Cole Buzzell It always is. *sigh*. And historically, the “winner” ends up being 100 times more tyrannical than the regime they toppled by brainwashing the masses.
call all your friends ,collect guns and ammo,secure your home perimeter ,give them warning first, start firing blank shots that will do the job for those feminazzi vegan SJWs
@@jxstified7558 hi I never had a kidney stone but my dad was a Krispy kream delivery driver to stores and when he had one they found him in the back of his truck laying flat and he couldn't move it was a cop that got him help
@@meganluck4352you must have kids and know what I'm talking about. I don't see the behavioral difference. The major difference was mine used Nerf guns to enforce the law.
Aren't they committing treason and declaring the end of their citizenship? If they want back in the US, they must apply and go through hoops to get there citizenship back.
@Ruby Maverick: King Of The Hunt 😂😂 First thing that popped in my head was a lady in a apron and dress holding a plate of gluten free cookies but has a battle damaged Mad max mask on and shotgun on her back.
If I were the mayor of Seattle, I'd let the rioters have their zone. However, I'd also shut access to utilities down there and wouldn't ship food or toilets to them. "You want a U.S.A. free zone? Ok, you've got it! ... But since you aren't part of the U.S.A., you aren't entitled to local U.S. services. That's your responsibility." No running water, no sewage, no electricity, no immediate cell tower access, no internet, limited food... Their spectacle would end in a week.
Fence their "free zone", post armed guards at its "borders" and stop people from going out, unless they have a PASSPORT. After all, a passport is required to enter the US. =)
Oh trust me the CCP is definitely involved in this destabilisation and at the very least spinning this US racist tyrannical regime narrative in their government controlled media as well as previous claims the virus began in the US. They could care less about these liberals agenda but let’s kick that can down the road and work together because they’ve got the same enemy, the US constitution.
@@krielle3877 Of course the CCP is involved. That's what communists do. Why do you think Chiang-Kai Shek walked out of the UN unwilling to work with criminals and thugs (Mao's lynchmen).
They think borders are wrong, so they put up a border around their country. Money and capitalism are wrong, so they created their own currency : the US dollar. Discrimination is wrong, so they mandate that black people can only be treated in hospital by black people.
It's not that they actually oppose the institutions of power, it's that they want to be the ones in charge. They're used to getting hired to companies to do cushy jobs and sell their snake oil, but signing up to be a cop and rising through the ranks is too hard for them. So since they couldn't take over the police they had to abolish it first and make their own (of course, they won't do any of the work, but they'll have all the power, so mission accomplished. Remember people, when a commie wants to abolish something, what they actually mean is that they want to be the ones in charge of it.
It’s not that they don’t want police. Defunding the police is like defunding planned parenthood, it doesn’t mean it goes away. They want the system changed, and violence a last resort instead of the go-to protocol. I’m not for or against that, but if you’re gona make THEIR argument, make it right.
@@ChristianaMaru3 : Contemplate that they're saying ONE thing and doing the opposite. They want it changed so that **THEY** are the ones in charge and resorting to violence FIRST. They're saying it, but laughably do the thing we knew they would do.
@@cheers2023 Is that what people in a police free zone do? Kidnapping and extortion? Then let the rest of America watch and learn and understand why we have police in the first place.
Ahh...isn't that cute. The widdle snofwakes have made their own widdle safe space...on other people's property, stealing other people's electricity, water, sewer service, etc.
Khaali gadha baaje ghana (empty vessel makes a lot of noise) is a Hindi proverb in North India. It's possible Indian emigrants brought it to West Indies during indentured slavery in the 19th century.
N Brown or perhaps send them militia aid in the form of about 50 pre owned Johnny on the spots. Drop them right on top of their headquarters with a sign attached that says, “oops!”
@@smokenwhisky9163 exactly, real bullets can get the job done fine ^.- Thats a joke btw these potatoes arent even making a real coupe I bet they would crack with the slightest pressure
Couple of B52's to pave the way. Combine it with some urban redevelopment. Call it the Portland/Chicago/Seattle express. Good live ammo training flight from the peeps in Minot or Barksdale
Easiest way to fix this: shut off their power and water. If they aren’t part of America they can provide their own power. Also all their welfare checks? Gone. We can wait them out.
I have been watching your show since December of 2019 every single episode and I’m glad to finally found one where u can smile and laugh at everything going on, it’s nice to see you smile Ben keep working hard! We love you
Yea I see black people killed by cops for no reason happening every single day, oh wait that's black people killed by other black people. 7500 killed every year but only 9 unarmed black people killed by cops last year, most of them because they attacked the cop. But keep that moronic line alive by all means.
"In the criminal justice system, the people are represented by two equally important groups. The *police* who investigate the crime, and the district attourney who prosecute the offender."
