Thank you for always putting me to sleep, i have really bad insomnia and i have a hard time falling asleep with out my meds and i just wanna say thank you for helping me fall asleep, with or without my meds you always help me get a good nights rest and i just wanted to thank you for that, you are the best dude❤️❤️❤️
WOW! Thank you so so much!!! I appreciate the support! It means the world to me that I can help you in any way ❤️ more to come! Again thank you from the bottom of my heart! 😁
Me: *already stressed about the passport* TSA Ryan: "Please silence your child." Me: "NOW I HAVE A KID?" Seriously tho, this is the most calming airport experience i think ill ever have. Fantastic asmr !! ❤
Been watching for 4-5 years now and your content just keeps getting better. Thank you for the amazing roleplays as always and keep putting them out because I watch every one
You should do a roleplay for Halloween of a normal Halloween store roleplay with an employee and he goes to get something from the back like 20 minutes into the roleplay and then another employee comes and asks you who you were talking to and you say the name on his name tag and then the employee says he was killed in this isle 12 years ago
Hi. This is Scott from Minneapolis, Minnesota and I got to tell you that you are a major talent on TH-cam! I stumbled across ASMR a few years back just trying to get myself tired and it works, but your skits make me laugh like you can't believe. Thank you for sharing your super talent!!
“What are you planning to do with this… scooper?” *turn myself into an animatronic monster made of wires and eyes, scoop out your organs, and take control of your body to escape an underground circus, making you turn purple*
Ryan always be coming in clutch!!! Thank you so much for helping me relax. My insomnia and well.just thoughts in general always keep me awake. I may not always fall asleep to these videos but they are always sooo entertaining and hilarious! Thank you for all you do! Also IMA NEED THAT NECRONOMICON LOL 😂
I was hoping you would put the bio hazard sticker on the kid and you did lmaooo. Had to go to class and got caught up in life but now I get to finish the video!
When he pulled out the sacrificial dagger I was waiting for something like “What’s this, a deadly weapon? Oh, it is? You can keep that, I don’t care. Wait do you have TOOTHPASTE?!?!”
this is the "STORY TIME: MY KID WAS TRAUMATIZED AT THE AIRPORT??" family vloggers tell you about after they come back from their 17th vacation of the month
Thank you for always putting me to sleep, i have really bad insomnia and i have a hard time falling asleep with out my meds and i just wanna say thank you for helping me fall asleep, with or without my meds you always help me get a good nights rest and i just wanted to thank you for that, you are the best dude❤️❤️❤️
not a heart like or comment from him. waste of 10 dollars tbh
WOW! Thank you so so much!!! I appreciate the support! It means the world to me that I can help you in any way ❤️ more to come! Again thank you from the bottom of my heart! 😁
@@wizzy-y1byou’re cringe
@@wizzy-y1bboo hoo, how about you go give financial advice somewhere else.
some people donate to support, not for a like@@wizzy-y1b
imagine been late for your flight and the tsa agent start tapping on your passport 😭
We’re gonna have to do some ASMR before your flight haha, only will take about 20 min
@@TheASMRRyan so happy you have aswered me ryan, sending love from brazil!
@@TheASMRRyanfastest TSA agent in the west
man i miss when i could go to hooters without going through TSA
😂😂😂😂
im inside of your walls@@TheASMRRyan
@@BL_readeeI'm under ur bed also a tip put some deodorant on
@@Tonya-m7bI’m inside your bed, tip you need to wash your sheets.
@@a_ghost8926I'm under the floor board's tip sweep
I really enjoy your sense of humour and the way you make the videos so much fun as well as enjoyable from an ASMR standpoint.
Thank you so so much! I do my best to make it as entertaining as possible while still being able to fall asleep to them
Keep up the Kenergy
Always my friend!
I listen you every night and I just wanted to say thank you for helping me fall asleep so fast keep it up 👍
Thank you so much for the support! I appreciate it and I’m glad you enjoy!
Me: *already stressed about the passport*
TSA Ryan: "Please silence your child."
Me: "NOW I HAVE A KID?"
Seriously tho, this is the most calming airport experience i think ill ever have. Fantastic asmr !! ❤
Been watching for 4-5 years now and your content just keeps getting better. Thank you for the amazing roleplays as always and keep putting them out because I watch every one
You should do a roleplay for Halloween of a normal Halloween store roleplay with an employee and he goes to get something from the back like 20 minutes into the roleplay and then another employee comes and asks you who you were talking to and you say the name on his name tag and then the employee says he was killed in this isle 12 years ago
I’m interested to see if I was used in this video
The lore continues...
LMAO
Deborah will be back! Haha
@@TotallyNormal347 HOLY TIHS
DEBORAH
Another great roleplay! Rocking the blonde!
Thank you so much! I love the new color 👍🏻
Ima start my own lil joining army of 2 whole dollas each time i see a vid pop up (legit every single time)
Hahaha you are a legend already 😂 the 2 dolla crew!
This guy is pretty good actor. He needs to get an acting career.
This is my lucky day, love your TSA videos!
Thank you very much! Hope you enjoy!
Aaa your videos always come out when it’s late and I can’t sleep haha. Thank you Ryan
Always happy to help! 😁
i love this series, glad to see a third. ive always loved showcases of items as asmr
Jojo: this could be the end of ASMR
Ryan: *NOT TODAY*
Why did Jojo say that
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Hi. This is Scott from Minneapolis, Minnesota and I got to tell you that you are a major talent on TH-cam!
I stumbled across ASMR a few years back just trying to get myself tired and it works, but your skits make me laugh like you can't believe.
Thank you for sharing your super talent!!
I love your videos there all ways so tingly and funny
Here we go again worst airport security guard part 3!!!
Woo woo!
