Ranking all 36 Mario Kart Wii Vehicles

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  • @delta_power3049
    @delta_power3049 3 ปีที่แล้ว +595

    Funky Kong Bike Wii, my favorite racing game

    • @raulphilipgoco403
      @raulphilipgoco403 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Ah yes my favourite Nintendo racing game Funky Kong And Co racing

    • @MasterMario
      @MasterMario 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Funky Bike Wii + Funky’s Fury featuring new Funky mode

    • @raulphilipgoco403
      @raulphilipgoco403 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@MasterMario Now featuring Funky Kong from the Donkey Kong Series

    • @delta_power3049
      @delta_power3049 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@raulphilipgoco403 & Diddy

    • @alface935
      @alface935 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Funky Bike We

  • @insanen3rd212
    @insanen3rd212 2 ปีที่แล้ว +262

    0:08 "huge variety of vehicles"
    And the majority of the community still uses the flame runner

    • @0v3rgr0wn
      @0v3rgr0wn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      It’s easier on the eyes compared to a room full of Wigglers/Scooties.

    • @AlgeArid
      @AlgeArid 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Or mach bike, if they're feeling adventurous

    • @aprinnyonbreak1290
      @aprinnyonbreak1290 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I like the Flame Runner 'cuz it's the Bowser bike...

    • @nortjr
      @nortjr ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@AlgeArid or the spear if they are feeling rambunctious

    • @AlgeArid
      @AlgeArid ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@nortjr I'm partial to the sneakster myself

  • @honk9643
    @honk9643 3 ปีที่แล้ว +143

    3:01 mario kart wii physics moment

  • @spartanipods
    @spartanipods 3 ปีที่แล้ว +204

    I’ve been playing Mario kart for over a decade, and I didn’t know half of these vehicles existed

    • @Zakziko
      @Zakziko  3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Lmao

    • @natlus_
      @natlus_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Just say you didn’t unlock any vehicles.

    • @pluxyio
      @pluxyio 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      No one did

    • @natlus_
      @natlus_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@pluxyio i did 😰

    • @pluxyio
      @pluxyio 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@natlus_ you what? :O

  • @cullenhutchison6528
    @cullenhutchison6528 3 ปีที่แล้ว +131

    The thing about the Zip Zip is that it is used in a TAS world record and may eventually take over RTA as well...

    • @kogmawmain8872
      @kogmawmain8872 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Isn't it used in 2 TAS BKTs? rSL Glitch flap and rDKJP glitch 3 laps

    • @cullenhutchison6528
      @cullenhutchison6528 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kogmawmain8872 I don't know actually, I don't really keep up with flap BKTs.

    • @johnmoore8627
      @johnmoore8627 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Which one?

    • @cullenhutchison6528
      @cullenhutchison6528 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@johnmoore8627 DK Jungle Parkway glitch

    • @miloreinhart
      @miloreinhart 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      And it currently has the RTA world record on shy guy beach....

  • @superexecuter630
    @superexecuter630 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    “When you think of Mario Kart Wii you think of funky Kong on the flame runner”
    Me who plays as Dry Bowser on the Offroader: pathetic

    • @aluigiFromKart
      @aluigiFromKart 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      me with luigi + wild wing:

    • @GutsyMacGamer
      @GutsyMacGamer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Me who plays Dry Bones + Bullet Bike: i am 4 parallel universes ahead of you

    • @jakeplaysyt6695
      @jakeplaysyt6695 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Daisy + mach bike users: am I a joke to you

    • @pokemonboi9106
      @pokemonboi9106 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Baby Luigi +quacker

    • @pokemonboi9106
      @pokemonboi9106 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@meowst1c yes

  • @thrillstudios616
    @thrillstudios616 3 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    I’m part of the kart minority. I usually play Luigi on Standard Kart, and it make you feel more accomplished when you beat flame runners and mach bikes.

    • @Zakziko
      @Zakziko  3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Dude you're an absolute legend if you use the standard kart!!

    • @Jellyman1129
      @Jellyman1129 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I use my Mii in the Flame Flyer. It has the exact same stats as the Flame Runner and the flames and engine look badass! 😆🔥

    • @markymark443
      @markymark443 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      yea I grew up on Mario Kart 64/Double Dash/DS so I was used to the outside drift of the karts and it was really hard to readjust lol

    • @aidyplays1013
      @aidyplays1013 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I'm part of the kart minority too, and so far, my favourite bike is the Wario bike because it's easy to adjust to.
      Edit: I usually just have Luigi on the Wild Wing.