And then a rapper w/ an AK47 and thugs take over because the original "leader" steps down to "commit suicide" once her sexual predator background is revealed.
@Daniel Melon the rapper is Raz Simon and the woman pedophile was Laura Couq who stepped down to "commit suicide" when her background was discovered but naturally didn't. I'm having trouble confirming her name because nobody wanted to cover the takeover in the 1st 24 hours which was when she stepped down and raz became the new self proclaimed leader. Steven Crowder talked about it and was following their Twitter accounts before they were marked private.
Not too long ago .. they would have been dispatched overnight and many of them would have skull fractures waiting in jail to go in front of a judge. I left Seattle in 2003 because it had already become ground zero for the radical left. Even I would have never predicted something like this, though. The only reason they were able to do this is because the city council and mayor are sympathetic. This will negatively effect the economy in Washington State. It was bad enough with all of the poopoo and used needles littering the streets, and urine-soaked bums. Who the heck would want to visit now? You could end up getting killed by some wild-eyed soyboy for not taking a knee.
Sedition is when you attempt to separate from the US. Treason is specifically an attempt to undermine the government or perform a coup, I believe. Also if an official violates federal laws, but I'm not sure about that, could just be my opinion
The Asian culture is one of the few cultures left that still has some sort of semblance, understanding, respect and decency for personal and family honor!!!
"One day after the Capital Hill Autonomous Zone is formed homeless people eat all the food, and the leaders of Chaz ask to be sent soy burgers." You can't write nonsense like that! It's reality being more mind blowing than anything you could write! It's Pres Clinton saying, "I smoked pot, but I didn't inhale." When within a single sentence you contradict your own narrative, it's comedic gold! "It has long been customary in my family not to have children."
You know it's a interesting story tbh if not were her racial mindset, POC benefited from her strategy. I'm sure Sanger is wrestling in her casket knowing she provided adequate women's healthcare to minorities.
I live in Washington and we put our house up for sale and are moving to Texas in a couple weeks. I really hope they do the right thing in November and vote Inslee out but we are done with this shit. Time to grow up and use common sense again.
Yes please all immigrants and transplants to our state of Texas please remember the real reasons you are leaving your states and coming here in the first place !
My son is a sane conservative minded person he is angry and taking his son leaving the Liberal insanity! Hope you are NOT a Liberal don't take that crap wherever you are going!
Is Fort Furry accepting refugees at this time? I fear for my ideology and need to flee, also, I have no skills and will need you to support my entire existence. Sound good?
Wonder how the people who live in this "zone" feel about this, having paid taxes, property taxes, and for services, now living in what is a modern day ghetto.
My cousin lives 4 blocks from their "border." They're empty-nesters now and this has convinced them to put up the For Sale sign. They're more afraid to leave the house now than with the threat of COVID-19.
I've been saying I feel like I'm living in a spooky story Rush Limbaugh is telling Newt Gingrich at a sleepover. "And then, they made a commune and tore down statues and called to abolish the police!! Boo!" "AHHH!! Noooo! I'm serious, man, stop. I'm going to sleep. You're being too scary. Not cool! 😢" That's how it's going down.
I seem to recall that we fought a Civil War, and the outcome established that once you join the Union, you don't get to leave. So these people need to learn that lesson as well in Seattle.
It also established who gets citizenship and what that entails, including voting. Not anchor babies, illegals and dead voters. And who counts for representation, not anchor babies, illegals and dead voters.
I firmly believe that because My generation and My generation's parents didn't live through the horrors of communism, they are dooming all of us to repeat a terrible part of the past. Remember at all when calling someone a communist was one of the worst insults you could throw at anyone? No, that before most of our times? My point exactly. Our elders need to stand up and speak out about what apparently hasn't been handed down by word of mouth well enough. Replay news broadcasts from back in the day that showed the horrors of communism. Remind the citizens of this country why it was such a degrading insult. When communism stopped being a word synonymous with evil, I simply do not know...😕😕😕.
And because lawlessness is increased, most people’s love will grow cold. But the one who endures to the end, he shall be saved.-Matthew 24:12-13 2 Corinthians 6:14 Do not be bound together with unbelievers; for what partnership have righteousness and lawlessness, or what fellowship has light with darkness?
French radicals and anarcho-syndicalists attempted the same thing in Paris, March - May 1871. The "Paris Commune" ended when the regular army got sent in. Those who fail to learn from history ...
There's no need to break this up - just let them LARP as revolutionaries for a while. If they want to come back to reality, all they have to do is walk out. It might even be educational for them, because they're obviously learning that you can't organize anything effective without sorting yourselves into hierarchies, having rules, and (yes) having enforcement of the rules.
Robert E. Lee was against slavery though and he never owned any. He only became a Southern General because he didn't want to turn against his home state of Virginia.
