I lost it @5:49. Some people really are that stupid. Your reaction face was priceless man. You're definitely my favorite ASMRtist and I think I'll purchase one of your Spring tees.
This is unrelated to the video but seeing you and gibi on the episode of Assumptions made my day because you guys are my 2 favorite ASMRtists! Keep it up!
nobody appreciates the lore of Jeremy's Jolly games and Rico's Razors bro. like in the barber video before the mad max one we find out Rico's has bean around seance old timrs, and now its a crime place as we find out in the good cop bad cop video. really good stuff, its also great asmr all in all top notch content.
Been binging you videos over the past few days so real excited for this! Your videos never fail to make me smile before taking a nap or going to bed, also makes for great entertainment while im waiting for my bf to have internet again too (hes Ukrainian, so it goes out often unfortunately). Keep up the amazing work, Ryan!! Excited for all your future videos! (did you get a haircut? Looks great!)💕🫂
Lmao he literally said omg eww ans recoiled in disgust as if he just saw a cockroach upon laying eyes on us and then went, i mean not ew but hi hahsjshsjahhsja i literally actually laughed out loud
Falling asleep to someone calling me dumb every 6 secs should not work… but it does, and I’m here for it
Fr tho
This man made the most relatable video in the world. Get this man an award ASAP
Sadly I can be the nicest worker in the world people still find a way to treat me like shit for working at these kinda places
Facts
Nobody asked my g @@isaiahspivey550
This video is HILARIOUS 😂 your implementation of comedy into ASMR is done in the best way possible and I love it so much
They did our boi John dirty 💀 2:30 - 2:40
I lost it @5:49.
Some people really are that stupid. Your reaction face was priceless man. You're definitely my favorite ASMRtist and I think I'll purchase one of your Spring tees.
I have a blind friend who loves ASMR. I played him this and he kept on trying to explain to Ryan he is blind.
I tried to imagine that and just the funniest thing I've seen
The Mix of tingles and Humor is untouched
This is unrelated to the video but seeing you and gibi on the episode of Assumptions made my day because you guys are my 2 favorite ASMRtists! Keep it up!
Congratulations Ryan, you're the employee of the month 👍👍 !
Is that Drake in the thumbnail?
YOU DID NOT-
Tf
You’re a little too old for him
Yo😭😭
@@TheKalebWard GOODBYE- OMG
nobody appreciates the lore of Jeremy's Jolly games and Rico's Razors bro. like in the barber video before the mad max one we find out Rico's has bean around seance old timrs, and now its a crime place as we find out in the good cop bad cop video. really good stuff, its also great asmr all in all top notch content.
Agreed.
The end bit when he says every time you walk in a piece of me dies it was so funny I loved it😂
This has got to be the funniest, related and relaxing video i seen 😅 great video ryan
Bro really dropped 3 bangers in a row the goat is back
27:50 the only deal you qualify for is SAVING MY JOB 🤣😂🤣
that gag at the registers had me literally LOL 😂
7:19 got me cracking up can of whoop ass great work dude 😂
21:50 was too funny😭🙏
The best asmr TH-camr thanks brother your a real one
He always makes smile and happy. Never stop Ryan :D.
im here to fall asleep not to laugh but this guy is so funny 😭
This is the only asmr video that made me laugh this hard before😂 Keep up the good work!
Hey Ryan, my name is Elijah. I’ve been a fan of this channel for a while and let me tell you you are the best ASMR artist.
Your videos are so funny and relaxing , it’s the only thing that distracts me from my overwhelming thoughts and helps me sleep . Thank you Ryan 🙏🏽🙏🏽
Man I was on the verge of sleep and the can of Whoop-Ass had me dying laughing for 15 minutes this is good stuff keep it up.
5:49 IM ABSOLUTELY DYING I CANTTT
This guy is a legend
This guy is a legend
This guy is a legend
I really enjoyed your vids Ryan ❤
Keep it up man👍🏻
The cut away to the free food got me 😭
seeing a customer and instantly thinking/almost saying Ew.. me too.. 😂 (most of this video is literally me at work)
blank space🧚🏿♀️
bye!!💖
6:40 bro had enough 🤣
I have no worked in 3 grocery stores...this is amazing
Can We Appreciate The Effort Ryan Puts Into This Video? I mean he rented a whole grocery store just for this!!
