Although I must hand it to you. Hands down. You have been the handiest. On the other hand. You can get out of hand. When you have too much time on your hand. But now... I have the upper hand. ~ *TalFishMan*
He takes things literally. You just gotta be literal. Don’t say anything that could be taken multiple ways, or given two meanings. Even if it’s obvious what you mean, you still gotta be LITERAL!
denstenation bacon I also have no idea how this is funny it’s called a algorithm TH-cam recommends you videos based on videos your watching so obviously this would happen and it wouldn’t be funny anyways
Lol I’m sorry, but this isn’t original.....I’ve seen it on YT for a long time but XD this one was the funniest one cuz the other ones are other people and not ‘Police’ and the ‘boy’
Me: Snow glows white on the mountains tonight Not a footprint to be seen A kingdom of isolation and it looks like I’m the Queen Mom: be quiet!!!! Me: *can’t hear my mom* LeT iT G0!! Mom: BE QUIET OR I WILL TAKE AWAY YOUR PHONE!!!!!!!!
Tal: Sponsers protein rush Also tal: wears bang energy shirt Protein rush: we are never sponsoring our product to you again Tal:.......... Me:......... Everyone:..................................😺
Seems like I'll have to explain .. Views only count when someone finishes watching the video or clicks out of the video page, so someone could like the video before watching it all the way through. Same thing for comments. for example someone can comment "First" then it's considered a comment but not a view.
ok i JUST looked at his merch and if u hit Alfredo look at the description..LOL thank u for the likes even tho they're not much i never get more than one. God bless 💛💚😇😍
I like how Jamie just says *“Done.”* 😂
It's like he feels so accomplished XD
LeT iT gO
😂 same
Same "Done"
Success!
I bet people purposefully give him a photo to mess up. There's no way you haven't heard of this man 🤣
Lol
I know him but never his name
@@miamayra._ your correct
I didn’t know this dude until now.
Ikr
“Now they look like creepy thumb people”
-Tal Fishman 2019
WhenLifeGivesYouLemonsYT +agreed+
The Demonic Singin Angel thum thumbs form spy kids!,!,,!,
@@burgerli193DS YEESSS
*from
WhenLifeGivesYouLemonsYT what does 2:15 mean
Although I must hand it to you. Hands down. You have been the handiest. On the other hand. You can get out of hand. When you have too much time on your hand. But now... I have the upper hand.
~ *TalFishMan*
xD
I saw replicas of Alfredo in different sizes and I thought
Alfredo what did you do 😱
This chat was deleted
I didn't see any different sizes
luna roberts lol
Why????!?!?!!!!?
(lol)
Your profile fits perfect with the “Alfredo what did you do” if you were mad
His speech has me dead at 1:53
No one:
Literally no one:
Tal: are youbahdjtoegi so I have some wings
You able to edit*
Hahaha
r/ihadastroke in a nutshell
*you able to edit*
R/IHadAStroke.
4:45 “on yout hands” 😂🤦🏽♀️
Sophie Sarson 😂 lol
Your friends playing do not say wow is actually make me say loud I'm losing all of the insecure and your friend okay I'm this bad at it
@@mikeblankenship2552 ?
mike Blankenship what?
yout
So, is nobody gonna talk about how he called air heads “sour heads” and then said the sour patch kids catchphrase 💀
I didn’t notice
He's talking about the candy called Sour Heads
Adrian Chase ye I agree
I noticed so I looked if some1 commented about it
What are air heads?
How many active sub.
👇🏼❤️
Juan Ramon Curiel Araiza no
13 million
Tooo many memes people get roasted to the most of it
PICCOSIS no
@PICCOSIS wut
Anybody else just trying to figure out how to get past james
Me. I think you would have to write a whole paragraph and still would fail
He takes things literally. You just gotta be literal. Don’t say anything that could be taken multiple ways, or given two meanings. Even if it’s obvious what you mean, you still gotta be LITERAL!