Robert E Lee certainly did on slaves, he inherited them from his father-in-law. His slaves revolted and he pretty aggressively put down that Revolt breaking up many slave families. I'm not trying to dishonor Robert E Lee I think he was a great man but like all great men of his day he was complicated. It's important to be honest about the past.
Robert E. Lee personally owned slaves that he inherited upon the death of his mother, Ann Lee, in 1829. (His son, Robert E. Lee Jr., gave the number as three or four families.) Following the death of his father-in-law, George Washington Parke Custis, in 1857, Lee assumed command of an additional 189 enslaved people. Custis’ will stipulated that the enslaved people who the Lee family inherited be freed within five years.
That would not allow producers to do their job. As I understand how they work in "reality" shows, there are scripts, and they set up people and groups to have conflict. Maybe the leadership would love that.
Yes! I love the idea of this reality show. Let them have Alcatraz. The CHAZ Show. The little narcissists want attention, we need a fresh comedy series, and this would be a $$$$ maker.
“The creatures outside looked from pig to man, and from man to pig, and from pig to man again; but already it was impossible to say which was which.” -- Animal Farm
“Open the borders and defund the police!”.... immediately establishes borders and their own policing force. You really cannot make this shit up
I'm black and I cant believe it. Is in real 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Animal Farm - George Orwell should not be an instruction manual.
@@captainremington5109 George: this was a warning not a suggestion!!
@@captainremington5109 all people are equal buuuuut Chaz is more equal.
My thoughts exactly. Just goes to show how much they thought this out.
"Anarchy is usually a pretext for tyranny."
Remember this.
Cole Buzzell It always is. *sigh*. And historically, the “winner” ends up being 100 times more tyrannical than the regime they toppled by brainwashing the masses.
Sho u right!
Dana Whites side piece and what come after this “revolution”?? Nothing good I’m guessing...
Nothing in that city has anything to do with anarchy.
Says Plato!
😂😂😂
“The homeless people stole all our food”
Oh man this is so comical.
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What's up simp
4chan hackers did 4dchess
It really does make one laugh, huh? I don't think they know what they're doing lmao
If I was one of those 500 residents trapped in that zone, I would sue the city for dereliction of duty. I pay taxes for a reason!
Well, you kind of deserve it for living in Seattle.
Any citizen in range that hasn't shot that warlord yet is guilty of dereliction of duty. #CivilDuty
Wackinator 66
Well at the moment they don’t have a lot of choice.
call all your friends ,collect guns and ammo,secure your home perimeter ,give them warning first, start firing blank shots that will do the job for those feminazzi vegan SJWs
When I heard about the homeless taking their food I died laughing
😂
Same
Karma.
When antifa gets looted..😂😂😂😂
Right?! #priceless
same, I was like what did they think was going to happen lmao
It’s like our country is in the middle of passing a kidney stone
Good analogy!
I've had kidney stones and been hospitalized 3 times for them and I can confirm.
Yami
Then you deserve a medal 🏅 🎖 🥇
@@bobablaw1298 Thank you lol trust me the pain is unimaginable!
@@jxstified7558 hi I never had a kidney stone but my dad was a Krispy kream delivery driver to stores and when he had one they found him in the back of his truck laying flat and he couldn't move it was a cop that got him help
They had to call it “CHAZ” because “Somalia” was already taken.
I thought at first it was copying the the Republic of Chad in Africa!!
SOYmalia isnt taken.
@@timthompsondp Haha that's funny. But I wish vegans weren't being tarnished by this
Siobhan Speaks Just eat meat bruv, meat is good. Meat is love, Meat is life.
They could call it "New Mogadishu".
The CHAZ is like preschoolers making a fort somewhere in the house and adults aren't allowed. "Oh, mommy, we need snacks".
Reading this totally made me laugh out loud. thank you for that Joseph.
@@meganluck4352you must have kids and know what I'm talking about. I don't see the behavioral difference. The major difference was mine used Nerf guns to enforce the law.
@@jkutches17 LMAO bruh
😂
Brings me back to when mine were still loving cardboard boxes over wifi. Thanks for the laugh brother.
Aren't they committing treason and declaring the end of their citizenship? If they want back in the US, they must apply and go through hoops to get there citizenship back.
That's exactly what they should do, but the mayor of that city is a far left wing lunatic!
Yes techniclly
It's like when my kids got mad and ran away to our treehouse in the backyard ..
Tell me your kids weren't quite this anti-social...? 😏
ok this made me laugh out loud at work
Lmao
Basically
@Asimov's Dua and armed
CHAZ is what we created when we stopped disciplining our children and started worrying about political correctness and people's feelings.
👍
💯the participation trophy generation in action.
This guy gets it I'm kinda sad to be apart of the entitled generation, difference is my parents raised me right!
pat Mcgr same here
And when we took God out of the public square.