(for people with -17 humor its a joke)
There's no way Ryan rented out an entire grocery store just for a video that doesn't make sense
@@jiyyohhno way you couldn’t tell how obvious the green screen background is right…
@@Noitssnotmehe's just clearly playing around since I out in Perentacys that it was a joke
@@jiyyohhwhat do you mean it’s obviously real yes trust
Not the over the intercom announcement they did John dirty
5:48 😭
I've seen this channel since the 2021 McDonald's roleplay video during covid...and I'm so happy I stayed
Im trynna sleep and i just start dying laughing at 28:45
Him pointing it out to the others in line like 'did you guys see this?' Got me dying
Ah yes such a. calming experience. Passive aggressive insults just makes me fall asleep
Lovely asmr as always
The omg ew got me😂
He's one of my favorite TH-camrs in this was the best video I've ever seen
10:22 had me dying 😂
Great video Ryan
Just rewatching and noticed the laughing at 15:58
Love this one.
Love your videos Ryan❤❤❤😊
Bro Ryan you made my day or should I say night keep them apples fresh
This is my 2nd fav vid of Ryan
What he doesn't know is i lied to him. My name isn't actually John!
😮
🤯
why is bro slinging it like that 😭9:55
Been binging you videos over the past few days so real excited for this! Your videos never fail to make me smile before taking a nap or going to bed, also makes for great entertainment while im waiting for my bf to have internet again too (hes Ukrainian, so it goes out often unfortunately). Keep up the amazing work, Ryan!! Excited for all your future videos! (did you get a haircut? Looks great!)💕🫂
7:23 DOES HE KNOW CHAT DOES HE KNOW!?
7:23 "think in your brain" 😂😂😂
Kudos for introducing people to Bones Coffee, it's 100% my favorite coffee in the world. Strawberry Cheesecake is the best.
This is too funny to sleep to lol i wanna watch the rest
This is so relatable this is me at work 😂
As someone who worked at a local grocery store in 2022 this video is accurate
Im so relatable with this!
2:11 thanks Ryan 😒🤣
Bro exposed us to the whole store
So your name is John that’s a cool name. My name is Elijah. I wish my name was John.
Did you know you can double tap a comment to like it 👍
No I didn’t 😮
only getting 5 likes when you were asking for likes is crazy
i took my like back after i tried it👍
Didnt know actually
Of course we know
21:03 mint choc chip coffee omg I need to try this 😮
Yes another video for me to sleep toooooooo🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉
23:29 OMG HEATHERS
I'm sorry but those apples in the background look so good, ima get an apple
Edit - I got my apple
was it goob
good*
@@ImperialFold Yes 🍎🍎🍏🍏
Your the best Ryan ❤❤
That "gummy worm" makes me uncomfortable 🤣🤣
23:15 the callout caught me off guard
5:00 my new zealander ass knows a woolies logo when i see one
plot twist; the customer is actually blind and following Ryan's voice for guidance
its funny how the background is in Publix and you always find the nicest employees there 😭
Thank you Ryan for a very relaxing tingly video! 💜😊
This is way too accurate for it's own good
Funniest ASMR video in a while 🤣🤣keep up the good work man!
Lmao for 3k dollar healing ointment, I hope it cures all my medical problems and raises me from the dead 😂
He added AMIBANCE. This makes it so much better.
You forgot the part where they say I’ll be back and never are back.
I literally work at the store in the background 😂
Lmao he literally said omg eww ans recoiled in disgust as if he just saw a cockroach upon laying eyes on us and then went, i mean not ew but hi hahsjshsjahhsja i literally actually laughed out loud
I love these videos
9:42 drake leak
This is just an actual show at this point...
Every video the green screen gets better and better👍
John be starting his villain arc 💀
15:58 goofy ahh laugh
Im crying bro 😭
"where's the produce section?"
"Behind me idiot"
"Thx I'm blind"
"Lmao skill issue"
Love your vids
I find it funny the things with green on them you can see through
yooo thats awesome Jon is my actual nameee
It's delicious*slaps the wacky ass candy together* see XD I'm fucking dying
Another W video
Nice haircut
0:35 😭😭😂
It will be fun that at the finale the cashier find that the costumer can’t really are anythings😂
its giving tsundere
nah bro this is too real
As someone who works retail and in a grocery store yea I've seen some pretty dumb shit
9:38 drake!?
You should make a welcome to heaven video