“Hey can you delete this picture for me? Thanks!”
i'm not gonna lie
the girl is actually sexy
@@crazyanyone1306 um what girl
i was watching the old one 10 minutes ago then saw this 😂😂😂😂
Omgg same
denstenation bacon SAME 😆
How is this funny?
denstenation bacon I also have no idea how this is funny it’s called a algorithm TH-cam recommends you videos based on videos your watching so obviously this would happen and it wouldn’t be funny anyways
I gotta FEELing
I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING WHER HIS THEETH FALL OUT 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
this was actually what i at
james is like a genie. u better be specific as crap or something else happens that u didn't want
Hmmm, nice to see that Tal uploaded a video for the people who decided not to sleep tonight
*cough* ME *cough*
Me over here guilty
Lol m AKA me XD
Me too xd
right
Time zones totally do not exist.. totally not..
Lol bucket of chicken 😂😂james is the awesome 😂😂🍼
AMANDA EKPEYE why the baby bottle tho😂😂
It's like a way of saying thank you 😂😂😌
Oh ok you do you do human😂😂😂
yes James is the awesome
Tal: Air heads = sour sweet gone
Me: sour patch kids?
How many people wants tal to make a discord group?
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V
want*
Lol 😆
pkgfx. Wants*
I live in the past
I normally don't like comments like this because they want likes but I liked it because I'm getting a discord account
LOVE U TAL, i remember when u were back in the old house and now ur here and ur doing so amazing, love u
fake!!! u just want likes!!!!
@@EzekielSimonn u wish kid
@@EzekielSimonn stop a roblox player cant speak
Omg 😳 his eyebrows are perfect.
Am I the only one who noticed?
Yes
I’ve been knowing that since the first day I watched him
1:18 he said “he just moved her head down all the way”😏
LEE KA FU 4B16 lol😂😂😂😂
LEE KA FU 4B16 slurp slurp slurp😂
@@kuribuu shut shut shut
@@kuribuu the the the
@@kuribuu hell hell hell
me: wonder if he is just talking to himself in a raw video when alfredo speaks...
tal: *SHHHHHHH*
He is! It’s just weird knowing that he’s talking to no one when recording but he edits it to make it sound like he’s talking to Alfredo
Facts
**Drifts off to sleep**
Tal: and these are the high protein bars-
Me: **wakes fully up**
Wait where do I order some again?
i edited the comment so replies make no sense
Lol I’m sorry, but this isn’t original.....I’ve seen it on YT for a long time but XD this one was the funniest one cuz the other ones are other people and not ‘Police’ and the ‘boy’
Oh my 😂
I liked cus it took a long time to type
Psycho do you know that police can track your phone
Hahhahah😂😂😂💀💀💀
0:03 I realllly thought he was gonna erase the guy... that would have beeeen wayyy funnier 🤣
Tal, your videos always make me happy when I’m bored or down in the dumps. Thank you so much for your amazingly funny videos. ❤️
tal: “too much time on yout hands”
🤣🤣🤣
me: you sure it’s yout? lol
Lol
Oh myah GoD it'S RoBErT doWnEy jR!
Just a tom holland and and rdj fan passing threw
*through....
Sorry lol
desiree lol xd
3:59 WAS THAT HIS LONG TONGUE 👅 XDD
His dentures fell off
I died... but my soul typed this.. it's too ridiculous🤣😂😭🤣😂😭🤣😂
Apparently your soul doesn't know how to spell
@@karenmercado4913 🤣🤣
"Do you know sour heads?" -Tal
"Do you know sour patches?" -Me
Sz
You tryana be pewds he dont habe that logo no more
Has tal ever liked a comment?🤔
No.
No but I have
Idk
I dont think so
Yes once he liked mine
James fridman is so funny! He's an incredible photoshopper and troller
I love James' work. He uses his amazing talent on photo shop for Pranking!
Alfredo: I'm a savage
Tall: no your not
Me: why would you say that, this what you say (me: your not savage your just average.) 😂😂
What???
YASSS I love these types of videos by Tal. ❤️ I never miss a video from Tal.
*ARMY*
4:17 Tal: WHAT ARE THOSE!
Me: 4HEY ARE MY CROCKS!
Have a dirty mind here!
Dirty mind test:ALL HANDS ON DECK
-TAL 2019
2:15 I think that's more like a joke.