  • @MKWahPhil
    @MKWahPhil 3 ปีที่แล้ว +110

    My list:
    36: Jetsetter
    35: Phantom
    34: Bit Bike
    33: Standard Bike S
    32: Baby Booster
    31: Cheep Charger
    30: Standard Bike M
    29: Sugarscoot
    28: Zip Zip
    27: Standard Kart S
    26: Wario Bike
    25: Daytripper
    24: Classic Dragster
    23: Tiny Titan
    22: Offroader
    21: Sprinter
    20: Standard Kart M
    19: Standard Bike L
    18: Standard Kart L
    17: Quacker
    16: Piranha Prowler
    15: Blue Falcon
    14: Super Blooper
    13: Flame Flyer
    12: Jet Bubble
    11: Shooting Star
    10: Mini Beast
    9: Honey Coupe
    8: Wild Wing
    7: Spear
    6: Dolphin Dasher
    5: Magikruiser
    4: Sneakster
    3: Bullet Bike
    2: Mach Bike
    1: Flame Runner
    This list's focus is on how good a vehicle is online. Time Trials, how it looks, and other things don't effect this list.

    • @Zakziko
      @Zakziko  3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Awesome list man!!

    • @gunner201
      @gunner201 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I dont agree with jetsetter being the worst vehicle

    • @gunner201
      @gunner201 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      its viable on automatic

    • @MKWahPhil
      @MKWahPhil ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@gunner201 It's better on automatic but very far from "viable"

    • @gunner201
      @gunner201 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@MKWahPhil Well from my own personal experience i have gotten top spots with this vehicle online even in good rooms

  • @SuperMarioPlushMasters
    @SuperMarioPlushMasters 3 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    I dont know if it’s been said, but it’s Called the Wario bike because it’s from WarioWare, I series of games where Wario is a biker. You can see more of this in super smash bros Where he has his biker outfit, and his side special attack is him on the Wario Bike.

    • @keyanboker7033
      @keyanboker7033 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Why is tjere no game to waluigi thats just mean

    • @FigureFarter
      @FigureFarter 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Deadly Duck The closest we had was Psycho Waluigi but that's fanmade

    • @10-volt
      @10-volt 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      No true warioware fan thinks waluigi should be in it, he just doesn’t fit

    • @BabzaiWWP
      @BabzaiWWP 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      wario should of had his biker outfit when on bikes like how the princesses do

  • @keyanboker7033
    @keyanboker7033 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    1:17 spitting straight fax

  • @Ideabot_69
    @Ideabot_69 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    My favorite combo to use when I played casually back in the day was Waluigi on the Wario Bike.
    It's so funny seeing that magnificent lanky bastard riding a motorcycle that was custom-built for Wario, whose legs are like 1/6 as long as Waluigi's.

    • @zer0_iz_d34d
      @zer0_iz_d34d ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same, except I used King Boo with it because I loved his goofy laugh when I was a kid

  • @lrodshrek6086
    @lrodshrek6086 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    The zip zip roasts aged poorly

  • @dahomeboi9759
    @dahomeboi9759 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Imo, the Magikruiser is the most fun to use because of the off road and it being an inside drift bike.

  • @beardeddragonlad5896
    @beardeddragonlad5896 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Why Do People not appreciate The Honeycoupe? It has great Speed, Weight, Drift, and Mini-Turbo. It's Legitimately op.

  • @zesnowpea6347
    @zesnowpea6347 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    I feel like I’m undergoing the Mandela effect, because I could’ve sworn that this game had a tractor as a vehicle you could use

    • @ryanbell6545
      @ryanbell6545 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Could be the tiny titan getting mixed up in your memory

    • @friskycalibri2293
      @friskycalibri2293 3 วันที่ผ่านมา

      It could also be language related. The Rally Romper's spanish name is Minitractor.

  • @gamecubeplayer
    @gamecubeplayer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    i love the wild wing and i use it on wiimmfi

    • @Zakziko
      @Zakziko  3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That's awesome man!!

  • @hyperauto1240
    @hyperauto1240 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Such an old game, yet still very fun to play. Wild Wing was my very first vehicle of choice back when I started playing the game. I just unlocked the Sprinter and Mii Outfit B yesterday, after many years of playing it. I thought it could be as good as the Wild Wing, but I just couldn't drift it as well in 150cc, which I totally understand it belongs to the same class as Blue Falcon and Jetsetter, and it still averages out pretty decently, depending on how fast I wanted to go in that thing. Zip Zip, I thought is more close towards the standard bikes, though with more offroad but way less drift. Here is My List:
    36. Jetsetter
    35. Daytripper
    34. Wario Bike
    33. Phantom
    32. Booster Seat
    31. Sugarscoot
    30. Bit Bike
    29. Zip Zip
    28. Super Blooper
    27. Standard Kart L
    26. Standard Kart M
    25. Standard Kart S
    24. Sprinter
    23. Standard Bike L
    22. Standard Bike M
    21. Standard Bike S
    20. Offroader
    19. Piranha Prowler
    18. Blue Falcon
    17. Tiny Titan
    16. Shooting Star
    15. Dolphin Dasher
    14. Jet Bubble
    13. Flame Flyer
    12. Honey Coupe
    11. Mini Beast
    10. Classic Dragster
    9. Cheep Charger
    8. Sneakster
    7. Spear
    6. Quacker
    5. Magikruiser
    4. Wild Wing
    3. Bullet Bike
    2. Mach Bike
    1. Flame Runner
    Definitely agree with top 4 for sure!