CHAZ: Communist Hill Antifa Zone more like it ...
Communist and anti-fascist....? You can’t even recognize the irony of the bullshit you spit out of your mouths.
@@ljmiddaugh en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Antifaschistische_Aktion
First sentence.
Lucky Middaugh he’s making a joke because antifa is fascist
Sounds about right to me !
TRUMP 2020 LANDSLIDE
Lucky Middaugh I like his comment. At least he has an intelligent sense of humor.
Democrats haven't been this upset since Abraham Lincoln freed their slaves!
So now we have a 3rd world country in our 1st world country....cool
The kids in Chaz probably aren’t getting vaccines there either just like in the 3rd world
The United States is quickly becoming a third world country
California beat them to it.
I wouldn't call america a 1st world country atm, it's a shithole and a laughing stock right now
Los Angeles and San Francisco is beyond third world.
South Park could never rival reality these days. There's just no point.
They could do it. Just make it CHAD instead of Chaz and have it filled with a bunch of Bernie bros
@@dannyphantom907 Funny thing is, Chad is a real country.
@@keeganowens8949 It's Chade though, french is the language there.
@@antoniomargallo5317 In English, it is Chad.
Warlord- "welcome to CHAZ, you need to pay me for protection"
CHAZ Citizen- " But what are my vegan options?"
@Ruby Maverick: King Of The Hunt 😂😂 First thing that popped in my head was a lady in a apron and dress holding a plate of gluten free cookies but has a battle damaged Mad max mask on and shotgun on her back.
If I were the mayor of Seattle, I'd let the rioters have their zone. However, I'd also shut access to utilities down there and wouldn't ship food or toilets to them.
"You want a U.S.A. free zone? Ok, you've got it! ... But since you aren't part of the U.S.A., you aren't entitled to local U.S. services. That's your responsibility."
No running water, no sewage, no electricity, no immediate cell tower access, no internet, limited food...
Their spectacle would end in a week.
Then allow it to be invaded by Mexico.
Yes!! Agreed
Fence their "free zone", post armed guards at its "borders" and stop people from going out, unless they have a PASSPORT.
After all, a passport is required to enter the US. =)
Wow that's hilarious they should have to apply for dual citizenship
I feel like China is just sitting back and laughing hysterically at the chaos in the USA
Oh trust me the CCP is definitely involved in this destabilisation and at the very least spinning this US racist tyrannical regime narrative in their government controlled media as well as previous claims the virus began in the US. They could care less about these liberals agenda but let’s kick that can down the road and work together because they’ve got the same enemy, the US constitution.
@@krielle3877 Of course the CCP is involved. That's what communists do. Why do you think Chiang-Kai Shek walked out of the UN unwilling to work with criminals and thugs (Mao's lynchmen).
Oh chyna just loves it when there's any turmoil on USA soil.
But! We still will win in the end. We'll get the last laugh.
#REDNOVEMBER
Pretty much!
Korea is also laughing 😝 😆 😂 their ass off!!!!
I swear Chaz is a parady of Animal Farm.
A parody or an Animal Farm parade ? I vote for the latter.
“All are equal. But some are more equal.”
@@sarahbrie3108 If you haven't read the book Animal Farm by George Orwell, you should. Good stuff. His book "1984" is also good, super creepy.
I can't get over the fact that Antifa's first autonomous state has the whitest name ever.
@@mchiaramonte3 I think OP originally had a typo that said "parade" instead of "parody."
Transgender-woman, lesbian activist...
Oh my God, it's Mr. Garrison!
"AH-KAY?"
Lmfaooooo!!!!!!! 💀
So why not just save all the trouble and stay a man! 😂
Southpark has predicted the future
Ben & Melinda Gates are both transgendered.
"You got rid of Law & Order then the hobo people came and took your food!"😂😂😂😂😂 "It's delicious!" 😄😄😄😄😂
They didn’t want the police so they made their own police 💯 logic
Armed with rifles mind you. Also law enforcement is mob rule. What could go wrong?
They think borders are wrong, so they put up a border around their country.
Money and capitalism are wrong, so they created their own currency : the US dollar.
Discrimination is wrong, so they mandate that black people can only be treated in hospital by black people.
It's not that they actually oppose the institutions of power, it's that they want to be the ones in charge. They're used to getting hired to companies to do cushy jobs and sell their snake oil, but signing up to be a cop and rising through the ranks is too hard for them. So since they couldn't take over the police they had to abolish it first and make their own (of course, they won't do any of the work, but they'll have all the power, so mission accomplished.
Remember people, when a commie wants to abolish something, what they actually mean is that they want to be the ones in charge of it.
