@@theshoe17 same i’m so chronically online that i literally recognize this guy in every comment section… HIVEMIND needledrop dontai spectre nfr podcast turning the tables OMG IM REALIZING HOW MANY GODAYUM PLACES I SEE HIM HOLY
Doesn't this mean Cole switched sides and is against drake now, given he makes a track with his enemies? (Sorry I'm not from the US and am looking at this beef from kind of far away)
cal's diss (lyrics): i heard they're scorpions around you you were her loss , but now trouble found you wondering where the views went you hit your ceiling, man, ain't no room for improvement they say nothing's been the same, it's been scary hour since you've been heading down a dark lane it's my comeback season, i'll roast this canada goose i don't even need a reason
been watching this dude since i was higher schooler in 2011, i think this review is the first time I’ve wanted to throw a frozen stick of butter at him lmfao
I really fw future on nights like this, he’s leaning into the imperfections in his voice and those voice cracks in the high notes. It reminds me a little of Mac miller
fantano Future REVIEWS: 2014: Honest 💿 Strong 2 2015: DS2 💿 Light 6 2016: Evol 💿 Light 6 2017: FUTURE 💿 Light 5 HNDRXX 💿 NOT GOOD 2020: High Off Life 💿 Decent 3 2022: I Never Liked You 💿 Strong 5 2024: We Don't Trust You 💿 Strong 7 We Still Don't Trust You 💿 Light 3
Disc 2 off WSDTY combined with the first 8 songs or so of WDTY would have been the perfect trap album, and then a few songs from Disc 1 of WSDTY such as beat it, nights like this etc as bonuses would have been great
The Fantano Paradox: Low score in a lot of cases means the project is good and in many cases it’s one of the artist’s best projects(House of Balloons, MBDTF, Days Before Rodeo, HNDRXX) Really high score also means the album is good is in many cases one of the artist’s best projects (TPAB, Atrocity Exhibition, Piñata, Veteran, Kids See Ghost, IGOR)
The more I listen to the album and think about the title, I really think they lost focus in the process. How on earth do you call it We STILL don't trust you and start singing about your love life. What have they been talking about from the start???
I knew this was going to be hater coded, but the confirmation wasn’t when the wrong album cover was shown, it was when he criticized the better songs for having too many bad songs before it. Truly just grasping at reasons to discount the parts he did enjoy.
Cal is on dizzy's neck, if he don't reply within 24 hours Cal will take his spot in 'THE BIG THREE' that's the rap beef rules ........ the clock is ticking Aubrey!
If Metro Boomin and Future Hendrix changed their names to Death Boomin and Grips Hendrix and this album was called We Still Dont Trust The Money Store you wouldve given it a 10
He thinks what's going on is a classic, loves Miseducation of Lauryn Hill, loves all d'angelo stuff, gave a lot of good ratings for some r&b women for the past few years, future take on R&B just sucks ass
"Clearly" he didnt like the album cuz future just mid bruh. But im sure you like r&b artists who mumbling like they out of breath for 1 hour and a half
This man references HNDRXX and puts up the “High Off Life” cover. Can’t trust this review
That’s just how inseparable they are tbh
Can we trust this review yet?
Exactly. This is definitely the worst review I’ve ever seen on an album in general😆 I feel like it’s just hate
He doesn’t edit his videos
That's why we still don't trust melon 😤😤
We Don't Trust You - 7
We Still Don't Trust You - 3
Together - 10/10 confirmed
Out of 20 Einstein. Bad joke. Bad math.
@@cactaceouswhy are you so angry its a whimsical silly little joke
@@cactaceous🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓
@@cactaceousDamn
@@cactaceous damn chill out if you didnt think it was funny then just move on
waste ur energy on other stuff
Kendrick feature = 7/10
J Cole feature = red flannel
Coincidence?
He def gave it a low ball rating due to the kendrick beef. waaaaaaaack
@@turkomar-vq6okno, he gave it a low rating cuz the albums pretty disappointing
DAMN
@@halfwaydrum2 def isn't a 3/10 tho, come on...
@@turkomar-vq6okbro hated HNDRXX so I can see why. I have the opposite opinion on both projects.
Fantano saw J. Cole on the album and instantly gave it a 3.
FACTS
fair tbh
I think a 3 is being generous, J. Cole sucks ass
Earned
@@tylerpurrden the goat
If this album was called we don’t trust you, you would’ve given it a 7
True
Very funny indeed
No
Xd
Okay this one was actually funny.