  • @legoclayface
    @legoclayface 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Unpopular opinion: the Phantom is actually a decent bike. Sure, it's an outside drifter with a low drift stat, but all you have to do is start drifting earlier than you would an inside drift bike and you can easily work around this. The bike also features a solid balance of speed and acceleration, making it unnecessary to do a stop boost after you've been hit with an item. I won many races using the bike even on tracks with tight turns, people just don't know how to properly use the bike.

  • @mablem487
    @mablem487 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Who's here after the Rapide got a world record? (Shy Guy Beach Glitch)

  • @beardeddragonlad5896
    @beardeddragonlad5896 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Dolphin Dasher actually had a world record before on mushroom gorge for 1 day btw.

    • @greninjamariokartpokemonfan
      @greninjamariokartpokemonfan ปีที่แล้ว +5

      The Sneakster also had a world record on Mushroom Gorge, but this one was for 87 days.

  • @MontagnaMagica
    @MontagnaMagica 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Dolphin Dasher is criminally-underrated on this list.

    • @petitpanierdosier3206
      @petitpanierdosier3206 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yes but a lot of people don't really know anything about the stats of the vehicles and characters. The same who will say walluigi gives you drift boost lmao...

    • @markymark443
      @markymark443 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's almost as good (if not as good) as the Magikruiser on a course like Shy Guy Beach

    • @MontagnaMagica
      @MontagnaMagica 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@markymark443 Yes, and online, that extra weight comes in handy versus the Magikruiser.

    • @campbellblock3061
      @campbellblock3061 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@petitpanierdosier3206 Yes it is really frustrating when people use the actual stat bars to make claims for stats

    • @petitpanierdosier3206
      @petitpanierdosier3206 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@campbellblock3061 or the yellow orange red chart when you type mkwii stats on google image lol

  • @AldyBoi1
    @AldyBoi1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Amazing video! I liked how you used more aspects than just the stats alone but including stuff like popularity. Keep it up!

    • @Zakziko
      @Zakziko  3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thank you dude!!

    • @kart5486
      @kart5486 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hey@@Zakziko , was wondering if I could clip the part where you said that the MK8 vehicles feel too similar, 'cause I'm making a MK8 mod, and wanted to include this part in my first YT vid.

    • @Zakziko
      @Zakziko  2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kart5486 Of course bro

  • @blibblab222
    @blibblab222 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    considering i’m only 13 and grew up with the PAL version of the game, i’m happy that someone else actually knows the names of them. you never see anyone calling it the bowser bike. always the flame runner (but flame runner does sound better)

    • @djbreadx
      @djbreadx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      finally another pal player!

    • @FigureFarter
      @FigureFarter 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      No one calls it the booster seat anyway, everyone calls it the baby booster

    • @djbreadx
      @djbreadx 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@FigureFarter yeah booster seat is a dumb name, its one of the few times where the pal name is better. Also which name do you prefer, shooting star or twinkle star?

    • @FigureFarter
      @FigureFarter 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@djbreadx Either is good

    • @yerman0564
      @yerman0564 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@djbreadx B Dasher MK 2 is miles ahead of Sprinter though.

  • @alokbilkhu
    @alokbilkhu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    You said exactly how awful the jetsetter is - someone needed to! I love how you said the rest of the stats were non-existent!

  • @SansioKongCountry
    @SansioKongCountry 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Aye, great video you made here lad! I don't play competitively but I've played this game for a LOOOOONG time, and even played online a bit when it was still up! I was not keen on what vehicle was best and just used what I wanted to that day lol. Nowadays I know much more and I definitely main Funky with either the Flame Runner or Flame Flyer, not just because he's basically the best character stats wise, but also personality wise lol.

    • @Zakziko
      @Zakziko  3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah man Funky kong is such a legendary character

  • @fakebox7337
    @fakebox7337 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Really nice video! Definitely gonna subscribe. I main Baby Luigi + Mini Beast so it's nice to see it up somewhat high on the list.

    • @Zakziko
      @Zakziko  3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thanks man yeah I love it when people main karts!!

    • @fakebox7337
      @fakebox7337 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Zakziko Yeah I main karts becauss they are very fun to use. Bikes are fun to use as well but when I win the Mini Beast, I feel overjoyed because its a lot harder to win with it. Not to mention, orange mini-turbos are so satisfying to pull off. I don't know why but I've always loved pulling off mini-turbos and just drifting a lot.

  • @ShiftyGuy777
    @ShiftyGuy777 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    11:11 Glad to see my favorite vehicle this high on the list. Waluigi does indeed help Flame Flyer's issue.