It’s not that they don’t want police. Defunding the police is like defunding planned parenthood, it doesn’t mean it goes away. They want the system changed, and violence a last resort instead of the go-to protocol. I’m not for or against that, but if you’re gona make THEIR argument, make it right.
@@ChristianaMaru3 : Contemplate that they're saying ONE thing and doing the opposite. They want it changed so that **THEY** are the ones in charge and resorting to violence FIRST.
They're saying it, but laughably do the thing we knew they would do.
The only thing that would make this a truly amusing situation is if Iran, Syria, China, Russia, and Venezuela recognize the CHAZ as a nation.
It could be part of the middle east/north africa union.
If those countries were smart they would be covertly organizing an invasion of the U.S. right now... it is a sitting duck!
They could set up embassies and spy on the US from there
Then they'll start talking about a two state solution
The glee on Ben's face is glorious!
It is so good to see him laughing again!!
Him busting up laughing has made my week!
Who's paying for the electricity, water, internet, for this building. Once the police left the power and water should have been turned off.
Nah, then they have an excuse for failure. Give them water & power so it lasts long enough to really crater.
@@MrTL3wis good point
Matt Puzz: Kshama Sawant let them in so I’m sure she told them keep the electricity and water on to help them.
There are still residents living within the area though
Provide 'em with lots of high fiber vegan food, then cut off toilet paper supply.....
Well I guess they Can Not vote since they are not citizens of the U.S.A. 😂🤣
What's more American money is worthless in their "zone" as a foreign nation
They are expatriated US Citizens. They will get a ballot by mail. When Chaz gets a postal system.
its like when you run away from home and setup a tent in the backyard
Lol true
Need more smores. Send care package 📦 asap
Jk smores aren't vegan enough
Or walk around the block because your not allowed to cross the road 😂😂😂
Hahaha lmao so true
😂
They need to cut off the power and all other utilities
Why don't they just do a cell phone blocker?
Jam their WiFi and cells they will go back to their basements
They will quickly turn to holding hostages if they do that.
@@cheers2023 Is that what people in a police free zone do? Kidnapping and extortion? Then let the rest of America watch and learn and understand why we have police in the first place.
richard tavilla if they do that..they will go nuts. Cause social media is the only world they know.
LMAO. I'm imaging all the people in CHAZ telling eachother to check their privileges and arguing over who's a bigger victim.
YOUR COMMENT JUST MADE MY DAY.
HAHAHAHA
Ahh...isn't that cute. The widdle snofwakes have made their own widdle safe space...on other people's property, stealing other people's electricity, water, sewer service, etc.
And the homeless encampment within their walls stole all the food! KARMA
nancy parks
I thought you were making a joke, as I hadn’t watched that far. Then seconds later, I heard Ben read it... wha...?! Lol Crazy.
Utilities - except for water- should be turned off. Squatters don't pay bills
@@mitchellkarera I say turn the water off, this is domestic terror and should be treated as such.
nancy parks maybe trailblazer stole it all
so they're basically children
Yep
They're the Lord of the Flies children
They're like toddlers, kickin and screaming, having tantrums and make outlandish irrational demands that have no replace in reality.
Im 63 and I thought I'd seen it ALL. This is the most dumbest thing I've ever seen. I can understand the host laughing.
"Empty vessels make the most noise." West Indian proverb.
Wow, I thought I was being creative when I say that the idiots have the loudest voices. Pretty cool
Remove the mayor
Khaali gadha baaje ghana (empty vessel makes a lot of noise) is a Hindi proverb in North India. It's possible Indian emigrants brought it to West Indies during indentured slavery in the 19th century.
Squeaky wheel gets the grease.
It is a South Asian Indian saying!
President Trump should have the Air Force drop propaganda pamphlets roflol.
When you say "propaganda pamphlets", are you meaning napalm?
Moab
Eric Boyum don’t forget Paw Patrol
Lol yea. The USAF dropped ace of spade cards in Vietnam and it scare the crap out of the viet congs
N Brown or perhaps send them militia aid in the form of about 50 pre owned Johnny on the spots. Drop them right on top of their headquarters with a sign attached that says, “oops!”
See I thought walls were racist? Oh wait it’s only when trump does it
I love how the 1st thing they did was build a wall and borders. So much for open borders.
It sounds like an invasion to me.
Call in the marines.
Not enough tear gas and rubber bullets in the world.
Stefan Juengling who said anything about using rubber bullets?
Insurrection Act.
@@smokenwhisky9163 exactly, real bullets can get the job done fine ^.-
Thats a joke btw these potatoes arent even making a real coupe I bet they would crack with the slightest pressure
Couple of B52's to pave the way. Combine it with some urban redevelopment. Call it the Portland/Chicago/Seattle express. Good live ammo training flight from the peeps in Minot or Barksdale
Easiest way to fix this: shut off their power and water. If they aren’t part of America they can provide their own power. Also all their welfare checks? Gone. We can wait them out.
