The touhou ransomware was actually made as a joke, the creator actually accidentally got himself afflicted with it and so he also published decryption keys for it
i think there may have also been a tool from the creator that just makes you invincible and kills everything in the game which is infinitely more comedic to me
If there's a silver lining to this, the guy who made it got sent to the slammer for his nonsense and now has a criminal record. Imagine ruining your life for a fan game.
No, trust me. The moment you hit stage 4 with Murasa's final, you'll want to quit the game. It's basically an even tougher version of Yukari / Ran's "Princess Tenko" attack that goes faster and is more brutal. It gets worse from there.
3:07 "but what if it made you pay the ultimate price be coming a touhou fan" as a person who has played touhou 6-10, i can confirm that it is the ultimate price to pay for your files i cant even beat any of those touhou games on the good ending, and i have beaten god damn sans undertale with ease
The easiest Touhou games are 7 and 8 in my opinion. A good way to get better at Touhou is to simply play Reimu to learn positioning, use bombs, learn to graze, deathbomb, and simply memorize attack patterns. Easier said than done, but, I believe in you!!!
@@ultra_9861 8 is easier than 6. 6 you can't see the hitbox + Sakuya's gimmick requires reading and memorization, as well as Patchouli's non-spells may be hard because the lasers guide you to the bullets. 8 does have Mystia's gimmick as well as Reisan's. 8 also has better practice because it gives you more lives, though.
Fun fact: The novel mentioned in the intro is "Ready Player Two" by Ernest Cline. It is a sequel to the first book, "Ready Player One," and the Spielberg movie fucking sucks ass
"Guess dad's gotta get a new computer because he doesn't play enough Undertale fangames" >Touhou >Undertale fangames For your sake, that better have been a joke and not you actually thinking that.
@@ToadBupOnly Touhou games I ever played, was two of the spinoff games. One being Luna Nights. Did I ever beat a Touhou game in any form? Absolutely not. Even with the time powers you have access to in Luna Nights I could not beat it.
"Guess dad's gotta get a new computer because he doesn't play enough Undertale fangames" Comparing Touhou and Undertale is like comparing apples to oranges. One is difficult. One is not. lol Gotta say though, it was refreshing to hear someone not familiar with the series say "Touhou" correctly!
a friend actualy put some touhou ransomware on my laptop once as a joke. he did not know i had alr done like 8 different 1cc runs on lunatic on touhou 12. his face when he saw i had gotten the ransomware off my computer within abt 3 hours. (was a little rusty, had to warm up first)
4:11 this part is full turkish and as a turkish person i translated it! here is what it says: "after all these years it is time to take revenge on your past bad jokes don't feeel mercy.... punch..... be satisfied" oh also 4:08 the game name is "revenge time"
I love how the 911 operator doesn't even think it's a joke. She's just like, "I know there is someone out to kill you, and you deserve it." Great video!
Exe being more well known than Shadow does surprise me a bit since he's a main series character (a bit less so upon reflection, as major as he is he isn't a headliner character and the reach of Creepypasta on the late 2000s to mid 2010s internet shouldn't be understated) but I am a low-to-moderate interest Sonic fan and the only reason I've even heard of fleetway sonic is because of specific fan content mentioning him. And I still barely know who or what he is besides "Sonic from a comic and also he's evil maybe." As much as adaptations of comic media are becoming more popular, comics themselves usually do not have has large of a fanbase as most movie, tv, and game media, or at least not as much of a mainstream one. Shadow will probably outstrip Exe in awareness now that Sonic 3 movie is happening and now, for lack of a better term at 3am, normies will have heard of Shadow when they wouldn't have before. Idk I think about fan and non-fan awareness and relative fanbase size sometimes.
@@pikacrafter2903 fleetway super is basically the hulk to normal fleetway sonic. except ramped up insanity and evil demon in sonic concept done first before the creepypastas.