  • @grannest5050
    @grannest5050 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Honestly I think you should mention the Flame Flyer Acceleration stat. When you play it sometimes you litteraly want to charge a mini turbo after a shock or just hitting a wall because its accel is soooo trash ! Good list and arguments btw I've enjoyed the video ^^

    • @Zakziko
      @Zakziko  3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thank you fella. The acceleration stat for me isn’t that important since if you charge a mini turbo after you won’t lose too much time. If you couldn’t charge a mini turbo then yeah the acceleration stat would be a big problem with some vehicles

    • @georgehunter2175
      @georgehunter2175 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Zakziko In my opinion, its acceleration is so poor that it feels like stand still mini turbos are necessary even after slipping on a banana or after a shock. Probably just my irritation with how slow it is to speed up after losing half its speed but still. Enjoyed the vid tho!

  • @hmmmmm1844
    @hmmmmm1844 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Nice video dude

  • @Tom-vx7qh
    @Tom-vx7qh 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "the name is a mouthful"
    Yeah that's what happens when you say "B Dasher Em Kay Two"
    It's the "B Dasher Mark Two" my man

    • @Zakziko
      @Zakziko  2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oh crap never realised that lmao

    • @MKWahPhil
      @MKWahPhil 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol I always thought the MK would mean Mario Kart and I always got confused because there's no Mario Kart 2 xD

  • @UnderfellSansTheEdgySkeleton
    @UnderfellSansTheEdgySkeleton 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    When I was younger long ago I never knew the Flame Flyer was the best kart in the game but remember using Funky on the kart all the time

  • @electricboi9319
    @electricboi9319 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Accurate list. Tho I will always and forever stay true to my man Toad and the amazing Minibeast! My favorite combination

  • @christiangrant4357
    @christiangrant4357 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Zakziko: the dolphin dasher is more like an offroad vehicle Magikruiser: am I a joke to you?

  • @nikideca
    @nikideca 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Underrated video :)

    • @Zakziko
      @Zakziko  3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thank you!

  • @danielhuszar2248
    @danielhuszar2248 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This was such a cool video to watch.

    • @Zakziko
      @Zakziko  3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thanks homie

  • @Mullkaw
    @Mullkaw 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    A few MKWii vehicle facts not mentioned in the video (a lot are pulled from mariowiki, but 🤫):
    Zip Zip/Rapide: has the highest off-road (62) of any medium size vehicle (it was mentioned that it was the 3rd best, the first two are both small vehicles.
    Sugarscoot/Bon Bon: has the same speed (32) as the goddamn Quacker: a vehicle known for having very poor speed
    Wario Bike: Design directly from the WarioWare series; highest handling (56) of any large vehicle. Handling *is* useful for outside drifting vehicles, as they can't rely on their drift for quick maneuvering
    Phantom: Has the single lowest drift stat in the game, which is surprising, because you would expect a kart to hold that title. Also has the same off road (56) as the Dolphin Dasher: a vehicle known for having good off-road
    Bit Bike: The vehicle with the lowest speed (25) in the game.
    Booster Seat/Baby Booster: The _kart_ with the lowest speed (27) in the game. The kart counterpart to the Bit Bike, except the Bit Bike can wheelie, so this may as well be the game's slowest vehicle.
    Super Blooper/Turbo Blooper: Correction: it has the third lowest drift (21), not the second. Bottom two are the Offroader (18) and the aforementioned Phantom (17).
    Blue Falcon: Design directly from the F-Zero vehicle of the same name. As F-Zero is known for speed, MKWii's Blue Falcon is also the fastest small kart, having the same speed stat as the Flame Runner (60)
    Tiny Titan/Rally Romper: it should come as no surprise that it is the kart with the highest off-road. I mean look at those tires, did you really think any kind of terrain would slow it down? lmao
    Mini Beast/Concerto: The kart with the highest mini-turbo (64) in the game. Anyone who has used it can tell you that its super mini turbo lasts for eons. Its mini-turbo is part of what gives it the kart BKTs it has.
    Flame Runner/Bowser Bike: The Japanese name of this vehicle is the スーパーバウザー _Super Bowser_ which is one of the few instances of Bowser's international name being used in a game's Japanese video.
    Cool video mate!

    • @Zakziko
      @Zakziko  3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wow I missed a lot of things haha

  • @Coop-su5zt
    @Coop-su5zt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Nice list 👍 I agree with this list for the most part but also another reason the flame runner is the best is because of its hit box to do glitches such as bowsers castle’s one

    • @MKWahPhil
      @MKWahPhil 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I think the main reason why the Flame Runner is the best vehicle is because it's the only inside drifting bike that has great speed, weight, drift and mini turbo which are the most important stats.