100% true....fools are out of touch with reality
Ikr, why do people feel obligated to donate ANYTHING to them?!
The police need to blockade them in.
Make them live their ideology and it’s consequences.
Yes 🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼
Huh... a Marxist Liberia for all leftist thinkers.
Interesting...
I'd be absolutely fine with that if it weren't for the residents of the precinct who are effectively hostages.
But America is racist when it closes its borders unlike literally every other country
@@bethanyb4478 they can use their passports and come home 😁💪
This is priceless. This is what happens when democrats get elected year after year in certain states.
“ we demand, we demand, we demand, we demand...”
Government officials : LMFAO WAIT WAIT WAIT, listen to this one!
Autonomy has never been SO NEEDY
♻️ 🔥 🤫
I have been watching your show since December of 2019 every single episode and I’m glad to finally found one where u can smile and laugh at everything going on, it’s nice to see you smile Ben keep working hard! We love you
The millennial version of, lord of the flies. What a joke these clowns are.
Far as I'm seeing it's zoomers
I got no steak in this I have bills to pay
Have you read Lord Of The Flies? It's the kids with power who start unjustly killing the other kids... sort of like the police
Yea I see black people killed by cops for no reason happening every single day, oh wait that's black people killed by other black people. 7500 killed every year but only 9 unarmed black people killed by cops last year, most of them because they attacked the cop. But keep that moronic line alive by all means.
@@RachaelFenton how do you even tie your shoes being this stupid?
Yes I'd thought of that Horrible little book, too
The inmates are now running Arkham.
"you got rid of Law and Order, and then the homeless people came and took all your food." @ 4:45 UNREAL LOL
"In the criminal justice system, the people are represented by two equally important groups. The *police* who investigate the crime, and the district attourney who prosecute the offender."
And then a rapper w/ an AK47 and thugs take over because the original "leader" steps down to "commit suicide" once her sexual predator background is revealed.
and then the zombie appocolypse happened......
@Daniel Melon the rapper is Raz Simon and the woman pedophile was Laura Couq who stepped down to "commit suicide" when her background was discovered but naturally didn't. I'm having trouble confirming her name because nobody wanted to cover the takeover in the 1st 24 hours which was when she stepped down and raz became the new self proclaimed leader. Steven Crowder talked about it and was following their Twitter accounts before they were marked private.
I lost it when they began asking for food to be brought in, and specifically, vegan meat substitutes 😂😂😂
I think meat substitutes are what got them in this mess to begin with!! 😆😆😆
Can we still call them "Meathead's"?
The best part of that list was electrolytes 😂 straight out of the movie idiocracy 😅
Children these days would be better off without public school.
@Fred Quimby Bastards. Exactly
Almost every public school teacher I know sends their kids to private school. They KNOW how bad public school is.
Your cellphone service does not cover the country of "chaz"
So, you're saying $15 per hour minimum wage wasn't the final solution to build a utopia?
When "eat the rich" becomes literal
🤣😂
@Morrismanstanson The Pretty Good Final solution would be great.
Walls? Wait a second.. I thought walls were racist!
For those who had to read the book in school...this is truly a real-life, real-time Lord of the Flies moment!
The autonomous zone is like a spectacular collection of failure of left wing ideas! I love it!
So you mean failure and failure? It’s a win win! I might even fap
Isn’t the Seattle situation some kind of treason this is freaky..
Not too long ago .. they would have been dispatched overnight and many of them would have skull fractures waiting in jail to go in front of a judge. I left Seattle in 2003 because it had already become ground zero for the radical left. Even I would have never predicted something like this, though. The only reason they were able to do this is because the city council and mayor are sympathetic. This will negatively effect the economy in Washington State. It was bad enough with all of the poopoo and used needles littering the streets, and urine-soaked bums. Who the heck would want to visit now? You could end up getting killed by some wild-eyed soyboy for not taking a knee.
Sedition is when you attempt to separate from the US. Treason is specifically an attempt to undermine the government or perform a coup, I believe. Also if an official violates federal laws, but I'm not sure about that, could just be my opinion
"They stole our food!! Call the cops!! Uh, oh wait, we're the cops."
Remember in 2020, when some punks in Seattle recreated Lord of the Flies?
What a year....
I think someone went back to the future and fucked something up and were just waiting for it to be corrected
...when they smashed piggys head in with a confederate statue.....
u mean before it became a hilariously realistic nuclear test site no?
Then it turned to Soylent Green.
Spoilt children make themselves a hut outside. Leave them to it!
The Asian culture is one of the few cultures left that still has some sort of semblance, understanding, respect and decency for personal and family honor!!!
Like Pakistan? Sure lol
Matthew Russell Where does Pakistan come into this?
