Blind Russian T I C C
Surely if these things are “superior humans”, then a good test to carry out would be to shoot one with SCP-3108?
Iirc that's the gun that makes things into a lesser version of itself.......that could work
Wait why hasn’t the foundation thought of this for the lizard
@@unnamed9928
I’m pretty sure they have
@@unnamed9928 because dr.bright suggested it.
@@unnamed9928 There is a reason why there is rarely cross-experimentation with multiple SCPs. The results can be ... unpredictable. Often resulting in containment breaches.
"It knew we were there, somehow. Jumped right at Pvt. MacLeod and [DATA EXPUNGED] the fuckin' teeth out of his head."
this line gives me chills everytime
10:57 did you say collEGGted
Colonel Sanders is the creator of this SCP, it was made shortly after he founded KFC
he was attempting to create the perfect chicken, instead he created the perfect human
I always love hearing this guy say the name of the SCP, then the long pause after he says “object class...” and then when he says it, it just seems so badass. Even though it says the object class, it’s almost like a surprise when I hear it in every video.
The picture looks like the Globglogabgalab
I am the yeast of thoughts and mind.
@@thatgoobyguy shwabble dibble swabble *dab* glab!
I'm the globgogabgalab I love books
IM FULL OF SLIMY LIBERCHIND.
Im Globgloggabgaggalab, i love...
F L E S H O F V I R G I N
Wasn't this thing in an episode of the Grim adventures of Bill and Mandy?
Thanks for remind me that episode, so what episode is it?
What came first? I think
i think it was...
Object class:finger licking good
One wonders if this is a SCP inspired by homunculus experiments
Smash that shit with a Russian to Chinese dictionary my guy.
Most likely
AH BLYAT THE SEMENCHICKEN IS MOVING CALL THE FOUNDATION
I think it's more of a literal interpretation of one of Socrates ideas. He was asked "what is the most basic definition of a human" and he responded with "featherless biped". But as a petty reference, another philosopher approached Socrates with a live plucked chicken
Alex Hahn It was Aristotle, not Socrates, but yeah. Diogenes (who by the way was also an insane wanker that lived inside a barrel and masturbated in public) walked into the assamblety with a plucked chicken yelling "Behold Aristotle's man!"
KFC the SCP
Kentucky Fried Containment
menagerie organization coincidence? I think not.
"They're _born_ pregnant."
"Which proves to be quite a time saver."
Damn now we know how McDonald’s chicken nuggets are made
Tachanka Is mounting his lmg my lord
İmma gana ordr 10000000000mcdonalds chiken nuGs
Damn straight
Tachanka Is mounting his lmg lol probably true
Wtf dude
SCP 3199 is just me getting caught at 3AM on my way to the fridge for some shredded cheese
Stolen comment
Ness Blues /rwhooosh
go back to reddit kid
Who tf eats shredded cheese by itself???
@@taaiguydude7585 ikr just eat it melted way gooeyer and soft
"the latter theory appears to hold more water"
I see what you did there, but don't you think it's a bit gauche to be making puns while talking about apocalyptic chicken chestbursters... On second thought, carry on.
When you told your friends you're going to the bathroom, and they open your *CHICKEN NUGGETS*
What a war crime
The latter theory holds more W A T E R
Water has *BiG TAsTe*
Object Class: *T H I C C C H I C K E N. M A N*
Throw all living instances of scp - 3199 in with 682. Problem solved
682 has been known to be very... spiteful. This could result in 682 using 3199 against researchers. Not recommended.
Or just put it in with the statue
You wanna let 682 absorb this things reproductive abilities?
anthonyonan93 682 itself has said that it would kill another creature like itself if they were to ever meet and 682 was stronger, so I doubt it'd change
Green Baret Sniper That could work
When I saw this thumbnail I was like WHAT THE FUUU the image is creepy as hell
Red eyed cat I literally jumped when I opened the file for the first time
C.D.P organization burn it 🍳
A lot of older SCPs are just creepy photos that a story is based around, with SCP-173 being the first SCP made, entirely because of how creepy it looks.
cut me some slack, mate. I had just washed my skin and couldnt do a thing with it.
I'd stick with MalO
Nice try, Foundation. Thats that creature that spat an egg on Spongebob's head in Rock Bottom
This is great. The recording quality and production values are exactly what I want from an SCP reading. Also, wow, you do a perfect American accent!
You jus a little chicken Cheep cheep cheep cheep cheeeeeEEEEEEEEEeeeeeEeeeeepp
Oh hai mark
Hi Doggy
Pajamapants Jack I did not release the SCP I did not open the container that's bullshit I did naaaaaaht..... Oh hi Dr Bright
After being convinced that he's just a little chicken, Mark went into the forest to improve his sex life, THUS, SCP-3199 WAS BORN!!