    • @Coop-su5zt
      @Coop-su5zt 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes I agree but this stat also is a good but less then op

    • @campbellblock3061
      @campbellblock3061 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mach bike’s hitbox is better at bc glitch though

  • @elkarlo1593
    @elkarlo1593 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I almost always choose the vehicle based on appearance, and that's why I modded my Mario kart Wii
    I have Rosalina on the Wario Car from Double Dash, Rambi Rally from Mario Kart DS, and Ralph's Wrecking Truck from Sonic and All-Stars Racing Transformed

  • @Chicken96809
    @Chicken96809 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    My list:
    36: jetsetter
    35: phantom
    34-32: standard bikes
    31: zip zip
    30: sugarscoot
    29: wario bike
    28-26: standard karts
    25: bit bike
    24: super blooper
    23: off-roader
    22: booster seat
    21: tiny titan
    20: cheep charger
    19: blue falcon
    18: daytripper
    17: classic dragster
    16: sneakster
    15: piranha prowler
    14: jet bubble
    13: sprinter
    12: shooting star
    11: flame flyer
    10: Magikruiser
    9: honey coupe
    8: wild want
    7: mini beast
    6: Dolphin dashser
    5: Quacker
    4: Spear
    3: Mach bike
    2: bullet bike
    1: flame runner
    This focuses on stats and stats only

  • @jt_mallett_ii
    @jt_mallett_ii 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Great video

  • @StormySharki
    @StormySharki 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I beat all of my dads time trials with bowser junior and the sneaker, while he used funky Kong and the flame runner, i was about 8 years old lol and knew nothing about Mario kart Wii’s meta

  • @Real21Gamer
    @Real21Gamer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Funky and Daisy Bike Wii, my favourite racing game

  • @rouge4736
    @rouge4736 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    GREAT VIDEO I SAY THE PHANTOM IS WORSER EVEN DOH IT LOOKS DOPE

  • @Feesh6
    @Feesh6 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Finally a Mario kart tier list that ranks with pretty points

  • @sidritvejseli704
    @sidritvejseli704 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Twd98 turned ones the shpoting star into an inside drifting bike. It was amazing

  • @jinh605
    @jinh605 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    the fact that the zip zip has a world record now is crazy. this game is so crazy.

  • @cmrobbins88
    @cmrobbins88 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I definitely liked using the Sprinter for the aesthetic but the Wild Wing was my go-to in almost every race. Also I sucked with the bikes so normally I never picked them.

  • @greninjamariokartpokemonfan
    @greninjamariokartpokemonfan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    My Vehicle Ranking
    36th: Bit Bike (ODB)
    35th: Booster Seat (K)
    34th: Cheep Charger (K)
    33rd: Zip Zip (ODB)
    32nd: Sugarscoot (ODB)
    31st: Daytripper (K)
    30th: Classic Dragster (K)
    29th: Sprinter (K)
    28th: Wario Bike (ODB)
    27th: Phantom (ODB)
    26th: Offroader (K)
    25th: Jetstetter (K)
    24th: Standard Bike S (ODB)
    23rd: Standard Kart S (K)
    22nd: Tiny Titan (K)
    21st: Blue Falcon (K)
    20th: Quacker (IDB)
    19th: Mini Beast (K)
    18th: Standard Bike M (ODB)
    17th: Standard Kart M (K)
    16th: Standard Bike L (ODB)
    15th: Standard Kart L (K)
    14th: Shooting Star (ODB)
    13th: Super Blooper (K)
    12th: Jet Bubble (IDB)
    11th: Piranha Prowler (K)
    10th: Dolphin Dasher (IDB)
    9th: Magikruiser (IDB)
    8th: Sneakster (IDB)
    7th: Wild Wing (K)
    6th: Honeycoupe (K)
    5th: Flame Flyer (K)
    4th: Spear (IDB)
    3rd: Bullet Bike (IDB)
    2nd: Mach Bike (IDB)
    1st: Flame Runner (IDB)

  • @holdendempsey.6330
    @holdendempsey.6330 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    My Favorite Bike's:
    Flame runner/Bowser bike.
    Mach bike.
    Bullet bike.
    My favorite kart's:
    Flame Fryer.
    Wild wing.
    Mini beast.

  • @craigstephenson7676
    @craigstephenson7676 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Standard bike is underrated IMO it’s the best of the outside drift bikes (best of the worst but still)

    • @rossduncan9516
      @rossduncan9516 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The standard bikes are definitely up there. I'd say the shooting star is the best outside-drift bike tho simply due to its favourable stat-spread whereas the standard bikes are... well, standard.

    • @s1kicks
      @s1kicks 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@rossduncan9516 agreed, only if The Shooting Star was an inside drifting bike it would be top tier

    • @rossduncan9516
      @rossduncan9516 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@s1kicks No doubt. Bullet Bike level at least, possibly even on par with the Mach. Can compete on turns with drift and MT and it doesn't lose as much time off of ramps due to being a Heavyweight vehicle. Lower speed than both is really the only issue.

    • @s1kicks
      @s1kicks 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@rossduncan9516 facts, you actually can get a mod to make the shooting star inside drift but idk how to get that mod lmao

    • @iSkully99
      @iSkully99 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I quite like the standard bike. I always used it back in online battle modes so got really familiar with it that way.

