It’s tough and rough to wait for Winds, but I’m really getting PTSD from the gaps between these abridged episodes. A girl needs ACOK in her life. Love you Schwifty.
Congrats on 100k Just noticed in the chapter before this it’s rumoured that the north used a ridiculous army of wargs to win the battle but in this chapter we see it’s Stannis using evil magic to kill his enemies.
I learned about those cave paintings being animated by torchlight Schwift is talking about at 11:00 literally the couple of minute before I began watching this VOD... that's such a strange coincidence lol
My take on the religion of the seven not seeming to have any tangible supernatural connection to a 'real god' is that it's meant to represent the political/human side of religion and its power. The seven might not have the ability to conjure shadow monsters, but the actions of their overwhelming amount of believers are just as capable if not more so of influencing the ASOIAF world.
Most enjoyable, thank you! Even on my first reading of ASOIAF, both Catelyn and Sansa sent up red flags for me. Maybe Sansa can find a redemption arc but Stoneheart, I don't think so. In fact all the Stark kids are going down dark paths.
Alt Shift X is a super overrated TH-cam channel that uses "editing" and "supportive evidence" and doesn't even burp on stream. 0/10 channel. Schwift 4eva.
You know Schwift, I hadn't thought of how the fringes are the only places with a hint of magic, were ice and fire, at the start and at the end. What is the Middle of Game of Thrones? Is that some sort of veiled clue about how to achieve balance?
The sweet part in Treegod-Emperor Bran would be that Treegod Bran is less horrible than Tentaclegod Euron would have been if he had won and some of the nice people are still alive.
06:05 Err concepts in science are “paradoxical nonsense”? Do you mean the use of specific tools and logic to reveals facts that are beyond the senses we are born with? Such as the existence of infectious bacteria, the molecular structure of soap that explains how it can clean wounds and the nature of atoms & quarks that describe natural phenomenon like lightening and comet tails? 😹
Yeah what if Stannis becomes the night king? Idk how they convert ppl into the others, maybe it’s just babies (and that’s only in the tv show) that can be turned into others. May not fit narratively though.
My god, I just realized that the whole lobstered steel and crab dick situation goes way deeper then we thought all along; GRRM revealed another clue in Elden Ring, where you can eat boiled crab and boiled prawn (basiacally just a lobster, right?) and increase your resistance to physical damage. So perhaps the white walkers will really only be defeated by the powers of the sea, which obviously links back to Eurons plot. Maybe, when the dragon maries the kraken, they will have a bunch of seafood-children.
Finally! He remembered his TH-cam password.
Lmao
😂😂
Schwifty starting ACOKabridged with "Hi" instead of "Wwwwwwelcome" is like that Star Wars prequel where the opening camera pan is up instead of down
It’s tough and rough to wait for Winds, but I’m really getting PTSD from the gaps between these abridged episodes. A girl needs ACOK in her life. Love you Schwifty.
Some men need ACOK in their lives aswell.
ACOK, ACOK, my kingdom for ACOK
😂😂
@@Vahapetautus I've never met a person who didn't need ACOK
@@miketrujillo3677 Maybe it is all ACOK in the end.
Seriously can’t express enough how happy I am to see a new episode of this
Seriously can't express enough how much I agree with this!
Vibes
Greatly appreciate you getting back to this mate.
Please sir, I want some more! 🥺
Congrats on 100k! 🥳🎊🎉
i swear a dream of spring will be out before alt schwift x finishes dance
True
Don't jinx it
it will never release
FINALLY. I've only asked every Livestream since you started covering HotD.
Just in time for my shift at work.
Hope the shift went good
@@jordonby appreciate that!! Goin alright so far. Luckily not much racehorse surgery this time of year 🤌
Schwift vs Shift, it's a constant struggle
PLEASE DON'T LEAVE US AGAIN, SCHWIFTY
Much like George... he will 😢
You get these out so fast they should call you alt swift x
Acokabridge!!! Food description! Oily chins!
Rrrraaagh
More!
Also thank you for everything you've done which I've enjoyed, which is mostly everything 😀
Congrats on 100k
Just noticed in the chapter before this it’s rumoured that the north used a ridiculous army of wargs to win the battle but in this chapter we see it’s Stannis using evil magic to kill his enemies.
I've read the whole series again since the last got abridged
The stars have aligned can’t wait for the next episode in 2023
please schwifty its literally popping off at the end of this book DO MORE PLSSSS
PLEASE KEEP GOING SHWIFTY I NEED IT
Gosh darn it I missed it, I’ve been checking all day waiting for 100,000 anyways congrats schwift
thank you Oliver Schwift I’ve been waiting for you to cover this chapter ever since Cat III
His full name is actually J Oliver Schiwft. He was named after his uncle Jorge
Glad you you decided to give your viewers true Asoiaf experience by making huge gaps between new episodes
You finally returned from the war
I learned about those cave paintings being animated by torchlight Schwift is talking about at 11:00 literally the couple of minute before I began watching this VOD... that's such a strange coincidence lol
Congrats to 100k! Looks like Glidus has to eat that book after all D:
I'm so happy! Honestly Shwift Thank you
I heard the evil Schwift is on his way to Kingslanding with an army of 100k subscribers.
😂😂😂 Good one, my Internet companion
I didn’t think we would get anymore abridged episodes
Awesome! I literally just finished the Abridged series a few days ago and this drops. Impeccable timing Ser Scwift!
Seeing this video just made me so happy.