Klavan doesn't have to write a satire for today.
Cannot wait to watch his show!
😂😂😂😂👍
Right? If he's smart, he'll just read a report straight up....
"One day after the Capital Hill Autonomous Zone is formed homeless people eat all the food, and the leaders of Chaz ask to be sent soy burgers." You can't write nonsense like that! It's reality being more mind blowing than anything you could write! It's Pres Clinton saying, "I smoked pot, but I didn't inhale." When within a single sentence you contradict your own narrative, it's comedic gold! "It has long been customary in my family not to have children."
@@geraldfrost4710 Wish that last one were true for some of these households....☻😬
"If you're going to redo 1984, you're really gonna have to tone it down a little so that it's a little more subtle." lol
Nothing warms my heart like Ben laighing so much at pure ludacris. Laughter is a great thing.
Laughing and crying are so close. Better to laugh because they are jokes
CHAZ is like an episode of South Park
You know they'll end up making an actual episode about this....they won't be able to resist.
So true. I expect it to come out in two weeks or so.....
I can't wait for the new episodes.
Come to Chaz to visit historic Kenny’s house
We now live in a time where children would get a better education by dropping out of school.
They're fighting for the "Workers", yet I imagine that none of them actually "work" for a living. ..
Steven Skaggs 🤣
This is the new special olympics
I noticed that. lol
"You are now leaving the USA, and entering the zoo".
Or circus
"You are entering the Seattle circus"
Defund planned parent hood because Margret Sanger was deeply racist... oh wait, we still need that.
You know it's a interesting story tbh if not were her racial mindset, POC benefited from her strategy. I'm sure Sanger is wrestling in her casket knowing she provided adequate women's healthcare to minorities.
I live in Washington and we put our house up for sale and are moving to Texas in a couple weeks. I really hope they do the right thing in November and vote Inslee out but we are done with this shit. Time to grow up and use common sense again.
Make sure you leave any liberal ideology in Washington.
Yes please all immigrants and transplants to our state of Texas please remember the real reasons you are leaving your states and coming here in the first place !
The Texas invasion from the west coast is real. Just leave the crazies behind, and welcome!
Welcome to Texas, Americas last free state!
My son is a sane conservative minded person he is angry and taking his son leaving the Liberal insanity!
Hope you are NOT a Liberal don't take that crap wherever you are going!
Everyone needs to reread “Animal Farm” by George Orwell.
And reread 1984 by George Orwell
Fact!!
Just telling someone that yesterday, we are watching animal farm play out
Four legs good, two legs bad......
And Fahrenheit 451
Dude they cancelled Live Pd, I don’t care about what’s going on but wtf r u doing taking away my favorite show on TH-cam!!
Agreed!
Seattle is trying hard to catch up with San Francisco.
😂 so true
They seem to have surpassed it in the last couple days.
I used to dislike Don Lemon until I realized he was a comedian.
A very Bad Comedian.. you see the clip of him with the Sheriff???
I’d give anything to see a “Welcome to CHAZ” musical comedy.
The CHAZ shall be called "Fort Furry"
Is Fort Furry accepting refugees at this time? I fear for my ideology and need to flee, also, I have no skills and will need you to support my entire existence. Sound good?
Tim pool?
It shall be called the Seattlesky Soyuz
or call them the "Tofu Boys"
Wonder how the people who live in this "zone" feel about this, having paid taxes, property taxes, and for services, now living in what is a modern day ghetto.
They probably support them.
My cousin lives 4 blocks from their "border." They're empty-nesters now and this has convinced them to put up the For Sale sign. They're more afraid to leave the house now than with the threat of COVID-19.
What is shocking is that none of those businesses have any way of protecting themselves from being taken advantage of? Liberals are stupid.
I've been saying I feel like I'm living in a spooky story Rush Limbaugh is telling Newt Gingrich at a sleepover.
"And then, they made a commune and tore down statues and called to abolish the police!! Boo!"
"AHHH!! Noooo! I'm serious, man, stop. I'm going to sleep. You're being too scary. Not cool! 😢"
That's how it's going down.
I seem to recall that we fought a Civil War, and the outcome established that once you join the Union, you don't get to leave. So these people need to learn that lesson as well in Seattle.
It also established who gets citizenship and what that entails, including voting. Not anchor babies, illegals and dead voters. And who counts for representation, not anchor babies, illegals and dead voters.
We're literally watching temper tantrums en masse.
Oh, they are just getting started....
It’s the equivalent of parents leaving the room and saying “when you’re done freaking out you can come hang out again”
I firmly believe that because My generation and My generation's parents didn't live through the horrors of communism, they are dooming all of us to repeat a terrible part of the past. Remember at all when calling someone a communist was one of the worst insults you could throw at anyone? No, that before most of our times? My point exactly. Our elders need to stand up and speak out about what apparently hasn't been handed down by word of mouth well enough. Replay news broadcasts from back in the day that showed the horrors of communism. Remind the citizens of this country why it was such a degrading insult. When communism stopped being a word synonymous with evil, I simply do not know...😕😕😕.