  • @MKWahPhil
    @MKWahPhil 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Great list for the most part, I would only chage some things (I'm mostly looking at stats):
    In my opinion the Jetsetter and the Phantom are by far the worst vehicles.
    I don't think the Wild Wing should be at number 4. In my opinion it should be at number 8 or someting like that and right behind it I would place the Mini Beast, Honey Coupe and Flame Flyer.
    My list of inside drifting bikes looks like this:
    9: Quacker
    8: Jet Bubble
    7: Spear
    6: Dolphin Dasher
    5: Magikruiser
    4: Sneakster
    3: Bullet Bike
    2: Mach Bike
    1: Bowser Bike
    Other then those points I agree with your list. Great job!

    • @Zakziko
      @Zakziko  3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah if the list was mostly based on stats than you are correct. I feel like the Spear would at least be top 5 inside drifting bikes though.

    • @campbellblock3061
      @campbellblock3061 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Interesting putting magikruiser ahead of dolphin dasher. It is better on rsl and sgb, but it has lower speed and drift for other tracks

    • @MKWahPhil
      @MKWahPhil 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@campbellblock3061 Yeah I can't really decide which one's better. Dolphin Dasher might be better honestly.

  • @jayj7463
    @jayj7463 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Really good video

    • @Zakziko
      @Zakziko  3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thanks man!!

  • @thespearmeister2251
    @thespearmeister2251 ปีที่แล้ว

    I wonder how this list would look nowadays, with vehicles like the Shooting Star and the Zip Zip having WR's, snd the fotmer kicking so much ass in the TAS scene that it allowed Spear to almost supercede Flame Runner in BKT count.

  • @gaws9476
    @gaws9476 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Nice video!

    • @Zakziko
      @Zakziko  3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Appreciate it man!!

    • @gaws9476
      @gaws9476 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Keep up the good work!

  • @agentblackbird9435
    @agentblackbird9435 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    *Sobs in being former Zip Zip main* 🥲
    I have a soft spot for it because of that and it arguably being one of if not the most forgotten vehicle in the game like you said

  • @ad4lat
    @ad4lat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I’ve watched this video about 3 times already man

    • @Zakziko
      @Zakziko  3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lmao thats awesome bro!!

    • @keyanboker7033
      @keyanboker7033 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Pathetic.

    • @MKWahPhil
      @MKWahPhil 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same xD

  • @danielapirisi6243
    @danielapirisi6243 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    13:01 not only that but this veichle has the best miniturbo in the entire game (even if miniturbo dosen't matter, just let me have this

  • @EmilyS1234
    @EmilyS1234 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    The daytripper looks awesome!

  • @peke6987
    @peke6987 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    seeing the "fat guy!" mii brings back so much memories...

  • @JonnyTheRWBYDude2004
    @JonnyTheRWBYDude2004 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    My favorite combo: Diddy Kong in the Sneakster
    Unpopular opinion: Outside drifting is better for me, since I use karts too not just karts

  • @LivPC
    @LivPC 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I will forever defend my Toad in Magikruiser choice, what a great combo

  • @CherryColaCake
    @CherryColaCake 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    When I think of MKWii...
    I think of Yoshi-Wild Wing

  • @Ravenerpo
    @Ravenerpo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    top tier video

    • @Zakziko
      @Zakziko  3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thanks!

  • @Drawn_Together_Lover
    @Drawn_Together_Lover หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    The Dolphin Dasher will forever be the bike of my heart. I loved that bike!

  • @elboyosupreme
    @elboyosupreme 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    When I was a young kid I mained the mach bike not knowing it was one of the best vehicles in the game lol

  • @yolojocolo5523
    @yolojocolo5523 หลายเดือนก่อน

    One big reason I like mk wii karts a lot is because of how many you have to earn with grand pris and time travels instead of just getting coins or just starting with almost everything.

  • @anthonycote-girard5941
    @anthonycote-girard5941 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    The best kart looking is for me the Wild Wing (so perfect)

  • @foamblaster
    @foamblaster 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    ive been playing mario cart for my whole life and i didnt know u could play online

  • @campbellblock3061
    @campbellblock3061 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I would put zip zip at least mid tier since it has two tas bkts currently (although for joke reasons lol)
    Additionally, quacker actually has rr glitch because of the wheel placement on the hitbox; weight alone has no effect in time trials.