Every time your scott the woz poster is on screen it looks like he has no pants the lower half of him is censored. Like a youtube version of Barry Wood.
or most games with StarForce DRM. Imagine getting your first legit PC game (like when you're teenager and every dollar counts) and you get a game that works maybe once and then DRM give you BSoD every time. And it can get only worse...
iirc you can get to 2 milions by stage 3-4 in UFO (the 2hu game required to play for rensenware) if you manage the ufos well enough (also playing in lunatic mode gives you a lot of points so it's not too bad as long as you git gud)
"What if it made you pay the ultimate price... becoming a Touhou fan" *glances at my 7 fumos, Aya and Marisa plushies that aren't fumos, Luna Nights deluxe edition box, 2 figurines, and Flandre pfp* ...... already have
Am i the only one here who's mainly just here to see if he says touhou wrong or not? Like i stayed after because maleware games are intresting and the vids good so good work Also the reason and aftermath of the touhou malware is pretty funny.
I've been a Sonic Gather Battle fan ever since. Back when it was SonicVSLF2 and when there's just Attack, Jump and Block button. I'm glad I actually stopped playing after they removed the usual LF2 controls with a dedicated Special 1 and Special 2 button but even then we stopped playing the moment they added platforming in it. It made the game much more wide but much more broken because it's only meant to be a Beat-Em-Up. I still look forward to seeing the game one day but it made me want to make my own game (minus the virus, I don't even know how to code)
I was once a cod fan bold and mighty then I got Touhou rensumware ransomware now I’m here… with a Touhou pfp……. Making Touhou fan games……. And fan animations (well one that’s just a Rick roll reskin but oh well)
"Guess dad's gotta get a new computer because he doesn't play enough Undertale fangames" At least you said Touhou right… Fun fact, Touhou 1 and Undertale are 18 years apart in release dates. If we go from Touhou 6, which was the start of the windows era, and a kind of soft reboot, that’s still 13 years apart.
It's a joke about how most Undertale fan games-mainly ones featuring some version of the Sans fight-become near-impossible bullet hells, much like Touhou.
Bro I shit u not, I did the same thing as a kid. Illegally downloaded Minecraft Java 1.8 for free. Within a month the family laptop was fried beyond repair. Whatever malware I put on there absolutely demolished the hardware even, the computer couldn’t cool itself down fast enough and started melting inside… But Ayy, I got free Minecraft and it actually worked. So in the end ig it was worth it 🤣🤣
The touhou ransomware was actually made as a joke, the creator actually accidentally got himself afflicted with it and so he also published decryption keys for it
That's honeslty pretty fucking funny. Creating a joke ransomware only to get hit by your own damn virus
@darienb1127 because of this, you need to create stop button.
i think there may have also been a tool from the creator that just makes you invincible and kills everything in the game which is infinitely more comedic to me
So I heard, he may not have even written such a tool until it had gotten out-of-hand.
"YOUR COMPUTER IS MINE! ... Now, play Touhou plz c:"
ngl the idea of ransomeware making you play a game to free your pc is actually hilarious.
terrifying but hilarious.
wasnt it a joke ransomware that actually had the key to decrypt the files?
@@surprisemanit is, and the creator infected himself by accident and gave everyone the decryption key.
@normanasklinkevicius7446 my bad
I became a touhou fan :(
Now we need paid to win games, with this idea.
3:45 Rensenware actually has an encryption key. It's a joke ransomware.
The fact that a Sonic fan game had worse DRM than Nintendo is a strange thought
Sonic Gather Battle had so much potential. It would’ve been a game I’d actually play if it wasn’t for all that DRM bullcrap.
i wish someone could've yoink the game and do edits on it but it can't happen
If there's a silver lining to this, the guy who made it got sent to the slammer for his nonsense and now has a criminal record.
Imagine ruining your life for a fan game.
@@sintheemptyone8108the funniest thing is that people still stole his sprite edits anyways LMAO
Didn't it get banned from SAGE as well?