Like she didn't wear the seatbelt so she hit her head really hard.
Oh really? I didn't notice that at all!
@@spencercrusse6215 he thought it was a zit which it isn't
thank you!
Ohh sorry
You should take a picture and ask James to photoshop it but try to be as specific as you can and try to BEAT him🤔😈
I tried it....
I outsmarted him!
No just kidding
😏
Nobody:
Talfishman: James free-bin 1:03
7:25 I’ve never laughed harder in my life
Seriously y do ppl still ask him to edit stuff if they know he's just gonna troll them. lol 😂😂😂
b t yes
I snap my fingers my fingers snap you remember that anyone 😂
Me: Snow glows white on the mountains tonight
Not a footprint to be seen
A kingdom of isolation and it looks like I’m the Queen
Mom: be quiet!!!!
Me: *can’t hear my mom* LeT iT G0!!
Mom: BE QUIET OR I WILL TAKE AWAY YOUR PHONE!!!!!!!!
Hey Tal I love you sooooo much🥰😍😘
Hi I Love you do much and your videos are great
@@lailah1237 she/he doesnt even have any videos 😂😂😂
@@lailah1237 she/he doesn't have any videos
1:48 I really love that scene in the movie
3 views and 53 likes...
Good job YT
(YAY I'M EARLY)
4:06
Everyone: oh something funny
Me: if I was him I would remove the man and put In SCP-096
Lol 😝 😆 😂
Yeet third one! (Anyways great job talfishman ur the best)
WAVEYWAVE2 Mackay
His name isn’t *Tall* Fishman it’s *Tal* Fishman
THX FOR THE LIKES!!!! 🥳
Fishy he/she didn’t say that, did he
Or she
Sophie Sarson fishy is right
@@peepeepoopoo5869 He said tal not tall ok
the guy with the long arms looks like wreck it ralph
That true
@JacobDoes -Gaming ?
Bryan Yap ddbvvj
@JacobDoes -Gaming oh
Cry
Remember
Your
Small = your name ( crystal)
Tall
After
Lunch
I think that's what crystal means (in a joke)
Man:James,make me Iron Man. Thanks!!
James:*kills the dude
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@Amber Verdun I'm just making a joke,no means of spoiling.
8:01
That guy is my aunts ex boyfriend....
Coop
O boi
Sad.
The iron man boy?
Ouch
8:36 who else thought that tal singing was actually pretty good😂
He protec
He attac
But most importantly
Jamie is bac
...
K
The photoshoped image of the guy with big arms reminds me of that thing you can become in Yandera Simulator
Lol
Tal: Sponsers protein rush
Also tal: wears bang energy shirt
Protein rush: we are never sponsoring our product to you again
Tal:..........
Me:.........
Everyone:..................................😺
Well the person who makes bang and the energy bar are the same people
FBI
there the same people haha loolololoolololololololololol
Everyone? not everyone not many people care
Same brand bruh. Bang energy created the protein bars
3 views 67 likes ..?
TH-cam drunk again
TH-cam is high
Susan is drunk*
That's my line jk lol
I don't think TH-cam will ever be sober
@@ricelord2272 lol
Talfishman I always look up to you because your tall and you inspire me
I thought I was early but then I saw 1.4k comments
James is like a genie... always taking everything super literal lol
BEEN WAITING FOR THISSS!
HOW ABOUT A PETITION FOR JAMES TO PHOTOSHOP TAL?😂
235 views
522 likes
Yep. TH-cam is drunk agian
Btw I love your videos
@Newry city f.c fan tv Exactly
Its smoking the cannabis again🙄🙄😤😤😤😤
Seems like I'll have to explain ..
Views only count when someone finishes watching the video or clicks out of the video page, so someone could like the video before watching it all the way through. Same thing for comments. for example someone can comment "First" then it's considered a comment but not a view.
@@Ahmadkhadr. Coolio
AYEEE- JAMIE NOOOOOOOO. PFFFFFT-
For the first time I am early
Congrats 🎉 I am not though😂
I'm an hour late
When he said PFFFFT- the last one I got spit on my noise
SWAT:FBI OPEN UP
me:0_0
SWAT:what are you doing?