Fantano a confirmed Drake ghostwriter
Proof that Drake is a joke
Finally Drake haters caught one 😭
Fantano ghoswrote a fake DM to Drake to save him face from the horrible message he actually sent him
He was honestly cooking
drake is laughing and kicking his feet right now watching this
Jeez i see you everywhere bro tf
@@theshoe17 same i’m so chronically online that i literally recognize this guy in every comment section… HIVEMIND needledrop dontai spectre nfr podcast turning the tables OMG IM REALIZING HOW MANY GODAYUM PLACES I SEE HIM HOLY
Please refer to him by his proper name: BBL Drizzy
Drake is the last person that should be laughing at Fantano's review 😂
You're taking this comment on tour, I see.
i don't trust you melon
still*
😂
Good. Because he needs to redo the MGMT review and give it the score it deserves.
After this and his review of vultures same bro 🙏💀
@@Dawgwhat1 Nah Vultures was garbaggio, quit the ye dicksuck
“minus 4 no kendrick”
😂😂😂😂
Would’ve given it a 10 if Sexy Red featured
Justifiably so
a sexy red feature would mean this album would have some sort of a pulse at least so yeah probably
@@superjchamma glo is better tbh
@@superjchamma thank god we don't have her here, she would totally ruin the vibes with her annoying delivery
Would’ve been a 55 for Taylor swift feature
BREAKING NEWS: Anthony Fantano found dead in his home with bullet wounds after losing Young Metro's trust
Too far
This actually made me laugh out loud. idk if this is a copypasta but that's funny af.
187 likes on your comment - coincidence?…
@@moneyman5evahow’s it too far it’s a joke based on one of metro’s producer tags “if young metro don’t trust you I’m gonna shoot you”
@@moneyman5evaTell that 2 metro
if young melon don’t trust you, no vegan cookie recipe for you
If You're Eating Melon It's Too Late
To Pimp a Melon
@@ski-mask-the-slump-god
MELONADE
The Life of Melon
Melon Hill Drive
drake the type of guy to yell “hip hip hurray!!” after fantano drops a 3-bomb on future and drumline
Drumline is crazy gang
future and drumline is CRAZY
😂
Read it like Hip Hop Hurray 😂
J cole randomly appearing on the album is still the funniest part about this album for me
Doesn't this mean Cole switched sides and is against drake now, given he makes a track with his enemies? (Sorry I'm not from the US and am looking at this beef from kind of far away)
@@PfarurzWurznah. really not that deep he worked on the track before all this happened and his verse was chill anyway (no disses)
@@PfarurzWurzJ Cole has no enemies
Alright got it thanks guys!
seriously wtf 😭😭😭😭😭
The return of Cal has been glorious and bountiful may his glory shine on us for many moons to come!
Call him Calzone Chefchesta cause he just cooked Drake alive 🔥🔥
@@fentanylfrog8403that was actually good.
I agree
Bars, low-key
"on albums like HNDRXX"
*flashes High Off Life*
Someone cought it😂
who gives af
@@burnacco192 people?
@@kuzivam1🤓☝️
Fantano when an album features kdot: 7
Fantano when an album features Cole: 3
It is what it is. Accurate ratings
I thought we still dont trust you was better than their last album but thats just me
If this was called "If Kids Still Don't Trust Ghosts" you would have given it a 10 melon
That would be a crazy drake shot ngl
kids see ghostwriters
kids still don’t see ghosts
oh my god fantano please just oil me up rn
which part(s) of your body?
bro????
Ayooo
- drake
Melon, just because Kendrick & Drake didn't make out in the project it doesn't mean you should give it a 3
correct, because of that, it SHOULD be a 0.
cal's diss (lyrics):
i heard they're scorpions around you
you were her loss , but now trouble found you
wondering where the views went
you hit your ceiling, man, ain't no room for improvement
they say nothing's been the same, it's been scary hour since you've been heading down a dark lane
it's my comeback season, i'll roast this canada goose
i don't even need a reason
🔥🔥🔥
Way better than jake the Canadian wheelchair rap boi
@@renzo_kookin4208Actually kinda fire. Cal has bars.
Shit is ass
Holdup, let Cal cook…
I personally loved this record more than the first, rnb future is so elegant.