@@sintheemptyone8108 never happened unfortunately
I once installed a virus called “DayZ”
DayZ is more damaging then all of these games combined
I wanna get infected with Rensenware. It'll force me to finally get my Lunatic UFO 1cc.
No, trust me. The moment you hit stage 4 with Murasa's final, you'll want to quit the game. It's basically an even tougher version of Yukari / Ran's "Princess Tenko" attack that goes faster and is more brutal. It gets worse from there.
@@nero.blackstar I have enough trust in my skills to think I'll get somewhat far. Last time I played UFO lunatic I got to Ichirin with no continues.
3:07 "but what if it made you pay the ultimate price
be coming a touhou fan"
as a person who has played touhou 6-10, i can confirm that it is the ultimate price to pay for your files
i cant even beat any of those touhou games on the good ending, and i have beaten god damn sans undertale with ease
sans isnt even hard
@@min2793 i agree
The easiest Touhou games are 7 and 8 in my opinion. A good way to get better at Touhou is to simply play Reimu to learn positioning, use bombs, learn to graze, deathbomb, and simply memorize attack patterns. Easier said than done, but, I believe in you!!!
@@nero.blackstar thanks
i already 1cc'ed touhou 7
8 or 6 is next
@@ultra_9861 8 is easier than 6. 6 you can't see the hitbox + Sakuya's gimmick requires reading and memorization, as well as Patchouli's non-spells may be hard because the lasers guide you to the bullets. 8 does have Mystia's gimmick as well as Reisan's. 8 also has better practice because it gives you more lives, though.
That looked like the strangest and most fun ways to get computer hacked. Then again, I don't play bullet hells so I know I'm having fun watching.
Funnier enough about the touhou ransomware, the score required is like 2 billion so you need to be a top level scoreplayer or you are screwed lol
Sonic Gather Battle: Evil
Touhou Ransomware: Joke that backfired on its creator.
Shoerec: ITS A TRAP
Lose/Lose: Art
This guy is basically Scott the Woz but underrated
But good
Fun fact: The novel mentioned in the intro is "Ready Player Two" by Ernest Cline. It is a sequel to the first book, "Ready Player One," and the Spielberg movie fucking sucks ass
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"Guess dad's gotta get a new computer because he doesn't play enough Undertale fangames"
>Touhou
>Undertale fangames
For your sake, that better have been a joke and not you actually thinking that.
that line really hurt me ngl
im gonna be real back when I made this I had no clue how batshit insane touhou games were, id only ever played one at the time lmao
@@ToadBupOnly Touhou games I ever played, was two of the spinoff games. One being Luna Nights. Did I ever beat a Touhou game in any form? Absolutely not. Even with the time powers you have access to in Luna Nights I could not beat it.
@@zigazav1luna nights is a fan game, not a spinoff. Spinoffs are mostly fighting games and StBs (a notable exception would be 12.8)
@@zigazav1So only one?
the 2nd payload to the boxing game only happens when you launch the game at a certain date
"Guess dad's gotta get a new computer because he doesn't play enough Undertale fangames"
Comparing Touhou and Undertale is like comparing apples to oranges. One is difficult. One is not. lol
Gotta say though, it was refreshing to hear someone not familiar with the series say "Touhou" correctly!
Undertale fangames like sudden changes will change your mind.
a friend actualy put some touhou ransomware on my laptop once as a joke.
he did not know i had alr done like 8 different 1cc runs on lunatic on touhou 12.
his face when he saw i had gotten the ransomware off my computer within abt 3 hours.
(was a little rusty, had to warm up first)
LOL. W friend for making you play Touhou 12.
Love the end with the chainsaw SFX lol. Great video man!
I think the operator deserves shame for refusing to help TB.