"We may do this more often"
or, we may not
Thank you for still doing this
Very excited to see another installment of this series!
My take on the religion of the seven not seeming to have any tangible supernatural connection to a 'real god' is that it's meant to represent the political/human side of religion and its power. The seven might not have the ability to conjure shadow monsters, but the actions of their overwhelming amount of believers are just as capable if not more so of influencing the ASOIAF world.
Congrats on 100k 🎉 well deserved!
Schwifty I'm using this videos as resources to my reading club so plz continue to make them they're so much fun
Thank you very much for this.
Big hug.
George Martin has inspired Schwifty to take forever uploading the next installment of something everyone desperately craves
I need more of this series!
everytime I take a nap I wake up to one of these damn videos.
Thank you mate!
ACoK abridged is back, now not even my impending deadline can ruin my day.
Schwift, I really love your channel and everything that you post here! (Waaay better than the other Alt guy) Congratulations for so many subscribers 💚
My absolute favourite channel. Happy Sunday for all
I burned through these so fast...
Schwifty these have been fantastic and I can't wait for the next one.
What the hell am I going to listen to now
Please continue uploading this series.
47:09 yeah it’s Melisandre & Stannis’ burned leeches that actually killed Robb, & the other kings
We need ACOK every week, Schwift
This is what has been missing from my life!
I Miss this so damn much
Bring it back, stream it back ♪
Bring it back, stream it back to me ♫
Yay, we're officially more than 12 people now that we've hit 100k!
The king returns!
Now that's exactly the kind if COK I needed to day!
I really missed these 💚
"You can't be like, hanging out with witches bro."
At long last, blessed by the Schwift.
Damn yt not notifying me earlier
ACOK Abridged, A Day Made
Most enjoyable, thank you! Even on my first reading of ASOIAF, both Catelyn and Sansa sent up red flags for me. Maybe Sansa can find a redemption arc but Stoneheart, I don't think so. In fact all the Stark kids are going down dark paths.
I need acok in my life please finish the book idk how to read
So hyped we’re still getting these
YES!!! Thank you!!!
“Waggle your taggle” is a great description 🙃 Ironically Renly invited Cat to have her say…
We have been waiting for this
Can someone explain me about Alt Shift X?
Alt Shift X is a super overrated TH-cam channel that uses "editing" and "supportive evidence" and doesn't even burp on stream. 0/10 channel. Schwift 4eva.
@@AltSchwiftX narrator has the same voice and the same accent as you?!
I was under strong impression that it's the same channel
56:14 ACOK is also what I need to start the day
man… that catelyn storm of swords gonna be insane
:(
I think he’ll be finished with all chapters from all the books before GRRM are finished with WoW
Thank the 7 we finally got a new ACOK abridged
52:20 RIP my neanderthal brothers and sisters, we were so close to living in an IRL fantasy world with different humanoid intelligent races
alt schwift is the best alt
Hi schwifty thank you for the episode schwifty
Yess, ACOKAbridged is back!
I can't wait for the day when I can catch a livestrean !
It's a Festivus miracle!!
please schwift, i am begging. return to us.
You know Schwift, I hadn't thought of how the fringes are the only places with a hint of magic, were ice and fire, at the start and at the end.
What is the Middle of Game of Thrones? Is that some sort of veiled clue about how to achieve balance?
The sweet part in Treegod-Emperor Bran would be that Treegod Bran is less horrible than Tentaclegod Euron would have been if he had won and some of the nice people are still alive.
My body is ready
Next 3 hour video: The REAL Wallace and Wooble
Well, it took about a year but I'm finally caught up! Now time to play the waiting game.
MOREEE PLS
06:05 Err concepts in science are “paradoxical nonsense”? Do you mean the use of specific tools and logic to reveals facts that are beyond the senses we are born with? Such as the existence of infectious bacteria, the molecular structure of soap that explains how it can clean wounds and the nature of atoms & quarks that describe natural phenomenon like lightening and comet tails? 😹
Lobstered steel = Valyrian steel? Valyrians = lobster people?
House Celtigar = crabs ~ lobsters
Nimble Dick CRABB = Azor Ahai confirmed
I've just finished watching all eps of abridged this is a sad time now what will I listen to 😢
That fucking bell
My god its beautiful
I am so mad I missed this
Dick Crab? Seriously? Naming characters after muppets is one thing, but now he's naming them after sexually transmitted lice. That's impressive.
Some of the White Walkers might be cool but I hope we can all agree that none of them are hot.
I'm not sure I'd describe the hivemind in A Song for Lya as *evil* per se, strange and horrifying maybe but not exactly evil.
CRAB KING BRAN! CRAB KING BRAN!
well that was nice seee you in a month
Oh Yeah! Give me that ACOK (abridged)
Let’s get a move to a storm of sworss
A very macabre chapter
Fuck I cannot believe I missed this
Noooo I misseeed it!!
Yeah what if Stannis becomes the night king? Idk how they convert ppl into the others, maybe it’s just babies (and that’s only in the tv show) that can be turned into others. May not fit narratively though.
Thank u
My god, I just realized that the whole lobstered steel and crab dick situation goes way deeper then we thought all along; GRRM revealed another clue in Elden Ring, where you can eat boiled crab and boiled prawn (basiacally just a lobster, right?) and increase your resistance to physical damage. So perhaps the white walkers will really only be defeated by the powers of the sea, which obviously links back to Eurons plot. Maybe, when the dragon maries the kraken, they will have a bunch of seafood-children.
I'm hype