Im with ya man, fantano missed the point
It was a mix of albums like Hendrix, Save Me, and Wizard, I love it
lowkeyyy my fav future album including the second disc
I think this album is way better and more cohesive than the first one
Love it even more than the first 🫶🏻 think fantano just doesn’t get rnb future
but if the album name was "we still dont pimp a butterfly" you wouldve given it a 10
kids still see ghosts
Still the money store
Drake aint gonna let you hit melon
idk he might
i think Drop & Give Me 50 is like the first positive opinion melon has of drake in a big while, not sure what these points are
Show of hands is peak ASAP bro we are so back
Young Metro about drop the best cookie recipe
We don't trust you received a 7 and We still don't trust you received a 3, so it's basically a 10
Yeah we all knew he wasn’t gonna like this one, because of what happened back in the day with HNDRXX
been watching this dude since i was higher schooler in 2011, i think this review is the first time I’ve wanted to throw a frozen stick of butter at him lmfao
Same lol
This album is better than the first one, i was expecting him to not like it as much as the first but giving it 3 is fucking insane
Yeh this is a shit review
did you miss the hndrxx review lmao
I know I’m in the minority, but I liked more songs off of this album than the first. this one has more songs though …
cant beliebe he gave it a 10 🔥🔥
I trust you ❤️❤️
upcoming We Trust You EVEN LESS Than Before Somehow aimed at Fantano confirmed
knew this was comin as soon as i heard it was like Hendrixx
Future gonna DM you vegan cupcake recipe
cant wait for them to complete the trilogy with "we trust you (jk no we don't)"
I really fw future on nights like this, he’s leaning into the imperfections in his voice and those voice cracks in the high notes. It reminds me a little of Mac miller
Disc 2 is basically a monster sequel and they should’ve stuck with that the whole way through cause it slaps
Bro hated HNDRXX so this isn't surprising
I love that this album has chill energy. Ive been listening to this in a dream state since the release.
If this was titled We Dont Trust You you would have given it a 7
Mind games
Drake been REEEEEEAL quiet since Cal Chuchesta's diss track dropped
If this album was called "we still dont trust a pimp" youd have given it a butterfly
fantano
Future REVIEWS:
2014:
Honest 💿 Strong 2
2015:
DS2 💿 Light 6
2016:
Evol 💿 Light 6
2017:
FUTURE 💿 Light 5
HNDRXX 💿 NOT GOOD
2020:
High Off Life 💿 Decent 3
2022:
I Never Liked You 💿 Strong 5
2024:
We Don't Trust You 💿 Strong 7
We Still Don't Trust You 💿 Light 3
You missed WZRD
@@aidanlindsay9649 thank you, i had forgotten about that album
Sheesh these are rough lol
Edit plz about wzrd@@metromalone2000
@@mr.bigweld8138he rated the WZRD a 7
Disc 2 off WSDTY combined with the first 8 songs or so of WDTY would have been the perfect trap album, and then a few songs from Disc 1 of WSDTY such as beat it, nights like this etc as bonuses would have been great
2:56 lol that's 'High off Life' not HNDRXX
Why do they still not trust me man? C'mon.
The Fantano Paradox:
Low score in a lot of cases means the project is good and in many cases it’s one of the artist’s best projects(House of Balloons, MBDTF, Days Before Rodeo, HNDRXX)
Really high score also means the album is good is in many cases one of the artist’s best projects (TPAB, Atrocity Exhibition, Piñata, Veteran, Kids See Ghost, IGOR)
Hndrxx didn't get a score. It got a not good.
I love how Cal has been in so many reviews lately. Feels like the old days of the channel
The more I listen to the album and think about the title, I really think they lost focus in the process. How on earth do you call it We STILL don't trust you and start singing about your love life. What have they been talking about from the start???
No way you didn’t like the title track
It’s so fuckin good
@@anons000he didn’t even mention nights like this which is arguably the best song on the album
personally in my opinion We Don’t Trust You 10/10 We Still Don’t Trust You 8/10 I absolutely loved it personally
Ain't no way Dr. Drake coming back from Cal's stone cold bars 💀
Deadass sat here like "didn't this album just come out why you reviewing it again?"