4:11 this part is full turkish and as a turkish person i translated it! here is what it says: "after all these years it is time to take revenge on your past bad jokes don't feeel mercy.... punch..... be satisfied"
oh also 4:08 the game name is "revenge time"
Türk birini yorumlarda göreceğimi bu yüzden tahmin etmiştim:D
great video toadbup64! i liked that persons voice that was on the phone :)
Who ever played dispatch deserves and oscar
I love how the 911 operator doesn't even think it's a joke. She's just like, "I know there is someone out to kill you, and you deserve it." Great video!
0:08 sonic maoware fangame
still find it kinda odd how sonic.exe is more well known than both shadow and fleetway sonic.
Exe being more well known than Shadow does surprise me a bit since he's a main series character (a bit less so upon reflection, as major as he is he isn't a headliner character and the reach of Creepypasta on the late 2000s to mid 2010s internet shouldn't be understated) but I am a low-to-moderate interest Sonic fan and the only reason I've even heard of fleetway sonic is because of specific fan content mentioning him. And I still barely know who or what he is besides "Sonic from a comic and also he's evil maybe." As much as adaptations of comic media are becoming more popular, comics themselves usually do not have has large of a fanbase as most movie, tv, and game media, or at least not as much of a mainstream one.
Shadow will probably outstrip Exe in awareness now that Sonic 3 movie is happening and now, for lack of a better term at 3am, normies will have heard of Shadow when they wouldn't have before.
Idk I think about fan and non-fan awareness and relative fanbase size sometimes.
@@pikacrafter2903 fleetway super is basically the hulk to normal fleetway sonic. except ramped up insanity and evil demon in sonic concept done first before the creepypastas.
Every time your scott the woz poster is on screen it looks like he has no pants the lower half of him is censored. Like a youtube version of Barry Wood.
This man sacrificed his computer files and address for our entertainment o7
Getting to play Touhou UFO for free without having to get a suspicious version off of Moriya Shrine?!?!? Seems like a total win to me ngl
remember he said that you have to find your own copy, it doesn't come with one
so you DO need the suspicious version off Moriya Shrine. rip
@@pikachu1019or even more suspicious steam version (those were recorded as infected multiple times)
tbf Touhou is amazing
*AFTER 3 HOURS I FINALLY FOUND THE SONG AT THE END, IT'S SNAIL'S HOSUSE X MOE SHOP - PASTEL. HOLY FUCK I KNEW I HEARD IT BEFORE*
I WAS WRONG IT'S FUSQ - PERFUME!
3:08 touhou hijack lol
or most games with StarForce DRM. Imagine getting your first legit PC game (like when you're teenager and every dollar counts) and you get a game that works maybe once and then DRM give you BSoD every time. And it can get only worse...
iirc you can get to 2 milions by stage 3-4 in UFO (the 2hu game required to play for rensenware) if you manage the ufos well enough (also playing in lunatic mode gives you a lot of points so it's not too bad as long as you git gud)
Why was touhou in final fantasy title font
Popular fanmade logo
"What if it made you pay the ultimate price... becoming a Touhou fan"
*glances at my 7 fumos, Aya and Marisa plushies that aren't fumos, Luna Nights deluxe edition box, 2 figurines, and Flandre pfp* ...... already have
3:10 well crap looks like that happened already for me
I can't believe THE toadbup is frickin dead, man.
Sonic.exe was mentioned WHERE????
i question how this video has less then 1k views. looks like a video straight from a youtuber with 100k subs, holy
4:50: bro has never played a video game
How? Just because he didn't describe the game how you wanted doesn't mean he doesn't play games.
@@EggoBoi It’s a joke
@@jayminyoel7911 ok cool
6:00 10 top anime deaths
Am i the only one here who's mainly just here to see if he says touhou wrong or not? Like i stayed after because maleware games are intresting and the vids good so good work
Also the reason and aftermath of the touhou malware is pretty funny.
the worse part is that sonic gather battle is a good game
I WAS JUST WATCHING A KIRBY ANALOG HORROR VIDEO 💀💀
I've been a Sonic Gather Battle fan ever since. Back when it was SonicVSLF2 and when there's just Attack, Jump and Block button.