@@TheASMRRyan let’s see what you got in the bag 💼 👐🏻
it’s almost like you knew i wanted another one of these videos
Here before it blew up
👇
Fingers crossed! Haha
“What are you planning to do with this… scooper?”
*turn myself into an animatronic monster made of wires and eyes, scoop out your organs, and take control of your body to escape an underground circus, making you turn purple*
"Oh, it looks here like you have a birthday?"
*no, actually, I haven't been born yet*
Believe it or not, this is how TSA actually is sometimes
P.S. Going on a plane to Arizona in 9 Days
Good luck!
@@TheASMRRyan Thanks
Hope u don't get a tsa agent like Ryan I mean no offense of course
I love the ash vs evil dead reference with the necronimicon 😂😂
WOW I did not know I had a birthday thanks for telling me Ryan
I kinda need this after finishing cyberpunk edgrunners. Thx for always being there for me ryan
The hooters card always gets me 😂
Yoooo when did you hit 500k GAHD I MISSED THE BIG FIVE AAHH
you set that child up with the necronomicon 💀
Haven't watched you in a while, love the hair!
You are incredible, every your video Is interesting and so sadisfating❤️
Thank you so so much!
bro said the dipers were bio hazereds like when that person dhiarrea on the delta flight and they said it was a biohazerd
day 1 of asking ryan to do a chiropractor roleplay where halfway through he accidentally breaks your neck and tries to hide the body
0:13
"Are you ladies alright?"
To be honest as a Muslim this is almost every airport visit except the whole tapping and mouth noises but I like the video I love this Chanel
You are the best Ryan! You really should be an actor🙌🏼
Imagine going to the airport and every time u go u have to talk to the same tsa agent for 20 minutes
Nah man give the bear back
The bear is going to jail
of the best asmrtists over here!
Youre just so amazingly the best at asmr no matter what while making jokes💪🏾
I can not get over Ryan being kenough😂❤😊
i havent seen you in a while! love the hair!
Ryan always be coming in clutch!!! Thank you so much for helping me relax. My insomnia and well.just thoughts in general always keep me awake. I may not always fall asleep to these videos but they are always sooo entertaining and hilarious! Thank you for all you do! Also IMA NEED THAT NECRONOMICON LOL 😂
The that’s pretty cool part gave me tingles
The Hooters ID 💀
I’m dead
I’m a special loyalty member special edition 👌🏻 HAHAHA
@@TheASMRRyan omg 💀
When he almost ripped the teddy i audibly gasped and teared up
I was hoping you would put the bio hazard sticker on the kid and you did lmaooo. Had to go to class and got caught up in life but now I get to finish the video!
not the hooters card ☠️ with the blonde? everything about this is beautiful and perfect
How do you expect me to fall asleep when I'm busy laughing at you? You're a nut. 😂😂😂
very tingly ❤
It's a good thing we recorded the TSA agent not being Kenough
The blond suits you so well! 🤩
You only stopped me because I'm wearing socks and sandals, didn't you?
This helps me sleep
2:10 Dude, whyyy?😂
3:40 ☠️☠️I don't feel like sleeping anymore ☠️
Love the Johhny Somali reference 😂
Isn't this, like, *every* TSA examination?
can’t wait to live this in when i go to the airport in like 5 hours💀
The WB of asmr
5:47 biohazard stickers👆🤓
Man I hate it when I have take out my metal knee cap at tsa. Like lemme get on the damn plane (I don’t have metal kneecaps)
Oh Ryan, I wish to see your black hair again , because I miss you black hair so much 😔😢 .
2:38 Bro this airport is just spirit airport and rynair airport combined bro💀💀
The good ol randomly selected 😂😂
I like the hair
change looks 👍 😊
Haha love it ✨
we need a throwback apex legends gameplay vid i used to love those
*Breathes*
TSA agent : I’m gonna need some backup
Not the hooters card !
amazing video
he reminds me so much of paul blart in this LMFAOOO😭😭😭
Meanwhile, me standing behind this guy being interrogated for *22 minutes* while trying to get to my flight
“Don’t be a hero”
When he pulled out the sacrificial dagger I was waiting for something like “What’s this, a deadly weapon? Oh, it is? You can keep that, I don’t care. Wait do you have TOOTHPASTE?!?!”
"Maybe you should've packed clothes" And that's exactly why I'm only taking clothes on my upcoming trip
Bruh, the TSA never got his backup
this is the "STORY TIME: MY KID WAS TRAUMATIZED AT THE AIRPORT??" family vloggers tell you about after they come back from their 17th vacation of the month
Honestly I'm really so mad 😂😂😂 you talk the child like that. anyway i love you man...keep it up...❤
As long as you have the blonde hair you are literally Ken with all these jobs you have
This child is not mine sir
You're afraid I'm going to Japan... didn't you say this is a domestic flight?
Man saw a single mother and child and was not having it.
It's always us 💀💀💀
I just fell asleeeeeee
17:20 I straight up, thought I was a kunai
mans looking hella good in uniform 🥵🥵
YESS ANOTHR ONE
PLS RESPOND I ALWAYS LOOK AT YOUR VIDS TO GO TO BED
Thank you so so much for your support!
NO WAY TYSM LOVE YOUR VIDS
IM JUST KEN ! (Honestly all I'm thinking when I see this
I like the hair 😊
No way this gets pine treed
not the hooters card
16:11 * Cough, cough, Logan Paul, cough, cough*
I didn't know I was being stopped by Johnny bravo
0:09
i don't know if i should laugh or sleep LMFAO
why are u soo good at being a jerk😭
Haha honestly I do my best to be as nice as possible when meeting fans because most of my popular vids are rude roleplays haha
“Please silence your child”
request: Carls jr cashier roleplay