And because lawlessness is increased, most people’s love will grow cold. But the one who endures to the end, he shall be saved.-Matthew 24:12-13
2 Corinthians 6:14
Do not be bound together with unbelievers; for what partnership have righteousness and lawlessness, or what fellowship has light with darkness?
Amen to that.
CHAZ - Crazy Hypocrites And Zealots
hypocrites you mean. Hippocrates is the ancient Greek who inspired the doctor's oath.
@@Yaarbiriah my bad, to reliant on spell check, thank you
It's like Mad Max, only Max is played by Mel Brooks instead of Mel Gibson.
That's hilarious the first time I laughed in a week 🤣 😂
CHAZ sounds like a frat boy who has been sponsored by an energy drink company.
Sounds suspiciously like CHAD, you remember that place right? CHAZ will more than likely mirror CHAD in all ways. And it will be hilarious to witness.
They're all CHAZ now....
French radicals and anarcho-syndicalists attempted the same thing in Paris, March - May 1871. The "Paris Commune" ended when the regular army got sent in. Those who fail to learn from history ...
There is no history, remember? 😂😘
There's no need to break this up - just let them LARP as revolutionaries for a while. If they want to come back to reality, all they have to do is walk out. It might even be educational for them, because they're obviously learning that you can't organize anything effective without sorting yourselves into hierarchies, having rules, and (yes) having enforcement of the rules.
I swear Ben laughing is like the best thing ever.
What? No "open borders"?
Ding ding ding!
Robert E. Lee was against slavery though and he never owned any. He only became a Southern General because he didn't want to turn against his home state of Virginia.
Robert E Lee certainly did on slaves, he inherited them from his father-in-law. His slaves revolted and he pretty aggressively put down that Revolt breaking up many slave families. I'm not trying to dishonor Robert E Lee I think he was a great man but like all great men of his day he was complicated. It's important to be honest about the past.
Robert E. Lee personally owned slaves that he inherited upon the death of his mother, Ann Lee, in 1829. (His son, Robert E. Lee Jr., gave the number as three or four families.)
Following the death of his father-in-law, George Washington Parke Custis, in 1857, Lee assumed command of an additional 189 enslaved people. Custis’ will stipulated that the enslaved people who the Lee family inherited be freed within five years.
No Go how dare you say bad things about man who attack families and burned there homes down to gain Strategic advantage. He was saint !
I love when Ben laughs hysterically.
Block it off and demand that a passport to get back into USA.
Don't forget a visa!
Brilliant lmao
Good idea. Also, help them build a wall. 😂
Chaz was the name of my favorite middle school science teacher. Can't believe they are appropriating my childhood like that
Ben, you had a great show today. I always enjoy listening to you and your wisdom.
The US has experienced the ultimate temper tantrum. They want their safe space. CHAZ is looking to have a promising future 🙄
"The homeless came and took all of food!"
😁😂🤣😂😂😃🤣😂🤣🤣😂
And the homeless are unarmed. Sounds like some real tough guys running this operation doesn’t it?? Lol!!!!!!!
Get used to food shortages. Giving away what's yours to those who need it more. The shoe is laughing on the other foot.
Not even a month and they’re drowning in their new country 😂😂.
Leftist Cookbook Recipes: Pepperspray can liven up a tofu burger and rubber bullets are fully vegan.
I actually think we should let them have the city center, set up camera's and make it a grand 24h-live TH show. Lord of the flies x 10!
We should just let them have their own country so we can have a new reality show
That would not allow producers to do their job. As I understand how they work in "reality" shows, there are scripts, and they set up people and groups to have conflict. Maybe the leadership would love that.
Yes! I love the idea of this reality show. Let them have Alcatraz. The CHAZ Show. The little narcissists want attention, we need a fresh comedy series, and this would be a $$$$ maker.
@@lisafeck1537 That's what drones are for. No need for a script. This would write itself. You know....The Truman Show.
“The creatures outside looked from pig to man, and from man to pig, and from pig to man again; but already it was impossible to say which was which.” -- Animal Farm
“4 legs good, 2 legs bad“
Thank you for having the stones to tell the truth when our leaders cowered.
If I lived in the area I would sue the hell out of the Seattle and state government, after opening fire on the streets below.
If they've seceded, they have a lot of nerve demanding anything from a foreign power. 🙄
One day “the forgotten country of chaz” will be the title of one of those history TH-cam videos
The Space Needle just donned the t-shirt "I'm With Stupid"
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😂😂😂
And the arrow is pointing down