I'm glad I actually stopped playing after they removed the usual LF2 controls with a dedicated Special 1 and Special 2 button but even then we stopped playing the moment they added platforming in it. It made the game much more wide but much more broken because it's only meant to be a Beat-Em-Up.
I still look forward to seeing the game one day but it made me want to make my own game (minus the virus, I don't even know how to code)
The fact the video length is 6:21.
And?
E@@XxcanexX
its like if scottthewoz was purple and into horror games
Lore of Malware Games that Destroy your Computer momentum 100
how does this only have 300 views?
Well what do you know. Even in random videos I find on TH-cam, I can't escape Touhou. It's damn near everywhere on the internet. Lemme tell ya.
I was once a cod fan bold and mighty then I got Touhou rensumware ransomware now I’m here… with a Touhou pfp……. Making Touhou fan games……. And fan animations (well one that’s just a Rick roll reskin but oh well)
the touhou fan pipeline
@@CDJAM-webm indeed
diet scott the woz
Send me the Rensenware link. "If I had a sprained hand it might cause me a little trouble." "But would you lose?" "Nah, I'd win."
bro the scream at the end
Honestly, becoming a Touhou fan would be a nightmare.
(Dont look at my pfp)
LMAO, Your dad gotta face Last Breath Phase 69 To at least become a master at Bullethells lol
Average sonic fan: sonic gather battle.
S tier, new sub
i been watching your videos you're funny bro your bits are good i will subscribe
I love downloading trojan viruses
5:51 who voices the operator
and also shame on the operator for refusing to help him
She has no rights to refuse to help him!
I hope the dev for sonic Gather Battle gets arrested
"Guess dad's gotta get a new computer because he doesn't play enough Undertale fangames"
At least you said Touhou right…
Fun fact, Touhou 1 and Undertale are 18 years apart in release dates. If we go from Touhou 6, which was the start of the windows era, and a kind of soft reboot, that’s still 13 years apart.
4:07 funfact: the title "Intikam zamani" is turkish and means "It's time for revenge", guess that goes both ways
Wasn’t there a bakery horror game that messed up someone’s computer
I know im years late but has anyone tried to remove the code that activates the protections and try to remove the malware
Touhou project came out before undertale, so it's not a undertale fan game. 3:37
It's a joke about how most Undertale fan games-mainly ones featuring some version of the Sans fight-become near-impossible bullet hells, much like Touhou.
Fun Fact: The Funexe malwave game is from Turkish 4:12
Leave it to Touhou fans to make a Touhou ransomware
2hu
It’s so sad that Sonic murdered Toadbup 😞😞😞
Good video short and sweet
The Minecraft mod downloading part was something that happened to me but with a mod😅
MY SONIC SPRITES THST IVE MIGHT STOLEN, MY SONIC SPRITESSSSS!
Need to know, are you ok? Did sonic kill you for real?
No dip sonic killed him it was literally in the video!
I thought it was a review of Diablo 4.
undertale fangames?
Bro I shit u not, I did the same thing as a kid. Illegally downloaded Minecraft Java 1.8 for free. Within a month the family laptop was fried beyond repair. Whatever malware I put on there absolutely demolished the hardware even, the computer couldn’t cool itself down fast enough and started melting inside… But Ayy, I got free Minecraft and it actually worked. So in the end ig it was worth it 🤣🤣
I'm glad 2 have never played any of these games.
I pay the price but I don't play the games
databrawl!!!
Im gonna play them
İ can understand Shockwave Flash because i am a Turkish person
Murasa in the video😮😮😮😮😮
EXE
bro think he scot the woz 💀
Do you have a problem with that? Or is this a joke?
undertale fan games lmao, nice bait