Me:playing games
...
Wha
That's a cool video luv that vid bro keep doin more ❤️❤️❤️
19 views? 343 likes? TH-cam’s drunk
No, it’s just your phone being stupid idiot!
Like you
0:25 i was laughing...SOOOOOOOOO HARD (i heard that the haters have ther notifacations on 😏😏) EARLY SQUAD WERE U AT???
If you want to look good then be yourself. There is no problem to be you and love the way you are.
Tallfishman: click that red button
Me: what red button? UwU
The subscribe button. Maybe you are colorblind?
Cj's (GTA San Andreas)on the floor of the wedding picture. 🤣🤣
Where
Bottom in white tank top 🤣
We gonna ignore the fact that he put his face and the blow-up dolls face on the cake? 5:29 😂😂
Noah_ AsianBaby omg ikr
Tal:*snapping*
Me:*snapping*
Everyone else:*snapping*
235 views
1k likes
327 comments
TH-cam is drunk again
YT isn’t drunk you f* ing idiot. You’re phone is probably broken....also this isn’t original so stop pretending it’s yours cuz it isnt
Ely The Wolf lmao yt cant be drunk
First off, this is a joke. Second, I didn't steal this so stop saying that. Lastly, I may have had the same idea as other people. It happens.
Who laughed at every single one of these 😂
Dolphin Lord me 😂
Dolphin Lord me haha lol
Dolphin Lord most
The only reason I didn't laugh was because tal was talking
Me
8:19 I literally snorted water onto my computer while watching this
Nice puns man, keep it up, its really handy😂
It’s 2 in the morning where I live and I’m watching this right now😂😂
OMG sameeee except it's 2:44 here
Laura E dang you beat me 😂
16 views. 255 likes. TH-cam, are you ok?
No, TH-cam is drunk
Ik it's a joke lol
Ya people use it alot and sometimes I do too
Anyone else thought of that airhead comercial when they have big heads lol 😂😂
I did
That was the most amazing thing I have ever heard, it combined two of my favorite things: poems and puns!
Tal misses an opportunity to say "we should stop the hand jokes now coz' it's kinda getting out hand".
Love it funny as always 😻
☆♡•Late Squad•♡☆
Wer ma peeps?😁😉🤗
Shamie Azriela me😂😂😂
Hey I’m new to the school bathroom I have a really bad cough and I’ll call y’all when I’m back I will love ya bye 👋
@@karmajanutolo590 oki😁
Shamie Azriela I'm 22 hours late 😂😋
I'm later than you
Jamie can probably never stop laughing
Who missed the old Tal Fishman 😂❤️❤️
I didn't like the comment because of the emojis
I do..... But he still is my fav❤
Yo 238 views 1. 4 k likes
TH-cam is broken
By the Way Tal you make great content
Pays off for stay up all night
(Love your vids❤)
Your edits are so funny TAL LIKE NO CAP
ITS 12:08 AM
Yet I'm still awake while my parents are asleep 😁
You should have said “and he thinks he’s a savage but he’s average!!!!!”
It just got uploaded and there’s already 16 views
IKR
3:59 XD HAHA I Laughed SO FRICKEN HARD
Im so sorry if this man sees this it just makes it kinda funny
Tal drinks so many energy drinks every vid....
aRe YoU oKAy?
Bang just dat good
ok i JUST looked at his merch and if u hit Alfredo look at the description..LOL thank u for the likes even tho they're not much i never get more than one. God bless 💛💚😇😍
wdym
It's 12:37a.m.!
Yup
Bryan WindyBoy for us it’s 2:44 am
1:40 am here
Bryan WindyBoy it’s 2:40am where I am
It’s 1:41 am for me
1:47 I LOVE that movie eventhough I'm too young to watch it! 🙈😂🙈😂
Roses are red
Ketchup is two
Thanks for the
Like wait why
Is it blue
4:16 is the length of TALS neck
Oh yea
3:05
Mmhm
They be looking not bad
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 i watched this 6 times allready and im still laughing 🤣🤣🤣🤣