I never in a million years ever thought that melon would compare future to corey feldman holy this is a historic moment
this album did NOT need to be 88 minutes long lmao
4:40 “ asking future to take the lead on a record like this is like trying to saw through steel with a butter knife “ LOOL
Drake now following your channel like he follows the smell of freshly-baked windowsill pies
can't believe Anthony went this whole video without mentioning Nights Like This, probably one of my fav Future tracks ever
“Pinnacle of toxic masculinity” I can’t can’t listen to baldy anymore man 😂🤦🏻♂️
Love seeing the Ghost vinyl on display in the background
2:55 thats not HNDRXX
I feel like fantanos letting a decade of Cole hate spill out in one week and I’m here for it
man i just love the cal chuchesta bits i hope they keep coming this good
Cal's a capella freestyle off the dome was kind of wicked cmon now
If this album was called We Still Pimped a Butterfly you would’ve given it a 10
I called the red shirt 4 mins into this album lmaooo
The face on the thumbnail is how music fans feel about fantano
My guy didn’t even review disc 2 😑
You would give this a 10/10 if the album was called We Still Trust Melon
Cal sounds like he’s ready for the New New Calassic 2
The second album is much better than the first and also the second disc is nit even close as good as the first one.
Wtf ist this guy on
The majority of this album is future singing more about girls and relationships then Drake does
Future only sings about girls and drugs
I don’t agree with this review but I loved watching it.
If this album was called "We Still Don't Trust a Butterfly" you would've given it a 10
Can never take this man seriously after the hood’s hottest princess review
Same fr
Y'all are morons
Album is a bit bloated but the title track alone is worth a listen. It could've used some trimming but I would say it's more so around a 5 than 3.
title track is amazing, mindblowing to me
WE STILL DONT TRUST YOUUUUUU
*The weekend in the background* AaAaAaAaHhH
This is peak right there
Bro said HNDRXX and put up High Off Life
Yall trippin this album was FANTASTIC
quite fond of all the cal inclusion lately
I knew this was going to be hater coded, but the confirmation wasn’t when the wrong album cover was shown, it was when he criticized the better songs for having too many bad songs before it. Truly just grasping at reasons to discount the parts he did enjoy.
I liked this album but unfortunately Anthony didn’t like it so I no longer like it 😔
I am so, so glad that you are joking
I was hoping that if I asked again later, they would finally trust me 😢
If you’re going to highlight Disc 2 as having strong points then why didn’t you factor those songs into your review WTF lol?
the two songs that are decent are outweighed by TWENTY TWO shitty ones lol
That diss from Drake even turned melon to his side
HNDRXX got a 'NOT GOOD' so this was expected.
we don't trust you got a strong 7 so this was unexpected
@@demi172 Did you even listen to the album?
@@PrincipalSkinner3190 yeah 2nd album better than first
On the bright side, if u put these 2 albums scores together you get a 10!
If it was called “I still trust you” it would have been a 10
no its mid
I really love that Cal is getting slowly drawn back to the reviews
15 seconds no likes fantano fell off
Omg ur so funny
I've seen this as the top comment 4 entirely separate videos today. Wtf is happening
@@andrewferris8169 Dead Internet Theory
lame
gargle and spit out another bad comment that got likes
On production quality alone giving this a 3 is honestly an embrassment. Wtf is this review?
Cal is on dizzy's neck, if he don't reply within 24 hours Cal will take his spot in 'THE BIG THREE' that's the rap beef rules ........ the clock is ticking Aubrey!
If Metro Boomin and Future Hendrix changed their names to Death Boomin and Grips Hendrix and this album was called We Still Dont Trust The Money Store you wouldve given it a 10
if it was called we still dont trust pimping a butterfly hed give it a 10
if it was called we dont pimp you he would’ve given it a 10
Something something would’ve given it a 10 something something to pimp a butterfly
I'm LOVING the amount of Cal we've been getting
Melon this is why they still don't trust you...
Has this guy ever rated a R&B album highly? Clearly doesn’t like R&B or melodic hip-hop
He’s given Ari Lennox, SZA, Daniel Caesar, Erika de Casier and a few other R&B artists I can’t remember favorable reviews before
He thinks what's going on is a classic, loves Miseducation of Lauryn Hill, loves all d'angelo stuff, gave a lot of good ratings for some r&b women for the past few years, future take on R&B just sucks ass
me when the artist i like gets bad rating "omg you clearly hate [artist i like's genre]! bad review"
"Clearly" he didnt like the album cuz future just mid bruh. But im sure you like r&b artists who mumbling like they out of breath for 1 hour and a half
You was a melons number 1 fan dawg 😞
if it was called “KIDS STILL DON’T TRUST YOU” you would give it a 10