  • @videojuegosgamer7432
    @videojuegosgamer7432 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Todos los coches de toda la saga mario kart aqui,,,,
    Turbiturbo, Fuego verde, Calesin florido, Paramovil, Bolino bala, Cochecito sonajero, Biplaza waluigi, Kart toad, Turbo birdo, Loco mocon, Kart toadette, Tuberias piraña, Tuberias boo, Kart desfile, Fuego rojo, Calesin florido rosa, Turbo yoshi, Cochecito azul, Koopa movil, Junco Dk, Bowche, Moradon, Standard RB, Rob LGS, B Dachero, Standard MR, Estrella fugaz, Aspiradora 3000, Standard LG, Streamlinero, Royal, Standard PC, Noche trippero, Huevo movil, Standard YS, Cucumbero, Champimovil, Standard TD, Cladle 4, Rambi ridero, Standard DK, Coche verde, Bruto, Standard WR, Dragonfly, Tyranto, Standard BW, Hurricanio, Poder de flor, Standard DS, Baile de noche, Banichero, Standard DB, Tanque de dierra, Mantiso de oro, Standard WL, Zippero,

  • @waluigibinladen7859
    @waluigibinladen7859 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    My jam back in the day was Waluigi or dry bowser on the bowser bike

  • @tomsmithok
    @tomsmithok ปีที่แล้ว

    I would love to see the Mario Kart DS karts ranked someday

  • @jcplays5831
    @jcplays5831 ปีที่แล้ว

    11:55 hah! That’s honestly pretty cool

  • @MarouaneTF
    @MarouaneTF 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    There is no way i just saw the dolphin dasher below the jet bubble

  • @nicholasrehmeier3273
    @nicholasrehmeier3273 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    In my opinion the wild wing and the offroader are both my favorites in the game

    • @Gex8202
      @Gex8202 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The Offroader is actually pretty good, its only the speed stat which kinda holds its back

    • @greninjamariokartpokemonfan
      @greninjamariokartpokemonfan 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​​@@Gex8202The Offroader has awful drift and a huge hitbox. Those also hold it back, and Drift is one the most important stats in the game.

  • @aidankerrigan5640
    @aidankerrigan5640 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Kinda offended that the baby booster was ranked so low

    • @Zakziko
      @Zakziko  3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      LOL sorry mate

  • @wildvolt
    @wildvolt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    jetsetter main here, its best when paired with a character with a mini turbo bonus, like the mii, rosalina, and especially dry bowser and wario
    it makes the goldens feel significantly stronger, and yeah, its a hard vehicle to master, but once you get the hang of using it, you'll be surprised at just how well it competes online (provided no items screw you over)
    i'd suggest practicing with 100cc before going back to 150cc
    also, some turns like the super sharp turn on snes mario circuit 3, you'll need to go outward, start a drift, and immediately cancel and hop into a 2nd drift to make it without slowing down
    you could also use it on auto for much more mobility, but with auto you'll probably want funky kong (i suck at auto lol)

    • @Zakziko
      @Zakziko  3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wow dude huge respect to you for maining the jetsetter. I would love to see you do some races on that!!

    • @wildvolt
      @wildvolt 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      i could race with you some point if you wanted

    • @Zakziko
      @Zakziko  3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah I will hopefully set up a discord one day and we can make it happen

    • @CrisWas_Taken
      @CrisWas_Taken 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jetsetter sucks but not bottom 5, but you’re pretty much forced to use characters with a mt bonus since u already have so much speed. Double drifting helps but its drift is still bad and the jetsetter can’t grip the ground to save its life. Gets hit by back items easliy. Jetsetter is not the worst vehicle all in all.

    • @wildvolt
      @wildvolt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@CrisWas_Taken i believe the jetsetter has the 10th best overall times in time trials, it can definitely compete online with enough practice
      unfortunately people like troy toting it as the worst vehicle ever has given it a bad reputation

  • @greninjamariokartpokemonfan
    @greninjamariokartpokemonfan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I bet if the Phantom and Zip Zip had better speed and drift, and if they had inside drift, they wouldn't be the laughing stocks of Mario Kart Wii anymore. Similarly, if the Shooting Star had inside drift, it would easily compete with the Flame Runner, and if the Jet Bubble had similar stats to the Sneakster and Spear, it being the fastest small bike (just as the Blue Falcon is the fastest small vehicle) would allow it to compete with the aforementioned vehicles.

  • @DeathGamer-8200
    @DeathGamer-8200 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Also, the game doesn't die because of what you say at the beginning, it's broken(a speedrun reason), having a course as a meme(coconut mall), and more.

  • @jase5432
    @jase5432 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Dry bones + Bullet bike is literally the only combo I used as a kid

  • @redscorpion9411
    @redscorpion9411 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Since I’m a Kart guy in Mario Kart, I’ve used the Wild Wing as my vehicle of choice. Sometimes I’ve beaten my brother in a bike with the Wild Wing!

  • @v_v8721
    @v_v8721 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    12:47 OMG YES, I only used this bike and Toad and It literally gets you on 1st place really fast, If you have some King Mushrooms.

  • @beardeddragonlad5896
    @beardeddragonlad5896 ปีที่แล้ว

    I Use Baby Luigi and the Majikruser because Baby Luigi is not annoying and looks good and The majikruser has great offroad. (I actually have problems being offroad)

  • @RGC_animation
    @RGC_animation 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I used to use the standart L bile, realised my mistake way too late

  • @allacid
    @allacid 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    You R an underrated youtuber

    • @Zakziko
      @Zakziko  3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thanks!