SCP-564: "Tommy Wiseau"
Object class: Euclid
Containment Procedures: SCP-564 Have to be contained in a "Room" with pictures of spoons on the walls and on the table.
SCP-564 is a man with black long hair, this scp always says "oh hi" when ever someone starts a conversation with him, he sometimes asks the individual hows their sex life and he always laughs for no reason. When ever he have sex with a women, it takes over 5 hours to take off the clothes, and 4 hours for the sex itself. When ever this SCP gets angry, he throws a water bottle on the ground or attacks the person by says they are a little chicken while poorly immitating a chicken. This SCP also attacks by Throwing footballs on his enemies.
This SCP was found in an apartment in San Fransisco.
SCP-3199's expression is the same look my mom gives me when I accidentally hit her heel with the front wheel of a shopping cart.
You know, this one is kind of good example of a problem I see in some SCPs, which is that the threat posed by the object seems kinda artificially increased for no real reason.
Like, we have a huge predatory chicken-monster that does something horrible to its victims and barfs up eggs parthogenetically so it can reproduce forever. That's pretty scary, wouldn't want to run into one, but it's not really something the Foundation would have that much trouble dealing with. Just kill or capture all the adults and make sure to destroy the eggs.
Oh, but wait: The eggs are supernaturally durable and really, really hard to destroy, because... well, they're just anomalous like that? And the hatchlings can grow into adults _super_ fast and immediately start producing their own eggs because... yeah, anomalous, whatever.
It just seems like SCPs are often given unexplained and frankly impossible properties _only_ to make them arbitrarily difficult to contain or get rid of, rather than because it suits the general theme of the SCP or makes it spookier. Sometimes it works, but I think a lot of the time it just feels like an afterthought the writer threw in just to give the Foundation a harder time.
Fervidor I recommend you read arguably the most popular scp, of course I’m talking about 682. Scp has so many non catastrophic, semi-believable scps but there’s got to be a few “over powered” ones. Also this scp is nothing compared to an scp like able
Fervidor Well, they’re anomalous, what do you expect? Nothing in the foundation is considered “believable.”
Personally I loved this entry, the idea of the creature has a disturbing feel to it. Yeah, the foundation would have no trouble containing it, but if a breach occurred and they reproduced to the thousands? Yep..
@@mrmonsterhunter808 God, I hate Able. It reeks of anime self insert.
Oh, he's super powerful, and uh, he's super fast and he can make a super cool sword out of DARKNESS and he likes fighting, and you can only earn his respect by being super badass like him, but not as much as him, casue he's the badassest!
@@eeyuup your forgeting the two men more badass then able. The myths,the bois,the legends DR. CLEFF AND BRIGHT
Because bright beat able at tic-tak-toe, and Dr.Cleff because he is Dr (Fuckmothering) Cleff
You're puking truth man.
When your eating cheese out of the bag at 3:00 in the morning and someone turns on the light.
@depressed holy shit dude just because people share a common experience doesn't mean every one is stolen. They probably didn't read all the comments and made a joke
@@roughly6500bees yeah but for some reason all the jokes contain 'cheese'
@@jhudiel3303 Because shredded cheese is the *_ultimate_* 3 AM food.
When you are playing games at 2 AM and suddenly your mom turns on light behind your back
Looks like me getting out of bed at 2:30 AM to get more snacks.
With the way his head is turned around and the look in his face in the pic i just imagine scp 3199 going “hurr durr”
When you're chugging milk from the carton and eating plain tortillas in the kitchen at 3 am and someone turns on the light.
😭😂
God, such creepy
Site-42: SCP Foundation Fanworks Much scare
Very spook
Wow
Such thrill
Roger that site 42
Was the reason KFC ran out of chicken because the chicken provider they switched to was using Scp-3199 as chicken which was killing all the employees so no chicken could be shipped out?
Chicken saver
Seemed like the Mobile Task Force just needed an egg in their trying time
No wonder that chicken sandwich tasted weird... Eugh...
So flame throwers are out of the question. Lasers and plasma weapons don't do much, how about cutting it's head off? The egg still survives, then liquid nitrogen is it.
ask it to cross the road?
that may work
@@thedarkholegammertdhg9255 it will keep reproducing since there is a lot of space there this SCP is the kind of one i dont want to be real no mater what
The people working at kfc have a plan for them
If they chuck it into a pool of molten steel (or something similar) it would continuously hatch, not reproduce (exept for the egg already in it) because the liquid steel represents full space, and die. Safely contained.
God the mix of SCP and Philosophy terrifying
I fall asleep to these to keep from having nightmares. Thank you :)
I believe these are nightmare-inducing which is i watch them before i sleep
These make me stay up so I watch them in the morning