I had a friend who was TSA you definitely remind me of him lmao. once my expensive makeup palette almost didn’t make it on the airplane I was so nervous
Awesome video Ryan you play the part of a TSA Officer really well! Next time I am going through security at the airport I'm gonna have a little chuckle 🤭 thinking about this! Thank you so much Ryan for a very relaxing video! 😊💜
One time the tsa guy yelled at me for having a novelty soda in my bag (I forgot to take it out after my last trip). That soda was a warheads soda from Vegas and he dumped it out. Afterwards he said “we could arrest you for that”
0/10 will be pressing charges against him AND Debby for : destruction of private property, unlawful confiscation, and defamation. I will be expecting at least $100,000
this pissed me off so much, i was arguing with my PHONE 😭😭 especially considering i just came back from a trip where i almost got my liquids confiscated (that i came in with and it was fine then???)
Not the hooters card😭
fr fr got me dying
That got no cranking lol 😂
That had me dead 😂🤣😂🤣
What is hooter?!
@@suvomondal3367hooters is a restaurant where the waitresses are underdressed and hot
These just hit diffrent when your zoned out cause your so tired
True
or high
fax
@@MassMonster2007W lol
You know he's good at playing these characters when they actually annoy you
That profile makes me sad cuz I found out what happens to the tiny robot that helped us in stray at the end. :(
“No…no…bad passenger!”
Passenger: …🐕
Haha
I Imagine he is just a criminal disguised as a TSA agent and is just taking our stuff 😂😂
bro really threw out that kid’s inhaler
no vapes allowed haha
@@nd6274Yeah. The withdrawals they get are crazy.
@@RonaldTrumpOfficialThey act like they’re dying or something. “I can’t breathe” 😂
Bro just stated what he said 3 seconds ago
@@NoLifeWoodwhat drama queens 😤😤 like, save some attention for the rest of us
So what if I have an extremely hazardous eldritch being of pure chaos that does nothing but evil inside of my bag? I can't have fun anywhere, man.
Your name is the joke that made me a trumpet player
I knew flying spirit was a bad idea 😞
Lmaoooo
Nooo
"We'll see 😉"
The hooters card is insane
Using this to mentally prepare for my trip in a couple days 😂
21:46. that is my brain 🧠 I have been trying to find it for years
Who asked?
Being a TSA Agent sounds awesome especially the fancy card you get with it 👍
I had a friend who was TSA you definitely remind me of him lmao. once my expensive makeup palette almost didn’t make it on the airplane I was so nervous
Who asked
@@CocoCoco-d2ri asked
@@CocoCoco-d2rWho asked for you to exist.
@@CocoCoco-d2r I did
@@CocoCoco-d2rme
I just got back from France and this is the most relatable video ever ❤❤😂
He plays it so well he pisses me off in this one😂
I haven’t watched this yet but I already know this is going to be hilarious as well as relaxing! Thank you Ryan 😊
POV: your a poc arriving at the airport
💀
What's a POC?
@@arctic_lime person of colour
So real
@@SuperBubbles24 oh.. 💀
8:05 he got teabagged during a match cracks me up
More than 3 “wells” is diabolical
Another HILARIOUS roleplay 😂
Awesome video Ryan you play the part of a TSA Officer really well! Next time I am going through security at the airport I'm gonna have a little chuckle 🤭 thinking about this! Thank you so much Ryan for a very relaxing video! 😊💜
One time the tsa guy yelled at me for having a novelty soda in my bag (I forgot to take it out after my last trip). That soda was a warheads soda from Vegas and he dumped it out. Afterwards he said “we could arrest you for that”
That's poisonous. I can already feel the effects. 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Love ur vids man keep it up! How are you not at 1 mil subs ur a pro!
not the “kerchow” 😭 🚘 ⚡️ 12:40
4:32 Feel like he just wanted to flex on us 😭
Nahh the hooters card is crazy! 😂
The “I’ve has safety training my entire- *the fan slaps his ear sounding like my dads car*
Love these videos man keep it up
he's about to get sued 0:14
I watched this at work and I’m not sure why “it’s uh me, Mario” had me in the mix. lol
That aint being strict thats a robbery
I almost took this channel off my for me page just because of this
I love the TSA ones, so good!
Very funny, love it! The well well well well well had me dying
When you want to relax and laugh this guy is a god
I can’t take this seriously this guy so funny
The TSA role plays are my favorite 😂
these are my favorite keep it up Ryan!!!
Why do the characters have so much lore 😭
I was gonna listen to this to sleep but ive had bad airport experiences too many times, and instead of relaxing i started to panic 😅
Accurate TSA interactions fr fr
I love you accent for asmr!! 💜 (maybe it’s because I’m British haha)
0/10 will be pressing charges against him AND Debby for : destruction of private property, unlawful confiscation, and defamation. I will be expecting at least $100,000
You have the best characters
Those first three items are perfectly fine in tsa.
I’m pretty sure half the things he did were illegal
TSA is back 🎉🎉
The punishment was excessive. I'm gonna sue
This made me more mad than relaxed😂
The ASMR Ryan lore goes hard
He has some… convincing I.D 😅💀
Don't say that this TSA agent don't buy things for his family he just take from travellers and give them to his family💀
0:40 *Powertrip punching bag spotted! Commencing oath and rights violation*
You are literally taking half of his things away😂
12:38 “I don’t wanna go Lightning McQueen on ya.” Bro what 😮
Love these videos mate
the cut would be legendary
😮
He said his children😂😂😂😂
😂 plot twist this is an airport that will soon be hit by the zombie apocalypse.😂
POV: you’re Yuki Tsunoda arriving at the airport for the Las Vegas GP
Sooo relaxing!!
1:01 yet in a pickle 😂😂
Psychotic mannerisms down and perfected. Subscribed.
Love that This character is back!
If a tea agent publicly announced they will be taking a test very soon they can be called a psa ptsa asap agent
That's one handsome man! Thanks Ryan!
Not Larry and Barry😭😭😭😭
He got the hooters VIP pass😂
The punishment was horrifying 😭
nice video at 00.00 in Germany
8:23 had me laughing the hardest
Can we talk about how perfect this man's hairline is? Love ya ryan ❤
Literally the quietest airport ever
bro has a hooters badge/tag😭
Ryan idk what this video gonna be about but its probably gonna be good any way. Keep up the good videos❤
Bro the hooters card😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
You Are the best and funniest asmrtist😂
Like Napoleon once said "there's nothing we cand do he has a hooters card"
this pissed me off so much, i was arguing with my PHONE 😭😭 especially considering i just came back from a trip where i almost got my liquids confiscated (that i came in with and it was fine then???)
"Debra slice that in half", one detached jaw and brain damage later
We're late for flight with this one
Its 5 am. This is playing in the backround while i play read dead redemption 😅
These are my favorite videos
His tsa card is hooters😂😂
Before 50k views
👇🏻
Your videos help my anxiety so much thank you Ryan I luv ya
If I was the camera, I woulve been ready to hide Ryan in the plane storage🙂
⭐️
Stole my money and half of my belongings
Will not come back
It killed me when he spat out the gum 😭😭
You posted this after I went through tsa-
🖐️ a request for Ryan to do a "top 10 favourite movies" video
Call Me Crazy.But We Need Ryan To Do A Costco Employee ASMR.
yoooooo not the inhaler 💨
Love your videos
The most rage inducing asmr video I have ever watched
Rest In Piece hooters card. Will be missed
The most corrupt TSA agent ever existed
did ryan make the hooters card or did he go to a hooters
bro took everything i got
This tsa agent would get sued to high heaven irl