  • @niculiat
    @niculiat 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    New sub :D

    • @Zakziko
      @Zakziko  3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thanks fella

  • @goldenguy7470
    @goldenguy7470 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I hope that most of the tracks for the boster pack because that would be amazing sense it is my favorite MK game

  • @minjaeryu8176
    @minjaeryu8176 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Wow this was so much better than troy’s tier list. Comical, geneneralistic, funny, and very interactive!

    • @Zakziko
      @Zakziko  3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thank you fella

    • @minjaeryu8176
      @minjaeryu8176 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Zakziko np

  • @dark_galaxy73
    @dark_galaxy73 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    you monster, sugarscoot is in my top 5.

  • @harduken5248
    @harduken5248 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    yes
    indeed

  • @maxbabl2691
    @maxbabl2691 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Good video

    • @Zakziko
      @Zakziko  3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thanks!

  • @coryo.3898
    @coryo.3898 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Great this is the great challenge

  • @ZitrusCS
    @ZitrusCS 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Your editing style and energy is incredible, you just need a better mic!!

    • @Zakziko
      @Zakziko  3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thank you bro yeah hopefully in the future I can get one

  • @johnishmael22
    @johnishmael22 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Daisy with the mach bike or sneakster is the best combo.

  • @jackk.33
    @jackk.33 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I always use Yoshi in the sneakster so seeing it in the top 10 made me smile :)

    • @alokbilkhu
      @alokbilkhu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      If course it's top ten - it's inside drift!

    • @jackk.33
      @jackk.33 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@alokbilkhu that’s true

    • @alokbilkhu
      @alokbilkhu 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jackk.33 Only the dolphin dasher finished outside the top 10 out of the inside drift vehicles, and that was still 12th.

  • @Chicken96809
    @Chicken96809 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    My TIER list:
    S - Flame Runner and bullet bike
    The flame runner is the best vehicle, the bullet bike has slightly less weight but much more drift and mini turbo than the Mach bike
    A - Mach bike, Quacker, and the Spear
    The Mach bike has excellent speed and drift, the Quacker is extremely easy to use and has the highest stat points, the Soear has excellent speed and weight + inside drift
    B - Mini beast, Flame flyer, Wild wang, Dolphin dasher, and magikruiser,
    The 3 karts are the top 3 best karts in the game, the dolphin dasher is so underrated, the magikruiser has the best off-road
    C - the Shooting star, bit bike, classic dragster, Sneakster, and Sprinter
    The first to vehicles are the 2 best outside drifting bikes, if they had inside drift they could easily compete with the flame runner and bullet bike, but sadly they have outside drift with makes them hard to use despite have food stats, the sneakster is decently hard to use, it’s not that good for inward drift bike, the Sprinter is kinda hard to use but it’s viable on Automatic
    D - Every other vehicle in the game
    All the other vehicles are Very bad compared to the all the vehicles I just mentioned
    F - Jetsetter and Phantom
    These vehicles have no Use or purpose, the Phantom has the lowest drift stat in the game (17/80) plus it drifts outward, if i has a decent drift stat and inside drift it would be an easy A tier, but sadly the vehicle has outside drift and 16/80 drift, witch makes it near impossible to use even though it has decent stats, now for the jetsetter, this large kart has the 3rd lowest acceleration, Worst handling, 2nd Worst mini Turbo, 3rd lowest off-road, and one of the lowest drift stat, there’s nothing you do to have a good experience with this vehicle, speed is all this large kart has going for it

  • @Sedral
    @Sedral 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Mariokart wii would be so balanced if inside drift was removed

    • @Zakziko
      @Zakziko  3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      If there were no inside drift bikes then the game would have died ages ago

    • @reason9262
      @reason9262 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It would also be far worse

  • @joannatravers5682
    @joannatravers5682 ปีที่แล้ว

    The nostalgia 😢

  • @4GRJ
    @4GRJ 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    B Dasher Mk. II: An upgraded version of the B Dasher, hence the Mark II
    Nostalgia 1: A vehicle reminiscent of the first Formula 1 cars ever built

  • @DeathGamer-8200
    @DeathGamer-8200 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    You got the number one bike correct because it is the best bike and vehicle in mario kart wii (because of the stats in the vid) and has 25 amazing world records, which is insane! Plus, it has been used for most of the tas shortcuts for cc difficulties like 100, 150, 200, 300, and 400. (Too bad it can't beat the human that beat the tas in one of the bowser castle courses)(yes there is a vid for that)

    • @campbellblock3061
      @campbellblock3061 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Flame runner is not as good as mach bike on 200cc, flame runner is definitely not good on 300cc or 400cc, and there is a wip tas bkt that is faster than wr